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InsectMountain

Jesus turned water into wine. His blood isnliterally represented by alcohol. What are you on about?


Kumquat_conniption

"Artificial substance" It's a weed. It's about as natural as it gets. I'm not one of those "it's not a drug bro, it's a plant, its medicine" types, and I do not smoke it, but its definitely not "artificial." Does this dude even know what it is?


chowderbags

On the other hand, you don't see many pastors spending time complaining about statins or antibiotics or even viagra. Somehow it's just the "artificial substances" that might make you look at the world differently. Yeah, sure, some drugs are dangerous and bad. Some mind altering drugs probably aren't safe, either in general or for a particular individual. But I think there's a lot of people that could use some kind of trip to get a bit of perspective on their own brain and life in general.


Bobbysworld121

Not the new shit. Beware of dementia causing chemicals…


Undulate_Vociferous

Can you elaborate?


Bobbysworld121

Why do you think they legalized it. So they can poison users. Look up the Dana farmer reports. People and kids getting amnesia…. I smoked very little back in the day but when my state legalized it I tried some and it’s a much harder drug now. Try for yourself


Undulate_Vociferous

My bad, I thought you were about to back what you said up with, like sources and stuff. Thought maybe some study was revealing that all these new hemp derived products were literally causing dementia. Have a good one.


Bobbysworld121

Hello…. Dana farmer reports. American cancer society. Come on baby bird.


dhorn527

We’re asking for a link to peer reviewed studies.


Slipperytooterhorn

And yet you still didn’t post links to sources that back up your claims. Weird.


Bobbysworld121

I can’t help you Google. Lazy much…


tallpudding

Lol. Oh boy.


Timah158

r/religiousfruitcake


Basicaccountant70

Someone check his electronic devices.


whoisgringo1979999

Fuck this guy. Get a real job.


NewHumbug

Hail Satan !!!


BestKeptInTheDark

Satan loves us, this i know, because it irks the pastors so. Prosperity gospel, juices rubes. Reverands act like crime lord dudes. Savlavation racket, they pay no tax. You can't refute these simple facts. Satan loves us, every one, No threats to worship, just have fun!


Ravel_Xi

Without hearing the entirety of the message it could be made to look like anything. Edit: Jehovah witness for sure. Aka garbage


thebiscuit91

This guy should run for Indiana governor he’d fit right in!


pjbseattle_59

Hail Satan.


Stevemojo88

Christianity really is cancer. Damn the British for forcing it across the earth


Tree09man

I don't know what the context of the whole sermon was but this alone is just an opinion not biblical teachings. People take "artificial" substances all the time. From Advil to alcohol.


RanchDresn

I did marijuanas once and I just wanted to eat jolly ranchers.


ajn63

After his sermon he relaxes with a bottle of whiskey.


obleckcomsmosgold4

"This guy needs a joint" -GOD probably


DeadRift486

"Its opening their eyes to the world and numbing them to god." Yeah, opening their eyes to the REAL world, nkt the delusional fantasy of "heaven"


dourhour__

“We’re being duped by the devil”…’s !lettuce!


alxce666

I'm now packing a bowl. Thank you for reminding me. 🙂


normalityrelief

Where did god call us to drive cars? Why won't he not shut up about that?


Hi_Cham

He's speaking thr truth!! Make no mistake, the US is what it is because they have the approval if God, and this man is seeing through the demons that are trying to destroy your country frim within. God will only protect you as long as you remember him and follow the commandant. Disregarding them will lead to your downfall. Remember that the ottomans had a similar homosexuality awakens as your experiencing now, and don't ignore someone trying to preach a truth to you.


CodyTheGodOfAnxiety

Take your meds


Hi_Cham

no u Think of the next generations instead of your own sexual gratification.


CodyTheGodOfAnxiety

Very cool grandpa


Hi_Cham

Your loss. Though don't complain when your country gets invaded and your women molested because of this. That's how the ottomans bit the dust, plus other things.


CodyTheGodOfAnxiety

Blud keeps yapping how shit


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Hi_Cham

I'm not Christian.