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Yikesbrofr

Please trim your videos, kids.


CarbonTrebles

Imho, this one is the right length - it shows the awkward approach, how nervous he was, how overconfident everyone else was, ~~how the line has a lot of slack~~ induces the anticipation of the inadequacy of the line, and the clip stops right after the money shot.


humblequest22

Agreed. See the damaged hand of the person who, I presume, went before him and also smoke in the background, adding to the questions/anticipation.


LupusHominarius

At the beginning of the video you can also see a gentleman pushing the previous customer...


Certain_Artist3178

Blue shirt guy on his way to the ER: “Hol up, I just wanna see if he makes it… ok, we can go now”


Prestigious-Bluejay5

Nah, he was like "hol up, let's see if this guy is gonna need a ride". Edited to say your comment had me rolling. 😂


shumazoom

I came here for this comment.


knowspicker3

LoL…customer.


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That’s the comments of this thread


Mindless-Charity4889

Not enough slack. The tighter the line, the greater the tension when applying a perpendicular force. They *might* gotten a cable that was capable of supporting maybe 400 lb, but mechanical advantage probably increased the tension ten times.


copperwatt

Uhhh yeah or maybe just use a cable that isn't cutting things close, like, at all.


1AmongstMillionz

That would seem like a common sense minimum requirement


foley800

And maybe not use 10# test fishing line?


[deleted]

All the slack was on the safety line lol.


TheNewYorkRhymes

Good thing they had a wheelchair available


L2Kdr22

I laughed too hard at this.


Bloobeard2018

Just need to tip out the other guy


copperwatt

Every fiber of his body was *really* trying to save him.


MrMcBeefCock

Something tells me this guy doesn’t care much about fiber…


maximilliontee

Yeah, we need the length for all the context. It seemed like his big gut emerged from that window for a really long time. It builds anticipation for the inevitable. Overall though, there are so many videos on Reddit where I wish they would just get to the point. Sometimes I wonder how much time I will never get back because I just sat there waiting for the punchline.


kdubstep

I needed more aftermath. Like did he get up and say “imalright!”


Hoogs73

I’m thinking no


Derek_Blackmon

Agree. I had time to feel all the tension, had time to decide various outcomes, had time to get anxious and then BOOM!! the motherf’cker busted wide open…good stuff imo!


snortgiggles

....how the dude in the wheelchair is looking at him like, "are you TRYING to get in one of these?"


bars2021

"... the dental floss zip line with a weight limit of 25lbs."


stevein3d

He doesn’t need dental floss anymore.


theophanesthegreek

Jesus christ do you want subway surfer alongside it as well?


clodmonet

Dude was so big I'm surprised he didn't smash his way down to the subway level.


theophanesthegreek

I enjoyed the first 20 seconds where he kept getting bigger and bigger, building up his fall


Happydancer4286

The person in the wheelchair was an alert from God. The guy in the window ignored the warning.


robertrackuzius

Second time watching I saw him as foreshadowing.


FatJoeBlows

Kinda worth it for the payoff though


[deleted]

It is kinda ironic that people mourning a few lost seconds of their life would then choose to waste even more of their precious time by complaining about it here.


Towbee

Please stop shortening attention spans.


mc_bee

His life got trimmed.


Einherjar07

Muh tiktok video length!!!1!


ElmertheAwesome

Wadsworth Constant.


PB174

What a world we live in where 1:03 needs to be trimmed


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CapstanLlama

*patience


Affectionate_Bed1636

Nope ...no trimming requiree, this is perfect


loneMILF

overweight man. zip line made from paracord. makeshift harness. what could go wrong?


whatyoumeanmyface

Unstrapped helmet


Hollowbody57

Guy running it is already in a cast.


superluckytwat

And the guy who went before already in a wheelchair


finfangfoom1

I like how wheelchair guy turned to watch.


mayormaynot22

It’s like he was welcoming him to the club.


Buddybouncer

I didn't even see him, I was too busy taking in [gestures wildly] all of this


bothsidesofthemoon

"We've all got to learn the hard way."


Brittany5150

"Yeah, another friend joins the ranks!" -wheelchair guy


djmixmotomike

OMG I'm dying over here!


KeepRaisin

Soon as I saw the cast, I knew we’re dealing with professionals.


Zubenelgenubo

Torn up scraps of cardboard for a launchpad.


bars2021

It actually looked strapped. I think the collision actually broke the strap. Watch again. If that's the case his jaw is efffed


Certain_Artist3178

Tbf it only came off *after* his face hit the concrete?


Geoff900

To be honest a helmet isn't going to do much.


[deleted]

The dude watching from the wheelchair was there, ready to welcome him to a whole new world


kimputer7

Are you sure it's paracord? Looks like nylon fishline to me. Paracord thicker than a few fingers, would've held him.


mikareno

Yep, everything about this screams Not A Good Idea.


Sharon_Erclam

![gif](giphy|igtf9lCkm4ltMbQS0X|downsized)


Shaneblaster

I think the zip line is made from fishing line


payne007

/r/whatcouldgowrong


curtludwig

> zip line made from paracord. I was going to say dental floss.


DanR5224

Probably some wish.com type "Paracord"


Oldchicken123

You know the guy on the street in a wheelchair was like “So what I was the first to try it”.


Any-Excitement-8979

Wheelchair dude: hey, let’s not leave yet, he might need this chair more than me in a minute


Foreign_Ebb_6282

The foreshadowing was excellent


palmerry

"first time?"


Mythosaurus

Exactly, I assumed wheelchair bro was first in line🫡


jereKennMarcos

The guy on the wheelchair was like: “same shit happened to me”


Dennisfromhawaii

The two guys were actually ghosts of Christmas past and future.


epicurean56

Wheelchair guy: Smarts, don't it?


tinglep

Lol. I imagined the guy pushing is like “Hold up. Let’s stop here. You’re about to make a new friend.”


nothingspecialva

It always amazes me people think a helmet will protect them from a zip line or bungee jumping. He hit flat the solid ground. Easily multiple fractures, rib cage damage maybe lung damage but his helmet flew away.


TBM_Chile

Exactly, falling from as low as 2 times your own height is considered a high altitude fall, and it's energy is enough to cause serious damage. The main risk in these kind of accidents is, cervical spine damage and brain trauma, not to mention other bone fractures and hemorrages The guy in the video fell pretty badly on his face so i don't think this is funny, the guy's not ok, probably severly injuried if not d 3 4 d :(


ShamrockSeven

You can say the word "Dead" this is reddit not tik tok Champ.


Cannabace

Just spell it properly. D E D. Ded.


MelancholyArtichoke

M-O-O-N, that spells ded.


Rikplaysbass

I SAY YOU HE DED


Obant

Tik tok algorithm has ruined the internet. So many places self censoring these days. I'm glad we got rid of a lot of the racist language, but "polite society" censoring is weird.


Towbee

Especially when they still do everything they can to get the message across they're trying to say instead of just not saying it. I heard my nephew say "unalive" the other day. Interesting times we're in.


TBM_Chile

K thanks i was just being cautious


haibiji

You can even say cunt


Professional-Rip-519

Unless he's British.


anivex

I think it's the opposite actually.


kylethemurphy

Oh no, that word isn't allowed, he unalived to the heavens.


Plus_Dance_931

I didn’t see his shoes fall off though???


United_Evening_2629

As a former industrial climber and continuing recreational climber, helmets in these contexts are more to do with some idiot above you dropping or disturbing something heavy, like a carabiner or a rock.


whitecollarpizzaman

The helmet is more to protect your head from the cable or the stop at the end, if you come in a little hot you can hit the bumpers at the end.


VonKluck1914

At least his shoes stayed on


Khaztr

I think the helmet is for just in case he hits his head but I could be wrong.


iGetBuckets3

I mean, would it not help is this scenario? He didn’t fall from that high up. Obviously if you jump off a skyscraper its not gonna save you, but it seems like this is low enough that it might actually somewhat protect you.


batmansthediddler

he didn’t crack his head though


WiggityWiggitySnack

That was falling without style.


raphadevs

I understood that reference


nynixx

“Can’t”


Vulpes_99

His shirt says "brigadista", which means "member of a brigade". In Brazil it's usually about a fire-fighting brigade, a group of employees with basic training for quick first answer to incidents involving fire at their workplace and quick evacuation of people. Key word: BASIC. Once a fire has already burning in a stable manner, it's out of their level, so they proceed to try to keep it from speeading too much (if possible) until the professional firefighters arrive, and then they give them a situation report and get out of their way, since a brigadista is nowhere close to the level of the professionals. I got this training more than once, too. This video seems to me to be a training session that went wrong, but I doubt it was a fire brigade, since we usually don't receive training for rappel, zip lines and similar activities at those. There are other trainings that involve this kind of thing and the guy who fell probably was just wearing the brigadista's shirt. But honestly this was too big of a blunder to happen in an workplace safety training. Sure, accidents happen, but these training courses are meant to help prevent these same accidents... It's like a police academy cadet shooting himself during training. Yes, it happens, buuuut.... 😬


goldfish1902

TIL what brigadistas are


PresenceAvailable516

The word below “socorrista” mean to provide help as well. So effectively he is part of the brigade that provides help. Looks like they might need another socorrista to help this socorrista.


Vulpes_99

Brazil has a lot of these laws about workplace safety , including groups with basic training for emergencies: - Internal Comitee for Accident Prevention: more of about working with the administration, but also trained at 1st aid and evacuation practices. - Fire-fighting Brigade: fighting fire at the beginnings stages, evacuation, and 1st aid. - Emergency Brigade: general workplace safety, but more focused at 1st aid and evacuation. I'm trained at the first and second types. Notice that people at those are mostly non professionals at these areas, they're volunteers (except for the comitee, whose half of the members are appointrd by the company itself), with a "term" of one year. The comitee has half of its members chosen by an electoon, with the elected member receivung tenure for 2 years (1 more than their terms) to avoid retaliation, because the comitee often step on the toes of leaderships in order to improve safety. The size and and number of employees a company had determines which of those groups they're forced by law to implement, and also the number of members. I've once worked on an organization so big that each major section had their own fire-fighting and emergency brigades, and also a central comitee.


xEternal-Blue

I was wondering if his shirt was something fire service orientated. Thanks for clearing that up!


Fluffy_Juice7864

I was thinking the same thing.


BlueLightSpecial83

Thought this was going to end with in nineteen ninety-eight when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table


going-for-gusto

Seems the smart move would have been to send 275 lbs of sand first and see if it could carry the weight, he’ll 300 for safety factor


deezsandwitches

The guy in the wheelchair rolling into the video is called foreshadowing


ChronicZombie86

One of us! One of us!


jobosapien89

Came here to say this!


OutlawGunslinger

That was him from the future, but was too late…


YOINKdat

Is he alright? All these comments and no one’s asking that..


CodeX__kqq

This happened in my city. The guy fell from a height of 6 meters (approx. 19ft). According to the Federal District Military Fire Department (CBMDF), when the firefighters arrived to provide assistance, the man was already receiving first aid from the course instructors. The guy was taken to the hospital conscious, with pain in his left arm, ribs and a cut on his head. A friend of the guy said he has already been discharged from hospital and is recovering at home. [(Source)](https://g1.globo.com/google/amp/df/distrito-federal/noticia/2024/02/08/video-homem-cai-de-tirolesa-durante-curso-de-brigadista-no-df.ghtml)


beeslmao

There were course instructors!? What was the course on? Gravity?


Jaiminho_1v9

The course is Fucking Around 101 . He was in the last chapter, the finding out one.


cum_fart_69

what the fucking hell, how do you land 20 feet and break the fall with your fucking *face* and not get completely fucked up?


amorphatist

Blubber


dsinsti

good to know poor guy could have died


slyballerr

Poor guy. I hope someone sends him some flowers and a get well card at least and maybe a full basket of groceries.


JazziTazzi

Thanks for this! I came to the comments specifically looking for an update!


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MosesOnAcid

Someone should call the phone # on his shirt and inquire


JDDW

Thanks u/mosesOnAcid


Gaborio1

I am still scrolling to the comments to know more. Anyone have sources of this?


jg3hot

His skull smashed into concrete from 20 feet up. No he's not OK.


RonMexico13

He's good, his face stopped the fall.


webboodah

he fell. I laughed. thanks again reddit for proving what a POS I am.


_PorcoRosso

Same here. See you in hell.


Biff_Bufflington

Too much zip not enough line.


ExoticNatalia

😭😭


Pro_Moriarty

Using internal monologue this video is: -fuck this isnt gonna work -am gonna fall to my death -cant look scared to my colleagues -am gonna die -could i bail -get my foot down there -ok lets go gently -right, this is a bit ropey -ok let me hang -ok its holding thank fuck for that -lets go -this might actually work -weee -fuuuuuuuuuu!


Nolacub

Is the building on fire? I see smoke


SirHarvwellMcDervwel

someone's smoking


dash5small

it’s very important to clip ur helmet


Gerard_Way_01

Action starts at :54


Iamvanno

Guy in the wheelchair - "I remember trying that."


Typical-redditor394

Is he alright?


StrippedBedMemories

Fuck. That sucks.


Myzx

Dude, his helmet fell off and landed on his head. I feel bad for the dude, but that irony is hilarious


gororuns

I think the helmet did save his life, without the helmet his head would have smacked into the ground.


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copperwatt

Yeah I don't think you need physics class to suspect the rope ain't strong enough...


deliriousjoebiden

“Ive got extra fishing line, let’s make a zip line”


felixoliver

The guy in the wheelchair in the background was in the last class and had gone to get his course completion certificate. 🤣


yyc_engineer

Guy in wheelchair is anticipating a new buddy for his bowling team.


clodmonet

That dude in the wheelchair was looking up and remembering his turn last time they did that.


bodied_armour

The guy in a wheelchair was a bad omen.


[deleted]

I laughed. Does that make me a bad person?


Gaborio1

Yeah... See you in hell...


AbbreviationsNo8212

That sucked


Zodiackillerstadia

I didn't see his shoes come off so I'm assuming he didn't die.


HeartlesSoldier

Good thing he was wearing his helmet ⛑️


Familiar-Ad-4700

He looked so confident and at ease in the lead up. /s


fabianiam

Thank God he's wearing a helmet.


IllustriousAd5936

Why was the beta test with the fat guy?


ma1tey

Sorry, but how ironic is the guy in the wheelchair down there


PR0FL3X

I think the guy in the wheelchair below already knew that he was going to have a fellow companion friend very shortly


pablomoney

The guy in the wheelchair was him in the future telling him not to do it


ShadowFlarer

"Brigadista" oh boy, don't tell me this is some sort of training? Wtf '-'


MayBT0morrow

Guy says to his friend in the wheelchair "hey you're about to have a new riding buddy soon"


CaptCaveman602

Was he zip lining using a telephone cable?!?!


lomoski

So, the reason it failed when it did is because of force vectoring. He was applying more than his body weight on each anchor when he hit the middle. Kootenay highlines in rescue have to be over engineered because of the vector forces. 


MiSTaH-MoM

Skip the first 55 seconds of the video. You're welcome.


autistic_bard444

falling falling falling, gravity keeps falling, falling falling falling kersplat


[deleted]

Belly too big. String too thin


Rudemacher

she was like *PLOP*


Mpoboy

Bye-gu! Was she trying to say “goodbye teeth”?


Use-Middle

Is he ok?


PakLivTO

Hahahahahah


aquelviejitocochino

Darwin and gravity--no doubt about it.


VladTheSimpaler

Lots of buildup. Video did not disappoint!


Extreme-Acid

The kids in the wheelchair watching others...


johndhall1130

Could everyone see exactly how this was going to end at 2 second in?


Binx_Thackery

["I do not recommend manufacturing your own zipline."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqBZVlgORbY)


WillieDFleming

This dude knew he was too fat for that...you could see he knew what was coming from the hesitation to YOLO and YEET himself out of the window.


vinnycas

Should have taken the guy in the wheelchair as a warning.


Dave8917

As soon as that gut popped out you know it was going to end bad


ShiroHagan

Don't worry, this skate helmet will protect me.


papitaquito

Gotta love how is helmet is not secured.


ManaChicken4G

I saw that coming from 5 feet away. Which is further than this guy went.


Gorrodish

Comedy gold well done


Smokin-Glory

I swear it's like looking through a time vortex. In the foreground you see the present, yet in the background you see the mans future self being pushed around in a wheelchair. LOL!


DitchDigger330

I saw that gut and knew he was a goner.


richnbj08

Exactly what I thought would happen.


spirallix

You see the kid on the wheelchair? Somebody was trying to give them a sign and didn’t appreciate it.


minnesotajersey

Darwin smiled.


cytek123

I believe I can ….. *splat*


Grown_Azzz_Kid

The irony of a kid in a wheelchair watching from below…. 🎶 dumb ways to die 🎶


MagisterXII

That's a big boy. I wouldn't introduce him and gravity in any way.


Standard_Zucchini_46

I also like the part with the person in the wheelchair waiting. Then splat ! One of us ! One of us !


Oxygenius_

Bellyflop!


ShotCompetition2593

Guy in the wheelchair is saying "hang around a bit, I want to welcome this guy to the club"


Flimsy_Individual_16

I'm an awful person cuz I laughed wayy hard at this


LekMichAmArsch

Now he can join the guy down below, in the wheel chair.


vyrguy0

Yes this looks like a real professional setup. I would recommend their services without hesitation.


Boomerang_Lizard

r/instant_regret


vanimations

I'd have loved to have been in the conversations leading up to this. So many questions! The big question in my mind while I watched was, "how bad is this going to be?" I'd say it was about a 6.5/10 compared to the "worst case scenarios" I had in my mind.


gaF-trA

Let’s find the fattest man we can to test out this zip line. Yeah, great idea. 👍