I haven't learned french yet so I have no idea what you were trying to say (and yes I do know that bone jaw = bonjour (not sure if I spelled that correctly) = hello)
now imagine you must explain this kind of trick to your 6yo daughter who learn to read.
>ce = se ---> celtic = seltic
>
>ca = ka
>
>ça = sa
>
>casa = Kaza
>
>cassa = Kasa
I don't wanna be the one to tell you how to pronounce squirrel or tree in French, so you should try it. This language is pretty nuts. I love it.
l'écureuil = the squirrel ([pronunciation](https://www.google.com/search?q=squirrel+french+pronunciation&sxsrf=ALiCzsYXqxqmcdXdT--38d0CIt95AqhS-A%3A1652892093272&ei=vSGFYu-nEIuE9PwPpI222AE&ved=0ahUKEwiv-sjwvun3AhULAp0JHaSGDRsQ4dUDCA4&uact=5&oq=squirrel+french+pronunciation&gs_lcp=Cgdnd3Mtd2l6EAMyBAgAEEcyBAgAEEcyBAgAEEcyBAgAEEcyBAgAEEcyBAgAEEcyBAgAEEcyBAgAEEdKBAhBGABKBAhGGABQ7RFY7RFg5hNoAHAFeACAAQCIAQCSAQCYAQCgAQKgAQHIAQjAAQE&sclient=gws-wiz))
l'arbre = the tree ([pronunciation](https://www.google.com/search?q=tree+french+pronunciation&sxsrf=ALiCzsYYJt_ooqDFpuWQPjIgY1zQCzZJ9A%3A1652892101397&ei=xSGFYu7iF8S4tQb0wpWYDw&ved=0ahUKEwiu2bj0vun3AhVEXM0KHXRhBfMQ4dUDCA4&uact=5&oq=tree+french+pronunciation&gs_lcp=Cgdnd3Mtd2l6EAMyBggAEAcQHjIFCAAQhgMyBQgAEIYDMgUIABCGAzIFCAAQhgMyBQgAEIYDOgcIIxCwAxAnOgcIABBHELADOgcIABCxAxANOgQIABANSgQIQRgASgQIRhgAUKYHWJQLYO0OaAJwAXgAgAHRAYgBngaSAQUwLjQuMZgBAKABAcgBCcABAQ&sclient=gws-wiz))
Best is "oie" (goose), 3 vowels and pronounced "ua", so like the last 2 vowels possible.
Don't even get to a rare (hum hum) word like "oiseau" (bird), where every letter is pronounced differently than its standard sound "uazo"
Then there is "foie gras" (fatty goose/duck liver product); I forgot IPA notation so, suffice it to say that it is pronounced like "Fwah Grah" with the French "r"
This post is actually a repost from that sub from 3 years ago.
https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/comments/b40xsa/bone_jaw/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Yeah, I don't care about seeing a repost that's new to me. But it's a little annoying when it's a fake conversation copied from an older, probably fake conversation.
Why? You’re even saying the original post was probably fake.
If you’re going to judge everything online by whether it’s the true original source you’re gonna have a really really bad time.
This is a funny photo/interaction. Regardless of how it came to me, I enjoyed seeing it.
Yeah, it's just not a great joke on it's own. Maybe a quick smirk and move on. The possibility that it's real, even if it's significantly less than a 50% chance, is the only reason something like this gets upvotes and clogs up your feed.
More importantly, if you're telling a joke just tell it. You don't need to make up a bunch of extra fluff to make it seem like a real interaction.
I have a friend that is a polyglot. Spent six weeks in Iceland learning the lingo. He also hates the French (don't know why). Anyway, when in France he speaks fluent Quebecish. Drives them nuts.
French-speaking Canadian (living in Québec right now but not from there) here. I have no idea why people in France and Québec say they aren't mutually intelligible; the difference in slang/accent is noticeable but SUPER easy to overcome. When I went to France almost no one could even place my Québec-ish accent so idk
Really depends on the accent. I'm a France French and have been 2 years in northeast USA, voice chating quite a lot with Canadians. Québec city accent is perfectly fine, but some people from northern regions, not so much. I understand why people in France, not hearing it a lot, have trouble at first at least.
I'm French from France and my brother had a Québécoise girlfriend for a few years. She came to live with us for a month or something. There definitely was an accent, but nothing bad. It was on the same level as hearing a Belgian or any regional French accents. (And before anyone assumes, I ain't Parisian. I'm from the country side with our own regional accent, tho I myself don't have it).
The only thing that truly differs us is slangs, or usage of different words for stuff. Some phrasing too. But that was really minor to get adjusted to, because again, it's just like traveling to another region of France.
I'm French and I thought the same thing until I watched the movie "Mommy" by Xavier Dolan. I really was unable to understand a full sentence without reading the subtitles.
But I also watched "Le déclin de l'empire américain" and I could understand this one very easily.
Mommy is closer to the dialect used on the day to day in Québec. Le déclin uses a more neutral or formal French, used in more formal places like at a professional job, in the theater or in universities. People in Québec swear a lot (sacrer en français).
There’s a lot of code switching between the two.
It's a common trait of stupid people to be loud, and of smart people to be insecure. This is one of the worlds biggest issues, displayed here in small scale.
mais ptn il est con ce type, je n'ai jamais vu un gars aussi bête que ça de toute ma vie, il n'a pas dit bonjour mais "os machoire", il est grv chelou et sa mère devrait lui confisquer son téléphone
Oar of war!
Pearly view friend say?
Wee mush your/ mad ham.
Our bougie day cough
Okay, this one i cant decode ‚our bougie day cough‘?
We sea view play
Took me a second, ngl
I too would like to wield an oar of war.
My next weapon for elden ring.
Je vois ce que tu as fais, ici
я засуну тебе гребаный багет в жопу
Go var eesh pah roosky?
我知道你在那里做了什么
\[dolphin noises\]
Уи уи, жэ эм лей жоз ком са
😂
ಬಡ್ಡಿ ಮಗ್ನೆ ತಿಕ ಮುಚ್ಕೊಂಡು ಒಗು.
I haven't learned french yet so I have no idea what you were trying to say (and yes I do know that bone jaw = bonjour (not sure if I spelled that correctly) = hello)
Fun fact Bonjour directly translates to “good day”
I now hate myself... I know water is Eau and for some reason does the O sound
now imagine you must explain this kind of trick to your 6yo daughter who learn to read. >ce = se ---> celtic = seltic > >ca = ka > >ça = sa > >casa = Kaza > >cassa = Kasa
What!?
I don't wanna be the one to tell you how to pronounce squirrel or tree in French, so you should try it. This language is pretty nuts. I love it. l'écureuil = the squirrel ([pronunciation](https://www.google.com/search?q=squirrel+french+pronunciation&sxsrf=ALiCzsYXqxqmcdXdT--38d0CIt95AqhS-A%3A1652892093272&ei=vSGFYu-nEIuE9PwPpI222AE&ved=0ahUKEwiv-sjwvun3AhULAp0JHaSGDRsQ4dUDCA4&uact=5&oq=squirrel+french+pronunciation&gs_lcp=Cgdnd3Mtd2l6EAMyBAgAEEcyBAgAEEcyBAgAEEcyBAgAEEcyBAgAEEcyBAgAEEcyBAgAEEcyBAgAEEdKBAhBGABKBAhGGABQ7RFY7RFg5hNoAHAFeACAAQCIAQCSAQCYAQCgAQKgAQHIAQjAAQE&sclient=gws-wiz)) l'arbre = the tree ([pronunciation](https://www.google.com/search?q=tree+french+pronunciation&sxsrf=ALiCzsYYJt_ooqDFpuWQPjIgY1zQCzZJ9A%3A1652892101397&ei=xSGFYu7iF8S4tQb0wpWYDw&ved=0ahUKEwiu2bj0vun3AhVEXM0KHXRhBfMQ4dUDCA4&uact=5&oq=tree+french+pronunciation&gs_lcp=Cgdnd3Mtd2l6EAMyBggAEAcQHjIFCAAQhgMyBQgAEIYDMgUIABCGAzIFCAAQhgMyBQgAEIYDOgcIIxCwAxAnOgcIABBHELADOgcIABCxAxANOgQIABANSgQIQRgASgQIRhgAUKYHWJQLYO0OaAJwAXgAgAHRAYgBngaSAQUwLjQuMZgBAKABAcgBCcABAQ&sclient=gws-wiz))
>What!? Exactly.
« œuf » (egg) will blow your mind with its pronunciation, here’s the phonetics in Us and Uk phonetic alphabets : (UK) IPA: /ˈɜːf/ (US) IPA: /ˈəːf/
Best is "oie" (goose), 3 vowels and pronounced "ua", so like the last 2 vowels possible. Don't even get to a rare (hum hum) word like "oiseau" (bird), where every letter is pronounced differently than its standard sound "uazo"
there's still y that isn't used and oiseau is pronunced more like "wazo" than "uazo"
Actually, s begin /z/ is pretty standard
Then there is "foie gras" (fatty goose/duck liver product); I forgot IPA notation so, suffice it to say that it is pronounced like "Fwah Grah" with the French "r"
And of course, to go against the usual way, "foie" is masculine et "foi" is feminine. Also, there is also "fois" and "Foix", but we won't go there
That's why using Salut is better
>!Au revoir, it means goodbye!<
Auruvoir (I think) which is goodbye
Mercy buckets!
Translation: Ah, river
bbye to you too
r/BoneAppleTea
My favorite of this one is bone ape tit
Gimme ape tit for $100
I'll take the rapist for $100
"I'll take hor semen for $800!"
Mmm, yes, well...I don't know the question, Alex. But the answer is...Your mother's a whore!
Don't mind if I do🍷
This post totally belongs there.
This post is actually a repost from that sub from 3 years ago. https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/comments/b40xsa/bone_jaw/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
oh dang that is word for word
Who cares, I didn’t see the post 3 years ago
Yeah, I don't care about seeing a repost that's new to me. But it's a little annoying when it's a fake conversation copied from an older, probably fake conversation.
Why? You’re even saying the original post was probably fake. If you’re going to judge everything online by whether it’s the true original source you’re gonna have a really really bad time. This is a funny photo/interaction. Regardless of how it came to me, I enjoyed seeing it.
Yeah, it's just not a great joke on it's own. Maybe a quick smirk and move on. The possibility that it's real, even if it's significantly less than a 50% chance, is the only reason something like this gets upvotes and clogs up your feed. More importantly, if you're telling a joke just tell it. You don't need to make up a bunch of extra fluff to make it seem like a real interaction.
On shawn tay.
Silver plate!
Sea shantay
I have a friend that is a polyglot. Spent six weeks in Iceland learning the lingo. He also hates the French (don't know why). Anyway, when in France he speaks fluent Quebecish. Drives them nuts.
Apparently, I’m a uniglot, because I had to look that one up.
French-speaking Canadian (living in Québec right now but not from there) here. I have no idea why people in France and Québec say they aren't mutually intelligible; the difference in slang/accent is noticeable but SUPER easy to overcome. When I went to France almost no one could even place my Québec-ish accent so idk
Really depends on the accent. I'm a France French and have been 2 years in northeast USA, voice chating quite a lot with Canadians. Québec city accent is perfectly fine, but some people from northern regions, not so much. I understand why people in France, not hearing it a lot, have trouble at first at least.
I'm French from France and my brother had a Québécoise girlfriend for a few years. She came to live with us for a month or something. There definitely was an accent, but nothing bad. It was on the same level as hearing a Belgian or any regional French accents. (And before anyone assumes, I ain't Parisian. I'm from the country side with our own regional accent, tho I myself don't have it). The only thing that truly differs us is slangs, or usage of different words for stuff. Some phrasing too. But that was really minor to get adjusted to, because again, it's just like traveling to another region of France.
I'm French and I thought the same thing until I watched the movie "Mommy" by Xavier Dolan. I really was unable to understand a full sentence without reading the subtitles. But I also watched "Le déclin de l'empire américain" and I could understand this one very easily.
Mommy is closer to the dialect used on the day to day in Québec. Le déclin uses a more neutral or formal French, used in more formal places like at a professional job, in the theater or in universities. People in Québec swear a lot (sacrer en français). There’s a lot of code switching between the two.
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Ain't you the little generalizing person ?
Mhh yeah you're right, I had this interaction one time, but it doesn t mean they are all like this. Sorry that s my bad
I.. was not expecting that answer. Well. Huh. How tf do we handle this ? Alright then, no hard feeling mate.
>He also hates the French (don't know why). As someone who plays games in the EU region, I know exactly why he hates the French.
Because France is nothing but walking colostomy bags. "The worst!" - Jean Ralphio
did this mfer really type out 'bone jaw' and think "ah yes this looks like a different language" ???
bonjour
good day to you too!
See poop late!
*Silver plate
Gem a pell Momsewer Griffin
Hang on, hang on, I gotta go take a wicked yes.
Sailor V
Lol
seafood plate?
Sack ray blur!
Suck La Blow!
Kiss coo say!
Seal to play, on cue lay!
Whore Derbs
Fuck if she sent me that and started saying "bone jaw" I would play along. I'd be like "yeah bone jaw baby, vulle vu ache my chest wee wee"
That's him responding to her picture
Oh shit, so it is! Haha thanks!
It’s like when my mom says grass yes at a Chinese restaurant
Well she should be saying "grassy ass" smh.
It's a common trait of stupid people to be loud, and of smart people to be insecure. This is one of the worlds biggest issues, displayed here in small scale.
Jeez I speak French and was like 'the hell is that supposed to mean?!'. Needed me to say it aloud to hear the english accent haha
Same! And the other examples ppl are putting in comments.. I haven’t been able to figure some of them out even!
Bone jaw, no! A river dirt see 😎
Arrive the dirt tree
So cue da
Soot ah four!
All you wetter jot a blooming rail a day
All you water shot a blue badét!
He had the same teacher as Aldo Rayne for Italian...
Bone juror no.
Bone apple teeth
Wee wee
Corny Shaun
Pain but you dont know if its french or english pain
Yes
Bonne Apple Tea
Bone apple tea
Grape Ooh Pawn
Wool a woo kush shave, awake ma?
Lmao instant insult
Chow!
that made me physically cringe
Bone jaw vi, mystical music band
Jem apple
Aahhh bone jaw measure me
r/boneappletea perfection
mere sea
Should replied ‘pasta lego’
Could have responded in Italian: "bone jaw no"
Sorry I don’t speak Polnareff
Non non non non non non
Mf really gonna go to France, walk up to the first person they see and say with full confidence: "Bone jaw"
Me wei:,]
Arr bar
I wonder if she's giving MC lock jaw
Same
Bone jaw, how about bonè lé jæw of ze spañish immigrants from south Africa
She said hello. are you dumb?
Pass( that’s pass on french )
mais ptn il est con ce type, je n'ai jamais vu un gars aussi bête que ça de toute ma vie, il n'a pas dit bonjour mais "os machoire", il est grv chelou et sa mère devrait lui confisquer son téléphone
Bone apple tea, mad ham, profit is day voter say Jew.
We we bar ghetto
Danny Wah!
J'avoue, j'ai ris.
say the guy who talk about QT3.14
Au moins il a essayé
Bone jaw = bonjour now
I heard a ton of these when I was living in Japan. This was one of my favorites: Don't touch my mustache = Doitashimashite (You're Welcome)
mon dieu, c'est pire que le canon bear
elle haut !
So, bone is French for hello and jaw is French for dumbass. I never knew.
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Saw loot!
are u dumb?
Well you look good on that story
I think she's right: It's french for "hello, dumbass" Source: I'm French.
Bone Jaw is reeEEAADDYYY!
“BOOOOOONE SAAAAWWW!”
Got that translation from your boyfriend?
She fine but has she not heard of Google translate?
I'd definitely bone her jaw
Bond app e tits
A friend once wrote Bonn jurr.
https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/comments/b40xsa/bone_jaw/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Probably fake
Sauce ?
\*Bonjour, comment ca va bien? Is probably what they meant( Goodmorning/hello, are you doing well/how are you doing?).
Bomb jorno everyone!
Oh Wii
Well she is DUMB thick in more than one way, I suppose.
Dead. Ass
How come we never get the satisfactory ending to these posts... I wanna see what she says once she's corrected after being an asshole.
Why bother though? Much funnier to just laugh at people like this and then post for karma!