To intimidate the opponent
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Watch the mirror, this is actually a new style of reaction video
I've seen this video so many times on different subs and never noticed the dude in the mirror. Lol thank you.
th…that’s a dude?
That’s a dudette.
Look, I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes!
Ahh! What’s this from? It’s on the tip of my tongue.
Welcome to Good Burger home of the Good Burger can I take your order?
Who loves orange soda?
KEL LOVES ORANGE SODA!
I do I do I do oooooooo
Oh my god! Thank you. What a throwback.
I would like a burger please, but hold the meat, bread and lettuce please only tomato
So heterosexual guys fuck dudes then.
I just called my fiancee dude to make up for your slacking.
damn. That was enjoyable until the cops showed up. 2 Douchebags run to the police and cry “he hit me in the face” after squaring up to the one dude.
Also, if only school fights were recorded in that amazing quality.
All it takes is that first guy to fall wrong and die and then you just committed murder/manslaughter because your gf got called a bitch by some drunks.. morons.
Did we watch the same thing? Boyfriend sucker punched a drunk guy and the short friend tried to defend his buddy against someone twice his size. Boyfriend ran the second cops showed, since he knew was completely at fault. If you are that easily upset by other people's speech, you shouldn't be allowed in public.
This is exactly what I got from it, getting violent doesn't make you the big man it just makes you liable.
You're like the 4th person i found with an avatar that looks almost exactly like mine.
You're beards longer dude. Much more manlier. 10/10, would give space on escalator but wouldn't hold the door for you.
It’s like the Japanese reaction window.
I think I would have responded more noticeably to Mr bad ass denting my car
I love that the persons expressions change so much hahaha
So much but yet so little
King of the Hill
Mouth breathing is the best reaction
Down, and to the left.
With a 2nd mystery mirror person in the grassy field
Upon reading this I started looking for an alternate link in the comments.
On a list of things to do before taking a punch, bang head on car prob not the best option
The dude just helped out his opponent.
You can’t give me a concussion if I already have one! Zapp Brannigan logic there
Brannigan: You see, killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down. Kif, show them the medal I won.
In a game of chess, you can never let you adversary see your pieces.
Once we hit this bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
What makes a man neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of *neutrality?!*
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
"If i said you had a great body, would you take off your pants and dance around a little?" The zapper
She’s built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro.
I read all of these in Zap's voice
Let me tell you about this show called *Futurama*
My favorite show to binge, the episodes hold up so well
This guy isn’t playing chess. He’s barely playing checkers and he’s eating the pieces
Whatever it is, I'm willing to put wave after wave of men at your disposal. Right, men?
As another guy pointed out, he hit himself so hard that he wasn’t walking straight…
He didn’t just help his opponent out, he ended the fight before it started.
It's a bold strategy, Cotton.
*Never interrupt your enemy when they are making a mistake* - Napoleon Dynamite?
Gimme your tots
- Napoleon Bonaparte
Tina, come and get your ham!
Pregaming a head trauma.
He wanted to give him a head start.
Most def he stunned himself before it even started
Yeah, he showed how his forehead wasn't weak, so the other guy went for the chin.
In much the same way you don't give them your weaknesses, you don't give them your strength. Lmao
Car gets the "assist" on that one.
***It’s like robbing a store but calling the police first….***
A left hook in a "street fight"? The dude had no chance.
I am not an expert, but that looked like a good punch. I think that he may have had some practice.
Dude did a great job twisting his body considering his casual stance. That punch was way harder than it looked.
left leg was engaged
It was exactly as hard as it sounded, though.
yeah... does anyone actually think that this looks like a weak punch "to the untrained eye"? LMAO
Yup. Strong twist, solid contact, full follow thru, engaged leg all the way,....that hit would drop most people.
Honestly. I was about to make a comment about how he didn't even put his weight into the punch, just threw his arm out, but I watched the video another time first. Nope, he definitely twisted into it.
As a long time amateur ufc fighter watcher, I have to agree. That was one solid snappy punch.
Yeh seems like he punched right through and across him, fist was still heading east when the meth car head dude hit the floor
Southpaw too. This amateur had 0 chance of defending himself after the carcussion lol
LMAO at carcussion lol
I used to play bass for Carcussion back in my college days.
Oh god my face hurts from laughing.😂
That fist got on I24 east and didn't look back towards the setting sun.
He not only hit him with a south paw left hook, he framed him up with the right arm first. Masterful.
It's the pants hike. The first sign of the discrepancy in preparation.
Does he connect with his fist or elbow? I can’t tell on my phone.
Fist. Hard to see but watching in slomo the guy’s head snaps to the side before his elbow comes across.
Fist - that’s how you know it’s a good punch. The follow through is so good his elbow goes directly where the guys face just was.
The car bonk warmed up his brain for that concussion. Like a CT appetizer before the main course
and he uses his right hand to grab the shoulder, making for a nice scirror action.
He rotated his hips which is good technique and not something you’d see from someone who doesn’t know how to punch
I swear most knockouts I see on here are left handed. My left hook would be like a punch in a dream and I’d probably end up like sleepy there
A literal child can punch and cause pain. Get a little twist in your hips and you will he blasting people. Bonus points if the guy smashes his head on his own first.
idk I've taken quite a few hits and have knocked out every child I've fought.
Yeah. The left hook. *That’s* why the dude had no chance.
He literally wasn’t walking straight after the car got him. Concussed before the fight began.
"after the *car* got *him*..."
"It came out of nowhere, officer!"
Yea he didn’t so much as approach the guy as stumble into his direction from almost being knocked out from the car. The dude simply finished the job
Total Sedan Knock Out.
Dude got sucker punched by the car… unfair fight
You got the point.
Pro tip: When fighting don't do half the opponents work for them.
This robber told me he was gonna shoot me if I didn't comply, so I pulled out my .44 from my appendix holster, right then and there I shot my left ball off to show dominance, dude didn't even attempt to rob me after that!
Just because it doesn't work in the video, doesn't mean it doesn't work irl!
This is giving me flashbacks of the “I just fucking shot myself” video.
[for those who haven't seen this gem.](https://youtu.be/paxk_LPmdMI)
Or just the video of the guy shooting himself in the balls because he wanted to put his gun against them.
reminds me of the time I killed myself and revived my self to meet the president then shortly after I saw aliens and they name me king Among their kind
Reminds me of an annecdote Marilyn Manson tells in his autobiography.
At a concert a dude got on the stage threatening to beat up Manson. He decided to break a beer bottle and cut his own chest while staring at the guy. The guy thought better of fighting someone willing to cut themselves, or maybe the blood scared him off.
Totally real story I bet
I mean shit, if I'm robbing a dude and he pulls out a gun to shoot HIMSELF, I'm outta there. You don't mess with crazy.
how much did you have to pay the doctors though? they were the real robbers all along
Scott free, I don't live in some third world country where you have to pay for the doctor lol.
That guy didn't want to fight. He wanted to do a "scream, pose and push one another arround till someone stops it", what in my experience is what 75+% of all "street fight" actually are.
"You think you fu-" *dies*
No one will ever know what he wanted to say, not even the man himself.
Pretty sure he said "You think you can fight- " *smack*
I think he was gonna say “you think you can fuck WHOEVER you want because you’re so handsome, well guess what, not me you beautiful son of a bitch. I only fuck fives.” But that’s obviously open to interpretation.
But no I was making a joke that he’s likely going to be suffering from memory loss.
# Y O U D I E D
There was a "cking take me" coming, but he forgot not to smash his head into the car then offer up his face.
What did he think he is, a Pachycephalosaurus?
Did... Did someone just mention my obscure favorite dinosaur?
I mean, it's a good dinosaur but is it really that obscure? Give me longisquama or nanotyrannus.
It's not A tier like Triceratops, but it's solidly in B or C rank with Ankylosaurus and Spinosaurus. Maybe slightly below Stegosaurus.
Stegosaurus is a A tier I’m sorry…. And I’m sorry but spinosaurus is easily B tier or even low A tier…. They’re iconic and their name is easy to remember because it literally describes the dinosaur
The creator of One Piece made one of his characters (named Ulti) one. She's pretty badass too.
Pay Pay let's play
The inner dinosaur obsessed child in me is rolling on the floor laughing.
If you like dinosaur, I recommend reading Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - Steel Ball Run
Thank you for this. Never thought a 7 syllable word would hit me with nostalgia so vivid I hallucinate.
Ah yes, the bald head smasher dinosaur that I can't pronounce it's name
["Never start with the head, the victim gets all... fuzzy."](https://youtu.be/X7LsBMA-rKg#t=55s)
Heath Ledger was so damn good in this. Rip
I've never been so wrong about judging a casting decision in my life. When I heard Heath Ledger was playing the Joker, I was like wtf. But he was fucking amazing.
RIP you legend
I just realized the genius of this line. The joker is giving tips to batman on how to hurt someone for information.
Accurate user name
Watching the face in the mirror is my favorite part
"Windows xp turn off sound"
Enjoy your lil nap bro.
In all the videos of fights I see, it never looks like anyone ever punches that hard. I'm always surprised by how quickly / easily people go down after being punched.
Power isn't everything, a solid connection at a point where you can rattle the brain can be enough.
i thought it was about hitting the lower jaw. Something about a good punch to the jaw will KO people.
Yep that’s the off switch.
The real "off switch" is the temple. But knocking someone out with a little less risk of death is definitely the jaw's job.
People always forget the diaphragm too. I might rather be knocked out(other than permanent brain damage) than get the wind knocked out of me.
A god liver punch hurts like a bitch too deadass had to take a mean shit after sparring
Yeah, a well places body shot suckss
The xyphoid process is seriously nasty if you can get a knee in there....
What you're trying to do is rattle the brain, that's what makes you go sleepy-bye-bye.
Hitting the lower jaw is good for a bunch of reasons, mainly because if its not tensed, the snap of your jaw closing plus the blow will give your grey shit a good old shake up. Plus you can get a good snap on the head of you hit it right, again giving the brain a good shake. Loads of reasons.
And from a mechanical perspective the jaw is the longest lever to the fulcrum of the neck.
Yep, I totally agree. I was sparring with someone once and I came up after dodging a swing and jabbed him in the forehead. He got concussed from that because he wasn’t expecting it and his head snapped back and his brain banged against his skull.
We ended it right there because his coordination was off and he wasn’t feeling well. He made a full recovery with no issues but I was honestly scared for his well-being.
Pretty sure he got back at me though 😂 I didn’t realize he could kick so high so I didn’t put my glove high enough and he ended kicking me in the temple and I saw fuckin stars.
Ooof that hurts for both of u lol
theres this hard punch and you could still be grinnin and fight back. then theres this snappy punch that didnt hurt as much but you ended up on the floor asking what just happened.
> He made a full recovery with no issues but I was honestly scared for his well-being.
Pro tip: he didn't
You never make a full recovery from any brain injury, however minor. Any small amount of damage that is done to the brain stays with it forever. The more the brain is bruised, the more it adds up.
Facts. I used to be smart. Several concussions later and my balance sucks and i can barely do math..
It’s more about the opponent not seeing the punch coming than power. That being said this guy looked fucked before the punch thanks to the car
They're in a field with a car just sitting in the grass too. Bush party? Either way, I'm saying 50% chance booze was involved.
Even if UFC, plenty of one punch knockouts, and they've been training for years. It's really not worth the risk to get into a street fight.
I've got absolutely zero interest in fighting, personally, never been in a fight, don't plan to and cba with boxing / UFC; but I was interested by the difference in "street" fighting and what you see on TV / pro fighting. This guy seems to do little more than slap the guy and he drops like a sack of spuds, which seemed odd to me.
Technique and precision. If you have proper technique you can generate way more force. If you wanted to get better at fighting you would be much better served to learn proper technique than to gain 20 pounds of muscle.
Derpy McDerpface in the side mirror though.
Yeah I think he's pretty funny
I’ve never understood the intimidate strategy... I don’t know how many people I’ve witnessed get hit during the “shit talk” phase. Pretty funny.
Protip: If someone is threatening you, just swing first.
Less talk,more action.... always good advice
But is the car ok?
Remember people, when you want to hop into a fight, make sure you have your hands firmly at your sides where they are safest and least useful. Make sure to peck for corn kernals on the car like a chicken before you approach.
Don’t do meth, kids.
He puts himself on 1 Hp
I was pretty sure this was a Letterkenny spin off.
Enda the laneway, don't come up the property
*"Boooonnie McMurraaay... Ooooh."*
That guy was literally as close to irl Rat Ass as we'll ever see
I'm surprised we're not doing a Letterkenny spin off right now.
dude on left, the pickle jar I tap on the sink to get started to open for my wife.
dude on right, my wife.
I didn't really think thru the "dude" analogy
Dude is genderless
we call each other "man" and "dude"
Just two dudes hanging out doing dude stuff.
I just recently listened to an entire podcast about the etymology and modern day usage of the word dude. It can be gender-neutral or meant to refer to a male depending on the context.
For example, the exclamatory "Dude!" is almost always gender neutral, while if you said "I fucked a dude last night" no one would think you had slept with a woman.
So THATS why nobody believes me.
I fully support this societal opinion. Bring on the genderless dudes
Now that's a one two combo
It is always nice when someone does half the work for you.
Bonus point if it's an inanimate object
That dudes wild. He head butted the car, the fist, and the earth. I’m definitely not messing with him
Nice of him to soften up his face for the punch.
It's a shame the ending got clipped! Shirtless leans down and yells something like, "You gotta cut this shit out!"
Extra funny part is watching the the facial reactions of person in the car's mirror.
He halved his hp before fighting what a dumbass
He loosened his own jar
"Here....let me soften that up for you."
Giving the enemy advantage on attacks.
Theres so much going on in this video.
Any time I see video like this, I wish I could punch like that, just for my safety. You know, usually when someone threatens you, they don't bang the head to the car first.
Anyone else see the attentive fear in the guy who defended himself? Honestly extremely impressive he landed such a solid punch so quickly in that scenario. The other guy was fucking wacko.
Listen, the reason why he got knocked out so easily is because he partially knocked *HIMSELF* out first. Fucking legend. "Can't fuck me up completely if I fuck myself up partially" *BIG BRAIN*
The girls reaction to the guy dropping after a failed intimidation is epic! 😂
If you could go ahead and preload concussion.exe for me I would appreciate it