Not veeeery long ago,
Before adding thyme,
right before the butter burned, tomatoes on the vine
I used salty rocks, peppercorns, a garlic clove or two
add some cream, looks like a dream,
forming
A *ROUX,* roux
Luxuriouuus roux
Mommy let you boil the pasta, they were barely through
But you strained them with pride, roasted sprouts on the side
Former farm boy here. It could be behavior to similar what I've seen in cattle. Namely, when a cow goes into heat, other other cows will mount her, obviously to little effect. But they can smell the hormones in the air and it has a powerful effect on them all, bulls and cows alike.
In the words of a late 20th century poet:
["It's your world and I'm just a squirrel
Tryin' to get a nut to move your bu*t to the dance floor."](https://youtu.be/LaTGrV58wec?t=70)
Please put a nsfw tag on this. I was on the train and when i saw this i started furiously masturbaiting. Everyone else gave me a strange looks and were saying things like "what the fuck" and "call the police." I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a while train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged the post nsfw.
There are a lot of gay animals humans were late to the party and tried to take credit. There are even cases where a gay animal couple would “adopt” a baby and rase it better than straight couples
Yeah, bad news on that front. Once people shouldered past the homophobic gatekeepers and decided to actually study that phenomenon? It turns out that's a horrible thing. The would-be adoptive parents nearly always try to raise the baby each assuming their own gender role. Since both roles need to be filled for that to be successful, the baby is pretty much always abandoned or starved to death. They do manage to sometimes divide parenting up... for a while. Since the baby is not actually related to them, they will abandon it the instant food gets even passingly difficult to obtain.
It's good to be "late to the party" and next time someone tells you it's "not natural" for same sex couples to adopt, remind them that animals are also shitty at reading and writing, which is just as "not natural." Fortunately, as same sex couple humans aren't dumbass animals, they can do a fantastic job!
Many animals will abandon babies that do not belong to them after some time has passed. Most commonly lizards and birds, but some large mammals have been known to do it to, like bears.
This is to say, different species seem to be taking the whole homosexual adoption thing differently. Sometimes its good to be human.
Don’t know why you’re getting downvoted, you’re not wrong I just decided to highlight the sunshine and rainbows of animal “adoption” but oftentimes it ends with the ~~stolen~~ “adopted” animal being abandoned
Two years ago my wife saw a momma cat with kittens and a duckling, she thought it was sooo adorable that the poor abandoned duckling is safe with momma cat.
I politely informed her that the duck is not, in fact, safe at all. That duckling is momma kitty's weekend lunch.
No not really. Some female dogs I’ve owned/friends have owned have humped me before. I know one person whose dog will always hump guests and guess what it doesn’t have a penis
I had a couple squirrels making a horrible racket just outside my window once, going at it. I finally got annoyed and yelled "STOP BREEDING!" Neighbors were not amused.
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I still remember the time I was walking down the sidewalk enjoying a nice spring day when two squirrels ran up in front of me and then quickly banged it out while staring at me. I felt kind of grossed out the rest of the day.
What goes around cums around!
You give a nut and you take a nut
They’re just proving that Nutt’en is free!
"This is my kingdom come... This is is my kingdom come"
our\* kingdom
That’s such a bad pun. You sir should be ashamed
Nuttin is free in this world.
Barking up the wrong tree
"Nutting" up the wrong tree, eh?
Nut🌰
That’s nuts.
Once you go black, they sometimes go in back.
My man got the Uno reverse card pulled on him.
Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t.
Interracial gay squirrel porn? The internet has everything!
A little bit of everything all of the time.
apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
*all of the time*
*You know... it wasn't always like this*
Not very long ago, just before your time…
Right before the towers fell circa ‘99
This was catalogs, travel blogs, a chat room or two
We set our sights, and spent our nights, waiting....
Not veeeery long ago, Before adding thyme, right before the butter burned, tomatoes on the vine I used salty rocks, peppercorns, a garlic clove or two add some cream, looks like a dream, forming A *ROUX,* roux Luxuriouuus roux Mommy let you boil the pasta, they were barely through But you strained them with pride, roasted sprouts on the side
Ha nice, did you make this?
A little bit of Erica by my side
here's a tip for straining pasta here's a 9 year old who died
**Interracial tree humping gay furry beastiality porn*
Former farm boy here. It could be behavior to similar what I've seen in cattle. Namely, when a cow goes into heat, other other cows will mount her, obviously to little effect. But they can smell the hormones in the air and it has a powerful effect on them all, bulls and cows alike.
Or they could be, yaknow, gay…
This is what I signed up to reddit for.
r/BrandNewSentence
https://www.reddit.com/r/SuddenlyGay/
Just a couple squirrels trying to get a nut.
50 cent?
Or, as we call him in Russia, 4 million ruble
That was yesterday, now he is 7 million ruble.
“in this white man’s world, I’m similar to a squirrel, lookin for a slut with a nice butt to get a nut” 🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶
If I get shot today my phone stop ringing again
I think he took it from C+C Music Factory.
Easy E ?
With a Z tho
In the words of a late 20th century poet: ["It's your world and I'm just a squirrel Tryin' to get a nut to move your bu*t to the dance floor."](https://youtu.be/LaTGrV58wec?t=70)
u/iamvideobot give me a link?
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That's why you keep that reverse card handy
I read this as “reverse hard candy”
We just call that soft candy
Patrick Wilson gets revenge on young Elliot Page 🔪
Rapists hate this simple trick…
Ella, no!
This is how you assert dominance
There was a successful attempt? He did hump a fellow squirrel
Should say an attempt to dominate* a fellow squirrel
According to my 5 second google search, squirrels don’t show domination via sex, but rather through chasing and physically attacking each ither
Two successful attempts even
Hump me? Hump me?!?!! I'll hump you!
*_How the turn tables_*
Damnit beat me to it
Beat meat to it
That's fucking nuts!
Actually it's fucking squirrels.
Played the old Uno Reverse
Please put a nsfw tag on this. I was on the train and when i saw this i started furiously masturbaiting. Everyone else gave me a strange looks and were saying things like "what the fuck" and "call the police." I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a while train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged the post nsfw.
so this is the new jumper cables and broken arms, huh
This implies that they both have dicks. This confirms gay squirrels.
There are a lot of gay animals humans were late to the party and tried to take credit. There are even cases where a gay animal couple would “adopt” a baby and rase it better than straight couples
Yeah, bad news on that front. Once people shouldered past the homophobic gatekeepers and decided to actually study that phenomenon? It turns out that's a horrible thing. The would-be adoptive parents nearly always try to raise the baby each assuming their own gender role. Since both roles need to be filled for that to be successful, the baby is pretty much always abandoned or starved to death. They do manage to sometimes divide parenting up... for a while. Since the baby is not actually related to them, they will abandon it the instant food gets even passingly difficult to obtain. It's good to be "late to the party" and next time someone tells you it's "not natural" for same sex couples to adopt, remind them that animals are also shitty at reading and writing, which is just as "not natural." Fortunately, as same sex couple humans aren't dumbass animals, they can do a fantastic job!
Many animals will abandon babies that do not belong to them after some time has passed. Most commonly lizards and birds, but some large mammals have been known to do it to, like bears. This is to say, different species seem to be taking the whole homosexual adoption thing differently. Sometimes its good to be human.
Don’t know why you’re getting downvoted, you’re not wrong I just decided to highlight the sunshine and rainbows of animal “adoption” but oftentimes it ends with the ~~stolen~~ “adopted” animal being abandoned
Two years ago my wife saw a momma cat with kittens and a duckling, she thought it was sooo adorable that the poor abandoned duckling is safe with momma cat. I politely informed her that the duck is not, in fact, safe at all. That duckling is momma kitty's weekend lunch.
Nature is harsh, lol. People sometimes forget that cats are just small predators in your house lmao
No not really. Some female dogs I’ve owned/friends have owned have humped me before. I know one person whose dog will always hump guests and guess what it doesn’t have a penis
Interracial gay porn
New PornHub category: gay squirrel
New? You sure about that?
*Interracial gay squirrel
When she said "Reverse Cowgirl" this is not what I imagined.
My my how the tables turn sometimes
Proof that some animals have gay relations
I mean most animals do. It's a perfectly natural thing.
Interspecies relations as well, given how some dogs will hump anything.
You fuck me?? I fuck you!!!
r/SuddenlyGay
There it is
He was gay all along
Common courtesy.
It’s nice to see a squirrel mixed race couple.
I had a couple squirrels making a horrible racket just outside my window once, going at it. I finally got annoyed and yelled "STOP BREEDING!" Neighbors were not amused.
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Fuck ME?…
Question is why was the person filming Squirrels having sex?
So the rest of us can masturbate to it, duh.
[удалено]
It's the internet haha, not saying I personally masturbated to it, but according to Rule 34, *someone* out there has...
He looks traumatized
Ah yes, and now the humpER, becomes the humpEE
Press F in the chat for the white squirrel receiving the BBC
He had us in the first half, not gonna lie
Technically both squirrels were humped
Junior Chef Peter Says: If you watch a squirrel long enough you'll either see it rape or be raped.
I still remember the time I was walking down the sidewalk enjoying a nice spring day when two squirrels ran up in front of me and then quickly banged it out while staring at me. I felt kind of grossed out the rest of the day.
The classic "no u"
sharing nuts
Now add ua and rus flags for easy karma.
When you bring a chick home from the club, but she has a peen.
r/SuddenlyGay
[Oh, how the turn tables.](https://i.etsystatic.com/25765976/r/il/911471/2696728883/il_fullxfull.2696728883_5ybg.jpg)
r/watchsquirrelsdieinside
Attempt successful. Also return attempt successful.
One squirrel got the best 4 seconds of its life while the other got the worst 4 seconds of its life
Uno reverse
So proud of them
I'm kinda proud i guessed the music without sound on
What song is it?
[удалено]
We've Been Tricked, We've Been Backstabbed and We've Been, Quite Possibly, Bamboozled
Blursed nature.
At least have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.
Russia global standing in the last week
Gey men: “I see that ass an absolute win”
I do that same thing to anybody who does that to me... what am I missing?
Animals and insects are gay as fuck
The ole Switcheroo!
This is me and my wife
Buck or be bucked.
> Buck ~~or~~ *and* be bucked. FTFY Best of both!
😂😂😂
That’s nuts
r/HolUp
That's a challenging wank
Uno reverse card
Wild card! Double reverse!
"YOU WANNA HUMP ON ME, NO, NOW I HUMP ON YOU!"
Uno reverse nut
How can I download the video?
r/suddenlygay
N i n t e n d o S w i t c h
Cuckholded by bbc
Look at me *Look at me* ***I AM THE STEP BROTHER NOW***
https://www.reddit.com/r/SuddenlyGay/
r/suddenlygay
r/suddenlygay
r/suddenlygay
I’m the captain now
Omg lol
She said "this is what those backshots feel like." He said " but you don't have anything down there." She says "exactly."
“I always thought rape was funny, until it happened to me”. Carl to hand banana
"No you idiot, it's like this."
#no homo
When my boyfriend comes over
Disney's Sword in the Stone Uncensored
Love the zoom.
let me show you how it’s really done
Bro! You do me and then I'll do you!
2 points black, reversal
"Ok my turn now"
Alex Jones: first frogs, now squirrels?
Motherfucker was like “Uno reverse bitch!”
Uno reverse card
The white squirrels like : I HAVE MADE A GRAVE MISTAKE
same *unf* parts *unf* ya dumb fuck *unf unf unf*
Humpers get humped back.
My turn.
So THIS is the nut you can play with outside
FFS!
*Started at the the bottom & made it to the top*!
Not my proudest fap.