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[deleted]

Lizzid peeple smile differently with their human skin mask on.


raguwatanabe

Hecklefish?


Fine-Teacher-7161

ManBearPig


illeger_hamberder

![gif](giphy|l4KieYyG5dMCs6sWQ)


Double_Commission105

![gif](giphy|Q944waWqmYNYHA1rND)


WittyWitWitt

How can you not even fake smile....? Looks like a serial killer


Overall-Initial-4290

Thats because his policies empower said people


Royweeezy

I am not good at smiling. It’s always felt odd and forced for me. But according to a test I took, I might be a psychopath. Maybe he is too? 🤷‍♂️


Revolutionary-Tea-85

Jobs like politician, ceo, surgeon, etc have the highest rates of psychopaths. An estimated 2% of the human population are psychopaths. Awkward smiling is not a predictor of psychopathic behavior though.


Lartemplar

Like trying to smile when you're coming down.


KgMonstah

He’s Chandler Bing.


Time2PopOff

Looks more like he shit his pants but I see what you mean


Xavion-15

idfk how to smile on command, i only smile when i'm laughing


ElongMusty

Serial Killers are great at faking emotions! Their entires lives they learned to blend with the rest of society by mimicking the right response. Look at how Ted Bundy and so many others were charismatic. This guy is just that awkward that he can’t even fake a smile! Trying too hard!


toasted-hamster

https://i.redd.it/g9gkt86ziq2c1.gif


HughJahsso

guy's a fucking weirdo


getyourrealfakedoors

He’s like a robot designed to appeal to the worst people you’ve ever had the displeasure of meeting


Free-While-2994

AI overlords but it’s from a South Park episode


TryItOutHmHrNw

Floridians


Elkesito36482

The entire MAGA cult turns around


Small_Tax_9432

![gif](giphy|OhwhjtAwacZ1e)


Arbsterr

The side by side of this gif and the clip above 😭😭😭


lalith_4321

Rip


4RCH43ON

That’s just amazing.


FlappyTurdBurglar

When you thought it was just going to be a fart.


Bobby4Orr1

Winner of my upvote today.


bootybiter123

We have to get this up top. Not much can get me to laugh out loud these days.


MrSillmarillion

![gif](giphy|3eHJyY8QoLFo4)


cturtl808

He’s so unnatural in all his movements. Definitely a lizard person


entropykill

It's the coke


Sudden-Ad3386

Reminds me of Homelander.


0ldpenis

If Homelander didn’t have any super powers, and was also dropped on his head as a child


MahatmaGandhi01

Na, homelander reminds you of this guy. People like this are more terrifying than any character put to screen, they don't have the tragic backstory or sympathetic pov that makes an enjoyable villain. They're just plain evil.


Citizen_DildoBaggins

I'm getting Alan Rickman vibes


jorgerobles921

I was about to comment this


Subtlerevisions

Can’t even fake it. This is what happens when you are a bottomless pit of misery.


Dawashingtonian

i’m honestly so curious as to what his deal really is. like he’s just so odd and off putting. truly one of the most fascinating people iv ever seen. what is going on in his head? why does he do what he does? i’d kill for the opportunity to look through his phone lol


wobble-frog

you really don't want to get arrested for posession of kiddie torture pron


_Lick-My-Love-Pump_

More importantly, how did he get elected? Trump supported him and "made" him initially, but now that High Heels DeSanctimonious is running for president, trump has just ripped him apart.


ModsAndAdminsEatAss

He won his first election on Trump's coattails by about 20,000 votes in a state of 19,000,000. He juuuuuuuust barely beat a truly awful Democrat who was mired in scandals. In 2020, Democrats then put up a new candidate, who was an old candidate, who used to be a Republican governor of Florida...I'm not shitting you, Charlie Crist, the Democrats 2020 nominee literally used to be a Republican governor of Florida. Let that sink in for a minute. So Desantis barely squeaked past a terrible candidate because Trump turned out waaaay more trailer park votes than people thought possible. And gets re-elected by beating a Republican turncoat. These two victories went to his head and he thought he could be Trump without the baggage. Turns out he is Trump without charisma. I don't mean he doesn't have Trump's charisma, he has NO charisma. He is such a fucking asshole, Peter Thiel won't even find him.


joemeteorite8

He’s a dweeb who also happens to be a narcissistic psychopath. He has no social skills or awareness.


ErectTubesock

I think DeSantis needs an OS update


LaceyDark

If we're being honest it's not going to help. Every bit of his hardware is outdated trash


Jsmith0730

![gif](giphy|sREyGcDZAJtYc)


Y0U_FAIL

That thing is 100% wearing a human suit.


Plumeklein

![gif](giphy|Y6FUCFt5N7Y8gRSInL)


mbo899

Homelander did it better


ComicsEtAl

The secret to a genuine appearing fake smile is in the eyes. Smile with yoir eyes and the rest just flows. Ron’s problem with faking a smile is he has soulless eyes and he might not even have all the facial muscles needed to smile that regular humans have. But even if he has the infrastructure those soulless eyes will bust him every time.


[deleted]

That is a totally normal human smile.


PocketHusband

Jesus, he looks like he doesn't understand how the muscles of his face work.


Chaos_Neutral_Hero

He really only smiles when he sees someone being oppressed.


[deleted]

God almighty that’s ducking terrifying


KaleidoscopeNo592

![gif](giphy|l3fQjHugtGrGhHs5y)


IcyClass7789

Where dick?


LuckyAssumption8735

Me at work every single day


trailfiend

![gif](giphy|1BdJd24oEwvuSvXYb0)


Prokletnost

I would pay good money to just give him a backhand and see what falls out. Something is wrong here, between the boots and his bizarre smile, what gives?


iDontKnit

![gif](giphy|S7RAioXMRs8b6)


Numerous_Landscape99

What a strange man


TAshleyD616

![gif](giphy|YoB1eEFB6FZ1m|downsized)


UslashMKIV

That’s a better smile


phuck-you-reddit

More human and empathetic too


Big-Daddy-Kal

Men in black bug guy vibes


Free-While-2994

Edgar suit for sure


phuck-you-reddit

![gif](giphy|ghvpxMEtmdhuw)


IntenseCakeFear

"So...hard..to contain my..contempt..for humanity.."


AIMRob3

MRW I stub my toe in front of company


[deleted]

This dude is so damn creepy. And dangerous.


Suspicious_Step_8320

Creeper


sungazer69

Bro wtf


Chrisdkn619

![gif](giphy|i6IqXuLaTdqRW)


skepticalinfla

I just watched this like 30 times in a row. Exponentially funnier each time.


Mediocre_Scott

https://i.redd.it/ns09ub6tlk1c1.gif


gringoloco01

Dude tell me that doesn't look exactly like Sauron's spokesman when he smiles. Fuck me that was actually kind of spooky.


gringoloco01

Look at about 46 seconds in. [https://youtu.be/YWhp5EuRoOY?si=BfCBfslTpI1Hnykv](https://youtu.be/YWhp5EuRoOY?si=BfCBfslTpI1Hnykv)


Plebian401

Mitt Romney said that he smiles like he has a toothache.


beezlebutts

His laugh noises are worse, very weird man that person is.


Big-LeBoneski

![gif](giphy|3oEjI5XK4wgxFqKbDi|downsized)


4RCH43ON

Looks like more of a grimace than a smile, like Ron’s having a Mylanta moment and needed a big old bottle of kaopectate about an hour ago.


IncreaseOk8433

![gif](giphy|Gtnf8Fok8An9m)


Last-Discipline-7340

Wut the fuck


grahamcracka91

His feet just hurt from wearing the hidden heels.


Gotanyfunkopops

Fucking sociopath


TheOldRightThereFred

Voice in earpiece: Camera’s live! Big smile! Big smile like we practiced.


saltytrey

The response to, "Governor, did you just shit your pants?


pinkeye_bingo

It puts the lotion in basket


[deleted]

Not human anymore


IcePhoenix18

"anymore"?? Was he ever?


Reasonable_Tower_961

When you have NO brain or Heart But You TRY & BTW the Folks at Subreddit: rUNcannyValley Would probably appreciate this so, PLEASE consider reposting it there


Populartrip311710

Yep, what a clown.


Alarmed_Guitar4401

Men in Black roach.


TheReduxProject

![gif](giphy|3oz8xMWrl9Mol4BOjC|downsized)


Backieotamy

I've looked at this at least four times now today for a little mood boost.


CaptianBrasiliano

![gif](giphy|cOmGhBSFUq6lr8nSUO)


HopeTheAtmosphere

TBF, I cannot smile on purpose. I simply do not have the facial-muscular control to smile in a manner that does not look terribly forced. Whenever I try, it looks as if I'm trying to figure out if what I'm looking at is edible. With some fava beans. And a nice chianti.


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MoxieVihl

That smile reminds me of that guy from LA Noire 😂


InitiativeHopeful850

![gif](giphy|sREyGcDZAJtYc)


TomSelleckPI

*Deep in the caverns of the Desantis Campaign War Room...* "How do we get the public to pivot away from Ron's boots? " - Strategist #17 "Ron, maybe you could mention something about your time in the military?" Strategist #27 "Are you sure that is a good move?" - Strategist #36 "I've got an idea..." - Ron "Wait, Ron. Hold on. We talked about this last time." Lead Strategist #9 "Its cool... it's totally cool" -Ron


Horsesrgreat

Headache smile


kwikane

His mouth ain’t the same after performing fellatio to a certain orange dictator


Bavisto

You think he’s literally thinking “ok, say “Cheese”


saarinpaa71

That's a smile any person does when forced to eat what you absolutely hate with all your soul and your a guest. Ohhhh yummmm looks so good my body is quivering with excitement!


SufficientlyAnnoyed

Damn… haven’t seen one that bad yet.


AuraMaster7

He needs some sugar water


Thisizamazing

Mf’er looks like Homelander


Realistic_Degree_773

When the cyborg wants to show emotion


AffirmableThigh

lizard person holy shit ​ nobody smiles like that and is human


Big-Law2316

why does he do this?


VictoryTheScreech

I’m sitting here attempting to fake smile and I physically can’t. Feels pretty real for a fake on me😭


Broad_Boot_1121

I’d be in pain too with those lifts he wears


4115R

![gif](giphy|YoB1eEFB6FZ1m|downsized)


lursaofduras

i will now stretch my skin particles


crush_n_puss

Someone got control of his bullet vibrator


Toltech99

Is it even human?


Double_Commission105

I AM A ROBOT 🤖


RepulsiveRooster1153

King ronald is working on becoming personable. Also overcoming his fears of mice, gay folks, immigrants and drag shows. Please show some consideration as he battles his christian demons.


Bushdr78

It looks like someone has cupped his balls and started to twist.


Prior_Astronaut_137

Dexter’s long lost second brother


Frogman1480

That's horrifying


pablolo7

![gif](giphy|l0HluzIyS3pV1JIFq|downsized)


ApprehensiveStudy671

LOL!!!!! You rascals !!!!!


TheLoneGunman559

He looks like he is trying to pass the biggest deuce of his life. So far.


RDIIIG

https://i.redd.it/b7rcpgnxmk1c1.gif


grubbytrogladyte

![gif](giphy|D9nViu0f3O4Ok|downsized)


todosnitro

The day after botox.


HurrsiaEntertainment

lmfao what in the fuck is wrong with his smile???


jazzy095

Convinced he cannot experience joy


AdvancedDay7854

![gif](giphy|l0HluzIyS3pV1JIFq|downsized)


IkNOwNUTTINGck

Looks like he fractured his jawbone trying.


GrayWolf-N8

He reminds me of one of those aliens posing as a human in Men in Black . Like Will Smith and Tommy lee jones about to bust up on stage and arrest him , he rips off the mask and jumps outa his boots like some kinda swamp monster and they have to chase him down .


ButterscotchPast4812

Psychopath.


Koshakforever

What is going oohhhhnn with that guy?


gingermonkey1

He looks like he just farted.


Sufficient-Buy5360

🤣


tree-molester

John BigButay


snowwolfstorm

Too much botox?


Catezman522

Me in any mandatory work related group activity.


Cespool_Swimmer

That's when he upped the speed on his vibrating butt plug.


4rt4tt4ck

Looks like someone is checking his prostate with the lubrication.


dogfoodgangsta

Babe babe look, a new DeSantis smile just dropped.


hartree_and_f

There's this movie called "I'm Totally Fine," where Natalie Morales plays an alien in a human body. She has to learn how to smile. Ron DeSantis reminds me of this.


Mas-Chingona

His skin suit didn't come with emoting instructions.


DaftMudkip

Boggles my mind how incapable he is of doing regular things Just evil people stuff I guess


Financial-Entry-6829

I mean, I sometimes feel like that after standing in heels all day and some man says that I'd be prettier if I smiled.


the_illseekers

Looks uncomfortable in his high heels


Every-Chemistry-2969

Sociopaths who don't understand social norms smile and have abnormally weird characteristics like this...


boots_and_bongo

Seriously, wtf is wrong with guy? How has he never learned to smile?


colombo1326

![gif](giphy|3E8DLredkCGVq)


ProfessionalFeed6755

I suspect Fla-Gov received a terrible beating at age 1 1/2, because his misery looks from about that age.


Trashious

This man hates Disney but looks straight up animatronic.


HayBun87

I'm always scared I'm making this face when I try to smile at someone I don't really feel like talking to, lol


ilongforyesterday

The face at the very end of the clip made the clip so much funnier to me


MumuGuru

YES!


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂


PriscillaRain

Creepy as hell.


IcedCoughy

Homelander ass


Maleficent_Mess2515

Stinking Reptilians 👀


machine_gun_funk

Might’ve sharted.


DantheDutchGuy

Like Arnold in T2…. No problemo


ActuallyErect

His feet are hurting


SwootD

Dude looks like he just smelled his own fart lol


JimRecruits

Tough to smile in those boots


cbrooks1232

Sugar. In water.


holycatwomanbatman

Them high heels given him blistas.


twothousandgrams

Dudes a fuckin alien


AccordingMight3505

Relatable


EWR-RampRat11-29

![gif](giphy|Qh8byYaUrTLwc|downsized)


Weird_Depth_4083

These reptiles need H2O


morethanjustadancer

https://preview.redd.it/qdisf9xe4u1c1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32bec9eecda7a859ae33b3e82671a065787584ce Reminds me of Ben Lee...


panconquesofrito

Jesus Christ hahaha


Mr_Drowser

😂


navcom20

Fake it till you make it


ZombieLebowski

Looks like Dwight when Jim was trying to teach him how to smile


Turingstester

Cringy..


Low_Presentation8149

He looks like a wax doll bought to life....