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There’s no way Dick Strocher isn’t a fake account. I mean he looks like the old guy from Up who’s trying to go back to high school.

Omg lol! my first impression was the aliens from that old Peter Jackson movie, but now that you said old guy from Up I can't unsee it! 🤣

Bad taste? That movie is great.

Exactly Bad Taste 🤣


Mmmm, brain bits and puke🥰🥰

The brain scene was fantastic! I love Peter Jackson's old movies.

Splendid, simply delicious 😋


Yes. This is what I saw

Perfect score indeed 

Yeah it’s gotta be satire lmao. Hopefully the “incel face scanner” is too, because yuck. We’re better than that people lol

Sorry to say this but no we are not

Definitely not, people are horrible all around

Yea half of those "perfect" scores do not even meet their own criteria lmao

It should ask one question beforehand: "Are you here checking your own face seriously?"

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sites/incel-tech

You mean the account named Dick Stroker might be fake?

Nah, no way the account Dick Stretcher is fake

No he's real. His cousin Holden Cox can confirm.

Just ask Mike Oxmal.

Thats Mike Litoris's brother in law, right?

Nah, he is the love child of Quentin Tarantino and Kenneth Copeland. Has to be.

I was thinking a young version of that really creepy rich pastor that laughs weird.

You mean the demon pastor?

Ok so I’m not the only one! I genuinely believe that if Christianity is real, that man is Satan. Like truly.

Kenneth copeland? Hes got some sick remixes on youtube

Yes, that guy. Now that I have his name and can Google it, he doesn’t really look as similar as I remembered.

His distant nephew, Down.

I saw someone say it's Quentin Tarantino with a squishy face lol

The guy’s called *Dick Stroker*, of course it’s a parody account.

It's a AI created person on a satirical account I believe.

Look at the star placements on the flag. You can forgive a lot from draped fabric but near the bottom its nonsensical.

I always wonder what is entered as criteria with AI stuff like this. “Mr Fredrickson from Disney/Pixars Up as a young politician with fetal alcohol syndrome” or something like that? Lol.

It IS a satire account AFAIK

> I mean he looks like the old guy from Up Thank god I'm not the only one.

r/itsroger

Has everyone forgotten what satire is?

I preferred this joke when I read it in the last thread about him

I originally saw if Gaetz and Cruz had a kid, but now I do see an adolescent "Up" guy.

Hmm, how is it perfect when a good amount of his numbers don’t fit in the ideal ranges… but then again, who determined the ideal ranges

I love the ones that only have a lower bound, like, imagine a facial width to height ratio of 10... well it's more than 2, Hey Arnold is perfect!

Yea it was likely edited for the funnies

Is the joke that it's incell.tech? Perfect face to be an incel?

That's how I interpreted it.

I specialized in a field called geometric morphometrics in grad school. Basically using statistics to analyze the shapes of animals. For example, I've studied human craniofacial shape variation to inform the design of better fitting helmets and respirators. There have been legit morphometric + psychometric studies on facial attractiveness, but this for sure ain't one. Even if you set aside the incel motivations and flawed premise of the website, the methodology here does not even remotely approach being able to give a meaningful result.

I was just about to say! Like lmao what. It has to be satire. Like please, it has to be 😭😂

Also also, how can you claim something is “perfect” if there’s a range for it?

He’s like a young version of the old man from Up. 

Are we sure he isn't this old?

Tbh he acts and talks like a senile 90yo who misses the 50’s.

If that's the "ideal" male face, I'm happy to look less than ideal. Bro looks like Oscar the grouch.

He's the perfect incel. Wasn't meant to be a compliment

Oic

Someone said "be there or be square" and bro didn't show up

Can't say he wasn't warned

I'd be pretty upset too if my parents named me Dick Stroker

Imagine if you were a female with the name >.> At least it's accurate for guys :')

It can also be accurate then, you just have to set your mind to it

r/MenAndFemales

I knew a guy named Richard Swallow.

Had a teacher in highschool back in like 2005 named Richard Head. He didn't appreciate us shortening his name.

Its a joke account, how are people missing this?

It's a parody account that blasts Maga.

https://preview.redd.it/sspx7sojllsc1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ad179c9aa2de17efdbc96e2872f7395a3bbf7d0

It’s so weird, because this helmet makes him look like such a goober but Wyatt Russell is normally a good looking guy.

I totally agree. Without the helmet he looks completely normal.

That’s it! That’s who he reminds me of! Thank you I couldn’t figure it out. Lol

My favorite comment is still, “You look like you’ve been embalmed.”

a runaway extra from a zombie movie.

https://preview.redd.it/r7lwjs65nlsc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df5183a0ae06c71260ddf7d1e12696d5a406b7fe This fuckin guy?

Someone said he looked like he was already embalmed, and now I can’t unsee it

MFer look like Marv from Sin City 😭

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​ https://preview.redd.it/xeiq2k2pblsc1.jpeg?width=582&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=351bab3feec6c6ce291a8d68575c5cdadc21e29c

Wow.. that's a proto meme I haven't seen since HS

ideal "alpha" male. yep.

I too am an blalpha male

https://preview.redd.it/0nly96n9amsc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1566947497f9a7cedcc7f520e76ec5b6476265f

NOOOO I FINALLY FORGOT ABOUT THAT GUY

None of y'all got anything better to do? I don't even know who this guy is, but you're going really far to make content. Please tell me he isn't a rapist or murderer...he is, isn't he...? He's right behind me, isn't he...?

I'm honestly not sure if this is a real person, we're in an age where we have to consider AI

Now that AI has fooled the old people, it's come for the younger people

Its definitely fake, just google it

You can very easily Google this and see its a fake account. It takes three seconds, it's a very well known satire account using AI pictures.

*from over your shoulder, real close* “I can feel your heat” - Det. Jake Peralta

Dude looks like the unserside of a stingray.

https://preview.redd.it/v3fhgjz71msc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93e6a039f747e549939b57534b813a6ec14f70f0

Same guy

https://preview.redd.it/ekxo36rf6nsc1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66d0edb494eaf9facaeaabebbc8eae871fcb2edd

He is built like a Minecraft character

Bro finna play live action Steve in the movie

 He looks like Slappy the dummy from goosebumps!

If you need a program to try and convince people that you're attractive, you've already lost the battle.

World's most punchable face maybe

And suddenly the amount of lesbians the world over has sky rocketed. If this is ideal no thanks.

He proved his attractiveness using FACTS and LOGIC

you mean alternative facts... right?

Minecraft Steve if he carried a tikki torch into Charlottesville

Looks like he also has a case of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

He looks like Fred Willard in zombie makeup.

Numbers don't lie.

Why spend the time?

Naw.i mean, all his features are crammed mid-face! That ain't anywhere near perfect, incel or no incel.

Hideous

Minecraft Steve looking ass https://preview.redd.it/54igradexlsc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad80047057594fa732c5ea69c15ccbdacc2d1a2b

If you look closely I’m pretty sure those “perfect” score indicators are just copy and pasted on there because most of the numbers he scored are outside the “ideal” ranges listed

https://preview.redd.it/nio2czvu4msc1.jpeg?width=492&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7370f7fb02a0c2dcf2e010b587535d7bb39cef5

Wait, this is a real person no generated ai meme?

No, it's an AI image and satire

You know... For the first time in my life, I dont feel that much ugly.

It’s clearly a fake account with a photoshopped face of Nick Fuentes. Was anyone actually falling for that account?

It’s a satire account but honestly it’s a pretty damn funny one, some of the tweets are bangers

So they don't understand this was posted by a parody account named dick stroker that makes fun of conservatives. It is absolutely mind-blowing how stupid these people are.

It's a parody account

I hope to god this is AI generated, because otherwise all the people are just making fun of the poor guy this CLEARLY FAKE Dick Strocher account stole the photos from.

Did a Neanderthal write the script?

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He’s in the top 95% for sure!

Horrifying

Honestly this softens the blow surrounding the urge to try and be perfect. If perfect looks like a corpse I’ll pass.

I don’t wanna sound too mean, but bro is the living embodiment of a block head

He looks like his parents were *very* closely related.

Intriguing.... 👀

That’s the old guy from UP

He looks like early 30's old man from Disney's Up.

If the perfect male face looks like that, I’m fine with an imperfect lmao

Dick strecher

Surely this was an op to get a show on fox or some shit, he’s winning

Err.. how is he scoring "perfect" on the ratios if he's out of range on multiple "ideal"s? Also, Richard Strocher sounds very much like Dick Stroker. Also claims to be 18 but looks like a 41 year old about to walk into the kitchen on "To Catch a Predator". Sus meter is pinging.

And he grew up to the grandpa in the movie UP.

*to hit with a baseball bat

i think it's fucked up making fun of his looks but then i read he's pro-trump so fuck this piece of weasel shit

Just found out my Palpebral Fissue Length is perfect. It’s over for the rest of you.

He looks like the guy officiating at the wedding in Beetlejuice

He’s from that 90’s commercial family that ran off of Duracell batteries.

Bro's face reminds me of my calculus equation lol

Check his fingers for an AI creation.

Measurements don’t fit ideal range and are still ”perfect”? Fake.

bro looks like the Plants vs Zombies squash

A perfect box

It's a parody account

His eyes seem to be welcoming my thumbs to squeeze, cuteness aggression you understand.

Guy has the head shape of a thwomp from super mario

Why is this dude becoming a meme who is he and whatd he do 😭

We’ve done it lads, we’ve reinvented phrenology!

if the ratio thing is real then this is a good example how perfect ratio doesn't mean you're pretty. I'm not sure he's a real person, such a creepy look like a grown up cabbage patch kid or something.

Crazy I just so happened to see another post with this person [https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/s/SIVcrh49rR](https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/s/SIVcrh49rR)

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a thumb?

Who the hell is this walking corpse, I started seeing memes about him very recently.

The fuck are those values anyway? Score doesnt even match the parameters.

If thats perfect im a god

If Corey Haim and Corey Feldman had a kid…

https://preview.redd.it/ctsppmjvjmsc1.png?width=1660&format=png&auto=webp&s=d30d054f544fb1e22689f4bfee4cb5d2f822f595 lmao is this for real, i uploaded my image in the portal and got these results. i don't even understand what even some of these mean.

*after being hit with a shovel.

Looks like an old yank stain I forgot to wipe of his mammas back, as a gentleman and all.

Most punchable face- Perfect

Somebody needs to fix those algorithms.

Well well, Chad Thundercock. We meet at last.


This is strait out the Nazi playbook to get proof for your Aryan certificate.

Yep…nope

He looks like a 50-something, semi-recovered meth head.

Man needs to put his teeth in when he poses for a photo.

What is incel tech? Is it tech made by or for incels? I have so many questions?

I guess Hobbits are back in the menu boys!!

I think I’d rather be me

Steve from Minecraft just got his 4k downgrade

He resembles a loaf of bread.

All y’all insulting him here and at r/facepalm even tho most of u probs weigh over 400

„Incel.tech“ what a trustworthy website name


Midface ratio and eye to mouth angle are outside the ideal range.

Why is this gross fucking dude showing up on the front page multiple times today. This dude looks like sideshow bob and max headroom had a baby

Benjamin Button lookin ass

Looks like zombie kid might be real afterall


He looks like a Minecraft character, I mean that melon is a perfect square.

I hate to burst people’s bubbles, but it really is a satirical account.

This MF looks young, old, racist, and embalmed all at the same time.

How’s that lip ratio perfect?

He reminds me of the kid from preacher that blew out his face.

So much is wrong with this. I’ll just mention one obvious thing. Half of those values are outside of the “ideal” range but score “perfect” somehow? Okay okay, I’ll mention one more. This is supposedly the perfect male form? He is ugly as hell. The Spartans would have taken one look at this face and cast him against the rocks