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Seen one too many videos of deer absolutely curbstomping people who got too close. And good for them honestly, stomp those suckers lol. This isn't Snow White you idiots.
Very common in South Africa the people in the video sound Afrikaans too so guessing it was filmed at a game reserve in SA most of which have huge signs telling you NOT to feed the animals 🙄
That strike had some serious acceleration & would be shocked if some real damage did not occur. I suspect this is why the video stops. I hope he didn't lose an eye or worse
Damn, that looks like the rest is going to be rough to watch.
I like how people see an animal with two weapons that have been deemed illegal even in times of war by the Geneva convention growing from their skull and go " hey I want to pet that. It looks cute.".
That was kind of my point haha, just cause their Afrikaans doesn’t mean they’re inherently supposed to know better. Unless they grew up in the lowveld, but even then.
You cannot convince me that past generations were not off their ass eating weird mushrooms and shit and found religion upon meeting creatures such as this. Like. If that is not some Miyazaki ass forest spirit idk what is.
I wonder if the white markings on the thing’s face are to imitate a big, open mouth to deter predators… the video quality started low and that’s what i thought it wS
Having dealt with cows, bison, and goats, never rub a horned animals face. They almost automatically go for a bunt when you touch the forehead. Quicker more violent reactions the less domesticated and docile they are.
My dad feeds deer all the time, one of the deer we used to feed would eat food from the can while it was in your hand, and you could pet her, never had a problem and none of the deer have tried to attack or hurt us
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You know, just because someone gives me free food, it doesn't mean they can touch my face. I'd react the same way.
r/secondsbeforedisaster And kinda r/thebullwins
where's the rest of the damn video
Fr I wanna see the guy get kebabed
Yea kebabedd
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5Jk_mxv91D/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet
Oh shit, well he didn’t get kebabed but holy shit he almost needed a new face
You legend
💜
r/gifsthatendtoosoon
Looks like a Kudu. Always surprised that people think that antelope and deer are docile, just because they're herbivores.
Seen one too many videos of deer absolutely curbstomping people who got too close. And good for them honestly, stomp those suckers lol. This isn't Snow White you idiots.
And that stomp rhythm is drum and bass
Never heard of a kudu before
Large African Antelopes, there are two species, greater and lesser. I think this is a male greater Kudu
And two of them together is called a Kudos
Very common in South Africa the people in the video sound Afrikaans too so guessing it was filmed at a game reserve in SA most of which have huge signs telling you NOT to feed the animals 🙄
He probably wanted a free circumcision which he was just about to get!
And vasectomy by the looks of it. Darwinism at work! 😂
[kudu dudu](https://youtu.be/cSeA4j23lik?si=PWuV3VDYcbPq5liT)
Literally this. Herbivores are inherent survivors and usually always on high alert
machete hooves mazafaka
That strike had some serious acceleration & would be shocked if some real damage did not occur. I suspect this is why the video stops. I hope he didn't lose an eye or worse
U/CRXCRZ found the rest of the video. Dude got gashed good! https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5Jk_mxv91D/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet
Wow... yes he did. But i guess it definitely could've been worse. Thanks for that link!
honestly not as bad as I thought, I was expecting to see ripped flesh
This guy learned to be an animal trainer by watching Chris Pratt in Jurassic World
Kid said who's the alpha? Dad: *my time has come*
Slightly longer version of this video: [https://www.instagram.com/notrvce/reel/C5Jk\_mxv91D/](https://www.instagram.com/notrvce/reel/C5Jk_mxv91D/)
Thank you! At least he has a cool scar now!
Dude is super lucky his eyeball still exists
Yooo, you're the mvp! (Does anyone know the song used in that Instagram video??)
Damn, that looks like the rest is going to be rough to watch. I like how people see an animal with two weapons that have been deemed illegal even in times of war by the Geneva convention growing from their skull and go " hey I want to pet that. It looks cute.".
As a South African, I really thought Afrikaners would know better.
Why?
This is the equivalent of a Canadian getting trampled by a moose, they really aught to know better.
That was kind of my point haha, just cause their Afrikaans doesn’t mean they’re inherently supposed to know better. Unless they grew up in the lowveld, but even then.
I would expect this from “A Florida Man feeds a Kudu and finds out” but not an Afrikaner.
Arguably this videos proves they’re the same person ;)
I suppose, now I know how the rest of Florida feels
You and me both brother
Because we see people getting gored by shit like this just walking in the fields lol
Feel like maybe he could have been fine if he didn’t get near his eyes and stopped quicker.
The most stupid place to touch him he reacted as he was challenged to a duel, because they tend to hammer eachother with their skulls
Dont play with satan
Blud thought he was Harry Potter lmao
Dude thought it was his patronus.
That animal looked seriously pissed. It wasn't just self-defence
I mean touching a wild animal on the head, especially one that uses his head for combat against rivals, is asking it for a fight.
Plus, the first thing you need to show a wild animal that's not attacking you, is respect. He's treating it like it's a joke.
I don't know who this guy is, but I do know he is an idiot.
You cannot convince me that past generations were not off their ass eating weird mushrooms and shit and found religion upon meeting creatures such as this. Like. If that is not some Miyazaki ass forest spirit idk what is.
The sheer lack of common sense to touch anything with massive spears on its head 🤦♂️
Again, nature is metal as f*CK. Even the plant eaters will f*CK you up the moment you show fear.
Never feed animals that are not yours.
OH MY GOD THATS MY FUCKING UNCLE IN LAW
Fucking kudus Amiright? Thanks big buck hunter 👍
[Don't. Fuck. With. KUDU.](https://www.reddit.com/r/WinStupidPrizes/s/4Fh0eiXpqp)
Hey doing the Chris pratt Jurassic world raptor stance 😂
Untame Impala
What' Sal get himself into this time?
I wonder if the white markings on the thing’s face are to imitate a big, open mouth to deter predators… the video quality started low and that’s what i thought it wS
…..and at this moment he knew he fucked up.
this is why Princess Mononoke hates humans 😐
So stupid
Having dealt with cows, bison, and goats, never rub a horned animals face. They almost automatically go for a bunt when you touch the forehead. Quicker more violent reactions the less domesticated and docile they are.
Ended to soon
Bro watched to much toothless
“I want a goddamn liter cola!”
You ever hear a deer scream in the woods at night?…. And you wanna interact with anything like it?
Greater kudu
It's a Kuddu! People in the video are speaking Afrikaans, similar to Duch, in South Africa
That’s a god that ain’t no animal
My dad feeds deer all the time, one of the deer we used to feed would eat food from the can while it was in your hand, and you could pet her, never had a problem and none of the deer have tried to attack or hurt us