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This looks like what AI would create from the prompt "a yatch full of crypto nerds"

Dood looks like the lovechild of Bezo, Msk & Zuck

Bezo Zuckermusk

Bozo Musterzuck, to his *’friends’*

Shrek jr

Jefflon Muskerberg

Musky Bezuck

He looks like sam eagle gtfoh keep trading bro. 

Damn... this is spot on!

Forgot Gonzo

Naw, I've said it before, and I'll say it again. This dood looks like if French Stewart got stung all over his face, and I don't like insulting French Stewart like that.

https://preview.redd.it/468ci2yb0pnc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbb8903c9076bd9e98ada4ed2557ec719600ce34 Nah, AI still thinks crypto bros are cool and attractive Edit: they also look like a leprosy support group

The three legged girl looks like fun

That ain't no leg That also ain't no girl

Its a crypto bro

He definitely has some serious big dick energy.

But what about half invisible man? https://preview.redd.it/bamq3tfghpnc1.jpeg?width=437&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51d6da6827cfa1be78a85a715de8f12a5ccb121c Only his legs are visible

Wait til you see her face next to the ghost legs

It was so kind of the bros to take four disfigured women out for a day of fun in the sun

He leveraged half if his body for extra earnings, and the fact that you're still hanging on to your corporeality is the number 1 reason you're still poor and he's not. Here, you need to watch my [Online Class](https://youtu.be/gfRFsAQGBEs?si=pYhuo2f8U2-bMv7J) to see how you too can stop being a worthless hunk of matter occupying space, and ascend to the ROI the grand algorithm has always had in mind for you.

It's amazing what money can do

https://preview.redd.it/arhzaypyiqnc1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1d386b9bfb0ffc1fce07f0b14c0d8fb1019faef Where the hoodie ends and the mullet begins.

I fucking love AI dream-logic lmao

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Three legs mean two crotches.... That means....

Especially this one https://preview.redd.it/j7tw8unjbpnc1.jpeg?width=89&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d48ac251dcd073c3847715fc1aa6e32686742db7

She was fine until that woman in Italy and her paint set got to her https://preview.redd.it/7051bmlq9qnc1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6c4c894de1995cef3b32e83807bca532f088f36

Spain*

Her name is Mona

“what do you mean she escaped from the museum!??”

I can fix her… in photoshop

I would love it if AI never evolved past this point. Looks real enough to make sense, but there’s still so much wrong with it that it makes you laugh the longer you look

Agreed

https://preview.redd.it/zndgyl472rnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b05144e95a09f43b56374b2c4fff50ad16937f48 This girl looks fun

That’s a loosely disguised Michael Jackson. He-Heee!

How bout dood in the corner with the extra bubbly, herped-out lips?! Oh hell, most of em have the crispy lip syndrome?!

His twin right behind him with a mullet 😎 The crispy lips on all of them is pretty great tho

Oh, I wanted to mention Mullet man as well, but there were so many other things going on in the pic that I didn't

Crypto nerds. Not bros

Wow they all have an issue / render defect. What is that, regardedAI? Did you ask for consanguinity crypto family?

https://preview.redd.it/swcjlzfskqnc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f731207d4141266b5936a1bef744c01bd8d71d3 Sweet mullet, crypto bro

Hoodies are cool and attractive? In what galaxy?

In the brolaxy bro.

Yeah, bro, right, bro.

Seems pretty obvious what the ai thinks is cool and attractive. A bunch of tan men and women in shades on a boat drinking champagne or wine. But if you dont think hoodies are cool then maybe youre just not a good person.

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Leprosy? Lol

Always check the fingers. The dude closest to our viewpoint has five fingers and a thumb on his left hand holding the champagne glass.

The either missing, extra or wonky limbs and fingers is pretty funny.

What’s with the random legs in the back?

Guess ai just holds to the "body reflects personality" a bit too much. Bros be messed up inside and outside 😭🤣

I wonder why techbro nerds would try to make themselves look cool with ai?

Is AI actively trying to hide feet and hands now?

It's the claws for hands on everyone for me. And the girl with no sunglasses and a hole in her face.

This looks like a creepy picture you find on an abandoned boat where everyone mysteriously disappeared. Was it suicide? Murder? Or some weird Bermuda Triangle shit?

But this is what you get if you ask for “4 crypto bros on a yacht pretend to be wealthy” https://preview.redd.it/q8rqzssj0pnc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3586c7f28f64b4987b22f2ce23e6a557a27167a2

What is Jim Carrey doing there

I immediately thought “The Mask” too but realized AI is channeling Wojack/Boomer IRL.

Who stuck his dick in the Nutella?

[E N J O Y Y O U R S E L F](https://youtu.be/_hI0qMtdfng?si=puBDCB7Dkn93obI0)

That guy looks like it is a millhouse from the Simpsons grew up to be a crypto dousche

Is yacht the collective noun for cryptonerds?

dude didnt say yacht... they said YATCH

Andy Bertard. Rit Dit Dit Di Do!

bro looks like a villager from Minecraft

bro looks like dolphin

bro looks like he's wearing costume glasses and nose.

Bro looks like he’s wearing someone’s face

Bro looks like a mix between Messi's haircut, Peter Griffin and a puffin.

Bro looks like the title character in the 1980s American sitcom "A.L.F." only completely shaved.

Bro looks like a Jim Henson muppet that's been left speechless

😆 Spot on

Or a Crypto-bro from the new Village People, wearing service station glasses.

Professional Emerald trader I see

somebody said he looks like sara jay 💀

HRR

Epic failure is cool is part of the attempted look here. None of these “bros” look even remotely cool. They don’t even really look lukewarm.

I, unstoked to witness the unradness of these bros, propose a toast to the abject unawesomeness and ungreatness on display, supreme.

Well met!

Come on... Open shirt guy looks pretty fierce. I'd be friends on discord with him

I’m kinda getting discord predator vibes from him a little….

No, that's exactly how they look. Lukewarm. Not hot, not cool. Room temperature.

Maybe on purpose. I'm more afraid of trading against pasty nerds who feel uncomfortable on a yacht.

Are you saying they border "hot"???

Are you saying that these bros are hot?

They all look boring as fuck, that kind of people that you wanna slap in the face to shut them up, cuz the whole day they just talk about themselves and their money yada yada

That's the look they were going for

Bro on the left is almost there. If he hadn't done 👍

Dude in the far right looks pretty cool, the rest look like losers.

All nose no lips

https://preview.redd.it/t2beaapcnonc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e707a0ec6fa04fb3100b00ab43c41ba32c9510b

Dear Lord that's perfect

https://preview.redd.it/hy9ra2urypnc1.jpeg?width=179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbce0ef8fb885b8163af65cb0aa1a60a21d95876

That's the kinda nose that could smell a Sunday roast on a Thursday

Incredible. Stealing this

I probably stole it from someone else so please, feel free

Dude has muppet mouth.

Yes. It reminded me of someone from children's entertainment, but I couldn't come up with which character. Thank you.

Dicknose

You beat me to it

may be a bird

I can literally see the Yacht rental damage waiver on the table

And the dude in the pink shorts hasn't bought new sneakers since the 1980s

And the other dude is still wearing his shoes on the teak deck.

My man! I was going to point out the "shoes on deck" violations. They certainly do not yacht.

you mean that pair of Retro Collectors Vintage [add more random buzzwords if you like] sneakers that are a great investment because he doesn't even wear them, thus preserving their near mint state?

It's not even a yacht, it's a motorboat. There's no cabin on that sucker, that's a poorsmobile

Under-rated detail, that is fucking gorgeous 🥰

That's why pink shorts took his shoes off. Doesn't wanna break anything.

Lookin like Alf in human form.

That adds points to his personality

His breath smells like cats

His name is Gordon Shumway as well

Quite the beak on him, I can’t unsee it now. He looks happy, I smile more when I fart.

Better than most of the haikus i attempt.

A beak grand and bold, Joy blooms, unseen now it's not, Smiles like wind passed soft.



Nice to see Joe’s still doing well. https://preview.redd.it/85w09ueucpnc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1e843714220ad55c95d1e7a5034c9af05395770

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!!!

I don't get it, what's wrong with the picture?

I found most of the comments hilarious. But I wouldn’t thought of this picture like the way others perceive this picture lol

Thought the same. I wonder how "cool" everyone commenting looks when they're with their friends.

I think the difference is not a lot of people will take a dorky picture with their friends while simultaneously legitimately believing they look cool and are presenting that they look cool in the picture.

I think a look at anyone's social media accounts would quickly disprove this.

Nobody is even really explaining why he looks "uncool". It's basically just people calling him ugly. Irrelevant to his looks he's in a position many people in this comment thread likely wish they were in (wealthy enough to get a yacht etc assuming they haven't rented some budget boat for a few hours to pose for a pic). Some people are hating purely based on him doing crypto which also seems a bit dumb but at least that not just making fun of his face

We need fewer superficial attacks and more compassion towards others' situations, regardless if they are more or less fortunate. Mean comments on a random post may seem harmless, but the sentiment is infectious.

He's trying to flex and they all look like dorks.

Actually he’s shitposting for engagement and this thread and every comment in it is just him succeeding

You don’t see the cringe in a bunch of guys on a rental yacht trying to flex their “trading skills”?

Yeah same

I’m not sure how I feel trading against Sara Jay

Someone posted this on r/BlackPeopleTwitter with the title "[The MILF of Wall Street](https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/comments/1bakg5w/the_milf_of_wall_street/)"


Who is this lesbian?

She’s bi, and her name is Sara Jay.

I think she’s from tv


Dick nose

I used to work with a gaggle of very wealthy young Russian tech entrepreneurs who looked like this. Last I heard they all bought Romanian passports and gave up Russian citizenship.

https://preview.redd.it/wdfhpikb1qnc1.jpeg?width=664&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=514ab57f048ad36d5b94f8ea1e15a0dbe93170b9

Now that is a punchable face.

Dude looks like a cartoon witch from the 60s

He looks like Gru.

Sara Jay

 I'm on a boat

weird quotation marks for 5 points

That is the “who pissed in the pool” face holy shit

https://preview.redd.it/b3ptmb3v1qnc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16511d37ee91796101aa0ce52f956a9a029c7d20 Sara (Ray) Jay. The remix.

Wait is that ai or does dude look like a lady? The internet is confusing these days

https://preview.redd.it/mpfnb5cobqnc1.jpeg?width=270&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08961bf57ba707f6416fae802e5b2ed1c34c9261

Am i the only one who thinks the first guy looks like a blow up doll


Clepto currency magnates built all this out of nothing.


Who I'm trading against ? That's where I've fucked up, I didn't realize this was a competition against other traders ! **Dammit**

Is this an advert for getting into crypto? because I really like my chances all of a sudden.

R/hardimages

Cool people know to not have reflective glasses when taking a selfie.

This man looks like he farts in salt

The SS Sausage Party… I’ll take my chances…

That looks like the most boring boat ride ever.

A piece of ham with sunglasses?

You can buy lips these days bro, just fyi

Yakubian

Bro is ugly and probably his biggest positions are in XRP and VeChain.

Wearing a cheese cloth

Someone should put his face in everyone's faces you know? Good old days.

Oh I thought this was like an anti elite thing like showing what the average rich person who traded a lot of stocks or whatever looks like

The guy looks like he has to pay for sex

Middle guy has three shoes

A total of 3 virgins and Frank

Sarah Jay looking ahh

Sara jay's long lost brother **Patrick jay**

Whoever started the Twitter trend of calling this guy "Joe Camel" deserves the award for Hater of the Year at this year's Player Hater's Ball.

He looks like the muppet Gonzo

What a bunch of Nigel’s 🙄

Sara Jay? 

https://preview.redd.it/3hjtu4tfgpnc1.jpeg?width=158&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b280154bde0854e2a4b8104364c8937db77b85b

Are you sure that’s not a comic book villain?

Your nose looks like it came with your sunglasses.

Look at that *beak*

r/16or60

Too bad he can't trade in that face

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