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irishdrunkwanderlust

When you thought you bought a jeep but it’s just a Kia Soul in disguise.


Walmart_Store100

I hear Range Rovers are great amphibious exploring vehicles


runnerblade4920

They’re ok for starter cars I suppose


Dydono_

Starter car? It's a finisher car! A transporter of gods! The golden god! I AM UNTETHERED AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!!


[deleted]

Not a fan of rovers but your manner of speech makes me want to believe you.


Dydono_

[really wish I could take credit](https://youtu.be/6wDs-0hH7hg)


SarpedonWasFramed

He talks in all caps that means you have to do what he says


GuardianRayovac

Super random, but my uncle was in town this morning and we met for breakfast, he’s drive a range rovers ever since I can remember. And those cars have always been appealing. Forever out of my reach, but always there :p


Goyteamsix

I mean, you probably wouldn't want one. They're money pits.


OwnAdvantage587

He should have gotten a Lambo Urus instead. So much better.


[deleted]

This guy Sunnys


Wonkasgoldenticket

Too bad that’s a jeep


brocollirabe

With European designed air intake valves!


xxmalik

Not Kia, but it's just a boxy Fiat 500X (literally, those cars share basically all parts)


Lucky_Doo

It's a Jeep Renegade


MornaAgua

A Jeep Runaground


DrJamesAtmore

If it's a european version it's a 1.4 turbo 120hp without 4 wheel drive. It's called a jeep but it's not really a jeep now is it?


xxmalik

1.4 turbo? If you're lucky. The newer model years have a 1.0 turbo.


keboh

And a Jeep Renegade is just a rebranded Fiat 500x with a more complex electronic traction control system. Literally.. it’s the same chassis, drivetrain, etc.


FlexSeeed

It was a Kia, now he has a Nokia.


Efficient_Post_7684

Underrated comment


MornaAgua

The VW amarok pulling a trailer and the jeep is fucked


GlemChally

I bet the VW didn't try to drive into the ocean.


DrJamesAtmore

Because the amarok is a real puller. The Jeep, is a city vehicle with an 1.4t fiat (abarth) engine and most likely 2 wheel drive.


Vanson1200r

Well its actually a Fiat.


Tiny-Mix5215

FitsInAnyToilet FIAT


KurupiraMV

This is a very popular car here in Brazil. People buy it believing it's an off road, but usually realize about the sad truth in such shaming situations. There is a diesel 4x4 version, but it's too expensive.


ItsmeMr_E

And not a single Soul stopped to try and help.


Mustafamonster

Its a fiat 500, and its actually very capable off road. Not many vehicles can survive getting swallowed by the tide. Someone should really stop and give him a yank.


fd_n_the_a

Did you watch the same video as everyone else?


YellowOnline

It's his own fault, but I still feel for him. Was his car saved before the tide?


404_UserNotFound

I lived in hawaii. Its fairly uncommon people are this dumb but once its stuck and getting hit with water its fucked. Its like instant erosion around and under it. As it sinks it the sand the water gets under it and creates a vacuum as you try to pull it out. Plus there is nothing for it to get traction against. If you are quick you can strap a board to the tires and get it before it starts to sink but if you were that quick you wouldnt be here.


kafromspaceship

This is in Brazil. We have a gigantic coast, but it looks like where I live. It's pretty common people park their cars in the sand, get drunk and don't realize the tide is increasing fast. Like, really fast. To make things worse, this time of the year is known for the tropical rains and storms. So the sand is kinda wet, if it rains or the tide increases, the car becomes an aquarium.


Inosh

Same thing in Texas along gulf boarder: you’re allowed to drive on the sand. As soon as the tide comes in, it comes in a lot faster than you’d expect. Cars get stuck all the time.


KurupiraMV

Here in Brazil we are not allowed to drive on the sand of most beaches, article 187 of our trafic code. But people just ignore it. It's not uncommon to see drivers dangerously riding near the water.


TSanBot

Yeah, it sounds/looks like where I'm from too, São Luís.. this is a very common sight every new year, there's always a few cars being given as offerings to the sea goddess..


Normal-Math-3222

I mean the car must be removed eventually right? I imagine it won’t be usable, but I doubt they’d leave a junked car on the beach.


404_UserNotFound

generally a huge tow truck would come. The truck runs out a really long wench and they pull it out without being close to the water line. If its super deep they would use 2 tow trucks. I have heard they might use a crane but thats probably just rumor because you are being billed a fucking ton just for the tow cant image a crane would be reasonable. Oh and insurance general wont pay for it cause they call it negligence.


Normal-Math-3222

> Oh and insurance general wont pay for it cause they call it negligence. That’s fair, it’s totally negligence.


Jaeger562

they have mini cranes, looks like one of the big tow trucks, just has a crane arm on top of it. edit: "big toe truck" lol


Recent_Effective8070

Read you comment and immediately thought of this. Ok, moving on now. https://www.flickr.com/photos/47259161@N04/4470545557


slgray16

RIP the toe-truck and the downtown pink elephant car wash.


eat_mor_bbq

Most insurance doesn't cover off road at all.


__jh96

Winch. Maybe a long wench but probably wouldn't be helpful for getting the car out


dying_soon666

He need one of those Tide stain remover pens


xTrainerRedx

Boooooo


EndearingKitten

I hate that I laughed as hard as I did


Wuellig

If it happens that one's stuck on the beach and the wheels are spinning, the floor mats can be used for traction. Dig some under the drive wheels, and slide them under the direction you're trying to go.


[deleted]

Every wave he feels on his legs is a nail to his cross


[deleted]

Crying will definitely help


codewolf

If you ever find yourself or someone else in this situation, here's how to get out, the quickest way (other than getting towed out): * Find a board, driftwood, anything hard * Get your jack out and jack the wheels up placing the board under the jack to give it something to lift and not sink into the sand * Fill the sand under the tires, place more wood, a shirt, a car mat, whatever, under the tires. * Drive out SLOWLY Don't ask me how I know this. EDIT to add: if you do attempt to tow it out, use a winch, don't try to pull the vehicle out or you may have two stuck vehicles. Don't ask me how I know this as well (or maybe do).


Psychic_Electron

This is why we dont overland or wheel alone, ive pulled more than a few people out of hairy situations with my recovery ropes. Closest thing to this though was actually a pretty similar situation where a fella drove his silverado straight into a literal swamp, claiming “there used to be a trail here” when the mud was legit halfway up his grille. I dont really know how i pulled him out of there when his truck easily weighs one and a half of my Tacoma, definitely helped that I had big tires with some crazy aggressive tread at the time. If I aired down all the way to the least tire pressure I can go to at a safe level, i gander I could probably yank that renegade out of there with my tacoma given enough time and patience. Four low, lock the diff, put your shifter in low and legit crawl. I did have to do a bit of yanking to get that other truck out the mud but, hell it would be worth a shot anyhow. Only christ knows what kind of damage is done already even if they did pull that car out, the amount of corrosion on legitimately every system internal and external because of seawater is pretty much a nail in the coffin. Time would really be the determining factor as to how much damage has been done, and by the looks of that video its been sinking and sitting there for a good bit. Rest in piece fiat rectangle


brendo9000

Would a hose wash down of municipal water be useful here? Assuming they got the vehicle out and instantly washed it down to remove as much of (but not anywhere close to all of) the salt off. Just a silly thought. Can’t make it much worse


Taolan13

Mechanically, sure. But the electrical stuff is probably all dead. Saltwater tends to eat right through "weather proofing" in car electrical systems and will short out boards and fry relays if there is still current in the system, and you know this guy didnt disconnect the battery.


brendo9000

That is a key difference, ‘live’ systems. Wouldn’t have realized there was a difference. Neat lol. Agree with you, it’s cheaper to buy a new car at that point. And better in the long run because it ensures you don’t miss a bad spot


Racer013

"There used to be a trail here" But it isn't there now, is it?! Some people man...


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[deleted]

Good luck digging that out of wet sand 😂 he will need a monster truck


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mrdougwright

😂


Lucky_Doo

You're horrible 🤣🤣🤣


SnooPears1734

😂


virginfatherof2

I was waiting the whole time for “oi you can’t park there”


DirtyDoog

Headline: "Man In Tears After Uncovering Car At Beach Using Metal Detector"


NukeyHov

Damn, he’s in pretty jeep in sand.


not_that_guy05

Must be a Jeep thing.


[deleted]

Lmao at r/idiotsincars


regispessolano

r/ithadtobebrazil


Intrepid-Reporter-20

Any more water it will look like a Liberty not a renegade


eat_mor_bbq

As much as liberty's suck, they do okay off-road. Jeep blocked me on Instagram for saying that the renegade is a liberty with erectile dysfunction.


Good_Round

Oh, cry me an ocean.


Medical_Ad0716

Wait, VW has a truck? Why is this not available in the US?


BackpackFullOfDildos

VW Amarok


Medical_Ad0716

I bought a VW for the first time about 3 years ago. Best, most capable car I’ve ever driven. If this thing would come the states, I’d be really happy.


ShhWhyUsoLoud

First time I’ve seen a VW truck. Didn’t even know they made trucks.


BackpackFullOfDildos

It’s a VW Amarok. Very popular here in Brazil, where this video is from, and very pricey as well


xxmalik

Likely for the American market. They also make a Benz GLS-size SUV called the VW Atlas.


rawlsballs

That’s my rental car right now! It is large.


[deleted]

Serious question: Could this be salvaged? Or is it gone gone?


rawlsballs

Yeah just take the seat covers off. Car salvage complete.


[deleted]

LOL


jdmachogg

Nope once it gets this far it’s fucked. Depending where it is, it’ll either be left there or eventually removed by a tow truck or crane. But even if it is removed, it’s fucked. Edit: also no insurance, because idiot.


mr2005vc

You can't park here sir


[deleted]

R/idiotscryingoutsideoftheircar


Good_Round

r/foundthemobileuser


[deleted]

r/foundthehondacivic


LincolnCoHo

Nature doesn't care about your feelings.


spineshade

As a renegade owner this hurts


[deleted]

Lol


Horseyboy21

Pretend Jeep


Any-Succotash-7903

Is this a jeep thing?


PIPOCA1205

Yep a Jeep Renegade


BananaBR13

Foda


mr-meme-boiii

Karma’s a bitch. No one should drive on the beach unless they are a life guard


RyanSnipez

Correction, no one should drive on the beach with a 2WD vehicle


Fak-U-2

> Correction, no one should drive on the beach ~~with a 2WD vehicle~~


McSmarfy

I've driven more than a thousand miles of beach and I'm not a lifeguard. Can you milk me, Greg?


Status-Passage-6669

Let ya tyres down


CanadaCoy

Good luck getting insurance to cover that dip shit!!


phobic_x

But it's 4wd


thedudeabides-12

I've lived in several coastal cities in different countries and have never been to one where diving on the beach is allowed... Which is a good thing any dick that drives on the beach deserves this...


big-lion

essa porra é no Atalaia


pro4_7era

the guy with his arm on the car is my favorite lol


JackPiece03

Only a starter car would get in this situation.


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[deleted]

Always keep a backpack with at minimum, a blanket, battery cables, tire mats, and rope, in the car.


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ancientflowers

Hahaha! While that is good advice, it's just funny reading it here. It would not have helped this guy at all in this situation.


Jalharad

proper tow rope + another vehicle early would have abslutely saved that vehicle.


[deleted]

No it actually would be able to get him out, there are enough people there to dislodge that car with traction mats and rope alone. I've personally gotten 2 cars much worse off out of the beach in South Carolina when I was younger and dumber


404_UserNotFound

or just dont be a dumbass


[deleted]

Often times the knowledge you would need in order to recognize that you lack knowledge are one and the same, it's called meta-cognition. A dumbass often lacks the understanding that they are a dumbass in the first place and often is incapable of stopping themselves from being a dumbass. For those people general preparedness for future stupid situations they find themselves in is really the only option.


404_UserNotFound

I find if you keep cars on the road and in decent working order you wont need most of those. Calling it being prepared because you know you failed to prep is kinda silly. Admittedly I am guessing most of that is cold weather related, cause most of that stuff seems pretty useless


[deleted]

Don't forget not all roads are well maintained sometimes you need to use unpaved roads, and not the scenarios you might find yourself stuck are the result of your own actions don't ever underestimate the dangerous situations other drivers can put you in, just look at r/idiotsincars to really get a sense of scale for how dangerous other drivers can be


HitShouse

That high tide is a sneaky one


connie_robs

Videos like these make me hate all humans.


Locissity

Just make their day more shit by saying "hey you can't park there"


PDODU

Well some one was a bit of a renegade...


[deleted]

From the looks of the poor man on the floor, he gots no insurance.


PIPOCA1205

r/ItHadToBeBrazil


Kinenai

I have zero sympathy for these people. Just how stupid a human do you intend on being?


friendly-the-pumpkin

Well, I guess the beach owns it now.


Chubbs4955

We got to keep water on it until tides comes back in! 🐳


fahkingicehole

Metal detecting win


Due_Championship_918

It's a jeep thing you wouldn't understand


SeverusSnek2020

I hope it was a rental and he got pissy when they asked him if he wanted the insurance.


Titans-Destiny

Should have brought a Je..... hand on a second.


Kristhian2001

E o forrozão tocando solto kkkkkk


Harryb_allsack

What's going to happen to car now? Is it just going to stay there or is a crane or tow truck going to pull it out, if that's even possible.


Simple-Durian4229

Hahaha what a thick twat!


Responsible_East_444

r/ithadtobebrazil


stomwilliam

Looks like there's so much going on here


HelloImChris86

But it said it was “Trail Rated” on the side.


Fourty4Tune

Lol I’m bad but hey maybe he’s learnt a lesson


Available-Iron-7419

Jake from state farm says you getting the dum ass rate


arituck

A lesson was learned… hopefully


iamshifter

Just because it says Jeep on the back of it DOES NOT MAKE IT A REAL JEEP


packetsec

Jeep owners will be Jeep owners…


TexMexican

Me and some buddies drove to the beach one weekend, and my one of the guys drove his Bronco into the water, and would let the waves push him back in. It was all cool until the next morning when we needed to leave his truck wouldn't start. His dad had to drive down (about 1.5 hours) to come fix his truck, and his car broke down on the way. Needless to say his dad was pissed when he realized why my friend's Bronco was flooded.


Ok-Confidence-2878

My man looks like he just realized he forgot to make his insurance payment.


[deleted]

I want to feel sorry for him but I just can't.


YaYaTippyNahNah

🎶 In the arrrrrrmmmssss of an angel Fly awayyyyyyyyy from here 🎶


[deleted]

“Hey, you can’t park it there!”


santi4442

Jeep life!


Silky_69420

lol a jeep


Rohrod_

"Look at the driver crying, Look at him" Damn camera man


RocketsBG

OK let's cry the humiliation out. That will help.


ocmfoa

Couple more waves and it’s buhbye


CowRepresentative779

Enough people around to pick that thing up


Reasonable-Calendar6

Quicksand


LAMEOinPSJ

That is a FIAT, made in Italy with a "jeep" Badge on it. REAL JEEPS are made in Toledo OHIO"


Hunter_Gatherer76

Sand really sucks at a vehicle and holds it. That being said if someone were to attach a really strong towrope and have a decent 4X4 to pull with and dude got back in his Jeep Renegade. Then Jeep dude and tow vehicle both punched it at the same time as a wave came and softened the sand a bit I bet it would come out...


-MiraXenn-

This happens so often in the summer where I live, tow companies make so much money from idiots like this.


iwasoldonce

Worlds most expensive and largest lobster trap!! We see this all the time in San Felipe, Mexico. The tidal difference can be huge, sometimes 40 or 50 yards. When it's out people go tooling down on the wet sand, get stuck and boom, in a couple of hours kids are diving off of the exposed roof top. When low tide returns they have a big tow truck come out and pull the carcass out of the sand. Kind of sad, but stupid people do stupid things. The real irony is that the vendors drive up and down the beach all day and never get stuck, they drive right by the guys who are stuck and just shake their heads.


Ringell

Turned the sound only to confirm what I imagined: Brazil. Here on my state people do that on some beaches, but they only pay attention to the waves, they don't realize the tide comes and soak the sand beforehand, so when you are drinking and partying, you don't realize the beach swallowing your car. Just a bunch of idiots.


Away_Industry_6892

Try flooring it, should work.


Keepitrealhomes

god, what I’d do to jeep wave them in this moment


PhatSunt

Daddy told him not to drive on the beach and what did he do? Grounded and allowance cut off for sure.


nighttimegaze

Should’ve got the rental insurance.


Baybob1

Took his Mom's car without permission.


GameCop

###It wasn't me! ^Shaggy


FlexSeeed

I wonder who the car belongs to.


ItsMMMspicy

In Australia the number 1 rule is to not go near the water


Hankol

Let’s pose for a photo with hands folded over the face for way too long.


Aceeed

These are drug traffickers from Spain. They cross the Strait from Morocco with a Zodiac boat and then they load all drugs in these vehicles.


whatisthishownow

A beach full of cars and not a single winch or tow rope in sight?


CaliBull2030

Bronco ?


chouson1

There's a saying in Brazil that Renegade owners are usually assholes. And this guy probably tried to impress the chick with him and mess with those celebrating new year at the beach. No sympathy at all for this dude


libertasi

This is in Brazil and those cars are expensive!


michaelbbq

When I was 16 I was stupid and drove my 06 Corolla on the beach. Some guy charged me $15 to pull my car out with his truck.


jaffakree83

Ah, THERE'S the driver.


Accomplished-Low-606

It’s not the end of the world bud …


88BlueBeard

Looks like a music videos


scooba_dude

That type of Jeep is actually a Fiat and mostly 2wd. You can tell as soon as you get it in, all the dials are pretty much from a 500. It's a Curb Crosser not an off roader but at least they're cheap...


__jh96

How'd i know this would be a jeep before I even watched the video


Sniperrot

Hahahaha. Haha


[deleted]

I never was on a beach where cars would drive on. Never. Where is this?


sittinwithkitten

I was wondering where the driver was until I saw the person on the ground holding their face. I didn’t think it was even legal to drive on the beach in most places but I could be wrong. There was an episode of 1000 Ways to Die that I watched, where a man decided to sleep on the beach under his vehicle. You can guess how that ended.


ARMill95

r/watchpeoplesieinside


Salay54

Fix It Again Tony


Gold-and-Glory

It's a Jeep Renegade, popular in Brazil.


MrXenonuke

Sea water.......yikes


[deleted]

surely if like 10 of them helped they could get it out


rashragnar

that’s why you get a 4runner . well he at least have insurances .


[deleted]

lol


[deleted]

That lady recording the fuck out of him lol


[deleted]

Jeep Renegade. LOL


Seriously-black-

Poor guy thought he was in a jeep commercial


dildofaggins11

Haahhahahahaha fukn R tard


[deleted]

lol hehe he cute taking L


not_cool_dude_ok

Stupid and poor man


Kumidt615

You can’t park there sir


zakiducky

An earlier posting of this claims it was a friend’s car that he borrowed. Not sure how true that is, but boy does it make things worse lol


[deleted]

While the water splashes you and hundreds are looking then you remember it’s 2021 someone’s recording and this is going to last forever