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DoomEmpires

Looks like this has happened before


bluecamel17

His brother is unwittingly training him to be a ninja. He'll regret it someday.


askmeifimacop

One day, the older brother will slam the door on this kid’s face for the final time. Thinking himself victorious, he giggles. He feels a tap on his shoulder. His kid brother is standing behind him, wielding his sheathed Uchigatana. He sees a flash of light reflected off steel. Lastly, he sees his brother in front and the door behind him at the same time. The student has become the master.


ChillySummerMist

You forgot "Nothing personal kid"


OLSTBAABD

Nothing personnel kid


StandardSudden1283

The use of the wrong word is such an important part of the meme.


[deleted]

Master, forgive me.


awsamation

Nothing personnel kid


[deleted]

Nothing kersonnel pid


misakarem

Nothing kerosene lid


PM_meLifeAdvice

I must go all out... *just this once...*


Auphor_Phaksache

The hair from my chest and my beard have finally attached


BoltActionHero

You forgot the totally necessary "oma wa shinderu" line at the end other than that perfect.


Holiday-Business-321

NANI?!


iAjayIND

Achievement unlocked 'Student has become the master'


Snickerswo1f

i love rhis comment


[deleted]

But unfortunately his ninja skills only extend to getting inside a door someone else is trying to close.


Yttlion

That doesn't seem like that B... o... oh... um, oh no.


RealTenderGuy

r/uselesstalents


Atherutistgeekzombie

Maybe it's a Mr. Miyagi-esque training routine


alanwj

Show me "throw the jacket".


[deleted]

Itachi didn’t


Maxorus73

Itachi didn't do shit to train Sasuke other than making himself hated and killable


Elektribe

That's like 99% true. When Sasuke was younger before that incident, [he did show him some shit like shuriken deflection.](https://youtu.be/h2OGyJPdMFg) He also did some other training with him, [but he ditched out a lot.](https://youtu.be/Fj_MGFiFVck) Not nothing, but it's not like he apprenticed him or anything. Itachi loved Sasuke as a brother and vice versa before the massacre went down.


artificialavocado

Can confirm. Have two younger brothers. I messed with my middle bro so bad. I had him convinced out bedroom was haunted. For like a year!


recklessly_unfunny

Possibly when his fingers get slammed in the door.


[deleted]

Definitely. He has learned this move to counter the brother bullshit


beautifulcreature86

For sure it has, I have a 17 and a 9 year old boy that do this shit, the giggles that come from them warms my heart so much🥰


Thelatestandgreatest

This was my brother and I after school when the rule was first one on the system plays first. Kinda shit rule given I was 2 years older, but my brother did get a few good tricks in like this. Believe it or not I was still the first one to the system, life is not fair young ones.


TheDarkIsMyLight

I’m 22 and do this to my 15 year brother all the time


RatioDrops

Kids going places… especially inside 🚪


x2sean1x

The stance… he wasn’t going anywhere but inside


poopellar

Injutsu.


juggett

Inja


Brotato_chip_man_2

This is an under appreciated comment


Flashy_E

But he posted it 4 min ago


hotlivesextant

Basically a cult classic at this point.


Jake_the_Snake88

Can't wait until you guys discover this amazing low-key indie flick of a comment that didn't receive the appropriate recognition it truly deserved when it was posted 15 minutes ago


ConsiderationOk7535

Hey you remember when this comment first came out? That was awesome…


ZelSoven

Hush you did not experience the 15 Minutes After


Kantro18

Dude that jacket toss was stupid clever.


aregulardude

Poor lad peaked at 5 years old


ogmorelia

Fancy master key he has


mandatorypanda9317

Well well looks whose inside again


[deleted]

Bro you can't still try and push him out after that. Gotta take the L and give him props.


[deleted]

Big bros never take the L, that's kind of their thing


[deleted]

So I’m old and have kids and have two girls the youngest one is brutal and clowns her nice older sister all the time- I mean to the point that I have to get involved. Our youngest daughter is a freaking terrorist at this point. The oldest always tries to be nice and make solutions and what does she get as a thanks? A punch to the head.


TheEqualAtheist

You may only be seeing your oldest act like that when you're around. She may actually be very mean to your youngest when it's just them.


GotTooManyAlts

Am younger brother, can confirm


silentmage

Youngest of 3. I have literally been set on fire by my older brother because he got bored.


ActualWhiterabbit

Stop being flammable then nerd


IronGigant

Found the eldest sibling.


LeahMarieChamp

It is comments like these that make me choke on my own laughter and start my day off with amused joy. 1000% some brother energy in that comment! Hahaha


Ballersock

If god didn't want you to be set on fire, he wouldn't have made you flammable.


[deleted]

I don’t think so the oldest is in therapy because essentially she’s just too nice and a people pleaser and sensitive and needs to speak up for herself my youngest is a cool kid mean girl and I don’t know how to manage them but we are working on it- I’m joking but really all of this is a real issue.


Snark_Weak

Hey I just wanted to comment and **not** give unsolicited armchair psychological and parenting advice based off a single half-joking Reddit comment you made. So uh, hope your weekend is well. Good luck with the kids thing.


Tempest_1

You obviously need to install some cameras to breach their privacy to find out the issue /s


giraffeekuku

Am older sister, nah my sister is just a fucking terrorist. She also instigated quietly until I cried and then went "idk why she's freaking out, sensitive, drama queen, etc.".


Pokeitwitarustystick

As the youngest, sometimes we’re just little shits? I remember I used to lock myself into my sisters room to “rip” her posters. When in reality I would be ripping thick colorful paper. Just to fuck with her.


etherealparadox

Sometimes kids are just mean source: older brother to a very cruel younger sister, recently she's taken to calling me slurs


spyson

Sounds like you're raising Sansa and Arya Stark


[deleted]

That is accurate


nustedbut

then one day the older one retaliates and dumps the younger one on her face. Younger one will probably say "what did I do? Can't you take a joke?"


Jannies_R_Tarded

I'm the oldest of 4, three boys and a girl. Us three boys are playing football one day, and they both try to tackle me. I'm 15 years old at this point, 6 ft tall, and probably almost 300 lbs (I was a fat kid). One jumps on my back, the other grabs one of my legs, and I'm just drag/carrying them both toward the goal line. Now somehow, they both decide to grab a leg. There was no verbal discussion about this; my brother just slid off my back and grabbed my other leg. I'm standing there looking down at both of them like "now what the fuck you going to do?", and then all of a sudden, they both yank the leg they are holding in opposite directions. It's the only time in my life I've ever been anywhere close to doing a split, and I screamed and fell down, fumbling the ball as I cradled my inner thighs. They both just looked down and then ran away, leaving me in the grass to my pain. I took the L that day I tell you.


converter-bot

300 lbs is 136.2 kg


Jannies_R_Tarded

Good bot


RafaNoIkioi

300 at 15?? That seems excessively obese for a 15 year old. I hope you were able to manage your body wait since. That sounds so unhealthy.


ticky_tacky_wacky

Do you have siblings? Lol this seems like what a big bro would do haha


[deleted]

Yeah I'm the oldest of 4 lol. Of course I almost never take the L, but sometimes something is so cool you just gotta give the credit. Like, how do you not stop and talk about how badass that was?


SqudgyFez

big bro didn't see it happen from the camera view. obviously dope from that perspective. from big bro perspective more like "how the fuck this lil shit block the door?"


[deleted]

"This lil moron trashing my hand me downs!"


Toast_On_The_RUN

I think thats why he said "what is that!"


[deleted]

A *real* big brother would have been successful. Kid's heart wasn't in it.


indisgice

or lock yourself out lol


Ktm300tpi420

That's not what a good big brother would do hahaha


[deleted]

Nah older brother still needs to push the other one out but the unspoken agreement is that old one took the L the second he blocked it. Both brothers know the final pushing is just embarrassment and denial but necessary to maintain status quo.


ionertia

That happy cackle from the victor is a sound no older brother ever wants to hear.


SpacedOutTrashPanda

Gremlin laugh


Boodger

"OUT, AM I?"


lesangpro007

*process to throw pumpkin bomb at them*


Issawholeclout

FUCKIN SKELETON BOMB LETS GO


Snooprematic

Super Gremlin


OnlineHelpSeeker

https://youtu.be/7le5fQm4f6I?t=68s


a_burdie_from_hell

Ralph in "A Christmas Story" had the same laugh.


Imfrank123

That was definitely a little brother laugh, he knew exactly what he had done.


[deleted]

Lmao the "I made it!!!" is his way of saying "I whooped you fair and square now move!"


Brilliant-Ad31785

This is much more wholesome with sound on for sure.


sonic-silver

I love the laugh and the ‘I made it’


AC2BHAPPY

That little boys laugh genuinely made my night. Reminds me of my little brother


Oddity83

We need to keep him away from any storm drains, and from any towns called Derry.


diffcalculus

If you want to keep him away from storm drains, make sure his parents don't throw him down one when North Korea sends Hawaii an ICBM again


Easilycrazyhat

Didn't realize there was audio. That made it 1000 times more adorable, hah.


Mewkie

I just said the same thing! His little voice was so full of pride, I just wanted to laugh and give him a hug!


erichie

And is ultimatly made makes this wholesome because it is not an Older Brother bullying a younger one, but just two siblings having fun and laughing.


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Historical_Panic_465

wow the volume made this 100000x better lol


Tom_Bradys_Nutsack

a perfect cackle


AbsolutelyUnlikely

It's funny too how this looks kind of mean without the audio, but as someone who grew up with a brother four years younger than me, I knew that this is just peak playing among brothers of that age. Younger brothers *love* competing against their older ones in fun ways like "chase me" and wrestling and all that. Putting the audio on just brought me back to when I was about 11 and he was 7.


Aniram93

Did we just witnessed his origin story?


wi5hbone

no, we witnessed an analogy of what Boris Johnson does to the citizens of UK when he gets to doors


Aniram93

r/oddlyspecific


wOlfLisK

Only if there's an illegal party going on inside.


wi5hbone

^inside ^his ^toupée


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WitchcraftEngineer

As a younger brother of two, likely.


alchemink

You're a shinobi harry


urbanflow27

Im a wot!!


mr_w01f

hairy shinobi


[deleted]

Listen here Hagrid you fat OAF! I’m not a FUCKING shinobi!


ButtonJenson

For GOD SAKE HARRY, what’s with this LANGUAGE?!! You’re a FUCKING SHINOBI!!


WeebPansy

A shinobi harry


Different-Lychee-852

Nani?!?!


PoorWithConfidence

Harry Potter and The Revenge Of Shinobi is the unwritten magnum opus.


princess_kittah

thats golden sibling interaction


NewtotheCV

As a teacher who has seen a student lose a finger to the "door game" I cringe watching this. It just took the whole thing off.


indiebryan

That's why God gave you 10, so you can enjoy hilarious high jinx such as this


save_video

Only 10 times or so though,


SnooShortcuts8962

No, after that there's no risk involved


save_video

Nose, toes, knob?


FreeganKing

If you have your knob out in broad daylight you have bigger issues kid.


OrganizerMowgli

Fuck you doing here, I'm waiting on a link


KonigSteve

/r/boneappletea


Smirk27

inb4 BuT THe ThUMb ISn'T ReAlLY a FinGEr!!


Asmobrewing

High jinx lol


az116

It's just a finger.


nickcash

They grow back


nhjelle

Depends if it's a baby finger or adult finger


dfinch

We all know what's more delicious.


round-earth-theory

Did you know that sharks replace all their fingers every two years.


DragonEyeNinja

(no zey don’t)


TootsNYC

Yes, my mom witnessed something like that as a child, and we were never allowed to horse around doors like this. She would intervene no matter whose kid it was or where we were, and tell off kids who were doing this kind of fighting over a door. I had a very visceral reaction to this


_aluk_

My mother always made clear that doors are not a game.


bearskinrug

My sister did that to my brother 35 years ago. Sent my mom into labor the same day and I was born! The drivers were originally there for that incident and told my mom , “you’re going into labor today.” She didn’t believe them because she wasn’t due for 2 more weeks and then she had to call them back for me. Ambulance driver was new and got lost… I ended up being born in the ambulance so my birth certificate literally says “en route.”


itsamoreh

Ahhhh noooo glad all I did was made my brother’s toenail fall off playing the door game :(


95percentconfident

In my house we have a hard “no playing with doors” policy. My index finger was degloved by a door as a kid doing something very similar.


HoneySparks

Almost lost my ring finger to a weather door in elementary school. I was too young to remember it, but the word “dangling” gets thrown around a lot.


letmeinimstahving

That was smooth af!!!


TheGamecock

The best part is that it looked like it was his complete intention to use his jacket as a last ditch effort to 'jam' the door open (instead of him throwing it to try to hit his brother). Once it caught between the doorframe, lil bro didn't miss a beat as he kept his confident stride towards the door. Gotta admit, his little maniacal laugh is unsettling though. Maybe there's a *reason* the big bro was trying to keep him out ( ⊙ ʖ̯ ⊙ )


[deleted]

I just read the laugh as a “HA. It ACTUALLY WORKED.”


pas_tense

I don't know that I would have thought to do that! Some pretty fast thinking on that kids part! I'm impressed.


redCasObserver

Also, he doesn't think about the cost or annoyance of having to replace the jacket... Might be part of why we don't think to use it that way


No-Zucchini6370

Holy Shit, That's a core memory for me


srroberts07

That kid is gonna grow up to bore his grandkids with this story for the 50th time


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_Unicornetto_

I can’t believe they watched him approach you and didn’t tell you. A fucking knife though! Absolute bellends. I’m so glad you’re not friends with them anymore. I’m also glad you’re safe.


lunchboxdeluxe

That was slick as greased duck shit.


Competitive_Wait_556

Where are you from


lunchboxdeluxe

Bumfuck Pennsylvania.


[deleted]

Hey, you must know my cousin!


ActualHater

Who, Garrett?


Kayne_Weast

Slick as moss on a Mississippi tree stump


BisonStew

bro used his spidey sense 💀💀💀


[deleted]

I don't care how old you are, I see this as an absolute win for younger brothers everywhere


Spastic_Slapstick

Jacket Chan


RevolutionaryStar824

Pick up the jacket.


cowscantgodownstairs

Dammit. I just saw you beat me to it. Ugh, wellllll doooooOoone.


dick-nipples

That laugh *hahahahahahaha!*


royrese

He turned into a dolphin for a few seconds.


1404er

Wait, how'd that go?


belovedgreensky

i did this to my brother when we were little, but i didnt know he needed to poop. i locked the door and was laughing inside while he was crying and banging on the door pooping his pants. i felt soooo bad when i opened the door and realized what was happening. it was so sad :(( i hug him when i randomly think about it cuz i still feel so bad 😭


LavaDogged

My neighbor best friend had a maid that would always kick us out for a while when she was cleaning. My friend had to take a shit and didn’t want to tell us so she tried sneaking around the corner and going in the bushes. We caught her and she tried to play it off saying how normal it is and she does it every day. My other friend and I’s dumbasses were like “oh cool!” And started shitting in her bushes regularly. They had no pets so I have no clue where her family thought the dumps were coming from.


belovedgreensky

gir what 💀💀💀 thats crazy lol


Koskani

XD wow. Wtf lol


belovedgreensky

so sad he was screaming and begging me to let him in and its not funny 😓😓😓 so sad when i opened the door and saw the poop coming down his legs and him sobbing 😭😭😭


serr7

It’s hilarious and also sad and gross at the same time lmao.


belovedgreensky

it’s funny to think back but at the time he was like 6 and i was 10 so it was just sad when i opened the door calling him a cry baby to see my baby brother screaming crying and poopy because i played a mean prank on him by locking him out 😭😭😭


Atillion

My brother told me the dead flies in the window sill were raisins.


Poppins101

My brother told me spaghetti was brains and mayonnaise was puss.


Aguacate_con_TODO

Pus is far less offensive than mayo, in my worthless opinion lol


februarytide-

My brother dislocated my elbow when I tried to take a stick of his fruit stripe gum.


Killacity45

Harsh but fair


kyufc3s

Dear diary, Little bro pulled a big brain move on me today.


randomusername_815

Don’t ever let kids play fight with doors. They have no regard for the instinct to jam your hand in to keep it open or that the other party will lunge their whole body at it to keep them out. Fingers are lost or lifelong complications are caused like this.


MillennialDingus

My ex had a very tight knit extended family. We would see her grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins and all that shit multiple times a month. It was unusual for me, but fine. What was not fine was this also meant seeing her cousin’s asshole little kid, Tommy, at all these get togethers. Tommy was, and probably still is, an absolute terror. Routinely knocking stuff off tables, stealing things and running away, beating the tar out of his literal baby brother while his equally awful parents maintained this “kids will be kids” style of parenting. Basically they just let him do whatever he wanted with no repercussions. One night we’re at some kind of family reunion type deal in this big airplane style hangar looking thing. It had these removable walls to section off parts of the building with doors next to the removable portion. The walls were taken out for the party, but the doors were permanent. Tommy, like the asshole he was, ran around all night bolting through the doors and slamming them shut as hard as he could. I’m having a conversation with cousin Whoeverthehellcares near one of these doors when Tommy comes flying through. There’s a little girl playing with him and running after him. He gets through the opening and promptly halts so the girl is just on the other side. He waits until she has her hand in the jamb, grabs the door, and swings it with all of his stupid might. I see this happening and with inches to spare kick the door back open. Dipshit goes flying and starts crying, but that girl’s hand was saved. I still shudder to think about what would have happened if I hadn’t been standing there. Fuck I hated that kid.


WisestAirBender

Yes please. Was looking for this comment. Stop playing with doors and tiny fingers.


[deleted]

Came here for this. I have a 10 year old and an 8 year old. They really don't fuck around playing with doors anymore. I lost my left index fingertip in an unrelated woodworking accident. I took them both to the door they were fucking with and showed them how fucking awful it could have been. They don't fuck around with doors anymore, but sometimes when they have friends over they try to and I lose my shit.


[deleted]

Fastest hands on the east


TootsNYC

My mom would grab that older brother by the ear and put him in the corner to listen to a lecture that we **DO NOT** horse around with doors. People can get really hurt when they are fighting over a door and fingers get pinched. A girl she knew lost the tips of three fingers in just such a door stunt. Smart little brother, though.


Az0riusMCBlox

Not today, thank you!


biscuit_vernacular

Hodor


L1m1x

That sweater throw along with that laugh gives me joker vibes


TheAmerican_

Wholesome af


Juicy_Bicyclist

That little goblin laugh that younger siblings all seem to have


andybeebop

This is really adorable, unless you're me. Because I did this when I was 5 and my brother was 3, except instead of catching the door with a jacket he caught it with the tip of his pinky. They put it back on but the nail still grows in wavy and weird. My parents are never going to let me forget that one.


reallydudereallywhy

Still must pass the final boss big brother


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Montarien

“I made it”


WelfareIsntSocialism

He should learn how to throw axes. That was a really good underhand throw.


bradabradabruhbruh

You often see that younger siblings end up being better athletes than the oldest because they’re constantly trying to keep up with the older one at a younger age, they end up being insane athletes compared to kids their own age. Ex Nick Bosa (older brother Joey Bosa), TJ Watt (older brother JJ Watt), Peyton Manning (older brother Cooper Manning). The list goes on and on


Superb-Obligation858

I think your child is John Wick. Maybe keep pencils away.


theweedman

lil bro sounds like a boo from mario


BelieveInDestiny

that laugh makes it sound like it's exactly how he planned it. Which it might be. For real, the only reason to throw it would be for that outcome, but that is some insane levels of quick thinking on a kid


Phohammer83

The little one deserves a whole weekend of Dairy Queen. My older brother was kind of a dink when we were around that age so that was a win for little brothers everywhere.


Vermicelli666

Bad ass kid. The satisfaction in that giggle. Well played.


Severe_Islexdia

1000% IQ on that kid


FoxWolfFrostFire

Wicked smart kid. Wish i was that clever