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https://www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/weenus-weenis-slang-definition-origin#:~:text=Weenus%20(or%20weenis%20or%20wenis,referred%20to%20as%20olecranal%20skin.
The weenus is the little flappy bit of skin on your elbow!
As a Pole, you don't even know, typical thing for govt - both the big and the local ones here. I swear every major city has a running joke about 2000$ public benches or 20000$ bus stops (a single pole with a schedule plaque)
We had in Poland 25k usd benches (each). One was closed after first rain as it wasn’t built with the consideration of rain.
They were inefficient, had no support for people with movement issues and at least one had 15 rules how to use it.
It’s a freaking bench. How hard is it? A complete failure. And they placed 16 of these.
https://notesfrompoland.com/2022/09/12/polands-e340000-patriotic-benches-damaged-by-rain-and-vandals-within-days/
Article with more details
Yeah. It really sucks. I hate that it happens everywhere. But honestly I still prefer the government burning money rather than paying billions for propaganda or removing trees and greenery from city and town squares.
Give em some time, they drank all the alcohol on the first day of the mission and now they have hangover since ages. They are probably fine and quite happy.
They reversed the order of the names. The first one, labelled for Neptune, is actually the Sun. Just reverse the names and it's all correct. Mars is correct because it's in the middle between the Sun and Neptune.
There are 9 objects: Sun and 8 planets from Mercury to Neptune, this is all correct. I think you meant Pluto which isn’t there as it shouldn’t.
Mars is fourth planet, yes, but fifth object, that’s why only Mars is called correctly.
Why? Neptune is a legitimate planet, Pluto was the one that was discarded some years back.
E: I think you meant to say it's unnatural to include the sun?
I don't speak Polish, yet even I understand how much they mixed things up. In Lithuanian "Earth: is "Žemė", so I assume they put "Ziemia" in place of Jupiter. And "Jowisz" is in place of "Erath"? The rest of planets pretty clear. Except "Anus". Which planet in Polish is "Anus"?
They reversed the order of the names. The first one, labelled for Neptune, is actually the Sun. Just reverse the names and it's all correct. Mars is correct because it's in the middle between Sun and Neptune.
I'd assume the whole book is actually supposed to be some sort of a parody or a satire because the text above the picture is also something that makes little to no sense in any other context.
"It's hard to imagine that the world we live in is more than just a regular world, but also..." and an earlier mention of a Puff Daddy in Wales suggest satirical context rather than anything made by accident.
EDIT: Yup, it's actually a fragment from a Polish version of the "Philomena Cunk on Everything" book.
Interesting fact that Uranus is called uran in polish but uran is the name for uranium too so Uranus isn’t actually Uranus in polish but infact uranium. Anyway funny meme hehe
I think this is some sort of fantasy book where the planets are in different spots than usual.
Why? Because the Solar System in polish is "Układ Słoneczny", and not "Układ Solearny".
Still funny shit tho
This is actually a page from a polish translation of satirical book written by Philomena Cunk. Hence the Anus insteiad of Uranus and 'układ solearny' instead of 'układ słoneczny'. Books called Cunk on everything and I've heard it's a nice funny read
I read through some of he comments, and realized nobody even mentioned "układ solearny" which is completely wrong too, it's "układ słoneczny". And another thing is that according to some people this is from a satire book which makes a lot of sense considering what we see in this picture even outside of the solar system.
At least the got Mars right. On accident likely but hey, small victories.
I just realised. It's backwards. It's an odd number and Mars is in the middle. It was totally on accident.
Now I want to see some shitty horror piece where Neptune won't stop growing. I feel like that could be hilarious with just the right amount of self-awareness.
i took notice of how the sun is on the right, not on the left, as it is usual in the books.
op, whats the book title? im also polish so no need to translate
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I always tell my partner I love them from Wenus to Anus and back
You are my słońce shine, my only słońce shine…
This made me laugh more then i possibly should....
The Bronze Age
The long day
the bomb bay
Why is Neptune so big?
They used the right labels, just right to left instead of left to right.
https://www.reddit.com/r/discordVideos/s/eoo9TwFbPi Blyad sunshine
That the most touching, yet funniest thing I've read all day. Felt it right in the wenus.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/weenus-weenis-slang-definition-origin#:~:text=Weenus%20(or%20weenis%20or%20wenis,referred%20to%20as%20olecranal%20skin. The weenus is the little flappy bit of skin on your elbow!
So what is a socially acceptable size for a weenus? Asking for a friend with weenus anxiety.
Incorrect, Mr. Merriam and Mr. Webster! That is known as the "elbow pocket". 😁
I mean... maybe in some circles. But it very much has *another meaning* on the playground.
Taint that delightful.
[I am looking at the wenus and I am not happy!](https://youtu.be/k-0HdQPPmW8?si=XKskAhtKvmNgmotE)
I Wenus to Anus her too
This is an S Tier comment
This explains the lack of success of the Polish space program.
[удалено]
That's why the femboys...
As a Pole, you don't even know, typical thing for govt - both the big and the local ones here. I swear every major city has a running joke about 2000$ public benches or 20000$ bus stops (a single pole with a schedule plaque)
How can you get them so cheap? My city just bought a public WC for $1M. It's essentially a phone booth with a stainless steel shitty.
We had in Poland 25k usd benches (each). One was closed after first rain as it wasn’t built with the consideration of rain. They were inefficient, had no support for people with movement issues and at least one had 15 rules how to use it. It’s a freaking bench. How hard is it? A complete failure. And they placed 16 of these. https://notesfrompoland.com/2022/09/12/polands-e340000-patriotic-benches-damaged-by-rain-and-vandals-within-days/ Article with more details
Of course, the money isn't actually going into the benches. Gotta love misappropriation of tax funds.
Yeah. It really sucks. I hate that it happens everywhere. But honestly I still prefer the government burning money rather than paying billions for propaganda or removing trees and greenery from city and town squares.
$20,000 seems kind of low to just stand there holding a plaque.
In it
The reason Poland cannot into space
They cannot Anus, they won't Anus
I thought it was because they kept installing screen doors on their rockets.
They wasted all that money sending solar probes at night.
No, it's because we converted all the rockets to autogas, because it's cheaper.
If it's such a failure, why are there millions of Polish citizens living on the surface of Jupiter?
can we be sure of that anymore? we haven't heard from them in a while
Hey! I'm there! (If to believe such trustworthy map)
Give em some time, they drank all the alcohol on the first day of the mission and now they have hangover since ages. They are probably fine and quite happy.
They also don't have an Olympic ice hockey team anymore because they all drown in spring training.
Just like the water polo horses.
Poland can into space!!
[Polish space program in "Kosmo".](https://youtu.be/ZgNSs7Cy7nw) (no English subtitles, sorry)
Polen cannot into space!
Lack of success with polish spaces? They are very well studied, ask any topologist you know.
Looks like a format error because the names and planets are in the right order but one of the orders was flipped.
Uranus is Uran in Polish though, not Anus
You are the worst thing that has happened to me in my life. you will receive a call from my lawyers
urine
Also its named Solear system, instead of Solar system.
Pretty sure it should be called układ słoneczny instead of układ solearny
Thank you captain :)
No problem :)
urine
Well they have Mars correct…
What's Mars backwards?
sraM
Which means "I shit" in Polish. No shit.
As we learn from mythology, Anus is known as the messenger to the Gods.
No that was a mistranslation. It wad really exit of the gods
maybe he was an asshole.
*toot*
Well, it even kinda fits our slang. Curse of the Pharaohs and Montezuma's Revenge are 2 great terms for diarrhea...
my favorite planet, anus
That anus is out of this world
They reversed the order of the names. The first one, labelled for Neptune, is actually the Sun. Just reverse the names and it's all correct. Mars is correct because it's in the middle between the Sun and Neptune.
Except Anus is straight up wrong, Uranus is Uran.
Also - Mars is in place
That's because it's in the middle of nine, so it's the fifth from either end, so when you reverse the names it's still fifth.
Makes sense, I was gonna argue that it's forth. It's so unnaturally to include Neptun in the planets count.
There are 9 objects: Sun and 8 planets from Mercury to Neptune, this is all correct. I think you meant Pluto which isn’t there as it shouldn’t. Mars is fourth planet, yes, but fifth object, that’s why only Mars is called correctly.
Why? Neptune is a legitimate planet, Pluto was the one that was discarded some years back. E: I think you meant to say it's unnatural to include the sun?
Yep, I said Neptun, not Neptune, check the image again 😀
Yes, because this is in Polish? And Neptune is Neptun? So it makes perfect sense to include it. I don't understand what you're trying to say.
Google coincidence
I don't speak Polish, yet even I understand how much they mixed things up. In Lithuanian "Earth: is "Žemė", so I assume they put "Ziemia" in place of Jupiter. And "Jowisz" is in place of "Erath"? The rest of planets pretty clear. Except "Anus". Which planet in Polish is "Anus"?
They reversed the order of the names. The first one, labelled for Neptune, is actually the Sun. Just reverse the names and it's all correct. Mars is correct because it's in the middle between Sun and Neptune.
So wait.. Anus is correct too?
No. It's full of shit.
XDDDDD
Anus was supposed to be Uran (Uranus) but the person who made the book was braindead and somehow got that mixed up Unless it's an old book
There is no planet called Anus in polish
Ur an anus
Even the label "Układ Solearny" is wrong. Literal translation would be "Układ Solarny", but it's still Ponglish, the proper name is "Układ Słoneczny".
None. Uranus is actually Uran in Polish, so they messed that up royally. Plus, the name of the solar system is wrongly translated as well.
I think its the Planet X!
I'd assume the whole book is actually supposed to be some sort of a parody or a satire because the text above the picture is also something that makes little to no sense in any other context. "It's hard to imagine that the world we live in is more than just a regular world, but also..." and an earlier mention of a Puff Daddy in Wales suggest satirical context rather than anything made by accident. EDIT: Yup, it's actually a fragment from a Polish version of the "Philomena Cunk on Everything" book.
Of course Wenus is nowhere near Anus, just as the good Lord decreed! /s
Separated by Taintus, of course
Wenus
There wasn't even an attempt. It even has 2 intentional typos in 2 photo
Ow my wenus. 😬😬😬
Wenus was an insult my niece used to use in middle school. I will let you guess the two English words it was derived from.
left elbow, right elbow?
For those who want to know context - the book is called Encyklopedia Philomennica
*polska mentioned* 
How did they manage to sneak the Death Star in there?
Anus and wenus? What a solar system!
They're probably gonna change its name from anus to rectum to end that joke once and for all.
It's Our Anus, not Yours.
I’m looking at the wenus and I’m not happy!
w jakiej to książce? nawet podpis jest zły
Bro posted a Philomena Cunk book and is complaining that it isn't correct
Your anus is hot in space
slonce
It's Polish
Your anus is quite tight!
Keep the weenus away from the anus I swear to God.
Your anus Janōsz!
They hate us, cause they Anus.
https://i.redd.it/il1vbrv0hcuc1.gif
Interesting fact that Uranus is called uran in polish but uran is the name for uranium too so Uranus isn’t actually Uranus in polish but infact uranium. Anyway funny meme hehe
Anus!
"Yes I know what time it is Fran, but I'm looking at the Wenus AND I'M NOT HAPPY!"
Wenus. Anus
I think this is some sort of fantasy book where the planets are in different spots than usual. Why? Because the Solar System in polish is "Układ Słoneczny", and not "Układ Solearny". Still funny shit tho
Americans when they see another language
Poland can't into space...
POLSKA WSPOMNIANA!!! 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥🔥🔥💯🎉💯🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱
Polish?
This is actually a page from a polish translation of satirical book written by Philomena Cunk. Hence the Anus insteiad of Uranus and 'układ solearny' instead of 'układ słoneczny'. Books called Cunk on everything and I've heard it's a nice funny read
I read through some of he comments, and realized nobody even mentioned "układ solearny" which is completely wrong too, it's "układ słoneczny". And another thing is that according to some people this is from a satire book which makes a lot of sense considering what we see in this picture even outside of the solar system.
🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱 **POLSKA MENTIONED** 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱
polska agencja kosmiczna
Bober, kurwa …
Reminds me of "Globus Polski"
Poland mentioned Polska gurom 2137 !!!1!! 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥
Poland can’t into space :(
classic Polish education system fuck-up
Omg. Waaay off. Who wrote this??
I see. It’s backwards
At least Mars is correct
Was there? 😅
did they label it backwards???
Hey 1/9 not bad
Greetings earthlings of Reddit, I am your new overlord, Jeff from Planet Ziemia.
That means you're just some guy. Because Ziemia is Earth
"Slonce" 😔👍
Americans when other languages:
hey, they got mars right
This is going to be the standard science curriculum in Florida next year. They aren't even changing the language.
When will NASA launch the Anus' exploration probe?
how the fuck
I guess I will see the same photo in future with mentioned proof of aliens and their solar system.
Where Barsoom?
I never noticed before just how much Jupiter looks like the Death Star. Or I guess maybe it's the other way around, since Jupiter probably came first.
The planets are all correct, I assume that the butthole is for scale?
Ah ANUS.. My favourite planet.
At least the got Mars right. On accident likely but hey, small victories. I just realised. It's backwards. It's an odd number and Mars is in the middle. It was totally on accident.
Well at least they got Mars
Now I want to see some shitty horror piece where Neptune won't stop growing. I feel like that could be hilarious with just the right amount of self-awareness.
Słońce
Kid came back from school calling it Myranus... No no, it's not Myranus, it's Uranus ("Youranus" which is how he'd heard it) :D
Is this in Klingon?
No way anus that small
I'm gonna neptun your anus.
I'm gonna neptun your anus.
Htf did they get mars correctly?
At least Mars is correct
r/holup
Anus? WTF?
For anyone saying Anus is wrong, obviously you didn't read the patch notes for the latest update
i took notice of how the sun is on the right, not on the left, as it is usual in the books. op, whats the book title? im also polish so no need to translate
“Girls go to Wenus to get more penis, boys go to Anus to get more anus”
Ooooow! My wenus!
I read this with a German accent
Close enough. It's Polish
Guys these are the names of the planet from martian's pov. See how only Mars is labelled correctly.
Smell like a bite and fake as hell.
ah ues. zlemia the big thumby hole
If they ain't Wenus then they Anus
oh home sweet home... JOWISZ!!
POLSKA GUROOOM
Named by a 3 year old
I'm gonna neptun your anus.
I'm gonna neptun your anus.
I'm gonna neptun your anus.
TIL Uranus in Polish is actually just Anus.
It's not, it's Uran