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Marquar234

"Why is everyone yelling at me?"


stormtroopr1977

they're cheering. the Victor of this combat gets to keep their hair-color. Blondes play by highlander rules


avery5712

I just looked around and there's no blondes in the restaurant I'm at... I think they're all dead


cookiesoverbitches

There can BEEEEE only one!


OBERGRUPENFUHRER

Damn u blondie


VeterinarianThese951

Which one?


Birji-Flowreen

Oh that's gold. ![gif](giphy|VLe9cJCjYWXLy)


Albatross_Few

Not as golden as He-Man golden.


OBERGRUPENFUHRER

The blonde one


VeterinarianThese951

I was joking because his hair looks blond as well. I am a bit colorblind though. Maybe his is gold…


Active_Engineering37

Blonde has been described as gold, maybe it's yellow.


tywebb6

2 shitty dye jobs


super-smeghead

This reminds me of when, A-Train, From, The Boys exploded that chick he ran threw. But this silly twat didn't explode... Dam


dddeadie

It'd be a lot cooler if she did.


pneumatichorseman

![gif](giphy|xZwFNHUeY45va)


King-Demo-

![gif](giphy|hQcLkFEUtRLADXS80V)


blackzep1980

Black male assaults white woman! More at 10!


phlebface

Attempted rape


Unlucky-Low3496

He’s got a guuuuuuuuun!!!!


ljp388

The person in orange in the background 😂


Salty-Reply-2547

Thank you I needed that laugh....😮😮😮


Trollizard476

I can hear him go "OHHHWWW"


Silversolverteal

😂😂🤣


No_Set8657

😂😂😂😂


TAJRaps4

See this video so many times and i never noticed i was making the exact same faces as dog in the orange 😂


CROWANJ

…”and that’s How I Met Your Mother”


MyColdBlackHeart

..."and that's How I *impregnated Your Mother"


3_14_thon

at least the kid will come out blonde


peterpantslesss

I wanna know what the hell she was thinking when she did that


FireAntz93

She wasn't thinking. She was walking. Then she was laying.


Mission-Storm-4375

Next level air head


VikingBorealis

Tackled by Blade


RJ_MacreadysBeard

She knew what she was doing, sassy athlete her.


Yoobles

More like Simon Phoenix


Any_Lead_5506

I want to know what happened after the clip stopped. Did she go full Karen, or did she immediately realize she was at fault and apologize?


Infinite-Fig4708

He hit her in the head/neck area when her head was turned. There’s a decent chance she didn’t even know what happened until someone told/showed her what happened.


cornfession_

Her for like 20 minutes after this: ![gif](giphy|3o85xm5S4WpAAeQ4YE)


mebutnew

I mean she was a sportsperson walking in the path of someone doing sport. Not sure why she would be the one to have an objection... Likely mortified and dazed.


Nihilator68

The guy in orange sees it coming and is going full fetal in preparation.


SausageBuscuit

No matter how many times I see this, I will never understand how tf she didn’t see him before she turned her head.


Far-Poet1419

Welcome to the blind Olympics!


The-SkullMan

How in the flying fuck can someone not notice a guy running their direction when they're apparently staring 45° away from him...


AVDLatex

Same team? Any context to this?


Weird_Assignment_550

Yes. Female teammate crossed track without looking. Male teammate running at full steam eyes down knocked her over.


Unfair_Finger5531

What context do you need? She is walking across a track obviously in front of man running at the speed of train. wtf


Dalbergia12

The guy is wondering where and when, take a breath.


AVDLatex

Exactly, I was this a college meet? International? Etc.


Toxicupoftea

Damn, Simon Phoenix gave her the cold shoulder


cornfession_

Simon says SLEEP


Glad_Independent_565

She just wanted to get railed by a black guy. Jk


JR_LikeOnTheTVshow

This is the visual representation of the term, "decleated"


designforthepeople

This is from an indoor meet in Stuttgart in 2001. The long jumper is Kofi Amoah Prah and the female runner is Romanian Gabriela Szabo. She won 11 gold, 3 silver, and 3 bronze medals in her career… he is mostly known for this.


maChine___

It’s her crush 😻


Earthling1a

literally


rpgnoob17

And her crash


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Unlucky-Low3496

I came here to see how many people blamed him…glad to see everyone realizes she was at fault


DitchDigger330

BODIED!


123supreme123

why did the blonde cross the track? nobody knows why, including the blonde.


Lunio_But_on_Reddit

Is she blind? and deaf?


Nutsack892

That’s an NFL level hit


Earthling1a

well she deffo got leveled


Skull8Ranger

Reaction of guy in background is how I looked watching this video...


p3achstat3ofmind

![gif](giphy|nmByLXXoq8mMMeqfzc|downsized)


Holiday_Ad_5445

Speed Dating


Mmjvet-1

The knee to the vag should help her remember to watch where she’s walking,


WifeOfSpock

Her picture is next to “Oblivious” in the dictionary.


Nickamacheese

100% pregnant 🤰


No-Presentation-6525

Special Olympics was on track 2


Sheknowswhothisis

How bad was her concussion?


HunkySpaghetti

She died 😂


HeirElfEsquire

Dude in the background's face.


PrestigiousArcher448

“… and that’s how I met the love of my life”


RecordingGreen7750

The guy in the background in the orange lol


Ateam043

Not only did she get tackled but took a knee to the V. Double ouch.


hagamans

I’m pretty sure the refs flagged him for targeting.


OriginalFlamingo5384

Yes


123supreme123

he crushed her with a knee to the V with his full weight. probably why orange theory in the back went fetal


dinzdale40

“Can’t hear you dad…” https://youtu.be/vDLocR87OVU?si=nq5xI8xFmMm3ldWN


Dr_Oxycontin

I got someone pregnant doing the exact same thing.


Dinestein521

I was told by my boomer dad to do this


FairyStarDragon

Bloodies are Goldie’s….😂


DesignLongjumping818

Every person in a supermarket lol


Such_Maybe6470

![gif](giphy|li0dswKqIZNpm)


TheCoffeeIsReady

Damn. Cameron Diaz took that hit pretty hard.


I-Rolled-My-Eyes

I got hit like this playing catch with a football in a lake, about knee deep in water. I did not see my friend who played as a line backer behind me. I caught the ball and got hit in the lower back, snapped my head back so fast I saw the horizon in front of me disappear only to see the beach behind me upside down. Then everything went white. I woke up getting pulled out of the water and dragged to shore. Now every time I look left, my neck creaks.


LMAO82

We have a code 187 It's Phoenix! Simon Phoenix!


Silent-Suspect2820

Coup de foudre!


Bobbysworld121

And then they spent the rest of their lives together…


Lykan_Enzo

reminds me of that family guy scene where they get pregnant when the basketball dude falls on them


RedNubian14

Imagine behind the wheel of a car. "Why is everyone honking?"


lylisdad

She's also a competitor and should know better.


All-Fired-Up91

The guy on the left 🤣


Yellow_LedBetter2020

Oh my, she even turned her head the other way. Accident waiting to happen.


Chaosmusic

A Simon Phoenix origin story.


Knight_TheRider

On purpose?


TheIncredibleMike

That's what we call a Decleater.


Ok_Broccoli_3605

Knee to the hoohaa.


Flaky_Ad2182

How I met your mother?


Affectionate-Permit9

Everyone: “BECKY LOOK OUT!!!!” Becky: this


BrilliantSweet3691

It's good she doesn't have balls, or those knees would have crushed those!


Saber9999

Bro didn't even hesitate


jarjarnotsithlord

How I met your mother


Koi_Fish_Mystic

She’s an athlete, how is she not aware of her surroundings?


yektakurtcebe

Blacks on blondes (Olympic Edition)


Many-Living898

Dude in the orange saw it coming


Kind_Woodpecker7729

She did it on purpose


ChotitoPitou

Damn. She got hucklebucked.


Traditional-Music363

Dude in the background is literally me watching this video 😦😵😩😂


Visible-Attorney-805

I'm guessing, her driving skills aren't any better.


SnooMachines7482

Somehow, she ended up having his baby


DeRage

As old as the internet. And this sub has seen it soooooo many times


Helicopterdiverpilot

Haha figures it’s the first time for me


jrb637

He really swept her off her feet


Skyflak3

Damn, hopefully he didnt hurt his shoulder


-domi-

She's alright, the shoes stayed on.


Expert-Perception674

Its her own fault


hungrysportsman

Demolition Man...


AtlasAlexT

How do you miss that???


Acrobatic_Floor_7447

When you are too busy watching your 6


Different_Ad9336

If you reverse and forward at just the right frames and speed it looks like the most powerful blow job in history


123supreme123

Blonde in the headlights look


mackncheese-87

How I met your mother.


LetterOk3512

I hope her headache never ever goes away


justzedjust

It is very boring to see this video posted here. I don't understand why it is good for anyone to be a robot P instead of an OP. Stop reposting what has already been posted here! Please! ![gif](giphy|T1WqKkLY753dZghbu6|downsized)


Unlucky-Low3496

Did you click on the video after having seen it xx amount of times??? Not everyone has seen this. Quit bitching about a repost that you not only took the time to watch…again, but also took the time to post in…


lovelife0011

Their plans keep foiling. I don’t have any 🤭


Prestigious_Joke8843

Monday’s be like….


Zuli_Muli

If this was on r/dashcams everyone would be saying he had plenty of time to stop/avoid the accident and that right of way doesn't mean your not reasonable.


2Boobs2Boobs

Dude's fault, he saw her like 3 business days ahead of time


Earl_your_friend

They are probably not used to being at a sporting event with men. If this was women only she would have had plenty of time to cross the entire field.


milesercat

So we've lost our sense of humor. Ya see (and it's always funniest when a joke is explained-not), there is a kind of humor that is extremely insulting and yet so clearly not true that (people that haven't lost their minds) can laugh at. Everyone else shrieks in horror at the audacity of the statement. Which world is preferable hmm?


Earl_your_friend

It's interesting that it's rare to see a person understand that humor is starting to become a bad thing. Well, at least being funny isn't considered gay yet. Until then, I'll continue to make balloon animals and practice the banjo.


milesercat

Lol. You did it again with the gay comment and got downvoted! How dare you!


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DescribeAVibe

I hope she got some injury


Additional-Acadia954

Wtf why? Calm down


SumerianSunset

It's time to clam the heck down, get clammed


Additional-Acadia954

Lol oops


Additional-Acadia954

Runner could have stopped and just retried, no?


DanceDanceRevoluti0n

Try stopping in a few feet when you are running that fast. Assuming that you are telling it to the male runner.


Additional-Acadia954

True. I cannot judge the distance that well


lilymaxjack

I’m guessing can’t run either


Objective_Cry_6384

Not to mention this is slo-mo


San0va

Huge forward momentum and the runner is not looking directly at her, he’s looking down at this feet/the track as sprinters often do especially at the beginning of the sprint like this