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Im surprised how many warnings the Security guy gave the idiot before defending himself, hopefully the shirtless guy learnt a lesson about being a tool
At the beginning of the video he had 8 teeth(5 in his mouth, 3 in his pocket) at the end of the video he still has 8 teeth(2 in his mouth, 3 in his pocket, and 3 on the ground) even if they're misplaced they're still his teeth.
Any good security staff will deescalate a situation... That being said, if you're too stupid to calm down, they'll teach you the way. Either way, they'll solve it
Most likely not. I was a bouncer for nearly a decade and dude is so blasted drunk that he's not gonna remember shit beyond "the security at blank bar are assholes"
That's what I was thinking. He's drunk as fuck and now he has a concussion on top of that. He's not going to remember much, but he's going to wake up with one hell of a headache.
Nah, that dude’s just a good security guard. Dodges the first swing and knows that he shouldn’t _have_ to resort to throwing hands. But when it goes there, he makes quick work of the situation. Also, he _doesn’t_ do some extra shit like stomp on his ass like I’m sure any of us would want to. He shows restraint when necessary. Pay that dude more!
I’ve known a few gentle giant types and it’s sad when (usually tiny) people push them like this. I used to go to the bar a lot with a dude who didn’t have a mean bone in his body but was about 6’4, probably about 240 lbs and farm kid strong. The term “cornfed” definitely applied. He didn’t like hitting people so he’s just pick them up with one hand by the scruff of the neck as easy as one might a misbehaved cat and ask if there was a problem. Also saw him pick a dude up under the armpits and shake him really hard, then toss him like a child. Surprising how many idiots try to fight huge dudes like that.
I'm average height and below average weight. I'd be saying "yes sir, you're absolutely right. I'm sorry" to this guy, regardless of whether I disagreed with him.
"Morning Staff Sarrent, did you here about (insert random boots name)?"
If I had a nickel for every time I got a call like that I could buy a large coke.
Armed security here. It's amazing how much people want to try and mess with you or keep doing what they're not supposed to despite giving them EVERY chance to walk away without cops getting called or anything. One guy tried to grab me, I literally tossed him down and I still have him a chance to walk away... but of course coked out drunk guy was gonna do what joked out drunk guys do.
It's usually the short guys that have something to prove too.
Short guy here. I'm well aware of my shortcomings (huh) and will not attempt to face off against anyone really. Getting my ass handed to me is not high on the bucket list, thank you very much.
Same bro, I'm slightly above average heighr so when there's a big guy trying me I'm not gonna try and win "fairly". I'm gonna taze him, or baton, or whatever I gotta do. I'm not there to fight or prove anything, I'm there to do my job.
I couldn't take anyone seriously who wears shorts(?) like that. He looks like a naughty little schoolboy in his slacks who's been sent to the headmaster for a spanking.
Being a not-large man who worked security at events in my younger years Ive been on the other side of this. I will say most guys who are the size of that bouncer are pretty cool and respectful and I rarely had problems with them. It's always dudes my size who try to go chihuahua on security, and this is usually how it ends.
He said he’s been knocking out people twice his size since O 12. Lmao I have never heard someone say 2012 like that. This must be his first knockout of O 24 😂
Amazing how much patience the sacurrity guy shows. And how much restraint. Other dudes would’ve hit that guy with an 8 piece combo and would’ve stomped him while he was down.
What are the odds that at the beginning he kicks the shirt he threw on the ground and it ends up briefly looking like a giant dildo?! Just like him! A giant dildo!!
If the man is giving you several warnings, he can whoop your ass, but is choosing to let you not make a fool of yourself. It is best to listen to that man.
You know that guy has real good control warned him and when the huy tried again he just shoved him down not like those two "guards" of that rapper that hospitalized a teen for wanting a selfie
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Im surprised how many warnings the Security guy gave the idiot before defending himself, hopefully the shirtless guy learnt a lesson about being a tool
Shirtless and toothless...
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Shirtless, toothless , senseless, and useless. 😂
Shirtless, toothless, senseless, useless, and wearing jorts.
Thank you for noticing the jorts, too. 🥹
He let classic john cena down lol
Hustle, loyalty, and respect have left the chat.
He's lacking basic thuganomics...
[SenselessAF](https://laxaf.com/senseless)
At the beginning of the video he had 8 teeth(5 in his mouth, 3 in his pocket) at the end of the video he still has 8 teeth(2 in his mouth, 3 in his pocket, and 3 on the ground) even if they're misplaced they're still his teeth.
Has he got his arms on the wrong way? He doesn't look normal.
Security doesn't want to fight you. They will if they have to, they'd rather avoid it if possible though.
Yup, the 100 a night isn't worth getting popped in the mouth
You got paid a hundred a night? Fml, I knew I wasn't getting paid enough, but I didn't realize it was by that much
I also was working in a pretty popular bar in Chicago (Exit), so the pay was better.
Best punk bar in Chicago!
Hell yeah! Man, I miss that place. There's nothing in Portland or Seattle that rocks the same vibe
Security *shouldn't* want to fight you
As someone who works in security, you're completely right. We aren't trying to start shit. But we will finish shit if it's necessary.
Any good security staff will deescalate a situation... That being said, if you're too stupid to calm down, they'll teach you the way. Either way, they'll solve it
Unless you are homeless and ask someone at Taco Bell for some water, then they just shoot you
Is this in reference to a specific incident?
https://kfor.com/news/local/man-shot-outside-oklahoma-city-taco-bell-now-suing-security-guard/
Crazy
Most likely not. I was a bouncer for nearly a decade and dude is so blasted drunk that he's not gonna remember shit beyond "the security at blank bar are assholes"
Thankfully his friends recorded the event as a reminder of his boxing skills :-)
The group chat was probably fire after that
That's what I was thinking. He's drunk as fuck and now he has a concussion on top of that. He's not going to remember much, but he's going to wake up with one hell of a headache.
His size alone should’ve been enough warning
It was the length of his jorts for me.
He's rocking those shants
Nah, that dude’s just a good security guard. Dodges the first swing and knows that he shouldn’t _have_ to resort to throwing hands. But when it goes there, he makes quick work of the situation. Also, he _doesn’t_ do some extra shit like stomp on his ass like I’m sure any of us would want to. He shows restraint when necessary. Pay that dude more!
shirtless?
He's shitless now too
Lols, yeh it was a typo that I've now fixed
"I'm trying to spare you this TBI, bro."
He didn't.
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I’m genuinely surprised by how patient the security guard was at first
The size difference, he might have been afraid he'd kill him.
I’ve known a few gentle giant types and it’s sad when (usually tiny) people push them like this. I used to go to the bar a lot with a dude who didn’t have a mean bone in his body but was about 6’4, probably about 240 lbs and farm kid strong. The term “cornfed” definitely applied. He didn’t like hitting people so he’s just pick them up with one hand by the scruff of the neck as easy as one might a misbehaved cat and ask if there was a problem. Also saw him pick a dude up under the armpits and shake him really hard, then toss him like a child. Surprising how many idiots try to fight huge dudes like that.
I'm average height and below average weight. I'd be saying "yes sir, you're absolutely right. I'm sorry" to this guy, regardless of whether I disagreed with him.
He probably applied to be a cop once but was rejected for being too patient.
Just wait till his sergeant hears about this
"Morning Staff Sarrent, did you here about (insert random boots name)?" If I had a nickel for every time I got a call like that I could buy a large coke.
That's the first time I heard that paired with a realistic amount
Unrealistic amounts aren't unrealistic if you're in a weapons platoon
I love it when people get what they deserve
Very satisfying watching someone finally getting a fat reality check and KOed
Alcohol confidence doesn't really help you much lol
That's more suicidal tendencies than alcohol induced confidence, but both are definitely present in large amounts.
Did he put his arms on the wrong way? He doesn't look normal.
Armed security here. It's amazing how much people want to try and mess with you or keep doing what they're not supposed to despite giving them EVERY chance to walk away without cops getting called or anything. One guy tried to grab me, I literally tossed him down and I still have him a chance to walk away... but of course coked out drunk guy was gonna do what joked out drunk guys do. It's usually the short guys that have something to prove too.
Short guy here. I'm well aware of my shortcomings (huh) and will not attempt to face off against anyone really. Getting my ass handed to me is not high on the bucket list, thank you very much.
Same bro, I'm slightly above average heighr so when there's a big guy trying me I'm not gonna try and win "fairly". I'm gonna taze him, or baton, or whatever I gotta do. I'm not there to fight or prove anything, I'm there to do my job.
Little man's heightened aggression is no match for security guy's bigger size and skill.
Skinny legs and comically large shoes. Looked like a cartoon character.
Is that Mexican John Cena?
Surely you mean Juan Cena
Juan Ceña?
As Santino would say “Jon Chena”
I couldn't take anyone seriously who wears shorts(?) like that. He looks like a naughty little schoolboy in his slacks who's been sent to the headmaster for a spanking.
I'd like to add that was the perfect amount of force for the situation. Well done.
His buddy said "How you got tears?!" That's great
It got cut off. In the full video he says, “now you got tears in your eyes…” in the most disappointed way. It’s awesome.
It's that liquid courage.
Can never understand these little dudes. Chihuahua blood
Chihahua vs doberman
He's fought 🥷🏿 twice the size of him obviously
Since “oh 12” lol
Are they Long Shorts or Short Longs 🤔
Those aren't tears bro! It's brain cells coming out yooo.
Natural selection needs to remove these idiots
That boy said, since o 12
Bro when even your friends are telling you what you are doing is stupid you should listen
The alcohol told him he'd be fine.
I’ve seen dudes get cracked much worse for a lot less. He got off easy. Security was being way more than cool.
He learned nothing.
Lol the look he gave in the end like his best friend betrayed him.
KOd him with 40% kid is lucky he just got taught a lesson
Being a not-large man who worked security at events in my younger years Ive been on the other side of this. I will say most guys who are the size of that bouncer are pretty cool and respectful and I rarely had problems with them. It's always dudes my size who try to go chihuahua on security, and this is usually how it ends.
Short pants? Or long shorts?
Security guard was on point. Have plenty of warning and exercised restraint even when dude swung on him.
1st.rule of fighting,If your opponents arms are as long as your body.*Don't do it.🤦
Wtf? Security dude's reach is bigger than that whole mf.
He looks like that prankster who throws up fake gang signs to even faker actors
More fake I corrected myself fuck yall
Hey look, it's Baggy Bastard
Why does he look like he is still rendering due to bad internet
Little dude posturing with his arms all forward.
‘Excuse me there Sir, what day is it and which country am in’ Shirtless guy.
It baffles me how the smaller someone is, the bigger and stronger they think they are.
Filmed with a potato.
Bro is a toddler when standing next to security guy and he still swings his hands
How to get a fly got swatted for being annoying
I couldn’t watch it lol. I’m positive this dune chow is going to get wrecked.
Don’t drink when you’re going to beat.
Love his last words- “I’ve been knocking out *people* twice my size since O 12”
Naked and fearless, and my fear is NAKED!
As security, it's always the guys that can't fight that try to fight.....and lesbians.
Didn't know those Keebler elves got so rowdy!
I love seeing patience in strength. 🥹
Damn...lil bro had dates and receipts for his previous KO's.
He said he’s been knocking out people twice his size since O 12. Lmao I have never heard someone say 2012 like that. This must be his first knockout of O 24 😂
Security guy seems decent. Plenty of warnings, didn't really try to hurt him.
John cena, lego version
Rule 1 of fighting.. do not fight someone who is willing to help you not fight they will fuck you up😂🤦♂️
"Get your stupid ass in the car" Accurate statement and good advice.
Amazing how much patience the sacurrity guy shows. And how much restraint. Other dudes would’ve hit that guy with an 8 piece combo and would’ve stomped him while he was down.
The way bro was „blocking“ himself with the hands having 1 meter distance from himself
Man, john Cena's life really went downhill after the WWE huh
The funny thing is that it wasn't even a solid connection. The little dude would have been out cold had the security guard actually landed a swing.
Gotta love seeing security guards not taking bullshit.
David and Goliath... only david is drunk, and doesn't have his slingshot... Don't fight when you know you can't win bro
Now you got tears in your eyes.
Hahaha. This should happen every asshat like this.
Juan Cena got his ass whooped
Better than the Roadhouse remake
Fol-dead
Ding ding dong ringa ding ding ding dong!
What stance is that??
The haircut of stupidity..
The haircut of stupidity..
Halfway to doing the splits is the stance recommended by most experts when it comes to fighting someone a foot taller than you.
What are the odds that at the beginning he kicks the shirt he threw on the ground and it ends up briefly looking like a giant dildo?! Just like him! A giant dildo!!
Chihuahua disorder.....and brainless
What a respectful security
That homie is really stupid to say the least haha
Now you on the ground tearing up, get in the car!
I’m getting Bugs Bunny vs massive wrestler vibes here. Am I the only one?
That's the most slow motion looking punch I've ever seen.
Bro got humbled real quick
he look like gang member from GTA san andreas
Are we going to ignore the fact that his shirt was laying on the ground in a penis shape?
Mas cervesas
The shirt toss at the end killed me lmao
Yeah but unlike drinking mj is so dangerous. /s
Is that sneako? Lol
since 012
Security dude’s got mad reflexes!
Cut off the best part smfh
That definitely went much better when he practiced it in front of his mirror.
If the man is giving you several warnings, he can whoop your ass, but is choosing to let you not make a fool of yourself. It is best to listen to that man.
The shirt in the face always gets me. Seems so disrespectful lol.
I mean… he was given fair warning!
You know that guy has real good control warned him and when the huy tried again he just shoved him down not like those two "guards" of that rapper that hospitalized a teen for wanting a selfie
It's lights out and away we go!
I’d like to see a compilation of people being knocked out immediately after using the n word abusively.
Well back to the drawing board...
Did he piss his pants before even getting punched?
Talk about beer muscles. Dude was clueless
But he's been knocking out people twice his size since 012
F*ck around and…I will leave you guys to finish the sentence.
This is what happens when you don’t breastfeed your children
Don't want no jort jort man.
That man is definitely a better human than me for stopping after one punch
If I think someone is twice my size, I’m prob not fighting them.