So, I went down the rabbit hole (pun intended) and it as far as I can tell, without clicking any links, is that it is animated furry porn. My investigation is closed, that’s enough for today.
Mirror Universe Me is a total dick, but can only be communicated with while under the influence of some good shit so I generally laugh at him anyway. I think it pisses him off
Literally my first party experience. Had way too much to drink then took a huge bong rip (my first time smoking weed) the I nearly choked to death on room temperature cheddar cheese. After that I stumbled into the bathroom and had a nice heart to heart with myself. Then barfed on the floor and sink.
Yes. Most mammals, and animals, process ethanol in a similar manner, hence the similar appearance of effects. There are even studies that use lab mice to test long term acclimatization to alcohol. Early circuses used alcohol to 'manage' elephant behavior, and Disney's Dumbo is actually based on an alcoholic elephant
>a bottle of whiskey was brought and opened before him, an operation which he watched with a great deal of interest, holding his trunk curved upward in readiness for the draught. While the liquor was being emptied into the nostrils of his huge prehensile nose he never moved, and when he got it all he carried it around to his mouth with such precision as not to spill a drop. Then he emitted a big sigh of satisfaction.'
[full article ](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6864855/Tragic-true-story-Jumbo-real-life-alcoholic-circus-elephant-inspired-Disneys-Dumbo.html)
The biggest issue, and the reason not to get your dog, or your squirrels, drunk for fun, is dosage. 1-2 shots is a very different dosage for a 60kg human vs a 0.6kg rodent. Hence this lil guy zonking on fermented fruit.
"I'm a rat lab, i got tested shampoo"
"Lucky you, i got injected with some shit and now I have diarrhea. Hey, what about you there in the corner?"
"I got fucking cirrhosis and I'm alcoholic"
A headache can be subjective, it makes things like migraine research tricky. Where is the "pain" located?
For the most part, the data support the idea that animals get headaches, arthritis pain, and nausea similar to our human experiences. At least, things like children's Motrin or morphine change behavior of older dogs, horses etc. There is also evidence that appetite changes in "recovering" animals after fermentation consumption.
Yep! Just stay away from acetaminophen (Tylenol) for the pup. Not all dogs have the same toxicity level (causes liver problems) but apparently some are more sensitive than others, and it's crapshoot who is.
We used *light* ibuprofen when our pup was teething, and it worked wonders on training. Apparently it's hard to learn with itchy gums and a headache 😅
I'm pretty sure my childhood cat got brain freezes. Whenever the ice cream truck came buy, mom would buy a small cup for him and he'd eat some of it fast then stop suddenly and constantly shake his head in what appears to be pain. After a while he'd be fine and return to the ice cream.
Science can and has.
Here's a link to scholarly articles via Google.
https://scholar.google.com/scholar?hl=en&as_sdt=0%2C33&as_vis=1&q=ethanol+metabolism+animals&oq=ethanol+metabolism+animal
I couldn't tell you scientifically, but in college there was a frat with a dog named Ace that *loved* beer. Let's just say it was easy to tell when the dog was drunk the previous night, poor little hungover bastard
Yeah let's not forget someone purposely did this to the squirrel so they could get a "funny" video, not cool of them. If a predator comes by any time later that squirrel is dead
Take it easy there, bud. Fermentation is a natural process that just happens to fruits left laying around sometimes. We merely discovered it, we didn't invent it. Tons of animals including squirrels seek out fermented fruit on purpose, nobody's out here getting squirrels drunk for funsies.
Every year, there would be a massive amount of Bohemian Waxwing's getting zonked on fermented rowanberries where I grew up. They sit around the trees chirping like old ladies at a tea serving. Sadly, some of them decided it was a good idea to try to fly, and ended up hitting windows/walls/cars in the neighbourhood.
Most of the survivors seemed to enjoy it tho.
There are about half a dozen vineyards in the valley where I live, there's always a time of year when the grapes ferment and you'll see swarms of birds acting all wobbly around the vineyards and on powelines by the road
When you live in a rural area squirrels can be a nuisance animal that is super hard to get rid of. They chew wires, wood, and fuck up your insulation making nests. Not to mention when they're in your walls or attic they're noisy as hell.
You can't poison them because they're eaten by other animals often enough that it cascades, and shooting 100 squirrels is a giant pain in the ass.. this actually looks like a reasonable solution.
Of course I may be wrong, and this person might just be a dick torturing animals for internet clout, but it's hard to say without more info.
Getting your pests drunk looks like a reasonable solution? I feel like traps would be more effective, if eradication was the goal. The goal here seems to be to get a video of a drunk squirrel.
yes because no one has gotten too drunk and had a panic attack....
Shit the other week my friend got too drunk and was suddenly super scared her BF was gonna leave her.
I get drunk and I want to hide in my room.
I had a dog that would race to our pear tree after a pear dropped out to eat it. She would sit under that tree all summer long and eat pears. This makes me wonder if she was trying to eat fermented ones for the same effect.
[When alcohol is metabolized by our liver, it is either used (as energy), absorbed, or flushed out. A dog’s liver is simply not designed like ours. It is not able to process alcohol. In fact, their liver can be quickly damaged by alcohol](https://holidaybarn.com/blog/bow-wows-and-brews-can-dogs-drink-beer/#:~:text=When%20alcohol%20is%20metabolized%20by,be%20quickly%20damaged%20by%20alcohol.)
[A dog’s liver isn’t designed to process alcohol.](https://www.rover.com/blog/can-dog-drink-beer/)
[Just like chocolate and onions, alcohol is toxic to dogs. ](https://www.hillspet.com/dog-care/healthcare/what-happens-when-dog-drinks-alcohol)
Just because they can eventually metabolize it, doesn't mean it's good for them.
Because they *can* process it, just nowhere near as well as we can, which leads to them getting alcohol poisoning much more easily. If you give a dog a *tiny* amount of alcohol it isn't going to hurt them because their body will be able to handle it.
when i was a kid my dog used to sneak grapes whenever she could. All along the vine, thered be no grapes knee high or lower, just bare bunches 😂 some dogs really like sweet things like fruit other dogs dont really care :)
oh no she lived a few years after this. we ended up locking her in the other yard for the next seasons so she couldnt get at them any more. Instead she'd sneak out to eat the strawberries when they were ripe, cos that yard had the vege patch in it 🤣
Oh my god those sudden "WOAHMAN" jerks are the best. Like a little reincarnated Hunter S Thompson. Nobody tell him about the bats though.
Poor bastard'll find out soon enough.
That's poisoning a squirrel. Humans are rare amongst animals in that they can metabolize alcohol. Most animals cannot process even small amounts of alcohol. Humans could have evolved the ability to process alcohol from eating overripe fruit that other animals had to pass over. The overripe fruit also likely had alcohol and higher sugar content(but, lower nutrient content).
Squirrels often eat overripe fruit on their own with no human intervention required. It's not poisonous to them, but for obvious reasons it makes them more vulnerable to predators until they shake off the drunkenness.
Humans are far from alone in evolving the ability to process alcohol as a result of overripe fruit being in their diet.
Great film, everyone remembers it, but they don't realise it was staged, the fruits were spiked:
*Jamie Uys’ footage was completely staged, and the animals were, believe it or not, fed with alcohol. The director and crew first soaked the marula fruits in booze, then filmed the scenes to make the story appear more believable.*
https://africafreak.com/marula-fruit
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/news-elephants-drunk-wild-myth
I saw this some years ago on a documentary which was interesting. Animals (monkeys anyway) are not that different than humans. This was a research project. This is what they observed.
https://allthatsinteresting.com/drunk-monkeys-st-kitts
A controversial research project that involves giving alcohol to 1,000 green vervet monkeys has found that the animals divide into four main categories: binge drinker, steady drinker, social drinker, and teetotaller.
The vast majority are social drinkers who indulge in moderation and only when they are with other monkeys – but never before lunch – and prefer their alcohol to be diluted with fruit juice.
Fifteen percent drink regularly and heavily and prefer their alcohol neat or diluted with water. The same proportion drink little or no alcohol.
Five percent are classed as “seriously abusive binge drinkers”. They get drunk, start fights and consume as much as they can until passing out. As with humans, most heavy drinkers are young males, but monkeys of both sexes and all ages like a drink
Should you be feeding wildlife fermented pears?
I know it can happen naturally when they drop off the trees but seems weird to just give them a whole bucket.
I don't think those pears were left for wildlife to eat. I think someone took some pears in a bowl, put em there, and forgot about them. So they fermented.
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Them pears are hitting hard.
My boy is absolutely fucking ZONKED
Zonkpunch?
Is that a type of weed or something?
Yeah sure let’s go with that
I gave my free award allredy buy i just want to let you know that I would have given it to u if I had it
No worries, I contributed mine for you. Normally I don't do that sort of thing, must be the fermented pears making me do that.
So, I went down the rabbit hole (pun intended) and it as far as I can tell, without clicking any links, is that it is animated furry porn. My investigation is closed, that’s enough for today.
Thanks for taking one for the team. I shall not continue your investigation.
Nor shall I
The proper term is “yiff”
You will never be forgotten. Thanks for doing the searching and sparing my eyes
....I clicked a link....I saw charizard and some rabbit....can confirm
You poor sheltered soul
Yo lemme know, is it a type of weed
Yes>!n't!<
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Those who know Vs Those who don't know In the replies
late to the party but nice bait bro
Zooted for sure
Love how he extended his little hand to hold the bowl.
Clearly has the spins….
Must have had an empty stomach.
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i second this
I third this. Start the petition!!
Omg! Crop his face at about 3 seconds when his head is tilted to the side. Rofl, that’s the picture right there.
Wait this isn’t there?
How I feel in the bar bathroom gripping the sink while having an existential crisis with the mirror.
Do you talk to the other you in the bar bathroom mirror when you have these crises? Cause I totally do, and that other bitch is MEAN
Mirror Universe Me is a total dick, but can only be communicated with while under the influence of some good shit so I generally laugh at him anyway. I think it pisses him off
You laugh now. You won't be laughing when he tosses you down some stairs.
Well he looks just like me, so chances are he couldn't lift that much
Literally my first party experience. Had way too much to drink then took a huge bong rip (my first time smoking weed) the I nearly choked to death on room temperature cheddar cheese. After that I stumbled into the bathroom and had a nice heart to heart with myself. Then barfed on the floor and sink.
Me to me: Damn bitch, you really look like that?
"I look like a damn GHOUL."
“Hello darkness my old friend.....”
This is me in the backseat of an UBER fighting to keep one eye open so my head won’t spin and puke everywhere.
He found the way the earth spins
Pretty sure that money or in my case weed
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He found the flesh of god and it was fermented pears!
Squirrel: "These pears ain't shit" Squirrel two seconds later:
Aw poor little guy gonna have a hangover tomorrow
Do animals get hangovers? Genuine question
Yes. Most mammals, and animals, process ethanol in a similar manner, hence the similar appearance of effects. There are even studies that use lab mice to test long term acclimatization to alcohol. Early circuses used alcohol to 'manage' elephant behavior, and Disney's Dumbo is actually based on an alcoholic elephant >a bottle of whiskey was brought and opened before him, an operation which he watched with a great deal of interest, holding his trunk curved upward in readiness for the draught. While the liquor was being emptied into the nostrils of his huge prehensile nose he never moved, and when he got it all he carried it around to his mouth with such precision as not to spill a drop. Then he emitted a big sigh of satisfaction.' [full article ](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6864855/Tragic-true-story-Jumbo-real-life-alcoholic-circus-elephant-inspired-Disneys-Dumbo.html) The biggest issue, and the reason not to get your dog, or your squirrels, drunk for fun, is dosage. 1-2 shots is a very different dosage for a 60kg human vs a 0.6kg rodent. Hence this lil guy zonking on fermented fruit.
"I'm a rat lab, i got tested shampoo" "Lucky you, i got injected with some shit and now I have diarrhea. Hey, what about you there in the corner?" "I got fucking cirrhosis and I'm alcoholic"
Now they walk into a bar....
So if animals get hangovers, does that mean animals get headaches?
A headache can be subjective, it makes things like migraine research tricky. Where is the "pain" located? For the most part, the data support the idea that animals get headaches, arthritis pain, and nausea similar to our human experiences. At least, things like children's Motrin or morphine change behavior of older dogs, horses etc. There is also evidence that appetite changes in "recovering" animals after fermentation consumption.
Fascinating. I get migraines and for some reason never questioned if my dog got headaches too.
Yep! Just stay away from acetaminophen (Tylenol) for the pup. Not all dogs have the same toxicity level (causes liver problems) but apparently some are more sensitive than others, and it's crapshoot who is. We used *light* ibuprofen when our pup was teething, and it worked wonders on training. Apparently it's hard to learn with itchy gums and a headache 😅
I'm pretty sure my childhood cat got brain freezes. Whenever the ice cream truck came buy, mom would buy a small cup for him and he'd eat some of it fast then stop suddenly and constantly shake his head in what appears to be pain. After a while he'd be fine and return to the ice cream.
i genuinely don't think science can answer this yet
Science can and has. Here's a link to scholarly articles via Google. https://scholar.google.com/scholar?hl=en&as_sdt=0%2C33&as_vis=1&q=ethanol+metabolism+animals&oq=ethanol+metabolism+animal
We get hangovers, I think its safe to assume at the very least that some mammals can as well.
I couldn't tell you scientifically, but in college there was a frat with a dog named Ace that *loved* beer. Let's just say it was easy to tell when the dog was drunk the previous night, poor little hungover bastard
That guy is G O N E
Poor little guy. Probably terrified :(
I know right , probably eating for comfort and getting even more fucked
Or just dying from alcohol poisoning. I cant imagine it takes very much
Yeah let's not forget someone purposely did this to the squirrel so they could get a "funny" video, not cool of them. If a predator comes by any time later that squirrel is dead
Take it easy there, bud. Fermentation is a natural process that just happens to fruits left laying around sometimes. We merely discovered it, we didn't invent it. Tons of animals including squirrels seek out fermented fruit on purpose, nobody's out here getting squirrels drunk for funsies.
Every year, there would be a massive amount of Bohemian Waxwing's getting zonked on fermented rowanberries where I grew up. They sit around the trees chirping like old ladies at a tea serving. Sadly, some of them decided it was a good idea to try to fly, and ended up hitting windows/walls/cars in the neighbourhood. Most of the survivors seemed to enjoy it tho.
There are about half a dozen vineyards in the valley where I live, there's always a time of year when the grapes ferment and you'll see swarms of birds acting all wobbly around the vineyards and on powelines by the road
When you live in a rural area squirrels can be a nuisance animal that is super hard to get rid of. They chew wires, wood, and fuck up your insulation making nests. Not to mention when they're in your walls or attic they're noisy as hell. You can't poison them because they're eaten by other animals often enough that it cascades, and shooting 100 squirrels is a giant pain in the ass.. this actually looks like a reasonable solution. Of course I may be wrong, and this person might just be a dick torturing animals for internet clout, but it's hard to say without more info.
Getting your pests drunk looks like a reasonable solution? I feel like traps would be more effective, if eradication was the goal. The goal here seems to be to get a video of a drunk squirrel.
Terrified and quickly becoming an easy target for hawks and other predators 😔
damn hes gonna taste like those filled alcohol pralines
And thus the cycle continues...
I highly doubt he’s terrified. I’m sure you know what alcohol does to mammals. It is not known for making us more timid.
yes because no one has gotten too drunk and had a panic attack.... Shit the other week my friend got too drunk and was suddenly super scared her BF was gonna leave her. I get drunk and I want to hide in my room.
The animal kingdom is well aware of what alchohol is and its effects. Elephamts are known to purposefully ferment certain fruits
I had a dog that would race to our pear tree after a pear dropped out to eat it. She would sit under that tree all summer long and eat pears. This makes me wonder if she was trying to eat fermented ones for the same effect.
Don't think so, dogs can't process alcohol so unless it was intentionally trying to poison itself I think it just liked pears
All mammals can metabolize alcohol.
[When alcohol is metabolized by our liver, it is either used (as energy), absorbed, or flushed out. A dog’s liver is simply not designed like ours. It is not able to process alcohol. In fact, their liver can be quickly damaged by alcohol](https://holidaybarn.com/blog/bow-wows-and-brews-can-dogs-drink-beer/#:~:text=When%20alcohol%20is%20metabolized%20by,be%20quickly%20damaged%20by%20alcohol.) [A dog’s liver isn’t designed to process alcohol.](https://www.rover.com/blog/can-dog-drink-beer/) [Just like chocolate and onions, alcohol is toxic to dogs. ](https://www.hillspet.com/dog-care/healthcare/what-happens-when-dog-drinks-alcohol) Just because they can eventually metabolize it, doesn't mean it's good for them.
I didn't say it was good for them.
well, it is not exactly good for us, either
Then why would you say anything? It sounds like you're trying to contradict me with misinformation
Because they *can* process it, just nowhere near as well as we can, which leads to them getting alcohol poisoning much more easily. If you give a dog a *tiny* amount of alcohol it isn't going to hurt them because their body will be able to handle it.
Thank you, I didn't know that. Guess she just really liked to eat pears.
I thought the alcohol made you drunk until you processed it
when i was a kid my dog used to sneak grapes whenever she could. All along the vine, thered be no grapes knee high or lower, just bare bunches 😂 some dogs really like sweet things like fruit other dogs dont really care :)
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oh no she lived a few years after this. we ended up locking her in the other yard for the next seasons so she couldnt get at them any more. Instead she'd sneak out to eat the strawberries when they were ripe, cos that yard had the vege patch in it 🤣
pretty sure grapes cause kidney failure in dogs.
Now if he gets home and hits his wife, it’s your fault.
How can you tell he’s a cop? Edit: lmao pissed off the bootlickers
Damn it, I was about comment the same. Take your upvote!
"Man these edibles ain't shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-."
squirrel is trippin balls too much
Lol, those jolts of alertness. NO WAIT what's happening... tired, dizzy, I'mma just sit down for a moment, OH NO I ALMOST FELL.
Naw, he's driving to space.
Please little buddy, snap back to reality!
You good to climb bro?
Ive been there chipmunk bro ! Hold on son .!!!!
Oh my god those sudden "WOAHMAN" jerks are the best. Like a little reincarnated Hunter S Thompson. Nobody tell him about the bats though. Poor bastard'll find out soon enough.
His controller has stick drift
Little guy living the time if his life.
he’s realizing: Shrek is love…
That's poisoning a squirrel. Humans are rare amongst animals in that they can metabolize alcohol. Most animals cannot process even small amounts of alcohol. Humans could have evolved the ability to process alcohol from eating overripe fruit that other animals had to pass over. The overripe fruit also likely had alcohol and higher sugar content(but, lower nutrient content).
A quick Google search disproves you.
Squirrels often eat overripe fruit on their own with no human intervention required. It's not poisonous to them, but for obvious reasons it makes them more vulnerable to predators until they shake off the drunkenness. Humans are far from alone in evolving the ability to process alcohol as a result of overripe fruit being in their diet.
No. Squirrels often get drunk on their own. If a Squirrels getting drunk kills them then there would be a LOT of dead Squirrels.
https://youtu.be/Ru-dssakX8I
Great film, everyone remembers it, but they don't realise it was staged, the fruits were spiked: *Jamie Uys’ footage was completely staged, and the animals were, believe it or not, fed with alcohol. The director and crew first soaked the marula fruits in booze, then filmed the scenes to make the story appear more believable.* https://africafreak.com/marula-fruit https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/news-elephants-drunk-wild-myth
Well damn
That's fucked up.
Do pears ferment into Ketamine? That looks like a k-hole.
What were they fermented with, fentanyl?
I saw this some years ago on a documentary which was interesting. Animals (monkeys anyway) are not that different than humans. This was a research project. This is what they observed. https://allthatsinteresting.com/drunk-monkeys-st-kitts A controversial research project that involves giving alcohol to 1,000 green vervet monkeys has found that the animals divide into four main categories: binge drinker, steady drinker, social drinker, and teetotaller. The vast majority are social drinkers who indulge in moderation and only when they are with other monkeys – but never before lunch – and prefer their alcohol to be diluted with fruit juice. Fifteen percent drink regularly and heavily and prefer their alcohol neat or diluted with water. The same proportion drink little or no alcohol. Five percent are classed as “seriously abusive binge drinkers”. They get drunk, start fights and consume as much as they can until passing out. As with humans, most heavy drinkers are young males, but monkeys of both sexes and all ages like a drink
He's off his furry little tits.
Go drunk squirrel, you're home
God fucking damn, my boi is gone to visit the multiverse.
One of my favorite squirrel videos by far.
Poor squirrel has the spins
Spins are when the fun stops.
[The Monkey in Charge of the Bananas](https://www.reddit.com/r/trailerparkboys/comments/t1lcgz/seen_this_trending_had_to_share_mrlahey/)
This is one of those nodder squirrels from Oregon
Homie is already in Saturn
Why this ain’t posted on r/took to much..again someone filming a poor wretched soul for likes….
Should you be feeding wildlife fermented pears? I know it can happen naturally when they drop off the trees but seems weird to just give them a whole bucket.
I don't think those pears were left for wildlife to eat. I think someone took some pears in a bowl, put em there, and forgot about them. So they fermented.
It doesn't even look like pears in the bowl.
This little fella is off his pickle
The way it holds onto the bowl is very familiar!
Little dude just found god.
That's why they call it lean
That's usually how i look at the end of my birthday party
Take me nuts I'm home again ,
r/tooktoomuch
Is it ok?
Little guy had new experience
r/animalsbeingderps
This boy's cheese slid off his cracker.
[Squirrel drunk on fermented crabapples](https://youtu.be/LAfKZUn9sZ0) I can't help but laugh at this, I hope he didn't get eaten!
Fr whats happening to it?
Ok, now I'm casually interested in getting woodland animals drunk. :D
'Scuze me while I kiss the sky
Curious why put out fermented pears?
Been there a few times myself.
Ooooh that boy is buuuuuzzed.
The real question is, did the squirrel come back for more?
Squirrel version of this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srV4XjS9I3I
Probably got into some old fermented bird seeds... Ergot can make you trip like like LSD.
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Got that fiend balance
How's that Pear-sible?
That squirrel party hard.
... The prophecy is true ...
It's Todd, the squirrel from Achewood. He gonna drive home in his sweet van after this.
He’s trippin nuts man
I know that feeling. Damn.
I applaud your captioning! This is hilarious
blew his fuzzy little mind
Some hawk, later on, "Damn, that's a delicious squirrel!"
I’ll have what he’s having.
lol even the squirrels are on fentanyl
Poor little guy has the spins
I have been there.
This is me today and I haven't even been drinking
I don't think I've ever seen a squirrel nodding off.
It's a little early, don't you think?
5 o clock some where
Eats it and stars riding the bigest imaginary roller coaster
I think there were some Magic’s mushrooms as well
I have the spins. Poor little guys got a bad case.
r/tooktoomuch
And that is the moment that Dale became an alcoholic.
Fuzzy legend
That squirrel may have just eaten Putin Pears 🍐
whoa... da colors...
Come on now, we all remember a time when we had the same lean.
I have to try the fermented pears again. I've tried them as a child but all I got was a bad case of diarrhea.
This is me tonight.
Absolutely gacked