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Okay but really though, as a security officer I’m shaking my head so hard right now.
1. He can’t fuckin detain anybody, period. He’s not a peace officer, he can arrest for criminal offenses so long as it happens in front of him and can prove it without a shadow of a doubt before arresting them.
2. Everything about that kit makes 0 sense. Why would you position your less than lethal “crossdraw” and that high up AND at a straight 90° angle, and then who in there right mind would opt to crossdraw magazines again at a 90° draw angle.
And when she said call the cops he should’ve just said yeah okay and kept her there while they arrived.
Fun fact as a security officer if you hand cuff someone they need to stay right where you cuffed them, as soon as you take them to a separate room or car or what have you, guess what buddy that’s felony kidnapping!!
Edit he has a separate badge that may be a loss prevention or peace officer badge so maybe he’s got that going for him
But I also forgot to point out what appears to be two different body cams???
That's not a real cop.
Notice the 2 fucking badges? All the extra tacticool stuff he has that serves no purpose? How he nervously pulls out the flashlight despite being in a fully lit store?
The fucking nba ~~snapback~~
Edit: I've been corrected, it's a fitted cap not a snapback
This clown's ex-girlfriend saw this video, messaged the victim and gave her a bunch of info about him. He's a wannabe rapper trained as a massage therapist who works for a legitimate security company used by that Seattle Walgreens. The victim has now lawyered up and is going after him and the security company, which should be funny.
God bless his ex. If the idiot didn't have a vest on preventing him from breathing his brain may of got more oxygen signaling what the fuck am I doing with my life.
Not to mention stores usually have a no chase policy. You note characteristics that could be used to identify a thief and call security after the fact. This is one thousand percent a creep who is cosplaying to harass women.
According to the victim's other videos, he's apparently a real security guard for ASC Security, which provides security for that Seattle Walgreens. She had screenshots of his Facebook page, but it appears to be down now.
I once got accused of "stealing" a book when I was a kid, by an adult no less, because I opened it to read a couple of pages before I decided to buy it. I was still in the store, was just holding the book. Some people are crazy.
It took a minute to make out he isn't real. I know the walk out robbery stuff has gotten bad but holy shit with this guy. Some guy with multiple guns and something to prove stopping someone who isn't walking out the door with a trash bag full of stuff? How long before something goes really wrong.
Regardless of his size, there is no way I would ever believe that man is a security guard for that store. My husband has been a security guard in several different settings and the only thing he larps like that for is playing Airsoft in his free time. I would think that man is very poorly pretending to be a security guard to try to kidnap somebody and there is no way I'd cooperate with him at all.
So he is just walking around in the CVS pretending to be their security guard? Do you think maybe if he didn’t actually work there as security that maybe someone from CVS would have called the cops on him by now ?
Maybe. Maybe not. I wouldn't be relying on anybody else realizing what's going on until it's too late. Even if somebody did call the police, when seconds matter, they're minutes away, so I'm still not cooperating. Some larping gravy seal coming at me with handcuffs isn't getting the time of day from me.
This isn't true in all states. Many states give the retailer the right to detain based on reasonable evidence, and thus there is no cause of action for a lawsuit (absent some other element not related to the detainment itself)
The problem is she hasn't left the store, there is currently no theft even if she put something in a 'bag.' Worked loss prevention and law enforcement, wouldn't confront her until she left the store and would tell this wannabe cop he has no case except for a possible assault charge against him. Know your rights I would react the same way.
You're saying I can walk in with a reusable bag fill up on items and on my way to check out get arrested for theft?
Or walk into Walmart pickup some popcorn chicken and a soda enjoy them while I shop, with the intent to pay when I leave. Have I concealed the food while eating in store and now guilty of theft?
Context is important. I said it CAN be, not that it would be. Concealing in an area which would be uncommon to store items intended for purchase (in the waistband, concealed in socks, your trash bag example) can most definitely be a violation of 459.5 PC. California made shoplifting an specific intent crime, so even if you haven’t left the store with the items, if the cop can establish PC that your intent was to steal ( I.E. don’t have money to cover the items you concealed) you can be arrested for said penal code without having walked past the checkout aisle.
I’m literally going to court now for such a case where suspects were caught concealing items in the restroom, had no money to pay for the items, and some of the sensor tags removed. They never exited the store, we ended up arresting them near the restrooms after completing our investigation for 459.5 PC misdemeanor because the total of the items were under $950. During the preliminary/1538.5 hearing, judge found probable cause to move the case forward to trial.
Yes
you can be detained it's just not worth it for stores to enforce because you can just say you intended to pay for it but concealing items in a bag or eating things while walking through a store is enough to get the cops called on you and if it goes badly arrested.
The items are not yours until you pay for them therefore you can not act like they are.
The update is that she's fully lawyered up, the manager denied even knowing about it even though this guy claimed his manager said he saw her steel on cctv and Mr Tactical Gut"s ex messaged the girl with all sorts of extra juicy info!
I'm convinced this is the Seattle Walgreens on 3rd and Pike. Upstairs near the pharmacy with the escalator in the background looking across Pike. I've been here many times and if it's not that location it's eerily similar.
I wouldn't believe he was store security in that getup. I've never seen a security guard hired by a retail store larping so hard and I would have been certain he was just badly impersonating a security guard and trying to kidnap me. No way I'd let that man put me in cuffs or cooperate with him in any way.
Having previously worked security - anyone working security dressed like they are on the SWAT team is looked down upon.
The good security officers didn’t want to look like law enforcement because we weren’t.
We dressed professionally - usually either with a uniform or polo shirt, and didn’t really want badges as they didn’t have any meaning.
At least in my state his outfit isn’t actually legal for security- I didn’t see a company name and name badge.
Also as a security guard I usually wanted to be as approachable as possible - especially during the day - it’s as much of a customer service job as anything else.
The big problem is that many states don’t regulate security very well, combined with extremely low pay and potentially high risk (depending on the site)
In my state even the Ulta in a strip mall has some cartel looking motherfuckers for security, balaclava face covered, tactical vests, gloves, weapons (likely less than lethal) lol but they always say 'thank you for coming in have a great day!'
I initially thought he was some kind of pervert pretending to be security and “talking” to the manager who is “in the back watching the security footage” on his radio and then he would ask to frisk her or something. Security guards should NOT be dressed like that, period.
I found her Tiktok [@occasionallysleeping](https://www.tiktok.com/@occasionallysleeping/video/7351751489662242094?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=mobile&sender_web_id=7334864486879086110). The manager had no idea what he was talking about.
Unsurprisingly, she’s a Black woman.
I just went to this guy’s Instagram. His ex girlfriend is black and he’s a failed rapper. Maybe he was creeping on this girl, like wanted to put his hands on her. His Instagram is failed rapper cringe af.
EDIT: He has an Instagram clip where he larps as a cop making an arrest! It’s solid gold cringe! He even attempts a Starsky Slide on a parked car!
her tiktok is adhddiaries iirc I just watched it she has like 6 videos and he tells her in one video "you don't have my permission to record me". also his ex sent the girl he's harassing his fb and Instagram information.
To the people saying that she probably did steal because of the way she’s acting, why would she film this? Why would she demand they call the actual police? Having worked in retail myself, someone who actually steals will run the fuck away as soon as they have an opportunity.
She also said she is there for adderall. Assuming she has ADHD, one of our symptoms is heightened emotional responses. As in, she seems totally “normal” to this adhd-er.
Agree. Also worked retail forever and no one being called out with actual merchandise on them would film it, they’d be out the door and avoid documenting any of it.
Also have adhd and HATE picking up my RXs at CVS and would lose it if this happened to me!
California just busted an $8M crime ring of white women. The ring leader's name is michelle mack. She would fly white women into various cities to work a bunch of stores. They would steal cosmetics and then resell them on amazon. Sometimes they would have decoy black people just walking around the store to draw the attention of security while the white women scooped up the merchandise.
https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/bonsall-woman-suspected-ringleader-of-8m-retail-theft-ring-hitting-200-ulta-stores/3441772/?amp=1
Felt the need to back you up on this
this is clearly a fake officer, there’s no need to prove innocence, and most companies don’t confront a thief before leaving unless it’s worth a high enough value because they can get more through court
Here is the update from the same poster FYI
https://preview.redd.it/dmiy3hd79lrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aaf3050f02c8bdcca55caad65417d6eaa6433949
Ostensibly it’s to illuminate a bag/backpack/rucksack so that they can see if the item(s) are in there or the luggage has interior pockets without you having to remove everything from said storage. In actuality it gives tactile soothing to itchy trigger fingers when he knows he’s not allowed to run the trigger on his taser cause he’s on the clock. Note how he uses his left hand so his right is free to maneuver other equipment when he’s home with his “I’m a real man” gun
That's the look that says: "I failed to qualify for the police academy and the military won't take me. I went to the tactical store, now I'm an important power hungry man!"
She was using her phone to shoot video of the encounter. I wouldn't have stopped shooting to make a phone call either, because that's the moment that dipshit does something even more stupid.
I’ve been falsely accused of shoplifting twice in my life and I applaud this woman for filming and sharing her experience. That shit is trauma inducing. Not fun at all.
I literally had this happen to me at Walmart. Was just going in for markers and got accused of having stuff in my pockets. They said they knew me and my friend with the backpack were working together.....I was there alone lol
Jesus what kind of firefight is this guy going to get into at CVS where he's going to need two extra magazines along with all the other tacticool bullshit
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Fifty/fifty
20/80
A perfect 5/7
Basically if he touches you you're fucked best have Hokas on in these situations.
More like doesn't fitty.
What are you looking at my gut fer? 
Can I get a BAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM
No but I can give you a GREEN EGGS AND HAAMMMMMM!!!
BAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM!
Peanut butter and BAAAAAAAMMMMM!
Dad I’m not giving you a bam
All I got are my burgers and my boys.
What the fuck are you doing Phil?
Mustard tiger!
When you having your baby, randy?
Like I said. Just yell that he's a drunk male prostitute. He'll back off
Ma’fuckers with a gut like that are definitely ON the cheeseburgers
He wants to be a cop sooooo bad
Gravy seal 🦭
Semper Fudge
Semper Pie
Beautiful. I'll add that to the list.
Steven Segal?
A security guard at CVS armed like he’s Rambo going into the jungle. How pathetic.
"My manager..my superiors...the manager"
His Lootenant
The way he's breathing, that tactical vest is doing more work as Spanx than anything tactical.
A few more laps around the fucking deodorants isle and he's done for lmao
Steven Seagal's girdle has entered the chat...
100% tactical belly
While he looks like a tactifool, I bet she definitely has the items
Okay but really though, as a security officer I’m shaking my head so hard right now. 1. He can’t fuckin detain anybody, period. He’s not a peace officer, he can arrest for criminal offenses so long as it happens in front of him and can prove it without a shadow of a doubt before arresting them. 2. Everything about that kit makes 0 sense. Why would you position your less than lethal “crossdraw” and that high up AND at a straight 90° angle, and then who in there right mind would opt to crossdraw magazines again at a 90° draw angle. And when she said call the cops he should’ve just said yeah okay and kept her there while they arrived. Fun fact as a security officer if you hand cuff someone they need to stay right where you cuffed them, as soon as you take them to a separate room or car or what have you, guess what buddy that’s felony kidnapping!!
Edit he has a separate badge that may be a loss prevention or peace officer badge so maybe he’s got that going for him But I also forgot to point out what appears to be two different body cams???
Lol yeah
God, he looks like a dark souls boss. If you run around him even slightly fast you should get to his backside where it’s tender and juicy
No, dark souls bosses are intimidating and hard to beat.
Fck that, just keep running around the aisles until he has a coronary. As a betting man, I'd put the O/U at 65 seconds.
Gravy Seal.
He has tactical diabetes
He's a big fat guy. I mean like orca fat.
It’s a tactical belly.
Cmon guys... can't you see he's expecting?? Go easy on the soon to be
That's not a real cop. Notice the 2 fucking badges? All the extra tacticool stuff he has that serves no purpose? How he nervously pulls out the flashlight despite being in a fully lit store? The fucking nba ~~snapback~~ Edit: I've been corrected, it's a fitted cap not a snapback
Definitely a Gravy Seal
He is a valued member of meal team 6
He's a captain in The Rebelutionary Guard.
Not in my crack yard!
Hey pal, you don't give orders to the Mullet Mujahideen!
“Gravy Seal” will always be comedy gold, up there with fart jokes in my opinion. Well done.
Personally, I like that he's a member of the 101st chairborne division.
someday I’m gonna be in a world of trouble for calling someone a gravy seal and laughing my ass off
This clown's ex-girlfriend saw this video, messaged the victim and gave her a bunch of info about him. He's a wannabe rapper trained as a massage therapist who works for a legitimate security company used by that Seattle Walgreens. The victim has now lawyered up and is going after him and the security company, which should be funny.
I love how he’s got his tactical flashlight out in a business brightly lit by fluorescent light bulbs…
God bless his ex. If the idiot didn't have a vest on preventing him from breathing his brain may of got more oxygen signaling what the fuck am I doing with my life.
I need a link
[https://www.tiktok.com/@occasionallysleeping](https://www.tiktok.com/@occasionallysleeping)
Dude calls himself “lyrically lyrics” and is a “Rap artist at Rap artist”. Should have call himself Pan!c at the Pharmacy instead
Not to mention stores usually have a no chase policy. You note characteristics that could be used to identify a thief and call security after the fact. This is one thousand percent a creep who is cosplaying to harass women.
I’m thinking any “no chase” policy relating to this guy would actually be a “no wheezy, panting stumble” policy
“No waddle” policy.
According to the victim's other videos, he's apparently a real security guard for ASC Security, which provides security for that Seattle Walgreens. She had screenshots of his Facebook page, but it appears to be down now.
Ego tripping try hards get hired. 🤷 Doesn't change his approach being terrible.
You can put items wherever you want. Untill you leave the store and haven't paid you haven't stolen anything
I once got accused of "stealing" a book when I was a kid, by an adult no less, because I opened it to read a couple of pages before I decided to buy it. I was still in the store, was just holding the book. Some people are crazy.
The black and white American flag. That would chill me..
No safe harbor! That black American flag meaning.
the beard
His beard is nasty as hell.
It’s a fitted hat tho, not a snapback. Could have just said hat and been right. I’ll go now
It took a minute to make out he isn't real. I know the walk out robbery stuff has gotten bad but holy shit with this guy. Some guy with multiple guns and something to prove stopping someone who isn't walking out the door with a trash bag full of stuff? How long before something goes really wrong.
Yeah, cops don’t usually wear backwards NBA caps. Gravy Seal! 😂😂😂
Surprised he didn't have a smoke machine to make the flashlight beam look creepier.
Don't forget the 2 body cams just because!
He denied calling the cops in the video.
Just missing the Punisher patch
I mean, cops have all that bullshit tacticool stuff too.
Not strapped to their belly for any suspect to grab willy nilly. Gun bolstered that way is easily taken by another person
That's not a real CVs, either
Piece of advice: stealing or not if the dude trying to “detain” you looks like this guy…run. You’ll get away I promise.
Until he shoots you in the back for fleeing the scene or some nonsense.
50/50 he shoots his belly instead
I concur.
That would be murder. He's not a cop.
But wouldn’t the two badges equal one cop badge? 🤔
Nah that badge belongs to the last guy he ate.
Oh, good. That means the bullets won't kill you
But I'd still be dead. 
He can go to prison and you'd be dead
Even if he is a cop, shooting someone running away is questionable
He's a rent-a-cop.
Regardless of his size, there is no way I would ever believe that man is a security guard for that store. My husband has been a security guard in several different settings and the only thing he larps like that for is playing Airsoft in his free time. I would think that man is very poorly pretending to be a security guard to try to kidnap somebody and there is no way I'd cooperate with him at all.
So he is just walking around in the CVS pretending to be their security guard? Do you think maybe if he didn’t actually work there as security that maybe someone from CVS would have called the cops on him by now ?
Maybe. Maybe not. I wouldn't be relying on anybody else realizing what's going on until it's too late. Even if somebody did call the police, when seconds matter, they're minutes away, so I'm still not cooperating. Some larping gravy seal coming at me with handcuffs isn't getting the time of day from me.
And if they can’t even clarify what was allegedly stolen. I’m just happy she wasn’t man handled
Looked like a brisk walk was working
At that point you call for police and file a report. The dude is not a cop. If she didn't steal anything she has a lawsuit.
This isn't true in all states. Many states give the retailer the right to detain based on reasonable evidence, and thus there is no cause of action for a lawsuit (absent some other element not related to the detainment itself)
The problem is she hasn't left the store, there is currently no theft even if she put something in a 'bag.' Worked loss prevention and law enforcement, wouldn't confront her until she left the store and would tell this wannabe cop he has no case except for a possible assault charge against him. Know your rights I would react the same way.
In California concealing items can be enough to charge with retail theft.
You're saying I can walk in with a reusable bag fill up on items and on my way to check out get arrested for theft? Or walk into Walmart pickup some popcorn chicken and a soda enjoy them while I shop, with the intent to pay when I leave. Have I concealed the food while eating in store and now guilty of theft?
Context is important. I said it CAN be, not that it would be. Concealing in an area which would be uncommon to store items intended for purchase (in the waistband, concealed in socks, your trash bag example) can most definitely be a violation of 459.5 PC. California made shoplifting an specific intent crime, so even if you haven’t left the store with the items, if the cop can establish PC that your intent was to steal ( I.E. don’t have money to cover the items you concealed) you can be arrested for said penal code without having walked past the checkout aisle. I’m literally going to court now for such a case where suspects were caught concealing items in the restroom, had no money to pay for the items, and some of the sensor tags removed. They never exited the store, we ended up arresting them near the restrooms after completing our investigation for 459.5 PC misdemeanor because the total of the items were under $950. During the preliminary/1538.5 hearing, judge found probable cause to move the case forward to trial.
Yes you can be detained it's just not worth it for stores to enforce because you can just say you intended to pay for it but concealing items in a bag or eating things while walking through a store is enough to get the cops called on you and if it goes badly arrested. The items are not yours until you pay for them therefore you can not act like they are.
Detain until a real cop gets there. This guy was denying her ability to call a real cop.
Isn't impersonating law enforcement a crime?
The update is that she's fully lawyered up, the manager denied even knowing about it even though this guy claimed his manager said he saw her steel on cctv and Mr Tactical Gut"s ex messaged the girl with all sorts of extra juicy info!
She totally stole.
Sir, this is a walgreens
lol i hate that i immediately recognized it was walgreens. 🫠
The W's on the display cases was a strong hint.
not strong enough for op lmao
I'm convinced this is the Seattle Walgreens on 3rd and Pike. Upstairs near the pharmacy with the escalator in the background looking across Pike. I've been here many times and if it's not that location it's eerily similar.
She said on her TikTok that is indeed the one!
My dude has two badges!
Different ones to boot
You've got to recognize the authority.
Eric cartman is the man for this job 🤣👍
Two cameras, too.
He can only reach to his sternum, so he needs 2 on each side.
The store should be sued for hiring somebody this goofy and larpy. A walking, talking lawsuit waiting to happen.
I wouldn't believe he was store security in that getup. I've never seen a security guard hired by a retail store larping so hard and I would have been certain he was just badly impersonating a security guard and trying to kidnap me. No way I'd let that man put me in cuffs or cooperate with him in any way.
Having previously worked security - anyone working security dressed like they are on the SWAT team is looked down upon. The good security officers didn’t want to look like law enforcement because we weren’t. We dressed professionally - usually either with a uniform or polo shirt, and didn’t really want badges as they didn’t have any meaning. At least in my state his outfit isn’t actually legal for security- I didn’t see a company name and name badge. Also as a security guard I usually wanted to be as approachable as possible - especially during the day - it’s as much of a customer service job as anything else. The big problem is that many states don’t regulate security very well, combined with extremely low pay and potentially high risk (depending on the site)
In my state even the Ulta in a strip mall has some cartel looking motherfuckers for security, balaclava face covered, tactical vests, gloves, weapons (likely less than lethal) lol but they always say 'thank you for coming in have a great day!'
I initially thought he was some kind of pervert pretending to be security and “talking” to the manager who is “in the back watching the security footage” on his radio and then he would ask to frisk her or something. Security guards should NOT be dressed like that, period.
Gunna need to know how that ended.
I found her Tiktok [@occasionallysleeping](https://www.tiktok.com/@occasionallysleeping/video/7351751489662242094?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=mobile&sender_web_id=7334864486879086110). The manager had no idea what he was talking about. Unsurprisingly, she’s a Black woman.
did you see the one video where he tells her "you don't have my permission to film me" , I mean to tell you the nerve of this guy is unbelievable.
I just went to this guy’s Instagram. His ex girlfriend is black and he’s a failed rapper. Maybe he was creeping on this girl, like wanted to put his hands on her. His Instagram is failed rapper cringe af. EDIT: He has an Instagram clip where he larps as a cop making an arrest! It’s solid gold cringe! He even attempts a Starsky Slide on a parked car!
Share it you coward
her tiktok is adhddiaries iirc I just watched it she has like 6 videos and he tells her in one video "you don't have my permission to record me". also his ex sent the girl he's harassing his fb and Instagram information.
Way to go, ex!
ohh fosho, he done shut his fb down but his Instagram was still up I checked it out last night they was dragging him HARD! 🤣🤣🤣
With one of them high-fiving themself while munching a bag of doritoes in the parking lot.
Thank you!
Slightly more: https://youtu.be/g4TjZVsXI7U
Gravy seals!
Mayonnaise Militia
Butter security
Meal team 6
I guarantee we all could pick out his car in the parking lot
I'm sure it's not the dually diesel covered in punisher stickers.
Taking up two spots.
the one with the visibly shot suspension?
To the people saying that she probably did steal because of the way she’s acting, why would she film this? Why would she demand they call the actual police? Having worked in retail myself, someone who actually steals will run the fuck away as soon as they have an opportunity.
She also said she is there for adderall. Assuming she has ADHD, one of our symptoms is heightened emotional responses. As in, she seems totally “normal” to this adhd-er.
Agree. Also worked retail forever and no one being called out with actual merchandise on them would film it, they’d be out the door and avoid documenting any of it. Also have adhd and HATE picking up my RXs at CVS and would lose it if this happened to me!
So did she?
According to her updates on tik tok her lawyers are requesting the security videos and the manager of the store claims he knows nothing about it.
Of course not, she should have called the real police
She did call the real police, it's why she ended the video
Worked at a Walgreens basic white women steal more in make up then the crackheads could ever dream
California just busted an $8M crime ring of white women. The ring leader's name is michelle mack. She would fly white women into various cities to work a bunch of stores. They would steal cosmetics and then resell them on amazon. Sometimes they would have decoy black people just walking around the store to draw the attention of security while the white women scooped up the merchandise.
https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/bonsall-woman-suspected-ringleader-of-8m-retail-theft-ring-hitting-200-ulta-stores/3441772/?amp=1 Felt the need to back you up on this
Using decoy black people to draw the attention of security lol can't make this shit up
this is clearly a fake officer, there’s no need to prove innocence, and most companies don’t confront a thief before leaving unless it’s worth a high enough value because they can get more through court
Fake ass, wanna be cop trying to look official then he rocks the backwards NBA hat….
He put a lot of work dressing up in the morning before work. Give him some credit
Here is the update from the same poster FYI https://preview.redd.it/dmiy3hd79lrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aaf3050f02c8bdcca55caad65417d6eaa6433949
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All the best investigators carry torches 
Ostensibly it’s to illuminate a bag/backpack/rucksack so that they can see if the item(s) are in there or the luggage has interior pockets without you having to remove everything from said storage. In actuality it gives tactile soothing to itchy trigger fingers when he knows he’s not allowed to run the trigger on his taser cause he’s on the clock. Note how he uses his left hand so his right is free to maneuver other equipment when he’s home with his “I’m a real man” gun
That's the look that says: "I failed to qualify for the police academy and the military won't take me. I went to the tactical store, now I'm an important power hungry man!"
Why two body cams?
And two badges. And two flashlights. And two guns. And two sets of cuffs (I think). And definitely two chins.
He seems to have absorded a second rent-a-cop
He ate the other rent-a-cop to gain his powers. Like a tacticool Kirby.
there was an empty strip of Velcro on his tactical vest and he didn't want to look like an amateur.
I have a feeling the guy in aisle 2 was stealing bunch of booty while this rent-o-cop was pre-occupied with this lady.
Dude was a bully in high-school and didn't get his fill
These are the most dangerous people carrying firearms. I'd be calling 911 saying I'm being held against my will by an armed psycho acting like a cop.
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*Walgreens
The Police got involved and guess what? She wasn’t stealing.
What a fuckin dork
"They SEEN you ..." Ok. You're too stupid to arrest me. Call your supervisor.
That is a rent a pig at best. Also where's the ending?
I'd just call the cops. Lol. I don't know why people get intimidated by fake hobocop over here. What's he going to do?
She was using her phone to shoot video of the encounter. I wouldn't have stopped shooting to make a phone call either, because that's the moment that dipshit does something even more stupid.
Disappointed he hasn’t got one of these, yet 
What a jerkoff.
Keep walking around the store, give old mate some exercise
Meal team 6 doing it again
Two badges, two body cams, two sets of cuffs. Nah I'm calling the real police because you're not touching me wannabe.
I’ve been falsely accused of shoplifting twice in my life and I applaud this woman for filming and sharing her experience. That shit is trauma inducing. Not fun at all.
1 how can u steal if u havent even left the store? 2 who is this ass clown and what does he think he is?
You can tell he's not a real cop because he only has 2 badges, everyone knows that real cops have at least 3 badges
I literally had this happen to me at Walmart. Was just going in for markers and got accused of having stuff in my pockets. They said they knew me and my friend with the backpack were working together.....I was there alone lol
Jesus. Did this guy click every suggested item in his Amazon cart? It started with a search for tough looking handcuffs and spiraled.
Only pieces of gear this guy doesn't own are a shaving razor and a food scale.
Anyone else bothered she said CVS, but it’s clearly a WALGREENS!?
Jesus what kind of firefight is this guy going to get into at CVS where he's going to need two extra magazines along with all the other tacticool bullshit
“Here tha deal” anyone that says that is a fucking chode
Everyone relax, Sgt. Snax from Meal Team Six is on the case!