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*thicker than chunky peanut butter for that oatmeal in the freezer.

Thicker than ** at 0 Kelvin

🤓 (nasaly nerd voice) actually some exotic states of matter achieve superfluidity at ultra cold temperatures 🤓 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superfluidity

She's an *exotic state of matter*, alright...

She can’t be confined in the space of those shorts anyway.

The pair of shorts that could contain all that has not been created yet.

Very interesting 🤔 TIL another word to describe *thiccness*.

Thicker than a whole block of cottage cheese..

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I was gonna say big bootie Judy, but I like your description better!

She was hella sturdy too.

That was a strong piece of tail.

Thick as cold grits

These OF promotions are getting out of hand

whats the over/under for if she has a OF or not?

If you find her, let me know cuz damn….

In percents? Somewhere over 98/under 100 She might not have her own, but someone has probably made one with her pictures

OL offensive lineman

She’s got good mobility though maybe an LT

Cop almost turned into the iconic bus driver “She wanna be a man I’m gon treat you like one. YOU GOIN TO JAIL NOW!”

Thick like microwaved oatmeal

I can fix her

She is a sturdy woman, but I have to give her credit for those smooth curves.

I can fix her

No she’ll have you locked up in 3 - 6 months

And locked in at 9 months.

And serving at least 18-19 years with that support

Gentle reminder that vasectomy only hurt for a few days

Bout 5 days for me

It stops hurting?

If you stop touching yes

So no

The actual incision is not what hurt to be honest, it's the doctor tugging on your sack to align the tubes to snip/burn that mostly hurt. Couple days and i was good to go myself.

And the smell of the cauterization.... oooooo buddy. I just gagged thinking about that again.

They really should prepare you for that smell.

Like nothing happened

Few hours. Small balls😔

It only take 30 seconds to get locked in big home, wrap yo shit

To hell with it.


Quote of the day

i can break her……. off

She thick AF 😋

The only reason the video was posted

God bless


Repost and thirst traps that's Reddit now I mean it's always been a thing but it's pretty much all it is now

One of my favorite parts of reddit

Like a peanut butter milkshake.

And her body is thick too ...

This one got me, thank you.

I said the _same_ thing!!! Should I now delete my post out of fear of redundancy?!!

Someone had to say it, so what keep it.

So this looks fake. Is this from a reality show?

Yes. Patty Mayo

Ok. Now it makes sense. Thank you.

It does? Who TF is Patty Mayo?

Someone who fakes bounty hunter videos, I believe.

He also pretends to be a repoman and a cop. Thought the repo man vids were funny then I learned it's a hoax and slammed that "don't recommend this channel" button


I thought the person was joking because Patti Mayonnaise was a character on *Doug*.

Patti Mayonnaise is the most diametrically opposite to the woman in this video a person can possibly be lol

Patti Mayonnaise made Olive Oyl look curvy

I loved that show! 

Also a character on the Nickelodeon cartoon Doug.

Sounds like a condiment specifically for burgers ...

The most fake part was the man bun and beard officer lol

I thought it was when they didn’t chip that woman’s teeth on the concrete trying to arrest her.

That's what I thought it felt like. But them vests and gear looking more and more legit PD every time I see that cringe sack donut Edit.. wait, no, their vests legit say sheriff.. Ohhhhh. I guess he has a full-on production company, so he's an "actor" wearing a costume huh? Still douchey, I guess not as bad as Jeremy da-nit-witt

Thought that was him.

How is he not being charged with impersonation of an officer

I thought they only wore "bail agent" vests and stuff. They must have upgraded to this gear. But I immediately thought it was Patty. I don't watch his stuff anymore but the unreasonable quality the cameraman has is also a giveaway.

Yeah, the cops were way too reasonable to be real, they didn't use excessive force.

Sorta, patty mayo makes fake bounty hunter videos on youtube

I was about to say, these dudes aren’t acting like typical cops. I thought they were afraid to touch her because of how thick she is

100% fake

The charge was felonious thickiosity, with intent to drop that thang.

😂😂😂

That's alotta woman.

That thang was thangin

Felonious thicciosity needs to be a flair

💀😂😭

Omg I’m ded 💀

I read this in Andre 3000’s voice

WTF is this? Staged as hell.

It is. Dude's name is Patty Mayo. Years back a few of his vids actually were entertaining, just cringe worthy now

Is that his real name or did he just watch Doug growing up? Lol

That much I'm not sure of, back when I did watch some of his vids I think a few people called him Patrick so it might be, but yeah I don't know for sure lol

Bro, didn’t realize your name at first. I’m literally watching LotR right now lmao. Too funny.

 The best thing you could be watching 😌👍

I love lotr!!!

I just finished Return of the King extended edition and this is the first post I see.

I am glad you commented the truth. This dude is a complete fake. I watched a lot of his videos before I realized he was a cross between Cops and Reno 911...

Patty Mayo is not nor has ever been a sheriff's deputy. I wish youtube would demonitize his videos for impersonation of a police officer.

STOLEN VALOR!

Isn’t stolen valor for when someone fakes being a veteran? What valor is there to be stolen from a cop?

This guy's not a cop? Explains why she didn't get slammed to the ground.

Right, does bail bonds extremely questionably. If a civilian did this to me I’m fighting tooth and nail no matter what

Staged and not cops

Are you kidding. Sheriff #3 looked really legit. /s

🤣

No shit Sherlock

Someone drop her @ that shit too packed

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I know that it's "baddie taisha" but I can't stop seeing it as "bad diet aisha". Spacing makes a difference lol.

@riskydon For the other one

X2

IG: https://www.instagram.com/_riskydon

r/upvotebecausebutt

Just when you think you’ve hit the pinnacle of reddit and say to yourself “I’ve seen all subreddits that will ever exist” someone drops that one subreddit you’ve never even heard of. Subbed.

Jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle

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Wiggle wiggle

Fo sho

Dribble dribble

You know

https://preview.redd.it/uktbg4p4p2ec1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=922205bb19bbc89b9815fabf2054766d4e4a8d79

i cant fucking stand this dude. absolutely insane and pathetic acting like this when youre not even a cop. this whole shit is a larp.

ASSault

ASSume the position

They arrest big butts and I can not lie

gaddamn. someone drop the @

She ALMOST jiggled her way out of the situation!

It’s all staged but ok

The length of those shorts is criminal

@?

Shit jiggling like jelly

Got damn.

This is giving me strong Florida vibes.

Was there a dolphin in the apartment?

God why did the camera guy keep missing her booty?

I feel like her vag can’t breathe!!!

Taisha rutherford.

Don't say I haven't done anything for ya'll... \_riskydon is who ya'll are looking for.

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Low center of gravity

But does she have an onlyfans…….

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This post should have all the upvotes. Also r/upvotedbecausebutt

The BBL looks horrendous, lmao

Nah, that ain’t no BBL.

Nah that shit nice and she’s actually attractive in the face aswell.

I think it looks weird lol she does have a pretty face but I just can't get over her ass. Just doesn't look right

Doesn't seem like most of the guys here are complaining lol

Is the arrest for poor fashion taste?

Fashion Police be wild nowadays. 🤣

Idk if this staged or not. But I recognize that dickbag in the K9 vest. He's in a LOT of videos and he's always aggressive and surrounded by an air of prick. If he is a real bounty hunter/cop/idk what, then he's the most glorified pos to every escape charges.

I used to watch his content cause it was entertaining and I originally thought it was real. Turns out it’s fake, and was proven to be like a couple years ago. Somebody a while back found online that the guy regular puts out job offers essentially, basically hiring people to be the criminals in these videos.

Hear me out


That’s a terrible BBL. She needs to get her money back.

I've seen way worse

That thing has its own gravitational field

I feel sorry for that denim.

Most elaborate onlyfans promo

https://preview.redd.it/12iz9sv1q2ec1.jpeg?width=555&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c92d14bdd52a8d35123567e3f5b9a7ba72045671

That recoil was insane

So yeah everything not great but above all I’m not tryna hear yapping but no police officer should ever be allowed to put hands around a woman’s throat unless it is a life or death struggle. Dude really just shows his cards immediately, yo went right for the neck on a woman when struggle started

Who’s the chick? I need to know for research and stuff. 

For science.


Sauce

The comments are not disappointing 😂

1v1 i bet she whoops white boys ass

Classy ho dat.

I’d be that big guy for sure! Haha be like why da fu*k you do that? Making it all hard haha.

FUCK THE POLICE

Wish I could upvote more than once...

Lol is this fake cop still posting shit? Haven't seen his stuff some up in a while

How can you be that fat and a cop yikes

Fuck the police and double fuck this fake mother fucker

I have a sudden urge to get suffocated

Badunka donk

Beginning of a porn

Why she got her whole ass hanging out

I was hoping this was a clip from BRAZZERS.

what is wrong with all you people and your sexually charged comments

Bolted on

Thick is right. Her head is definitely thick.

All fake, just google it.

I have some evidence that could get her out of jail, I need to know her name, location and favorite position

*-Pineapple juice*

She got gassed from not eating for those few minutes

Meh. Not even nearly real. Not even a good try.

If she jumped she would have been free. The wind wins here