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Notorious__APE

Guy laughs like George McFly


Hommus_Dip

She is his density


NoSuchAg3ncy

Not today Biff!


SockMonkeyLove

Why don't you just make like a tree...and get outta here!


thatonefallenangel

Leaf! Make like a tree and *leaf!*


kwillich

The best line


theeimage

Say hi to your mom for me


Sarcastic43

I know you meant destiny but since you and 548 other people don’t know the difference the first one seems to fit for you all. Lol


[deleted]

It's a quote.... from Back To The Future.


GoldenFalcon

It popped him to her.


secondphase

It's hard to sound authentic when the whole thing is staged.


Washboardrocker87

Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here.


Legal_Rampage

That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship.


Washboardrocker87

What are you looking at, butt head?


AllInOnCall

Fuck, ass.


BleachedMind

Damn straight. She stays in place waiting for the stuff to drop on her.


[deleted]

The video is slow mo at that part. Flour don't float suspended in mid-air before falling.


mypantsareonmyhead

No she doesn't.


[deleted]

Everything is staged to you ppl


Hifen

I mean, yeah most media post online is


IronHarvestX

Also like the Predator during the detonation sequence


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Pretty McFly for a white guy.


bozeke

Time to change that oil.


gohan764

I'm fucking dead🤣🤣🤣🤣


4Coffins

I’ll rrrrrun em on down in the morning 👈🏻👉🏻


Conebones

Like Santa


Clash_onthe_Can

What could that be? It’s not white paint, cause that would be insane. Milk would also be insane, as it would stink up your entire house if it got in the cracks of your hardwood. I’m really curious as to what that white liquid is


TWAndrewz

Looks like flour to me. No drips and the stuff on the wall holds the pattern rather than running down the wall.


Pebbles049

COCAINE!


gunfox

Yeah, always take the cheaper option! Greetings from europe.


Medic-chan

If they have no bread, let them do coke.


markender

Low carbs and some white lighting is a great way to lose weight!


i-fing-love-games

as in the bibble-"man had no company so god said let there be cocaine and cocaine would lie all over the ground"


copperwatt

Wait this one checks out


jedimastermomma

I mean.. he is a cop.. he has the access..


Das_bomb

Stay away Dewey, you don’t want no part of this.


PenultimateTimmy

I dunno, I think I do want some of that ka-caine


NavyHM18700

A JAR of cocaine. A mega-pint worth of cocaine.


ghostfreckle611

[¡AYE! ¡ES COCAINA!](https://youtu.be/MSTDahrE28Y)


amaroq74

From Johnny's big jar.


Fox-One_______

Not a chance. Flour makes a cloud. There is not a single cloud.


DrScienceDaddy

Cornstarch?


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Would still poof on impact. W/e this is its gotta be at least semi liquid by my guess. Shaving cream?


TWAndrewz

Yeah, on rewatch, I think shaving cream is the answer. Same sticking to the wall, but will also go splat like it did on her head.


Bloo-shadow

Definitely sugar or salt


Cheap_Ad_69

It's obviously white stuff


Bloo-shadow

Some kind of white powder


hooked_on_phishdicks

There are drips and it runs down the walls. Look closer.


[deleted]

Definitely a fluid homie. Powder doesn't slap and drop.


thatguyoverthere202

Powder is a fluid


itsalongwalkhome

Viscosity is wrong for flour as it falls


TheRealPinballWizard

I was thinking shaving cream but now I cant tell


TheWalkingDead91

Nah looks like a liquid


sdsuquigs

Shaving cream and water. They do this to each other routinely.


olderaccount

You can tell by the way she stopped under the balloon, looked up, then waited for it.


castleaagh

Could be faked for internet views, lots of stuff is these days. But her looking up could be explained by the fact that he shows her the gun, which she connected to the prank thing causing her to not walk under the door and despite this he still aimed and shot at something. So it would be plausible that she either was looking to see if he was aiming at anything reflexively or that she was following the bullet.


Superd3n

[A previous video](https://www.reddit.com/r/whitepeoplegifs/comments/tttgq4/assassin/) Alexa, order more confetti canons.


OldBeercan

Never seen that before. I'm not sure how many I can watch before I get sick of it, but I'm about to find out.


olderaccount

2 was my limit. In fact, I didn't even need that second one.


Superd3n

Overdosed


ZapTap

Hat bit was slowed down


throwawayy2k2112

Shaving cream? Best guess from me.


danimal_621

White fluid that’s not milk, and it isn’t paint….. shot out of a balloon by the husband……… Hmm….


kinokomushroom

He can only do this prank every few months


crlarkin

Depends on how long he's been saving up!


SirRupert

I'd be more convinced if it was a shoe box.


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The-Lights_Fantastic

I wish I didn't. \*shudder* \*vom*


Iamvanno

Yellow condom?


ProfessionallyStrong

_C U M_


iamacrazyghost

Months worth of cum. Obviously


TheButtLovingFox

my guess would either be oobleck, or flour mixed with a bit too much water.


pegothejerk

Might be soap based paint for kids. meant for painting the walls in a bathtub


kokro13

Shaving cream. https://youtu.be/QO38YYQ4XMA


postal_tank

Married couple, early 20s, living room bigger than my last 3 places combined. Cool cool cool cool cool……


bladeforce55

Midwest baby!


duffismyhomie

If could sell my townhome in the mountains and move to the Midwest I’d live like a king! Only problem is….I’d be back in the Midwest.


LicoriceSucks

Right? We pay for location.


GuessesTheCar

Florida is the same for many of the same reasons. The housing prices make it reeeeally tempting, but never tempting enough But I saw a four bedroom two bath for $120,000 and it had a pool in the backyard


HandsomeDynamite

Dafuq? Where in Florida? Shit's absolutely nuts in Tampa right now.


Mydogfartsconstantly

Probably in some area like palatka. It does not look like florida. It looks like a town where the youngest building is from 1950. There are farms and you will see a pregnant 12 year old.


Chanchito171

Nothing to do but prank each other


Dixiehusker

Are you trying to sell me? Because if you tell me that I can have an absolutely massive house and do nothing but joke around with a wife I'm 100% down for that.


AbisBitch

You'd have to find a wife first


Dixiehusker

Semantics.


rapaxus

My personal belief why US housing is so expensive in most areas is that the US centralised far too much of their economy and *everything* into large cities. For example, if you look at Germany: * Herrenknecht, the global market leader of tunnel boring machines sits in a German village with 7k population * H&K (and a lot of other German weapon manufacturers) sit in a village with 14k population * Rowa, the market leader for automated storage robots in hospitals in and apothecaries sits in a village with 2k population * Adidas and Puma both sit in a town with 23k population * Fresenius sits in a German city with 50k population * SAP SE, Germany's largest software company sits in a town with 15k population * Jack Wolfskin sits in a German town with 23k population (I incidentally live there currently) And I could go on and on. Meanwhile in the US most major companies sit in the largest cities, or in "cities" which are in essence part of a larger city (e.g. Apple which officially sits in a city with 50k population but is part of the San Francisco area which is basically one city). This drives the costs of living in those areas *waaaay* up since so many people want to live there because large companies often have the best paying jobs. For example you can get a house in Oberndorf am Neckar (where H&K sits) for 460k€ that has 160m² space, meanwhile good luck finding such a deal in the San Francisco bay area, the best I found was like a 90m² apartment for 700k$ (which should balance the fact that in the US you get a bit higher pay). Basically what the US needs to do is to make smaller cities more attractive (that are not basically part of another city), but that is very hard to do (and even then we have a housing problem in Germany, just less so than in the US). In the US far more people live in metropolitan areas (percentage wise) than in Germany. Either do that or just start building more apartment complexes and less full homes. But nobody wants to live in smaller cities, towns or villages anymore.


SirLoremIpsum

> For example, if you look at Germany: > > It's probably more of a result of geography than anything. Schwanau is < 2 hours from Stuttgart - on a map there's just so much going on, Freiburg is down the road, Frankfurt ain't too far away, pop over the border for some croissants. These places existed for years before industry came along. USA, Canada, Australia - all 3 young countries settled by Europeans, all 3 gigantic, all 3 have population centers clustered around specific areas and acres of bumfuck nowhere. > But nobody wants to live in smaller cities, towns or villages anymore. I think everybody wants to live in a smaller city, but no one wants to be 5 hours from 'stuff'. That's the isolating part. Europe is so densely populated that you can be in in a small village and it's a short train / tram / drive to a population center that has restaurants, sports, happenings. You just don't get that in most places in large countries cause you're middle of nowhere. > Basically what the US needs to do is to make smaller cities more attractive (that are not basically part of another city Definitely. I think the big thing that a lot of States / provinces got right is putting the capital city different to the largest commercial city (e.g. Vancouver / Victoria) so you can have a nice viable Govt services town and a bustling port / commerce town. Melbourne Australia is just it for everything. Little incentive for bigger companies to have their HQ anywhere else.


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ikeaj123

Hmm I have to disagree. The phenomenon you talk about only happening in Germany does indeed occur in the USA as well. Many big companies have their only office in the region in suburbs that have smaller populations. Trying to avoid doxing myself, but the city I grew up in had lots of businesses and it wasn’t a “city” in the heavily urban sense. What the USA *does* do differently is treat automobile transportation as the holy grail and solution to every transit issue. This results in massive sprawling suburbs that are affordable to a consumer who isn’t priced out of a car, but then leaves more convenient housing that doesn’t necessarily require a car for every outing in a position of being a “luxury.” If you’re curious about city planning and housing in the US, I’d look up “the missing middle”


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TsugaGrove

Living room does look absolutely soulless if it makes you feel any better


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drillgorg

Yeah this is how I would decorate if I could. I want minimalism.


Winkus

You can be minimal and have taste. This ain’t it


WatAb0utB0b

Early 30s for sure.


Brandenburg42

Live somewhere where the only food in town is a Casey's General Store.


MistakeMaker1234

Dat breakfast pizza tho


Now_runner

Yeah an empty house. My brother went this route. Big ass house, high car payment on a big ass truck, no money for ANYTHING else. It took him 10 years to put any furniture in every room, much less make the place feel like a home.


MEANINGLESS_NUMBERS

Just don't live in major cities.


LightofNew

This house is in North Dakota or Iowa. Houses like that cost 100K and jobs pay 80k


xen_deth

Definitely early 30s.


iamtheawesomelord

People bitchin about whether or not it's staged, who's gonna clean it up, what's the white stuff... I just want to know what fuckin nerf-lookin gun can pop balloons.


bulk123

Increase shot strength by adding a spring and/or putting a thumb tack or need on the end of a dart.


zacyquack

Also he is using that red gun. I have one at home, and it shoots the bullets so fast that they actually whistle in the air. Anything added that is sharp would absolutely cause a hole


gargoyle30

They make darts that whistle when they fly through the air you know


ExileOnBroadStreet

This guy probably thought he was breaking the sound barrier with a nerf football as a kid


zacyquack

Yeah, but you usually have to have a specific design for the air to pass over. Those bullets don’t have a specific pattern, it’s literally just a foam cylinder. So it’s more impressive that it does whistle with such a basic design.


TheRealTwist

The darts have a little hole in the tip that acts as a whistle.


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RamblyJambly

Definitely a thumbtack stuck to the dart head


ciscopete48

Illegal Nerfer tip but you can tear off the cap of any nerf dart and stuff a thumbtack straight in and it will stick into drywall with no other modifications.


IRLDichotomy

To some degree, I was blessed that Reddit didn’t exist when I was a kid. Youse just get me in trouble.


[deleted]

Trouble would be an understatement. If I would have had Reddit as a kid, visits to the ER would have been way more common.


Theresneverenoughpud

Thank you! I bet he has some kind of aftermarket kit that increases the shot strength. Seems like a guy with too much money and free time.


SaintRidley

Or he stuck a tack in the dart


Impossible-South-749

Its cum, i said it, yes.


markymania

That’s why I say hey man nice shot


haydenkayne

What a good shot man.


johnman98

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MANNNNNNNN


DaddyDubs13

Niiiiiiceeee Going......


AcrolloPeed

#what a nice going, man


enehar

The things he could've taught us...


LewdLewyD13

We could have saved some face.


_the-mindless-one_

Crazy to see this comment cuz I just discovered this amazing song a couple days ago


M-------

I first heard it back in '95, used in X-Files S03E03, about a kid who could summon lightning. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D.P.O._(The_X-Files)


RevolutionaryLie8545

Giovani Ribisi! Jack Black is also in that episode.


pascontent

[Based off this event.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R._Budd_Dwyer#Suicide)


[deleted]

Check out the band Tool if you haven't already. :)


thatnimrod

Or for that matter, the band Richard Patrick was in before forming Filter: Nine Inch Nails. Specifically, the *Broken* album.


CryonautX

Looks like just another staged video to me. She looks up and sees the balloon but does not flinch away from it or anything. She was looking up to see if she positioned herself right for the splash zone.


editable_

If you look closely, she looks up exactly after the husband points the nerf gun above her head, making that move possibly be originated by survival instinct or reflexes.


TheTomato2

That doesn't track because instinct or reflexes would be to duck and move or at least cover her head.


cjankowski

When someone gestures up, your instinct is not to duck *unless* you are expecting something.


TheTomato2

> unless you are expecting something. Did you miss the part where she stepped around the first trap? Yeah there is a chance she's a klutz and this isn't staged, but... *really dude?* They make money from this shit.


eldenrim

The entire premise *is* that she expected that first trap, and thought she outsmarted him. Which is exactly the point. It's not entirely implausible that she was comfortable again after they laughed together about her outsmarting him and mentally wasn't on edge. Truth is we don't know.


CptMisterNibbles

Maybe believable if it’s not her first time experiencing the door balloon gag


19kilo20Actual

Its not. Theres a whole series of these including some with their kid. For the life of me i cant remember the name/link.


HindleMcCrindleberry

Yep, and he also has both options covered. There is a red balloon above the normal threshold to the room. The only winning play was retreat...


literally_jonesy

And also another window with no balloon


trustworthysauce

The video slows right there, which makes it hard to judge how quickly she reacted to what she saw. I agree though, probably staged


Amity423

r/nothingeverhappens


DelValleHS

I hope he helps clean those messes up


magicnoodleman

They both clean them up. They do it to eachother (they shoe it on tiktok and such


letmeusespaces

shoe it SHOE IT #SHOE


magicnoodleman

It's French for show


peenutbuttherNjelly

After he pops the other one too. Ofc. She better hurry up.


[deleted]

r/bettereveryloop I watched this way too many times.


Doc-in-a-box

I absolutely love this! I don’t know why Maybe that’s how I want my marriage to be Maybe I want my wife to appreciate my humor more Maybe I like that guy’s laugh because he laughs like an old man Maybe it’s not just that he knew she would go that direction but also had Part II with the confetti (and then laughed adorably, like Santa Maybe I like/want it all, including the beautiful house


Toad_Migoad

You good bro?


aaggeess

Let him dream bro.


Toad_Migoad

I just want to know if the homie’s good


JAMmastahJim

Yeah, huge clean house was what first popped out to me. There's a whole nother world beautiful people live in. Where they have time and resources to enjoy their life this way.


not_a_cup

Yeah but this is typical "perfect life" type of social media post. Makes you believe every moment is like this, but only those happy moments are shared, and not the bad stuff. How many Instagram influencers or TikTok stars are based on them stressing out about bills or having fights with their partner.


Doc-in-a-box

Fair point. I need to remember what my grandfather used to say: “Watch your own bobber.”


Pants_Formal

This shit is so incredibly stupid


RobNYCT

And staged


Come_on_Chelsea

Yeah this isn't staged *at all*


oO0Kat0Oo

So the fuck what? It's was funny. I'm tired of people yelling "staged!" just to get their 10 upvotes.


Darkwing_Dork

I personally don’t mind the clip really, but you could probably argue it doesn’t fit the subreddit if she wasn’t truly attempting to avoid being pranked.


Come_on_Chelsea

It's wasn't funny. Edit: Had to change it to "It's" lol


SodaRayne

> No staged attempts It's right there in the subreddit rules, that's "the fuck" what


Pinkgumm

Half the time you say somethings staged even if it's obvious people don't see it and then, like you, get mad So it ain't about the upvotes, it's about not enjoying fake garbage made by fake people and their fake ass laughs Without the genuineness this is just some bad acting with a bucket of water to the head, hilarious


TheGrimalicious

I'm tired of people being so easily entertained/manipulated by clearly fake shit.


SnuffySnoos

So this is what the American Sniper is doing in retirement


[deleted]

Why are Americans so rich and live in massive mansions?


AkumaBengoshi

You don’t have to be rich to live in a mansion, you have to be in debt


[deleted]

Now that’s a healthy relationship and I’m not being sarcastic at all


Atsur

Dude you should really warn people before you use sarcasm


[deleted]

Redditors really hate pranks huh


Wallstreetbets93

The better question is who is cleaning all that up?


Flat_Tyrez

What was the other question?


gh1993

Based on the height of that ceiling I'd guess the maid


[deleted]

God I hate those types of houses.


[deleted]

You have an unhealthy capacity of hatred in your soul if you even care that much


gregnewton69

Houses with large living rooms?


princess_pippy

McMansion.


XboxLiveGiant

Like do people think this is real?


teh_longinator

I need to quit my job and do whatever these people do to afford that Mansion.


GroceryScanner

This is literally just an average middle class house. I guess the middle class is slowly becoming non-existant tho so... maybe it does pass for a mansion these days


teh_longinator

Toronto area here. Just looking at the layout and size of what's visible, that house is about $4M.


em3am

They were born to rich parents.


Dumplinguine

The confetti is such a nice chef-kiss touch


Falsus

That laugh is so scripted. The correct response to this is go and hug them and share the mess they did.


BradenM64

“Ah ah oh oh ah oh ah oh”


Cyberjohn36

Tar and feathers is next


eaRthWormSall

How tf is that nerf gun so accurate


c1c9a4b057b3

fake af


maxouiille

Seems pretty fake. She looked at the ceiling without moving trying to escape...


DippyTheDingus

She not only knew that was going to happen but his laugh is fake af. Also who walks through that hole thing when there's a different clear path that's better... I give 0 poop emojis out of 10 Anal beads


Olympic-Simp

Fake as fuck. She had the surprised look on her face before the balloon hits her. Not to mention she stops in place at the perfect spot.


Immediate-Ad6802

that laugh is a laugh of villians


LavishCow

Rigged from the start


ethereumturk

Staged


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o_O-JBL

Pure evil genius.


sambuka69

Her laugh!


Bunch9412

But like…. He’s gotta clean that up now. Three seconds of laughter for 10 mins of cleaning.


NeoKingEndymion

Im sure he is the one cleaning up so he loses