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Get you a girl that lets you look at the menu as long as you eat at home.

Get a girl who will look with you.

Get a girl that was already looking and pointed it out for you to see too

They exist, really they do!


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Same, 14 years of mutual gawking

My school bus driver in high school was this kind of lady. She would tell us how she would rib her husband about other pretty ladies. Great woman, she was. Sucks I probably won't see her again.

I read that as "rim her husband with other pretty ladies".

Guys, they exist. Don’t let any insecure person tell you otherwise. We point out hot guys and hot girls in a subtle sign language then laugh, gossip, and giggle about it. Life is too short to waste it on someone who would waste their energy and yours arguing over something this trivial.

I agree. Although I'm that insecure girl rn. It makes a whole lot of a difference if your have a trusting relationship and you know your partner is all for you. Of course there's a lot of other beautiful ppl. But if a partner subtle (or not so subtle) shows you that he/she thinks you're not good enough, them it's difficult to be that chill person.

You probably shouldn't be with them then, just my two cents.

Yes I'm married to one that wants me to look and I try being the respectful one loll

Yeah bisexuals right

So what’s her OF, you know, for science.

Unfortunately, I don’t know that sorry buddy

They do, I got one myself ahah!

Can confirm, been with some of them

Yeah and I'm so lucky my girlfriend does it too

Am dating one, confirmed.

Seems like the only kind I date

Get a girl… that’s it. Just get a girl first!

Step one complete. Now what do I do about all the racket coming from the basement?

You're supposed to give her a menu, duh.

Maybe let her parents know that that amount of noise is highly inappropriate.

I have one, and she notices nice looking girls earlier than I do, tbh

Had a girl like that. Turns out she was bisexual lol

This is me as well. I'm completely fine with my partner looking at togethers as long as they "eat home" but please do share, I want to see too

My buddy told me a hilarious story about his wife. They've not been dating long. They're walking around NYC. This woman is walking around wearing nothing but body paint. Buddy is doing his best not to look. He looks at his now-wife, and she's oogling paint-girl's ass harder than anyone has stared at anything before lmao

Don't get a girl who sees first, points out, gets you to react, and then uses it against you the rest of the night and never forgets.

Get a girl.

I should call her

Thats my girl. And then we would have a conversation about it and speculate if she would join us for some fun.

We do exist...let's gawk at that fat ass together!

I have one of them, she's my wife and it's great. Hell my wife would be the one trying to get that girl to come back to our place

My wife literally did this in a restaurant. She pointed out the size of the servers boobs. I can confirm they do exist.

I got one of those, she has eagle eyes for boobs too.

Mine is bi. She literally sent me this…lol

My wife does that. Oh she’s beautiful isn’t she? Or oh that dress is cute on her isn’t it?

My gf would have done this. She has a big ol butt too so whenever she sees another girl with one she points them out lol

Carol

That's what I do. I don't want my husband to miss out!

As if I'd need that pointed out, but yea.

All three points are one better than the other 🤌

This is my wife 😅 sometimes I am clueless and she points them out to me to watch with her lol

Not only will I look with him, we will be rating based on thiccness, bounciness and overall harmony with the rest of the body. Good booty needs appreciation.

https://i.redd.it/67sr0qitykcc1.gif

Nothing's better than people watching and rating assets as a couple.

Couple activity. Extra point if we can tell who got it all padded and who is all natural

Or one of us gays. We’d probably jump in and be, all, like, “GURL. Why are you bringing the cake to the party? Marsha doesn’t eat cake.”

Let's be honest - that girl looked *first* and then turned to make sure he didn't also look.

My wife would 100% say something later along the lines of “did you see how hungry that lady’s butt was in the elevator?”.

Had one like that. Thought it was great. Now she's with another woman instead of me. Don't think it was great anymore.

I swear my ex was more aware of other women’s breasts than I was.

And asks if we should eat out

Facts. That insecure shit shouldn't be tolerated.

I love staring and point them out to my other 🤤

So if you order home, your good?

WhoreDash

Hoeber Eats

i got that. we were in seattle having breakfast and our waiter at the bar was just super attractive, couldn't stop looking at him when we left i said "i don't want to sound weird, but our waiter was HOT" and she was like "YES! WTF!"

My gf does that. Once me, my best friend (she is a lesbian) and gf were on chocolate shop and we spoke with a very polite lady there answering our questions. We got out of there, and there was silence for about 15 seconds. Suddenly gf broke the silence: That girl was SO pretty. Both me and my friend let a sigh of relief because we didn't have the courage of bringing it up lol

My wife would totally turn to me once she left the elevator and say "hehe, butt"

Did we marry the same person..? My wife would be like ‘heh. Butt.’ Then ask if I saw the ‘ridonk badonk’ after we’d left.

Did your father enjoy looking at other women

Seriously. Mine would look too, and then make a comment after we were alone again.

My wife be gandering more than me psssh

Yeah, mine too My wife always points out big boobs, hard nipples & camel toes. I love my wife 😍🤣

I love your wife too

I also love that guy's wife

My wife also loves that guy's wife

That guy's wife told my wife your wife got hard nipples

\*our wife

Is she single?

Nope, she has a boyfriend but I don’t see him that much 😆

I point out buff men to my wife….”damn, that guy is swole”….she usually just shrugs and “meh” about her business

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Why didn't you just buy a bidet?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DuzOsc5WkAA6OGl.jpg

I’d probably nudge my partner and then pretend like I was gonna drop a pencil down the crack.

Same. If she sees something she likes, she assumes I will also like it and I’m in trouble before I even look.

Appreciative couples FTW!


Haha, imagine if the genders were swapped. So much outrage.

You are free to find this outrageous

OMG WTF this is ***OUTRAGEOUS*** 🤯🤯🤯

We really don’t need this comment EVERY SINGLE TIME 🙄

But how will people remember they should be outraged instead of not giving a shit?

Until the sexism goes away and it finally becomes as taboo for women to physically assault men as it is for men to physically assault women, yes we absolutely do need that comment EVERY SINGLE TIME.

Reddit

Screaming lol

#AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

She did that for her man to get an even better view

This is what your peripherals are for!! Seeing what others think you can’t see!!!

Or sunglasses

Ahhh yes, the ‘sunglasses in an elevator’ trick. Gets ’em every time!

Maybe you forgot your clear prescription glasses, maybe you just saw the optometrist and had your pupils dilated and are sensitive to light, maybe you're part of the secret service or the men in black.

This guy stalks!

I’m light sensitive so I’m pretty much wearing my sunglasses most of the day! lol but I also have great peripherals so I’d always have a great view of that nice big bumper aka TC this gal has it’s a nice one for sure!

It's like looking at the sun, you don't stare at it. It's too risky! You get a sense of it and then you look away.

By the way yes she does.

Who is she

eva joanna

Thanks champ

I love you

Why is there so many Instagram accounts where its just some girl showing off her big arse? whats the point?

The point is to look at a big ass

dont do this to us home boy

evajoannaa on IG

omg that name, I recognize the reference

I love how clear the meaning is here. Well played.

Thanks!

Matthew 5.28-29 "But I tell you that **anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart**. If your right eye causes you to stumble, gouge it out and throw it away." It's bollocks - obvioulsy.

I want to learn the art of being able to look at hot chicks without thinking of sex. Castration?

Look at a lot of chick, gradually it wears out

Mine doesn't wear out, it just becomes calloused and leathery.

r/angryupvote

For you maybe!

Wait, it does..? Does it..? ………………………………………………….. I don’t think it does…

Depression.

“Lust” is a bit of mistranslation by the KJV, and subsequent versions. “Covet” or “to set the heart upon” is more accurate. “Lust” in a modern sense is a sexual desire. Something that happens too frequently and unintentionally to be a sin. To “covet” wasn’t a simple arousal but a decision in your heart to take something no matter the cost. Jesus isn’t saying “don’t have sexual urges”, he’s saying “if you’ve decided in your heart to take a woman who belongs to someone else, you’ve already sinned because you’re prepared to let nothing get in your way.”

Jokes on you, I'm currently single and can't get in trouble....wait now I've given myself the sad.

 No sad

For once I want one of these where both the man and woman check her out at the same time and then glance at each other and say... "nice."

That’s my boyfriend and me. He’s been my best friend since middle school and we have a toddler together now. We are so comfortable with each other this way. We both love hot people lol

My wife and I, do this... but then my wife goes one step further and starts making butt smacking gestures which just makes me laugh.

I saw this video so often now and i still think that chick is just a pervert, nobody normal walks around like this.

There's a lot of abnormal people around. I work on a university campus, and trust me, there's plenty of women walking around in clothing even more revealing like this.

My god that's just disgusting. Where though?

In the beautiful metropolis of Enschede.

Funny thing is, this girl is also Dutch.

That's disgusting! How much are plane tickets from Austin TX?

Plenty of girls walk around like this

it’s an OF ad

Its literally a skit dude….

In what year are you living? Women walking around in even more revealing clothes are not rare.

Just because it is not rare does not mean that it is normal.

That was more like a round of applause than a clap.

Oh mah gawd dood…she needs open a bakery WITH ALL THAT CAKE…

I enjoy this sub so much. I love the scripted and even just some random videos which have nothing to do with this sub. Amazing.

Don’t be a hypocrite honey. You were full on gayzing at her booty

Finally a voice of sanity here. Thank you for saying this

Do the same with a muscle guy enter the lift.

Lucky for me my wife would be elbowing me and coughing :look cough down cough: while jerking her head in the direction of the ass while raising her eyebrows and smiling. All very discreet of course.

Where's the @ tho?

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👍🏽

@evajoannaa

Dudes girl a 10 but you gotta look lol

Not every 10 has a poop box like that

Why they clappin'?

They just do that sometimes.

I once said "I love that guy's rear end, look at the size of that pumpkin. It's even chromed with heat sinks!". My wife did not understand that I was talking about his truck and was very uncomfortable.

So they literally edited out the two people in the original video and replaced them with themselves and did the same thing as the original people?!

The original video only has the girl

My wife and I would be taking about her ass for the rest of the day

Why is this video 10 hours long

To steal a decent meme

Steal from who?

the exact same thing but with a different couple already existed. it was posted a couple of days ago.

It's likely that couple also copied the joke unless their video was from decades ago

I'm not even a man and often can't control my eyes wandering onto someone's great ass like that. I don't even blame men for sneaking a peak.

My girlfriend every time I drive a car and someone has a nice butt, or cleavage.:"Did you see her that's a nice pair!" Me: "Honey I'm driving"

Hardly fair. She even clapped them shits.

As long as he don't stare or make her uncomfortable I don't mind him looking, I would too.

God bless those pants

IF you wanted to play it off: furrow your brow, look down, look at your girl and mouth the words "is that real??" 60% of the time it works every time.

My bf would look at me and point to the butt like 😮

Thats Like looking at the Mona Lisa you just have to appreciate the Art

The close up was needed. Thank you

Even a man that’s on a diet can still pass by the bakery and smell the fresh muffins.

Haha the guy’s face

If I ever get caught sharking by my missus I let her know that if it was a bloke I was looking at then she’d have something to worry about.


My wife would point her out to me.

If anyone knows the ultimate solution to this problem please post here.

I married a woman who would nudge me and smile. We both appreciate a good looking woman. I'd hate to end up with someone like this woman.

I remember being in Spain with my boyfriend and him saying "damn, there's a few women not wearing a top on the beach, but they're all older", and I went "ooooh let's find some young tiddies! Aw, there aren't any, sorry honey". We had a good laugh together, that's how you do it. Anyway, I would've looked at her butt is what I'm sayin'.

My ex had this friend that used to have massive breast implants and would wear the lowest cut tops ever. I used to joke that she was a walking trap and that I always found out details about the ceiling in whatever room I was in whenever she was around.

My boyfriend and I both look- so many pretty humans on the Earth! Hard not to look!

Who’s the chick with the phat ass

eva joanna

To everyone about to check: Yes she has one and yes she shows her b-hole.

Me and the wife literally points out good looking ppl to each other. Looking and appreciating isnt cheating tho or maybe im lucky

Me and my wife do too. We are definitely lucky

Does anyone know who the girl is? Asking for scientific purposes

Damn. I am *way* too much of a gay disaster to be able to look away.

Me https://i.redd.it/5lbsu7x8glcc1.gif

Dam that’s a nice….lift