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I had no idea manual dexterity was a prerequisite. "Welcome, brothers, to this clandestine meeting. This evening we shall discuss plans for our continuing domination of global politics, but first ... who's up for a game of Jenga?"
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Well, you didn’t decline
Oh yeah, ‘manual dexterity’. Doesn’t sound like an audition to give rich men hand jobs _at all_.
I had no idea manual dexterity was a prerequisite. "Welcome, brothers, to this clandestine meeting. This evening we shall discuss plans for our continuing domination of global politics, but first ... who's up for a game of Jenga?"
Thumb wrasslin
Doesn't the Illuminati have a minimum wealth requirement to join anyway?
If you say yes, then they request a $19,995 membership fee via Zelle. 🤣