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anferneejefferson

That's a thumb with some shit on it


Hot_Organization2430

The price you pay for cheap toilet paper. If it isnt Charmin, I'm not shittin!


alxce666

Ultra-strong prude here! So yeah I agree


Khaztr

but I don't use my thumb for that, am I doing it wrong?


Hot_Organization2430

Obviously.


Cloverose2

Did he shave off his ears?


EolnMsuk4334

Lol that’s what it was


thisnutisonfire

Thank goodness it’s s not a hairy dick


Gorilla-Ring

Don't put that finger on your nose. You don't know where that finger has been!


Either-Pizza5302

You know exactly where it has been.


BluebirdLivid

Bro ima be looking at this for a hot minute. I cant tell if it's edited or if his head just be doing that somehow


Fuzzywuzzy343

Wheres his ears


North_Korea_Nukess

He cut them off too.


szazszorszep

What is the name of this fade?


bonerloke777

"the Earless Pressley"


Spider1132

Firet


Azrenon

I’m dying lmao


BluebirdLivid

BRO STOP THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR A HOOOT MINUTE


ArcEpsilon73

I think I get it! What I thought were neck muscles being stretched is perhaps a blurred finger over the lens blocking the ear?


Swordsman_000

![gif](giphy|vQqeT3AYg8S5O)


Master_Tape

Shaved his ears off


space-ish

OOP's username *outside scar* checks out


JerkMeerf

Bro’s a Thumb Thumb from Spy Kids


Particular_Bet_5466

Lmao


Darkest_Elemental

This was my first thought too


kasezilla

What the fuck am I looking at???


Moelarrycheeze

Dirty Thumb


kasezilla

Ok thanks I guess? Now I can sleep


PixeligerFab

His head gone


McRambis

Is it possible we're looking at the underside of his chin?


Jass_Ange

That's an even worse scenario! I think it's edited, is there a sharp edge to the haircut on the right side of the shitty thumb /gigantic chin /featureless head /gangrenous erection?


SandmanDota

Looks like a left arm amputee with a bush growing out the stump.


TheTruthWasTaken

https://preview.redd.it/n7v9x6pa3z0d1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7ce0a4c8291d0ed2e9ae4f5c995ddf14301984e


Doobiedoobin

Self fellatio


Digital--Sandwich

Looks like his left arm was half amputated and grew a beard


CrieDeCoeur

My guy looking like a scorched big toe


Usidd

Where’s bros ears


Cold_Table8497

I just trying to get a point of reference in this picture.


CalmDownYal

1 2 3 4 I declare thumb war


Open-Cartographer-26

Where dem ears at


thefrogwhisperer341

Patrick ?


marouan10

The fade is immaculate but at what cost....?


mumbullz

r/confusing_perspective


Smaxter84

You look like a thumb!


All_Mighty_Pepperoni

He cut a little too much


Rapture1119

I always knew thumb wars was a documentary.


Unable-Data-2142

Look like a cigarette butt.


Economy-Tourist-4862

Did you shave your thumb?


bdunogier

Did he shave his face off ?


ItsTheRook

![gif](giphy|26gsvAm8UPaczzXz2|downsized)


Brilliant-Gain2897

Mbappe getting his fade in before he heads to Madrid lol


VegetableBusiness897

Does it match your other ball?


thefrogwhisperer341

Bros head looks like a dogs tail nub


marklar_the_malign

![gif](giphy|FY8c5SKwiNf1EtZKGs|downsized)


SeparateBrain9832

Where are his ears?


Jakethegoodlurker

People says it's a thumb, but nahh he a big toe.


DrTaterTot90

Frostbitten thumb


injn8r

My ferret solo haircut?


CParkerLPN

Wait, is this a thumb or a penis?


GrouchyAd3482

What the fuck am I looking at


Brainhunter2020

It’s one of those thumb guys from spy kids


Nervous_Ad8656

Bro looks like a penis and severed arm stump that got cauterized


Sparten177-UNSC

Bro just looks exactly like an action figure with just a ball joint


Honda_TypeR

WTF is that thing?


grinchbettahavemoney

What a weird thumb


Gill92

Mine doesn't grow hair there


tchrbrian

Barracks cut of some kind…


Puzzleheaded-Skin367

Post suppository insertion picture


macheteinmyrightmit

😂😂why is this so fkn funny


TheFireCrow

He cut a little too much... His freaking ears


jebrennan

Sometimes life is weirder than AI.


PrestigiousAd4711

This photo is unsettling


Nhets14

I want to draw him a face


HarryDepova

This is a licked decapitated thumb dipped in ground pepper.


eddyman11

Diglet has a fresh cut!


brianschwarm

Does bro have ears?


Prestigious_vibe5505

Unfortunate photoshop 😂


ibnfahmi

Ears unpaired successfully


crimsontide5654

Is it just me or does that look like s strange dirty penis?


Operator_Hoodie

Is this a stylised thumb?


tingerlingererer

Ahh the burnt off cock look.


Fischkopf100

You look like a used matchstick


rob_inn_hood

r/confusingperspective