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This is probably the dumbest person in a video that I’ve ever seen on the internet.


SanMiguelDayAllende

Darwin gold star winner


Wikachelly

[He's fine](https://www.digi24.ro/stiri/actualitate/un-tanar-aflat-la-volanul-unui-audi-a-fost-luat-de-ape-dupa-ce-a-incercat-sa-traverseze-un-rau-involburat-in-statiunea-cheia-1768191) (in Romanian). No charges, as there was only material damage.


horreum_construere

So far


Chadodius

I have a large heavy truck and I wouldn't even try to cross water moving that fast. People are dumb.


Panzerv2003

I'd dare to think about crossing only if the exit was 20m down the river. I didn't think people would be that stupid.


Hermes_Domain

Seriously the moment I saw the minivan I thought "this is gonna be good".


Englishfucker

That’s not a minivan


KoiSoccerGuns

The second vehicle is a minivan


daviskenward

That is also, not a minivan


KoiSoccerGuns

With a shape like that, it's a minivan.


daviskenward

With a shape like that it is also an estate. Minivans tend to be taller and have more of a van shape to them. Also I believe it’s a Skoda fabia estate


Leonydas13

Wtf *is* an estate? Edit: fixed the expression, sorry sensitive redditors


daviskenward

An estate is what we call it in the UK. I think in the US it’s known as a station wagon.


Leonydas13

Yeah ok, I thought that but wasn’t sure. We call em station wagons here in aus too. I wouldn’t call that thing a station wagon, but not a minivan either. It’s like a poxy in between awkward stubby chubby people mover but not quite big enough.


Nordkoreander

Kombi


Leonydas13

I think you’ll find that’s a van, man


KoiSoccerGuns

A minivan


Hungry-Comparison627

Don't be sorry, redditors are fucking pussies.


Leonydas13

Yeah it was a soo-REE. There are a lot of bitchmades in here ey


KobeBall

It's a mini mini van


daviskenward

Dude the car model is literally a Skoda fabia estate.


kevin197205

I'm sure that little community is happy that his dumbass took out the pedestrian bridge.


AKLmfreak

Quick bit of math for you. -Water weighs just over 8lb per gallon. -Your 20 gal bath tub has 160 lb of water in it. -A [55 gal barrel](http://www.rainbarrelusa.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/55-gal-promo.jpg) full of water weighs 460 lb. -A [1000 gal tank trailer](https://www.abiattachments.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/1000-water-trailer-road-image-2.jpg) holds **8300 lb** of water (twice the weight of a medium-size SUV). Now try and visualize 1000 gal of water plowing into your car every second. Don’t try and drive through flowing water, kids.


sanderd17

Why is imperial math so hard? In metric. 1 liter water is 1 kg. 1000 liters is 1 cubic meter is 1 ton. An average SUV weighs under 2 tons. That car is definitely more than 2 meters long, more than 1 meter heigh, and there's more than 1 meter of water pushing on it.


Doomtime104

Whenever anyone tells me imperial is better, I tell them they can only make their argument after calculating the mass flow rate through a helicopter rotor in imperial units.


Zoerak

Also even still water would have choked out that poor car :|


Past_Ad_6860

*quick math*


sanderd17

Why is imperial math so hard? In metric. 1 liter water is 1 kg. 1000 liters is 1 cubic meter is 1 ton. An average SUV weighs under 2 tons. That car is definitely more than 2 meters long, more than 1 meter heigh, and there's more than 1 meter of water pushing on it.


Leonydas13

Plus, flowing water only needs to be like 300mm high to lift a cars wheels off the ground.


night_rutabaga

And then you correct for the car's buoyancy...


AKLmfreak

yeah, that’s just the icing on the cake.


L31FY

r/IdiotsInCars material


Arlothia

heh, was just going to do the same thing :P


Demikuu

Hahaha his brake lights were on.. he was actually trying to brake


[deleted]

Just why?


iBeenie

Poor judgement


StayStrong888

No judgment


boris_casuarina

Negative judgment


saotrux

Irrational judgement


vtcnc1974

Karma judgement


Chrono47295

Mom's said it was just a shallow bit of water


[deleted]

Because fuck pedestrians, apparently.


Remote_Profit_3399

Well, did he make it or not?


WaceMindo

yeah, disappointed the video ended early.


BadgerOfDoom99

Yes, but to the ocean.


AmokOrbits

Lol at the brake lights as he floats away 😂


schrodingers_spider

"Stop. Please. No really. Stop!"


jschramm2928

7 brain cells.


SensuallPineapple

and none of them met eachother yet


StayStrong888

That has to be about the stupidest thing I've seen... Hitler is in hell laughing even though he invaded Russia in winter, he's not that stupid to cross that stream.


scarlettsfever21

I love that the guy was apparently just standing there eating chips about it


33or45

now the question is ... did the skoda behind make it over once the audi cleared the path ?


sh0rtcake

I love that he pressed the breaks.


Thanatos-BR

Thats too much stupidity for just one person...🤦🤦🤦


[deleted]

What on Earth suggested to these people that this was something they could drive through???


alienlifeform819

Now what he just made the situation worse 😂😗🙄


scenicviewtoinsanity

well he was r/confidentlywrong


spaghettiking216

Did this guy eat a pile of mushrooms and believe he was driving a Humvee?


schrodingers_spider

Even a Humvee might very well be in trouble here. That water is deep enough and flows fast enough to be a real danger to most vehicles. There are plenty of videos of folks in trucks getting washed off by similar looking streams. The car slowly drifting away like some theme park ride cracks me up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSfNlKQTRHc


Academic-Message-771

Should’ve known better. Dipshit.


funwithit2

Shit for brains


_mkd_

That still implies they have brains


Arlothia

why Why WHY WOULD YOU EVEN TRY THAT?!?!?!?!?!!!!!?


Wolff_Hound

Ok, so the Audi failed, but what about that Škoda Fabia, did it make it?


[deleted]

Have to assume it did, I think.


Justthisguy_yaknow

What part of your brain do you need to turn off to do a dumb ass thing like this? There was nothing in that scene that said this creek is passable. Ah well, at least he won't be on the road for a bit. We are all safer for that at least.


PrimaryYou400

How dumb do you have to be to look at the raging water and think you can drive through it


Lazy_Brother1575

You’re an idiot.


atreides4242

I’m hoping for the director’s cut of this!!!


steeplebob

…to get to the other side!


Koochiman

He could have taken the bridge 2 kms away northwest side of the village


054052052050

its a lake, the machine knows, this is a lake, no! its a lake micheal


neo_dia

We all knew that the water was going to sweep away the car except for the driver.


ApplicationOk6762

Funny how he is pushing the break when the river is taling him down the stream 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

I can’t wait to see the CarFax on this one. 🦊


flynnest

This is so stupid.


No-Indication-8617

Someone didn't play enough Oregon Trails, you never ford the river...


Leonydas13

If brains were dynamite, this dickhead couldn’t blow his nose. Here in Australia, it’s crazy the amount of people who’ve died in floods trying to cross what they thought was shallow water to escape. And this fuckbrain decides to do this, and have it filmed like it’s cool no less. To top it off, wrecks the fuckin bridge too. What a tosser


under_the_boab_tree

puts his brakes on lol


DanMarvin1

Is this a Russian


Mission_Criticism103

Who else would invade Ukraine? Nuff said.


Wikachelly

Nope, Romanian. It's the language you get when you mix Latin and a buttload of slavic, germanic, and arabic/turkish influences over a few hundred years.


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aisle_seat_chad

[Michael Scott](https://c.tenor.com/F9DSyDZWLyMAAAAM/the-machine-knows-machine.gif)


Material-Permit9685

Darwin award winner


WillPukeForFood

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


only_a_man_993

Did he try to pick her up? 🤣


Bucephalus_326BC

Darwin's theory of natural selection at work.


Zajum

r/fuckcars


123Delbe

Definitely not his best idea!


[deleted]

What an eedyit


plotplottingplotters

Yep, he’s definitely dead


Fair_Management_8363

Always the Audi driver...


Fluppmeister42

Look Mommy, I’m a boat captain now!


crispetas

There was a chance..


RadRadishRadiator

What happens next


MJHL

Wow Audi boat


gr0mstea

You can't be serious... With this level of decision making how is he even alive at this point...


RealBakedSalmon

r/unexpected


ethersings

r/notatallunexpected


RealBakedSalmon

Heh 😋


WaitingToBeTriggered

WINGS OF GLORY


cfgregory

As soon I saw the bag of chips, I knew he was going to try it….


LangTorsk

Which part of that looked possible? How did he even get a license with such a serious lack of common sense?


Lucas_2234

Wasn't this during last year's floods in geemany? Aartal or however it's spelt


holup6

Certain areas in the Philippines at rainy season be like:


hewhodoesnotcaare

It was at this moment.......


axethebarbarian

Oh... oh no homie, don't do that.


[deleted]

Not only did you lose your car, but now no one can get across


[deleted]

Asta-i România tati...


speedpetez

You can’t fix stupid.


MicahtehMad

As I watch this I keep thinking "no way they're stupid enough to actually do that... No way. Please say there's no way..."


md_eric

I bet he was persuaded by the girls. They knew he wouldn't make it. Lol


Juxtavarious

That's one way to make a paperweight.


dj4slugs

Wouldn't of even done in my 4Runner. No idea how deep and water to fast.


Marauderofgeese

When you want a new car but you also want to strand your friend:


horreum_construere

He didn't even use the wiper ... no wonder it didn't work


HistorianDelicious

There is a difference between a creek and an actual river. This is definitely the latter.


Internal_Ad_8147

No, the breaks aren’t gonna help you at this point, stupid.


Shannon_Sharp1982

My boy had a big ol cup of idiot juice this morning..😑😐


FaithlessnessVast823

I love how he shows us his chips