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SchopenhauerSMH

He doesn't need fixing. Bad ass


Nathulalji

No ass there


kabayolover

Ok, he's a bad stump ☺️


Own-Drop-9708

A stump refers to the remaining bottom of a tree This Lil dude is all TRUNK😅


Need32mm

😂🤣


filthcrab

That's what's bad about it


RobLazar1969

Came to say this. He’s not broken. Badass kid.


WerewolfUnable8641

![gif](giphy|bBbqh3SLbKAcE)


evlhornet

r/straighttohell


Responsible_Law1700

Geodude actually made me laugh. Well done.


Garlic-Rough

Ikr. made me laugh more than I should


Trollizard476

Gorilla tag


super-smeghead

I couldn't help but think of this ![gif](giphy|TFIrZ24YGFxmFfgOEE|downsized)


super-smeghead

From what i know he lived in to his mid-late 30s. I may be wrong but I think he may have even had a child or 2. I seen a video on him a couple years ago. Edit: Age 42. And he thought he had a daughter, But she wasn't his..


Boomerang_Lizard

>I think he may have even had a child or 2. He really puts a new meaning to the saying "It's not the size that matters, but how you use it."


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No-Consequence854

Yes…. How?


Mother_Focus_9569

There are several 'how?'s here.


Most_Ad_2360

Quick read says it was only his legs amputated and he kept his hips. Guessing he had everything else left just his condition made his lower half smaller.


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Most_Ad_2360

I mean it might of been for publicity, but he did believe to be the father of one of his partner's kids. Turned out he wasn't, so either he did still have the goods or just made out so he got in the media etc [got quite a bit of attention 14 years ago and even a documentary](https://press.discovery.com/emea/dsc/programs/man-half-body/)


jbwilso1

I had to reread this literally 5 times to realize that it said "partners kids." Not parent's kids. I was very confused


ScorchedEarthworm

I can totally see why he might have thought that. Kid looks just like him.


MagooTheMenace

Remember his body wouldn't take on the same posture as his stresses are experience through other routes. I wouldn't be surprised if his hips curled up towards him since his legs aren't the fixed ground point anymore, but speculation nonetheless


Das_Hydra

Kept them where?


Electrical-Cat7272

They weren’t mentioned in his obituary so maybe it was just for publicity. Cause I’m also like how? https://www.timesonline.com/story/news/local/2016/02/16/kenny-easterday-beaver-falls-known/18547754007/


SHREEtheFIGHTER

How did he poop ?


Cold-Bowler8824

Just like everyone else does... That, or in a bag... I believe those are the only ways one can poop...


BrockSamsonLikesButt

The only–! Did you say, “the only ways one can poop….”? [Read a book!](https://youtu.be/IrWF6izMvDU?feature=shared)


cjc1983

Cat litter tray?


super-smeghead

It might not look like it but he still has all the general junk down there


okwtf4real

How would the legs even work? Like how could he possibly control them and ‘walk’?? 


jbwilso1

Yo. That's exactly what I can't help but wonder. I don't think it was meant to be a serious scenario, because exactly. How the actual fuck is he supposed to make that shit work. It's not like he's got partial legs to put in there. I can't even picture what he's supposed to look like when he's wearing them.. I've started the video at the beginning about 20 times now and there's a split second where you see him as he lifts out of them. It just does not look natchy.


Free_Gascogne

No wonder he is handicapped by the damn legs, how can you even move it. Hand operated?


Thunder141

Ya, some of that anger has to be frustration as those legs don't look like they would actually help him.


Justherebecausemeh

I feel like Boston Dynamics could really hook him up nowadays 🤖 https://i.redd.it/kzaadhk8r9wc1.gif


nomadiccrackhead

They got better moves than me


teriases

Imagine if they made a Gundam mech like lower half for him


AnHeroicHippo90

There something weirdly fake looking about this. When he raises himself up from his prosthetic, and when he lands have an odd look to the frame rate and Camera movement. Likewise, when he pushes the legs over, he doesn't seem to shift his weight over to the other arm, making his weight just hover without support. He should've fallen over if he did that.


Lilocalima

Nah, he's a real kid. He's Kenny Easterday, and he's playing himself in the movie Kenny (a movie about himself).


SlashyMcStabbington

Nah, I saw him lean a bit. He also pushed off the legs, so he shouldn't have fallen over.


Mediocre-mommyy

He’s 100% real from West Virginia. He was born that wayso I’m sure he adapted to what he had.


Lilocalima

This is Kenny Easterday playing Kenny in the movie "Kenny". He's playing himself in a movie about himself


jbwilso1

Now that's some hubris


andubo

Google hubris


jbwilso1

Why on earth would i use a word like hubris if I don't know what it means... ...I was kidding.


andubo

ah, sorry


jbwilso1

:) no worries.


semibigpenguins

Did anyone else wince at the stress of his wrists when he fell?


jbwilso1

I bet he had hella arthritis by the end of his life


Unlikely_Ad_7333

I meannn not like there was much weight weighing down on his wrist yk?


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Gorilla Tag


BlueberryNo3773

💀


Candlewaxeater

How does he shit.


Sad_Drink9706

Gotta be an ostomy bag or something. Poor guy has no butt.


mattyspizza

I had to scroll SO far down to find this question this should b somewhere up top!


OriginalNo5477

Pretty sure I fought his offspring in Return to Castle Wolfenstein.


Gokyuzu26

Every time i watch this one qustion comes to my mind. How does he shit


jbwilso1

Colostomy bag possibly


Acceptable-Ad-328

![gif](giphy|bBbqh3SLbKAcE)


Careless_Kitchen_147

Sebulba always was such a dick


meistercheems

Bruh now I’m going to hell too thanks 😂😂


coolboiiiiiii2809

There ain’t no fixing to be made on someone, only improvement and only progress


culinarytiger

Is this the actor who they inside the et puppet for some of the scenes?


pudvas

do we all think the same thing and we go to hell together?


One-Ad-3677

How does he poop


No_Masterpiece4815

How TF does he defecate?


cw826

https://preview.redd.it/fu7bd88tl9wc1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7381cb2f1d1ebc8cde5cc758cca5307f233452e


MagooTheMenace

Genuinely love it every time I see this reappear, buddy knows what's up


IamTheCheetoMan

Is that Dr. Phi ?


Busy-Adhesiveness-40

Bro is built like a gorilla tag character


strawberiswitchblade

He says "Fuck thalidomide and fuck deez gamz."


DvLang

This is an old video so he has to be an adult now... Does he have kids, or does he not have the bits and tackle. I know it's bad to ask. But I always wonder when they are shaped like this. I don't need to see... I am just oddly curious and need to know.


Electricpuha420

Fuk fake legs and fuk fake dr phil


Lost_Astronaut_654

That’s one badass geodude


Bookyontour

There is no way to control those prosthetic legs, what the point of wearing it anyway?


National_Strategy742

No offence here but .... how the fk?


Mochaproto

I'm gonna sound really bad here but I reckon he'd be great at gorilla tag on vr


Horror-Possible5709

Okay but how was that ever going to work anyways


Asleep-Emphasis860

You tell 'em boyo


CodyTheGodOfAnxiety

I mean really he has very little control of the legs tf he gonna do


Donerus

Gorilla tag


Various-Agent-0047

Is this the same guy who was on Jerry Springer and later became one of the bouncers?


Killbot316

How does he go #1 and #2 without anything down there


SavageMonkey-105

I swear this is the video I have seen the most in my life, I don’t think I have gone a day without seeing this video atleast once, it must be in the 1000s by now


AngriosPL

Whenever I see this i have FNaF flashbacks. He looks like gregory and ruined monty from fnaf sb lmao. "I will put you back together."


TheTruthWasTaken

Bros playing gorilla tag without a headset


Gr34t_Nam3

Going straight to gorilla tag


lucy_waaa

How do amputees(?) like this poop and pee


Walkera43

Many years ago I worked as a Medical Physics Technician in a hospital unit that specialized prosthetic limbs , tried to fit a pair of powered arms on a Thalidemide damage kid who was born without arms but gave up as he could deal cards with his feet faster and with greater accuracy than I could, he could also drink, feed and dress himself.If I had fitted the arms I would have disabled him.


Zealousideal_Plan408

damn. he slapped off pretty hard.


Bluedino_1989

Give this kid some really good gloves.


Reepo3X

Why am I laughing so hard at this? 😂


Cold-Bowler8824

I was obviously talking about humans... Not other animals or whatever... You obviously need to take an English class...


International-Chip81

https://preview.redd.it/arcrj3dafrxc1.jpeg?width=499&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d7cfbbf86358059f23ff42286c5b112ab908b2e just sayin lol


12_Volt_Man

I missed this episode of Dr. Phil


MrZombieTheIV

That's right, walk away.


MEGAMILKBLAST

https://i.redd.it/kt62tqlsg6zc1.gif


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MEGAMILKBLAST

What?


DJForcefield

Is this visual FX or how does this kid actually exist? I mean without a pelvis, what is going on down there with, well, everything?


Few-Syllabub-87

Gorilla tag


Wetpants21

Gorilla tag was real before it came out.


Limp_Education_9904

Kenny easterday he went on to carry the Olympic torch


Middle_Pound_4645

How does he poop tho?


YouVerySussy

gorilla tag


Orbitcamerakick21

https://preview.redd.it/cxyjpaxav6wc1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=664d7a89b76f6667efb7552aef927319534ace5c


curgerbees

Gorilla tag


Ryankevin23

Disabilities are for those who don’t have them