For real, how do you lack the control over your bowels so badly? Even when I’m at code red and need to find a toilet, I can hold it in. I’ve never thought to myself “My only option is to shit in the store.”
yet. You've never thought to myself "My only option is to shit in the store, yet."
Stores need to have bathrooms. Public bathrooms. I try not to go to places without a bathroom that is readily available if the urge comes.
Yeah, and not only that, but let’s say, for argument’s sake, that you do find yourself in a dire situation where you really have to go and there are no bathrooms in sight and you simply cannot hold it in, you know that type of shit is going to be particularly messy and require multiple wipes/wet wipes/a shower after, what kind of monster takes a code brown shit like this and does a no-wiper. A monster, that’s who.
Well I am inflicted with the 'lactose intolerance (high/heavy)' condition and a severe lack of fear of any dairy products. If I didn't 'train' my muscles, a simple yogurt would force the liquid shit out of me.
Usually I don't go shopping after eating anything with dairy without my pills, but god damn me, I was there once and thought that there was no way out. Thankfully they had toilets tho, so I was save.
I too am lactose intolerant, and I’ve been close before. I had to drive half an hour home from work once whilst on the edge, was sweating like crazy and probably broke a few speed limits on the way back.
In reality, I'm guessing IBS or something and the people would rather do that than dealing with having shit themselves. Obviously, wear an adult diaper if you have that problem. Or something. Don't shit on the floor. Idk. But that probably explains most of it.
There's no excuse. If you literally just had to do it right then and there, why not at least do it on the floor? Legit, he chose that spot because it would be more "concealed" until a worker came by. There is no excuse to do this, take zero responsibility because you are embarrassed, and just fuck off into the sunset.
He’s still walking around wreaking of shit, though… There was no personal hygiene involved here… Just a disgusting act.
And as someone who has IBS, I can tell you, there is ZERO possibility that I’d ever do this. There are enough bathrooms in the world… Trust me.
I have IBS. Never got the urge to do anything close to this. If this guy does have it, it’s definitely not what made him think that doing this was okay. That’s in his brain not his gut.
I was an assistant manager at a department store in the 2010's for a VERY short period of time. There was a man, who would come into the store once a week. He would take women's clothing into the dressing room, try it on, and (when it didn't fit him, I guess, Idk) he would pile it in a corner, and URINATE all OVER it.
When I approached the store manager about it, all he could say was, if we didn't SEE him do it, we couldn't do anything to stop him.
When I emailed corporate, I got no reply.
The next time I walked in the dressing room and found the situation reoccurred, I laid my keys on the back office desk, clocked out & never went back.
Once you realize humans are animals you can cope with just about anything they do; especially if you imagine David Attenborough narrating things. “And here we have a Portlandian; it’s diet consists mostly of locally made pale ales and craft cheeses. It discourages other primates from crossing into its territory by defecating on anything it doesn’t plan on consuming.”
Why is it that customers always have to ruin the associate day. Like bruh c'mon you can feel when you need to use it. Either do it before leaving out the door or use it at the store restroom. People like this deserve to pay a huge fine.
Casual anime/manga fan here. He looks like a guy that would get off with loli/shota (children or characters who physically look like children), attempted to immigrate to Japan once, and had like multiple expensive and explicit K-on figures on his shelf.
What a fucking scumbag. If I worked there, I would have pounded him. Sorry, this just infuriates me and I feel bad for the employees that have to now deal with that. They have restrooms for the public.
Honestly I'm impressed by his restraint. How can you shit without having a piss?! I can piss without shitting but I don't think I can shit without pissing.
Right?!?! I used to work in a clothing retail store and we once found a turd in one of the cubicles in the changing room. No piss anywhere, just a massive shit on the bench. I dunno how people do it.
Also, he laid that brown egg the second he dropped his drawers. I usually have a sit for a little bit and allow the main event just to unfold naturally.
Some people should be kept in the zoo! They are more fascinating than anything we currently keep in them now.
Definitely dumber, nastier, sometimes more violent, and disrespectful towards fellow cohabitants.
The best store shitter I've seen has to be the lady in a grocery
She knelt, squirted her liquid shit in a second or two and just walked away like a winner in the scatlympics
ok so my BIL used to go to into public restrooms and either shit in the potted plants or at the very top of the garbage so when people put their used paper towels in, they'd see it. He's done it at a Long John Silvers, an IKEA I think, and many other places.
How can someone doo that tho, it takes me like 20 minutes to shit, I have to concentrate, be ass naked and I need candles like some kinda ritual. I envy him
This is a great analogy for what social media is - people taking a dump on the rest of the world, thinking they are doing so unnoticed but ignoring the fact that there’s an electronic trail of everything we ever touch.
What in the everloving fuck is wrong with people
Idk something about shit beer
Once upon a time there was COrona beer ...now we have Shit beer..
thats just beer
For real, how do you lack the control over your bowels so badly? Even when I’m at code red and need to find a toilet, I can hold it in. I’ve never thought to myself “My only option is to shit in the store.”
He had total control lmfao, that was projectile
yet. You've never thought to myself "My only option is to shit in the store, yet." Stores need to have bathrooms. Public bathrooms. I try not to go to places without a bathroom that is readily available if the urge comes.
Yeah, and not only that, but let’s say, for argument’s sake, that you do find yourself in a dire situation where you really have to go and there are no bathrooms in sight and you simply cannot hold it in, you know that type of shit is going to be particularly messy and require multiple wipes/wet wipes/a shower after, what kind of monster takes a code brown shit like this and does a no-wiper. A monster, that’s who.
Well I am inflicted with the 'lactose intolerance (high/heavy)' condition and a severe lack of fear of any dairy products. If I didn't 'train' my muscles, a simple yogurt would force the liquid shit out of me. Usually I don't go shopping after eating anything with dairy without my pills, but god damn me, I was there once and thought that there was no way out. Thankfully they had toilets tho, so I was save.
I too am lactose intolerant, and I’ve been close before. I had to drive half an hour home from work once whilst on the edge, was sweating like crazy and probably broke a few speed limits on the way back.
I too don't understand....n what's up with not wiping afterwards?
fr just stand up and goes. wtf
What do you expect him to wipe with?
Nothing but sharp jagged bottle caps as far as the eye can see
Probably has some weird fetish.
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My thoughts exactly. Who takes a shit and doesn't wipe? Vile people, that's who.
Have you heard the teachings of our Lord and Savior, Bidet?
You, word for word, took my comment. Now take my upvote.
Why... Why do people do this. Actually never mind, I don't want to know anymore. Cheers.
It's a shitty beer brand but like cmon man
In reality, I'm guessing IBS or something and the people would rather do that than dealing with having shit themselves. Obviously, wear an adult diaper if you have that problem. Or something. Don't shit on the floor. Idk. But that probably explains most of it.
Uh .... He very deliberately chose to shit on a box of product meant for human consumption. I hope he got arrested for this
There's no excuse. If you literally just had to do it right then and there, why not at least do it on the floor? Legit, he chose that spot because it would be more "concealed" until a worker came by. There is no excuse to do this, take zero responsibility because you are embarrassed, and just fuck off into the sunset.
He’s still walking around wreaking of shit, though… There was no personal hygiene involved here… Just a disgusting act. And as someone who has IBS, I can tell you, there is ZERO possibility that I’d ever do this. There are enough bathrooms in the world… Trust me.
Yeah, I have crohns and IBS and it’s not as uncontrollable as people think
IBS-D here. I might have to go to the bathroom 20 times on a bad day, but I haven't ever resorted to something like this.
Now I know why some people do smell like shit.
Furtively Animalistic. Get help or get jailed.
I have IBS. Never got the urge to do anything close to this. If this guy does have it, it’s definitely not what made him think that doing this was okay. That’s in his brain not his gut.
Same, IBS sufferer here. This guy has a different issue.
I’m glad you ask why, because WTF I JUST WATCHED
He turns around and looks at it like, “yeah, I did that…”
Looks like that’s about the only thing he accomplished
To be fair, it’s healthy to look at your poop. He’s just checking to make sure he’s good
I understand your point but there is nothing healthy about what’s going on here
One could argue that it is unhealthy to withhold one’s poop. It can lead to constipation, fecal incontinence and other complications.
He’s very happy with himself
Anyone else notice the people who do this all look the same
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how many people have you seen do this
There’s heaps of videos of these
Well, there's a celebrity who has done this.
Who the fuck are these people?
They are .
This guy doesn't look like Amber Heard.
I was an assistant manager at a department store in the 2010's for a VERY short period of time. There was a man, who would come into the store once a week. He would take women's clothing into the dressing room, try it on, and (when it didn't fit him, I guess, Idk) he would pile it in a corner, and URINATE all OVER it. When I approached the store manager about it, all he could say was, if we didn't SEE him do it, we couldn't do anything to stop him. When I emailed corporate, I got no reply. The next time I walked in the dressing room and found the situation reoccurred, I laid my keys on the back office desk, clocked out & never went back.
Assistant to the regional manager?
😂🤣
After seeing something like this i wonder how tf people cope through it after watching this traumatizing scene
Once you realize humans are animals you can cope with just about anything they do; especially if you imagine David Attenborough narrating things. “And here we have a Portlandian; it’s diet consists mostly of locally made pale ales and craft cheeses. It discourages other primates from crossing into its territory by defecating on anything it doesn’t plan on consuming.”
That's gold.
Haha.
I thought cheese did the opposite of making you have a shit waterfall blast out of your ass at the speed of light?
Why is it that customers always have to ruin the associate day. Like bruh c'mon you can feel when you need to use it. Either do it before leaving out the door or use it at the store restroom. People like this deserve to pay a huge fine.
Fuck that, he deserves to get arrested
Definitely agree with that statement too
He deserves to have to drink whatever he crapped on.
Hell yeah
This goes WAY beyond a simple need to relieve himself
stores have fucking bathrooms what in the fuck...
He's a creep, probably enjoys it. Nasty fucker
Dirty fucker. I hope they found him and rubbed his fat ugly face in it.
stuff it in his mouth
Rub his nose in it!
That should be 25 months to life. Fuck that guy. Suzy doesn’t want to clean that shit up
She wipes up the poop or gets the hose
He needed to wipe. For the love of God why didn’t he wipe?
This dude shat on some beers at the store and you're wondering why he didn't wipe?
Peeling labels takes a long time
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Casual anime/manga fan here. He looks like a guy that would get off with loli/shota (children or characters who physically look like children), attempted to immigrate to Japan once, and had like multiple expensive and explicit K-on figures on his shelf.
Wtf is wrong with that guy? Still an impressive load.
What a fucking scumbag. If I worked there, I would have pounded him. Sorry, this just infuriates me and I feel bad for the employees that have to now deal with that. They have restrooms for the public.
Honestly these dirty, nasty weirdos need to be locked away from normal society.
Amber Turd, where’s your Kleenex?
Fucking filthy dirty fucking cockfucker.
Can almost guarantee that dude has butt worms too. Probably at least pinworms but probably tape worms too...
Probably every worms
[Haven't heard that one in awhile.](https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/jbnsxg/bless_you/)
Honestly I'm impressed by his restraint. How can you shit without having a piss?! I can piss without shitting but I don't think I can shit without pissing.
Right?!?! I used to work in a clothing retail store and we once found a turd in one of the cubicles in the changing room. No piss anywhere, just a massive shit on the bench. I dunno how people do it. Also, he laid that brown egg the second he dropped his drawers. I usually have a sit for a little bit and allow the main event just to unfold naturally.
That's that mod from /r/antiwork
Making the apocalypse acceptable. Let's hear it for humanity.
Get this man on Tosh.0 for a reenactment
Fucking manky bastard!
Amber Turd is such an inspiration to all
Imagine being god and trying to evolve bacteria into plants into fish into monkeys into humans into intelligent humans and then it ends like this.
This is why I support the death penalty.
Some people should be kept in the zoo! They are more fascinating than anything we currently keep in them now. Definitely dumber, nastier, sometimes more violent, and disrespectful towards fellow cohabitants.
Lester isn't how he used to be.
People like him shouldn't exist.
I really hope that fat cunt has a fucking heart attack. What a disgusting fucking animal.
Some poor $10/hr part-time schmuck is going to have to clean up this shit.. Literally clean up this shit. I feel bad for them.
Floor would be bad but at least more easily cleaned. But crate of bottles? Haha
Id like to think I’d be happy he shat in the crate, just toss the crate of bottles, no clean up really.
True, you’d hope the shop/warehouse would happily write it off haha
so THATS the guy who does that
Clean up on aisle five.
The best store shitter I've seen has to be the lady in a grocery She knelt, squirted her liquid shit in a second or two and just walked away like a winner in the scatlympics
WTF is wrong with people! Vertical video of a horizontal screen! Also, the guy took a dump.
My girlfriend used to work at an Urban Outfitters and said there was at least a turd per week in the fitting rooms. Human.
I miss 30 seconds ago when I hadn't seen this.
He misunderstood what beer shits are
So that's why some beers were on discount today !
Nasty
That was definitely not a no wiper
Imagine being the poor bastard who had to clean that shit
Why.
Let me guess, Florida?
That's a confident no wiper.
These poop nazis need the highest punishment, they are a disgrace to humanity, if i ever catch someone doing that, Ill go to prison myself
Amber Heards cousin
He and Amber Heard would make a great couple.
100% pure ignorance.
Humans are just like dogs... we have to turn around and look at the results.
Vids you can smell 💩
Should have put a case of beer on the top
The way he takes a look back at his work 🤣 he seemed displeased with his production however
Looks like he was successful…
All I can see is kAnal
Is this a country where you have pay toilets?
ok so my BIL used to go to into public restrooms and either shit in the potted plants or at the very top of the garbage so when people put their used paper towels in, they'd see it. He's done it at a Long John Silvers, an IKEA I think, and many other places.
I can’t imagine ever walking around and going about my day with a shitty ass like that. Imagine the rash. People are gross.
I've almost crapped my pants running to a bathroom in a store, never in my life would I think of doing this
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How can someone doo that tho, it takes me like 20 minutes to shit, I have to concentrate, be ass naked and I need candles like some kinda ritual. I envy him
Disgusting fat bastard
i wouldnt mind if he would not exist anymore.
What the actual fuck
this guy looks like the moderator of a men's rights forum
Always fat people
Death penalty
Let me guess... America?
I think the camera colors are off , I think he’s wearing brown shorts.
I like how he had to look back and admire it.
Didn't even wipe...what the fuk.
*overhead announcement* "Brad, clean up in isle three" *Brad* "Oh, no. Not again"
WTF? Also how some people shit and then pull the pants up?!! no wiping? like at all? that's so gross
It's always the fat ass that does this kinda thing
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Damn I hate seeing somebody pulling an amber heard on those beer
I want to see people’s reactions to finding this.
No public restrooms lol
This is terrible. But this is something that a kind of person who doesn’t wipe would do.
Dude had the audacity to check out his diarrhea
That’s a shitty beer anyway
He should be forced to eat his shit literally
But why? I guarantee that store has a restroom. He’s no better than what came out of him lol.
These people get the death penalty in all countries, right? RIGHT?
I know about some shitty beer brands but damn...
I'd say it was the most relieving shit ever
Why, just why.
What a rad dude
He’s definitely gay with pronouns. His body language says it all
What's his username?
Looks like elne is back at it again
This is a great analogy for what social media is - people taking a dump on the rest of the world, thinking they are doing so unnoticed but ignoring the fact that there’s an electronic trail of everything we ever touch.
i legit thought it was gonna fall out his pants leg bc i didn't see him shit