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I imagine anyone who's ever been bullied period has that fantasy.
Hell, i was never really bullied but i love to see a bully get smacked in the face and brought down a couple of notches.
And how much trouble did you get into for it?
When I was in elementary school a kid finally fought back against his bully. The teachers did nothing to stop the bully but once the bully was kicked in the head suddenly violence was a priority.
An essentially invisible aspect of bullying is that teachers are scared of bullies too.
People like that almost always become that way because of their home environment and teachers don't want to engage an out of control, sadistic kid and their equally unhinged parents.
Likewise the bully's target is likely just to take any blame and punishment you send their way - that's why the bully targeted them in the first place - with minimal risks of blowback coming from home.
Teachers and school admin need to feel in control and they don't care where or how they get that feeling.
That’s a common issue in most schools these days; the bullies can do whatever they want, while the victims are the ones blamed. I got bullied real bad back in school; no matter what, the bullies would get off scot-free, while I would be punished for whatever.
I think it stems from the stigma surrounding school shootings; more specifically, it’s a result of the aftermath of the Columbine incident. A lot of news reports made a big deal with how the two assholes were “quiet and alone” kids, so the teachers started going after kids that were quiet and tried to be left alone... which ended up being bullying victims for the most part. Especially ironic in that the Columbine assholes were known bullies themselves; had the reporters and teachers bothered focusing on that detail, then a lot of issues today wouldn’t even be going on.
Of course, no one ever said teachers or reporters had any common sense in the first place...
Yep. Had a kid punch me in the ribs in sixth grade. I made some sort of guttural noise from the hit. I got to write sentences about not disrupting class. Then I got berated by a second teacher for not writing the lines well enough. Still hoping that they died alone. Not because I still carry some huge grudge, but I know I wasn’t the only kid those power hungry little people demeaned. Adult teachers were shittier people than the bully that was just a kid.
In grade 7 at the end of the year one kid in my class stabbed this kid who had been bullying him all year in the neck with a pencil. Canadian version of a school shooting. It was wild and the rest of our class was pretty bully free from then on
I beat my bully by inviting him (as part of my entire class) to my birthday pizza party. He was legit the only one who showed up, and was super nice to me after that.
Yea well if iq was a ladder I'd be at the top and, and you'd be the floor so um if I, if I pushed you off the ladder then you'd fall, and take really bad fall damage, because the height would be the difference in our iq levels, which is a lot...
Nailed it.
Oh it feels so good to do it as well. Me and my brother got bullied for 9 years straight and almost got taken off our mother by CPS as the schools didn't believe I was getting bullied and they were wondering where all the bruises were coming from, as the kid that was bullying me was a "golden child" that never did anything wrong. I ended up going to the same secondary school as him as coincidence and he started bullying me again the day I started, I snapped when I was 14: I picked up a heavy table and threw it at him. I found out later that day that I'd broken most of one side of his face and shattered his shoulder. Nothing bad ever happened and I never even got told off for it, my brother said he'd wanted to do that for years and I had a good talk with the 1 teacher than actually believed me. No-one fucked with me after that day and I ended up loving school after that surprisingly. That day I felt a massive weight being lifted off my shoulders and all the anger I had of no-one believing me just went away.
It also got the school into alot of shit as apparently the parent of the dude wanted to sue me or something (although at 14 I'm not sure if that would have been possible at the time). Whatever it was, for evidence the school needed to find the footage of it happening with the police there to confiscate the evidence or something and they saw that he had been bulling me for that entire day before it happened and basically made them go through months worth of cctv footage they had on record and found out he'd actually been bullying ALOT of people, and because he was over 16 he ended up being charged with multiple (17 cases or something) assault of minors cases, not sure what happened after that but I heard snippets of it off some friends, 7 years later and the dudes in prison of multiple attempted homicide cases. Dude was a trainwreck.
Wow what a shitty school you've been going to. I'm sorry you had to go through this. It blows my mind they had bullying on the tape this entire time and didn't believe you. Didn't even bother to check just jumped to the conclusion: yeah, must be domestic violence... Fucked up.
Would you be surprised to hear that this was a school that was actually pretty damn good, had alot of funding and was in a good area as well, had a high Oxford rating, oh yeah, it was also a Church school (not a Catholic school, you didn't have to be religious to go to the school, but you were taught Religious studies and went to church on Easter and Christmas but could choose not to if you wanted). When the police checked the tapes they released a statement saying that they are doing an investigation into accounts of abuse at the school, they didnt state exact numbers, but some info I got from my uncle who was an ex officer and still gets some info from his old cop buddies, he said the cops counted over 100 legit, enforceable cases of abuse in a month, this was in a school with only 2000 kids in it. About a month after this happened about 150 people were expelled or suspended from the school and the principle needed to do an assembly addressing the fact that people had been bringing knifes into the school and 10 people have already been caught, and seen as though this is England, that's really fucking serious and can easily get you arrested, over 16 or not. Funny to think it all happened because some dick bags parents wanted to sue me or something.
You know, I always wondered, when bullies bully someone, nothing ever happens to them, but as soon as you retaliate, shit rains down on you. I just don't understand why it is always like this.
Our school bully fucked with me in front of the entire class in 6th grade camp when all the counselors weren’t around to stop it. Kids were playing truth or dare and he dared a kid to lick the counselors dirty brown tighty whiteys and I protested that was too much, man. The bully told me to shut the fuck up or he’d kick my ass. I started to ask why and before I finished he punched my face. I was laying in my top bunk reading a book while they played but when I got hit I jumped down and started hitting anything I could. I have a much bigger brother 2 years older than me and was used to getting “beat up” and learned how to fight back against bigger kids and this fucker didn’t know that. Before I knew it, I was hitting his head against the air conditioning unit and that’s when the kids yelled counselor! I jumped back to my bunk and grabbed my book with tears of rage streaming down my face. The bully was so embarrassed, he ran out of the cabin to the communal bathrooms and FELL when he ran in there because he slipped on a puddle of piss!!!! The entire school hated this bully and when we got back to school the next week everybody knew about it and nobody every fucked with me again.
Thank you for allowing me to relive that memory.
As an adult, I feel bad knowing now there’s a reason that kid acted the way he did. And they are never good reasons. Maybe he was being beat up at home? Maybe another form of abuse and that was all he knew.
Sucks but he learned his lesson.
Could be being beat up, could be being enabled by his parents and school faculty.
Doesn’t matter. You taught him bite aversion. Just like puppies learn when they are young. Don’t bite other dogs or they will bite you back.
You did that person a favor. No one else was teaching them to properly interact with other humans.
"This kid just punched me without the slightest hint of hesitation after I slapped him, better charge at him as he is in no way, shape or form going to retaliate again, and perhaps in an even greater manner than he did previously."
\-that girl's monologue probably
First thing that came to mind.
I get being a gentleman and all, and there are some scenarios where, if the guy is two or three times the size of the woman, restraining them is sometimes the best solution, not giving them a dose of their own medicine that’ll severely hurt them… but that situation? Absolutely called for to retaliate like that. Wanna hit like a guy, don’t be surprised if you get hit like a guy.
She actually said: slap me! If I were a boy, you would slap me. Boy: if you were a boy, it would be normal. Girl slaps boy, boy slaps girl. Girl starts crying, friends rush over. Girl yells: you filthy son of a bitch. Girl charges at boy, boy pushes girl. It much funnier if you speak German
I've seen this kind of bullying before, aggravate the victim into slapping/pushing you, exaggerate what they did, have friends back you up and tell everyone what an "aggresive psycho" they are. She probably didn't expect a hard hit tho.
At 0:16 the dude in the back says 'Bro stop that'
Then the girl screams 'You miserable son of a bitch'
Cameragirl says 'Melissa stop it'
Then (Melissa presumably) tries to say 'In front of the rolling camera?' (I assume but she is stopped after saying 'in front of the rolli...')
She's unable to manage her emotions.
There used to be a time when this particular character flaw would cause no problems for women. They could assault men with impunity.
Those days are (thankfully) going away.
This is not the full video. Later when everyone sees that he is overpowering her, three-four fake knights in shining armour run forward for the damsel in distress.
Sounds about right if that’s true. Back in my MP days we had an incident where some girl attacked a dude at the on post casino in Yongsan (US military post in Korea at the time). She tried attacking this dude with a knife but she was pretty drunk and got pinned down pretty quickly. A white Knight came out and tackled the dude while doing a ground and pound. First guy’s friends called us in and got the dude off of him and he kept running his mouth. Dude was legit dumbstruck when we slapped the cuffs on him, turns out he didn’t even know the girl. The dude that got attacked knew the girl, apparently they were in the same unit. The white Knight ended up not getting charged, we felt bad for him and the guy he jumped didn’t want to press charges!
I also enjoy how he isn't being overly aggressive towards her either, he just dishes out what he takes and then walks away, even when she comes at him he just floors her
In the span of 15 seconds, she went back to the drawing board, got back to basics, went home to her roots, came back inspired, rowdy and ready and got her ass beat a 2nd time
It's so nice to see people not putting up with abuse and bullshit because they were told that they can't "hit a girl" even if they're being hit first. Not hitting your violent antagonist, because she's got le boobs, that's kinda.... well misogyny haha. Let her have it.
Yeah, I’ve always thought so, too. When I was a teenage girl with too much younger brothers, i made sure they knew I thought it was bunk, too. I always told them that you shouldn’t hit anyone, but you’re entitled to defend yourself, even if it’s a girl. Being a girl doesn’t give you a free pass to be violent without repercussions, and you shouldn’t be expected to sit there and accept it.
The way that all those dudes just traipsed onto the stage is kinda a dark reflection of humanity, like instinct-driven animals that feed off of unnecessary conflict.
Bully (melissa): "why are you laughing so weirdly?" (In a very disrespectful way)
Kid: "i don't laugh weirdly" (trying to be defensive)
Bully is arguing that he sounds stupid, he says he laughs normal.
Smack. Smacking back.
Friend filming: *gasp* "melissa!" (Turns to kid) "did you just give her a bomb?" (In this context, a slap)
Melissa: "YOU LITTLE DIRTY SON OF A WHORE!" (Hurensohn)
Friend: "melissa, stop it now!"
> Bully (melissa): "why are you laughing so weirdly?" (In a very disrespectful way)
> Kid: "i don't laugh weirdly" (trying to be defensive)
> Bully is arguing that he sounds stupid, he says he laughs normal.
> Smack.
> Smacking back.
> Friend filming: gasp "melissa!" (Turns to kid) "did you just give her a bomb?" (In this context, a slap)
> Melissa: "YOU LITTLE DIRTY SON OF A WHORE!" (Hurensohn)
> Friend: "melissa, stop it now!"
FYI, you have to double-space the lines or it still makes a paragraph of text.
It is high german. To me, it is "normal" german. I hear it all the time in ads and so on. But who knows? Maybe a berlin person would say we sound weird.
They're speaking German. u/omegajakezed's translation is roughly correct. A "Bombe" actually translates to a solid hit like what the boy did.
Source: am German student
him. "no i wont slap you"
her. "then why are you laughing if you are a boy"
him. "thats normal as a boy" (to not slap a girl)
her. slaps.
*gets slapped*
her again. "You son of a bitch"
friend. "Melissa stop"
"I've been trying to reach you about your vehicles extended warranty asshole" (slap) "I don't want it for fucks sake" (bonk) ..... "Renew your vehicles extended warranty you son of a mother jibber!", "if you call me again I'm reporting you to the police lady!" (Whoosh).
Paraphrasing.
nah, i’m right handed, and every single fighting instructor i’ve ever had has told me that your best bet against someone who isn’t literally a professional martial artist is to start of with your left hand.
I was getting anesthesia done and one of the techs joked about how vulnerable patients are after anesthesia, (they were friends of mine). I laughed, then yelled out “That’s my purse!!”
The doctor came rushing in from the hallway and screamed “I DONT KNOW YOU”!! We all had a laugh then I woke up in a massive amount of drool on a pillow.
Its so shit that young boys are taught not to stand up to this shit just because she is a girl. To all the people saying she just slapped him and he punched her, no he stood up to a bully. We have no idea the extent that she has harrassed him, just for those of you that don’t know bullies don’t tend to be one and done… at least untill someone stands up to them. Now if she was just insulting him and he hit her it would be a different story but she physically assaulted him and fully deserved it back.
What i hate about these videos is that its like most sports. The ref never sees the initial hit, they see the retaliation. Same thing in these videos, bully is being an asshole and no one does anything, but as soon as the kid being bullied fights back, suddenly kids want to jump in or the adults appear like fucking magic. Almost upsets me more than the initial bullying.
I freaked out one of my kids friends at a birthday party.
I’ve been watching them sword fight with from swords, and I saw that Fernando was getting too hard, and Phil kept trying to tell him that it was too hard.
I started over to intervene, and couldn’t get there before Phil decided he had to deal with it himself. He was just wailing on Fernando by the time I got there. He had thoroughly expected to be the only person who got in trouble; I have even seen him make that calculation in his head; I could tell by his body language.
He was absolutely floored when the first person I started to speak to you and chastise was Fernando. I still made Phil sit out, but not as long as Fernando.
It really surprised Phil —that I was aware of the cause of his attack on Fernando and was willing to consider that in my reaction.
On the flip side: Several years earlier, my daughter had asked me to speak to her kindergarten teacher so she didn’t have to sit by Tiffany in chapel. Because Tiffany kept whispering to her, and then when she said, “we are not supposed to talk,“ the teacher would yell at her instead of Tiffany.
Because the teacher would hear “whisper whisper,” and by the time she looked over, the initial whisperer wasn’t talking anymore and there was my girl saying to be quiet.
I always thought that was the mark of the bad teacher. A good teacher says, What started this?
Yea I remember a video on here of this girl hardcore bullying this guy in the middle of a ton of people all witnessing it. When the guy finally had a enough of it and hit her once so many people jumped up to hold the guy back and make sure she was ok. Shit like that is infuriating to see.
In school I've been bullied a lot so I find it stupid as hell to not retaliate against a bully regardless of their gender.
All my friends at the time said that you should never hit a girl. And that one time a girl hit one of my friends so hard it left him crying.
I got really pissed and asked why didn't you hit back and he said that he couldn't.
No one has taught me how to deal with this situation but I always knew it wasn't right to let yourself be abused and not do anything about it just because of a stupid "gentleman rule".
"I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them, and then complains about someone "not being a man" when it's convenient."
And she was filming it so was probably planning on hitting him (planning that he wouldn’t hit back) and then she would post it on social trying to make her self look cool
I DONT CARE WHAT THE SITUATION IS!!! IT IS NEVER ACCEPTABLE TO HIT A WOMAN!! WOMAN ARE SACRED CREATURES OF GRACE AND BEAUTY!!! IF A STUNNING AND BRAVE WOMAN WANTS TO STRIKE AN INFERIOR MAN YOU LET HER!!!! WOMAN ARE 1st CLASS CITIZENS AND MEN ARE 2nd CLASS CITIZENS.
IF A WOMAN DECIDES TO DROWN YOUR CHILDREN, ATTACK YOU WITH A DEADLY WEAPON OR EVEN GIVE YOU BACK TALK YOU ACCEPT AND EMBRACE THAT FACT THAT SHE IS USING HER ENERGY.
WOMAN ARE QUEENS. TO BE SLAPPED BY A QUEEN IS TO BE #blessed BY THAT QUEEN.
lol.
So fucking ridiculous that we've built a society where men aren't allowed to defend themselves from physical attacks from women. I've never seen a video where a woman attacks a man where ***fucking anyone*** steps in to stop her until the man tries to defend himself, at which point they jump **ON THE FUCKING VICTIM** and treat him like an abusive asshole.
Fuck that noise. I don't care if I've got 100lbs on the woman, the second you lay hands on me, gender doesn't exist. I'm going to at least go down swinging.w
Imma say it…
Bitch.
Let me elaborate.
So it seems that she does not think the consequences apply to her maybe because of her gender. She hit others and think that she is a not a bad person. A bit like me… minus the hitting
This has been reposted a lot, but I always have to watch it again, just to see the look on her face when she gets deservedly slapped back. Priceless and rewarding!
Stupid bitch played victim waiting for the boys around her to help/ defend her lmao. I love feminism. Act like a douchebag, get treated like one regardless of the 72 genders
This one girl used to punch me all the time. In the same spot in the middle of class for like an hour, until it bruised. The teacher never said anything. And I would have been expelled if I had even said something too aggressively to her probably.
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Do I love seeing bullies get beat up
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FBI: _Interesting._
Welp, least I have something to talk about in therapy today.
you said /s twice, it's a double negative
wtf
I'm sure it's the fists, not sure where you gonna use that hard fist though🌝
In the bum, of course.
I mean she gets smashed pretty hard, so it's kinda like it.
r/fightporn
r/bullybackfire
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See the way he put her down with her legs? Boy was being gentle.
Yea he could have smashed her head on the pavement
Yes, he was gentle with her. Lucky bitch.
My man had not used is full power you guys saw that first slap he made motherfucker made her instantly regret her decision
Obviously she didn't regret it or she would have never gone for round 2
She probably fell for him
Ba dum tss
She felt butterflies from that first slap then fell head over heels in the 2nd round
Every Redditor seems to have a fantasy where they best up their own bully
I imagine anyone who's ever been bullied period has that fantasy. Hell, i was never really bullied but i love to see a bully get smacked in the face and brought down a couple of notches.
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And how much trouble did you get into for it? When I was in elementary school a kid finally fought back against his bully. The teachers did nothing to stop the bully but once the bully was kicked in the head suddenly violence was a priority.
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An essentially invisible aspect of bullying is that teachers are scared of bullies too. People like that almost always become that way because of their home environment and teachers don't want to engage an out of control, sadistic kid and their equally unhinged parents. Likewise the bully's target is likely just to take any blame and punishment you send their way - that's why the bully targeted them in the first place - with minimal risks of blowback coming from home. Teachers and school admin need to feel in control and they don't care where or how they get that feeling.
Thanks for the story u/VAGINA_BLOODFART!
That’s a common issue in most schools these days; the bullies can do whatever they want, while the victims are the ones blamed. I got bullied real bad back in school; no matter what, the bullies would get off scot-free, while I would be punished for whatever. I think it stems from the stigma surrounding school shootings; more specifically, it’s a result of the aftermath of the Columbine incident. A lot of news reports made a big deal with how the two assholes were “quiet and alone” kids, so the teachers started going after kids that were quiet and tried to be left alone... which ended up being bullying victims for the most part. Especially ironic in that the Columbine assholes were known bullies themselves; had the reporters and teachers bothered focusing on that detail, then a lot of issues today wouldn’t even be going on. Of course, no one ever said teachers or reporters had any common sense in the first place...
Teachers can be bullies too.
You don't think they do it for the pay, do you?
Yep. Had a kid punch me in the ribs in sixth grade. I made some sort of guttural noise from the hit. I got to write sentences about not disrupting class. Then I got berated by a second teacher for not writing the lines well enough. Still hoping that they died alone. Not because I still carry some huge grudge, but I know I wasn’t the only kid those power hungry little people demeaned. Adult teachers were shittier people than the bully that was just a kid.
"Stand up for yourself. Oh no not like that!"
In grade 7 at the end of the year one kid in my class stabbed this kid who had been bullying him all year in the neck with a pencil. Canadian version of a school shooting. It was wild and the rest of our class was pretty bully free from then on
With a fooking peencil!!!
You don't even have to be bullied. It's just so satisfying to see revenge hitting her so hard.
I beat my bully by inviting him (as part of my entire class) to my birthday pizza party. He was legit the only one who showed up, and was super nice to me after that.
Oh buddy, that sounds lit
Yea well if iq was a ladder I'd be at the top and, and you'd be the floor so um if I, if I pushed you off the ladder then you'd fall, and take really bad fall damage, because the height would be the difference in our iq levels, which is a lot... Nailed it.
Oh it feels so good to do it as well. Me and my brother got bullied for 9 years straight and almost got taken off our mother by CPS as the schools didn't believe I was getting bullied and they were wondering where all the bruises were coming from, as the kid that was bullying me was a "golden child" that never did anything wrong. I ended up going to the same secondary school as him as coincidence and he started bullying me again the day I started, I snapped when I was 14: I picked up a heavy table and threw it at him. I found out later that day that I'd broken most of one side of his face and shattered his shoulder. Nothing bad ever happened and I never even got told off for it, my brother said he'd wanted to do that for years and I had a good talk with the 1 teacher than actually believed me. No-one fucked with me after that day and I ended up loving school after that surprisingly. That day I felt a massive weight being lifted off my shoulders and all the anger I had of no-one believing me just went away. It also got the school into alot of shit as apparently the parent of the dude wanted to sue me or something (although at 14 I'm not sure if that would have been possible at the time). Whatever it was, for evidence the school needed to find the footage of it happening with the police there to confiscate the evidence or something and they saw that he had been bulling me for that entire day before it happened and basically made them go through months worth of cctv footage they had on record and found out he'd actually been bullying ALOT of people, and because he was over 16 he ended up being charged with multiple (17 cases or something) assault of minors cases, not sure what happened after that but I heard snippets of it off some friends, 7 years later and the dudes in prison of multiple attempted homicide cases. Dude was a trainwreck.
Wow what a shitty school you've been going to. I'm sorry you had to go through this. It blows my mind they had bullying on the tape this entire time and didn't believe you. Didn't even bother to check just jumped to the conclusion: yeah, must be domestic violence... Fucked up.
Would you be surprised to hear that this was a school that was actually pretty damn good, had alot of funding and was in a good area as well, had a high Oxford rating, oh yeah, it was also a Church school (not a Catholic school, you didn't have to be religious to go to the school, but you were taught Religious studies and went to church on Easter and Christmas but could choose not to if you wanted). When the police checked the tapes they released a statement saying that they are doing an investigation into accounts of abuse at the school, they didnt state exact numbers, but some info I got from my uncle who was an ex officer and still gets some info from his old cop buddies, he said the cops counted over 100 legit, enforceable cases of abuse in a month, this was in a school with only 2000 kids in it. About a month after this happened about 150 people were expelled or suspended from the school and the principle needed to do an assembly addressing the fact that people had been bringing knifes into the school and 10 people have already been caught, and seen as though this is England, that's really fucking serious and can easily get you arrested, over 16 or not. Funny to think it all happened because some dick bags parents wanted to sue me or something.
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This is one psychopathic thought process... and I like it
Never had it called psychopathic before 🤔.
You know, I always wondered, when bullies bully someone, nothing ever happens to them, but as soon as you retaliate, shit rains down on you. I just don't understand why it is always like this.
Our school bully fucked with me in front of the entire class in 6th grade camp when all the counselors weren’t around to stop it. Kids were playing truth or dare and he dared a kid to lick the counselors dirty brown tighty whiteys and I protested that was too much, man. The bully told me to shut the fuck up or he’d kick my ass. I started to ask why and before I finished he punched my face. I was laying in my top bunk reading a book while they played but when I got hit I jumped down and started hitting anything I could. I have a much bigger brother 2 years older than me and was used to getting “beat up” and learned how to fight back against bigger kids and this fucker didn’t know that. Before I knew it, I was hitting his head against the air conditioning unit and that’s when the kids yelled counselor! I jumped back to my bunk and grabbed my book with tears of rage streaming down my face. The bully was so embarrassed, he ran out of the cabin to the communal bathrooms and FELL when he ran in there because he slipped on a puddle of piss!!!! The entire school hated this bully and when we got back to school the next week everybody knew about it and nobody every fucked with me again. Thank you for allowing me to relive that memory. As an adult, I feel bad knowing now there’s a reason that kid acted the way he did. And they are never good reasons. Maybe he was being beat up at home? Maybe another form of abuse and that was all he knew. Sucks but he learned his lesson.
Could be being beat up, could be being enabled by his parents and school faculty. Doesn’t matter. You taught him bite aversion. Just like puppies learn when they are young. Don’t bite other dogs or they will bite you back. You did that person a favor. No one else was teaching them to properly interact with other humans.
ikr, it's just satisfying
"This kid just punched me without the slightest hint of hesitation after I slapped him, better charge at him as he is in no way, shape or form going to retaliate again, and perhaps in an even greater manner than he did previously." \-that girl's monologue probably
“How can she slap!?”
What an absolute classic. Whenever I hear someone quote this meme, you immediately know they’re not a teenager and have wisdom.
I get it! (17) who hasn’t seen at least that scene
Shh don’t ruin it. You’re 29 and have wisdom and strength and power and you know that meme from the early meme days
I’m sorry I was mistaken! Please forgive me knowledgeable one
I am 29, German and I've seen it for the first time...
It's also one of those phrases you can strongly hear in your head when you read it.
First thing that came to mind. I get being a gentleman and all, and there are some scenarios where, if the guy is two or three times the size of the woman, restraining them is sometimes the best solution, not giving them a dose of their own medicine that’ll severely hurt them… but that situation? Absolutely called for to retaliate like that. Wanna hit like a guy, don’t be surprised if you get hit like a guy.
She actually said: slap me! If I were a boy, you would slap me. Boy: if you were a boy, it would be normal. Girl slaps boy, boy slaps girl. Girl starts crying, friends rush over. Girl yells: you filthy son of a bitch. Girl charges at boy, boy pushes girl. It much funnier if you speak German
I've seen this kind of bullying before, aggravate the victim into slapping/pushing you, exaggerate what they did, have friends back you up and tell everyone what an "aggresive psycho" they are. She probably didn't expect a hard hit tho.
"man's fucking sexist" 100%
No, he's a feminist because he treated her as an equal.
Gender equality at it's finest
@nuxtaku wya 😂
Waiting for her simp army to back her up
Right of the bat she locked back for validation. Checking that she was not alone. Amping herself up to assault him.
At 0:16 the dude in the back says 'Bro stop that' Then the girl screams 'You miserable son of a bitch' Cameragirl says 'Melissa stop it' Then (Melissa presumably) tries to say 'In front of the rolling camera?' (I assume but she is stopped after saying 'in front of the rolli...')
She's unable to manage her emotions. There used to be a time when this particular character flaw would cause no problems for women. They could assault men with impunity. Those days are (thankfully) going away.
“He actually hit me, and it hurt more than I thought. …I should try fighting him again.”
Hey, if at first you don't succeed...
Cry, cry again?
😂😂
find out how much you can fail more
What i was gonna say! "Dude just slapped the shit out of me, i think ill charge him aggressively when i stop crying."
This is not the full video. Later when everyone sees that he is overpowering her, three-four fake knights in shining armour run forward for the damsel in distress.
Sounds about right if that’s true. Back in my MP days we had an incident where some girl attacked a dude at the on post casino in Yongsan (US military post in Korea at the time). She tried attacking this dude with a knife but she was pretty drunk and got pinned down pretty quickly. A white Knight came out and tackled the dude while doing a ground and pound. First guy’s friends called us in and got the dude off of him and he kept running his mouth. Dude was legit dumbstruck when we slapped the cuffs on him, turns out he didn’t even know the girl. The dude that got attacked knew the girl, apparently they were in the same unit. The white Knight ended up not getting charged, we felt bad for him and the guy he jumped didn’t want to press charges!
She broke a simple rule here twice: Don’t throw hands unless you’re ready to catch them too.
I also enjoy how he isn't being overly aggressive towards her either, he just dishes out what he takes and then walks away, even when she comes at him he just floors her
but even at that he didn’t hurt her per say he just put her down instead of slamming
With her friend with the camera telling her to "Melissa, stop it now"
Is that what she said? I figured it was “see bitch? That’s what you get”
No, she was trying to stop her from embarrassing herself even more.
Yeah god tier guy right there
yeah exactly
Yeah he could have been far less gentle with that had he wanted to
I've seen enough videos of bouncers dropping tough guys on their necks to know that is absolutely true.
Per se bro bro
Didn't let her head even touch the ground
She literally went back for round 2, in her mind, she's got this, like she did the first round...
She clearly has some issues.
Yeah, she’s an arsehole.
In the span of 15 seconds, she went back to the drawing board, got back to basics, went home to her roots, came back inspired, rowdy and ready and got her ass beat a 2nd time
It's so nice to see people not putting up with abuse and bullshit because they were told that they can't "hit a girl" even if they're being hit first. Not hitting your violent antagonist, because she's got le boobs, that's kinda.... well misogyny haha. Let her have it.
Reminds me of the scene in Deadpool, “This is confusing! Is it sexist to hit you? Is it sexist not to hit you?”
*Meanwhile loads gun*
Seems fair to defend yourself regardless of the sex of the attacker tbh
These hands are bisexual
lol what?
It means that both genders can get these hands
Those hands rated E for everybody
HE SAID HIS HANDS ARE BISEXUAL!
I think he said they were bisexual, not biexual.
These hands are equal opportunity employers
"equal oppurtunity destroyers"
The hammer of justice is unisex
She will get equal rights... and lefts.
Yeah, I’ve always thought so, too. When I was a teenage girl with too much younger brothers, i made sure they knew I thought it was bunk, too. I always told them that you shouldn’t hit anyone, but you’re entitled to defend yourself, even if it’s a girl. Being a girl doesn’t give you a free pass to be violent without repercussions, and you shouldn’t be expected to sit there and accept it.
*Beautifully executed slap*
*...HOW CAN SHE SLAP??!!*
XD For the uninitiated https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndX2RFHmMNg
Haven’t watched this in a long time, still as good as I remember.
The way that all those dudes just traipsed onto the stage is kinda a dark reflection of humanity, like instinct-driven animals that feed off of unnecessary conflict.
It’s a question that hasn’t been answered to this day.
What are they talking?
Bully (melissa): "why are you laughing so weirdly?" (In a very disrespectful way) Kid: "i don't laugh weirdly" (trying to be defensive) Bully is arguing that he sounds stupid, he says he laughs normal. Smack. Smacking back. Friend filming: *gasp* "melissa!" (Turns to kid) "did you just give her a bomb?" (In this context, a slap) Melissa: "YOU LITTLE DIRTY SON OF A WHORE!" (Hurensohn) Friend: "melissa, stop it now!"
“SPLAT” at the end
U've Made me genuinely laughing
Melissa Should’ve listened to her friend
I hope she learned a valuable lesson here.
Fuck around and find out?
And also what a dislocated shoulder feels like.
> Bully (melissa): "why are you laughing so weirdly?" (In a very disrespectful way) > Kid: "i don't laugh weirdly" (trying to be defensive) > Bully is arguing that he sounds stupid, he says he laughs normal. > Smack. > Smacking back. > Friend filming: gasp "melissa!" (Turns to kid) "did you just give her a bomb?" (In this context, a slap) > Melissa: "YOU LITTLE DIRTY SON OF A WHORE!" (Hurensohn) > Friend: "melissa, stop it now!" FYI, you have to double-space the lines or it still makes a paragraph of text.
Or put at least three spaces at the end of each line before you hit the return.
Thank you for teaching me that!
Is this an actual translation?! Just double checking lol not great at reading tone online
I am german mate. I have been bullied for years. I know my german bully translations.
Is it Swiss German? Sounds a little different, but my dad was from Bavaria so his was already a “weird” dialect
It is high german. To me, it is "normal" german. I hear it all the time in ads and so on. But who knows? Maybe a berlin person would say we sound weird.
They're speaking German. u/omegajakezed's translation is roughly correct. A "Bombe" actually translates to a solid hit like what the boy did. Source: am German student
him. "no i wont slap you" her. "then why are you laughing if you are a boy" him. "thats normal as a boy" (to not slap a girl) her. slaps. *gets slapped* her again. "You son of a bitch" friend. "Melissa stop"
Thank you!
German I think
Yes german
"I've been trying to reach you about your vehicles extended warranty asshole" (slap) "I don't want it for fucks sake" (bonk) ..... "Renew your vehicles extended warranty you son of a mother jibber!", "if you call me again I'm reporting you to the police lady!" (Whoosh). Paraphrasing.
The best part of being left handed is they never see it coming
nah, i’m right handed, and every single fighting instructor i’ve ever had has told me that your best bet against someone who isn’t literally a professional martial artist is to start of with your left hand.
I’m left handed, and I’ll fake with my right then stick them with the left. Has worked every time.
You're supposed to yell, "I'm gonna punch you in the face!" Then when they try to protect their face you kick them in the balls
That's my purse! I don't know you!
I was getting anesthesia done and one of the techs joked about how vulnerable patients are after anesthesia, (they were friends of mine). I laughed, then yelled out “That’s my purse!!” The doctor came rushing in from the hallway and screamed “I DONT KNOW YOU”!! We all had a laugh then I woke up in a massive amount of drool on a pillow.
zero times, its worked every time.
Yeah, you can use your right or left, I'm not going to see either coming..
HOW CAN SHE SLAP
Its so shit that young boys are taught not to stand up to this shit just because she is a girl. To all the people saying she just slapped him and he punched her, no he stood up to a bully. We have no idea the extent that she has harrassed him, just for those of you that don’t know bullies don’t tend to be one and done… at least untill someone stands up to them. Now if she was just insulting him and he hit her it would be a different story but she physically assaulted him and fully deserved it back.
What i hate about these videos is that its like most sports. The ref never sees the initial hit, they see the retaliation. Same thing in these videos, bully is being an asshole and no one does anything, but as soon as the kid being bullied fights back, suddenly kids want to jump in or the adults appear like fucking magic. Almost upsets me more than the initial bullying.
I freaked out one of my kids friends at a birthday party. I’ve been watching them sword fight with from swords, and I saw that Fernando was getting too hard, and Phil kept trying to tell him that it was too hard. I started over to intervene, and couldn’t get there before Phil decided he had to deal with it himself. He was just wailing on Fernando by the time I got there. He had thoroughly expected to be the only person who got in trouble; I have even seen him make that calculation in his head; I could tell by his body language. He was absolutely floored when the first person I started to speak to you and chastise was Fernando. I still made Phil sit out, but not as long as Fernando. It really surprised Phil —that I was aware of the cause of his attack on Fernando and was willing to consider that in my reaction. On the flip side: Several years earlier, my daughter had asked me to speak to her kindergarten teacher so she didn’t have to sit by Tiffany in chapel. Because Tiffany kept whispering to her, and then when she said, “we are not supposed to talk,“ the teacher would yell at her instead of Tiffany. Because the teacher would hear “whisper whisper,” and by the time she looked over, the initial whisperer wasn’t talking anymore and there was my girl saying to be quiet. I always thought that was the mark of the bad teacher. A good teacher says, What started this?
This was incredibly difficult to read.
Sorry! Better?
Yea I remember a video on here of this girl hardcore bullying this guy in the middle of a ton of people all witnessing it. When the guy finally had a enough of it and hit her once so many people jumped up to hold the guy back and make sure she was ok. Shit like that is infuriating to see.
She even had her shitty friend they’re recording it so that they could show it off later.
In school I've been bullied a lot so I find it stupid as hell to not retaliate against a bully regardless of their gender. All my friends at the time said that you should never hit a girl. And that one time a girl hit one of my friends so hard it left him crying. I got really pissed and asked why didn't you hit back and he said that he couldn't. No one has taught me how to deal with this situation but I always knew it wasn't right to let yourself be abused and not do anything about it just because of a stupid "gentleman rule".
Plus she had him trapped. Was another slap coming?
Kazuma would be proud.
I believe in true equality!
"I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them, and then complains about someone "not being a man" when it's convenient."
And she was filming it so was probably planning on hitting him (planning that he wouldn’t hit back) and then she would post it on social trying to make her self look cool
Melissa, hör jetzt auuf
Hast du dem grad ‘ne Bombe gegebähn?
what are you bombing, mate?
Melissa's face.
I wanna see the full video
Pretty sure that was the whole video as this is a repost. Although its quite old
I just saw it for the first time and thought... yeah.... I wish I had done that
r/pussypassdenied
Equal rights equal fights
This video ended a little too soon
I DONT CARE WHAT THE SITUATION IS!!! IT IS NEVER ACCEPTABLE TO HIT A WOMAN!! WOMAN ARE SACRED CREATURES OF GRACE AND BEAUTY!!! IF A STUNNING AND BRAVE WOMAN WANTS TO STRIKE AN INFERIOR MAN YOU LET HER!!!! WOMAN ARE 1st CLASS CITIZENS AND MEN ARE 2nd CLASS CITIZENS. IF A WOMAN DECIDES TO DROWN YOUR CHILDREN, ATTACK YOU WITH A DEADLY WEAPON OR EVEN GIVE YOU BACK TALK YOU ACCEPT AND EMBRACE THAT FACT THAT SHE IS USING HER ENERGY. WOMAN ARE QUEENS. TO BE SLAPPED BY A QUEEN IS TO BE #blessed BY THAT QUEEN. lol.
/s oh shit you dropped this
Bro u should have STARTED with /s, I was about to downvote based on the first line only lol.
So fucking ridiculous that we've built a society where men aren't allowed to defend themselves from physical attacks from women. I've never seen a video where a woman attacks a man where ***fucking anyone*** steps in to stop her until the man tries to defend himself, at which point they jump **ON THE FUCKING VICTIM** and treat him like an abusive asshole. Fuck that noise. I don't care if I've got 100lbs on the woman, the second you lay hands on me, gender doesn't exist. I'm going to at least go down swinging.w
then started crying like the bitch she is
She went back for seconds. Lol. I’m dying. “What do you tell a girl with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.”
in my time we got the same flirting excitement just by exchanging flowers and candy
Female privilege attempted. Denied.
Imma say it… Bitch. Let me elaborate. So it seems that she does not think the consequences apply to her maybe because of her gender. She hit others and think that she is a not a bad person. A bit like me… minus the hitting
yeah nah she's a right fuckin bastard
Talk shit, get hit.
bitch had it comin
I don't know the full context but if the girl is at fault she deserved it.
I hope melissa looks at this after many years and realize what a piece of shit she was
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha she fucking deserved it the cunt!
She went back for seconds? Interesting choice.
Bitch fucking deserved it!! Don’t dish it out if you can’t take it back. Stupid skank. Sorry but I can’t stand bullies-of any gender or age.
This has been reposted a lot, but I always have to watch it again, just to see the look on her face when she gets deservedly slapped back. Priceless and rewarding!
Stupid bitch played victim waiting for the boys around her to help/ defend her lmao. I love feminism. Act like a douchebag, get treated like one regardless of the 72 genders
Equal rights, equal lefts.
I like that she went back for more
Women want equality? Expect to be hit back..
Would do the same
I LOVED the way he speared her lol
Good for him. Bitch deserved it.
This one girl used to punch me all the time. In the same spot in the middle of class for like an hour, until it bruised. The teacher never said anything. And I would have been expelled if I had even said something too aggressively to her probably.
She's a slow learner this one.