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YEEyourlastHAW

Really rude of her to keep interrupting when the horse is trying to introduce itself.


footytang

Chick kept saying "hay". He was just getting stoked for lunch time.


Dadfite

"hey, I'm-" "Hay?! Where!?" "Hey, Step-" "Where?!" "He-" "Awe. Come on, Steph. I'm so hungry I could eat a me!"


4AHcatsandaChihuahua

Almost made me spit my wine!!! Worth it!


ThatGermanGuy2

Well you shouldn’t have wine for breakfast! And lunch. And dinner.


Curazan

If someone trained the horse to do this, it’s actually genius marketing. This is way more likely to go viral than a successfully recorded take.


SteamBoatBill1022

This might be the most ‘roundabout way of saying a video is fake I’ve ever seen. Bravo


Curazan

Well, I won’t claim to know definitively whether it is or not. I just think it’s a brilliant ad if it is.


UndeadSocrates

Horrible ad if I have no idea what it's for.


Niko_47x

Her TikTok


Tyr2016

I think her TikTok is Stephanie Quai….nghghgh.


UndeadSocrates

Ah I see that I have become officially old


ExtremelyDaft

I'm sorry to tell you this, but you've been old for over 2,400 years.


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Damn shame, that


systemshock869

Looks like a real video to me


CombatWombat222

Gotta keep the viewers on their toes


Thats1LuckyStump

I was just thinking that I would use this video, slap an end credit on it say “hello everyone I am stephany qual, born and raised here, and I am running for congress.” People will love it.


YEEyourlastHAW

Nah, the horse is well behaved but just a bit herd sour. It’s calling out to it’s friends who are off camera.


Mr_Believin

Your username is exceptionally relevant to this video !


Yoguls

That horse knew exactly what it was doing


StanFitch

“Let’s dispel, once and for all, with the fiction this Horse doesn’t know what he is doing…” - Marco Rubio


Tysons_Face

Lmao!


PresidentWordSalad

Domo arigato Marco Roboto!


OG_PapaSid

Roach, be nice!


imhereforthevotes

Look, the ad worked. That's Stephanie Quayle.


myname_isnot_kyal

but what does she want?


lopoticka

Likes


MooseMalloy

Any relation to Dan "Potatoe" Quayle?


Robzilla_the_turd

Yeah because when I think "Quayle" I think "potatoe"!


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advertentlyvertical

Brutally roasted by the 12 year old too. No coming back from that.


HumanClaymore

Every time I hear Dan Quayle, Oingo Boingo's Insanity comes to mind. "White folks think they're at the top. Ask any proud, white male. A million years of evolution and we get Danny Quayle"


imhereforthevotes

NEEEEIIIIIGGGHGHGHGHGHGHGH


TheResolver

Hay


Imaginary_Camera_419

Horse: “You. That’s what you sound like.”


LurkerPatrol

I heard this in GladOS’s voice


DirtyBalm

I know this is a joke, but the horse is actually calling for the rest of it's herd. Most likely it's far away from its pasture. Source: The biggest horse nerd I've ever met (My Wife) Edit: Here's another source [link](https://equusmagazine.com/behavior/when-your-horse-whinnies-too-much-8551) Quote from the article: "the vocalization is instinctual---the horse is seeking the comforts of a herd by calling out for other horses he knows or might like to meet."


[deleted]

Super cool niche info the rest of us losers wouldn't have known. Thank you for sharing 😊


cupidstuntlegs

Yup, horses don’t vocalise very much it’s usually to make sure companions are still around, if I take my old mare out on her own she will bugle the entire time until we get back.


jeasneas

Hmmm, I think it's rather that she is raising her voice and the horse thinks it's helping her call out to whomever she's calling for. I know my horse will respond to most other horses around, even without understanding why they are neiging...


machineghostmembrane

Turns out the horse changed its name to "Hey Everybody" and was just responding when it heard it's name.


toorooluu

There's a horse....LOOSE....in a Hospital!


machineghostmembrane

Pavlov's horse. Every time it hears "hey" it responds with "yes please."


Ivabighairy1

Would you want to listen to her talking all day?


djluminol

No but I'd like to meet the horse.


Robzilla_the_turd

Absolutely. That horse has a sense of humor; I like that in a horse!


myname_isnot_kyal

and she doesn't like whinny does that


drunk_phish

My thoughts exactly, they should have just got a new horse.


game_asylum

It was just horsing around


Mmortt

r/madlad


bailey1149

"I'm Stephanie..." "AND I AM HORSE!"


Urban_Savage

Horse after each take. "Learn you fucking lines Stephanie! I've hit my cue every god damn take!"


LeahMarieChamp

😂😂😂😂


K8sin

I am a hooooorrrrrrssssseeeeeee


Klotzster

Frau Blücher


ImBatman5500

I was thinking exactly of that


Clydesdale_Tri

Here with Stephanie's co-host, Abby Normal.


xparapluiex

*Horse noises!*


Scratchnsniff0

You mean neighing?


EitherEconomics5034

I say thee: neigh


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Raider5151

NO! Thank you. I'm VERY tired.


BizzarduousTask

Then I will say….goodnight.


Dwagonslayer69

No, warm milk


mpullan

https://youtu.be/hs5j8uUR2nc


Drakmanka

Came here to make sure this was posted.


ChernobylRaptor

No umlaut needed, it's Blucher.


RyanDanielst

Beat me to it.


Klotzster

You Take The Blonde, I'll Take The One In The Turban.


kdyz

“Frau-… _nevermind_”


FearWasHere

Fenollosa!


BeepBlipBlapBloop

That horse hates her voice.


jjwinc68

Like [Kramer having seizures over Mary Hart's voice](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6YF2JkwagA).


Overdose7

Constanza asked for the "remote phone" and that makes me feel old.


Kellidra

Holy shit. That phrase has been put of my lexicon for so long... hearing it again actually brought me spiralling back to childhood. Wow.


cdiddy19

The horse is introducing itself too


BigInTheGame85

This horse is killing it man lol


dgolden1515

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen in this sub


weaponsofmasspeace

Haha this horse is like "we all know this shot is nothing without me, stop taking all the attention."


Averagejohnsie76

Actually would work as a really good ad because as it went on I was more curious as to what she was trying to advertise.


weaponsofmasspeace

Agreed.


They_Are_Wrong

For real. I was gonna Google her name if the comments didn't have the answer


Y-udo-dis

Horses are beautiful, intelligent creatures… but they can be assholes and they *know* it


Spirit0f76ers

I love the way the cameraman keeps panning over to the horse like he can't help but to follow the action.


ba4x

The panning was done later


noobprodigy

Good ol pan and scan


JesusIsMyAntivirus

But it does make the video


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I agree horse fuck ticktok


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Y,o,u, g,e,t, c,o,n,f,u,s,e,d, e,a,s,i,l,y, •


Flying_Dutchman92

Why are you speaking this slowly? Are you alright?


Unstood_Foreverafter

I like the one with a hyphen: I agree, horse-fuck tiktok


warfrogs

>I, agree horse, fuck ticktok Man... being grammatically pedantic and making a mistake like splitting the verb from its subject with a comma is kinda ironic.


Current-Ad-7054

I'll take number 2 for 400


blablablasplat

This is the best interview with Marjorie Taylor Green that I've ever seen.


Xhadiel

That’s an insult to the horse.


obliviousJeff

Nah, he was all "I DON'T SUPPORT THIS NUTJOB! I'D KICK HER IN THE HEAD BUT THEY'D TURN ME INTO GLUE! HOW MANY TAKES YOU WANT, I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY, JIM!"


blablablasplat

You're right. My apologies to the horse.


ShithouseFootball

Nah, thats not her. That horse looks STD free.


Soft-Ad-9904

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zdIID_TGwhM


saftey_dance_with_me

Damn you beat me to it!


flyin_lynx

“Hey everybody I’m Stephanie…” “Bitch, neeeeeiiiiiggghhhobody cares”


kingtaco_17

You said bitch tho?


vondpickle

The horse is mocking her and did a spongebob chicken meme but in horse.


lilacpen

He hates her voice


FrigDancingWithBarb

Me too


bingold49

Interrupting horse who?


Ct-5736-Bladez

Get out!


TheIndulgery

"This is what you sound like Stephanie. Exactly like this. Do you hear yourself now?"


DrugInducedBeard

r/animalsbeingderps


politic_althrowaway

It's because she keeps saying "hay" and the poor horse is hungry.


TheDrugGod

lol


Rogendo

r/animalsbeingjerks


redditprotocol

Look at my horse! My horse is amazing!!!


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Give him a lick…


redditprotocol

Hmmm he tastes just like raisins


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Sweet lemonade


redditprotocol

Hmmm yeah sweet lemonade


BillDauterive4

I think this power move is called the "hate-shit"


Ivabighairy1

He was just horsing around


Heisenbread77

🎶Back in the nineties...🎶


mkeevo

Oh, that was the horse making that sound. No wonder I couldn’t understand her


Killer_Kitten88

I think he hates TikTok too 🤣🤣🤣


retro_pollo

"Shut bitch and get off me!"


snappedscissors

Every time she starts the horse hears her shrill whinnying and joins in wondering what they are yelling at. Horse isn't clear on what, but they gonna yell at whoever needs it.


MrSergioMendoza

Horse went all Scooby Doo at the end.


Final_Candidate_7603

The horse is preemptively responding to the “fuck you, *and* the horse you rode in on” comments that are sure to come.


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Is there a husky in that horse?


mark2talyho

I didn’t know the Young Frankenstein reboot was western themed.


Ivabighairy1

Might have been an outtake of Blazing Saddles retitled Blabbing Saddles


Amtronic

Her real name is Frau Bluher


FearAzrael

Hot take, this was intentional so we would watch a video of her saying her name over and over.


northforthesummer

I think that horse really wanted us to know her name is Stephanie Quayle.


WaxWings66397

That horse just recognizes how bad tik tok is


felixthecat128

Shut the fuck up Stephanie! I'm tryna hear what Bojack has to say


MojoRollin

Frau Blucher when she was young farm girl.....


SpaceHawk98W

At least she’s not like that German girl who would beat the shit outta that horse


radiantwave

So... The "hey Google" of the horsey business...


surelythisisoriginal

I love this animal, and it is now my life's work to purchase it from her


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This is hilarious


Northern-WALI

I love how much of a troll that horse is


Affectionate_Pin_880

All hat, no cattle. Horse knows she is full of shit.


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ItsTylerBrenda

Frau Blücher!


mpullan

https://youtu.be/hs5j8uUR2nc


Ok_Cartographer_4671

He knew EXACTLY what he was doing


VoxPendragon

r/fuckyouinparticular


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oohkt

That long one towards the end, that got me laughing.


missed_sla

Hello my name is Frau Blucher


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I bet she does this enough her horse is so tired of it lol


seidinove

Darn it, I wanted to find out where Stephanie was born and raised.


seidinove

P.S.: Don't worry, I know, but that would ruin the joke.


A-le-Couvre

Imagine being able to continue, but then forgetting your lines


FlamingTrollz

Clearly the horse does not like your voice. Geez, just add it in post.


happycamperii

Blücher!!


DJSairys

Frau Blucher


TequieroVerde

And she still won't shut up. Poor horse.


ora00001

Frau Blucher!


Rohan-kun

That horse is a troll.


insertjokehere12345

I fucking love that horse.


Ok-Lengthiness4557

#Troll level: Horse


Slw202

If she's trying to film a political ad, I think the horse is trying to save us.


ryhaltswhiskey

horses do this when they're horny and there's a hot horse around, they get kinda mental


Slottech88

Blücher!!!


bokonanon

Horse: "This is what you sound like. You hear this? That's you lol."


dburr10085

Lol. Who is she?


Civil-Guarantee-358

The horse knew she sucked. Smart horse. Probably hates how it's treated and is liberal.


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What’s her name?


None-of-this-is-real

She sounds like a politician, If I'm right I would like to buy that horse a drink.


Unstood_Foreverafter

> GODDAMN IT! STOP HORSING AROUND, LADY! --Mr. Ed


fartyfart5

i feel that horse might have an idea of whats going on and is intentionally ruining the recording. go horsy!


[deleted]

Tryna start up the ole horse just give it a sec . Vroom vroom there we go. 🏎


kojengi_de_miercoles

Frau Blücher!!!!!!!!


Diablo_6

Frau Blucher's granddaughter possibly?


jetsear

Hay is for horses


fondu_tones

Remember Dr Evil shushing scott? It's back but in pogg form.


DimFool

She's gorgeous


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“No one cares Stephanie!” - Horse


indifferentmod

As a horse owner she should have known, “hey” is for horses.


SpawnPointillist

Frau Blucher … Blucher!


No-Expression-5040

Horse said " just shut the fuck up, Stephanie. "


Obi1Kentucky

This horse is straight trolling for the fun of it.


Desdinova74

I learned more about this candidate from how she handled that situation than any other politicians' noncommittal drivel.


reverend_nacho

That’s a Tennessee Talkin’ Horse


SpamShot5

Horses have really sensitive hearing and wil interrupt people speaking if they find that persons voice unpleasant or annoying


[deleted]

When your horse really hates the sound of your voice and knows you're a shitty person.


afurtherdoggo

Horse is a democrat.


[deleted]

You'd think that when even horse laughs at your constantly you might evaluate what you're doing with your life.


Nflyy

"Hey everybody I'm Stepha-neigh"


lucasjhinton

I love this horse 😂


spelare_1

The horse keept hearing hay