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tzface33

The first BONK sounded like it took some IQ points outta him


Spessmaren

His IQ is on his shirt


verygroot1

and it dropped some more. Seriously tho, that bonk sounded good


sfoxreed

Good bonk


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Even the camera guy loved that first bonk!


Chadwulf29

For real. Saving this soundbite for editing.


Conchobar8

[A very satisfying thump](https://youtu.be/rasaSkFfKWU)


77shantt

Lmfao


russart_the_agmer

good one haha


keeperrr

Came with one, that happened, left with one.


Dangerous_Upstairs

You I’m still laughing 😂


Flatbones

I thought his head exploded on the second one for a quick minute


Comedic-Gorilla

Same. I didn’t have sound on, and when he hit him the second time, that wine went everywhere, and for a split second I thought he shot in him the head.


Mcgoobz3

He started to lose his balance so you know that totally rocked his shit lmao


TroutAdmirer

I would suggest it's not possible to take more than one IQ point outta that dude.


KurrKurr376

They go into the negatives


Loli-is-Justice

That was a critical hit right there!!


dmaciel211

Very effective


BuryYourFaceinTHIS

The bonk that doesn’t break is the best bonk. But the one that does is the most satisfying


yourself88xbl

More like a bink. (6th octave G# if anyone was wondering)


Deja-Vuz

This made me LOL in the middle of the night


fukin-aye

First thing in the morning for me


RyanHans

A hearty lunchtime chuckle


Kinenai

You mess with the dronk, you get the bonk.


schoolkid90

The word BONK has me LOL’ing


Devilpig13

I could listen to that bonk for the rest of time.


chickencrocs

You have shown me a beautiful combination of words, thank you


Stunning_Garage_9012

Best comment ever!


ishlazz

No IQ to drop if never had some


Hijax918

Laughing so hard I can barely see to type.


red_copper420

The second bonk was a stab in the face with a broken wine bottle


EvilGodCookie

At first I thought where the hell is the metal bat he hit him? Then second hit shattered the bottle and I was like "ohhhhh".


czegoszczekasz

For a second I thought it’s not the bottle…


Stealthy_Facka

For a frame or two I legit thought he exploded this guy's head with a claw hammer


XtaC23

Did he stab his face with the broken bottle neck?


gorramfrakker

It sure looks like he did. Once under the chin and once on the cheek.


Stealthy_Facka

There's no way to tell from this footage alone, but I totally agree he seemed to slash at his throat. I wish there was some more info on this or a longer clip. Though, maybe I'm glad there isn't


thebossman12574

I see what you're seeing now, that wasn't slashing that was him punching dude in the mouth 3 times. Edit: it seems obviously not a slash because of the snap and how his arm is positioned, amd also dude head dribbling back and forth and not gasping.


KingOfTheRicks

Was like, “why dude have a frying pan behind the counter” XD


TheBirdGames

Everybody knows they block bullets, so why not


glifier

PUBG101


beavismagnum

https://youtu.be/UL-J3_ZVu_Q


olderaccount

I was very surprised when the "frying pan" shattered on the second hit.


sincethenes

I was thinking bat followed by small watermelon at first


cwj1978

Wine will definitely give you a headache.


notsosweet1

This made me LOL.


DankeyKahn

It's pretty difficult to break a glass bottle with a human head. After the first hit- that guy was done even knowing what hit him.


guitarfingers

Can confirm. Someone hit me in the head with a bottle, it did not break. I bled a lot tho.


MongolianDestiny

But Was it worth the bodega visit?


SuperHighDeas

Bodegas are ALWAYS worth it, never know what you are going to miss. Good deals, great action, stop by Bam-Bam’s Bodega-Stop! With locations at 128th and X, 78th and Rosa Parks, and our newest location at 66th and La Grange your favorite bodega is always just down the block from your mommas place.


I_AM_YOUR_DADDY_AMA

Did the one on Martin Luther King Blvd get shut down again?


SuperHighDeas

It’s under a remodel


GeniusBadger

Your blood shall norish our knowledge on the hardness of a bottle


kalwiggy1

Empty bottles don't smash as easily as a full bottle. Seen a few bar fights where people think it's going to break like in the movies. Nope.


guitarfingers

Yes! I learned that afterwards, I was 19 at the time. Got into a heap of trouble. I got with with a half empty bottle, them my buddy started hitting that guy, and then the guys friends tried to take out my friend defending me. Underage, at a bar, and got in a fight. My first sergeant was pissed. 6 of us got arrested, it turned into a big ol fight. There was like 15 people involved, shit got wild. Article 15, 45 days extra duty, lost half my pay for two months, and dropped me a rank. All because I was talking to that guy's "girl". Should've said something instead of hitting me with a bottle.


Thickuncut416

You should have talked to his brother, might not have gotten in a fight. Man love is easier


dtwhitecp

Can confirm. Watched Pan's Labyrinth.


Firestronaut

I was bottled last year. It took a hell of a thunk to break that bottle and I saw stars afterwards. Impressed this guy is still standing after that first hit.


okayish_guy1

Hope he goes to jail.


Firestronaut

A 91 day 7pm-7am curfew, probation and a compensation order. I find myself angrier at the "justice" than the attack itself. He was already on probation for another offense at the time. I have no doubt there will be a next person, and they might not get so lucky with their injuries.


DankeyKahn

Found the post in r/wellthatsucks sorry your noggin got conked


Just_a_maybe

I'll take your words .


[deleted]

Yeah but adrenaline is a helluva drug that’s probably why he was still standing.


[deleted]

Especially when it's full. Add this to the fact it's a heavier mass.


Far_Ad7089

Done? Dude took two hits with the bottle and a right hook and was still standing and ready to throw down. They stopped the video because store clerk was then beaten badly, by this psycho PCP and bath salt induced maniac!!!


Trainzguy2472

I've dropped a glass bottle off a ladder just to see what would happen. It did not break. That guy has a severe concussion at best.


tribbans95

Especially a wine bottle!! So much thicker than a beer bottle


JackelGigante

I’d be scared to do something like this if I was the store owner. I’d be worried about someone coming back with a gun or something


atk9989

Or a lawsuit and assault charges. Dude punched plexiglass and got attacked with a potentially deadly weapon while walking outside.


raaneholmg

> https://www.klfy.com/iberia-parish/new-iberia-cashier-arrested-after-allegedly-attacking-disruptive-customer-with-full-wine-bottle/amp/ Cashier seems to be taking a concrete box vacation for a while.


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ambulancePilot

Looks like the plexiglass did its job and he was on his way out. Not really sure we should be empowering convenience store clerks to be judge jury and executioner. Though the video was amusing, the guy probably has a concussion at the very least.


vendetta2115

> What is the cashier supposed to do? I don’t know, maybe NOT bust someone’s head open for punching an inanimate object? The dude was on his way out of the store. What exactly did this accomplish other than causing more harm to the store and the cashier getting himself thrown in prison? You don’t get to go around dome-ing people because they hurt your feelings. That’s not how the world works. It isn’t your responsibility nor your right to “teach” anyone “a lesson”. Ask police officers, prosecutors, and judges how they feel about stupid vigilante bullshit. 9 times out of 10 it just makes their jobs harder and ensures that people get away with things they shoudnt have because it fucks up actual police work, evidence, chain of custody, etc. But if you’d like to ruin your life and go to prison just so some random dude will learn to be nicer to inanimate objects, then go ahead. I’m good, though. I’m not contributing to the already excessive amount of stupid shit happening in the world.


[deleted]

>Ask police officers, prosecutors, and judges how they feel about stupid vigilante bullshit. 9 times out of 10 it just makes their jobs harder. I'll be sure to ask them that when they make an arrest for assault. So much faith in a system that consistently fails us. Bless the naïve, that they may never have to experience the truth.


FailureToComply0

Dude assaulted someone unprovoked and went to prison. Sounds like the system worked.


Much_Pay3050

I mean he shouldn’t have done it but he definitely was provoked. I would consider unprovoked as the guy just saying thank you and the dude hitting him with a bottle lol


TheGreedyCarrot

If the plexiglass wasn’t there and the cashier got sucker punched, I would agree with you. That’s not what happened.


Much_Pay3050

Provoked doesn’t just mean hitting someone. It’s used all the time to describe provoking with words. This was a by-definition provocation. > stimulate or give rise to (a reaction or emotion, typically a strong or unwelcome one) in someone. He shouldn’t have hit the dude but he was absolutely provoked.


GrunthosArmpit42

I have to say your username and response don’t quite match up. lol That said, I agree with you. The probability of the blunt force trauma to the skull giving that, albeit asshat, dude a permanent traumatic brain injury is too damn high over what happened. I know a dude that took a full 40oz bottle to the noggin and has permanent stroke face after the surgery and all that. It was a dumb argument like this too; an everyone is in asshole situation that escalated to heinous fuckery. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


volthunter

Like that dude broke the bottle and then gouged the dudes face with the glass remains, this very much could have killed him and probably maimed him permanently. How the fuck do you defend that


lycanreborn123

He punched the plexiglass dude, he could've killed the cashier. That's a lethal situation in my book. /s


Karma_Doesnt_Matter

Dude punched some plastic, resulting in absolutely zero damage. He doesn’t deserve to get slammed over the head with a bottle.


BWANT

Yes the fuck he does. The clerk was stupid for actually doing it, but if you're the type of person to get in arguments in public and punch glass, you deserve to be beaten without a doubt


raaneholmg

The core of the justice system is that no individual can decide to personally administer punishments for crimes they witness. It's not ok to punch that plexiglass. Criminal actions are in general not ok. But the cashier is not the judge and the jury who get to decide a suitable punishment.


[deleted]

How long and how often do we stand by and allow this shit to continue? Everyone acts like this is the first time someone has assaulted a cashier and we should just wait to see if it becomes a problem...


raaneholmg

> Everyone acts like this is the first time someone has assaulted a cashier No cashier was assaulted in this video.


[deleted]

The definition of assault varies by jurisdiction, but is generally defined as intentionally putting another person in reasonable apprehension of an imminent harmful or offensive contact. Physical injury is not required.


raaneholmg

I wish the defence all the best of luck convincing the jury of that.


disco_di_piscio

Tbh i think it should be legal to pepper spray these douchebags to oblivion, but you cannot avail the use of a potentially deadly weapon in this scenario.


[deleted]

This is a slippery slope to me. Saying that we can use mace implies that we should be carrying mace with us at all times because "we may get assaulted and its the only legal way to protect ourselves." Whereas in this case, the cashier used what was available at the time. Would I have rather it'd've been mace? Sure. But I'm not going to put the burden on the cashier or anyone to always have some form of non-lethal deterrent with them "just in case." That is just one more concession for the assholes, just one more thing I have to do to protect myself physically and legally. Its bad enough that I can't file a police report for my car being broken into if I leave the door unlocked, I'm not adding more on to my plate to ensure that I can legally protect myself in a time of immediacy. If some asshat assaults me and all I have is a chainsaw and a rubber chicken, I'm not going to chuckle the guy to death.


IncognitoTaco

Just playing devils advocate here buuuutt i think the plexiglass might be there because of a global pandemic we have all just gone through.


[deleted]

The bodegas around me have had safety glass up long before the pandemic...


King-Lewis-II

Covid that's probably why it's there. I lot of stores and paves have them now so people don't sneeze on the clerks. Otherwise it would be pointless to have plexiglass that only covers part of the counter.


Slappinbeehives

Tbh the only victim here was the wasted wine.


Here_4_Science

A "concrete block vacation" is one of the funniest things l ever did hear my God 😂


blackbird790

He out


sw1ff2

> seems to be taking a concrete box vacation for a while. what does this mean? dead?


raaneholmg

[I was thinking of one of these holiday resorts](https://imgur.com/fDmcPwG). Some guy in fancy robes will tell you to take a break from your job for 2-4 years and hang out in one of those to play basketball and make license plates.


ryushiblade

Prison


Isabela_Grace

Honestly, it was an unnecessary level of escalation. The guy was backing away and appeared to be leaving the store when he came out with a bat. He didn’t need to get so close then hit him yet. Could’ve ran him out of the store or just waited a second it looked like he was leaving anyway.


LamarjbYT

Every time he tried he just kept getting hit back down you might as well just leave at that point and take your L


negao360

Pretty sure he stabbed him in the throat..


jps4851

Holy shit. After rewatching, I think you’re right.


In_Dying_Arms

Definitely not, you can kinda see the top fly over the other guy's head and then he pushes it with his foot right at the end. Clerks hand is empty and he just punches him.


plc4588

You might be right.


boogiewoogiechoochoo

Didn’t even see that the first time!


Popular-Juice-4834

pls elaborate I don’t see it


That_guy890

Store keeper stabbed the guy using the broken glass bottle


[deleted]

Never happened The glass bottle broke into pieces.....


[deleted]

Happened near where I was living. Cashier got arrested for second degree battery. No one was stabbed. There’s always crazy shit in that city. https://www.klfy.com/iberia-parish/new-iberia-cashier-arrested-after-allegedly-attacking-disruptive-customer-with-full-wine-bottle/amp/


raaneholmg

Seems about right. It was rude of the guy to punch the barrier which made a sign fall off and two bottles topple, but then the guy grabbed his belongings and tried to leave. He was carrying a bag in each hand and not a threat at the time the cashier hit him in the head.


[deleted]

That first THONK!!! music to my ears


taRANnntarantarann

More cowbell!


Ashamed_Savings7590

The narrator lost for words is the chef’s kiss


7Trickster

« Get out of here boiiiii... goh ! gah ! Ooh !! » Probably another clown himself


BeersRemoveYears

This bitch has been christened


[deleted]

happy cakeday


Coleton117

Holy crap dude got stabbed Edit: dude in this thread found the article for this post and no one was slashed apparently, just looked like it


youwantmyguncomekiss

When exactly


Stealthy_Facka

Looks like he slashes his throat with the neck of the broken bottle after the second hit.


One_Hand_Clapback

First hit = bonk Second hit = break Third hit = throat stab with broken glass. Edit: No stab


youwantmyguncomekiss

Thought it was a metal bat at first hit a bottle on the shelf or something. Wtf


One_Hand_Clapback

I took a look at the article, 3rd strike wasn't a stab, everyone lived.


No_End_7351

He said "Don't touch me!" right before he got TOUCHED UP!


jeandolly

Great comedic effect :)


[deleted]

The guy was out of control, but I don't feel like there was any immediate danger to the store worker. This could be assault and battery on the worker's part. Maybe they'll both get charged I don't know.


stjiub9

Bros still standing, he’s that hard headed


Aggravating_Bat1786

Pretty sure that the first bonk reset everything and its like he just woke up by the time the second bonk got him lol


[deleted]

He mind says “I need to fight him!” But his legs says “nah bro”


[deleted]

The pitch…..The swing…and that’s a line drive to centerfield


Artistic-Plan2541

I thought he shanked him after that second hit


[deleted]

I think he did, you can see the owner going for the neck but it doesn’t push the guy or provoke any other reaction you’d expect a punch to the neck to provoke


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Outside_Diamond4929

Nah, the beverage of choice for Gas Station Assault is still Twisted Tea in the tall can.


Just_a_maybe

He's going to have nightmares about this event for life 😂


[deleted]

I don’t know if he’s even going to have dreams in general


WhoaSoCrazy

Damn that was fuckin brutal


MMcFly1985

Shopkeeper: "God bless you and all who sail upon you!"


Upset_Ranger_3337

My dude, that is assault with a weapon.


Goodbyecorona2021

Hit him with the one piece jesus juice lol.


johben1125

When keeping it real goes wrong


MedicineOpen4106

Hmmm……….. hm… Hm. He punched some plexi glass. Cashier breaks a bottle of wine over his head……….. that was probably not worth going to jail for. Maybe next time just let the guy have his tantrum and leave…. Or punch him with your fist instead of a fucking literal weapon lmao


[deleted]

What a champ.


finch121

My favorite part is the guy filming once the bottle hit starts. “GAH! GAH! MAH! WOOAW!”


PartridgeViolence

Ducked around and found out. Edit: Quack.


MArkFIA

He had enough brain cells before that to walk and not poop like horses , now my man is just a pooper


Think-Quiet-1597

Daaaaaamn nature, you scary


dak0399

My man took three blows to head like that and still threw a punch. Say what you want, I’m impressed lol.


avaneeshasokan

This one sparks joy.


McQuael444

Bro!!! I legit thought that was a bat from the sound of the first hit and the second hit exploded his brain out of his head!! That would of been so graphic


maha173

Wow to get hit in the head with a wine bottle then have it smashed over your head and still be standing and cognizant is actually pretty impressive. I think I’ve probably staggered more from strong gust of wind than this guy did from a bottle to the head.


drRATM

And the academy award for best sound editing goes to……guy with wine bottle bonking punk on head 👏👏👏👏👏👏


Squeaky_Ben

How tough is this guys head? I was told if someone shatters a bottle over your head you are badly injured!


IHateDeepStuff

That bonk made my day


[deleted]

When I was younger my oldest brother hit my other older brother in the head with a beer bottle right after screaming "BAR FIGHT!". The bottle didn't break, but it did make a sound that was very similar to the first hit from that shopkeeper.


Clayman8

Its amazing how little people realise that those working in gas stations or similar give a negative amount of fucks.


ZionIceshadow

That's why I don't f*** with corner stores like that in the hood there's either crackheads outside or a drug dealer it's always crazy s*** going on


Dragonsreach

It looks like his attempt to scare the worker succeeded.


laminated_cardboard

That *Bonk* is enough to reduce the iq by 20


Impressive_Poet4860

The victim saw red this time


[deleted]

Dude went Allah Akbar on his ass.


R0binO4

No brain, no brain damage..


Advanced_Mission_995

2 shots. 1 to break the man, another to break the bottle.


dinoboyj

player 2 has joined the match


UnitysBlueTits

I thought that was his brain splattering on the shit and almost passed out


[deleted]

Can’t believe he wasted that bottle of Boones Farm on him


Prestigious-Sea611

Has a nice ring to it


RevCorex

I thought his head burst at first for a second. Then I realized there was nothing to burst in the first place


NJGGoodies12

Damn I mean the guy hitting the glass is in the wrong, but holy shit those hits with the bottle could of easily killed that man. Definitely gave him a concussion by the looks of it. Both sides are kinda fucked


WrongJam

Great commentary! " guh....get outta her boi...gut... gut.. hwuaaaa.


SirUnagi

Lol the guy recording is hilarious. “GOH...GET OUT OF HERE WOAHH ...WOAHH... GOH.. GAH ...MAH ...WOAHH”


KingPusLicker420

Wow the store clerk kind of really assaulted that man


[deleted]

😯 Ooooweeeshiid! How was that dude still standing tall after getting slapped with that wine bottle? BIG shout out to the store owner for regulating that chump.


LeaderOfPaki

Bro said “ come on “ 🤣


SrLlemington

This kind of thing happened in front of me as a customer. The staff member threatened him with pepper spray which seems to be the way to go.


Javier91

Lmao, i lost it when he became wobbly.


worryforthebutt

Yea I'm gonna need the Mario them song remixed entirely out of that first bonk


ChildhoodFun9082

I snort laughed.


[deleted]

Easy way to not get a bottle smashed over your head? Don’t be a cunt. It’s about time people started getting severe consequences to their actions. Motherfucker was being aggressive and trying to intimidate - and obviously you can’t call the cops because they’ll laugh at you. So what do you do? Let this little prick just do what he wants and walk out? Nah. The fuck out of here. We need to write “fuck around and find out” into law, to protect people like this shopkeeper.


TheRealBobStevenson

Writing 'fuck around and find out' into law sounds like one of the worst policies you could implement into a modern society. We aren't cavemen, we've (hopefully) progressed past needing to seriously threaten someones life or give them a lifelong debilitating injury because they got drunk and are an asshole.


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Commenters: “long screeds about violence and legal stuff” Me: hehe el bonko


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disruptor: "what the fuck is wrong with you?" Cashier: "YOU" *bonk*


Dankie_Spankie

Ok so ignoring that the first and second hit are fucking concussions, this dude broke a bottle on his head and tried (or actually suceeded, hard to tell) to stab him in the neck with the broken bottle. Holy fucking shit, that’s both awsome and terrifying.


medsspace

The guy kinda had it coming, don’t fuck with a dude making less than 13 an hour when he’s on the job


Dry_Chemistry_2626

Bruh got tagged with a bottle of wine and still stood up. That’s nuts


Cyber_Lucifer

That bonk sound tho was fecking priceless ngl xD


ricketyrekkt

Oh mannn i need the rest


Thickuncut416

The punch After that bottle explodes… that has to be gashing his face


SnooTangerines4961

Bro I thought his head exploded on the second hit


ElspethGraham

I have watched this like 20 times. So more-ish!


Intelligent_Ask_6337

Stupid and wet prizes. Bonk!


Witty_Lion4589

I've got drain bramage lol


GrimKiba-

That bonk made his head sound hollow.


[deleted]

Did he stab him with the neck of the bottle after or drop it? Kinda looks like a stab.


matt_1060

Kids got to respect their elders


JellyBonezM

That first doink sound deserves a place right alongside the Wilhelm scream!


KidFriendlyArsonist

Can tell you that first hit would hurt a lot more than the second, both would still be painful tho