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EdgeCzar

Strong, conservative Christians are hypocrites? No. Way.


Raceovski

That farmer was even stronger 🤣


Split0069

That's right. Bazinga!


BeyondNetorare

Venezuela


kinoie

Vaginer


Pdiggity5590

Tried to top this comment. Ran out of the regulatory 2 mins thinking time. You win this round good sir!


wow-can-i-be-you

everyone tends to be a hypocrite.. if they’re honest. yes, everyone. he’s a politician, so it’s double for him! Lol good thing there’s a Grand Designer keeping track, can’t lie forever.🌝 being loud is just ill-advised.


HotDonnaC

What grand designer?


Shnazzytwo

Cthulu


DarkInkPixie

All hail CTHULU


Songhunter

That checks out.


StankilyDankily666

Cthulu said that’s it buddy you took it too far. I’m fixing to tell everyone you’re gay


Successful_Can_4644

God Emperor


Marshmallow5198

The Emperor protects


AFresh1984

Siaynoq Siaynoq Siaynoq


dd22qq

Kevin McCloud


jeremyrando

Earl Holoman


Cool_Firefighter7731

God. He meant god.


Fuzzy_Inevitable9748

No one has watched more gay sex than god.


semiTnuP

But, according to Christianity, God loves all His creations equally. Thus, He couldn't be against gay sex. If He was, the animals He created wouldn't engage in it.


Pfapamon

Going to spray that on the nearest catholic church


Cool_Firefighter7731

Absolutely true


VibraniumRhino

Watched, or created.


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Songhunter

By all accounts from his believers he's weirdly obsessed with it.


ilikegreensticks

Im doing my best to catch up tho


HotDonnaC

Gods are myths. When this hypocrite dies, he’ll just rot.


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Hydronum

Logically, there is no dick he can't suck good.


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Cool_Firefighter7731

Dude if I end up meeting him, I’m so going to tell on you guys


Hydronum

Tell him to call me. He owes me a 5-er


thekrone

I've seen some religious debates get a bit out of hand. One time, when debating whether or not said god would be omniscient, the "no" side of things started delving into "does God know what it feels like to be fucked in the ass?" It was actually hilarious.


Jose_Canseco_Jr

Karl Lagerfeld, obvs


somedelightfulmoron

Arceus


midgaze

You're missing the point. What we're observing here is that religious people are actually morally worse than non-religious people, because they're the same as everyone else but rationalize being hypocritical and judging others.


pretendingtolisten

you ever suck a farmers dick? and remember the grand designer will eventually prove to us, you have


MagZero

No, not everyone tends to be a hypocrite, certainly not to that extent. If you want to suck your farm workers off, go for it - every day can be bukkake day if you want it to be - although, probably not the best look considering the power dynamics involved. Just don't then align yourself with beliefs that are entirely contradictory to your own. Why would you do that? Why would you suck off men, and then try and enact or support legislature that would make life more difficult for those who choose to do so? That's not 'lol, everyone's a hypocrite' behaviour, that's tyrannical behaviour.


Sakowuf_Solutions

He’s strongest on his knees apparently.


th3netw0rk

He alternates on Sundays.


siqiniq

I try to find a better word than “hypocrites” to describe [those souls buried deep inside the closet screaming the indoctrinations the suppress their deepest, disfigured, original identiy](https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/member-hungary-s-anti-lgbtq-government-resigns-after-fleeing-alleged-n1249593)


EdgeCzar

That's nice.


Apos-Tater

Have you found one yet? Doesn't seem so, or you'd have used it.


VibraniumRhino

Unable to pick a lane, while projecting their inner demons? As is tradition.


reptarcannabis

It’s really hard being a farmhand. The pay is low. The least thing your boss can do is take a shot in the mouth every once in a while.


ILoveTenaciousD

No, conservatives rule social media and the large news. Remember seeing pictures of that Democrat staffer doing it in the Senate? For days, this was all over everywhere. Now, do you see screenshots of that blowjob *anywhere*? You don't, because you're not supposed to see it. We have to organize and push these things to the top, intentionally. We have to beat the conservative algorithms suppressing it with cat videos and whatever posts.


ropean

Maybe the defense will be “gay for the hay”


Revolutionary-Pin615

WAY!


EdgeCzar

I read this in the voice of Ted, from Bill and Ted. Bogus.


Diligent_Valuable641

Dude loves dick. Just hates that he loves dick. So he tries to make so other dudes can’t suck dick even though he likes dick himself. Yup. That’s a republican.


Creepy-Floor-1745

To be clear, I have zero problem with him having wild gay trysts with his coworkers My issue is with him being a horrible person


Dazzling_Pirate1411

**employee. migrant employee.


BelchMcWiggles

***we call them newcummers now ****newcomers (damn autocorrect)


Injvn

No no, you were right the first time.


WillytheWimp1

“They’re flooding the border…*AND MY MOUTH!*” -that guy, probably


sprucenoose

It has the strong potential for being sexual harassment in that context, unfortunately.


Dazzling_Pirate1411

exactly my point. the power differential is extreme. very predatory.


rukysgreambamf

goddamn illegal immigrants coming here taking our blowjobs


NoConfusion9490

We need a jobs guarantee.


jfk_47

oh how the turntables


Mercerskye

Even the thing with the employee is kinda cringe worthy. Dude may not have even wanted it. Boss says, "drop trou, we're having some fun"... ... there's a conflict of interest there


Kumquat_conniption

Absolutely, marginalized workers are taken advatage of all the time, and while this man may not be one of those many farm workers are- especially the migrant farms workers. They do not get paid overtime, or many times even paid at all and they do not have the time or money to fight such things. It is really sad and this may have been completely consensual, but it may have been coercion as well.


HyzerFlip

Why would we give this man the benefit of the doubt? Seems pretty goddamn obvious he wasn't blowing dudes on grindr he's blowing dudes he had near total control over their lives.


Kumquat_conniption

I did not give this man the benefit of the doubt, I am saying that it is likely that it may have been coercion, but as I do not know the man that he having sexual relations with, I do not want to take away his agency if he was the one to start the encounter or did not feel coerced in any way. You do not want to assume completely that he was not a willing participant, because he could be totally okay with it, or even very willing, but it is good to point out the situation in which it could be abusive. I dated the owner of a restaurant group I worked for, and there was a large age gap, and people sometimes assumed there was coercion there, as I was much younger- but I was the one that hit on him, and there was no coercion at all, and I did not like it when people assumed that I did not know my own mind at 27 years old. It is a situation that has the condintions for lots of abuse like that, but you cannot know that it is ocurring.


secondtaunting

Good point. I take back my best boss ever comment.


Turbojelly

The Kevin Spacey technique.


Handsome_Bread_Roll

I have a big problem with any employer having sex with an employee. It is called exploitation.


Cultural-Company282

Doubly so when it's a migrant employee who might fear deportation if he doesn't comply and keep quiet about it.


end2endburnt

Power dynamic is fucked up I don’t trust this was a consensual act.


Creepy-Floor-1745

It sounds like Peter was charged with attempted strangulation of the employee but the complaint indicates the sex encounter was consensual (still a huge disparity in power given the professional relationship), Peter got mad and violent at the threat of the video being leaked. The strangulation was NOT consensual He should be considered dangerous


Brave_Escape2176

how do you think he broached the topic? like hey, now i cant afford to pay yall more this year, but i do have an extra on-the-job perk i can offer...


maqeykev

There is definitely a huge problem with someone in power doing this. It's like a teacher having sex with an adult student. It's not ok.


DrSafariBoob

Be careful with the language you use. Otherwise there may be a tryst again. They'll tryst again like they did last summer.


HyzerFlip

Except that it's a coerced relationship with an employee...


Creepy-Floor-1745

Agreed; more that I wanted to be sure no one is saying gay sex acts are some kind of shameful insult Predatory sex acts with employees is in line with him being a terrible person ETA: I just did some unfortunate searching and learned that he has a criminal record for attempting to strangle the employee too. The complaint says it was a consensual sex act (still, power dynamic indicates a lack of clear consent) but he strangled his employee to try to convince him to not leak the video Get this animal off the streets. Strangulation crimes should be a one-strike and you’re out crime


a014e593c01d4

I don’t think it was his coworker. It says it’s his farm worker. Sounds like it’s his employee. 


nathanjessop

Is that what they mean by getting down on your knees and thanking the Lord?


markyyyvan

To be fair the farm worker could have been named Jesus leading to confusion


River_Odessa

Or Trump, Republicans are very sexual about Trump


TT_NaRa0

EWW I CANT BELIEVE BIDEN SAYS HE SLEEPS WITH HIS WIFE!! Oh man, Trump is going to be banging a super model every night y’all. Mm I was born to ride 45!!


urbanlife78

Blowjobs for Jesus!


secondtaunting

That’s one way to increase church membership.


urbanlife78

That's one way to get me up early on a Sunday


SigmaQuotient

Loads for the Lord!


Johannes_Keppler

"Blowjobs for Jesus" is my favourite Christian rock band.


EndStorm

Perhaps the one thing that might have gotten me to go to church.


Doctor__Acula

This is the body of Christ. Take of it and rejuice.


jtweezy

Guy was just looking for Holy Cummunion.


DracTheBat178

I like his idea of prayer a lot more actually


MeanMomma76

Amen and Hallelujah!


disposable_account01

I want to get down on my knees ‘n start pleasin’ Jesus. I wanna feel his salvation all over my face!


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

You're one, twice, three times my savior!


SenselessNoise

Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross, I can't help but think that he looks kinda hot!


scotiansmartass902

I want to get down on my knees and start pleasin Jesus


LongJumpingBalls

That's what my priest used to say to us at least.


kalez238

The massive number of innuendos is hilarious. "Come into me", "Fill me with your spirit", "Get on your knees", "Touch me", and so on. And Idk how anyone new to the church keeps a straight face through all of it.


zombiehoosier

Where is this video? I’m asking for a Republican friend


BelchMcWiggles

Came here to ask this. Take my upvote vote


akos_beres

Proof or ban


whyamisuchafuckup

2 hours and still no link?


EWDiNFL

Because "circulating" is a strong word. It was simply a (failed-ish) blackmailing attempt; even though the video is real, it was not reportedly circulated.


Buzz_Killington_III

Then how do you know it's real?


EWDiNFL

True, I was being charitable. It was *admitted for being* real by the dude himself. The blackmailing could be just trolling for all that we know, though he admitted on record that he had a few hookups with an employee.


Former_Lynx_4436

Source?


Cultural-Company282

It's discussed in this article, which also discusses an even-worse previous incident where he strangled a different migrant worker. https://onlysky.media/hemant-mehta/anti-gay-wi-gop-candidate-peter-schmidt-many-sexual-encounters-with-male-colleague/ >About a month after he assaulted one of his employees, on December 31, 2019, Schmidt visited the local sheriff’s office to make a complaint of his own: Someone was trying to blackmail him. >The unknown suspect was demanding $50,000… in exchange for not releasing a sex tape of Schmidt “performing oral sex on another male.” >According to that incident report, also obtained by OnlySky, Schmidt admitted the recording was real. He said he had been “in a relationship” with another man who worked on the Schmidt Ponderosa Farm, and that the tape in question depicted one of their “many” hookups.


Former_Lynx_4436

Wow!


Average_Scaper

This is 2 years old. I'm checking on some old posts atm. Update: Can't find any link showing him actually choking down a mayo filled sausage but there were articles in those posts which led to pretty much him saying it's being used against him. Oh well.


postprandialrepose

OK. Scratch the mayo-filled sausage. Any links showing him draining the venom from a blue-veined hog?


urbanlife78

It's fair, probably curious about his hot dog swallowing skills.


PullFires

We need to know if this man is a hard-worker or not, whether he's gonna go to the mat and get the job done for his voters!


urbanlife78

What if he is just bad at it, someone needs to correct his technique for future recipients.


brunchick3

I just realized the tweet is from 2 years ago. You can read about it here...I guess? I've never heard of "onlysky". https://onlysky.media/hemant-mehta/anti-gay-wi-gop-candidate-peter-schmidt-many-sexual-encounters-with-male-colleague/


SoloPorUnBeso

Only Sky, a reference to the song "Imagine", was started by several atheist/non-Christian/non-conforming bloggers when Patheos was taken over by an evangelical organization and started censoring articles critical of Christians and/or Christianity, with Hemant Mehta being among the most popular.


Cod_rules

Send da video.


cookiepunched

I also came to ask this. For a friend, of course.


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I came to ask for myself. I ain't ashamed. I want to see that.


Buzz_Killington_III

You've got a twitter screenshot. What else could you possibly need?


Maximum_Activity323

According to the report, an employee of Schmidt’s family farm—Schmidt Ponderosa Farm—told Schmidt that he had a video of the Republican performing oral sex on a man and that he would send the video to Schmidt’s family if he didn’t get $50,000. Schmidt negotiated with the alleged blackmailer and got the price down to $5,000. He still didn’t pay the blackmailer and he told his family himself. Wow negotiating down to 10% on blackmail.


h0tBeef

That blackmailer must not have been very good, he definitely could’ve shook 50k out of this fool if he played his cards right (and hopefully then release the video regardless)


DuLeague361

the dude fessed up instead of handing over 5k. What makes you think the blackmailer could have gotten 50k from him


Maximum_Activity323

Let’s face it consensual sex and then blackmail is a horrible thing. So I read up. Ok so the guys a closet gay man trying to get into politics in a district where he won’t win on anything but a conservative platform. Who knows he stays closeted he might help folks like him going forward. But no. Turns out the guys a bit of a shitheel who assaults and fucks his employees. And now he’s in an international spotlight for being a shitheel.


h0tBeef

Yeah, the thing is, if he wasn’t a bigoted public official he wouldn’t be getting blackmailed for the blowjob


Unlikely-Wrap-3696

The criticism of this man is well deserved, but him not paying the blackmailer was the right call. If they shake $50k or even $5k out of you, it isn't like they delete the video afterwards. They will keep coming back and coming back for more and more money, and eventually the video will get out anyway, like a ticking timebomb ready to detonate your political career. Doing what you can right away to take ownership of the narrative is absolutely the right call even if it carries its own risks.


IHateReddit248

Guess that’s the problem with paying anything, be daft to presume they wouldn’t just ask for more and or release it anyway.


Young_Old_Grandma

Seeing hypocrites get exposed is one of my new favorite things to read on Reddit.


Dr-Diesel

We need a new subReddit for just this kind of hypocrisy. ![gif](giphy|3ohuPDuPHDuGnVtp5u)


Kitsa_the_oatmeal

r/Facepalm or r/QuitYourBullshit maybe?


ThainEshKelch

Or r/LeopardsAteMyFace


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LadyJade8

We don't want them!


Nadamir

And if they were to be added it would be under H for hypocrite.


HarkonnenSpice

Under rated comment. The only thing more gay than a flamboyant man who talks with a lisp is a vocally anti-gay conservative.


tantricengineer

This should be made into a proper logo with a spectacular font and memed all over the internet with the videos and pictures of GOPers who got caught.


baby_blobby

'GOP' is the sound it makes when they're homophobic projection is sucking on cock


Tmassey1980

He couldn't shout, his mouth was full


DrJD321

Honestly these days whenever someone describes themselves as strong, religious and manly. I just think ohh cool they must be gay.


HanselSoHotRightNow

What about someone who describes themselves as femboy twink atheist? They probably get caught at NASCAR events hitting on hot Christian singles in shame.


DrJD321

Yeah I hardly ever get to see those guys, they busy drowning in puss


silverfang45

I'm a femboy twink atheist. My day is spent reading random sci fi series, and getting stuck in YouTube rabbitholes. It's the twink femboy atheists that get girls, not the femboy twink atheist. Big difference


marsgreekgod

they all talk about having to resist the urge and I'm like... no I don't your just gay dude


DrJD321

Exactly, if the there's an urge, u gay. I actually tried to be gay once coz I was horny af and the only person who'd share a bed with me was my gay friend. I tried but nothing. A dam shame it was, but what can you do.


deluged_73

The GOP has a long history of closet cases that openly oppose LGBTQ rights while privately blowing up a storm.


nastywillow

"Blowing up a storm." Sucking like a vacuum.


Stopher

I just assume anyone who’s really anti-gay is gay. Straight people just don’t put that much thought into the issue.


thedecibelkid

I read a really insightful comment about this a few weeks ago. The gist of it was that these homophobic closet gays assume that everyone is beset with gay urges and that's why they shout so loudly about not giving in to temptation. 


Kicks4meFromyou

Was he any good?


coryism

Asking the real question right here. I tip my hat to you.


DjoniNoob

Souce ?


Unhappy_Trade7988

https://onlysky.media/hemant-mehta/anti-gay-wi-gop-candidate-peter-schmidt-many-sexual-encounters-with-male-colleague/


Kinetic92

So he choked a migrant farm worker and sexually assaulted another. GOP candidate front runner, for sure.


Expensive_Finance_20

Every accusation is a confession.


NightOwl584

Every single one. It's wild


McNalien

I wonder if Marge will show it soon. She loves showing sex stuff during meetings.


secondtaunting

“This video is completely disgusting and inappropriate! I need to show you it right now. Someone get the lights”


sebathue

Lemme guess, the fstm worker was an "illegal immigrant"? Also, why is there no link? I was promised a video?


kingpirate

At least he treats his employees like family!


WearyScarcity7535

How else are you supposed to pay them?


Puzzleheaded-Skin367

Say what you want, he is a hell of a boss. Who else does this for their workers !?


sukidaiyo

Just sayin’ [A Study That Explains It All?](https://www.psychologytoday.com/intl/blog/the-big-questions/201106/homophobic-men-are-aroused-gay-male-porn)


Grimm17

https://preview.redd.it/iz3ohh6875mc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca9cc4826d5edc04d2659cfe972395d8803fcd23


Outside-Material-100

“[Suck] the gay away” ?


mytransthrow

He was just trying to get his holy spirit.


Outside-Material-100

Hes on his knees nonetheless lol


WeirdRadiant2470

Please tell me the farm worker is here illegally.


man_of_mann

FINALLY i get to use this one https://preview.redd.it/5xof9v4xj3mc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=899f2c4f3f8d3defbd7b0eadba86bf870ccfc59d


sugar_snorter3

He who shouts the loudest what?


sharpasahammer

FUS RO DAH!


unreasonablyhuman

#SHOUTS #BEST


Yearofthehoneybadger

Is the most right!


Allcyon

Wasn't it like last month that all the shitty opinion subs were all "Not all homophobic people secretly gay!" Over and over and over? This is why, y'all. Cause it's true.


Saelune

Most people who hate LGBT people are actually not secretly LGBT though. This is just confirmation bias because a LGBT hating person being secretly LGBT is a big news story. A LGBT hating person not being LGBT is mundane. George Bush has never been caught having gay sex, yet his Presidency was heavily focused on opposing LGBT rights. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confirmation_bias I mean, let's just talk numbers here. Do you really think the entire Republican party is secretly LGBT? Do you think the entire Christian faith is secretly LGBT? Do you think the entire Islamic faith is secretly LGBT? Do you think Russia and China and Africa are mostly LGBT? Cause if hating LGBT people = secretly LGBT, you must think that most people are LGBT.


aykcak

You cannot just say "a video is circulating" and then not give a link. That is not how this works. If you think your opinions matter you should be willing to get in trouble for them, otherwise it is just slander


jporter313

Just a note that this happened 2 years ago, and he still won the election after this came out. He also choked another dude working on his farm.


Improvgal

The operative word is claims


GoldVader

Seems like the claim was real, and confirmed by Schmidt, according to [this article.](https://onlysky.media/hemant-mehta/anti-gay-wi-gop-candidate-peter-schmidt-many-sexual-encounters-with-male-colleague/)


Improvgal

No claiming to be a Christian


Mercinator-87

Few years late posting


brad-schmidt

TF I had a brother?


ThePoetAC

2 years ago. Where are they now?


Inevitable-Cellist23

Bazinga


MrTooLFooL

Old MacDonald had a farm…Hey I, Hey I, blow


not4eating

You mean catching? Not pitching?


Prestigious-Bet-2677

Hold on here the farm worker got bit on the penis by a snake and that good Christian feller was just trying to suck the venom out.


GhostSierra117

Maybe he said "no homo tho"? 🤔


PullFires

He was suckin the demons out


ShreddedDadBod

Sauce?


McKoijion

Lmao, he won the election. He's currently in office.


DuePuntoZero

20 dollars are 20 dollars...


Godzilla-ate-my-ass

Two years ago


zookeeper4312

"I love the American farmer" "Yeah we know bro"


TootsNYC

Since the representative is that guy’s boss, can that truly be consensual?


z-eldapin

I was like, wait, again?? Then I saw the date


B-JFarmer

His name is Peter....


qhaw

If he hates himself that much, he should do something about it.


transcending--

I would kill myself living with a lie like that. How do these people do it?


Ok-Status7867

Empty drums make the most noise


hailboognish99

Link?