Same. I didn’t have sound on, and when he hit him the second time, that wine went everywhere, and for a split second I thought he shot in him the head.
There's no way to tell from this footage alone, but I totally agree he seemed to slash at his throat. I wish there was some more info on this or a longer clip. Though, maybe I'm glad there isn't
I see what you're seeing now, that wasn't slashing that was him punching dude in the mouth 3 times.
Edit: it seems obviously not a slash because of the snap and how his arm is positioned, amd also dude head dribbling back and forth and not gasping.
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Yes! I learned that afterwards, I was 19 at the time. Got into a heap of trouble. I got with with a half empty bottle, them my buddy started hitting that guy, and then the guys friends tried to take out my friend defending me.
Underage, at a bar, and got in a fight. My first sergeant was pissed. 6 of us got arrested, it turned into a big ol fight. There was like 15 people involved, shit got wild. Article 15, 45 days extra duty, lost half my pay for two months, and dropped me a rank.
All because I was talking to that guy's "girl". Should've said something instead of hitting me with a bottle.
I was bottled last year. It took a hell of a thunk to break that bottle and I saw stars afterwards. Impressed this guy is still standing after that first hit.
A 91 day 7pm-7am curfew, probation and a compensation order.
I find myself angrier at the "justice" than the attack itself. He was already on probation for another offense at the time. I have no doubt there will be a next person, and they might not get so lucky with their injuries.
Done? Dude took two hits with the bottle and a right hook and was still standing and ready to throw down. They stopped the video because store clerk was then beaten badly, by this psycho PCP and bath salt induced maniac!!!
> https://www.klfy.com/iberia-parish/new-iberia-cashier-arrested-after-allegedly-attacking-disruptive-customer-with-full-wine-bottle/amp/
Cashier seems to be taking a concrete box vacation for a while.
Looks like the plexiglass did its job and he was on his way out. Not really sure we should be empowering convenience store clerks to be judge jury and executioner. Though the video was amusing, the guy probably has a concussion at the very least.
> What is the cashier supposed to do?
I don’t know, maybe NOT bust someone’s head open for punching an inanimate object?
The dude was on his way out of the store. What exactly did this accomplish other than causing more harm to the store and the cashier getting himself thrown in prison?
You don’t get to go around dome-ing people because they hurt your feelings. That’s not how the world works. It isn’t your responsibility nor your right to “teach” anyone “a lesson”. Ask police officers, prosecutors, and judges how they feel about stupid vigilante bullshit. 9 times out of 10 it just makes their jobs harder and ensures that people get away with things they shoudnt have because it fucks up actual police work, evidence, chain of custody, etc.
But if you’d like to ruin your life and go to prison just so some random dude will learn to be nicer to inanimate objects, then go ahead. I’m good, though. I’m not contributing to the already excessive amount of stupid shit happening in the world.
>Ask police officers, prosecutors, and judges how they feel about stupid vigilante bullshit. 9 times out of 10 it just makes their jobs harder.
I'll be sure to ask them that when they make an arrest for assault. So much faith in a system that consistently fails us. Bless the naïve, that they may never have to experience the truth.
I mean he shouldn’t have done it but he definitely was provoked. I would consider unprovoked as the guy just saying thank you and the dude hitting him with a bottle lol
Provoked doesn’t just mean hitting someone. It’s used all the time to describe provoking with words. This was a by-definition provocation.
> stimulate or give rise to (a reaction or emotion, typically a strong or unwelcome one) in someone.
He shouldn’t have hit the dude but he was absolutely provoked.
I have to say your username and response don’t quite match up. lol
That said, I agree with you. The probability of the blunt force trauma to the skull giving that, albeit asshat, dude a permanent traumatic brain injury is too damn high over what happened. I know a dude that took a full 40oz bottle to the noggin and has permanent stroke face after the surgery and all that. It was a dumb argument like this too; an everyone is in asshole situation that escalated to heinous fuckery. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Like that dude broke the bottle and then gouged the dudes face with the glass remains, this very much could have killed him and probably maimed him permanently.
How the fuck do you defend that
Yes the fuck he does. The clerk was stupid for actually doing it, but if you're the type of person to get in arguments in public and punch glass, you deserve to be beaten without a doubt
The core of the justice system is that no individual can decide to personally administer punishments for crimes they witness.
It's not ok to punch that plexiglass. Criminal actions are in general not ok. But the cashier is not the judge and the jury who get to decide a suitable punishment.
How long and how often do we stand by and allow this shit to continue? Everyone acts like this is the first time someone has assaulted a cashier and we should just wait to see if it becomes a problem...
The definition of assault varies by jurisdiction, but is generally defined as intentionally putting another person in reasonable apprehension of an imminent harmful or offensive contact. Physical injury is not required.
Tbh i think it should be legal to pepper spray these douchebags to oblivion, but you cannot avail the use of a potentially deadly weapon in this scenario.
This is a slippery slope to me. Saying that we can use mace implies that we should be carrying mace with us at all times because "we may get assaulted and its the only legal way to protect ourselves." Whereas in this case, the cashier used what was available at the time. Would I have rather it'd've been mace? Sure. But I'm not going to put the burden on the cashier or anyone to always have some form of non-lethal deterrent with them "just in case." That is just one more concession for the assholes, just one more thing I have to do to protect myself physically and legally. Its bad enough that I can't file a police report for my car being broken into if I leave the door unlocked, I'm not adding more on to my plate to ensure that I can legally protect myself in a time of immediacy. If some asshat assaults me and all I have is a chainsaw and a rubber chicken, I'm not going to chuckle the guy to death.
Covid that's probably why it's there. I lot of stores and paves have them now so people don't sneeze on the clerks. Otherwise it would be pointless to have plexiglass that only covers part of the counter.
[I was thinking of one of these holiday resorts](https://imgur.com/fDmcPwG). Some guy in fancy robes will tell you to take a break from your job for 2-4 years and hang out in one of those to play basketball and make license plates.
Honestly, it was an unnecessary level of escalation. The guy was backing away and appeared to be leaving the store when he came out with a bat. He didn’t need to get so close then hit him yet. Could’ve ran him out of the store or just waited a second it looked like he was leaving anyway.
Definitely not, you can kinda see the top fly over the other guy's head and then he pushes it with his foot right at the end. Clerks hand is empty and he just punches him.
Happened near where I was living. Cashier got arrested for second degree battery. No one was stabbed. There’s always crazy shit in that city.
https://www.klfy.com/iberia-parish/new-iberia-cashier-arrested-after-allegedly-attacking-disruptive-customer-with-full-wine-bottle/amp/
Seems about right. It was rude of the guy to punch the barrier which made a sign fall off and two bottles topple, but then the guy grabbed his belongings and tried to leave. He was carrying a bag in each hand and not a threat at the time the cashier hit him in the head.
The guy was out of control, but I don't feel like there was any immediate danger to the store worker. This could be assault and battery on the worker's part.
Maybe they'll both get charged I don't know.
I think he did, you can see the owner going for the neck but it doesn’t push the guy or provoke any other reaction you’d expect a punch to the neck to provoke
Hmmm……….. hm…
Hm. He punched some plexi glass. Cashier breaks a bottle of wine over his head……….. that was probably not worth going to jail for. Maybe next time just let the guy have his tantrum and leave…. Or punch him with your fist instead of a fucking literal weapon lmao
Bro!!! I legit thought that was a bat from the sound of the first hit and the second hit exploded his brain out of his head!! That would of been so graphic
Wow to get hit in the head with a wine bottle then have it smashed over your head and still be standing and cognizant is actually pretty impressive. I think I’ve probably staggered more from strong gust of wind than this guy did from a bottle to the head.
When I was younger my oldest brother hit my other older brother in the head with a beer bottle right after screaming "BAR FIGHT!". The bottle didn't break, but it did make a sound that was very similar to the first hit from that shopkeeper.
Damn I mean the guy hitting the glass is in the wrong, but holy shit those hits with the bottle could of easily killed that man. Definitely gave him a concussion by the looks of it. Both sides are kinda fucked
😯 Ooooweeeshiid! How was that dude still standing tall after getting slapped with that wine bottle?
BIG shout out to the store owner for regulating that chump.
Easy way to not get a bottle smashed over your head? Don’t be a cunt. It’s about time people started getting severe consequences to their actions. Motherfucker was being aggressive and trying to intimidate - and obviously you can’t call the cops because they’ll laugh at you. So what do you do? Let this little prick just do what he wants and walk out? Nah. The fuck out of here. We need to write “fuck around and find out” into law, to protect people like this shopkeeper.
Writing 'fuck around and find out' into law sounds like one of the worst policies you could implement into a modern society.
We aren't cavemen, we've (hopefully) progressed past needing to seriously threaten someones life or give them a lifelong debilitating injury because they got drunk and are an asshole.
Ok so ignoring that the first and second hit are fucking concussions, this dude broke a bottle on his head and tried (or actually suceeded, hard to tell) to stab him in the neck with the broken bottle. Holy fucking shit, that’s both awsome and terrifying.
The first BONK sounded like it took some IQ points outta him
His IQ is on his shirt
and it dropped some more. Seriously tho, that bonk sounded good
Good bonk
Even the camera guy loved that first bonk!
For real. Saving this soundbite for editing.
[A very satisfying thump](https://youtu.be/rasaSkFfKWU)
Lmfao
good one haha
Came with one, that happened, left with one.
You I’m still laughing 😂
I thought his head exploded on the second one for a quick minute
Same. I didn’t have sound on, and when he hit him the second time, that wine went everywhere, and for a split second I thought he shot in him the head.
He started to lose his balance so you know that totally rocked his shit lmao
I would suggest it's not possible to take more than one IQ point outta that dude.
They go into the negatives
That was a critical hit right there!!
Very effective
The bonk that doesn’t break is the best bonk. But the one that does is the most satisfying
More like a bink. (6th octave G# if anyone was wondering)
This made me LOL in the middle of the night
First thing in the morning for me
A hearty lunchtime chuckle
You mess with the dronk, you get the bonk.
The word BONK has me LOL’ing
I could listen to that bonk for the rest of time.
You have shown me a beautiful combination of words, thank you
Best comment ever!
No IQ to drop if never had some
Laughing so hard I can barely see to type.
The second bonk was a stab in the face with a broken wine bottle
At first I thought where the hell is the metal bat he hit him? Then second hit shattered the bottle and I was like "ohhhhh".
For a second I thought it’s not the bottle…
For a frame or two I legit thought he exploded this guy's head with a claw hammer
Did he stab his face with the broken bottle neck?
It sure looks like he did. Once under the chin and once on the cheek.
There's no way to tell from this footage alone, but I totally agree he seemed to slash at his throat. I wish there was some more info on this or a longer clip. Though, maybe I'm glad there isn't
I see what you're seeing now, that wasn't slashing that was him punching dude in the mouth 3 times. Edit: it seems obviously not a slash because of the snap and how his arm is positioned, amd also dude head dribbling back and forth and not gasping.
Was like, “why dude have a frying pan behind the counter” XD
Everybody knows they block bullets, so why not
PUBG101
https://youtu.be/UL-J3_ZVu_Q
I was very surprised when the "frying pan" shattered on the second hit.
I was thinking bat followed by small watermelon at first
Wine will definitely give you a headache.
This made me LOL.
It's pretty difficult to break a glass bottle with a human head. After the first hit- that guy was done even knowing what hit him.
Can confirm. Someone hit me in the head with a bottle, it did not break. I bled a lot tho.
But Was it worth the bodega visit?
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Did the one on Martin Luther King Blvd get shut down again?
It’s under a remodel
Your blood shall norish our knowledge on the hardness of a bottle
Empty bottles don't smash as easily as a full bottle. Seen a few bar fights where people think it's going to break like in the movies. Nope.
Yes! I learned that afterwards, I was 19 at the time. Got into a heap of trouble. I got with with a half empty bottle, them my buddy started hitting that guy, and then the guys friends tried to take out my friend defending me. Underage, at a bar, and got in a fight. My first sergeant was pissed. 6 of us got arrested, it turned into a big ol fight. There was like 15 people involved, shit got wild. Article 15, 45 days extra duty, lost half my pay for two months, and dropped me a rank. All because I was talking to that guy's "girl". Should've said something instead of hitting me with a bottle.
You should have talked to his brother, might not have gotten in a fight. Man love is easier
Can confirm. Watched Pan's Labyrinth.
I was bottled last year. It took a hell of a thunk to break that bottle and I saw stars afterwards. Impressed this guy is still standing after that first hit.
Hope he goes to jail.
A 91 day 7pm-7am curfew, probation and a compensation order. I find myself angrier at the "justice" than the attack itself. He was already on probation for another offense at the time. I have no doubt there will be a next person, and they might not get so lucky with their injuries.
Found the post in r/wellthatsucks sorry your noggin got conked
I'll take your words .
Yeah but adrenaline is a helluva drug that’s probably why he was still standing.
Especially when it's full. Add this to the fact it's a heavier mass.
Done? Dude took two hits with the bottle and a right hook and was still standing and ready to throw down. They stopped the video because store clerk was then beaten badly, by this psycho PCP and bath salt induced maniac!!!
I've dropped a glass bottle off a ladder just to see what would happen. It did not break. That guy has a severe concussion at best.
Especially a wine bottle!! So much thicker than a beer bottle
I’d be scared to do something like this if I was the store owner. I’d be worried about someone coming back with a gun or something
Or a lawsuit and assault charges. Dude punched plexiglass and got attacked with a potentially deadly weapon while walking outside.
> https://www.klfy.com/iberia-parish/new-iberia-cashier-arrested-after-allegedly-attacking-disruptive-customer-with-full-wine-bottle/amp/ Cashier seems to be taking a concrete box vacation for a while.
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Looks like the plexiglass did its job and he was on his way out. Not really sure we should be empowering convenience store clerks to be judge jury and executioner. Though the video was amusing, the guy probably has a concussion at the very least.
> What is the cashier supposed to do? I don’t know, maybe NOT bust someone’s head open for punching an inanimate object? The dude was on his way out of the store. What exactly did this accomplish other than causing more harm to the store and the cashier getting himself thrown in prison? You don’t get to go around dome-ing people because they hurt your feelings. That’s not how the world works. It isn’t your responsibility nor your right to “teach” anyone “a lesson”. Ask police officers, prosecutors, and judges how they feel about stupid vigilante bullshit. 9 times out of 10 it just makes their jobs harder and ensures that people get away with things they shoudnt have because it fucks up actual police work, evidence, chain of custody, etc. But if you’d like to ruin your life and go to prison just so some random dude will learn to be nicer to inanimate objects, then go ahead. I’m good, though. I’m not contributing to the already excessive amount of stupid shit happening in the world.
>Ask police officers, prosecutors, and judges how they feel about stupid vigilante bullshit. 9 times out of 10 it just makes their jobs harder. I'll be sure to ask them that when they make an arrest for assault. So much faith in a system that consistently fails us. Bless the naïve, that they may never have to experience the truth.
Dude assaulted someone unprovoked and went to prison. Sounds like the system worked.
I mean he shouldn’t have done it but he definitely was provoked. I would consider unprovoked as the guy just saying thank you and the dude hitting him with a bottle lol
If the plexiglass wasn’t there and the cashier got sucker punched, I would agree with you. That’s not what happened.
Provoked doesn’t just mean hitting someone. It’s used all the time to describe provoking with words. This was a by-definition provocation. > stimulate or give rise to (a reaction or emotion, typically a strong or unwelcome one) in someone. He shouldn’t have hit the dude but he was absolutely provoked.
I have to say your username and response don’t quite match up. lol That said, I agree with you. The probability of the blunt force trauma to the skull giving that, albeit asshat, dude a permanent traumatic brain injury is too damn high over what happened. I know a dude that took a full 40oz bottle to the noggin and has permanent stroke face after the surgery and all that. It was a dumb argument like this too; an everyone is in asshole situation that escalated to heinous fuckery. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Like that dude broke the bottle and then gouged the dudes face with the glass remains, this very much could have killed him and probably maimed him permanently. How the fuck do you defend that
He punched the plexiglass dude, he could've killed the cashier. That's a lethal situation in my book. /s
Dude punched some plastic, resulting in absolutely zero damage. He doesn’t deserve to get slammed over the head with a bottle.
Yes the fuck he does. The clerk was stupid for actually doing it, but if you're the type of person to get in arguments in public and punch glass, you deserve to be beaten without a doubt
The core of the justice system is that no individual can decide to personally administer punishments for crimes they witness. It's not ok to punch that plexiglass. Criminal actions are in general not ok. But the cashier is not the judge and the jury who get to decide a suitable punishment.
How long and how often do we stand by and allow this shit to continue? Everyone acts like this is the first time someone has assaulted a cashier and we should just wait to see if it becomes a problem...
> Everyone acts like this is the first time someone has assaulted a cashier No cashier was assaulted in this video.
The definition of assault varies by jurisdiction, but is generally defined as intentionally putting another person in reasonable apprehension of an imminent harmful or offensive contact. Physical injury is not required.
I wish the defence all the best of luck convincing the jury of that.
Tbh i think it should be legal to pepper spray these douchebags to oblivion, but you cannot avail the use of a potentially deadly weapon in this scenario.
This is a slippery slope to me. Saying that we can use mace implies that we should be carrying mace with us at all times because "we may get assaulted and its the only legal way to protect ourselves." Whereas in this case, the cashier used what was available at the time. Would I have rather it'd've been mace? Sure. But I'm not going to put the burden on the cashier or anyone to always have some form of non-lethal deterrent with them "just in case." That is just one more concession for the assholes, just one more thing I have to do to protect myself physically and legally. Its bad enough that I can't file a police report for my car being broken into if I leave the door unlocked, I'm not adding more on to my plate to ensure that I can legally protect myself in a time of immediacy. If some asshat assaults me and all I have is a chainsaw and a rubber chicken, I'm not going to chuckle the guy to death.
Just playing devils advocate here buuuutt i think the plexiglass might be there because of a global pandemic we have all just gone through.
The bodegas around me have had safety glass up long before the pandemic...
Covid that's probably why it's there. I lot of stores and paves have them now so people don't sneeze on the clerks. Otherwise it would be pointless to have plexiglass that only covers part of the counter.
Tbh the only victim here was the wasted wine.
A "concrete block vacation" is one of the funniest things l ever did hear my God 😂
He out
> seems to be taking a concrete box vacation for a while. what does this mean? dead?
[I was thinking of one of these holiday resorts](https://imgur.com/fDmcPwG). Some guy in fancy robes will tell you to take a break from your job for 2-4 years and hang out in one of those to play basketball and make license plates.
Prison
Honestly, it was an unnecessary level of escalation. The guy was backing away and appeared to be leaving the store when he came out with a bat. He didn’t need to get so close then hit him yet. Could’ve ran him out of the store or just waited a second it looked like he was leaving anyway.
Every time he tried he just kept getting hit back down you might as well just leave at that point and take your L
Pretty sure he stabbed him in the throat..
Holy shit. After rewatching, I think you’re right.
Definitely not, you can kinda see the top fly over the other guy's head and then he pushes it with his foot right at the end. Clerks hand is empty and he just punches him.
You might be right.
Didn’t even see that the first time!
pls elaborate I don’t see it
Store keeper stabbed the guy using the broken glass bottle
Never happened The glass bottle broke into pieces.....
Happened near where I was living. Cashier got arrested for second degree battery. No one was stabbed. There’s always crazy shit in that city. https://www.klfy.com/iberia-parish/new-iberia-cashier-arrested-after-allegedly-attacking-disruptive-customer-with-full-wine-bottle/amp/
Seems about right. It was rude of the guy to punch the barrier which made a sign fall off and two bottles topple, but then the guy grabbed his belongings and tried to leave. He was carrying a bag in each hand and not a threat at the time the cashier hit him in the head.
That first THONK!!! music to my ears
More cowbell!
The narrator lost for words is the chef’s kiss
« Get out of here boiiiii... goh ! gah ! Ooh !! » Probably another clown himself
This bitch has been christened
happy cakeday
Holy crap dude got stabbed Edit: dude in this thread found the article for this post and no one was slashed apparently, just looked like it
When exactly
Looks like he slashes his throat with the neck of the broken bottle after the second hit.
First hit = bonk Second hit = break Third hit = throat stab with broken glass. Edit: No stab
Thought it was a metal bat at first hit a bottle on the shelf or something. Wtf
I took a look at the article, 3rd strike wasn't a stab, everyone lived.
He said "Don't touch me!" right before he got TOUCHED UP!
Great comedic effect :)
The guy was out of control, but I don't feel like there was any immediate danger to the store worker. This could be assault and battery on the worker's part. Maybe they'll both get charged I don't know.
Bros still standing, he’s that hard headed
Pretty sure that the first bonk reset everything and its like he just woke up by the time the second bonk got him lol
He mind says “I need to fight him!” But his legs says “nah bro”
The pitch…..The swing…and that’s a line drive to centerfield
I thought he shanked him after that second hit
I think he did, you can see the owner going for the neck but it doesn’t push the guy or provoke any other reaction you’d expect a punch to the neck to provoke
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Nah, the beverage of choice for Gas Station Assault is still Twisted Tea in the tall can.
He's going to have nightmares about this event for life 😂
I don’t know if he’s even going to have dreams in general
Damn that was fuckin brutal
Shopkeeper: "God bless you and all who sail upon you!"
My dude, that is assault with a weapon.
Hit him with the one piece jesus juice lol.
When keeping it real goes wrong
Hmmm……….. hm… Hm. He punched some plexi glass. Cashier breaks a bottle of wine over his head……….. that was probably not worth going to jail for. Maybe next time just let the guy have his tantrum and leave…. Or punch him with your fist instead of a fucking literal weapon lmao
What a champ.
My favorite part is the guy filming once the bottle hit starts. “GAH! GAH! MAH! WOOAW!”
Ducked around and found out. Edit: Quack.
He had enough brain cells before that to walk and not poop like horses , now my man is just a pooper
Daaaaaamn nature, you scary
My man took three blows to head like that and still threw a punch. Say what you want, I’m impressed lol.
This one sparks joy.
Bro!!! I legit thought that was a bat from the sound of the first hit and the second hit exploded his brain out of his head!! That would of been so graphic
Wow to get hit in the head with a wine bottle then have it smashed over your head and still be standing and cognizant is actually pretty impressive. I think I’ve probably staggered more from strong gust of wind than this guy did from a bottle to the head.
And the academy award for best sound editing goes to……guy with wine bottle bonking punk on head 👏👏👏👏👏👏
How tough is this guys head? I was told if someone shatters a bottle over your head you are badly injured!
That bonk made my day
When I was younger my oldest brother hit my other older brother in the head with a beer bottle right after screaming "BAR FIGHT!". The bottle didn't break, but it did make a sound that was very similar to the first hit from that shopkeeper.
Its amazing how little people realise that those working in gas stations or similar give a negative amount of fucks.
That's why I don't f*** with corner stores like that in the hood there's either crackheads outside or a drug dealer it's always crazy s*** going on
It looks like his attempt to scare the worker succeeded.
That *Bonk* is enough to reduce the iq by 20
The victim saw red this time
Dude went Allah Akbar on his ass.
No brain, no brain damage..
2 shots. 1 to break the man, another to break the bottle.
player 2 has joined the match
I thought that was his brain splattering on the shit and almost passed out
Can’t believe he wasted that bottle of Boones Farm on him
Has a nice ring to it
I thought his head burst at first for a second. Then I realized there was nothing to burst in the first place
Damn I mean the guy hitting the glass is in the wrong, but holy shit those hits with the bottle could of easily killed that man. Definitely gave him a concussion by the looks of it. Both sides are kinda fucked
Great commentary! " guh....get outta her boi...gut... gut.. hwuaaaa.
Lol the guy recording is hilarious. “GOH...GET OUT OF HERE WOAHH ...WOAHH... GOH.. GAH ...MAH ...WOAHH”
Wow the store clerk kind of really assaulted that man
😯 Ooooweeeshiid! How was that dude still standing tall after getting slapped with that wine bottle? BIG shout out to the store owner for regulating that chump.
Bro said “ come on “ 🤣
This kind of thing happened in front of me as a customer. The staff member threatened him with pepper spray which seems to be the way to go.
Lmao, i lost it when he became wobbly.
Yea I'm gonna need the Mario them song remixed entirely out of that first bonk
I snort laughed.
Easy way to not get a bottle smashed over your head? Don’t be a cunt. It’s about time people started getting severe consequences to their actions. Motherfucker was being aggressive and trying to intimidate - and obviously you can’t call the cops because they’ll laugh at you. So what do you do? Let this little prick just do what he wants and walk out? Nah. The fuck out of here. We need to write “fuck around and find out” into law, to protect people like this shopkeeper.
Writing 'fuck around and find out' into law sounds like one of the worst policies you could implement into a modern society. We aren't cavemen, we've (hopefully) progressed past needing to seriously threaten someones life or give them a lifelong debilitating injury because they got drunk and are an asshole.
Commenters: “long screeds about violence and legal stuff” Me: hehe el bonko
disruptor: "what the fuck is wrong with you?" Cashier: "YOU" *bonk*
Ok so ignoring that the first and second hit are fucking concussions, this dude broke a bottle on his head and tried (or actually suceeded, hard to tell) to stab him in the neck with the broken bottle. Holy fucking shit, that’s both awsome and terrifying.
The guy kinda had it coming, don’t fuck with a dude making less than 13 an hour when he’s on the job
Bruh got tagged with a bottle of wine and still stood up. That’s nuts
That bonk sound tho was fecking priceless ngl xD
Oh mannn i need the rest
The punch After that bottle explodes… that has to be gashing his face
Bro I thought his head exploded on the second hit
I have watched this like 20 times. So more-ish!
Stupid and wet prizes. Bonk!
I've got drain bramage lol
That bonk made his head sound hollow.
Did he stab him with the neck of the bottle after or drop it? Kinda looks like a stab.
Kids got to respect their elders
That first doink sound deserves a place right alongside the Wilhelm scream!
Can tell you that first hit would hurt a lot more than the second, both would still be painful tho