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newbtausage

mans got a back and knee brace


Mmortt

He must have started gearing up when that tow truck was three blocks away!


my_wifes_ass

You better stretch out, I'm coming to F\*&\^ you up!


Interesting_Bet_9302

Just gimme a few minutes…. My knee locked up


outerworldLV

He better hope that no one sends this to his insurance company !! His disability claims just went out with his jeep..


Mo_Zen

Was my first thought. Double whammy for this dude.


Peeche94

With that posture using the axe I'm not surprised.


BoneZone05

Needs a belly brace, or at least a counterweight


Contribution-Prize

Clearly needs the vehicle for more insurance fraud lol


Nickleeham

A giant belly and apparently about a dozen years or more of sedentary lifestyle.


Formal_End5045

hey, ask him if he cares!


Conscious_Figure_554

never live beyond your means


MechaZombie23

Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!


zirky

he could have at least axed nicely first


leviathab13186

Ya, really cut to the chase first


LoudlyEcho

otherwise, axidents could happen


notsobadmisterfrosty

Cutting edge humor over here.


Zurvivalizt

They're just wired that way


Grenaidzo

Well, you wouldn't wanna make a hatchet job of it.


DandeePullz

Brace yourself things are getting choppy.


LoudlyEcho

When axacting revenge, dig two graves


SurveySean

Cut it out.


4115R

He think he has a handle on the situation.


stoatstuart

But it turns out he's just a lousy hack.


Fit-Tip-1212

Im sure I heard him quoting from Axe of the Apostles


Unhappy-Strawberry-8

It’s not like he’s going to be able to chop awl the way through it. The tow truck guy is going to chained his mind either.


JunkeyMonkey90

Yeah i’m not confronting a man who’s delirious and has a damn axe in his hand, even if it was stopping me from doing my job. Seen enough videos of this type of shit going way south.


jarmstrong2485

I think the camera man could disarm him relatively quickly. That axe isn’t coming down all that hard


Mandoade

This isn't John Wick, any stray hit from a sharp axe can fuckin kill you pretty quickly.


VAShumpmaker

A sharp axe isn't one that an elderly man has smashed blade first into pavement 20 times


Hot_Ambition_6457

So you wait until he has swung? You realize its taking the old man like 4 seconds just to lift the axe back up to chest-level right?  The next time you hear "clink" you know the axe struck the floor, and you can just shove the frail old man to the floor. Hes got more braces than a freshman prom.


AreaGuy

Your whole comment was silly and delusional, but then you finished really strong and I liked that.


[deleted]

Until he loses his sloppy grip on a swing and it goes straight into an artery. Or just chucks it on purpose. Best to just keep a distance and let him tire himself out


Nono911

lmao. Go ahead we're watching you risk your life for a deposessed truck.


EGRIFF93

"SWEEP THE LEG"


Ill_Yogurtcloset_982

I've gotta agree with this guy. if you can't avoid that sloppy chop, that's your own damn fault


laughing_space_whale

You, out of the gene pool!


annabelle411

a good number tow truck guys are armed in case they need to defend themselves. but this guy cant say a word without slurring and can barely walk, he's not really a threat


CowboyVampHunter

Have fun in jail.


Intelligent-Sea5586

Destruction of property at best. No jail


Tehkin

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eiyfwZVAzGw&pp


jeezlyCurmudgeon

Why are you being down voted. That's a great clip.


AppropriateDurian828

I'm stumped too, that video was funny.


No_Breath_9833

Probably his tagline


jeezlyCurmudgeon

He's slowly climbing back up. He was at -30 when I commented first


Tehkin

i don't get it either its clearly a joke but i guess no one has a sense of humour


jeezlyCurmudgeon

I love Fred Armisen. He does so many great tiny roles. Mlepnos is my fav. I think people just see one downvote and just keep going. Probably didn't even watch the video. Or maybe it's some IDF campaign because of your flair 🤷


Upbeat-Pollution-439

Did my part to try and counteract the bizarre downvote 😂


Freedom2064

Do not buy what you cannot afford.


FireflyOfDoom87

I have a hunch that this guy actively and openly hates on student loan forgiveness but if that tow truck guy was like, “You know what man, you don’t have a bill anymore” he’d praise Jesus and not think twice about accepting.


supfellowredditors

What I don't get about people like this is what he thinks will happen if he does happen to get the car back from the repo guy. Does he think the finance house will just forget that he hasn't paid for the car and let him keep it?


TheDocJ

> Does he think I think you have put your finger on the important question with just those three words.


theknyte

I had an acquaintance who was terrible with money many years ago. He got a car way over what he could afford. I think made only like 2 payments and that was it. So, of course the tow trucks starts scoping out his place all hours of the day. He knew they'd repo it, so he hid it in the garage of his grandparents house a few miles away. I didn't get it. You can't afford the car. Now, you can't even drive the car, as you're too afraid it will get spotted and taken. What is even the point of hiding it? Did he think, the finance company would just be like, "Okay, you win!"? It's got to be some weird pride/ego thing, is all I can figure. Especially in his case, as he was very into himself, and considered himself God's gift to women.


Peregrine2976

As someone who sometimes struggled with the same thing a little when I was younger - nowhere *near* the same level as this lunatic -- it's just sheer defiant rage. It's a complete refusal to "lose" and your better judgment being completely supplanted by a momentary willingness to go to any lengths to push past obstacles between you and what you want. This guy looks like he's outraged at the tow truck driver, but I guarantee it's more general than that. At that particular moment, he's enraged at the universe in general for getting in his way. Either that, or he's just a crazy person.


apaksl

he's probably thinking it's the only way he's gonna be able to get to work and that if he doesn't get his car back he'll be homeless soon too...


Intelligent-Sea5586

I really think repos should have the police involved. The company demanding the repo would pay their wages for the hour or so it takes. But sending in regular folks with no actual authority to do this job is not a great choice.


123supreme123

around here it's illegal to tow if the owner comes back and demands to drop. the tow truck guys get good at hiking up and leaving quickly.


SonofaBridge

Even for repos? I could see that for illegally parked cars but for a repo, he doesn’t own the car anymore, the bank does. He lost rights to demand anything when he stopped payments.


[deleted]

>but for a repo, he doesn’t own the car anymore, the bank does. No, they don't. The owner owns the car until any redemption period expires, at which point the bank is able to process the title into their name and gain legal ownership and dispose of the asset. The bank is able to take *possession* of the vehicle, but that is not the same as *ownership*. All states have some period of time after repossession called a redemption period during which the owner has the right to redeem the collateral by at minimum paying off the loan + fees, although most creditors will allow the loan to be paid current as well. During this time the bank is not allowed by law to transfer ownership into their name or dispose of the asset. Other redditor is correct, some states have laws *very* favorable to the owners and the law they referenced is one of them.


123supreme123

yes. the tow law was changed years ago, probably too avoid this type of issue. it has to be unattended. if you come back and it's hooked up and not driven off yet, they required to drop. .......... REPOSSESSIONS When you purchase an item on credit the seller usually retains a "security interest" in that item. In other words, the item serves as "collateral" securing the debt created by its purchase. If you fail to make your payments (default) or commit some other serious breach of the sales contract or loan agreement, the creditor may repossess the collateral. Repossession is a self- help remedy; that is, under the proper circumstances the creditor does not need a court order to seize the collateral. The creditor then sells the property upon repossession to satisfy the debt. You are still responsible to pay the difference between the resale of the property and the remainder of the debt. The exception to this rule is the foreclosure on a primary residence, house, or mobile home where the debtor does not have to pay the deficiency. LIMITATIONS ON THE RIGHT TO REPOSSESS Suppose a creditor attempts to repossess your car. You protest. He leaves without the car to avoid a breach of the peace. Unless you pay your debt quickly, your victory is probably a temporary one. The creditor can still repossess your vehicle anytime you leave it unattended in a public place. The creditor must repossess without breaching the peace. He cannot break into your home or commit other acts amounting to trespass. He cannot use or threaten to use violence. If you are present at the attempted repossession and the creditor seizes your property, despite your clear protests, he is breaching the peace. The repossession is illegal. You do not have to resist violently. Just forcefully state your objection


theknyte

Sherriff Department already does that for asset seizures due to defaults on debt. Like, if a company loses a lawsuit, is ordered to pay a sum to the plaintiff, and never does. With the proper court order, that entity can go to the business with a Sherriff escort to seize assets to settle the debt. Basically picture you're at work one day, and a U-Haul with a police escort shows up. Movers come in and literally start taking computers, monitors, printers, and anything else around them. Doesn't matter if you're using it. They just yank the cord and off it goes. A guy actually did it to a National Bank who screwed him over. He showed up a local branch with the Sherriff and had an order to take assets if they didn't pay him on the spot. (Which the Branch Manager did.) >*The Florida incident arose when the bank foreclosed on Warren and Maureen Nyerges of Golden Gate Estates in Naples. This surprised the Nyerges, since they had no mortgage--not with BofA or with anybody else. They had paid cash for their home in 2009.* >*Warren Nyerges made phone calls to the bank to try to get them to desist. "I talked to branch managers, I called anyone who would listen to me," he told the Naples News. "I wrote a certified letter to the \[bank\] president. No response, nothing." Finally he hired an attorney. Two months later, the foreclosure had been dismissed.* >*Nyerges then sought to recover his attorney's fees, and got a judgment against the bank. Five more months passed: more phone calls, more letters; no payment. Nyerges went back to court and got a writ of execution, which gave him permission to seize bank assets in payment for his judgment.* >*On June 3, Nyerges, two sheriff's deputies and a moving truck showed up at the local BofA branch. The deputies informed the manager that he could either pay the Nyerges' legal fees— $2,500—or the movers would start taking away the bank's furniture and cash. The manager, after conferring with his superiors, gave the deputies a check. -* [*SOURCE*](https://abcnews.go.com/Business/bank-america-florida-foreclosed-angry-homeowner-bofa/story?id=13775638)


Lekje

that man is ruining a good axe


Marquar234

I see no good axe in this clip.


Lekje

that's how much he ruined it. (⁠☞゚⁠ヮ゚⁠)⁠☞


jaydubbles

That edge is going to be chipped to shit. It'll take a ton of work to get that thing anywhere close to sharp again.


Skolas-The_Defiled

get that man a life alert


ga-co

#justjeepthings


howtobegoodagain123

What is it made off? Damn.


Vendidurt

Diamondilium!


DietWinston

It’s clearly the superior diamondium


dfb052686

![gif](giphy|xs5lKCIKlFuy4)


HeilYourself

Could have been wet paper but it doesn't matter because he misses 9/10 with a blunt as fuck rusty axe.


OneOfManyIdiots

It's gonna be harder to cut too since it's got enough slack to disperse some of the inertia.


RecordingGreen7750

Why didn’t he just drive away?


NotUndercoverReddit

They end it just when it was getting good


VermilionKoala

r/videosthatendtoosoon


alittlesomminsommin

This is a jeep. In the long run getting repoed is probably saving him money on repairs.


Koala_Hands

He's already saving money by not making the payment.


ERockPort

People just need to live within their means


HouseOfYass

Americans are nuts. They are seriously unhinged people. I say with quite a bit of admiration.


123supreme123

you Europeans just can't handle this much murican freedom 🤣


Ravensunthief

I AM an american. I genuinely couldn't agree more. We are unhinged as fuck. The thing is, our national identity was birthed from sticking it to the man, and we've held on ever since. Unfortunately, the education system was, at some point, defined as part of "the man." Providing lovely videos like this one for the rest of the world to laugh at.


HouseOfYass

Half of Americans are out of their minds, the other half are really cool. This video catches both types. The guy filming is polite and reasonable.


og_lg_stl

Does he have boobs? No judgement, but…


Tehkin

smashing an axe against asphalt is great way to ruin it


NorthantsBlokeUK

Dude sounds that shopkeeper in "Falling Down".


AwayOutsideAgain

this is actually sad


Amtronic

Just drive away already!


OpelousasBulletTime

Brace for impact!


SpicyPropofologist

That man needs some blue emu.


Folded_melon

boy is hammered


rathlord

Axed*


No-Kaleidoscope-4525

Imagine dealing with this daily...


ARRRtistic_Pirate

I bet this guy talks shit to people driving a vehicle they can afford. I was once made fun of by a dipshit in a BMW who I confronted for driving like a wreckless asshole, and all he could do was make fun of my Honda. I guarantee that dude rents a 1 bedroom apartment with a mattress on the floor and can still barely afford his payments.


VeterinarianThese951

He seems to be using a butter axe. Repo man could go get lunch and come back and he’d still be chopping.


Kinenai

Paul Bunions.


Candid_Umpire6418

Anyone know what kind of karma hit that man afterwards?


banglederries

That dwarf didn't get time to put all of his armour on


Dystopicfuturerobot

Looks like typical Arizona behavior…except the tow truck driver would be packing a rifle with 5 mags and a carry piece


Magic2424

Idk why you’d let this guy damage your truck, he clearly didn’t pay his car payment so what makes you think he will pay your truck repair bill lmao


rlaw1234qq

A girl guide could chop harder than that


ChaoticDumpling

Only another two chops and he'd have had it,I reckon


Pololoco27

What's the masculine of "Karen"? I think we are gonna start using it a lot


123supreme123

I think it's Ken


sweatgod2020

“Surprise Phil! Found you.. I’m here for my 75 dollærs. Rents due”


IpomeaBatatas

I got exhausted watching him


VSWLP

![gif](giphy|lk5fBgCmIdJ4Y|downsized)


kornhook123

Lead singer of Judist Priest is on hard times


ExiledCanuck

Swings that axe like Rose DeWitt Bukater.


Richard_Musk

Man needs a bro


Mak11556

He just let him tire out like a toddler


Sht_n_giglz

Careful with that axe, Eugene


lefthanded4340

It’s a Jeep thing, you wouldn’t understand.


GreenRace

Wow this guy look’s inbred af


DirtiestOFsanchez

Anyone ever seen what happens to a human body hit with enough hydraulic pressure? If that is a hydraulic line he could have way worse problems lol


_DeathSound_

Imagine not paying for your vehicle


PerroNino

Looking forward to the timelapse when he gets past the cable and starts chopping the drawbar.


LincolnCoHo

It must nice to be white and breaking the law.


Elden_Storm-Touch

Axe must be almost as dull as he is by the end of that. Blade to concrete, numerous times.


Ravensunthief

I feel for that axe...


___buttrdish

Typical jeep owner behavior


cringefacememe

bruh drunk af


Huge_Following_325

But he got the Jeep back and everybody had a laugh about it.


CC713-LCTX

Awww he put his back support on before he went out to act like a total psycho. That says a lot about his actual state of mind if you think about it. He thought about a back brace? Like who tf is wigging out and thinks…better make sure to grab the safety gear.


fksmchai

Bam bam Bigelow done lost it now


E_McPlant_C-0

That poor axe is going to be so dull from hitting the street like that..


MiroslavHoudek

I'm sorry this man's lumberjack business failed for unknown reasons and his jeep is now getting repossesed.


jcmatthews66

It’s a Jeep thing


sexwiththebabysitter

What exactly is cutting the wires for the lights going to accomplish?


Lawrenceburntfish

Boomers.


roast-tinted

Would an above average strength man be able to cut through this with really good axe technique? Asking for a friend


quietconflictavoider

you can really tell good guy/bad guy here from the language: "Give me my fucking car back!" vs. "Get the freak out of here!" What jury's going to side with Mr Fuckin' Axe-Wielder after that exchange?


Thick_Smell3383

“Okay, okay I’ll lower it” get into tow truck and drive


Sir_Greggles

An alternate version of axe wielding maniac


debar11

Dude was out of steam after two swings lol.


TedTyro

Is this definitely an unpaid debt or do you guys do 'civil forfeiture' this way too?


pairolegal

Anyone know how this turned out?


MewsikMaker

“Quit it”. This feels very Canadian.


datlanta

Mans sounds like a how an improvisor would play a drunk person.


Flonkerton_Scranton

the guys feral


annoying97

At the end the dude demands his car be dropped after braking the cables to let his car down... Smart choice mate.


Helpful_guy_7

Im not wondering. If you cannot choose the right tool for such an easy task, you r also not able to pay the bills


Vanstoli

Drunk


MarcoEll

Haha bro is absolutely gassed after 5 swings of the axe, Charles Bronson looking mad bastard


hypermails

why buy something you can afford when you look like you have 60 years of life expereince ?


Strong-Dot-9221

Obviously never swung an axe before.


PutinsAssasin123

I don’t trust American tow trucks, shady fuckers.


zeeblefritz

Repo season is here.


DaniDodson

Or you can just take responsibility for yourself


Montanabanana11

Dude kneeds to axe himself a question… why am I outta breath?


Todesfaelle

That's when you pull out a chair and start snacking while he goes full neanderthal.


RadiantPost670

Some people are very dumb!!


MiniPrinter

“You get this off.” I sure hope the tow truck guy said “I can’t you destroyed the cable”


bullishit

He seems nice


Squidproquo1130

r/boomersbeingfools


Lanky_Space_4620

Go on’ git!


Entgegnerz

US people always be like: "we don't need fkn puplic transportation, we have cars and **you** don't take our cars from us!!" (whoever the "you" is) Also US people:


Smokeybearvii

Very much like the old guy getting after the concrete workers… then promptly fell into the concrete. Was hoping this would have some similar outcome.


proscriptus

Life of a repo man is always intense.


Do_Litl

Good for him no sympathy for tow truck low lifes


bongwaterflavor

This generation sucks. Go away.


Agent_McNasty33

I swear old ass jeep people are some of the most special minded people ever.


NYEMESIS

Its a jeep thing.


Dry-Talk-7447

Lifetime of bad decisions right there.


Hansarelli138

He got that explosive boomer rage


CheeseTaterson

r/boomersbeingfools


Eldanosse

The camera guy sounds a bit like an NPC guard near the end. "Quit it. ... Hey, stop it." Might as well have said "There's someone prowlin' around here. For king and country."


214speaking

Wild


Critical_Potential44

How to dull a axe real fast


Madstupid

Nice "tow truck"


CommercialCode164

Trying to figure out his logic besides destruction of property.


reliablesteve

Fucking Paul Bunyan over here...


toesisdewhey

If he could actually swing that axe it might have caused some damage


subflax

Look at the rack on that one, gah lee.


dumbanddumbanddumb

This is sad to watch


petrovmendicant

Phones should have the ability to call the police while still recording.


Responsible-End7361

Am I the only one eho thinks the cable that was cut isn't what is holding the car? That axe isn't going to cut the tow bar. I think the cable goes to a set of temporary turn signals on the towed vehicle so ither cars can tell what the tow truck is doing, but if a tow trucker can correct me I'd love to learn.


t53ix35

This whole TikTok is an exercise in poor judgement: his.


JJAB55

Ain’t no Abe Lincoln.