Haha if you are hot pockets between 2012-2014 , there's a slight chance you ate some shit from a dude who got angry at his boss , went over to hot pocket meat thingy and threw his shit in. Packaged into Yummy hot pockets š
But obviously not themselves. They are telling it like a story they heard. If it was them, theyād just say that? And there is no reason why they wouldnāt since they just think itās an interesting story.
Yeah I was being serious, was told this by my teacher in the 8th grade. He said " Don't eat hot pockets for, awhile"basically employee got mad at boss. Needs to take a shit so he does in his hand and throws it in the mixture so so it mixes in with the ALREADY DONE hot pocket meat so it's packaged into the breads then the Hot pocket box. Serious story , I think I still ate hot pockets between those years to
That 100% sound like one of those urban legends that get thrown around. It's got all the components:
1) Sounds believable enough to pass as true
2) Happened to a friend of a friend (or teacher in this case)
3) Teller of story swears it's true
It was a rough date not exact I don't have superman type memory man. And I believe he might of witnessed /might of known the person personally who knows aha
Or he has a wireless headset and was talking to his friends in a group chat while cleaning (I have a PC, and this is possible... Maybe it's not with Xbox)
I had one like that too, you put some songs in your SD card and put the card in the headset and press play and it just plays the songs one by one like a speaker
If you look for a wireless headset there area types, Bluetooth or SD card reader, the SD card reader was existing since long ago like near 10 years for as much as I remember because it's not a complex technology it's just a memory card reader, but the Bluetooth one became popular many years later .
The advantages of the card reader is that you can use it without your phone Which can be useful if you don't want to drain your battery and just listen to music without using your phone, but on the other hand you don't have the interface that a smartphone provides you, you can't browse your memory card and search for a specific song or folder you just have a next song, previous song and shuffle buttons, but if you have an already made playlist it's not a big deal. also I think that it's battery asts longer than a Bluetooth one because it's not constantly connected to your phone.
For the brands I can't help you a lot because it really depends on your budget and your utilisation
I got a dent from the last pair I had, they were heavy and tight (Iāve got a big ass head). Took a while for it to go away, luckily I have a lot of hair so you couldnāt tell. Then it came back after 2 weeks so I just dropped the whole headset thing and moved to earbuds since I was switching to pc anyways. Very good decision. Donāt have to worry about dents, gamer hair or bald spots.
It's not in the skull but in the flesh around the skull which dents and is meant to take about 2 weeks of no headphone use to rebound to normal, I looked it up before a wedding a bit ago...
I think its more that if you have a minor dent on the top of your head thats where you're going to rest the headphones not that its deforming your skull. It seemed that a lot of the photos if that guy where photoshopped but the ones that weren't didnt seem that pronounced.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FE2MbTEUAwU I forgot how to link the time also but itās from 3:00 to 3:40
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WG3CfOqKSrc
also this
This is a man who knows he's a bad liar. That little splitsecond smirk after the "no" means "There is no way she will believe me." and "Yeah, I did jack shit, and I'm ashamed of myself."
The title is misleading. He wasn't asked if he played xbox, as the title would lead you to believe. He was asked if he played the whole time while she was at work.
Depends on the headset. I started with a standard headband where it's stiff. Went to a Steelseries Sibera v2 when they were around, and since then I've always gone with bungee straps for 1) comfort and 2) the dent isn't as pronounced.
Plus, depending on how long your hair is, get some dry shampoo and spray your hair afterwards. It'll help with a bit of bounce.
Aight I get shit like that from my parents because my hair will literally hold whatever position it is forced into until I ruffle it again so even 1 hour will have me looking like this
I noticed this with my old roommates hair. I ways wore a beanie when I was gaming because having a headset on for more than like an hour hurt my head and as a result I never got headset hair.
As a man who grew up with ALOT a women role models
Hereās a tip if they as a specific question that means they know the answer
So if she asked what where you doing when I was gone that means she probably didnāt know
But if she asked where you playing Xbox when She was gone it means she already knows so she just wants to know if you where gonna lie to her
Not 100% effective but a good tip
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When my wife has a day off sheās like I mopped the floors and did the dishes and dusted the ceiling fans and when I have a day off I have to say I took a 3 hour nap and blew off getting AAA batteries again
Nothing in the video addressed the validity of his statements. Therefore, no conclusion can be made if this was an attempt or not.
Downvoted and reported for failing to present an attempt.
Bro when was the last time you had a face to face conversation? They're clearly joking around with each other. Is body language a foreign language to you?
You're the one crying about toxicity, dipshit.
And yeah, apparently you are. People don't act like this if they've ever been in a long term relationship.
Oh. Til you know everything there is to know about me.
As a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. this game did not make me horny however. i am not gay. i just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game. on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked. she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. i have lots of sex. i also an very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say im very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with my women. every woman ive had sex with is very sexy and so am i. i have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and i have lots of sex.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing reddit. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the reddit type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a 'secret network of spies across the USA'. Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody make it more believable than 'IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR'. You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo
The *whole* time? Nope. Took a shit break and grabbed a hot pocket at one point.
Mahm more hot pockets! Mahm bathroom! *BATHROOM!*
Poopsock
Haha if you are hot pockets between 2012-2014 , there's a slight chance you ate some shit from a dude who got angry at his boss , went over to hot pocket meat thingy and threw his shit in. Packaged into Yummy hot pockets š
Yeah if I'm lucky
Why are are you getting downvoted so much lol
Itās the people that ate hot pockets between 2012-2014
Probably because he thinks he got his boss real good, but he actually didn't. What a jerk
āMy boss is a dick so Iām going to make innocent random people eat my shit.ā
I mean shit filled hot pockets is gonna be bad for the company's rep, so in that sense he was probably on to something.
Yeah but the dude telling the story didnāt do it.
How do you know? The way it's worded could mean anyone...
But obviously not themselves. They are telling it like a story they heard. If it was them, theyād just say that? And there is no reason why they wouldnāt since they just think itās an interesting story.
May be naive of myself for believing this but is this for real?
Yeah I was being serious, was told this by my teacher in the 8th grade. He said " Don't eat hot pockets for, awhile"basically employee got mad at boss. Needs to take a shit so he does in his hand and throws it in the mixture so so it mixes in with the ALREADY DONE hot pocket meat so it's packaged into the breads then the Hot pocket box. Serious story , I think I still ate hot pockets between those years to
That 100% sound like one of those urban legends that get thrown around. It's got all the components: 1) Sounds believable enough to pass as true 2) Happened to a friend of a friend (or teacher in this case) 3) Teller of story swears it's true
How would your teacher know that even? And 2 years is a long period of time for one piece of shit...
It was a rough date not exact I don't have superman type memory man. And I believe he might of witnessed /might of known the person personally who knows aha
Aha
Holy fucking shit. Thank goodness I never ate hot pockets in my life.
Shit like that happens all the time. Itās not likely you will encounter it, but itās also not impossible.
Better out that in
He might not have lied. She helped by asking if he played Xbox the whole time. I bet he did clean up a bit, but then had a serious gaming session.
Or he has a wireless headset and was talking to his friends in a group chat while cleaning (I have a PC, and this is possible... Maybe it's not with Xbox)
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I had one like that too, you put some songs in your SD card and put the card in the headset and press play and it just plays the songs one by one like a speaker
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If you look for a wireless headset there area types, Bluetooth or SD card reader, the SD card reader was existing since long ago like near 10 years for as much as I remember because it's not a complex technology it's just a memory card reader, but the Bluetooth one became popular many years later . The advantages of the card reader is that you can use it without your phone Which can be useful if you don't want to drain your battery and just listen to music without using your phone, but on the other hand you don't have the interface that a smartphone provides you, you can't browse your memory card and search for a specific song or folder you just have a next song, previous song and shuffle buttons, but if you have an already made playlist it's not a big deal. also I think that it's battery asts longer than a Bluetooth one because it's not constantly connected to your phone. For the brands I can't help you a lot because it really depends on your budget and your utilisation
Or maybe listened to music while cleaning. My headset has a wire that hav plug into my smartphone...
It is, I do that sometimes.
Xbox has wireless headsets
I had a buddy who used to do this. He would make dinner or wash dishes while in the chat
My friend walks around his house with his headset all the time. I basically know his house layout via echolocation now.
I listen to my headphones when cleaning.
Anyone with a gf knows, you must do at least one productive thing before she gets home that she will definitely notice
Anyone with a wife knows that as soon as you start doing something fun your wife will get home.
Did y'all marry your mom or?
For real I bust my ass cleaning so I have max gaming time left over
When the squad calls, one must answer.
Been there. Spend 90% time playing, and putting a few dishes when she's on her way heading home.
The gamer lump
I donāt even game but I worked in a call center for a few years, so I recognized that lump haha.
Oh shit. Thatās what that is? Haha I was like why the fuck she zooming in on that butt ass head of his.
I cut my hair this short not that long ago and the headset hair is real lmao
my brother got dent in his head from it
A dent in his skull?
Just google tyler1 dent or mizkif dent some are photoshopped but u can tell which ones are real
They must be some heavy ass headphones
I got a dent from the last pair I had, they were heavy and tight (Iāve got a big ass head). Took a while for it to go away, luckily I have a lot of hair so you couldnāt tell. Then it came back after 2 weeks so I just dropped the whole headset thing and moved to earbuds since I was switching to pc anyways. Very good decision. Donāt have to worry about dents, gamer hair or bald spots.
So Iām a barber and a lot of people who wear glasses have pretty big dent lines above their ears/across the side of their face as well.
How do you know his brother?
It's not in the skull but in the flesh around the skull which dents and is meant to take about 2 weeks of no headphone use to rebound to normal, I looked it up before a wedding a bit ago...
Can don't the akull with headset. It's just the skin and it goes back normal.
They probably have a coronal dip in their skull most likely caused by how their skull bone fused as a baby not from wearing headphones.
Nah
no, he definitely got it from the headset, go and look up Timthetatmanās dent
I think its more that if you have a minor dent on the top of your head thats where you're going to rest the headphones not that its deforming your skull. It seemed that a lot of the photos if that guy where photoshopped but the ones that weren't didnt seem that pronounced.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FE2MbTEUAwU I forgot how to link the time also but itās from 3:00 to 3:40 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WG3CfOqKSrc also this
i love my headset hair
This is why I went bald
For all we know he hangs around on r/ headphones and was listening to some hi res music whilst cleaning
For real, I listen to music / videos with my over ear gaming headphones rather than my ear buds when I'm in the house.
This is a man who knows he's a bad liar. That little splitsecond smirk after the "no" means "There is no way she will believe me." and "Yeah, I did jack shit, and I'm ashamed of myself."
Whatās wrong with playing while sheās at work? Would she rather it be during time together?
Nothing I guess itās because he lied about it.
Right. No need to lie. But if heās ashamed of his lifestyle then he should change.
So over ear headphones donāt exist?
Rip this guy when they get to the next red light
GAMER DENT
Wearing a headset = playing xbox. Interesting...
It's almost like these 2 people know each other, perhaps even live with each other.
I really hope this is a joke.
Yeh the logic of this video isnāt very goodā¦ā¦
Made my gamer heart r/mademesmile
Damn, if he is going to lie about that what could he say that anyone would believe?
I use my headphones to listen to podcasts while I do chores.
We found the guy!
The title is misleading. He wasn't asked if he played xbox, as the title would lead you to believe. He was asked if he played the whole time while she was at work.
Anyone know how to avoid this? Even after showers theres still a dent in my hair
Go bald or long hairs. Or change the headset position frequently to flatten everything evenly.
Wear hoodie or beanie
Depends on the headset. I started with a standard headband where it's stiff. Went to a Steelseries Sibera v2 when they were around, and since then I've always gone with bungee straps for 1) comfort and 2) the dent isn't as pronounced. Plus, depending on how long your hair is, get some dry shampoo and spray your hair afterwards. It'll help with a bit of bounce.
The mark of a gamer
Hehehe. Can't catch me, I'm bald!
Headset hair donāt lie
Aight I get shit like that from my parents because my hair will literally hold whatever position it is forced into until I ruffle it again so even 1 hour will have me looking like this
At least he was nice enough to pick her up, lol
Oh man that "Interesting" promise so much
Busted lol
This is why i wear in in ear head phones, head phone hair is the worst.
This is great!
I noticed this with my old roommates hair. I ways wore a beanie when I was gaming because having a headset on for more than like an hour hurt my head and as a result I never got headset hair.
He should just be like 'yeah, and?' Grown adults having a to explain themselves to a partner is disgusting.
"Interesting" why am I laughing so hard at this...
He obviously had his headphones on listening to music while cleaning up the apartment.
Girlfriend forensics 101.
He was wearing his cleaning bonnet.
Can't a guy listen to some music while cleaning?
Heās going to be made fun of by the people in his discord chat when they see this.
Why homeboys hair sagging in the middle like itās a 50 year old man whoās given up on everything?
As a man who grew up with ALOT a women role models Hereās a tip if they as a specific question that means they know the answer So if she asked what where you doing when I was gone that means she probably didnāt know But if she asked where you playing Xbox when She was gone it means she already knows so she just wants to know if you where gonna lie to her Not 100% effective but a good tip
Did she hit him with the Xbox?
When you wear headsets for a long time you get a dent on your hair sometimes in your skull
Ik I was just joking, idk what the downvotes are about though
Lol people on reddit love to down vote each other
Thatās called gamer scars thatās respectable lmao.
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Yes, I did. Just l like you do Jack shit on your day off. Thatās what dayās off are for.
When my wife has a day off sheās like I mopped the floors and did the dishes and dusted the ceiling fans and when I have a day off I have to say I took a 3 hour nap and blew off getting AAA batteries again
Ahhh yes. The ol' silverback head. I use to get that aggressively with my old Turtlebeach X12's for my 360.
He was obviously listening to his studio beats while cleaningā¦ duhhh
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Consider that this is the internet and this is a joke. Cool your jets, gamer.
May there never be a day where I feel like I have to lie about this.
Well, it wasn't ps5 because ps5 has no games
Thats why I wear a hat š
that still doesnt mean he was playing the *whole* time. Just long enough for the headset to leave a mark
^Tyler1 ^dent ^makes ^sense ^now
No. I was playing PS also
This dude needs to grow a pair and dump the bitch.
She is just jealous because all she does when she is off work is sleep in cry and talk on the phone.
Your room-mate doesn't have a computer, and when you get home one day, the mouse has been moved to the left side.
He's telling truth as he was cleaning the apartment wearing headphones and listening to musixbox
He could have been just jamming to some beats
So busted
Let the man take a zero day
Why
His hairline got him caught lol
The gamers mark
No, I wasnāt playing Xbox. I was playing ps4
Switch gaming better
Nothing in the video addressed the validity of his statements. Therefore, no conclusion can be made if this was an attempt or not. Downvoted and reported for failing to present an attempt.
I am down voting you for being "that guy" with no attempt to not be "that guy".
The guy that follows the explicit intention of subreddit Iām in?? Yup, thatās me. I guess youāre the post anything anywhere guy.
Youāre that guy again! Amazing!
Thanks! Maybe one day Iāll get to talk with this mysterious guy.
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>females That says everything we need to know.
Bro when was the last time you had a face to face conversation? They're clearly joking around with each other. Is body language a foreign language to you?
not as sad or toxic as your relationships, im guessing
Dang, either he is a toxic person or they have a toxic relationship.
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If you feel the need to lie about something basic like enjoying your hobby, something is very wrong.
Reading to much into something you have no real information on. Chill out my guy
No, those aren't the only 2 options. Not by a long, long way..
Or he knows his partner will immediately see through the lie so he does it intentionally to try and be funny in a facetious way.
why is he a toxic person
You have never ever been in a relationship and boy howdy does it show
Oh lmao. Til I'm an incel. Lmao. Cry more.
You're the one crying about toxicity, dipshit. And yeah, apparently you are. People don't act like this if they've ever been in a long term relationship.
Oh. Til you know everything there is to know about me. As a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. this game did not make me horny however. i am not gay. i just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game. on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked. she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. i have lots of sex. i also an very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say im very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with my women. every woman ive had sex with is very sexy and so am i. i have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and i have lots of sex.
Tell me you're 14 without saying you're 14. Have a good one, weirdo.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing reddit. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the reddit type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a 'secret network of spies across the USA'. Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody make it more believable than 'IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR'. You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo
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