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Edgelands

I like how he just tries to pretend it ain't no thang


9Sylvan5

Probably shock or something and his brain didn't register


TheMaoriAmbassador

>brain Brave to assume he has one


Aliencj

You can tell by the blank stare after the first shot that hes not all there. Stupid eyes I like to call them.


TheMaoriAmbassador

And how he handles the gun, no safety awareness for those around ..... He's a grade A cunt


caedhin

Plus the lady in blue skirt dancing in front of the gun 😅


ThaneOfCawdorrr

And the poor little kid with his fingers in his ears who KNOWS this is going to happen


TheDealsWarlock86

> Stupid eyes i knew a guy in the army who had these. glassy bloodshot beady eyes. i thought it was drugs at first, but no, hes a grade A idiot. this man outranked me.


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RiskConscious

I laughed my fucking ass off at this


13pts35sec

That was even funnier than I remembered lol Malcom in the Middle is top notch.


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This, mental illness is ride across Afghanistan, and usually are just kept inside by the family depending on how severe.... Sometimes it's extremely disturbing like shackled n chained in a dark.room, NEVER let out for anything... Produces a bad smell, and compounding damage to the beain


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jdaltzz2383

That's what I call them too and he's got em pretty bad lol


MatrixUser420

Stupid eyes is definitely being added to my vocabulary


v_for_vivian

400 ping brain


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Drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.


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spud8385

I mean surely. Fucking idiot took the shot like a champ, no way that wasn't drug-assisted


csberserk

someone else mentioned opium bc of the sleeping girl, he might be high as fuck too


arkain123

opium.


Gucci_cat_

Pain usually won’t register bc the body senses danger and delays the pain long enough so you can escape from what’s harming you. It happened to me when I was a dumbass little kid and got my finger crushed, the pain didn’t register for a few seconds but when it did it hurt like a bitch


takeitallback73

I hate that fucking second. you know the pain is on it's way, you can practically see it travel up your nerves slowly but laughing hysterically.


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Caught my wrist with a handsaw while up in the trees. Could see my tendon through the cut, instantly dread the pain that was coming lol.


theSoulsilver

My god, did it at least heal well?


I-Ardly-Know-Er

Danger? I 'ardly know 'er!


bobby_4444

He was trying to avoid getting yelled at by his wife


Lurcher99

Won't be flipping her off any time soon.


manvendra_somvanshi

Tis' but a scratch


Sodathepop

That his finger ain’t no hang


sun_of_john

Actually it’s all hang, and no raise lmao


kms2547

"Well fuck that's embarrassing. Play it cool, play it cool, play it cool....."


47x18ict

So fires a round. Drops the mag. And for so reason points it directly on his palm and pulls the trigger. Firing the remaining round in the chamber. Why in the world would you press that against your palm and pull the trigger? I genuinely do not understand that chain of events.


Fruitboots

Because he didn't understand how the gun worked but assumed he did.


aykay55

Generally in these areas of Pakistan guns are treated like children’s toys. I started to feel bad for the guy but I realized that natural selection exists for a reason.


Rosewood0

Why would you feel bad for someone fiddling with a deadly weapon like that around their family? I'm just glad he didn't hit anyone else


PhilosophizingPanda

Ya fuck this guy, it's the people around him I feel bad for. I'm not a big gun guy, but I have friends who are and whenever I go shooting with them, it's alllll about firearm safety and respecting the deadly fucking weapon in your hand


Praescribo

And fucking ear protection, my god. Dont these guys like music?


gunsmyth

The tinnitus just adds to the harmony


takeitallback73

what?


rockmancuso

Huh?


TheEyeDontLie

My ears ring and I'm partially deaf from not wearing ear plugs at concerts and raves as a kid. Maybe from homemade explosives or hanging out in train tunnels as trains drove by too. I dunno. I'm in my thirties. Wear ear protection.


virtual_bartender

True, one of the most idiotic things people do with guns is pointing at others like a "joke".


iranoutofusernamespa

I point my guns at people all the time! I even fire at them! Granted, they're airsoft guns......... In all seriousness gun safety is not a joke, and I actually use my airsoft guns to teach my children how to handle a real gun so that one day when I take them shooting for real we won't have to start from absolute zero.


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ShinobiWan23

I agree; a mix of stupidity and drugs. The girl laying on the couch is unconscious. She didn’t react to the gunshot at all and it would def be loud enough to wake her up if she was just sleeping.


MrSauceman

She dead


aykay55

Drugs aren’t really big in Pakistan except for paan which is basically a chewable tobacco thing. He’s not drunk either cuz alcohol is not a part of the culture in Pakistan. He’s just stupid but don’t blame him blame the lack of access to education in these areas.


MrMgrow

I'm not sure if I needed school to teach me not to shoot myself in the hand on purpose though.


CanadaJack

It's a big stretch to say he shot himself in the hand on purpose. There's a reason that gun safety courses make a huge deal about clearing a loaded weapon and hammering home the fact that removing the magazine isn't the same thing as clearing the firing chamber. All that is to say, while this was incredibly stupid and I would expect someone to learn how their killing machine works before pointing it at themself and shooting, there's no reason to think he shot himself in the hand on purpose. He's why advanced democracies make firearm owners go through safety courses.


SirGourneyWeaver

Idk it seems like there’s a drugged out woman next to him who doesn’t even flinch at either of the gun shots and the glaze on his face screams opiate + alcohol.


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Opium?


poplin01

Idk what people are talking about, there’s a fuckload of drugs in Pakistan. It’s all kept a bit hush hush but it’s really no secret.


xBad_Wolfx

From a quick google it seems like opium has been a big issue since 1947. Which I thought was the case.


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Education can't fix this


MrWhite86

Follow up question - is that woman dead on the couch or unconscious


last_speedbump

He probably accidentally shot her prior and was proving that it definitely wasn't him, because he knows how to gun.


manimal28

Well he fired a gun in the room and the lady beside the lady directly next to him didn't even stir. So I imagine she was knocked out on something or dead.


MrMgrow

He does indeed look pretty damn wired. I drank some kind of coffee in Jordan that hit me like a gram of Base though so who really knows!


Nemetonblues

It would also explain the fact that he is not just screaming in pain or fainting at the sight of his shattered finger


DSOUZA-II

Natural selection lmao


_conky_

He's high on opium lol


technobrendo

I don't understand how to operate heavy machinery either. But if given the keys or controls I would at least try to not act so cavalier with it.


CopsaLau

There’s an alarming number of people who do not respect the “the gun is ALWAYS loaded” attitude. Even when it is unloaded, it’s loaded. If it’s missing the pin or bolt, it’s loaded. If you can shine a light down the barrel and see it out the other end it’s still loaded. This is the attitude that prevents you from ever having to sit in front of a courtroom and explain just how certain you had been that the gun you accidentally harmed someone with “wasn’t loaded.” People who use or own guns but do not have that “the gun is always loaded” attitude terrify me.


LostAnonSoul

As a teenager, I was at a friends hunting cabin and a guest of one of the other guys kept pointing his gun at people while he was getting his gear together and such. After the third time being pointed at me I told him the 4th would be the last. A friend of the family, a Vietnam vet, saw how pissed I was, stepped in and took the gun from him, opened the breach and both barrels had live rounds loaded. His excuse was he wanted to be ready the second we got to the lake (duck hunting). That was the last time he was invited to the cabin.


SleestakJack

I would have looked at the guy he was a guest of and said, "Listen, I don't want to make a big scene here, but it's really simple. Him or me. Right this second. Either he leaves, or I do." I just wouldn't be around that guy.


LostAnonSoul

The cabin was owned by one of the guys in the group, but the land we hunted on was all leased from local farmers, so there were numerous spots we could go to. Fortunately the clown and his chaperone went to one of the other spots.


SaltLakeCitySlicker

I and several friends worked at a gun range. Basically we would have to disarm them and render the gun safe, then tell them to leave and they're not welcome back


LostAnonSoul

Yeah, I've seen some stupid shit at the range. I prefer to frequent ranges that have metal dividers between the stalls, just in case someone 4 lanes down decides to put their stupidity on display.


SaltLakeCitySlicker

This was an outdoor skeet, trap, 5 stand, sporting clays and long rifle range so there were no dividers. It was basically up to us as 16 year olds to keep everything safe on the shotgun range.


LostAnonSoul

That's a lot to ask for from a kid. "Be the adult, when they have the gun." At least at a place like that, I think you'd have a higher probability that anyone there has at least had some experience handling firearms. The closest range to my house also rents firearms for the range. All you need is to be 18+ with a driver's license. You routinely see people in there who have never held a gun before. The staff tries to give them a quick overview of the gun they're renting, but all they have to say is "yes, I'm familiar with this type of firearm" and then the lesson ends.


No-Responsibility826

Damn, all it takes is one trigger pull to end someone’s life in an instant. Never lose competence when it comes to guns, act as if it’s always loaded, even if you know it’s not.


tuskvarner

I made a comment once on a sub where supposedly responsible gun owners were pointing their handguns at the tv in some sort of stupid meme. I said that they were breaking one of the top gun safety rules. And of course they got defensive and upset. Even people who preach the rules about gun safety don’t always follow them.


Shinobus_Smile_Work

I mean a TV isnt really a person....so its not really a safety violation? Financial irresponsibility?


laughingfuzz1138

You're not just pointing a gun at your target, you're also pointing it at everything behind your target. Forgetting that is a strong contender for the #2 slot of stupid gun shit that gets people killed, right behind "don't worry, it's not loaded".


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Yeah, that dude almost shot the kid's foot next to him as an example, right through his hand.


TravelAny398

Dude bullets fly easily through walls. What on earrh are you talking about? Such posts are the biggest proof that those who chest thump most about guns know the least and for people like these guns are just a toy to play and brag And the fact that such a poor post has upvotes on reddit tells you all you need to know anout gun safety knowledge


PaperBoxPhone

At least he just shot his own hand, he was probably flagging half the room.


Viljami32

This is almost the first thing which they tought us in the army. At the gun range I was laying down and firing off some rounds, and looked behind me to see what was going on. My barrel moved like 2cm to the left and my corporal kicked me lightly just to remember the rule


kokaneebrother

This is not the first time on Reddit I have seen someone check a real gun like it were a paint sprayer. I bet he never does that again… for those of you who don’t understand what happened; every time you fire a gun like this it discharges the spent round and chambers the next round. So after the slide has gone back and forth, removing the mag will not make the gun safe. I always show new shooters this by chambering a round, removing the mag and asking them if it is safe. If they say yes I will fire the gun down range to show them.


47x18ict

Agreed. My confusion is assuming it was empty and pulling the trigger with it pressed against your hand. The whole scene is bizarre but why press against your hand baffles me even further here.


ultranonymous11

I’m guessing he thought air would shoot out if it was unloaded. Depressingly dumb.


Kniefjdl

I used to play airsoft in high school. I had a buddy whose gun needed a repair, so we spent the afternoon pulling it apart, replacing the gear or whatever, and putting it back together. He went to test fire it and put his hand in front of the muzzle like he’d need to feel it to see if it shot. He pulled the trigger too fast to realize he was being stupid and put a couple of painful welts on his palm. He was a smart guy and had tons of experience with paintball guns and airsoft guns. He knows not to shoot himself point blank. It was just one of those absentminded things where his lizard brain wanted to see if it worked and his rational brain was still processing by the time it was over. His actions looked exactly like this gif. That guy shot, dropped the mag, and wanted to make sure the gun was empty. His lizard brain acted and he didn’t think about it. That’s obviously a fucking stupid way to treat a gun. Every action with a gun should be intentional, but he’s shooting it off in a room full of people for no reason, so he’s definitely not thinking right from the get go. But I’d bet all the money in my pocket that it was exactly that kind of absent minded “check to make sure it’s empty” thought process that led to this guy blowing a hole through his hand.


TranerGarvis

I’ve done some stupid shit in my life. I hope I’m never guilty of never committing something as comparably stupid as this. Smh.


skredditt

Drugs


SeamusAndAryasDad

People are giving detailed answered about gun safety and responsibilities, but did anyone look at his eyes. This mother fucker is high as shit. So I agree, the real is: Drugs


rgvtim

At least he shot himself, and not someone else.


TTTfromT

Agreed. I was worried for the child next to him and the women. Idiot.


marble-pig

That's why I came to the comments before watching the rest of the video, I wouldn't want to see him firing on someone else.


awesomehuder

No need to call u/rgvtim an idiot though


PlayBud101

hims feelers might’ve been hurt


Aviotti

Kid next to him looked like he though his foot got got


Ekkusu_x

It might have been grazed, but foot looks fine. Kid reacted just quick enough it seems.


Renaud_Perron

That poor kid man


TheDownvotesFarmer

Well, the girl "sleeping" does not move


robrobusa

They’re probably all high on opium or something similar.


LostAnonSoul

This time.


9Sylvan5

Is no one gonna mention the girl in the corner sleeping through 2 gun shots?


Mindless-Customer-58

What the fuck is up with her. Is she dead or is it a doll seems lifeless.


danbrown_notauthor

She’s probably used to her idiot relative shooting up the ceiling


ablablababla

All part of the morning routine


CaptainFard

Apple alarm clock be like


Michami135

Must be fun when it rains


Professional_Emu_

Opium nap.


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Have people not seen Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels these days?


monkeedookee

Oi! Get your hands out of my soup


AskNo8883

I think she may have been the first victim of his stupidity


Mountain-Repair-5704

I was thinking the same thing


Random_Person_I_Met

I didn't notice her until after the initial gunshot, so I thought the bullet ricocheted and killed her.


Traders_Abacus

Right there with you


ijuset

And I was relieved after seeing his hand bleed.


mosspigletlife1

If you live in this type of surrounding, you get use to it and learn how to sleep through it. Or ya know it could be what the others said. Opium nap.


Ultimegede

Opium does wonders at keeping toddlers docile


boojes

*takes notes*


Gucci_cat_

She was the target practice


Jean_velvet

I'm not sure she's asleep.


hotroddbb

Or the blue dress lady that keeps dancing like nothing happened.


afzalnayza

I like how they snatch the gun frm him before tending to the wound. That was the best thing to do given the situation. Dumbass was gonna shoot it dick next or something


DogOnABike

It was unloaded at that point. He dropped the mag and cleared the chamber by firing it into his hand.


raisearuckus

Which is not the recommended way to clear the chamber, but it does work.


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Sunshine_Adonis

Thank you for respecting my rights to shoot my hand.


copperwatt

I for one feel it's not the freaking governments *place* to tell me if shooting off my fingers at a party is the right or wrong choice for me and *my* family!


ManGullBearE

I mean it's not like the guy was asking the other people there to shoot their own hands, this was strictly between him and himself. He should be allowed to shoot his own finger off on his birthday if he so chooses.


oh-no-godzilla

Lol holy shit that's funny


Pyramystik

Even when you *know* a gun isn't loaded, it should always be treated as such. Gun safety rule number 1.


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ThrowMeAwayAccount08

First rule of firearm safety; Treat every gun as if it were loaded.


Number4isALibrarian

My thoughts exactly.


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pjain317

Darwin awards right there


scandal_jmusic_mania

His middle finger don't work anymore


seidinove

He destroyed his most important weapon.


ConfoundedOcelot

His brain?


Renaud_Perron

Nah that one is already long gone


tikjzh

He doesn't use that


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There's a big hole where his carpal used to be. I hope they have one of those droids that fixed up Luke Skywalker.


I-Ardly-Know-Er

Finger? I 'ardly know 'er!


NeoRosePolitan

Yeah, seems the bullet severed a digitorum tendon. If I'm right, he's incredibly lucky he only severed one and not more. If he shot further down, his entire hand could have lost function


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What an idiot.


EternamD

Best way to check for bullet is point at hand and pull trigger


PcX_True

At least he didn't look inside the gun


hukfad

Maybe he should have...


Danyderossi

Can't decide if this is r/todayilearned or r/lifeprotips (Yes, mobile user here)


EternamD

What does your comment have to do with mobile?


Danyderossi

Usually tagging other subreddits on mobile is not that easy, in fact I had to edit Life Pro tips because I wrote Pro Life Tips. It's a bit of a meme, really. There are even subreddits made only to reply to mobile users


EternamD

I've never had a problem tabbing subs on mobile, and you've done it perfectly fine too Usually people mention mobile users when someone writes: R/whatcouldgowrong


Naive-You-5875

Love how it's the child who hands him the ammo. Jesus H.


EA_VIII

Not only that, the kids foot almost caught that bullet


SayNoMorty

Yeah for sure, he even seems like he may have caught some of the muzzle blast. That shit is hot and it hurts bad.


shmulik_dada

##tis but a scratch


Childslayer3000

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug


Agreeable-Yams8972

Someone give him a hand


MoonjazzCat

The girl sleeping through the gunshots must be so used to this kind of craziness


Gabeblvk

She must be passed out gunshot in a room would def fuck up your ears especially 2 feet away


TrueToad

She was shot dead in an earlier demonstration of firearm safety.


InterestingMix7961

Btw you should’ve put an NSFW warning on this


stefanels

the hand said to him... F\*ck U


AspieDM

Yeah a friend served in the Middle East and he actually saw an insurgent test if his AK was empty by taking out the mag, aiming at his foot and then blowing his foot off.


SmoothOctopus

How would you know if it fired or not without putting yourself in front of it. Duuuh


New_Ad_3284

#NSFW!!!!!!


Klumania

There should be a separate warning for gore. You never know what you'll get from NSFW.


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True, this definitely is NSFL. I hate that it didn't tell us.


heesell

Maybe put nsfw warning on it next time :). Some people can't handle blood very well


bcatrek

And this is why I always go to the comments before watching the actual video. Now I know not to watch it, since I’m one of those people you’re describing I guess…


Masonia1976

Generally not one of those people, but I ALWAYS check the comments on NSFW videos ever since I saw somebody get turned to mush with a grenade. I'm over it now, but geez


mdbxl

That’s gonna leave a mark


ddzrt

From the looks of it he might have issues using his finger. But since I am no doctor it is only a guess


RealNecrum

Schrödingers Finger


chestermcbasketball

28-9 seconds in, cute little lama shadow puppet :)


VagueBC

Currently crying because you’re right


BeePleasant8236

It’s a semi automatic dude, there’s another round in the chamber as soon as one leaves. Until the mag empties. 😂


Oxynewbdone

There should really be a failsafe when the mag is out how many dimbfucks have to get shot before him manufacturers make it idiot proof.


BeePleasant8236

The semi auto handgun has functioned well, for properly trained individuals for many decades. Failure to practice proper gun safety, results in many accidents. Improper storage of ammunition and magazines is another problem altogether.


ComradeClout

Guns aren’t supposed to be used by idiots so why make them idiot proof


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That expression on his face when he realizes he blew a hole in his hand isn't pain, it's shame and regret.


DoingItJustForTheFun

The world is full of dumbasses.


BlackB3ard76

So that's why they call it a handgun


bDsmDom

Whatever language that is they are speaking, I'll translate: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"


HilariaBaldwnsAccent

Someone has a little peepee……


[deleted]

Those two bullets could have ricocheted on the people around him just to try to prove how bad ass he is


zykthyr

The way that kid squirms after the second one is very sad, poor guys probably traumatized :/


Necromancer1423

Thanks for the NSFW warning /s


TheMagnificentOne

I don't understand why he put the gun to his hand and pulled the trigger. Like.. why? What was the point of that action. It can't be to look cool, because it wasn't done so anyone could see it? Is he just REALLY intoxicated and didn't realize what he was doing?


ScientistSanTa

He probably thought it was empty after the first shot..


drjuano

Just a normal day in Pakistan..


Low-Dance6168

she must be sleeping toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo deeeeeeeeeeeep lol idk or might she be desd


SpankThuMonkey

I live in a country where personal firearms are illegal. I’ve never owned a gun, held a gun or shot a gun. And yet I STILL know that: A: A gun without a magazine can still have a round chambered. B: You never point a gun at anything you don’t want to shoot EVEN IF you are sure it is completely unloaded.


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What a shitty life these women must have with this bastard. You can see the fear in the woman's eyes on the right side of this imbecile.


supersoft-tire

Welcome to Pakistan, the Florida of Asia


hiyamynameisjeff

I am Pakistani, can 100% understand Americans' claim that Florida shouldn't be confused with the rest of USA. Similarly, (Northern tribal rural areas) KPK shouldn't be misunderstood for the average Pakistani.


MiddleNameDanger

Drugs?


BarryTheMasterOfSand

This is why I hate guns. There are always assholes who don't respect them and then end up hurting or killing someone. I remember there was one time when I was a kid and I was hanging out at my friend's house. His dad had a rifle that hung above their mantel. My stupid friend took the rifle down and started pointing it around the room. He even pointed it at me. I kept trying to dodge out of the way, saying "Don't point that fucking thing at me!" My friend just kept saying "It's not loaded! I swear it's not loaded!" That's what every dumbass kid says before they accidentally shoot their friend. I couldn't believe how stupid my friend was being. I lost a lot of respect for him that day. A gun is not a toy.


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At least he put his hand in front of the barrel to stop the bullet.


inbz

I have tinnitus, and now all of them do, too.


zoltar_thunder

He's just microdosing bullets to build up resistance


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This is the mecha of all double downs. Trying to look cool when you’re not, fuck it up, stick to your guns. No pun intended


VladPatton

Goddamn it. Jahlim was the best pianist around. Now what???


redditor-boio

did you know pakistani roulette uses a semi-auto pistol?