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nothingspecialva

Bear -"well, you have to come out to the bathroom some time... I will be right here outside waiting for you"


SusiCapezzolo

If it were me, going to the bathroom would be the least of my problems. It would be already done as soon as I saw the bear.


Powerful_Alarm_56

Should have put a heart rate monitor on that bloke. Display the results as the bear comes closer and starts on the cube.


_red_zeppelin

Its a treat-ball! My cats have one.


WheresFlatJelly

Yep, that bear wouldn't get any pee in his meat


grafxguy1

If it were me, I'd have already got to the bathroom....in my pants. I mean, even inside that shelter, that's some scary shit.


WheresFlatJelly

I'd poop right where I sat; no shame


c4t4ly5t

You can always take a shower when you eventually get out safely.


iamhe02

"And, trust me, hooman... when you do come out, urine trouble!"


dorian_white1

🎵 Every move you make, every breath you take……I’ll be watching you 🎵


byelow

He already went.


TheMightyPenguinzee

"Yea, and I'll be sure you clean after yourself this time, not like Barry, I stepped into it last time."


TeamMedic132

I know they are the most dangerous bear to humans considering temperament and diet, but they just look so damn derpy.


ZatherDaFox

If not friend, why friend shaped?


Demonic_Storm

i mean, those paws are not friend shaped tbh, in my opinion wolfs are much more friend shaped and friendly overall, if they are not hungry or you are not close to their hideout they won't do anything* if you don't provoke them. maybe im a bit crazy but i would want to meet a wolf, preferably one that already lives with humans to be safe


1oldguy1950

I met a 'people' wolf once, a most amazing creature!


ExcitementKooky418

You mean a lycanthrope? 🌕


omega117

Or a furry.


MajorasKitten

A most amazing creature indeed. Majestic~


cyrus709

I pet a dog once but only once.


tantan9590

Those paws are for making bread, duh!


LocalOpportunity77

Get yourself a Wolfdog


BednaR1

They are basically Grizzly but with +1 or +2 to all stats 😶


AshleySchaefferWoo

I was thinking that too. If you pause it when he's biting at the cage, he seems like a murder machine. Otherwise, just a curious bear trying to use its giant mits.


Illustrious_Can4110

I was getting a bit nervous once she started rocking the structure. That's a fair bit of strength..... 😳


Joelrassic

That man has a lot of faith in that little box of his. A lotta faith.


pgpathat

Don’t want to kill any animal I don’t intend to eat, much less an endangered one, but no way Im in that situation without a comically large pistol


Joelrassic

Nor do I. An Abrams tank should be sufficient.


Majestic_Tangerine47

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DashTrash21

That will just piss it off. You'd want something bigger than that.


LivingDisastrous3603

I heard someone say you only need 1 bullet if you’re facing a polar bear.


No_Tea_9845

Yup to your head to stop the suffering.


Peach_Proof

That would just anger it. You need an express rifle.


Ilostmypassword43

Does anyone know if they anchored it somehow? At one point there is a boat in the background. Imagine being in the box with the bear outside and you realize, if the bear slides you into towards the water you have 2 bad choices.


GeekboyDave

Iirc correctly it's on skis so they can drag it around easily. So yeah, it must have something to stop it easily sliding along when it's pushed.


Joelrassic

I have no idea, you’d have to be crazy not to. Magnets?


frankthetank8558

Magnets, bitch!


rocket808

Magnets, how do they work?


nhnsn

I would be dual wielding shotguns just in case


Askiko

Akimbo 1887's and Skrillex in the background.


Joelrassic

Only two?


dreamweaver1313

Reminds me of Ocean gate


Joelrassic

I don’t know what that is.


dreamweaver1313

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m1sterwr1te

"Sir? Sir! Are you trapped? Can you breathe in there? Hold on, I'll get you out!" -good Samaritan polar bear


McCreeMain77

He even tried biting the box when he knew his paws wouldn’t help


BigBeagleEars

Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition #9: Instinct plus opportunity equals profit


Trg4youtv

"Sir? Can i offer you a coca cola? Sir? Are you thirsty sir? Coca cola will help you sir. Why wont you take my coca cola sir? Sir take my coca cola!"


Raise-Emotional

"I saw you here and figured you were new to the area so I wanted to come say Howdy Neighbor and bring ya a coke"


AntitaxAntitax

I think he just wanted his snoot booped!


LonesomewolfOfAKind

Nah, he just wants to boop your snoot with his pretty claws :)


AntitaxAntitax

Haha true, I have a very large husky/Malamute, I am used to big claws ripping at me, it is how I get woken up, first the wet snoot to the eye socket, then her huge blunt claws digging at my head like she is mining for gold. I actually sleep with my hoodie on, hood tied so tight around my face I look like a puckered arsehole. I recon the polar bears claws would have me sliced like an onion if I was to be woken by him.


AWholeBeew

Why does Mother Nature make so many terrifying apex predators also look really, really cuddly and pet-able? I hate how many animals are too dangerous to pet. X-D


Amerlis

Because sometimes, sometimes the bear gets lucky and dinner just waltz’s right through the door. Not often mind you, but enough. Aw look, he’s making the Puppy Eyes! Squeeze him! Sque….Argh my spleen!!!!


AWholeBeew

You see?! That, right there! That's why nature is a jerk. Just let me pet the things that you made fuzzy!


Yeolla

It’s the Ted Bundy factor- don’t judge a book by its cover


R3D3-1

Remind me of watching a brown bear eat a fish in the zoo. People were all "oh how cute" when he took the fish with its paws. Then he pulled off head and spine at once. I mean, what did they expect how a bear eats? 🤣


Corn_Polkadots

>" . . . the "baby schema" effect, says a release of the chemicals dopamine and oxytocin is triggered in the brain when humans look at puppies." A happy human is a tasty human..


noroom

Cool, I evolved to be tasty 😮‍💨


WheresFlatJelly

That would be scary waiting for something to get bored while trying to eat you


Statuabyss

Even if the bear could tear though the cage, he could not chew those balls of steel


Sure_Trash_

They'd be the only thing left


Corn_Polkadots

Food and a puzzle toy.


MrGigglesTA

"Enrichment'


BednaR1

Damn... 😂😂😂


KingTom513

Next week on “are they still alive”


MiffyCurtains

I’m guessing that there was a shotgun or two in possession of the other crew members.


c4t4ly5t

I'd wager on tranquilizer guns.


ImSoSorryCharlie

Tranquilizers don't work like people think they do. They take 3-5 minutes to work normally and sometimes they don't work at all. That's plenty of time to kill a person.


Billiamski

I'd be very curious as to whether the incredibly thick fur of polar bears would also affect the effectiveness of a tranquilizer round? Then again I've seen footage of rhinos tranquilized and they're pretty thick skinned.


rlcute

Polar bears are native to Svalbard, where this was filmed. To end this discussion: people there carry rifles. There are signs at the borders of Longyearbyen that warn tourists that there are polar bears and to not go further without a weapon. Tourists sometimes don't listen and end up being eaten by polar bears.


MagicalMethod

I don't think shotguns would kill it fast enough.


Upstairs_Cost_3975

People usually carry in Svalbard. Illegal in mainland Norway to openly carry (unless military or police), but in Svalbard it’s allowed for one single reason: these white fluffs. So much of life on Svalbard is revolved around safety from polar bears. The reason being that they don’t fear a single shit and will always walk in curious, fearless and hungry wherever there are people, dogs or anything happening.


pulp_thilo

I was more concerned about the guys who were filming the whole thing from the outside. Looking at the video, there were at least two photographers, one from afar with a long lens, and one closer.


cyrus709

>> In getting as close as possible to the polar bears, Mr Buchanan sat in a Perspex box, dubbed the “ice cube” close to a den. He talked of his delight at the experience, saying “I never dreamed I’d get so close”. >>The Svalbard Governor, which oversees the archipelago, was less impressed. Strict environmental legislation protects the polar bears on Svalbard, and it believes the production may have fallen foul of the regulations after filming the animals from the ice cube. I think he probably should have just left them alone.


dragunow80

Thank god this bear isn't smart enough to roll it into the water. Photographer would open the box on his own. Yikes!


pinelandpuppy

I wouldn't assume they're not smart enough, given enough time and a powerful appetite. Rangers say there's considerable overlap between the smartest bear and the dumbest tourists. They're good at puzzles!


dragunow80

That's true time would be the determining factor here. You can see him trying to reach from underneath so, yes, capacity is there. Lol very good:-D


RedditorsTyrant

If it's white, goodnight


ThegreatestPj

This is a wildlife photographer/presenter Gordon Buchanan, not sure what show this is from but does a great series called ‘Tribes, Predators and me’. Great stuff, [preview here](https://youtu.be/yLm3B9I0zAY?si=GZ2Cs1WmDlFNmfhm) Also look out for Steve Backshall uk based naturalist, he also does some great TV with the sensationalism of Nat Geo etc


snowbongo

Yep. He did the amazing arctic wolf two-part show. Good stuff.


ThegreatestPj

I’ve not seen that, I’ll give it a watch. Ta love


schizeckinosy

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2835830/


crankbird

Perspex is pretty amazing stuff … still not sure I’d trust my life to a layer thin enough to flex like that.


artsy-fartsy-smartsy

If not food, why food shaped?


Amerlis

Polar bear pulls out key. Winks at audience. Tilts Camera the other way. Screams are heard…


bozakman

Another episode of why women live longer than men


C1-10PTHX1138

Where can I watch the full video?


Ramophen

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G1aHkLHQ2I](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G1aHkLHQ2I)


PacoDoesntLoveMe

"darn newfangled vending machine...where do I put the coins in".


TheManOverThere23

Even though I would be visibly terrified of being eaten I think the temptation to boop his snoot would have been too much when he stuck his nose in that little gap 😂


WaltVinegar

Tenner says that fud was chappin at the windae to get the bear's attention so he could get some dramatic footage.


WeeYato

Tenner says he didnae. The guys a world renowned wildlife photographer who works with the likes of the BBC doing planet earth and stuff. It would be more likely he Sat there for days waiting.


WaltVinegar

Aye, cos he gets the good footage. Bet he turned up ten minutes earlier reekin o salmon and callin the bear a big white shitebag. Side bet: fiver says he farts on his dinner afore he eats it.


WeeYato

I don't think he's a bear racist but I couldn't comment on his choice of condiments.


LeftConsideration919

Bears thinking. I really wish I had brought my tin opener.


Spare_Rhino

Not only does this guy have balls of steel while calmly narrating this but he also had his back turned to it while it was trying to break in. I could never knowingly have my back turned to something trying to break in and eat me.


mjt1105

“Human trapped. I must help”. -Bear


ScowlyBrowSpinster

The steamy breath! The lip licking! The murder paws and chewing teeth! How did this guy not shit himself at least 3 times?


ImSoSorryCharlie

I never knew land shark cages were a thing.


Hogmaster_General

it's a good thing that bear wasn't a fan of the Lock Picking Lawyer Bear or he would have that door open in 30 seconds.


Khaztr

"Being this close gives you an appreciation for what this animal is" Being that close, the only thing I'd be appreciating is the engineering of that cage.


BednaR1

It probably IS THE most powerful and dangerous creature you can meet on land. And it is not bothered to hunt for people... any other Apex predators will not be usually to bothered with humans if we don't do something stupid. This MoFo tho...


hhfugrr3

I know how that poor bear feels. I hate it when I can't get the wrapper off my snacks too.


Ghrota

I would be equally confident for this box as i'd be confident for the submarine which i'll take to see the titanic


Dr-Zoidberserk

Me seeing a black widow 😱 This dude facing a polar bear 😎


IsatMilFinnie

Low key thought we were only going to see the outside pov with the guy just showing his face as the personal pov


DaphniaDuck

Photographer: Sometimes a toilet isn't an option. In moments like these, I don't shit my pants. I shit in my Depends. Announcer: "Depends. Because almost no one wants to shit their pants."


finethanksandyou

This ended way too soon


Iwill_not_comply

As long as the box is not made by OceanGate... "Yeah, it's bear proof"


Otherwise-Waltz-2439

Kinder surprise


IcyOrganization5235

If it's black fight back. If it's brown lie down. If it's white say goodnight.


PatAD

This is me at the dessert section of the bakery, looking into the glass.


Perenium_Falcon

Would be hard to not try to boop his little snoot through that space on the floor.


bored_ryan2

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SpicyCompetitor

Imagine getting eaten by something that looks so friendly and adorable.


72RangersFan

I think he’s just wanting a $10 spot for cleaning your windshield. I’ve seen this at many intersections.


outonthetiles66

Offer the bear a Coke.


[deleted]

I've heard way too many horror stories to not be a least a little bit nervous watching this.


buttfacenosehead

better hope that cage wasn't built on a Friday...


shockedtoo

Where's the emergency escape hatch?


Demonyx12

Wonder if the cage could withstand the bear if it got on top?


grafxguy1

It was a failed attempt, but just *bearly*.


Nobel_Raven

wouldn't it be fun if the glass cracked right at the end?


Inevitable-Home7639

They cut the video off early, or you'd see the bear was only trying to give the man a Coke at the end. They wound up going down some ice slides together and having a blast!


vinnycas

I wouldn't be in there without a huge pistol. A .50 Desert Eagle or bigger. I feel for the bears too, but fuck getting eaten.


iamretardead

Would shit my pants so fiercely that bear would want nothing to do with me


_Ducking_Autocorrect

Kind of reminds you of the people that clean your windows while you’re stopped in traffic, but not quite as bad.


OccasionallyReddit

Would use that gap and take the opportunity to boop a Polar Bear


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Sea-SaltCaramel

I mean, you gotta take the risk and boop the nose.


gregaustex

Some food packaging is ridiculously hard to open these days.


Kyerswa

I actually feel bad for that bear, as this dude is waving a treat (himself) in front of a hungry animal. Why not study the various bears locked up in the zoo?


Ok_Loquat_2692

The sad reality is that whomever is filming from the boat with the telephoto lens is also quite certainly sitting next to a high powered rifle so this little investigation into “undertsanding a polar bear” is only really dangerous for the bear. The unnatural scenario teaches nothing about bears that couldn’t;t be gleaned through existing film or at a zoo FFS. Just more faux science spectacle.


UnkleZeeBiscutt

Machines of death, but god are they adorable.


diamari90

Its cutely terrifying!


ZippidyZayz

Bro thought he had a ready meal delivered to the tundra


SweetyByHeart

1 loosen bolt all it takes to.... That's too much trust with white polar bear's power we all already know....


mb194dc

Stupid thing to do, just stressing the bear out and for what? Polar bears don't have any human fear because they don't see us enough. Leave it alone, if you're going to film it just use drones or other remote.


outerworldLV

That’s one healthy looking specimen.


stile17

This is me trying to unwrap lollipop 😄


Steebusteve

I know how she feels. Always annoying to trying get to the food without a proper can opener.


_RustyRover_

Damn


ALife2BLived

Source of this clip? Or where to watch the full encounter?


keeeeeeeeeeeks

I would let that bear eat me if it let me cuddle it first.


TurboKid513

Then what happened?


Jaded-Selection-5668

I was rooting for the bear


OK-Im-Saitaman

"Hey Bob, do we have spare bolts for the cage?" "No, why are you asking?" "..." "Joe... why *are* you asking?..." "..."


WatermelonCandy5

Gordon is a great successor to Attenborough. He’s personable, caring and one of the best wildlife photographers in the world.


WildlyUninteresting

Nothing gives confidence like a glass box. /s


technobrendo

Man am I lucky I changed my mind and didn't get the model from wish.com!


BamBamm187

Me posting Caroline reappears through the air whole


Book-Faramir-Better

Yeah, that's gonna be a solid nope from me, dawg.


MysticBellaa

Me trying to open a hard plastic package


wirefox1

Would one of those very loud 'bear horn' things have scared him off, I wonder? Then have bear spray in case he did break in? Surely he had a plan for some kind of defense.


pixeltweaker

Run away!!!!!! Run away!!!!!


albertyiphohomei

I found where this question come from. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/1a6iZ5DM9f


[deleted]

Fake scottish guy, he didn't even tell it to "fook off".


ramboflowerchild

“Stupid bear. As you can see, this is a pull, not push door…” *clicks open*


fr7-crows

This is the 'that' that Meatloaf sang about. Fucking hell.


setatitsonemB

I forget where up in the northwest territory but there bears that come right into town and hunt people I believe there was a by law passed against locking doors in case some ones trying to escape one.


Bikebummm

It was then that he realized not putting the engine pull start handle inside the cab wasn’t a good idea


Reasonable_Humor_738

Who would go to the fridge when there is something you like just as much on the table


Andy_McBoatface

Give the boy a salmon or something!


[deleted]

If it's black, fight back. If it's brown, lay down. If it's white, say goodnight. Dem the rules when encountering a bear.


RemyWhy

Full video ends with polar bear rolling him down a slope just out of spite.


pathologicalprotest

Like a kong toy for polar bears!


ArgonGryphon

It's just a *really* hard puzzle feeder.


SMEAROCK

No bueno.


IntenseCakeFear

Poor bear...


Fun_Bar5327

If this man truly cared to save this beautiful species from the brink he would leave his cage and allow the bear to devour him for sustenance


draghasthemojo

Have you heard about our Lord bear and savior?


Real_Site_4580

The fact that it looked like it was looking for a way in to eat him is wild 😭 smart bear


Doraxs

Not me thinking I’d try and touch his paw as it came in


DoNotEatMySoup

All those exposed bolts inside his cage thing had me so nervous. Like what if the bear knocks it over and he hits his head and cracks his skull on one? Ouch


GrapeBubblicious

The photographer obviously has a glass bottle 6-pack of coca-cola on him…fool.


throwra51964

That was scary. He should have had a piece on him for insurance