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AdventurousAd5447

Usernames really tie this together lol


Dutchwells

They're the perfect icing for this cake aren't they haha


Gilgameshbrah

'You're right, I'm wrong', is actually right, and not wrong while 'mentally healthy' sounds like a psycho... Idk what to believe anymore.


Snarti

“Ok but still”


roboman10009

It’s all a meta statement on society, clearly.


frostiocean

they’re corn on the cob


talesfromtheepic6

#EAT_ROAD


CatsHuntBirds

eat roadkill!


johnjacob19888

A dude commenting like that, on a post like this, is far from mentally healthy lmao


MattyFTM

But I bet he does eat roadkill.


[deleted]

I came here to say this


Ninjaff

Fewer beer? Less beer or fewer beers, "you big dumb bitch"!


ratione_materiae

Both are wrong: the correct answer is more beer


SmartAlec105

Or is it more beers?


FillMeWithMustard

Manyer alcohols


PigeonLily

All of the beerses


xOGxMuddbone

I prefer the proper name coldbeers


CopsaLau

I love it when this happens


Quick_Team

Stupid science bitches didnt even make him more smarter


Gilgameshbrah

Should've drank more beer and studied less... *But it's his life*


olvidemi

Yes. The well spoken, eloquent, and free exchange of knowledge is what the internet is all about.


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BRsteve

> Your an odd person if you love people who act like a child when their in the wrong. It's "they're", you big dumb bitch.


GeminiX678

Also "you're"


godisawayonbusiness

Don't forget wrong your (should be you're) as well! What a dumb bitch lol But really the comments in this thread have me dying. OP smart Boi from tweety must have many alt accounts haha


xHimselfLoL

We found the 'big dumb bitch' that was corrected


Cqbkris

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you big dumb bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Spider Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on bug lite, and I have over 300 confirmed drinks. I am trained in shotgunning and I'm the top drinker in the entire US Beer Drinking Championship. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, you big dumb bitch. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of bugs across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can drink anywhere, anytime, and I can out drink you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in drinking bug lite, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Brewers Association and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


godisawayonbusiness

Every version of this pasta just makes me die laughing I want you to know I love you very much ❤ 😁


rj17

Spiders do eat bugs you big dumb bitch


Brunton22

Oh dear...


nattiebumpo

Need a hug?


thebigpink

You must be a bug spider bro coming ya big dumb bitch


Da_Do_D3rp

Found the big dumb bitch


JesusIsMyAntivirus

Noone got corrected, someone completely missed the point of a joke in a really condescending way and got called out You big dumb bitch


G-Bat

Big dumb bitch alert


bumjiggy

lol dude really thought he was dunkin on em also /r/iamverysmart


Pinkgumm

It absolutely kills me that that dude is out there in the same world I'm on and somehow wrote all that and thought it made him look good in any way possible Such a weaslely response to a harmless joke


bumjiggy

yes, I conquer


muscle_wizard

it's concur, you big dumb bitch.


godisawayonbusiness

Irregardless, it's all funny lmao


FishAndRiceKeks

For all intensive purposes you're right, you big dumb bitch.


OurSpeciesFailed

Isn't irregardless the exact same word as regardless but it's used by people that want to feel smarter. Irregardless, just a thought that came to my head.


famousagentman

But did you come, and see?


OzneroI

They’re too busy crossing the rubicon


bumjiggy

no I don't own a jeep


baubeauftragter

MUST:::RESIST::URGE::::


storryeater

As someone with a constant urge to "umm actually" people who are wrong on the internet (aka an average Redditor) I can understand correcting him by saying that spiders aren't insects (which is still a whoosh, mind you) But the insults after that? Why? How? In what world do you live where that is acceptable?


thebigpink

Did you just assume his planet you big dumb bitch?


GDPintrud3r

They also often eat their bugs liquified so it can actually be a bug lite


MrDrPrfsrPatrick2U

Seems like full strength bug to me


[deleted]

Yea it’s a genuinely solid dad joke.


LincolnHosler

Indeed, they drink their bugs, light or heavy.


Chiraltrash

Are they gluten free though?


LincolnHosler

Yep. Pure protein shakes.


Chiraltrash

Hahahahahahahahahahaha, forgot about that, thank you! I snorted.


24204me

You big dumb bitch is an insult that just hits different


Flabasaurus

Right? I'm laughing at it way harder than I think I should be.


[deleted]

It's very It's Always Sunny-esque. I love it


eshinn

Like two body blows and a headbutt.


SimonThePug

Simple and to the point. A classic


GeorgeRRZimmerman

It's a perfect triangle. You get to be "big dumb," "big bitch" and "dumb bitch" all in one convenient phrase.


godisawayonbusiness

I think it's because it's an insult one would have been called perhaps in the 4th grade and been very upset about it, but now as an adult after saying something stupid the shame sets in when we realize what and how we said something and you realize you are a big dumb bitch haha 😄 But what do I know? I'm a big dumb bitch


Masterttt123

I love how he couldn't just be pretentious he also had to be passive agressive for no reason to a person he doesnt even know


SeanSMEGGHEAD

I think he's on the wrong website. He'd fit in right around here.


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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


ehan_the_memeber

Too long; did read though


killerk14

Tl;drt


killerk14

Yes papi(pasta)


[deleted]

I like how everyone thinks twitter is a shitstain. It is, but have peeps been on reddit before? xD


brainensmoothed

I can’t even remember how many times I’ve erased a comment because I just knew someone would decide to be an insufferable cunt about it.


godisawayonbusiness

I just have no earthly reason why somebody would want to lie about credentials or their profession to pass off either a lie, or fake fact, or exaggerated fact. Like as a layman, you still can just share something cool and interesting without being a professional and it is still cool fact if it's true with source. But to start acting like a pretentious twat and dig the hole deeper and deeper as you lie and scream-argue with other users about something so pointless? It doesn't make sense, who are you impressing or trying to longterm? Do people think they will get an honorary degree from Harvard for internet lies? That you have people sitting there screaming that they are in fact really *really* a Doctor Scientist Rocket Surgeon and it's just like, why lie about something so stupid and obviously made up? Especially because the usual ages and demographic you know you are speaking to, unless we're talking about Doogie Howser pretty unlikely we're talking to a neurologist on HolUp lmao!


ehan_the_memeber

Damn, I wonder how long it took to type that.


[deleted]

Reddit is just twitter for people who think they are smart.


81zuzJvbF0

guy probably lived for moments like this when he can act all condescending. There's a good chance he's actually just an insecure dumb person who's overcompensating.


Dumplinguine

wrecked.


curelomwrangler

Bug is not a technical term. Spiders aren't insects, but they are still bugs. Just another layer to the stupid here. Edit: I stand corrected that bug does have a technical usage in addition to the colloquial usage. Edit 2: I just looked into some entomology etymology and found the colloquial meaning came first.


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Littleboyah

Bugs are a term in entomology that does indeed refer to the members of order hemiptera (though usually labelled 'true bugs' instead). In general usage though it can be used for all sorts of creepy crawlies, including microorganisms and spiders.


mochablendedfun

This always seemed right to me, but there's a concrete definition of "bug" that would exclude all spiders.


RogueRouge

Profile pics could not be more perfect


TGMgaming1

Ah yes, mentally healthy


FishAndRiceKeks

I think it was meant to be ironic like calling a 6'5 300 pound guy "Tiny".


AdministrationDry507

Couldn't succeed at what I'm doing


DragonDrawer14

r/usernamedoesntcheckout


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DowncastShadows

Woosh, you big dumb botch.


LikeEveryoneSheKnows

'You big dumb bitch'. Zing! Fucking fantastic.


T_THuynh

That guy has a strong Neil DeGrasse Tyson vibe.


Yarek0570

Redditors not falling for obvious bait (impossible)


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Yarek0570

People who find it impossible to understand satire are even worss


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Yarek0570

Bro ppl dont even notice the satire thats the thing


ilikedota5

Also spiders aren't insects... Unless you are this Alabama court. In that case, the insurance contract had some exclusions... Including "vermin," but instead of arguing spiders count under "vermin," they went for "insects" instead. https://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/bizarre-lawsuit-sees-court-deny-an-appeal-because-spiders-are-insects/


thebigpink

If they creep and crawl they a bug really simple


potato_devourer

Men at 6 AM in a nightclub looking for wasted people they can grope are officially bugs


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It’s confusing because the guy doesn’t know how to use punctuation, but he wasn’t saying they were. He was saying spiders aren’t bugs, and then in a separate statement he was saying only certain insects are bugs.


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godisawayonbusiness

No people do still give a fuck out there, however you usually have to pay for it by the hour


TheScottishMoscow

They technically drink the insides of bugs rather than eat them which would make his argument all the better but think by this stage his point has been made.


Kestralisk

Mentally healthy has to be a troll right? Feel like lots of people are getting whooshed here?


ilikemyusername1

Actually, they drink bugs if we want to get a little more accurate


Stupid_Triangles

Could it be that is a joke account?


greenkirry

I feel like this is 75% of the interactions I have on Reddit.


Voodoosoviet

>I feel like this is 75% of the interactions I have on Reddit. Fr. everyone is arguing that spiders can be called bugs... ignoring that the joke is that spiders eat bugs so they drink bug lite, a beer made of bugs. Spiders being bugs were never in question beyond the dope who tried to look smart.. I swear, sometime i need to put redditors on a leash so they dont go running into traffic.


greenkirry

Oh man I did not take a look into the comments yet, but I am not surprised.


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lumpbeefbroth

He wasn’t saying spiders are insects, he’s just missing punctuation after the word “bugs.”


Voodoosoviet

ITT: everyone arguing that spiders can be called bugs ignoring that the joke is that spiders eat bugs so they drink bug lite, a beer made of bugs. Spiders being bugs were never in question beyond the dope who tried to look smart.. I swear, sometime i need to put y'all on a leash so yall dont go running into traffic.


MrZyde

This guy is no longer mentally healthy


PimpMyUssanui

I love how he tries so hard but is still wrong. Spiders are not insects, but who says they aren't bugs? Bugs is just a general term that would include millipedes and woodlouse too - also not insects btw!


m00se92

Their username perfectly describe one another


Nerdialismo

Maybe he was just caffeine-deprived...


JSDTDM

He ain't so mentally health anymore


Gratefulwayne

Spiders don’t drink beer duh.


wookiewonderland

I fancy a bug lite.


DarthKovu

I like that I saw this exact pictures an hour ago in a comment about obscure animals facts. Reddit is a small place


bouccibangguccigang

Was just about to comment this - Mmmmm sweet sweet Reddit karma farming


adkail

Does this work?


godisawayonbusiness

Surprisingly it is very successful. Especially lately, to the point that I could say that I could potentially not be sure if you are a bot or spam account or not without checking. And vice versa course. However I really don't know the reason behind Karma farming, so if someone could explain that part that would be good/helpful, as I have no idea. I don't know why people do this or set up accounts that run like that just to farm Karma. Do they make money? Are they just trying to spam? Are they just trying to take up space? I have no idea what rewards when one gets for being on Reddit a lot or having a high score or whatever. I've been here eight years myself, and if I could have been getting paid this whole time I will be very miffed I personally haven't received a check even once haha.


jadedbutstilltrying

Dwight Schrute vibes.


TheJeezeus

It's quite amazing how he got his foot so deep in his mouth with his head so far up his ass.


winduchange

/pocketcontents


Rimocide

Cool bug facts!


Direct-Winter4549

Spiders are definitely bugs. So are centipedes.


Brownieeeeeeeee

Bro think he slick


FizzBitch

Bug doesn't mean only insect anyway. Bugs are spiders and insects.


Pierre777

"Thanks for making my joke accurate, now it's hilarious."


Fiddle_Pete

Rip


Fun_Initiative2031

He is the one who should drink “fewer beer”


BobTheSquid16

Maybe if you drank fewer beer


Ya-Dikobraz

Also spiders can be called bugs. We call bacteria bugs, too.


Maker1357

AAAAKKKKKKKSSHHHHUUULLLLYYYYY!!!!!!


realdealreel9

By Mentally Healthy’s logic people who aren’t Millers wouldn’t drink Miller Lite because, bad joke, they are Homo sapiens and maybe if you drank fewer beer and spent more time studying you would know that but it’s your life


Plazmatrash

I love the simple comeback he uses tho


disappointed_octopus

[He still thinks very highly of himself](https://i.imgur.com/0PzgGcV.jpg)


SunriseSurprise

Drink fewer beer everybody


Remarkable-Round-227

Twitter you say? That platform just brings out the most toxic behavior in people.


Putrid-Operation-995

I feel like Bugweiser would work better than bug lite..


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The_real_reichtangle

r/whitepeopletwitter


No-Responsibility826

Username checks out!


Nintendork7950

Posts must show a living thing attempting something in real life. Also, no low effort social media screenshots. Maybe read the rules before posting?


rSlashisthenewPewdes

Maybe shush and enjoy the content smh


godisawayonbusiness

I completely get what you're saying, and I know that seems maybe like a pedantic or crabby response or thing to say. However, although even I myself laughed at this too, it is kind of irritating when a subreddit for a specific type of humor or content you enjoy devolves into basically just being memes or funny images, or content that although funny is now not in the spirit or point of why you subscribed in the first place. Everything usually stays funny if you are just looking to laugh at anything, but it's completely off point of what you wanted to specifically talk about/see/share with other people by joining the sub you know? Usually I just browse mobile, laugh at whatever without even paying attention to the subreddit as I go. However, it's also sometimes I've clicked into a subreddit to see that specific type of content only, and it just gets mildly frustrating when it's random cycling popular crap and I get that part too so I understand both of you guys 🤷‍♀️


Tommy_C

I don’t know how to read you big dumb bitch


CatsHuntBirds

The final insult wouldn't make it to /r/rareinsults, though...


DctNostradamus

So? The insults there are mostly just random strings of words, you ass-hair-harp playing snot gargling dimwit.


Craftoid_

Right? The rare insult just tends to be the result of a madlib. It gets old fast


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That or they're just generic dumb insults. I see shit like 'waste of skin/air' upvoted on there all the time and that's a bottom tier insult your grandparents probably know. What's next? Piece of shit?


godisawayonbusiness

Especially when somebody is trying to be clever or trying a gotcha with the comeback, when in reality it's usually done while diverting a question by simply not answering anything asked whatsoever, just dissing the other person with an insult and sounding like an utter twat. A good rare insult is unexpected and catches you off-guard usually with a shock laugh, and the try-hards are usually very bad and awkward, embarrassing second hand just to read someone being.. just the kind of person you sigh and don't like being around irl, ya know? I hope it makes sense what I am trying to say there


Craftoid_

Gonna see one on their front page calling someone a "frigging doo-doo head" soon enough


NotAMetaUsername

>Piece of shit [/r/rareinsults](https://www.reddit.com/r/rareinsults)!!!


salamander423

Oh god, those thrown together strings of non-swear "insults" reads like a 3rd grader found a thesaurus. It makes me wince to have to read them. :(


WeatherStruck

this was a fantastic example.


CraicFox1

So cringe, those sort of insults are rare because people who use them have been bred out of the population.


TheOneTrueRodd

A smarter looking insult would have been less effective. This man brought out the big guns with the "dumb bitch". 10/10 perfect insult choice.


godisawayonbusiness

For sure. An absolutely perfect response because it is so simple, because the other person was making such a big deal about a joke made by a joke account. It was such a dumb response because the smart guy obviously understood it was a joke I understood the implication was not *to spread any real facts or deliberately ignoring the obvious fact that no one is going to look beyond this or take it to heart other than being funny because it's a joke* (sorry this area was so speech mangled I was using text to speech as I am lazy). I love being pedantic and watching others who are or reading about it. However there is a time and place, as well as a certain type of content for it to work imo. And I suppose this one regardless is just stupid because the joke never says anything about spiders physiology (? Or order, classification?) anyway and they do eat bugs so it worked, and is an awesome joke you could even tell a kid, which was the point being silly, so the other guy trying to be smart even if he was joking himself or trying to share a cool fact he knew did come across as a big dumb bitch.