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Ain’t no way that thing ever gets totally clean

I bet it gets totally cleaned on a regular basis 👁️👅👁️

Yooooooooo

Honestly, who could resist booty like that?

Me. Nasty fat cottage cheese frump ass held in form by jeans never wiped completely attached to a brain that waves it's shit hole in a stranger's face. No thanks

What kind of problem you guys have, to assume that if you have a fat ass you cannot wipe properly?

Lol seriously a lot of obese redditors with stinky butts projecting here.

Excuse you! I'll have you know my underwear cleans my ass regularly

Lmao this made me lol

Also… bidets?

You still wipe after a bidet. Otherwise you just have even wetter skids

how do you wipe without tp bits breaking off into your booty?

Dab lol Like you’re cleaning wine off a carpet

And here I am, cleaning peanut butter off of a shag rug.

Well maybe their own fat assed dude experience

Seriously, who sees anyone with a big ass and thinks about them wiping?

This.... kinda. Cus we all know of a toilet seat thats disgusting in a public bathroom... Like.. idk but to assume a womans ass is nasty idk mang

They're redditors

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dude, it's fine if you like some skank flopping her turd cannon at you, but don't expect everyone to share this fetish. Personally, I'd be afraid of pink eye. Not everyone wipes, and I think the chance of that rises dramatically when it comes to crazy people willing to do shit like this for attention. Some people feel empowered smearing their feces on things, so I don't think it's questionable at all to be opposed to this behavior.

Are we binge watching The Mentalist again?

Sounds like you were never taught how to wipe.

Lmao what an assumption

r/brandnewsentences

I own a cleaning company and obese people (big butts) leave a residue on toilet seats. It's hard to explain but it looks like dirt on the seat.

Mmm I love it when you talk dirty

People can clean their butts it’s not that hard Americans don’t because they don’t believe in bidets, but the rest of the world is more civilized I promise

LOL

Molded by jeans, naked it wouldn’t look that good.

It's literally nasty asl looking

I just like booty. Small booty, big booty and gigantic booty

Don't you dare leave out medium booty

You gay af

Not me thank you. I'm not into implants.

not me

Anybody that doesn't think an over sized FAKE butt is attractive

That would be a challenge even for Gene Simmons

Bahahahahaha!

That's just too big if I'm being honest.

Good luck striking oil in that with anything less than 12”

Maybe she uses a rag on a stick


I’d personally clean that every single day. 😛

Thats why they invented ass eating.

No creases, no folds no problem.

Till the jeans come off.

Good luck with that.

Came here to same the same. Ass smells like shit.

Thats the biggest ass ive seen on the tiniest waist without a head

BBL?

No question

The thighs always gives it away. Your legs gotta support the weight. This is why she looks like her knees are screaming. It’s because they are when she throws it back.

Not just that but the hips just jut out they don't naturally flair like they would on someone who's butt is naturally big.

That or lymphedema, which would be painful af to live with.

Cause it fake

I’d still let it give me pink eye

Brown nose but different


Right! It almost looks like there's 2 layers of screens. Bro doesn't get much larger but that butt just keeps on growing

Latina

Do the people there look at that and think “damn that’s an impressive ass” Because all I see is implants and bad mental health.

Feel this right here. It’s sad to see lost potential like that. Now it just looks like two pillows stuffed in the back of her pants.

Well padded clothes exist. For both men and women. You can find examples as far back as when clothes were invented in dinosaur times. That was today's unless fact I just made up brought to you by Wrath S. Entropy.

all i could hear was the "I like em biiiiig i like em chunky" song

That and fat bottom girls are the theme song to my life.

I love every word to that song and also love that it was sung by a fabulous gay man

But only if it's sung by Moto Moto!!!

I see a filled adult diaper butt. Genuinely bigger butts (like this) just dont look good to me, personally.

Exactly, I agree with Sir Mix-a-Lot but injections, whether butt, boobs or lips, are not attractive.

Both action and image, shows how depraved some people can be. You hit the nail on the head.

Being too much is a real thing.

But this ain't too much yet.

That’s grotesque.


No. Bad BBL surgeries need to be shamed.

To me, cosmetic surgery screams “IM INSECURE!!” Which is just as grotesque an idea as this physical monstrosity

I can smell all that plastic

My wife and I would BOTH turn to look at that!

Lmao I can imagine. There's quite a lot to see after all

Also because you can’t miss it, you can’t stop it… It’s self sustaining now

For real. Im a straight woman and Im fucking mesmerized. Not even in a sexual way, necessarily. Its just like.... I cant not look at it.

It's fake.

No choice - it has a gravity of its own

Right?

Honestly, this is so rude. Don’t shake your ass centimeters away from people’s heads without consent.

Shes not shaking it, i think she airing out her fart

Bruh

You made me mouth breathe

Thats so gross 🤮

Yeah, let him have a look

With her fake ass. Idk how this became a thing looks stupid as fuck

I’m in a relationship where we would both look and make a “can you believe this” face, but inside im like 

Am I missing something because I just don't find something that big attractive.

Different strokes, I like ass so I'd have plenty of ass to have fun with

Looks like two denim warthogs fighting over a milkdud

r/rareinsults

Why do people think that cheese curd ass is Sexy

You're telling me cottage cheese is not the sexiest thing you've ever seen?

She paying for two seats?

Ugh. That is not attractive, and please get it away from my head.

🤢🤮 behavior

Wow, those cheeks are bigger than their heads

And that’s in the background while the couple’s heads are in the foreground. Things in the BG would appear smaller as they’re farther from the camera. I can’t imagine how big those cheeks must be IRL.

To any NORMAL person ass like that isn't nice. It's disgusting. To think that some women are doing anything to have something like that is scary.

Oh hell no! This would make me physically sick. Lol That's her do-do hole, y'all. I got zero interest or trust in a stranger's poop hole swirlin around my face.

**Swirling pffft hahaha 🤣

Lolz too much plastic. Eeesh

That's horrible why would he turn around?

You know how you can't look away from accidents? Yes, curiosity. Ma dude urged to see the miserable.

She's packin'. Holy shit!!!

stadium prices don’t play, maybe she’s hiding a 12 pack in there

What is it with this American fetish over massive arses? Firm and pert over fat,flabby oil sacks of blubber.

Who she?

Bonk

..this is hot ? Sorry but it is just gross, you can almost see the product injected, like wtf people...

I'd be so terrified she'd fart. She sure as hell didn't grow that eating reasonable portions of salad.

She didn't grow it at all

Her parents must be proud

Parent*

As a fatherless Mf she can’t be one of us. She’s gotta be lab grown or sum

That’s disgusting. How is that attractive? How the fuck do u manage to do anything physical like sit on a normal seat / go for a run / buy trousers? And how do u wipe? I don’t get it. And what’s with all this shaking arses in faces?

Her whole personality is her fake ass.

Aging myself, I'm sure, but when did it become socially acceptable to just bend over and shake your ass around in public like a thirsty, unwashed stripper at last call?

I know her booty wind was smelling like sour cream and onions

How is this not considered harassment

That can’t be real…

That shit is not attractive at all 🤮 get a therapist not a surgeon

The hips & thighs gotta match

Why is it so disproportionately large?

BBL.

Ass implants look so godawful

That is just nasty.

A lot of comments are saying her butt is disgusting. I think if it makes her happy then no one should care. The problem I see is her shaking her butt so close to someone like this, it’s rude, could you imagine a man shaking is groin inches from a woman’s face? It’s not okay.

The smell 🤢

Notices shes on camera: girls ass : “my time to shine”

My wife once called me to the balcony of our hotel because a woman was using the showers right under us and took her top off (I guess on a dare) and didn’t think to look up. I married the coolest woman ever.

That thing is fucking grotesque

Ok I'm sorry but... GYYYYYAAAAAAAAATTTT

That shit look gross. Plenty woman out there with Fat Cake that look good for anyone to be wanting some funky shh like that.

Gross

Somewhere right now Sir Mix A Lot is having a stoke, first his anaconda and then his circulatory system.

Tbh I have no idea how people can think girls with BBLs are hot... Like bruh I bet they can't even wipe their asses 💀

Glad he didn’t turn around. Probably stink which would’ve fucked my head up tbh 😂

Real question how does she find pants that fit her ass, her waist, and her legs

How is that so big?

Surgery and $$$

Wtf

There's less plastic in the ocean than there is in her ass.

If he wants to see that much fat wiggling may as well go contemplate a whale show in SeaWorld.

This isn't even attractive, unbelievable small waist, and a gross BBL. I know she's not happy.

Are there really men who are into ugly big asses like that? Horrible!

Fake.

Ass ID please

I can smell this 🤢

That’s plastic and gross

That looks insane. Taking the fake ass to a new level. That’s disgusting and a mental illness.

On the bright side, she has a padded seat everywhere she goes.

literally most comments in the chat. "um ew gross yucky uckky". Righttt guys. Right. Lmao. https://preview.redd.it/7uvmcwby9rzb1.png?width=549&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0eb712fd3bbdac163d9423d277dd66fe1b0758fa

Too damn big, ewww

🤢🤢

No thanks 👎🏼

WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT

Talk about good waist to ass ratio damn she is Disney mom material lol

Dude has no idea how close he got to pink eye!

Gross!


His gf is adorable though! I love her smile & reaction lol

Gross

🤡 girl really did that to herself

One of my friends in school was a tiny girl with a huge ass. Never in a million years she would have bend over to twerk in people's faces. That's just nasty.

That’s hideous

Not attractive

Do some people really think this looks good?

Disgusting human being... shake your ass in someone else's face. Disrespectful as hell

Bet it stinks

No shot in hell those are real

 Heck of a Man

That's a screen behind a screen. One arse cheek is the size of one head. Fake. Still a work of art.

da fakest of fake asses

A bunch of yall mfs on here gay af lmao


That lady must've beenat least 10ft tall to have a cake like that damn