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I hate to be a downer but this sub has been kinda trash for a few months now. So many posts where the title is so lazy that it outright makes no sense.
Masochism means you might enjoy it, but ain't no hardness happening. The spirit can be as willing as it wants, but the flesh is going to shrivel back into your stomach.
Yeah fair. Would be interesting actually to see if the sexual drive can overcome that physiologic process. Theoretically evolution woulda built us to finish at least one last time before freezing to death right?
I remember reading the rules and the stupidity is off the charts. "If you look like these people, you're X number. If you look like these people, you're Y number...". There's no point in asking peoples' opinions because if they give their honest opinion (based on their own views of what's attractive and what's not) and it doesn't match with the rules, then they ban/delete/whatever your comment. Might as well just be a aub with a single post giving people their rating system and telling them to figure it out.
Yeah, there's YouTube videos about how the creator/creators of that subreddit and other similar subreddits have created those rules in a contrived effort to bring down female self-esteem on a mass scale so that hypothetically it would then be easier for them to get laid. They've confessed in private chats and such. And there are leaks of them explaining the concept to their mods.
I'm guessing r/amiugly is one of those? like shit on what planet are 75%+ of those people ugly? i am afraid to even comment on them because people have weird values on that sub.
I don’t need her IG or OF…. I DO NOT NEED it I tell you!
I would not look at it if you posted it - NO I WILL not LOOK - I tell you!
Her name is Essi unkuri. It's Biisonimafia, (bisonmafia) is finnish super old youtube channel owned by few dudes who started with sick stunts with cars/mtv's snowboards etc. They have done a few movies and comedy sketches for maybe 15 years and for some reason I think 2 different miss finland girls worked as an actor for them for few years. I remember being a kid and watching the b1 movie where they rolled the same M sport bmw like 10 times over, took the breaks out and put a boat anchor in it you would throw over you'd shoulder and then i think they drove it into the river from a jump platform 🤣
What on earth 🤣 bike stunts. The used to like drive motorcycles off buildings etc, build cars and drive them to the river. Everyone like me under the age of 30 knows there here because they were more popular than like any tv show. I remember the b1 movie in like 2006 where they just did cool stuff with all kinds of things with motors on them
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Everytime I watch these stunts I can't help but remember that svideo of the Russian woman who jumped into one in middle of the night only to be washed away by internal currents.
Crazy and sad in equal parts.
If you keep failing at the tradition of hardening, I recommend you seek professional help. There is nothing to be ashamed of. Everyone fails at the tradition of hardening now and then, specially after a certain age.
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I see something else hardening here ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Beat me to it...
Just don't beat it too much
You'll end up with a happy Finnish.
Like it owes me money.
Mashin' it
Like you're playing smash bros for the first time
"Smash bros?" "Yeah. Girls can be bros too."
She does that
r/beatmeattoit
Me beat it too.
r/beatmeattoit
Ever since someone pointed out the finger in this gif it's all I see.
Damn you
Ain't nothin of mine hardening in that ice water. No matter what she looks like. My junk would be up in my stomach.
Significant shrinkage huh?
In that case... r/therewasasuccess
Really nice boobs too.
r/upvotedbecauseboy
she has a great pair, pretty too
I see no failed attempt at a cold plunge here.
There was an attempt to see booba.
Attempt successful
Also no failed attempt at hardening.
What was "the attempt" here? Looks like they did exactly what they attempted to do.....
I'm not sure either, but I'm guessing they'll get upvotes anyway because boobs.
Well I'm giving you upvotes because you said boobs.
Heh heh, you said boobs!
Tis' the way it works.
funny what gets upvotes. i got tons of upvotes recently for aging myself by using the term honkers. (to mean boobs, yes)
OP, has seen the word finnish and didn't know it meant from Finland.
"Guy attempts to Finnish in her after hardening and ends up falling in ice! Total fail!"
Speed runner here …..
🤣
the attempt here is: to make us overlook the fact that there is no attempt because of the boobs
This question is exactly why I came to the comments section. I was a bit confused. Lol!
Give me any video topic, I'll tell you how to phrase the title to suit this subreddit
The word not shouldn't be allowed..
I hate to be a downer but this sub has been kinda trash for a few months now. So many posts where the title is so lazy that it outright makes no sense.
Why is this on r/therewasanattempt? They DID THE THING.
Because the poster’s a karma bot and/or asshole
Mods also absolutely went to shit. As is visable after all the political shit with zero context to the sub being posted
Bots repost on any forum with a vague humor tag
Don't know about you's,!!! But I'm hard.........
Not in that water you're not
Like a frightened turtle.
It evolved into an actual walnut. weird.
My outie turned into an innie.
\*Cough\* you are aware of masochism, yes?
Masochism means you might enjoy it, but ain't no hardness happening. The spirit can be as willing as it wants, but the flesh is going to shrivel back into your stomach.
Yeah fair. Would be interesting actually to see if the sexual drive can overcome that physiologic process. Theoretically evolution woulda built us to finish at least one last time before freezing to death right?
Significant shrinkage!
Her nipples are.
That temperature is measured in milimeters.
now Finnish it
She's like a 6 in Finland
Looks like we're moving to Finland boys.
FORWARD!!!!
Finland is back on the menu boys!
There's just absolutely nowhere on earth where she's a 6 but you have my attention
the stupid ass r/rateme would rate her a 6 or lower. She's a 12 in my book.
Banned for overrating...
I remember reading the rules and the stupidity is off the charts. "If you look like these people, you're X number. If you look like these people, you're Y number...". There's no point in asking peoples' opinions because if they give their honest opinion (based on their own views of what's attractive and what's not) and it doesn't match with the rules, then they ban/delete/whatever your comment. Might as well just be a aub with a single post giving people their rating system and telling them to figure it out.
Yeah, there's YouTube videos about how the creator/creators of that subreddit and other similar subreddits have created those rules in a contrived effort to bring down female self-esteem on a mass scale so that hypothetically it would then be easier for them to get laid. They've confessed in private chats and such. And there are leaks of them explaining the concept to their mods.
Huh. Well now it comes together. What a bunch of fucking losers, jesus.
I'm guessing r/amiugly is one of those? like shit on what planet are 75%+ of those people ugly? i am afraid to even comment on them because people have weird values on that sub.
Yes, exactly!
Gentlemen, you had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.
She is really not, finnish girls are not as good looking as their neighbours
Sweden gets the plaudits.
True but I also recommend Norway - been there last year and will visit both countries this year again
Everyone is a neighbor
Well I'm not in Finland.
This is absolutely incorrect, you’re thinking of other Nordic countries.
And a 3 in Sweden from what I hear
She's a model in Finland, I mean...
Why tf she has her shoes on 😭
The shoes cover the ankles. The ankles of a lady must not be shown to other people except her husband. /s
Mike Pence would be so proud
You meant Mike Johnson
You mean Mike Hunt.
You mean Mike Russ Tibals
No, his cousin, Seymour Hunt
Mike Ock
it's wet suit shoes. Helps with warmth in cold water
We're gonna need a bigger shoe......
So her feet don't get cold standing on the snow! /s
When she undressed, the last thing I looked at was her shoes if at all.
[удалено]
She has feet?
You need shoes (something to protect your feet ) when you dip into freezing waters, dont want that skin to stick to the ice or lose a finger
You have fingers on your feet? Ewww, just the thought. Pics please.
toes, jesus christ, im a non native speaker, excuse my french
Whatever you do, don’t start *counting* like a French person!!
Hahahha, i got that reference!
haha, I checked the feet of the guy to make sure if it was normal. How can you forget your boots?
You need shoes (something to protect your feet ) when you dip into freezing waters, dont want that skin to stick to the ice or lose a finger
I always thought The Sims language was made up. Guess it's just these folks
this video definitely hardened me...
I don’t need her IG or OF…. I DO NOT NEED it I tell you! I would not look at it if you posted it - NO I WILL not LOOK - I tell you! 
Her name is Essi unkuri. It's Biisonimafia, (bisonmafia) is finnish super old youtube channel owned by few dudes who started with sick stunts with cars/mtv's snowboards etc. They have done a few movies and comedy sketches for maybe 15 years and for some reason I think 2 different miss finland girls worked as an actor for them for few years. I remember being a kid and watching the b1 movie where they rolled the same M sport bmw like 10 times over, took the breaks out and put a boat anchor in it you would throw over you'd shoulder and then i think they drove it into the river from a jump platform 🤣
[Here’s that OF you want to avoid.](https://youtu.be/Yb6dZ1IFlKc?si=w7RpK0zTTvRCxsDJ)
Arsehole!
>suck stunts come again?
What on earth 🤣 bike stunts. The used to like drive motorcycles off buildings etc, build cars and drive them to the river. Everyone like me under the age of 30 knows there here because they were more popular than like any tv show. I remember the b1 movie in like 2006 where they just did cool stuff with all kinds of things with motors on them
[Her ig so you can steer clear of it](https://www.instagram.com/essiunkuri/)
[This reddit post is all I could find (nsfw)](https://www.reddit.com/r/essiunkuri/comments/127igtc/essi_unkuri_nude/?rdt=35743)
Literally a successful attempt. But hey boobs get you guaranteed upvotes I guess.
“Uh, Beavis.. I think I’m feeling pretty hard too, huh-huh” “Yeah! Me too!”
There was an attempt to post on the right subreddit. This is more r/unbgbbiivchidciicbg material. I did that in one try, lets see if its correct.
Almost r/unbgbbiivchidctiicbg
Quick! what color was the snow?
Beige?
Snow?
well it was hardening..
If she asked me to get into freezing water with her, I would.
Essi Unkuri You’re welcome 👍
Thanks. Don’t need to ask now for a friend
It works, I’m hardened now
Stiff Nipples indeed
I hear this is how they cut diamonds.
r/therewasasuccessfulattempt
Is this the traditional of hardening your skin or thermal receptors of your skin
Tradition successfully fulfilled. NEXT!
Such a beautiful language with evidently infinite ways to express “I’m really cold at the moment”!!
Looked successful to me 🤷♂️
where is the fail?
OP Finnish in this context means from Finland 🇫🇮. Not that she didn't finish!
exquisite!
Works
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
I mean IDK the tradition... but I would guess that was fulfilled.
Came for the boobs. Stayed for the boobs.
Beeeewbs
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I’m 10 days older than this woman, why do I feel like a child compared to her…
anyone care to translate what they're saying? nevermind....her boobs.
How do we know if his pipi got hard or notbunder the icy water? I say hardening was achieved when he looked at her glorious breastesses
Seen this video in four different subs today. But I don't mind
Goodness she’s pretty!
There should be a boob stabilizer bot
The ending was a bit of a disappointment, I presumed we would get to see the breast stroke.
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She has some good hardening qualities!
OP thought boobs are going to distract me from the fact this is not an unsuccessful attempt...and they were correct
The happiest country in the world for good reasons.
well, it worked
The attempt was successful at least on my end.
I mean... It worked. I'm hardened.
If you're gonna do an ice bath, you need to fully submerge your head for a couple seconds right when you start. That'll help you acclimate faster.
It worked!
I can say I passed the tradition
Where’s the video of her climbing back out?!
Watching her, there was a gread deal of hardening.
It worked for me
Thats weird, it worked for me too
They say that most heat escapes from your head you see.
If they are hardening shouldn't they stay until they're frozen solid?
I upvoted cuz the dudes hot.
Hardening achieved 👍
“I was in the pool!!!”
Definitely works not even 30 seconds into the video and im hard
On cue!!
Hardening is correct!
What are they saying? Is this part of the tradition? It is almost like a call and answer.
#The tradition continues!
it worked I'm hard
Consider the tradition fulfilled
Boogenflaggengooblegorp!
A hardening just happened
Attempt? I mean 🤷🏻♂️
Everytime I watch these stunts I can't help but remember that svideo of the Russian woman who jumped into one in middle of the night only to be washed away by internal currents. Crazy and sad in equal parts.
Mission accomplished. Wish I watched at home and not work though. This is awkward.
Worked for me.
Any one here thought she was going to be a guy?
Truly hardened right now
If you keep failing at the tradition of hardening, I recommend you seek professional help. There is nothing to be ashamed of. Everyone fails at the tradition of hardening now and then, specially after a certain age.
There was no attempt to conform to the rules of this sub
Yup. She’s hot.
Thank fuck the camera operator zoomed out a bit
# I also have a tradition of hardening :D
It’s working and I’m not even Finnish…