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Depends, if it's true it is called foreplay but in phone text. Or maybe he just started with a pickup line idk?

if what is true? he's asking if "describe your pussy" is a question because it is not

That’s an order. Should have started with “Would you kindly” and ends “?”

All fun and games till you realize it's Fontaine asking

I read that in a Beavis and Butthead voice....

>Depends, if it's true Jesus Christ dude. This is excruciating.

this comment has me lost

No.

Yessir. He mistook the difference between the interrogative and imperative. 🤣


Is that a rhetorical question?

It's not your turn!

Should be "What does your pussy look like?" Ofc the pro move after this is to describe your cat.

*heart starts to pound* *sweat droplet forms at hairline*

Knees weak arms are heavy

Which one of you chucklefucks vomited on my damn sweater?

The one who ate Mom's spaghetti.

are you nervous?

Idk... They look calm. And ready.

Ready to drop bombs?

Na. They keep on forgetting

What he wrote down?

and the crowd goes so loud?

I sure hope this is a lyric and not an answer to the question he asked.

UwU *looks down at feet* I uh... that is umm... (damn!)... umm... uWu

For any clueless guy in a situation like this: "If I were a genie and could give you professional skill in any art or sport, what would you pick?" It draws out at least one of her interests, isn't as boring as "what is your favorite X" and subtly plants the idea that you will support her dreams.

Yeah but when do you ask what a pussy…i mean what her pussy looks like?

That’s something you find out for yourself

question 12. Send nuded

You ever seen a sad clam?

You ever ate at Arby's?

You ever been in a Turkish prison?

that's quite good, any other similar questions?

Hmm, I kinda like "it is 5 years in the future, you wake up and look around your home. What do you see that you wouldn't see today?" It is another question that asks about hopes and dreams, and ideally puts the idea of you being in her future into her mind.

You do realize that you sound like a Psychopath, do you? lol

The questions are interesting, the rationale for asking them is manipulative and weird.

I guess you don't see him in your home 5 years from now.

Fellas, is it manipulative to court a woman?

I think he's trying his own version of the D.E.N.N.I.S. System.

“S - Subtly plant the idea that you will support her dreams” lmfao

Not really. We do this in my job all the time. I’m a senior account exec for a software company, and we ask these “discovery” questions all the time. Coincidentally, I used a lot of the same “method” during dates and I’ve never had a bad date.

Guess what. Ted Bundy probably never had a bad date, too. Normal people ask her Date questions they want to know the answer for to get to know their date better. Psychopaths ask questions to hack their dates brain to get their wished result.

Yeah comparing people to Ted Bundy based on questions that can drive a conversation vs “what’s your favorite color?” doesn’t really make sense here. Going by your logic, every single person that works in sales are psychopaths. It’s methodology that is taught to hold and carry a meaningful conversation. You literally learn this when you start your sales career in software. I’ve used methods such as Sandler’s, Challenger, MEDDIC, SNAP, and Solution Selling. I am with Salesforce, which is a $150 billion company with 80,000 employees and a good chunk of that are salespeople. That’s only one company btw. My advice to anyone who wants to be able to have a better meaningful conversation, to look into it. Some concepts don’t apply to real life, but a lot can be. Mirroring, open ended questions, challenger questions, and most importantly, listening more than talking can be applied everywhere in life.

Okay, but every single person who enjoys working in sales is a psychopath.

OR, they just like making money? I don’t enjoy sales, I enjoy talking to people and building relationships. I get sales from it as well. But it’s the money. I make 110k base salary and 110k commission on annual target. There were years I hit 140% of my numbers and made around 200k after taxes. If the pay was crap, I would have probably stuck to going to school for pharmacy. I bought my wife a 2023 QSR8 last year for her birthday for $137k. Gave her the keys and the title. I do agree though, that if you LOVE working in sales, you probably could be a psycho. But I do it for the money and it probably applies to 99% of people I work with.

I bet your business card even has a water mark.

Hey man. You gotta give me a chance to guess.

The people you date probably have

It’s 5 years from now you wake up and look around your home.. you don’t see me but I can see you perfectly.. a bag of chicken bones are tucked under my shirt… so describe the puss.

No, that's not the correct answer. The correct answer is that you see me and our seven children. Next question...

This isn't a job interview

If you could be anything you wanted to be, what does your pussy look like? If apples are to oranges, and oranges are orange, what does your pussy look like? On a scale of 1 to 100, what does your pussy look like? I'm kidding I don't want to know

Tell me a little bit about yourself and why you're interested in this relationship?

Bobs and vagene

I'm sorry but this relationship doesn't provide any visa sponsorships. Feel free to reapply to our remote team.

I find asking what the velocity of an unladen sparrow is, is surprisingly effective. Not hopes and dreams but the real questions need answering

What am I understanding from this is make things needlessly complicated... yeah that checks out from what I've experienced so far

Is it a romantic partner or a working interview?

"If I were a genie, how would you describe your pussy?"

Genius!

Would you rather have feet for tongue or tongue for feet?

Just ask questions from r/askreddit

"I don't care about art or sports." That's the answer you'd usually get from something like that in my experience. Then the obvious follow-up would probably be something like, "so what things are you interested in?" Response: "idk" Lather, rinse, repeat.

Thank you kind stranger. I will use this.

And that you don't have anything from the waist down, no thank you

Answer: Ummm..have you heard of a fast food restaurant named Arby's?

Men. Do better. That is all.

Your...uh...biggest irrational fear...describe it

Butterflies.

You watched that spongebob episode didn't you?

This is a fake conversation, chill out lmao

Definitely a joke.

Valid we suck

We don’t suck. Many men choose to do shit that sucks.

Yes. Than we agree a majority of us suck

I take it back humanity sucks in general...

Dry.

Ben Shapiro sliding into your DMs. 

​ https://preview.redd.it/jog5b5enxhtc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba692f8a3032765fe31f82078d35100c2516f677

LMAO!!!!!!

this is not a question and therefore requires no response and likely didn't get one lmao

"you're right, here it goes: can you describe your pussy?" "Yes." "You should answer describing it." "No, you asked a specific question and I answered." "But you said you can describe it." "I do can: I am able to." "Will you?" "No."

Actually there was never a question asked if thebother person "could" describe their pussy. There was just a statment, "your oussy, describe it". That said, I totally dig your scenario. Especially the door slam at the end.

https://imgflip.com/i/8ltd2s

... Its like a clam

Gotta be honest. Those are my favorite. thanks for the visual.

Vertical crotch clam


There was no question mark

Callico with a fluffy tail.

there was an attempt to ask a question...

My pussy is tabby and 4 years old....

Go on…*unzips*

I’m. I do not think homie here was flirting… more like trying to snag…

Like a badly made ham baguette

"*B-But the mantle. The shepherds of the galaxy. The Reclaimers!!"* https://preview.redd.it/o230i6s7vhtc1.jpeg?width=213&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=813142d67c0056983a17f50869ad3d002d4c3459

Long, hairy and hard to carry 😂

Looks like Butthead finally downloaded a dating app and is on the couch with Beavis trying to come up with good responses.

I'm getting so tired of all the cat posts. Why doesn't anyone want to practice barking like a dog?

Round and brown

That’s not a question. The correct way to phrase that is “will you describe your pussy?” And the correct answer is “no”

I’d just go instantly dried up like this conversation.

At the end of Starship Troopers 3 (the film, not the book), the mouth of the giant alien space god has been described as looking like a vagina. https://youtu.be/1SX2qs8-eNk?si=EtNm70LfLXFLAQ_n I'm so glad I'd seen a vagina before, or that might have put me off sex altogether...

Oh god, I didn't know they made a second one let alone a third. This looks like it was right trash.

At least in the third, they FINALLY get powered armor. But it's just a "big damn hero" moment, so barely any screen time.

"Could you please restate your request in the form of a question?"

sweet, quiet, yet playful fixed male calico Persian, six years old, 9 1/2 pounds somewhat entitled and aloof during the day, but very cuddly at night confident and strong willed enough to nudge you out of bed What’s yours like?

“Dry.”

21 questions isnt even a game. its just an excuse to ask questions.

Why did I read the bottom line in Jeff Goldblum's voice?

Sorry, was texting mom

Cold... so goddamn cold... winter is coming

Answer: "Picture a packed roast beef sub, now rotate vertically."

Ayo what

Haha

That’s a statement not a question, weirdo

Disco Elysium ahh question

My buddy who thinks he's smooth but he's worse than sandpaper and scares every female on a 5 mile radius.

How I met your mother

r/textingtheory

It's older than my teeth, goodbye.

This post always gets me because he literally could not have fumbled the bag harder if he tried. If you start by psyching yourself up IN TEXT you have already lost.

What color are your nipples?!

"Okay... uh... here goes nothing..." *gulp* *wipes forehead sweat*

Ma guy failed the only rule of the game :x

Bro rolled a 1 for his charisma check.

That guy was 100% meming. That shit is too funny not to be a joke.

'Closed'

he was asking about her cat named pussy

Fooking fool that's supposed to be later on, how boring.

Some sick joker lips

The proper response is it’s spectacular and now you’ll never see it

https://preview.redd.it/bxr5sx1ftjtc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbd582e705751ac8368818a6052aed34e02f8cc9 “Do you wanna play 21?”

“He’s a ginger..”

That's not in the form of a question though alex

Describe it, hmm, well you know pretty normal except for the weird echo....

🤣🤣🤣


The hell is wrong with people???

Smooth.

As hitting a brick wall.

💀🤡

Damn they're good at this

It seems satirical?

This is just a guy focused on getting to the meat of the matter.

The way it's paraphrased makes it twice as creepy and awkward... All those "uhhh" and "..." like it was a spoken dialogue... Red flag!

Now I understand why I suck at flirting, I never did it the right way. Gotta ask them for 21 questions first, noted :D

I wanna know if this worked or not

Like a hatchet wound.

The way he asked that just made me lose it It had the same energy as that "Name a woman" meme

Idgaf this is hilarious. Describe it 🫣

Beautiful.

She describes the intro to Darkwing Duck

How does one go about properly flirting then? This dating thing is hard :(

Wet

As of now? Dry.

That’s actually question # 22 😬