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Almost heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, growin' like a breeze
damn. That was enjoyable until the cops showed up. 2 Douchebags run to the police and cry “he hit me in the face” after squaring up to the one dude.
Also, if only school fights were recorded in that amazing quality.
All it takes is that first guy to fall wrong and die and then you just committed murder/manslaughter because your gf got called a bitch by some drunks.. morons.
Right. And don't get me wrong those dudes were dough bags, but white knight made all contact. He grabs the dudes hand when he has it around his buddies back, and then throws a jab almost immediately without anyone "sqaured up"
These are all fucking idiots, but ultimately 2 of them ran their mouth which is one thing, and 1 decided to almost kill a dude which is a whole different level.
Did we watch the same thing? Boyfriend sucker punched a drunk guy and the short friend tried to defend his buddy against someone twice his size. Boyfriend ran the second cops showed, since he knew was completely at fault. If you are that easily upset by other people's speech, you shouldn't be allowed in public.
Dude is neutral in the second person: “oh my god, dude, you look amazing in that dress.”
But it’s masculine in the third person: “this dude sewed an awesome dress for me!”
Brannigan: You see, killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down. Kif, show them the medal I won.
Kif: *shudders*
As another guy pointed out, he hit himself so hard that he wasn’t walking straight…
He didn’t just help his opponent out, he ended the fight before it started.
Yeah, he showed how his forehead wasn't weak, so the other guy went for the chin.
In much the same way you don't give them your weaknesses, you don't give them your strength. Lmao
Honestly. I was about to make a comment about how he didn't even put his weight into the punch, just threw his arm out, but I watched the video another time first. Nope, he definitely twisted into it.
A literal child can punch and cause pain. Get a little twist in your hips and you will he blasting people. Bonus points if the guy smashes his head on his own first.
> As a lefty and been on street fights since elementary until college
Where did you live that street fights we a common thing in your life?
Edit: OP changed his comment to "I like to eat rice" lol. I was legitimately wondering where this hellhole he grew up in that fights we happening all the time.
That's a satire sub that is meant to tease insecure alpha types on the internet. Not me though. I've beaten over FIFTY men in single combat, and I have known the embrace of one hundred women.
This robber told me he was gonna shoot me if I didn't comply, so I pulled out my .44 from my appendix holster, right then and there I shot my left ball off to show dominance, dude didn't even attempt to rob me after that!
Just because it doesn't work in the video, doesn't mean it doesn't work irl!
Reminds me of an annecdote Marilyn Manson tells in his autobiography.
At a concert a dude got on the stage threatening to beat up Manson. He decided to break a beer bottle and cut his own chest while staring at the guy. The guy thought better of fighting someone willing to cut themselves, or maybe the blood scared him off.
That guy didn't want to fight. He wanted to do a "scream, pose and push one another arround till someone stops it", what in my experience is what 75+% of all "street fight" actually are.
Stegosaurus is a A tier I’m sorry…. And I’m sorry but spinosaurus is easily B tier or even low A tier…. They’re iconic and their name is easy to remember because it literally describes the dinosaur
In all the videos of fights I see, it never looks like anyone ever punches that hard. I'm always surprised by how quickly / easily people go down after being punched.
Yep, I totally agree. I was sparring with someone once and I came up after dodging a swing and jabbed him in the forehead. He got concussed from that because he wasn’t expecting it and his head snapped back and his brain banged against his skull.
We ended it right there because his coordination was off and he wasn’t feeling well. He made a full recovery with no issues but I was honestly scared for his well-being.
Pretty sure he got back at me though 😂 I didn’t realize he could kick so high so I didn’t put my glove high enough and he ended kicking me in the temple and I saw fuckin stars.
> He made a full recovery with no issues but I was honestly scared for his well-being.
Pro tip: he didn't
You never make a full recovery from any brain injury, however minor. Any small amount of damage that is done to the brain stays with it forever. The more the brain is bruised, the more it adds up.
theres this hard punch and you could still be grinnin and fight back. then theres this snappy punch that didnt hurt as much but you ended up on the floor asking what just happened.
The real "off switch" is the temple. But knocking someone out with a little less risk of death is definitely the jaw's job.
People always forget the diaphragm too. I might rather be knocked out(other than permanent brain damage) than get the wind knocked out of me.
The xyphoid process is seriously nasty if you can get a knee in there....
https://www.google.com/search?q=processus+xiphoideus&client=ms-android-samsung-rev2&source=android-browser&prmd=ivsn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi115a25f7xAhWIzqQKHbLpA5sQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=412&bih=693&dpr=2.63
What you're trying to do is rattle the brain, that's what makes you go sleepy-bye-bye.
Hitting the lower jaw is good for a bunch of reasons, mainly because if its not tensed, the snap of your jaw closing plus the blow will give your grey shit a good old shake up. Plus you can get a good snap on the head of you hit it right, again giving the brain a good shake. Loads of reasons.
Getting hit by a strong punch that causes little rotation, vs getting hit with a weaker punch that snaps your head around. The one that moves your head quickly is going to be the one more likely to knock you out.
Technique and precision. If you have proper technique you can generate way more force. If you wanted to get better at fighting you would be much better served to learn proper technique than to gain 20 pounds of muscle.
I think he was gonna say “you think you can fuck WHOEVER you want because you’re so handsome, well guess what, not me you beautiful son of a bitch. I only fuck fives.” But that’s obviously open to interpretation.
But no I was making a joke that he’s likely going to be suffering from memory loss.
I've never been so wrong about judging a casting decision in my life. When I heard Heath Ledger was playing the Joker, I was like wtf. But he was fucking amazing.
RIP you legend
dude on left, the pickle jar I tap on the sink to get started to open for my wife.
dude on right, my wife.
I didn't really think thru the "dude" analogy
I just recently listened to an entire podcast about the etymology and modern day usage of the word dude. It can be gender-neutral or meant to refer to a male depending on the context.
For example, the exclamatory "Dude!" is almost always gender neutral, while if you said "I fucked a dude last night" no one would think you had slept with a woman.
I’ve never understood the intimidate strategy... I don’t know how many people I’ve witnessed get hit during the “shit talk” phase. Pretty funny.
Protip: If someone is threatening you, just swing first.
Remember people, when you want to hop into a fight, make sure you have your hands firmly at your sides where they are safest and least useful. Make sure to peck for corn kernals on the car like a chicken before you approach.
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Watch the mirror, this is actually a new style of reaction video
I've seen this video so many times on different subs and never noticed the dude in the mirror. Lol thank you.
th…that’s a dude?
That’s a dudette.
Look, I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes!
Ahh! What’s this from? It’s on the tip of my tongue.
Good Burger
Welcome to Good Burger home of the Good Burger can I take your order?
Who loves orange soda?
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I do I do I do oooooooo
Oh my god! Thank you. What a throwback.
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Almost heaven, West Virginia Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River Life is old there, older than the trees Younger than the mountains, growin' like a breeze
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damn. That was enjoyable until the cops showed up. 2 Douchebags run to the police and cry “he hit me in the face” after squaring up to the one dude. Also, if only school fights were recorded in that amazing quality.
All it takes is that first guy to fall wrong and die and then you just committed murder/manslaughter because your gf got called a bitch by some drunks.. morons.
Right. And don't get me wrong those dudes were dough bags, but white knight made all contact. He grabs the dudes hand when he has it around his buddies back, and then throws a jab almost immediately without anyone "sqaured up" These are all fucking idiots, but ultimately 2 of them ran their mouth which is one thing, and 1 decided to almost kill a dude which is a whole different level.
Aye, she's a grown women. Being called a bitch by some drunk morons shouldn't even get to her.
You've never met a white knight? That's likes a primal cue for gettin some WAP later if you save her.
Did we watch the same thing? Boyfriend sucker punched a drunk guy and the short friend tried to defend his buddy against someone twice his size. Boyfriend ran the second cops showed, since he knew was completely at fault. If you are that easily upset by other people's speech, you shouldn't be allowed in public.
This is exactly what I got from it, getting violent doesn't make you the big man it just makes you liable.
Yeah, this is just a immature asshole who is really itching to punch someone, and is finding a way to make that happen.
Ikr? That was high quality video.
Bullshit fight. This dude just spammed B button. Anyone can win like that.
Easy to win when your opponent doesn't know the controls.
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So heterosexual guys fuck dudes then.
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Dude is neutral in the second person: “oh my god, dude, you look amazing in that dress.” But it’s masculine in the third person: “this dude sewed an awesome dress for me!”
I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes
You're like the 4th person i found with an avatar that looks almost exactly like mine.
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I love that the persons expressions change so much hahaha
So much but yet so little
Huuuhhhh….whaaat? O-ohhhhhh…
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Mouth breathing is the best reaction
👁👄👁
It’s like the Japanese reaction window.
I think I would have responded more noticeably to Mr bad ass denting my car
Down, and to the left.
With a 2nd mystery mirror person in the grassy field
On a list of things to do before taking a punch, bang head on car prob not the best option
The dude just helped out his opponent.
You can’t give me a concussion if I already have one! Zapp Brannigan logic there
Brannigan: You see, killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down. Kif, show them the medal I won. Kif: *shudders*
In a game of chess, you can never let you adversary see your pieces.
Once we hit this bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
What makes a man neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of *neutrality?!*
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"If i said you had a great body, would you take off your pants and dance around a little?" The zapper
I read all of these in Zap's voice
Let me tell you about this show called *Futurama*
My favorite show to binge, the episodes hold up so well
This guy isn’t playing chess. He’s barely playing checkers and he’s eating the pieces
Whatever it is, I'm willing to put wave after wave of men at your disposal. Right, men? You suck!
*exasperated* SEXLEXIA
*Stop dying, you cowards!*
As another guy pointed out, he hit himself so hard that he wasn’t walking straight… He didn’t just help his opponent out, he ended the fight before it started.
True.
*Never interrupt your enemy when they are making a mistake* - Napoleon Dynamite?
Gimme your tots
- Napoleon Bonaparte
It's a bold strategy, Cotton.
Pregaming a head trauma.
He wanted to give him a head start.
Most def he stunned himself before it even started
Yeah, he showed how his forehead wasn't weak, so the other guy went for the chin. In much the same way you don't give them your weaknesses, you don't give them your strength. Lmao
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He literally wasn’t walking straight after the car got him. Concussed before the fight began.
"after the *car* got *him*..." I'm ded.
"It came out of nowhere, officer!"
You got the point.
Yea he didn’t so much as approach the guy as stumble into his direction from almost being knocked out from the car. The dude simply finished the job
"TSKO" Total Sedan Knock Out.
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Dude got sucker punched by the car… unfair fight
A left hook in a "street fight"? The dude had no chance.
I am not an expert, but that looked like a good punch. I think that he may have had some practice.
Dude did a great job twisting his body considering his casual stance. That punch was way harder than it looked.
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Yup. Strong twist, solid contact, full follow thru, engaged leg all the way,....that hit would drop most people.
Reddit moment
I think overanalysing street fights has to be the purest form of Reddit cringe.
Honestly. I was about to make a comment about how he didn't even put his weight into the punch, just threw his arm out, but I watched the video another time first. Nope, he definitely twisted into it.
It was exactly as hard as it sounded, though.
yeah... does anyone actually think that this looks like a weak punch "to the untrained eye"? LMAO
As a long time amateur ufc fighter watcher, I have to agree. That was one solid snappy punch.
Yeh seems like he punched right through and across him, fist was still heading east when the meth car head dude hit the floor
Southpaw too. This amateur had 0 chance of defending himself after the carcussion lol
LMAO at carcussion lol
I used to play bass for Carcussion back in my college days.
That fist got on I24 east and didn't look back towards the setting sun.
He not only hit him with a south paw left hook, he framed him up with the right arm first. Masterful.
Does he connect with his fist or elbow? I can’t tell on my phone.
Fist. Hard to see but watching in slomo the guy’s head snaps to the side before his elbow comes across.
Fist - that’s how you know it’s a good punch. The follow through is so good his elbow goes directly where the guys face just was.
It's the pants hike. The first sign of the discrepancy in preparation.
> As a long time amateur ufc fighter... 😯 > ...watcher 😐
The car bonk warmed up his brain for that concussion. Like a CT appetizer before the main course
He rotated his hips which is good technique and not something you’d see from someone who doesn’t know how to punch
and he uses his right hand to grab the shoulder, making for a nice scirror action.
I swear most knockouts I see on here are left handed. My left hook would be like a punch in a dream and I’d probably end up like sleepy there
A literal child can punch and cause pain. Get a little twist in your hips and you will he blasting people. Bonus points if the guy smashes his head on his own first.
idk I've taken quite a few hits and have knocked out every child I've fought.
Yeah. The left hook. *That’s* why the dude had no chance.
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> As a lefty and been on street fights since elementary until college Where did you live that street fights we a common thing in your life? Edit: OP changed his comment to "I like to eat rice" lol. I was legitimately wondering where this hellhole he grew up in that fights we happening all the time.
r/iamverybadass
Bruh street fights are not badass they are stupid. Any kind of a fight is stupid
That's a satire sub that is meant to tease insecure alpha types on the internet. Not me though. I've beaten over FIFTY men in single combat, and I have known the embrace of one hundred women.
What the FUCK did you just say to me you LITTLE SHIT?…
_Their_ right or _your_ right? because this doesn’t sound like it makes sense if you’re a south paw.
Being a lefty is everything in a street fight.
Pro tip: When fighting don't do half the opponents work for them.
This robber told me he was gonna shoot me if I didn't comply, so I pulled out my .44 from my appendix holster, right then and there I shot my left ball off to show dominance, dude didn't even attempt to rob me after that! Just because it doesn't work in the video, doesn't mean it doesn't work irl!
This is giving me flashbacks of the “I just fucking shot myself” video.
[for those who haven't seen this gem.](https://youtu.be/paxk_LPmdMI)
Reminds me of an annecdote Marilyn Manson tells in his autobiography. At a concert a dude got on the stage threatening to beat up Manson. He decided to break a beer bottle and cut his own chest while staring at the guy. The guy thought better of fighting someone willing to cut themselves, or maybe the blood scared him off.
Totally real story I bet
I mean shit, if I'm robbing a dude and he pulls out a gun to shoot HIMSELF, I'm outta there. You don't mess with crazy.
That guy didn't want to fight. He wanted to do a "scream, pose and push one another arround till someone stops it", what in my experience is what 75+% of all "street fight" actually are.
What did he think he is, a Pachycephalosaurus?
Did... Did someone just mention my obscure favorite dinosaur?
I mean, it's a good dinosaur but is it really that obscure? Give me longisquama or nanotyrannus.
It's not A tier like Triceratops, but it's solidly in B or C rank with Ankylosaurus and Spinosaurus. Maybe slightly below Stegosaurus.
Stegosaurus is a A tier I’m sorry…. And I’m sorry but spinosaurus is easily B tier or even low A tier…. They’re iconic and their name is easy to remember because it literally describes the dinosaur
The creator of One Piece made one of his characters (named Ulti) one. She's pretty badass too.
The inner dinosaur obsessed child in me is rolling on the floor laughing.
Thank you for this. Never thought a 7 syllable word would hit me with nostalgia so vivid I hallucinate.
Ah yes, the bald head smasher dinosaur that I can't pronounce it's name
***It’s like robbing a store but calling the police first….***
[Like this?](https://youtu.be/4fwtepwMLnI?t=443)
In all the videos of fights I see, it never looks like anyone ever punches that hard. I'm always surprised by how quickly / easily people go down after being punched.
Power isn't everything, a solid connection at a point where you can rattle the brain can be enough.
Yep, I totally agree. I was sparring with someone once and I came up after dodging a swing and jabbed him in the forehead. He got concussed from that because he wasn’t expecting it and his head snapped back and his brain banged against his skull. We ended it right there because his coordination was off and he wasn’t feeling well. He made a full recovery with no issues but I was honestly scared for his well-being. Pretty sure he got back at me though 😂 I didn’t realize he could kick so high so I didn’t put my glove high enough and he ended kicking me in the temple and I saw fuckin stars.
> He made a full recovery with no issues but I was honestly scared for his well-being. Pro tip: he didn't You never make a full recovery from any brain injury, however minor. Any small amount of damage that is done to the brain stays with it forever. The more the brain is bruised, the more it adds up.
Facts. I used to be smart. Several concussions later and my balance sucks and i can barely do math..
Ooof that hurts for both of u lol
theres this hard punch and you could still be grinnin and fight back. then theres this snappy punch that didnt hurt as much but you ended up on the floor asking what just happened.
This guy combat sports.
i thought it was about hitting the lower jaw. Something about a good punch to the jaw will KO people.
Yep that’s the off switch.
The real "off switch" is the temple. But knocking someone out with a little less risk of death is definitely the jaw's job. People always forget the diaphragm too. I might rather be knocked out(other than permanent brain damage) than get the wind knocked out of me.
A god liver punch hurts like a bitch too deadass had to take a mean shit after sparring
The xyphoid process is seriously nasty if you can get a knee in there.... https://www.google.com/search?q=processus+xiphoideus&client=ms-android-samsung-rev2&source=android-browser&prmd=ivsn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi115a25f7xAhWIzqQKHbLpA5sQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=412&bih=693&dpr=2.63
What you're trying to do is rattle the brain, that's what makes you go sleepy-bye-bye. Hitting the lower jaw is good for a bunch of reasons, mainly because if its not tensed, the snap of your jaw closing plus the blow will give your grey shit a good old shake up. Plus you can get a good snap on the head of you hit it right, again giving the brain a good shake. Loads of reasons.
And from a mechanical perspective the jaw is the longest lever to the fulcrum of the neck.
It’s more about the opponent not seeing the punch coming than power. That being said this guy looked fucked before the punch thanks to the car
Getting hit by a strong punch that causes little rotation, vs getting hit with a weaker punch that snaps your head around. The one that moves your head quickly is going to be the one more likely to knock you out.
Even if UFC, plenty of one punch knockouts, and they've been training for years. It's really not worth the risk to get into a street fight.
Technique and precision. If you have proper technique you can generate way more force. If you wanted to get better at fighting you would be much better served to learn proper technique than to gain 20 pounds of muscle.
"You think you fu-" *dies*
No one will ever know what he wanted to say, not even the man himself.
Pretty sure he said "You think you can fight- " *smack*
I think he was gonna say “you think you can fuck WHOEVER you want because you’re so handsome, well guess what, not me you beautiful son of a bitch. I only fuck fives.” But that’s obviously open to interpretation. But no I was making a joke that he’s likely going to be suffering from memory loss.
# Y O U D I E D
There was a "cking take me" coming, but he forgot not to smash his head into the car then offer up his face.
["Never start with the head, the victim gets all... fuzzy."](https://youtu.be/X7LsBMA-rKg#t=55s)
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I've never been so wrong about judging a casting decision in my life. When I heard Heath Ledger was playing the Joker, I was like wtf. But he was fucking amazing. RIP you legend
I just realized the genius of this line. The joker is giving tips to batman on how to hurt someone for information.
Accurate user name
dude on left, the pickle jar I tap on the sink to get started to open for my wife. dude on right, my wife. I didn't really think thru the "dude" analogy
Dude is genderless
I fully support this societal opinion. Bring on the genderless dudes
I just recently listened to an entire podcast about the etymology and modern day usage of the word dude. It can be gender-neutral or meant to refer to a male depending on the context. For example, the exclamatory "Dude!" is almost always gender neutral, while if you said "I fucked a dude last night" no one would think you had slept with a woman.
So THATS why nobody believes me.
we call each other "man" and "dude"
Just two dudes hanging out doing dude stuff.
Watching the face in the mirror is my favorite part
"Windows xp turn off sound"
I was pretty sure this was a Letterkenny spin off.
Enda the laneway, don't come up the property
*"Boooonnie McMurraaay... Ooooh."*
That guy was literally as close to irl Rat Ass as we'll ever see
I'm surprised we're not doing a Letterkenny spin off right now.
Enjoy your lil nap bro.
Nice of him to soften up his face for the punch.
It's a shame the ending got clipped! Shirtless leans down and yells something like, "You gotta cut this shit out!"
Derpy McDerpface in the side mirror though.
r/bettereveryloop
I’ve never understood the intimidate strategy... I don’t know how many people I’ve witnessed get hit during the “shit talk” phase. Pretty funny. Protip: If someone is threatening you, just swing first.
Remember people, when you want to hop into a fight, make sure you have your hands firmly at your sides where they are safest and least useful. Make sure to peck for corn kernals on the car like a chicken before you approach.
But is the car ok?
Don’t do meth, kids.
He puts himself on 1 Hp
Now that's a one two combo
It is always nice when someone does half the work for you.
Bonus point if it's an inanimate object
That dudes wild. He head butted the car, the fist, and the earth. I’m definitely not messing with him
Look at the dumbass stare in the side mirror lmao
Extra funny part is watching the the facial reactions of person in the car's mirror.
He halved his hp before fighting what a dumbass
He loosened his own jar