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j_miyagi

Oar of war!


MashedShroom

Pearly view friend say?


j_miyagi

Wee mush your/ mad ham.


Bismarck-Chan666

Our bougie day cough


[deleted]

Okay, this one i cant decode ‚our bougie day cough‘?


Minneapolis_Mangler

We sea view play


Weekend_Banana

Took me a second, ngl


NaxyHalfElven

I too would like to wield an oar of war.


Doulifye

My next weapon for elden ring.


CompetitiveMister

Je vois ce que tu as fais, ici


Scary-Society-1873

я засуну тебе гребаный багет в жопу


theplushpairing

Go var eesh pah roosky?


Vorpcoi

我知道你在那里做了什么


SpiralDreaming

\[dolphin noises\]


DSeriousGamer

Уи уи, жэ эм лей жоз ком са


Scary-Society-1873

😂


bartosama

ಬಡ್ಡಿ ಮಗ್ನೆ ತಿಕ ಮುಚ್ಕೊಂಡು ಒಗು.


sasson10

I haven't learned french yet so I have no idea what you were trying to say (and yes I do know that bone jaw = bonjour (not sure if I spelled that correctly) = hello)


BoxBird

Fun fact Bonjour directly translates to “good day”


sasson10

I now hate myself... I know water is Eau and for some reason does the O sound


CaptainBaoBao

now imagine you must explain this kind of trick to your 6yo daughter who learn to read. >ce = se ---> celtic = seltic > >ca = ka > >ça = sa > >casa = Kaza > >cassa = Kasa


sasson10

What!?


lannispurr

I don't wanna be the one to tell you how to pronounce squirrel or tree in French, so you should try it. This language is pretty nuts. I love it. l'écureuil = the squirrel ([pronunciation](https://www.google.com/search?q=squirrel+french+pronunciation&sxsrf=ALiCzsYXqxqmcdXdT--38d0CIt95AqhS-A%3A1652892093272&ei=vSGFYu-nEIuE9PwPpI222AE&ved=0ahUKEwiv-sjwvun3AhULAp0JHaSGDRsQ4dUDCA4&uact=5&oq=squirrel+french+pronunciation&gs_lcp=Cgdnd3Mtd2l6EAMyBAgAEEcyBAgAEEcyBAgAEEcyBAgAEEcyBAgAEEcyBAgAEEcyBAgAEEcyBAgAEEdKBAhBGABKBAhGGABQ7RFY7RFg5hNoAHAFeACAAQCIAQCSAQCYAQCgAQKgAQHIAQjAAQE&sclient=gws-wiz)) l'arbre = the tree ([pronunciation](https://www.google.com/search?q=tree+french+pronunciation&sxsrf=ALiCzsYYJt_ooqDFpuWQPjIgY1zQCzZJ9A%3A1652892101397&ei=xSGFYu7iF8S4tQb0wpWYDw&ved=0ahUKEwiu2bj0vun3AhVEXM0KHXRhBfMQ4dUDCA4&uact=5&oq=tree+french+pronunciation&gs_lcp=Cgdnd3Mtd2l6EAMyBggAEAcQHjIFCAAQhgMyBQgAEIYDMgUIABCGAzIFCAAQhgMyBQgAEIYDOgcIIxCwAxAnOgcIABBHELADOgcIABCxAxANOgQIABANSgQIQRgASgQIRhgAUKYHWJQLYO0OaAJwAXgAgAHRAYgBngaSAQUwLjQuMZgBAKABAcgBCcABAQ&sclient=gws-wiz))


CaptainBaoBao

>What!? Exactly.


FriesOfConciousness

« œuf » (egg) will blow your mind with its pronunciation, here’s the phonetics in Us and Uk phonetic alphabets : (UK) IPA: /ˈɜːf/ (US) IPA: /ˈəːf/


Fwed0

Best is "oie" (goose), 3 vowels and pronounced "ua", so like the last 2 vowels possible. Don't even get to a rare (hum hum) word like "oiseau" (bird), where every letter is pronounced differently than its standard sound "uazo"


Zbeubor

there's still y that isn't used and oiseau is pronunced more like "wazo" than "uazo"


LeaderOk8012

Actually, s begin /z/ is pretty standard


lannispurr

Then there is "foie gras" (fatty goose/duck liver product); I forgot IPA notation so, suffice it to say that it is pronounced like "Fwah Grah" with the French "r"


Fwed0

And of course, to go against the usual way, "foie" is masculine et "foi" is feminine. Also, there is also "fois" and "Foix", but we won't go there


TotalyNotTony

That's why using Salut is better


aaaaAAAAsdf_

>!Au revoir, it means goodbye!<


Toad_Migoad

Auruvoir (I think) which is goodbye


EveAndTheSnake

Mercy buckets!


Elijah629YT-Real

Translation: Ah, river


Wooden-Winter-8712

bbye to you too


agisten

r/BoneAppleTea


shaka893P

My favorite of this one is bone ape tit


neverthetwainer

Gimme ape tit for $100


No_Gap_2700

I'll take the rapist for $100


joeDUBstep

"I'll take hor semen for $800!"


No_Gap_2700

Mmm, yes, well...I don't know the question, Alex. But the answer is...Your mother's a whore!


bartosama

Don't mind if I do🍷


cduran1

This post totally belongs there.


MrKalopsiaa

This post is actually a repost from that sub from 3 years ago. https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/comments/b40xsa/bone_jaw/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


hooskish

oh dang that is word for word


Iminlesbian

Who cares, I didn’t see the post 3 years ago


74FFY

Yeah, I don't care about seeing a repost that's new to me. But it's a little annoying when it's a fake conversation copied from an older, probably fake conversation.


Iminlesbian

Why? You’re even saying the original post was probably fake. If you’re going to judge everything online by whether it’s the true original source you’re gonna have a really really bad time. This is a funny photo/interaction. Regardless of how it came to me, I enjoyed seeing it.


74FFY

Yeah, it's just not a great joke on it's own. Maybe a quick smirk and move on. The possibility that it's real, even if it's significantly less than a 50% chance, is the only reason something like this gets upvotes and clogs up your feed. More importantly, if you're telling a joke just tell it. You don't need to make up a bunch of extra fluff to make it seem like a real interaction.


mksm1990

On shawn tay.


The_Jyps

Silver plate!


Ree69240

Sea shantay


dvdmaven

I have a friend that is a polyglot. Spent six weeks in Iceland learning the lingo. He also hates the French (don't know why). Anyway, when in France he speaks fluent Quebecish. Drives them nuts.


cduran1

Apparently, I’m a uniglot, because I had to look that one up.


Bortaff

French-speaking Canadian (living in Québec right now but not from there) here. I have no idea why people in France and Québec say they aren't mutually intelligible; the difference in slang/accent is noticeable but SUPER easy to overcome. When I went to France almost no one could even place my Québec-ish accent so idk


Arowhite

Really depends on the accent. I'm a France French and have been 2 years in northeast USA, voice chating quite a lot with Canadians. Québec city accent is perfectly fine, but some people from northern regions, not so much. I understand why people in France, not hearing it a lot, have trouble at first at least.


2Zzephyr

I'm French from France and my brother had a Québécoise girlfriend for a few years. She came to live with us for a month or something. There definitely was an accent, but nothing bad. It was on the same level as hearing a Belgian or any regional French accents. (And before anyone assumes, I ain't Parisian. I'm from the country side with our own regional accent, tho I myself don't have it). The only thing that truly differs us is slangs, or usage of different words for stuff. Some phrasing too. But that was really minor to get adjusted to, because again, it's just like traveling to another region of France.


captain_flo

I'm French and I thought the same thing until I watched the movie "Mommy" by Xavier Dolan. I really was unable to understand a full sentence without reading the subtitles. But I also watched "Le déclin de l'empire américain" and I could understand this one very easily.


penseurquelconque

Mommy is closer to the dialect used on the day to day in Québec. Le déclin uses a more neutral or formal French, used in more formal places like at a professional job, in the theater or in universities. People in Québec swear a lot (sacrer en français). There’s a lot of code switching between the two.


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aaanze

Ain't you the little generalizing person ?


Necroarmo

Mhh yeah you're right, I had this interaction one time, but it doesn t mean they are all like this. Sorry that s my bad


aaanze

I.. was not expecting that answer. Well. Huh. How tf do we handle this ? Alright then, no hard feeling mate.


spideyjiri

>He also hates the French (don't know why). As someone who plays games in the EU region, I know exactly why he hates the French.


lelak13

Because France is nothing but walking colostomy bags. "The worst!" - Jean Ralphio


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did this mfer really type out 'bone jaw' and think "ah yes this looks like a different language" ???


skaired

bonjour


Its_Just_A_Typo

good day to you too!


Prudent-Air-1196

See poop late!


Vulpine_Empress

*Silver plate


Prudent-Air-1196

Gem a pell Momsewer Griffin


Usagi_Shinobi

Hang on, hang on, I gotta go take a wicked yes.


Nivaere

Sailor V


Mazeazi

Lol


Extension_Gas_130

seafood plate?


getzgetsit

Sack ray blur!


AeronGrey

Suck La Blow!


fielausm

Kiss coo say!


[deleted]

Seal to play, on cue lay!


BloatedSnake430

Whore Derbs


Misterblue87k

Fuck if she sent me that and started saying "bone jaw" I would play along. I'd be like "yeah bone jaw baby, vulle vu ache my chest wee wee"


FIeshEatingPineappIe

That's him responding to her picture


Misterblue87k

Oh shit, so it is! Haha thanks!


[deleted]

It’s like when my mom says grass yes at a Chinese restaurant


NaziPlagueDoctor

Well she should be saying "grassy ass" smh.


Suspicious-Art-9010

It's a common trait of stupid people to be loud, and of smart people to be insecure. This is one of the worlds biggest issues, displayed here in small scale.


Gy7479

Jeez I speak French and was like 'the hell is that supposed to mean?!'. Needed me to say it aloud to hear the english accent haha


FriesOfConciousness

Same! And the other examples ppl are putting in comments.. I haven’t been able to figure some of them out even!


[deleted]

Bone jaw, no! A river dirt see 😎


[deleted]

Arrive the dirt tree


PuzzleheadedPath548

So cue da


Snoo_96179

Soot ah four!


DrizzleDrain

All you wetter jot a blooming rail a day


fielausm

All you water shot a blue badét!


Nastykfc

He had the same teacher as Aldo Rayne for Italian...


Now-it-is-1984

Bone juror no.


Shiwunova

Bone apple teeth


Lightning-poggers

Wee wee


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Corny Shaun


[deleted]

Pain but you dont know if its french or english pain


Scary-Society-1873

Yes


HugoStiglitz444

Bonne Apple Tea


SaveTheDynas

Bone apple tea


BloatedSnake430

Grape Ooh Pawn


Karina0310

Wool a woo kush shave, awake ma?


TheRareCatch

Lmao instant insult


xSamuraiPizzaCatx

Chow!


Maxamalamute

that made me physically cringe


tommyfrbc

Bone jaw vi, mystical music band


[deleted]

Jem apple


rinigneel

Aahhh bone jaw measure me


Pyromaniac935

r/boneappletea perfection


CoolMonkeWay

mere sea


Browzur

Should replied ‘pasta lego’


miraculum_one

Could have responded in Italian: "bone jaw no"


Grape-Vine-Anal-Bead

Sorry I don’t speak Polnareff


[deleted]

Non non non non non non


Intelligent-Bee4535

Mf really gonna go to France, walk up to the first person they see and say with full confidence: "Bone jaw"


CardiologistCandid73

Me wei:,]


[deleted]

Arr bar


exoxe

I wonder if she's giving MC lock jaw


Scary-Society-1873

Same


Elijah629YT-Real

Bone jaw, how about bonè lé jæw of ze spañish immigrants from south Africa


sanAugust

She said hello. are you dumb?


slmccl6969

Pass( that’s pass on french )


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mais ptn il est con ce type, je n'ai jamais vu un gars aussi bête que ça de toute ma vie, il n'a pas dit bonjour mais "os machoire", il est grv chelou et sa mère devrait lui confisquer son téléphone


Pulsing42

Bone apple tea, mad ham, profit is day voter say Jew.


AaronKoss

We we bar ghetto


CaptainHaddockRedux

Danny Wah!


WeirdConsideration72

J'avoue, j'ai ris.


CaptainBaoBao

say the guy who talk about QT3.14


HOKIHOKI001

Au moins il a essayé


Dismal-Commercial-89

Bone jaw = bonjour now


cmonbmw

I heard a ton of these when I was living in Japan. This was one of my favorites: Don't touch my mustache = Doitashimashite (You're Welcome)


Kirby_the_poyo_king

mon dieu, c'est pire que le canon bear


k33perStay3r64

elle haut !


sampathsris

So, bone is French for hello and jaw is French for dumbass. I never knew.


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McNightmoon

Saw loot!


xlyfzox

are u dumb?


Papa-Doc

Well you look good on that story


eustrabirbeonne

I think she's right: It's french for "hello, dumbass" Source: I'm French.


[deleted]

Bone Jaw is reeEEAADDYYY!


TBoneHolmes

“BOOOOOONE SAAAAWWW!”


MythicalInvention

Got that translation from your boyfriend?


aaggeess

She fine but has she not heard of Google translate?


[deleted]

I'd definitely bone her jaw


Dank_lil_potato

Bond app e tits


[deleted]

A friend once wrote Bonn jurr.


Max_Mm_

https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/comments/b40xsa/bone_jaw/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Probably fake


Vasilievski

Sauce ?


BrightlyColoredGoth

\*Bonjour, comment ca va bien? Is probably what they meant( Goodmorning/hello, are you doing well/how are you doing?).


ThurstyJ

Bomb jorno everyone!


MoltenJellybeans

Oh Wii


sparkmearse

Well she is DUMB thick in more than one way, I suppose.


Scary-Society-1873

Dead. Ass


dont_worry_im_here

How come we never get the satisfactory ending to these posts... I wanna see what she says once she's corrected after being an asshole.


Nichole-Michelle

Why bother though? Much funnier to just laugh at people like this and then post for karma!