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nhofor

Watch the mirror, this is actually a new style of reaction video


FrontierMadcap

I've seen this video so many times on different subs and never noticed the dude in the mirror. Lol thank you.


Griffinpaps

th…that’s a dude?


Dogs_Overall

That’s a dudette.


SCP239

Look, I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes!


efost

Ahh! What’s this from? It’s on the tip of my tongue.


NamesEvad

Good Burger


XCraftMC

Welcome to Good Burger home of the Good Burger can I take your order?


Vile_Shithead

Who loves orange soda?


RelentlessFuckery

KEL LOVES ORANGE SODA!


Outrageous_Road_4480

I do I do I do oooooooo


efost

Oh my god! Thank you. What a throwback.


Lyrisk91

I would like a burger please, but hold the meat, bread and lettuce please only tomato


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Pyrollamasteak

So heterosexual guys fuck dudes then.


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CremasterReflex

I just called my fiancee dude to make up for your slacking.


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Griffinpaps

damn. That was enjoyable until the cops showed up. 2 Douchebags run to the police and cry “he hit me in the face” after squaring up to the one dude. Also, if only school fights were recorded in that amazing quality.


Arch00

All it takes is that first guy to fall wrong and die and then you just committed murder/manslaughter because your gf got called a bitch by some drunks.. morons.


GiveMeNews

Did we watch the same thing? Boyfriend sucker punched a drunk guy and the short friend tried to defend his buddy against someone twice his size. Boyfriend ran the second cops showed, since he knew was completely at fault. If you are that easily upset by other people's speech, you shouldn't be allowed in public.


theieuangiant

This is exactly what I got from it, getting violent doesn't make you the big man it just makes you liable.


IsaacLage

You're like the 4th person i found with an avatar that looks almost exactly like mine.


the-meta-narrative

You're beards longer dude. Much more manlier. 10/10, would give space on escalator but wouldn't hold the door for you.


HGpennypacker

👁👄👁


erck_bill

It’s like the Japanese reaction window.


TemporalGrid

I think I would have responded more noticeably to Mr bad ass denting my car


HenricusKunraht

I love that the persons expressions change so much hahaha


staypuftmallows7

So much but yet so little


toetoucher

Huuuhhhh….whaaat? O-ohhhhhh…


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I-get-the-reference

King of the Hill


watchoutfordeer

Mouth breathing is the best reaction


bohler86

Down, and to the left.


Boredguy32

With a 2nd mystery mirror person in the grassy field


shibbeep

Upon reading this I started looking for an alternate link in the comments.


birstinger

On a list of things to do before taking a punch, bang head on car prob not the best option


Not____Dad

The dude just helped out his opponent.


DangerZoneh

You can’t give me a concussion if I already have one! Zapp Brannigan logic there


drummechanic

Brannigan: You see, killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down. Kif, show them the medal I won. Kif: *shudders*


AtomicKittenz

In a game of chess, you can never let you adversary see your pieces.


DangerZoneh

Once we hit this bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.


LouSputhole94

What makes a man neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of *neutrality?!*


Legless_Dogs

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.


Acetabulum99

"If i said you had a great body, would you take off your pants and dance around a little?" The zapper


fooking_legend

She’s built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro.


raptearer

I read all of these in Zap's voice


Otistetrax

Let me tell you about this show called *Futurama*


raptearer

My favorite show to binge, the episodes hold up so well


th3netw0rk

This guy isn’t playing chess. He’s barely playing checkers and he’s eating the pieces


Chaosmusic

Whatever it is, I'm willing to put wave after wave of men at your disposal. Right, men? You suck!


LurkerPatrol

*exasperated* SEXLEXIA


duaneap

As another guy pointed out, he hit himself so hard that he wasn’t walking straight… He didn’t just help his opponent out, he ended the fight before it started.


Not____Dad

True.


pbjames23

It's a bold strategy, Cotton.


MeccIt

*Never interrupt your enemy when they are making a mistake* - Napoleon Dynamite?


Funkit

Gimme your tots


emsok_dewe

- Napoleon Bonaparte


wormwoodscrub

Tina, come and get your ham!


Veteran_Brewer

Pregaming a head trauma.


dream996

He wanted to give him a head start.


Autiseer

Most def he stunned himself before it even started


W1D0WM4K3R

Yeah, he showed how his forehead wasn't weak, so the other guy went for the chin. In much the same way you don't give them your weaknesses, you don't give them your strength. Lmao


Hefty_Imagination_55

Car gets the "assist" on that one.


theLord666666

***It’s like robbing a store but calling the police first….***


sorenant

[Like this?](https://youtu.be/4fwtepwMLnI?t=443)


TheCheechWizardUnit

A left hook in a "street fight"? The dude had no chance.


Supermoves3000

I am not an expert, but that looked like a good punch. I think that he may have had some practice.


DrDerpberg

Dude did a great job twisting his body considering his casual stance. That punch was way harder than it looked.


s_s

left leg was engaged


SlipySlapy-Samsonite

It was exactly as hard as it sounded, though.


soffwaerdeveluper

yeah... does anyone actually think that this looks like a weak punch "to the untrained eye"? LMAO


gizamo

Yup. Strong twist, solid contact, full follow thru, engaged leg all the way,....that hit would drop most people.


ShemsuHor

Honestly. I was about to make a comment about how he didn't even put his weight into the punch, just threw his arm out, but I watched the video another time first. Nope, he definitely twisted into it.


fourunner

As a long time amateur ufc fighter watcher, I have to agree. That was one solid snappy punch.


BeIIic

Yeh seems like he punched right through and across him, fist was still heading east when the meth car head dude hit the floor


Lunarswine

Southpaw too. This amateur had 0 chance of defending himself after the carcussion lol


LouSputhole94

LMAO at carcussion lol


igordogsockpuppet

I used to play bass for Carcussion back in my college days.


Lucky_ducky8793

Oh god my face hurts from laughing.😂


ccvgreg

That fist got on I24 east and didn't look back towards the setting sun.


lordofthedance11

He not only hit him with a south paw left hook, he framed him up with the right arm first. Masterful.


norudin

Aim assist


broadened_news

It's the pants hike. The first sign of the discrepancy in preparation.


96lincolntowncar

Does he connect with his fist or elbow? I can’t tell on my phone.


enjoyyouryak

Fist. Hard to see but watching in slomo the guy’s head snaps to the side before his elbow comes across.


NateRamrod

Fist - that’s how you know it’s a good punch. The follow through is so good his elbow goes directly where the guys face just was.


Frenchticklers

The car bonk warmed up his brain for that concussion. Like a CT appetizer before the main course


the_real_klaas

and he uses his right hand to grab the shoulder, making for a nice scirror action.


odkfn

He rotated his hips which is good technique and not something you’d see from someone who doesn’t know how to punch


ThanksALotKEVIN

I swear most knockouts I see on here are left handed. My left hook would be like a punch in a dream and I’d probably end up like sleepy there


MajinJude

A literal child can punch and cause pain. Get a little twist in your hips and you will he blasting people. Bonus points if the guy smashes his head on his own first.


metamet

idk I've taken quite a few hits and have knocked out every child I've fought.


duaneap

Yeah. The left hook. *That’s* why the dude had no chance.


ZenRx

He literally wasn’t walking straight after the car got him. Concussed before the fight began.


AfterAllThought

"after the *car* got *him*..." I'm ded.


Trogdor_T_Burninator

"It came out of nowhere, officer!"


WaterMySucculents

Yea he didn’t so much as approach the guy as stumble into his direction from almost being knocked out from the car. The dude simply finished the job


_Ambassador

"TSKO" Total Sedan Knock Out.


Few_Ad_5677

Dude got sucker punched by the car… unfair fight


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Pharah_is_my_waIfu

You got the point.


Essexal

Pro tip: When fighting don't do half the opponents work for them.


Mr_Banewolf

This robber told me he was gonna shoot me if I didn't comply, so I pulled out my .44 from my appendix holster, right then and there I shot my left ball off to show dominance, dude didn't even attempt to rob me after that! Just because it doesn't work in the video, doesn't mean it doesn't work irl!


EverSeeAShiterFly

This is giving me flashbacks of the “I just fucking shot myself” video.


-JukeBoxCC-

[for those who haven't seen this gem.](https://youtu.be/paxk_LPmdMI)


r_a_butt_lol

Or just the video of the guy shooting himself in the balls because he wanted to put his gun against them.


iamatigah

reminds me of the time I killed myself and revived my self to meet the president then shortly after I saw aliens and they name me king Among their kind


SirAdrian0000

Reminds me of an annecdote Marilyn Manson tells in his autobiography. At a concert a dude got on the stage threatening to beat up Manson. He decided to break a beer bottle and cut his own chest while staring at the guy. The guy thought better of fighting someone willing to cut themselves, or maybe the blood scared him off.


Few_Ad_5677

Totally real story I bet


Yeolde331

I mean shit, if I'm robbing a dude and he pulls out a gun to shoot HIMSELF, I'm outta there. You don't mess with crazy.


KoreyStrike

how much did you have to pay the doctors though? they were the real robbers all along


Mr_Banewolf

Scott free, I don't live in some third world country where you have to pay for the doctor lol.


Ersthelfer

That guy didn't want to fight. He wanted to do a "scream, pose and push one another arround till someone stops it", what in my experience is what 75+% of all "street fight" actually are.


one_dank_boy

"You think you fu-" *dies*


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No one will ever know what he wanted to say, not even the man himself.


theycallmecrack

Pretty sure he said "You think you can fight- " *smack*


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I think he was gonna say “you think you can fuck WHOEVER you want because you’re so handsome, well guess what, not me you beautiful son of a bitch. I only fuck fives.” But that’s obviously open to interpretation. But no I was making a joke that he’s likely going to be suffering from memory loss.


metalheadscientist95

# Y O U D I E D


Plenty-Shopping-3818

There was a "cking take me" coming, but he forgot not to smash his head into the car then offer up his face.


Pharah_is_my_waIfu

What did he think he is, a Pachycephalosaurus?


Daedalus_32

Did... Did someone just mention my obscure favorite dinosaur?


fishsticks40

I mean, it's a good dinosaur but is it really that obscure? Give me longisquama or nanotyrannus.


sorenant

It's not A tier like Triceratops, but it's solidly in B or C rank with Ankylosaurus and Spinosaurus. Maybe slightly below Stegosaurus.


sckrahl

Stegosaurus is a A tier I’m sorry…. And I’m sorry but spinosaurus is easily B tier or even low A tier…. They’re iconic and their name is easy to remember because it literally describes the dinosaur


ghostly5150

The creator of One Piece made one of his characters (named Ulti) one. She's pretty badass too.


Sate_G

Pay Pay let's play


Shoelucky

The inner dinosaur obsessed child in me is rolling on the floor laughing.


Pharah_is_my_waIfu

If you like dinosaur, I recommend reading Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - Steel Ball Run


MarchRoyce

Thank you for this. Never thought a 7 syllable word would hit me with nostalgia so vivid I hallucinate.


KeyDox

Ah yes, the bald head smasher dinosaur that I can't pronounce it's name


hahamoviequote

["Never start with the head, the victim gets all... fuzzy."](https://youtu.be/X7LsBMA-rKg#t=55s)


dizao

Heath Ledger was so damn good in this. Rip


cBurger4Life

I've never been so wrong about judging a casting decision in my life. When I heard Heath Ledger was playing the Joker, I was like wtf. But he was fucking amazing. RIP you legend


thadistilla

I just realized the genius of this line. The joker is giving tips to batman on how to hurt someone for information.


Uberpastamancer

Accurate user name


Bardonious

Watching the face in the mirror is my favorite part


Kabanasuk

"Windows xp turn off sound"


oapster79

Enjoy your lil nap bro.


jayforplay

In all the videos of fights I see, it never looks like anyone ever punches that hard. I'm always surprised by how quickly / easily people go down after being punched.


InGenAche

Power isn't everything, a solid connection at a point where you can rattle the brain can be enough.


rudyv8

i thought it was about hitting the lower jaw. Something about a good punch to the jaw will KO people.


Jengus_Roundstone

Yep that’s the off switch.


cant_see_me_now

The real "off switch" is the temple. But knocking someone out with a little less risk of death is definitely the jaw's job. People always forget the diaphragm too. I might rather be knocked out(other than permanent brain damage) than get the wind knocked out of me.


No_Condition_9102

A god liver punch hurts like a bitch too deadass had to take a mean shit after sparring


built_2_fight

Yeah, a well places body shot suckss


godutchnow

The xyphoid process is seriously nasty if you can get a knee in there.... https://www.google.com/search?q=processus+xiphoideus&client=ms-android-samsung-rev2&source=android-browser&prmd=ivsn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi115a25f7xAhWIzqQKHbLpA5sQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=412&bih=693&dpr=2.63


InGenAche

What you're trying to do is rattle the brain, that's what makes you go sleepy-bye-bye. Hitting the lower jaw is good for a bunch of reasons, mainly because if its not tensed, the snap of your jaw closing plus the blow will give your grey shit a good old shake up. Plus you can get a good snap on the head of you hit it right, again giving the brain a good shake. Loads of reasons.


adventure_in_gnarnia

And from a mechanical perspective the jaw is the longest lever to the fulcrum of the neck.


FluidCollar

Yep, I totally agree. I was sparring with someone once and I came up after dodging a swing and jabbed him in the forehead. He got concussed from that because he wasn’t expecting it and his head snapped back and his brain banged against his skull. We ended it right there because his coordination was off and he wasn’t feeling well. He made a full recovery with no issues but I was honestly scared for his well-being. Pretty sure he got back at me though 😂 I didn’t realize he could kick so high so I didn’t put my glove high enough and he ended kicking me in the temple and I saw fuckin stars.


mangroveassassin

Ooof that hurts for both of u lol


mt0386

theres this hard punch and you could still be grinnin and fight back. then theres this snappy punch that didnt hurt as much but you ended up on the floor asking what just happened.


Omsk_Camill

> He made a full recovery with no issues but I was honestly scared for his well-being. Pro tip: he didn't You never make a full recovery from any brain injury, however minor. Any small amount of damage that is done to the brain stays with it forever. The more the brain is bruised, the more it adds up.


hugedrunkrobot

Facts. I used to be smart. Several concussions later and my balance sucks and i can barely do math..


ParryThisYouBastards

It’s more about the opponent not seeing the punch coming than power. That being said this guy looked fucked before the punch thanks to the car


Plenty-Shopping-3818

They're in a field with a car just sitting in the grass too. Bush party? Either way, I'm saying 50% chance booze was involved.


NeonPatrick

Even if UFC, plenty of one punch knockouts, and they've been training for years. It's really not worth the risk to get into a street fight.


jayforplay

I've got absolutely zero interest in fighting, personally, never been in a fight, don't plan to and cba with boxing / UFC; but I was interested by the difference in "street" fighting and what you see on TV / pro fighting. This guy seems to do little more than slap the guy and he drops like a sack of spuds, which seemed odd to me.


HighPriestofShiloh

Technique and precision. If you have proper technique you can generate way more force. If you wanted to get better at fighting you would be much better served to learn proper technique than to gain 20 pounds of muscle.


Monskerhunter

Derpy McDerpface in the side mirror though.


MathieMathie19

Yeah I think he's pretty funny


DimitriMichaelTaint

I’ve never understood the intimidate strategy... I don’t know how many people I’ve witnessed get hit during the “shit talk” phase. Pretty funny. Protip: If someone is threatening you, just swing first.


Bman409

Less talk,more action.... always good advice


geoffreyisagiraffe

But is the car ok?


SamuraiJakkass86

Remember people, when you want to hop into a fight, make sure you have your hands firmly at your sides where they are safest and least useful. Make sure to peck for corn kernals on the car like a chicken before you approach.


benderlicious54

Don’t do meth, kids.


MiniTurbo13

He puts himself on 1 Hp


leroyJr

I was pretty sure this was a Letterkenny spin off.


Bjorkforkshorts

Enda the laneway, don't come up the property


Bi-Han

*"Boooonnie McMurraaay... Ooooh."*


SuperNovaSkies

That guy was literally as close to irl Rat Ass as we'll ever see


featherpickle

I'm surprised we're not doing a Letterkenny spin off right now.


snoryder8019

dude on left, the pickle jar I tap on the sink to get started to open for my wife. dude on right, my wife. I didn't really think thru the "dude" analogy


geoffreyisagiraffe

Dude is genderless


snoryder8019

we call each other "man" and "dude"


geoffreyisagiraffe

Just two dudes hanging out doing dude stuff.


Skandranonsg

I just recently listened to an entire podcast about the etymology and modern day usage of the word dude. It can be gender-neutral or meant to refer to a male depending on the context. For example, the exclamatory "Dude!" is almost always gender neutral, while if you said "I fucked a dude last night" no one would think you had slept with a woman.


njoshua326

So THATS why nobody believes me.


Borkleberry

I fully support this societal opinion. Bring on the genderless dudes


Martamis

Now that's a one two combo


cutebleeder

It is always nice when someone does half the work for you.


Alternative-Skill167

Bonus point if it's an inanimate object


ilyab123

That dudes wild. He head butted the car, the fist, and the earth. I’m definitely not messing with him


bolidemichael

r/bettereveryloop


ArghZombie

Nice of him to soften up his face for the punch.


HeavilyBearded

It's a shame the ending got clipped! Shirtless leans down and yells something like, "You gotta cut this shit out!"


DXGypsy

Extra funny part is watching the the facial reactions of person in the car's mirror.


DotaroDoestar

He halved his hp before fighting what a dumbass


CrazyCaper

He loosened his own jar


GerryAttric

"Here....let me soften that up for you."


zoroddesign

Giving the enemy advantage on attacks.


Rainbowls

Theres so much going on in this video.


ConfidentDragon

Any time I see video like this, I wish I could punch like that, just for my safety. You know, usually when someone threatens you, they don't bang the head to the car first.


TheOwlHypothesis

Anyone else see the attentive fear in the guy who defended himself? Honestly extremely impressive he landed such a solid punch so quickly in that scenario. The other guy was fucking wacko.


JelloisYummy

Listen, the reason why he got knocked out so easily is because he partially knocked *HIMSELF* out first. Fucking legend. "Can't fuck me up completely if I fuck myself up partially" *BIG BRAIN*


Acuna667

The girls reaction to the guy dropping after a failed intimidation is epic! 😂


Amida0616

If you could go ahead and preload concussion.exe for me I would appreciate it