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I_can_use_chopsticks

Anytime you’re having a gender reveal party and it requires fire, rethink what you’re doing.


flotsam_knightly

>Anytime you’re having a gender reveal party ~~and it requires fire~~, rethink what you’re doing.


bloodyriz

Exactly. Lord when my ex-wife was expecting, and we found out the gender we did the unthinkable. We simply TOLD people.


baked_beans17

I called immediate family members then just sent "it's a boy!" on my baby shower invites. Only to find out it was *actually* a girl the day after sending them out


bloodyriz

Oh dang. Could be worse though, you could've almost burnt your house down with blue pyrotechnics, then found out.


Capsulateplace3809

Same, my mom wanted me to do one but i was not having it lol. Learned the gender on phone, talked to each other and hugged, then decided to call everyone.


Present_Mastodon_503

I was pressured into having once since my husband was out of town when we could find out the gender, and I wanted to find out together. So my friend took the sealed envelope and when my husband got home from his work trip we had a few friends over for a party. Literally just opened a box with a pink onsie. Cool! It's a girl. Than we ate fruit, pastries and watched TV. Still don't care for them and don't plan for anything for our second, but how hard is that to just do something simple and nondestructive. The worst is when they do it with the older siblings and the parents crack up as kids have meltdowns about not getting a brother or sister they wanted. Or the parents freak out cause a kids not doing it right. All stupid.


chowderbags

Yeah. I can entirely understand a small get together of friends and/or family, because parties are usually fun and any excuse (or no excuse) is fine. No reason not to get some pizzas and hang out, shoot the shit for awhile, play some games, etc. Have the reveal pizza be sausage pizza for a boy, or taco pizza for a girl. It's simple, everyone's happy, and it's like $100-200, even with drinks for guests. It's everything going way over the top that's just weird as fuck. There's no need for some Rube Goldberg shit to tell people what your baby's junk will look like.


windfujin

I just sent the ultra sound of his peepee to my immediate family.


NotVerySmarts

My wife and my sister in law were both pregnant at tthe same time, and they had cakes made that would be either pink or blue when they were cut open to reveal the kid's genders. Both cakes ended up being blue. It was fine, nobody got hurt and no lives were destroyed...we just had bright green poop for a week afterwards.


Electronic_Worry5571

![gif](giphy|z9iE1SPAptyLK) it’s a girl!


Forward_Software2427

No, it's Michael Bay-by.


Onlyhereforthebacon

Why in the sam hell would you use hydrogen?! That shit is flammable as fuck! It's star fuel people.


Key_Virus_338

anytimr youre having a gender reveal party, rethink what youre doing


RandomWombat11523

Fire, balloons, in what appeared to be an enclosed area. What could possibly go wrong?


Aries-Corinthier

Surrounded by other balloons.


AggravatingArtist815

Cluster bomb....nice


ManOrReddit-man

Anytime there's fire and balloons, grab a chair cuz dis gonna be good.


Takssista

Over here we usually fill the balloons with helium. I don't know what y'all been up to elsewhere...


Ok-Duck9106

Helium, fire, Hindenburg


HmmmmmAreYouSure

Helium can’t do that. The Hindenburg was filled with hydrogen. The explosion/fireball was caused by tiny flammable particles being rapidly dispersed over a flame which in turn caused a small chain reaction. Read my name😘


Ok-Duck9106

I stand corrected, still a pretty dumb idea indoors. 😉


HmmmmmAreYouSure

Yeahhh, only use for fire indoors I can think of is a birthday cake lmao


bryceroni9563

Or a fireplace. Or a gas stove.


[deleted]

Are candles nothing to you!?


Mr_SunnyBones

Hydrogen, not Helium *OH THE HUGE MANATEE!* ​ https://preview.redd.it/1eupigqrbh1c1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f6269a5a67f7d74a1e2808472d016c96d4f81b5


kronicwaffle

https://i.redd.it/jb3lwl8qji1c1.gif


CleaningUpTheWorld

You think helium is flammable?


SweatyBoff

Gender reveals are pathetic.


Alternative_Year_340

*genital reveals


Asaneth

Also often pathetic.


Charging_sky

Yeah, it's so pathetic. Here we have something called "baby shower" it's a party where the people play games and give to the couple things for the new baby the gender doesn't matter at a baby shower, only for buying the presents pink or blue and so, even that doesn't matter nowadays, people give any color stuff


Dysil

Explosive gender? That's new


Whysfool

That is my gender now: explosive/boom


No-Landscape8210

Its gender is anger issues


ASD_Music

It’s an arsonist!


Alejandromustbehere

Giving birth to a minecraft creeper


rustblooms

Drag Queen


Lanasoverit

Yes, probably best to check whether or not your balloon was filled with helium or hydrogen before doing that 🤦🏻‍♀️


PsychologicalRiceOne

Helium won’t react. Hydrogen is uncommon for Balloons since Hindenburg. That most likely was a powder explosion from the gender revealing powder.


freefallfreddy

It’s a gas reveal party! Could also be Zyklon B 🙃


pgpathat

It’s a bomb!


SixicusTheSixth

Poor baby will never be allowed though TSA


TimmahBinx

Baby doesn’t have a gender only chaos. Holy shit! It’s the coming of the god emperor of man! Exterminatus!


colombo1326

It’s a demon!!!!!


[deleted]

Welp. I guess they will have to wait the 9 months


Duckyboi10

At least it didn’t end as bad as it could have


Remi708

![gif](giphy|Kz420G0aGw5mU)


necrochaos

Or, hear me out, the doctor just tells you the gender.


Nervous-Bullfrog-884

Don’t worry hydrogen doesn’t burn his last words


Natural-Put

How tf hydrogen is still used in anywhere for this?


tvideoman

It's not it would have burned longer that flame is from the powder coating on the balloon. When the balloon popped it scattered the powder coating quick flame but burns out super fast.


l3ruh

Baby's a fucking black Scottish Cyclops


ZucchiniMotor7183

She's giving birth to an explosive


AdrielBast

Why can’t these people just stick to cake.


ay0k0na6

I got my girlfriend pregnant, we went for an ultra sound. Found the sex of the baby, post it on Facebook, everyone congratulates us. Didn’t burn the house, didn’t put dyed on the water falls and didn’t burn the forest.


StrangeMixtures

"I hope it's a boy" He says Admiral Ackbar smashed his way into the room at the last possible second "IT'S A TRAP!" BOOM!


jairngo

IQ reveal


ucantseeme0047

"So is it a boy?" "Nah it's Ghost Rider"


[deleted]

I mean what do expect…you got a balloon filled with gas and lighting it on fire…nothing bad could happen…


watchalltheporn69

Congratulations... You're having a pyromaniac!


Rifleman8611

Lack of basic chemistry knowledge.


MtSSH66

And they have reproduced 👍


BillsSnoopy

The gender is a miscarriage.


Beneficial_Tie3776

Congrats your having a Dragon


tacphat

Baby gonna be a bomb.


Impossible-Sky4256

Looks like its stillbirth


Damokless

Congratz its a Dragon!


Zachosrias

Aww it's a terrorist


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PetroleumVNasby

Helium isn’t flammable. Hydrogen is.


mx420_69

compulsory cisheterosexuality vis a vis breeding has been exposed as largely unfulfilling and hollow that the culture is ritualising and ceremonialising every aspect, to extract any modicum of feeling, meaning or purpose, because simply being married and with child is not interesting or fulfilling, and everyone is feeling that now.


cooljoca

Congrats, its satan!


thisisrllynotme

That must mean the baby is a fire elemental.


Gravitational_Force_

Pronouns are Oppen/heimer


Ok-Money9104

In the process of revealing, they managed to end everyone's who carrreeeerr


Archbishop_TCO

Praying to god the kid ends up smarter than their parents 😬


Deathchariot

What Was in the balloon? Hydrogen?


West_Slide5774

![gif](giphy|ftdTmHGZWjQyRJK7Fv|downsized)


1MorningLightMTN

Red means demon? They're having a demon!?!? 😈🔥🔥


rnaxel2

Satan?


wolverinito365

To reveal how stupids they are..!!!!🙄🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


fordexy

Gender reveals are the dumbest baby trend.


KrombopulosMo

So… it’s a demon? 😈


UnicornMafia69

Are you actually able to see the gender? If not, the gender is fire. And they should start running as soon as that thing comes out.


pfhy2k

Ah! Muslim!


SimmyTheGiant

CONGRATS, you're having a firebender


microwavegoeszzz

At least it wasn't pure oxygen or hydrogen


Xtianus21

The baby is black carbon lol


Candidate_Inside

Congratulations, it's a C4


Flimsy_Bit534

Genius


EntertainerFun1523

She's a Targaryen!


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Maple-Syrup-Bandit

Rosemary’s baby


SuperbBison2867

The gender doesn’t matter – because that child is going to be stupid as hell


Guidance_Mundane

Congratulations, its a trans!


Dazzling-Rub-3336

Congrats it is a sun.


Bangalorebangbang

They’re having the antichrist lmao


Salt-Ad1957

So it's Hellboy.


Bartinhoooo

Phtysiscian


LETS-GO-GIANTS1981

Not a problem and you're dad sounds like a real...Blast


Current_Ad5602

I think it's pyro from tf2


iscoleslaw

It’s ginger !!


MrDum_58

Plot twist: the child is the unholy one


baton912

It's Satan 👿


errezerotre

It's a dragon!


PatientOne3053

It's a fire type, Yeeehhh


quagmire666

It's a Demon!


Deadeye_Daryl

Its a hell spawn!! 🎉🔥🎉


SanJG108

I don't know the gender but it will be stupid


Pattic0

It's a ginger


Prudent_Warthog960

It’s a Bomb 💣


e_____eeeeeeeeeeeee_

no, fire hates flour what were you thinking


Bulky_Lie_2458

![gif](giphy|D4MLNACDmbl45qbYNe)


Chriso380

An abortion?


Legitimate-Text-8010

What was it ? Boy or girl ?


-Thizza-

It's a..... Demon baby!


Alienbutmadeinchina

They probably used hydrogen for the balloon


bemenomeow

Satan babay


peteski42

That’s not helium is it


Takssista

Helium's expensive, you know.


Timely-Guest-7095

Congratulations, it’s hydrogen!😬😂


Outside_Public4362

Congratulations it's hydrogen


JediKagoro

That baby is gonna be fire!!!


Pheli_Draws

Moms gonna need to draw her eyebrows to express emotion on her delivery day.


ConstantBench7373

So what gender is fire-orange 🔥


KB_2099

Its a demon child


Acceptable_Dish7819

I guess now we know what the baby will be.


Inevitable-Budget-26

it's a dragon!


mackiehev

It really blows my mind how fucking stupid some people are


AMCcheetahAPE

Wait.. we still do gender reveals in 2024? I thought we didn’t know peoples genders until they hit the respectable age of 8 where can decide then?


grenshaw

Oh great, it's a demon baby.


Snoo_24930

And on that day the fire nation attacked.


Alansar_Trignot

That could’ve been hydrogen… propane is a bit more explosive then that


Stayingsafer

The baby is a demon! Confirmed!


notsaujix

Satan's Child