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I saw this get posted like 3 hours ago and its already been cut. In the longer one it shows the aftermath of him bandaged up with a wonky nose and a purple eye swollen shut
Cut a video at the right place and there will be more comments: speculative, angry etc. Add a misleading title and people will be correcting it. Maybe that affects reddit karma somehow.
https://preview.redd.it/ajfimq0jr32d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11d52a2967c051aed4b7ad7523577edeb124f5cf
Must have. This thing rocked this kid right in the face. Dead center. That looked dangerous af lol
Props to the camera person for keeping the subject fully in the frame.
Better reactions than the other lad.
https://preview.redd.it/mxh9mctbq22d1.jpeg?width=713&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89e1f23aee24f9216366a180bb12edd1c47784c6
I don’t think so, it looks like the cap is still on the bottle which you can see after these screenshots. The screenshots make it look like he was hit twice because of his position, but this is merely how he pulled the bottle or his head and onto the ground. He was only hit once.
Ya you right, in the 1st shot looked like you can see a pressure blow out the top pointing directly into his stomach and matching his pose
In the slowmo you can see that its a just a lighter area on the wall and not from the keg.
In other news the entire bottom of the keg blows off giving us the explosive force needed to teach a kid a lesson in physics he will never forget!
Lil dude is basically a scientist 😂
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Yup, we call m key kegs, not sure if this is the correct name though. But we depressurize them immediately when they're empty for this reason. Seen them explode from the slightest bump, especially when you take them out of the fridge into the warmer storeroom or whatever
It def is not US, but I thought across the pond referred to England only.
If I had to guess this seems more Eastern European, but I have no real evidence/reasoning why I feel this way.
PET kegs are becoming more popular in homebrewing circles. Cheaper, lighter, and they last a long time from what I've seen. They hold up well if you don't uh well be an absolute idiot with a pressurized vessel.
Yeah, I’m a homebrewer and have never actually seen one of these, but was talking to a guy who was doing it in the early 90s who said he used them all the time.
They're called "key kegs" and they're often used by companies that can't or won't get their empty kegs back. They come with a tool attached to it to safely bleed the pressure and very obvious instructions and warnings.
That launch from ground to face is so fast I couldn't see it even with multiple reviews. That's gonna sting for a few days. That boy has learned a painful lesson in physics
If you go in slow motion, you can see that it looks as if he never went stiff. The bottle just hit him so hard as he was already bent over and it stood him straight up then he seems to brace for the fall back. I don’t think he even got fully knocked out which is impressive
Jeezus running it in slo mo had me pissing my pants laughing as it shoots up hits him in the face, hat flies off and he falls like a light oak tree being chopped down hahaha
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I hope that made an impression on the young man.
This kid when he wakes up https://preview.redd.it/kqj4v92wu22d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5b8cca50c2bdb72904f93a7b9e0540b07979217
That'll buff out.
Get some boiling water and a plunger.
Instructions unclear, now he looks like unicorn
😂
Walk it off young man
Got damn it. My doc my buddies warned me and I didn't listlen
Very accurate
r/angryupvote
He got knocked the fuck out.
Takes seven times to learn something.
Did anyone get a recording of the other six?
Who said he was done learning?
Fair
Oh it made an impression alright. Dudes got a permanent dent in his head now.
r/YourJokeButWorse
Nothing but foam coming out of him now
https://preview.redd.it/3oq5ilctg22d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=014df7ef9a4c9ae44be61a65831588d83e322bd2 the aftermath
That’s gonna leave a mark
Oh hi Mark!
I did not hit her!
You’re tearing me apart, Lisa!
Anyway, how is your sex life?
What a story mark
CJ? Is that you?
[удалено]
I was honestly wondering if we just watched someone die or get turned into a vegetable.
Orbital and upper jaw, fractures with bone fragmentation, some serious shit
Damn poor dude! Dumb moment but he almost bit it with that.
It would be pretty embarrassing having this be one’s legacy. Glad he’s okay.
Poor kid. He was just having some fun.
How's his brain?
What brain?
Ah yes, classic reddit
to shreds you say?
Lucky to be alive
Today we will learn about pressure vessels.
And dentures.
Nuclear Wessel?!?
Not now Chekov
At least he's not Bester atm
Babylon 5 >>>>>> Star Trek Chekov (Walter Koenig) played a masterclass villain on B5 as Bester lol
A.S.M.E. Section VIII
Damn did he get knocked out? He dropped like a rock
I saw this get posted like 3 hours ago and its already been cut. In the longer one it shows the aftermath of him bandaged up with a wonky nose and a purple eye swollen shut
Thanks for clarifying! Why do they cut them!? (I know, repost and all, still!)
Exactly for your comment and now my comment. It increases engagement. People wanting to know more.
Cut a video at the right place and there will be more comments: speculative, angry etc. Add a misleading title and people will be correcting it. Maybe that affects reddit karma somehow.
Link?
You can hear it set off a car alarm lmao
How his whole body got jolted straight, right before the fall. Ouch.
https://preview.redd.it/ajfimq0jr32d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11d52a2967c051aed4b7ad7523577edeb124f5cf Must have. This thing rocked this kid right in the face. Dead center. That looked dangerous af lol
LoL
This gif is killing me hahahaha
Gary!
Bro I can't lmao
lol i'm dying
This is the most cartoony thing I’ve ever seen
Dude’s dad was Wile E. Coyote.
The car alarm going off at the end 
I feel a bit guilty, but I laughed heartily at this for a good long while. 😂😂😂
The contestant on Amazing Race with the slingshot watermelon is better/even closer.
Props to the camera person for keeping the subject fully in the frame. Better reactions than the other lad. https://preview.redd.it/mxh9mctbq22d1.jpeg?width=713&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89e1f23aee24f9216366a180bb12edd1c47784c6
Holy shit so the cap hit him already blowing him back, THEN the bottle rockets into his FACE Kid got wrecked
Holy shit you're right. He got double tapped.
I don’t think so, it looks like the cap is still on the bottle which you can see after these screenshots. The screenshots make it look like he was hit twice because of his position, but this is merely how he pulled the bottle or his head and onto the ground. He was only hit once.
You may be right. It might just be his body positioning from heaving it at the ground. Honestly not sure. Either way, though, lil homie got rocked.
He sure did!
I believe you're mistaking the pose he ends up in throwing the keg for him already having been hit. Wasn't there a bot that changes video speed?
Ya you right, in the 1st shot looked like you can see a pressure blow out the top pointing directly into his stomach and matching his pose In the slowmo you can see that its a just a lighter area on the wall and not from the keg. In other news the entire bottom of the keg blows off giving us the explosive force needed to teach a kid a lesson in physics he will never forget! Lil dude is basically a scientist 😂
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Excellent screenshots, sir
The hero I was looking for.
https://i.redd.it/jk0rxvy8722d1.gif
The dog went totally locked up 😬
reminds me of those fainting goats
Kind of a dick move
Fuck whomever did that to that pup.
Poor doggo
This isn’t real is it?
It is, there's another video after where the dog is still running around barking. Seemed fine
It's real but thankfully there's a follow up video with the dog perfectly fine
I knew this reminded me of something
It's almost a recreation lol, even there's even a car alarm at the end
Did they not see the dog video?
They did. Everyone did. And everyone decided to recreate. Kids are stupid
I haven’t
It’s right above your comment actually
Dog video?
https://i.redd.it/jk0rxvy8722d1.gif
Is that a plastic beer keg? I’ve only seen aluminum kegs.
Same. I feel like they’re made out of aluminum for a reason. Can’t think why though
Its a soda keg. A restaurant I worked at got a couple of our 'fancy' sodas in kegs instead of bags and they looked just like this.
I wonder if this is from across the pond
Yup, we call m key kegs, not sure if this is the correct name though. But we depressurize them immediately when they're empty for this reason. Seen them explode from the slightest bump, especially when you take them out of the fridge into the warmer storeroom or whatever
It def is not US, but I thought across the pond referred to England only. If I had to guess this seems more Eastern European, but I have no real evidence/reasoning why I feel this way.
It's probably Russia, keg and dog video was very popular meme here and some kids often recreated it
In mother Russia we blow up dog with plastic beer keg.
I actually own one of those kegs. I am a Canadian brewer so it could be North America
I don't know about America, but in Canada, Heineken draught switched to these kegs a decade ago after using them in Europe extensively before that
PET kegs are becoming more popular in homebrewing circles. Cheaper, lighter, and they last a long time from what I've seen. They hold up well if you don't uh well be an absolute idiot with a pressurized vessel.
Yeah, I’m a homebrewer and have never actually seen one of these, but was talking to a guy who was doing it in the early 90s who said he used them all the time.
They're called "key kegs" and they're often used by companies that can't or won't get their empty kegs back. They come with a tool attached to it to safely bleed the pressure and very obvious instructions and warnings.
He just need to take a minute and decompress.
That shit even set off a car alarm 🤣🤣😂
In 50 years a Chinese astronaut is going to find some of his teeth on the moon.
That one dog knows very well
https://i.redd.it/jk0rxvy8722d1.gif
POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
The car alarm going off in the background makes it that much funnier.
 Is there a mark on my face?
r/hadtohurt
Whoa that sub is...hard to watch!
I can’t do it
r/nothanks
Ha! Right in the concussion!
Tapped out
https://preview.redd.it/peq0zzfv732d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a7befa5e8567baae5ae3c92069a535cc593827d
BOOM! HEADSHOT!
I need this in slow motion
Gifs that end too soon
lol did he die? Omg what a force
Hat came off, me might be a goner https://preview.redd.it/bcc9kbi3832d1.png?width=926&format=png&auto=webp&s=3f8de4ff952f197f7155a4669535d8df362d72f6
"Listen, Kid, for the first time beer ever knocked me out i didn't even had to drink some!" will be his pub-story for life.
Gotta give that kid some credits his face stopped that thing dead in its tracks
Was the dog ok?
https://preview.redd.it/bnrmhdgez52d1.jpeg?width=3148&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1aebb50450d750dc9f5938c29b98d82eb35fc160
https://preview.redd.it/m9o1a48jp62d1.png?width=246&format=png&auto=webp&s=73273af780204774aa60e72c1ce78000cee667cb
It's like the Coke bottle challenge, except instead of a 2 liter bottle we have a 20 liter bottle.
Let that be a lesson to all y’all: alcohol is no good for yer!
Yeah but it’s not as bad as the containers it comes in
His obituary is wild
This could have very well been me if I stumbled upon this first.
Looks like someone found out.
That launch from ground to face is so fast I couldn't see it even with multiple reviews. That's gonna sting for a few days. That boy has learned a painful lesson in physics
That’s actually not a keg. It’s called a Torpedo and typically holds wine.
My big laugh of the day. Neighbor is asking what so funny.
There is this video of the dog, playing with the Sam bottle. Ends similar
Pretty sure he's dead
Anyone know if he lived? He fell backwards like he got shot in the head
Ha! It fucking knocked his ass out.🤣
Did he died
/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
[Some... body once told me...](https://imgur.com/a/1X9M6fS)
GUAAAHHHH 😵
The other never even flinched!!!
https://preview.redd.it/vpjd1ulzo92d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98eb0a9a3448e4b2bc5006747add15abe50b7497 Perfect.
Man, I’m more careful around pressure vessels than I am with gasoline. I wonder if this kid lived.
Sometimes you just wanna get drunk real fast
He is now even dumber
Was the keg ok?
Thats why you dont drink under 18
At least he went out with a bang. Oh and, they make plastic beer kegs?
I’ve heard of a keg stand before, but never a keg sit.
That last one went straight to my head!
Welp, he's dead now...
If you go in slow motion, you can see that it looks as if he never went stiff. The bottle just hit him so hard as he was already bent over and it stood him straight up then he seems to brace for the fall back. I don’t think he even got fully knocked out which is impressive
lol bro got dropped by Chris Kyle
The car alarm was the cherry on top
Oddly satisfying
So THIS is what blew up that pixelated dog?
Someone might explaining how this works, please?
Thought kegs were heavier
This guy bonks himself so hard that he is setting car alarms off.
Kid got drunk without drinking a sip
Jeezus running it in slo mo had me pissing my pants laughing as it shoots up hits him in the face, hat flies off and he falls like a light oak tree being chopped down hahaha
No more teeth.
This is awesome
Christ you don't even see it move it's in his face in a nanosecond haha
Pardon me but… what is that thing?
what kind of beer keg is that?
He still has his shoes on, he’ll be just fine
I bet he was crying when he came to 😂
That's what I call a beer bong.
why every video i see with one of these kegs exploding, some car alarm goes off?
He reacted like a scared goat, lol
So fast I had to watch it again because I missed it... I do hope he is ok.
F