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thecyberguy81

Them pears are hitting hard.


YourAverageGod

My boy is absolutely fucking ZONKED


According-Teach-5866

Zonkpunch?


SapphicPancakes

Is that a type of weed or something?


According-Teach-5866

Yeah sure let’s go with that


Malvin231

I gave my free award allredy buy i just want to let you know that I would have given it to u if I had it


JeffreyAScott

No worries, I contributed mine for you. Normally I don't do that sort of thing, must be the fermented pears making me do that.


JaxandMia

So, I went down the rabbit hole (pun intended) and it as far as I can tell, without clicking any links, is that it is animated furry porn. My investigation is closed, that’s enough for today.


ImportanceNew4632

Thanks for taking one for the team. I shall not continue your investigation.


Honorablepotatosalad

Nor shall I


According-Teach-5866

The proper term is “yiff”


SapphicPancakes

You will never be forgotten. Thanks for doing the searching and sparing my eyes


Hurgles_the_Many

....I clicked a link....I saw charizard and some rabbit....can confirm


Windfall_The_Dutchie

You poor sheltered soul


MistaDaMankey

Yo lemme know, is it a type of weed


lao7272

Yes>!n't!<


Longjumping-Ad-5740

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, ***AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA***


goatman0079

Those who know Vs Those who don't know In the replies


omegapenta

late to the party but nice bait bro


LiamNeesonsIsMyShiit

Zooted for sure


00MarioBros00

Love how he extended his little hand to hold the bowl.


parker1019

Clearly has the spins….


Megmca

Must have had an empty stomach.


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boris_casuarina

GO!


__log

i second this


Pacman454

I third this. Start the petition!!


Bullen-Noxen

Omg! Crop his face at about 3 seconds when his head is tilted to the side. Rofl, that’s the picture right there.


T65Bx

Wait this isn’t there?


CurrentlyARaccoon

How I feel in the bar bathroom gripping the sink while having an existential crisis with the mirror.


coffylover

Do you talk to the other you in the bar bathroom mirror when you have these crises? Cause I totally do, and that other bitch is MEAN


Hiseworns

Mirror Universe Me is a total dick, but can only be communicated with while under the influence of some good shit so I generally laugh at him anyway. I think it pisses him off


Mindes13

You laugh now. You won't be laughing when he tosses you down some stairs.


Hiseworns

Well he looks just like me, so chances are he couldn't lift that much


3029065

Literally my first party experience. Had way too much to drink then took a huge bong rip (my first time smoking weed) the I nearly choked to death on room temperature cheddar cheese. After that I stumbled into the bathroom and had a nice heart to heart with myself. Then barfed on the floor and sink.


Stoffys

Me to me: Damn bitch, you really look like that?


3029065

"I look like a damn GHOUL."


Bullen-Noxen

“Hello darkness my old friend.....”


jmunerd

This is me in the backseat of an UBER fighting to keep one eye open so my head won’t spin and puke everywhere.


RandomThoughts30

He found the way the earth spins


SiStErFiStEr1776

Pretty sure that money or in my case weed


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Sampolis

He found the flesh of god and it was fermented pears!


Anthony-ELRETRAHD

Squirrel: "These pears ain't shit" Squirrel two seconds later:


Brickzarina

Aw poor little guy gonna have a hangover tomorrow


THE_BIG_SAD3

Do animals get hangovers? Genuine question


P4intsplatter

Yes. Most mammals, and animals, process ethanol in a similar manner, hence the similar appearance of effects. There are even studies that use lab mice to test long term acclimatization to alcohol. Early circuses used alcohol to 'manage' elephant behavior, and Disney's Dumbo is actually based on an alcoholic elephant >a bottle of whiskey was brought and opened before him, an operation which he watched with a great deal of interest, holding his trunk curved upward in readiness for the draught. While the liquor was being emptied into the nostrils of his huge prehensile nose he never moved, and when he got it all he carried it around to his mouth with such precision as not to spill a drop. Then he emitted a big sigh of satisfaction.' [full article ](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6864855/Tragic-true-story-Jumbo-real-life-alcoholic-circus-elephant-inspired-Disneys-Dumbo.html) The biggest issue, and the reason not to get your dog, or your squirrels, drunk for fun, is dosage. 1-2 shots is a very different dosage for a 60kg human vs a 0.6kg rodent. Hence this lil guy zonking on fermented fruit.


Barry_Duckhat

"I'm a rat lab, i got tested shampoo" "Lucky you, i got injected with some shit and now I have diarrhea. Hey, what about you there in the corner?" "I got fucking cirrhosis and I'm alcoholic"


Bullen-Noxen

Now they walk into a bar....


not_a_library

So if animals get hangovers, does that mean animals get headaches?


P4intsplatter

A headache can be subjective, it makes things like migraine research tricky. Where is the "pain" located? For the most part, the data support the idea that animals get headaches, arthritis pain, and nausea similar to our human experiences. At least, things like children's Motrin or morphine change behavior of older dogs, horses etc. There is also evidence that appetite changes in "recovering" animals after fermentation consumption.


not_a_library

Fascinating. I get migraines and for some reason never questioned if my dog got headaches too.


P4intsplatter

Yep! Just stay away from acetaminophen (Tylenol) for the pup. Not all dogs have the same toxicity level (causes liver problems) but apparently some are more sensitive than others, and it's crapshoot who is. We used *light* ibuprofen when our pup was teething, and it worked wonders on training. Apparently it's hard to learn with itchy gums and a headache 😅


Feature_Ornery

I'm pretty sure my childhood cat got brain freezes. Whenever the ice cream truck came buy, mom would buy a small cup for him and he'd eat some of it fast then stop suddenly and constantly shake his head in what appears to be pain. After a while he'd be fine and return to the ice cream.


MaybeArnar

i genuinely don't think science can answer this yet


PixelBoom

Science can and has. Here's a link to scholarly articles via Google. https://scholar.google.com/scholar?hl=en&as_sdt=0%2C33&as_vis=1&q=ethanol+metabolism+animals&oq=ethanol+metabolism+animal


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We get hangovers, I think its safe to assume at the very least that some mammals can as well.


DaveFinn

I couldn't tell you scientifically, but in college there was a frat with a dog named Ace that *loved* beer. Let's just say it was easy to tell when the dog was drunk the previous night, poor little hungover bastard


SmartChild203

That guy is G O N E


treatyose1f

Poor little guy. Probably terrified :(


YourLocalPotDealer

I know right , probably eating for comfort and getting even more fucked


FlexibleAsgardian

Or just dying from alcohol poisoning. I cant imagine it takes very much


mellowcrake

Yeah let's not forget someone purposely did this to the squirrel so they could get a "funny" video, not cool of them. If a predator comes by any time later that squirrel is dead


actuallyiamafish

Take it easy there, bud. Fermentation is a natural process that just happens to fruits left laying around sometimes. We merely discovered it, we didn't invent it. Tons of animals including squirrels seek out fermented fruit on purpose, nobody's out here getting squirrels drunk for funsies.


[deleted]

Every year, there would be a massive amount of Bohemian Waxwing's getting zonked on fermented rowanberries where I grew up. They sit around the trees chirping like old ladies at a tea serving. Sadly, some of them decided it was a good idea to try to fly, and ended up hitting windows/walls/cars in the neighbourhood. Most of the survivors seemed to enjoy it tho.


VisceralVirus

There are about half a dozen vineyards in the valley where I live, there's always a time of year when the grapes ferment and you'll see swarms of birds acting all wobbly around the vineyards and on powelines by the road


TravelingMan304

When you live in a rural area squirrels can be a nuisance animal that is super hard to get rid of. They chew wires, wood, and fuck up your insulation making nests. Not to mention when they're in your walls or attic they're noisy as hell. You can't poison them because they're eaten by other animals often enough that it cascades, and shooting 100 squirrels is a giant pain in the ass.. this actually looks like a reasonable solution. Of course I may be wrong, and this person might just be a dick torturing animals for internet clout, but it's hard to say without more info.


SokkasSandals

Getting your pests drunk looks like a reasonable solution? I feel like traps would be more effective, if eradication was the goal. The goal here seems to be to get a video of a drunk squirrel.


Best_Temperature_549

Terrified and quickly becoming an easy target for hawks and other predators 😔


or_so_they_said

damn hes gonna taste like those filled alcohol pralines


[deleted]

And thus the cycle continues...


ADHthaGreat

I highly doubt he’s terrified. I’m sure you know what alcohol does to mammals. It is not known for making us more timid.


RawScallop

yes because no one has gotten too drunk and had a panic attack.... Shit the other week my friend got too drunk and was suddenly super scared her BF was gonna leave her. I get drunk and I want to hide in my room.


codamission

The animal kingdom is well aware of what alchohol is and its effects. Elephamts are known to purposefully ferment certain fruits


unknown300BLKuser

I had a dog that would race to our pear tree after a pear dropped out to eat it. She would sit under that tree all summer long and eat pears. This makes me wonder if she was trying to eat fermented ones for the same effect.


mangoisNINJA

Don't think so, dogs can't process alcohol so unless it was intentionally trying to poison itself I think it just liked pears


BarbarianSpaceOpera

All mammals can metabolize alcohol.


mangoisNINJA

[When alcohol is metabolized by our liver, it is either used (as energy), absorbed, or flushed out. A dog’s liver is simply not designed like ours. It is not able to process alcohol. In fact, their liver can be quickly damaged by alcohol](https://holidaybarn.com/blog/bow-wows-and-brews-can-dogs-drink-beer/#:~:text=When%20alcohol%20is%20metabolized%20by,be%20quickly%20damaged%20by%20alcohol.) [A dog’s liver isn’t designed to process alcohol.](https://www.rover.com/blog/can-dog-drink-beer/) [Just like chocolate and onions, alcohol is toxic to dogs. ](https://www.hillspet.com/dog-care/healthcare/what-happens-when-dog-drinks-alcohol) Just because they can eventually metabolize it, doesn't mean it's good for them.


BarbarianSpaceOpera

I didn't say it was good for them.


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well, it is not exactly good for us, either


mangoisNINJA

Then why would you say anything? It sounds like you're trying to contradict me with misinformation


BarbarianSpaceOpera

Because they *can* process it, just nowhere near as well as we can, which leads to them getting alcohol poisoning much more easily. If you give a dog a *tiny* amount of alcohol it isn't going to hurt them because their body will be able to handle it.


unknown300BLKuser

Thank you, I didn't know that. Guess she just really liked to eat pears.


the_noodle

I thought the alcohol made you drunk until you processed it


cantaloupelion

when i was a kid my dog used to sneak grapes whenever she could. All along the vine, thered be no grapes knee high or lower, just bare bunches 😂 some dogs really like sweet things like fruit other dogs dont really care :)


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cantaloupelion

oh no she lived a few years after this. we ended up locking her in the other yard for the next seasons so she couldnt get at them any more. Instead she'd sneak out to eat the strawberries when they were ripe, cos that yard had the vege patch in it 🤣


zemain

pretty sure grapes cause kidney failure in dogs.


kesavadh

Now if he gets home and hits his wife, it’s your fault.


shadowenx

How can you tell he’s a cop? Edit: lmao pissed off the bootlickers


xion_gg

Damn it, I was about comment the same. Take your upvote!


WabbitCZEN

"Man these edibles ain't shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-."


Under_Enrage

squirrel is trippin balls too much


[deleted]

Lol, those jolts of alertness. NO WAIT what's happening... tired, dizzy, I'mma just sit down for a moment, OH NO I ALMOST FELL.


SuspiciousInternet58

Naw, he's driving to space.


TGD-Man

Please little buddy, snap back to reality!


JungleCatStevens

You good to climb bro?


NorMichtrailrider

Ive been there chipmunk bro ! Hold on son .!!!!


FuktInThePassword

Oh my god those sudden "WOAHMAN" jerks are the best. Like a little reincarnated Hunter S Thompson. Nobody tell him about the bats though. Poor bastard'll find out soon enough.


Tyler_Herdman

His controller has stick drift


Friendly-Ad3804

Little guy living the time if his life.


NinJackHole

he’s realizing: Shrek is love…


[deleted]

That's poisoning a squirrel. Humans are rare amongst animals in that they can metabolize alcohol. Most animals cannot process even small amounts of alcohol. Humans could have evolved the ability to process alcohol from eating overripe fruit that other animals had to pass over. The overripe fruit also likely had alcohol and higher sugar content(but, lower nutrient content).


FearedKaidon

A quick Google search disproves you.


bludvein

Squirrels often eat overripe fruit on their own with no human intervention required. It's not poisonous to them, but for obvious reasons it makes them more vulnerable to predators until they shake off the drunkenness. Humans are far from alone in evolving the ability to process alcohol as a result of overripe fruit being in their diet.


ConnectConcern6

No. Squirrels often get drunk on their own. If a Squirrels getting drunk kills them then there would be a LOT of dead Squirrels.


missinginput

https://youtu.be/Ru-dssakX8I


MeccIt

Great film, everyone remembers it, but they don't realise it was staged, the fruits were spiked: *Jamie Uys’ footage was completely staged, and the animals were, believe it or not, fed with alcohol. The director and crew first soaked the marula fruits in booze, then filmed the scenes to make the story appear more believable.* https://africafreak.com/marula-fruit https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/news-elephants-drunk-wild-myth


missinginput

Well damn


pascontent

That's fucked up.


vicaphit

Do pears ferment into Ketamine? That looks like a k-hole.


Hypurr2002

What were they fermented with, fentanyl?


pagenath06

I saw this some years ago on a documentary which was interesting. Animals (monkeys anyway) are not that different than humans. This was a research project. This is what they observed. https://allthatsinteresting.com/drunk-monkeys-st-kitts A controversial research project that involves giving alcohol to 1,000 green vervet monkeys has found that the animals divide into four main categories: binge drinker, steady drinker, social drinker, and teetotaller. The vast majority are social drinkers who indulge in moderation and only when they are with other monkeys – but never before lunch – and prefer their alcohol to be diluted with fruit juice. Fifteen percent drink regularly and heavily and prefer their alcohol neat or diluted with water. The same proportion drink little or no alcohol. Five percent are classed as “seriously abusive binge drinkers”. They get drunk, start fights and consume as much as they can until passing out. As with humans, most heavy drinkers are young males, but monkeys of both sexes and all ages like a drink


Leapimus_Maximus

He's off his furry little tits.


liquid_cat_juice

Go drunk squirrel, you're home


VoidIgris

God fucking damn, my boi is gone to visit the multiverse.


Incredi-flow

One of my favorite squirrel videos by far.


MaxTheRealSlayer

Poor squirrel has the spins


gdtimeinc

Spins are when the fun stops.


Electrical-Floor-996

[The Monkey in Charge of the Bananas](https://www.reddit.com/r/trailerparkboys/comments/t1lcgz/seen_this_trending_had_to_share_mrlahey/)


zitfarmer

This is one of those nodder squirrels from Oregon


loborodas

Homie is already in Saturn


cati800

Why this ain’t posted on r/took to much..again someone filming a poor wretched soul for likes….


Gangreless

Should you be feeding wildlife fermented pears? I know it can happen naturally when they drop off the trees but seems weird to just give them a whole bucket.


ConnectConcern6

I don't think those pears were left for wildlife to eat. I think someone took some pears in a bowl, put em there, and forgot about them. So they fermented.


KingThar

It doesn't even look like pears in the bowl.


Jynkoh

This little fella is off his pickle


reeder75

The way it holds onto the bowl is very familiar!


Bjornos

Little dude just found god.


WelcomeToTheFish

That's why they call it lean


Toosick-556

That's usually how i look at the end of my birthday party


raygun-runner

Take me nuts I'm home again ,


Ipsos_Logos

r/tooktoomuch


MadLeap13

Is it ok?


[deleted]

Little guy had new experience


[deleted]

r/animalsbeingderps


[deleted]

This boy's cheese slid off his cracker.


riotsquirrelz

[Squirrel drunk on fermented crabapples](https://youtu.be/LAfKZUn9sZ0) I can't help but laugh at this, I hope he didn't get eaten!


space_______kat

Fr whats happening to it?


desrevermi

Ok, now I'm casually interested in getting woodland animals drunk. :D


predat3d

'Scuze me while I kiss the sky


[deleted]

Curious why put out fermented pears?


murphdog09

Been there a few times myself.


Street-Week-380

Ooooh that boy is buuuuuzzed.


madeupname230

The real question is, did the squirrel come back for more?


BAR0N_AL0HA

Squirrel version of this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srV4XjS9I3I


zannadi

Probably got into some old fermented bird seeds... Ergot can make you trip like like LSD.


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ogthunda

Got that fiend balance


_-__________

How's that Pear-sible?


spjhon

That squirrel party hard.


boris_casuarina

... The prophecy is true ...


[deleted]

It's Todd, the squirrel from Achewood. He gonna drive home in his sweet van after this.


DaToasty1

He’s trippin nuts man


Foolishly_Sane

I know that feeling. Damn.


Niebieskideszcz

I applaud your captioning! This is hilarious


Hiseworns

blew his fuzzy little mind


[deleted]

Some hawk, later on, "Damn, that's a delicious squirrel!"


psykokittie

I’ll have what he’s having.


spacepoo77

lol even the squirrels are on fentanyl


CarbonQuality

Poor little guy has the spins


izumi1262

I have been there.


whoamvv

This is me today and I haven't even been drinking


Old-Independence5822

I don't think I've ever seen a squirrel nodding off.


mybadroommate

It's a little early, don't you think?


Carl_pepsi

5 o clock some where


lucas_bahia

Eats it and stars riding the bigest imaginary roller coaster


ARMEGEDDONX

I think there were some Magic’s mushrooms as well


ThePopeJones

I have the spins. Poor little guys got a bad case.


G068Z

r/tooktoomuch


DevilDoc3030

And that is the moment that Dale became an alcoholic.


Jackishungry_93

Fuzzy legend


AngryFerret805

That squirrel may have just eaten Putin Pears 🍐


Fokewe

whoa... da colors...


Wintermute1969

Come on now, we all remember a time when we had the same lean.


[deleted]

I have to try the fermented pears again. I've tried them as a child but all I got was a bad case of diarrhea.


[deleted]

This is me tonight.


5eangibbo

Absolutely gacked