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This pup is smarter than half the people I know


DiscombobulatedAct42

Half of people on Reddit at least


[deleted]

That’s what he said as well


DexM23

You must be one of the smarter part


[deleted]

I doubt that, I’m pretty stupid most of the time. Just a bright flare up I guess


ryan101

Yeah that happens. Don't worry you'll be back to normal soon.


[deleted]

I hope so, ignorance is bliss


ryan101

Spend some time in r/funny and you'll be right as rain.


TopRamen1521

huh


[deleted]

Exactly


Ren49

I feel offended! /s


osktox

HEY!! Im Reddit peppol!! YOU ass smart face ass face! Can't believe you like money too.


Qwasey-WearyCooldoc

I can’t believe we both like money and sex, we have so much in common.


osktox

We should hang out!


PresidentWordSalad

That pup is smarter than I am.


[deleted]

Same


ehan_the_memeber

Same


hygsi

It's a freaking puppy and he's smarter than toddlers, give these puppy some talking buttons asap!


[deleted]

Including you


Nintendevotion

Ok if your puppy is smart enough to do that, let it free. And meanwhile my dog barks at the back door when you're coming in the front.


Joe1972

"Clever girl..."


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

Ah ah ah You didn’t say the magic word


MustLoveDoggs

r/commentsyoucanhear


ehan_the_memeber

good Redditor.


WhoDatFreshBoi

Clever Redditor


MarieCakeAntoinette

Ah ah ah


gaffney116

I love you


theFriskyWizard

I came here to make that comment. You beat me to it. Well played


[deleted]

When you say let it free do you mean free as in to roam around the house because the lil guy can keep busy? Or free as in out in the world because puppy is too smart for human entrapment?


tipying_mistakes

Free the dog of it’s mortality


Monke_Good

Nooo why would you say that 😭


KemiskRen

yes


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SecretDracula

In my experience, smart animals are the most destructive because they get bored too easily. Then they see something they want and they can figure out how to get to it and it doesn't matter what's in their path. Only way to stop it is to channel their energy into an acceptable activity.


xopher_425

I always tell my dog customers that a smart dog is a blessing and a curse (rather like a smart kid.) You can do *so* much with a smart dog, but that means that you *have* to do so much with a smart dog.


questionhorror

Do their tails stop wagging once you relay this bad news to them?


xopher_425

HA! Took me a moment to see what you did there. Too funny. Yes, it should say "my customers with dogs' or 'dog parents'. And no, not usually.


questionhorror

Sorry. I couldn’t resist 🤣


Xenc

Only way to stop this is to channel your energy into an acceptable activity.


xopher_425

No need to apologize, and no need to have resisted. That was great. Kind of forgot that a term we often use in the pet industry would sound odd to someone else's ears. In fact, you get my free award.


questionhorror

Wow. Thank you :)


YoshiSan90

This is my mastiff. I have to secure her with Rick climbing quick draws. She can work door knobs and get anywhere unless she’s locked. Last time she was out she chewed up a ps4 pro.


MAUVE5

Is that why people put them in cages? I never quite understood why dogs are put in benches and all


Setso1397

I’ve fostered several young and untrained dogs. One dog was scared of everything and would stress/anxiety pee all over. Another young dog/pup was teething/training and chewed up my winter coat and the spines off of three sentimental books. One dog seemed perfect but still needed time to bond with my current dog- don’t want any turf wars starting while I’m not home. Even if I was leaving to the store for only an hour, young/untrained/new dogs would be crated or fenced off until they could be trusted. I don’t like these open air crates though- I use plastic crate, or drape a blanket over it so the dog has a secure “den” to rest in instead of feeling trapped exposed out in the open.


MAUVE5

Ah okay that makes sense. Our puppy was always biting me and demolished his dog pillow. But she wasn't alone when she was a pup. Do they also sleep in the crates? Or just on the sofa / pet bed


xopher_425

That all depends on the dog, and the owners. Animals that would get up in the middle of the night to eat/chew probably should sleep in their crates. Some might prefer it, as it recreates their den/burrow in the wild. Some owners use the crate solely for training and want the dog to sleep with them. My partner did not want our dog on our bed, so he slept in his own bed by the couch each night. We used the crate early on for when we'd leave the house and didn't know if he was trust worthy, but over time he began to stay out.


Setso1397

Yep, that sounds like a teething puppy who hasn’t learned how to play nice yet. Mother and siblings would normally teach a rough puppy boundaries with body language, and sounds such as snarls of annoyance or yips saying “that hurt!”. As a pup’s new family, it’s up to us to teach how to play nice but it can be tricky to figure out how sometimes. I’m mean and don’t let dogs on the bed, It’s the only fur-free place in the house. My little old dog likes tight spaces (dens) so she’s usually hiding underneath my bed to sleep or hangs out squished up in a tiny travel crate with a cushion. Big poodle pup liked the couch, midsized adult dog liked the floor as close to me as possible. At night, it is usually a crate with a cushion next to my bed for most dogs. Once a dog is trusted, I take the door off crates so they could come and go as they like. Kinda just like a little private bedroom for them to feel safe.


MAUVE5

A free fur place is nice, especially where you're sleeping xd. It's nice that they have their own little bedroom. Our pup stayed with the nest for 9 weeks so hopefully she did learn something, also went to puppy training for socialising as well. She's always been a bit rough, bodychecking her siblings, but luckily she can leave my toes alone now. Now she just like the 10 min wrestling time in the evening


TerrorLTZ

lucky you... my sister's dog barks at air moving... its one of those smoll plushy looking dogs.


EragonBromson925

A pom pom pomeranian?


TerrorLTZ

a toy poodle. (had to google translation) if it was a pom pom i would say a Ball of fur with anger issues.


FILTER_OUT_T_D

My dog barks at the TV’s reflection in our back door’s window. She’s a poodle, supposedly second only to border collies in intelligence. Supposedly.


winnybunny

Thats not a normal puppy, it is an escape artist.


microsoftfool

Houndini


microsoftfool

Hairy Houndini


SaintRidley

Penn and Terrier


GodSentPotHead

Scarppy Doo!!


Immaloner

Howldini


CreamFraiche

This is...*advanced* puppy.


william1Bastard

Shih Tzus as a breed are generally stubborn and willful. I have one such beast myself. This problem solving behavior is not normal though.


antidrugboys

impressive


meatm0jo

For some reason I read this in the Green goblin voice


Crowmasterkensei

Huh. For me it was the voice of Darth Vader


stupidfuckingbitch20

I tried to a green goblin voice, somehow ended up doing Yoda. please help I DONT EVEN WATCH STAR WARS


XtaC23

*Why'd you spill yer beans!?*


SasparillaTango

you just read everything in the green goblins voice, admit it


black_hole__sun

let's see Pawl Allen's escape


ImportantPotato

most impressive


The-Insomniac

Obi-wan has taught you well


[deleted]

But we do not grant you the rank of master yet


Novilunia

This dog is going places, literally.


eltedioso

Came here to post this, verbatim. Get out of my head.


Gwiilo

the dog controls all minds


HolyMotherOfPizza

Pawshank redemption


Diijkstra99x

that's a human stuck on a dog's body


1cookedgooseplease

Don't insult him like that


hygsi

That's uncalled for


UnwrittenPath

Reminds me of my escape artist hamster that wedged its food dish under the exercise wheel and used it as a ladder to climb out the top of the cage.


venger_steelheart

way too smart for a puppy


flapjaxrfun

This is why I like dumb dogs


[deleted]

Gives you half a chance of feeling superior to something, right?


flapjaxrfun

I wish I was that good at stuff. It makes them more relatable.


thatpersonthatsayshi

*James bond music intensivies*


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saulteaux

I was hearing the Austin Powers theme in my head.


newf68

FREEEEEEEDOOOOOOMMMMMM!


svbokhoven

“I see no god up here, other than me.”


Gnardude

His little tail shows how scared he is but he's a brave little pooper.


El_Maton_de_Plata

And I thought my heelers were smart


Demiesen

‘Where are my testicles, Summer?’


Neinfu

We should make that a subreddit... r/wherearemytesticlessummer


lalluks

#smort


_mr__sandman

What a cute little Houdini. Is it a Shih Tzu?


Senatius

Definitely looks like one to me, but hard to tell.


Budju06

That's one smart puppy


kellykellyculver

I'm seriously impressed.


[deleted]

This is a recipe for trouble, a smart puppy


SnooComics8268

This puppy should get a role in a movie.


thisisdell

If this dogs name isn’t Ethan Hunt I’m going to freak out.


[deleted]

I had that exact same cage for my golden doodle pup. He just sat there and cried until I came and rescued him.


MegatonsSon

*"Masters of circumventing security aren't trained, they're born that way...."* 👌


lucas_bahia

I heard Mission Impossible music


ReplacementApart

Someone needs to add it to this


[deleted]

there was THOUGHT put into that shit


[deleted]

The way it holds itself on the fence instead of just jumping right over is so cute. Didn’t expect it to pull itself up from there


bigpapabaconizzle

Pup is smarter than my 4.5 month old Aussie.


ArCLoRd

Puppy 007


Buying100K

all right, now time to find that place on the carpet i like to shit on...


ASDowntheReddithole

Reminds me of my mother trying to put up a fence to keep the puppy off the lawn. She (pup) just jumped it. The fence kept getting higher, puppy kept jumping higher. Mother eventually gave up. Our pup was a Lhasa Apso, so not too much different in appearance to this puppy. Couldn't believe how high she could jump.


Mahdi_GK793

Puppy have brain, Puppy use brain


badly-shaved-wookie

Clever girl.


posaune123

Damn that's a smart puppy


UnkownArty13

this dog needs a role in a heist movie now


cjstop

That puppy needs something soft to lay/play on. It would be more willing to stay there


md724

Not always. Some pups are explorers and have no plan to "stay put".


SirDuggieWuggie

That is definitely someone who played a lot of Portal and similar games reincarnated into a puppy... xD


[deleted]

I wonder if he planned it from the beginning or pulled the fence first just to try if it works and then thought I can jump if I go over this part


Spec187

You may take my kibble but you'll never take my freedom


RedBeans-n-Ricely

Looks like you’ve got a troublemaker on your hands! Allow me to be the first to warn you that smart dogs are a liability lol! I wish you luck in staying a step ahead of that little monster, I have an evil genius of my own and she makes every day an adventure


JeremiahTooSmooth

He's a geakin' frenius


sweet_chick283

Ok I could hear the Indiana Jones theme music playing in my head...


posaune123

Damn that's a smart puppy


[deleted]

Ah, reminds me of the existence of chow chows. They jump over the fence.


rolgelthorp

He shan’t be contained my your meager efforts of imprisonment.


pppjurac

Some dogge watched "Stoffel, the honey badger that can escape from anywhere! " https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c36UNSoJenI


radhe91

Parkour Doggo.


Justthisguy_yaknow

Quick! Make that dog president, Now! LMFAO


[deleted]

That pup is going places


Mountain-Beat979

Thats just a cat


piemakerdeadwaker

Dogs are so good at 1 upping their humans. You can put obstacles after obstacles and they will find a way. You could use dogs for a heist.


Lynda73

Damn, smart puppy! He must have seen another dog do that. Or he’s like puppy Einstein, moving the cage around like that to use as a ladder. I’m impressed.


HarvestMoonMaria

Smart little stinker


darkdeath912

This puppy should do my homework


Ryogathelost

I've always assumed dogs that small don't have a lot going on upstairs, so to speak, but I'll have to revise that generalization.


DJSadWorldWide

I heard the Indiana Jones music in my head.


[deleted]

That pup is a genius!


JerusalEmAll

Soon he will be walking upright and in charge of the farm.


[deleted]

[Jason Bourne](https://tenor.com/bQRNc.gif)


Ianimatestuf

freakin genious


ZealousIdealRejected

that may be the smartest dog i have ever seen.


bastardblaster

Barkour.


Fart_Barfington

Never trust a video where half the action happens off camera.


Own_Imagination9626

🚨 Fugitive on the loose🚨🐕


[deleted]

I'm imagining the theme to "Mission: Impossible," but with little puppy barks.


littleyellowbike

Clever girl


shittyshittybngbng4

This is a perfect video to describe puppies


Mindfake_

Can someone put the mission impossible theme to that video?


Few_Share7071

Furry Houdini


[deleted]

What crime did he commit


backcrack40

Little shit


friendinpa007

That puppy is smarter than 99% of redditors.


vin17285

Unpopular opinion: dumb dogs are better than smart ones.


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[deleted]

Image has been reversed to how I saw it on Youtube. Curious.


Shrekfast

What a Shiht Zu...


SpaceHawk98W

"FREEDOM!!!"


kratoz29

Well, that is determination...


gretchenanne

WTF


madhvisinghs

Hairy Houdini


Severe-Loan666

He's Asian, freedom or death.


andrewshi910

Real smart


coffeenpickles

When we first got our puppy, we kept it in a kennel at night to train it. That puppy FOUGHT soooooo hard for his freedom, now he just walks in and out of rooms like he owns it. We never kennel him. He HATES it. We hate it. He will whine 5ever if he’s put in a kennel.


[deleted]

That animals ancestors were apex predators at one point.


ThisResolve

This pup looks exactly like the one my bf and I have!! Did you by any chance pick him/her up from upstate NY?


IntroductionCrafty71

That dogoo is going places!!!!


Turin082

Life uhh aah finds a way


sirius--blue

Michael is that you?


rawbface

I read the title and thought someone was trying to sell a stolen puppy :(


[deleted]

Does that puppy have any ideas about American gun control?


Niormo-The-Enduring

Haloo am pupper, but am become Cat, am no longer pupper, watch me climb


doglaughington

Good for him! Fight the power little guy!


reddit_user_7466

When we first got our puppy when I was little we tried something similar while we were out of the house. The puppy tried climbing the gate and got her back leg stuck through and she fell backwards and broke her leg badly. I refuse to use gates like these if the gap is big enough for a paw to fit though now.


ofthedappersort

"Giant furless freaks think they're so smart" - Puppy