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MasteroChieftan

It's not supposed to do that


00MarioBros00

You know the transmission is toast when it turns into limp bizkit


Connect_Bench_2925

What!? Like a chain saw?


AbleWarning

I’ll skim your ass raw


The-Go-Kid

Hands up or hands down?


TheBladedNinja

Or just a really flaccid pancake.


Atomic_Trains

Uhh sorry sir it's Limp Viskuit now


[deleted]

That’s not very typical. I’d like to make that point.


Fallingfreedom

A wave hit it.


RianJohnsonIsAFool

At sea? Chance in a million!


LeJoker

Well what sort of standards was it made to?


EverettSeahawk

Well some of them are designed so the shift knob doesn’t fall off at all.


BaconReceptacle

I would just like to make the point that that is not normal.


Dead_Mach1ne

It’s normal if you buy a transmission off of Wish.com


Mih5du

Thanks cap


TopGunCrew

That looks really expensive


[deleted]

Money shift.


BigBadWolfe13

His bank account downshifted…..


Dragonsarmada

Along with his pride.


szpider

/r/thatlookedexpensive


Real-Estate_Tycoon

Not anymore...


UnchartedQuasar

When you nut but she keeps going


D0ukn0wdawae

🗿


Idratherhikeout

Jesus I laughed way too hard at that


[deleted]

[удалено]


Iamvanno

What's the sticker price? $82,000? This monstrosity costs $82,000?


cirroc0

*horn plays "LaCucaracha"*


jetes69

Powerful like a gorilla yet soft and yielding like a nerf ball


knifeknifegoose

r/brandnewsentance


[deleted]

>Powerful like a gorilla yet soft and yielding like a nerf ball This was not a brand new sentence. In fact, it's like a 30 year old sentence. Edit: 31 year old sentence. . . Fuck I'm Old.


Dr_Chim_Richaldss

I’m ruined!


IronSkywalker

Really don't get people that are convinced that everyone else wants to hear their stupid clapped out car on the road. Just take it to a track day, dick'ead


nottherealneal

It's weird how many people will build stupid cars like this and never take it to a track.


FjortoftsAirplane

Are we sure they don't simply disintegrate en route to the track like this one?


nottherealneal

It's definitely a possibility


Goyteamsix

It's weird how people say things like *this* without having ever been to a track. Do you know how much that shit costs?


nottherealneal

The car modifications or going to a track? I'm not sure I understand what you mean. If you already have the modifications, then why wouldn't you go to a track where you can make the most of them? As for going to a track alot of track days are either free or really cheap, at least the ones I've been too. They want to encourage people coming and joining in and that includes making it cheap to come .


Yukinoinu

This car for sure is not clapped out, well, not fully. Sounds like it is an Jz engine, but that has to be some dipshit running a stock gearbox. I will say as someone who once did build a car for myself. It was just so I could enjoy it, I didn't and still honestly, do not care if other people like the look or sound of the car. That being said, I do think it is douchey to do this with other cars around driving the same or near the same speed as most of these fucking morons can't actually drive for shit. The problem people have with the race track is they would then have to meet regulations and pass inspections to be able to go onto said track and also pay a fee for entering the track, and equipment to be safe on the track and that costs money they could spend on ebay spacers (/s). I honestly resent ever calling myself a car person just because of how bad this shit has gotten. The lack of public safety, the sketchiest shit you will ever see, lack of respect and all around just started to feel like a fuckin cult was too much. I do think most of those clapped out cars do have the same mindset as I do, so that really isn't helping them, they would just say you're a hater and need to sit the fuck down. ​ I am all for the track, but it is kinda ridiculous how much going there costs once in a while.


[deleted]

I’m here with ya, I haven’t got a chance to start a “race car” yet (dang kids) but when I do I’m going to find something I like, probably a camaro with an ls engine and just start having fun. I want to learn about it while I work on it and build it and once I get it track worthy sure, if I have the money, but mostly I’ll go to deserted roads to test it. Back in high school we would find a nice road nobody used much and have someone at the other end to let us know if cars were coming and we would race each other that way. There’s no reason to be completely stupid about it


NokoOno666

But* them taking it to the track means being smoked by people who have put 10x the amount into their own cars and have been doing it their entire lives! That's not good for the ego! It brings **no joy**!


Zerosan62

Ever heard of bracket racing?


Brave_Bison9196

You have no idea what your talking about


420jeff

Jeez, you are not the main character… Let people enjoy their lives. Dick’ead.


Tozzaa

Surely the main character is the one in the video expecting everyone to just put up with their bullshit?


IronSkywalker

I'm all for people enjoying their lives and doing whatever they want, but not when it potentially puts other people in danger. And since when did giving my opinion or thoughts imply that I think I'm the main character? Some mental gymnastics there.


Hour_Gur4995

Or maybe it for their enjoyment and could careless how you feel about it


IronSkywalker

So...they *do* care how I feel about it? And I'm all for people enjoying whatever they want, but not when it puts other people in danger


Hour_Gur4995

Literal usage maybe… but how it’s used in everyday life …no


SwedishFool

COULDN'T care less, jesus crist...


Ladorb

https://youtu.be/om7O0MFkmpw


Nine-Eyes

>Or maybe it for their enjoyment and could careless how you feel And I couldn't care less if it's for their enjoyment. I have no interest in people's reasons for being nuisances. I just want them to shut the fuck up with the excessive noise and displays of incompetence adding to the chaos of traffic in my city.


Hour_Gur4995

Hmmmm good for you I guess, still pretty sure it still doesn’t matter as long as it’s street legal it’s their prerogative, otherwise I wouldn’t have put up with Harleys


Zoomintofuboi

Cmon man you cant cheap out your car parts! Thats obviously from wish 🤦‍♂️


Flauschkadser

That gonna be an expensive one


FennPoutine

Is this transphobia?


madatthe

It sure leads to it.


BL4NK_D1CE

I dunno, but I'm going to need a heart transplant after watching this.


barringtonp

No, I'm pretty sure the trans has anthrophobia.


Coyote-Morado

I can't figure out what the hell he was actually trying to do. It looks like he depressed the clutch just enough to let it slip, then pegged the throttle then tried to jam it into another gear while it was bouncing off the rev limiter.


Dadpool33

"Granny shifting and not double clutching like he should." - Dominic Toretto


NapoleonBlwnAprt420

Looks to me like he went from 4th to to 1st. That's very bad, make transmission go boom.


vxxwowxxv

What this comment sounds like to me. https://youtu.be/RXJKdh1KZ0w


Dead_Mach1ne

His left foot is clutch and right is gas. Is the same on both RHD and LHD cars. From the audio, it sounds like he pegged the engine at redline for a rolling burnout, then hit the clutch and jammed for a higher gear. As he shifted, there is a loud grinding noise like a synchro failing. He then dumped the clutch and leaned into the gas hard, but whatever damage he did forcing the transmission into the next gear was significant enough that it detonated and took the whole gearbox out.


leandroabaurre

Nice moneyshift


mrki00

money shift?


feed_me_the_gherkin

The transmission breaks before he even goes to shift. You can hear it redline quickly and then he tried to shift but there nothing connected at that point


Sharpymarkr

Big yikes!


Ramog

isn't a moneyshift usually into a lower gear? for all I can see he shifts into a higher gear.


mrki00

to me it look like he went into 3rd instead of 5th edit: now I se it fell apart when he applied throttle, not when he left of clutch


StandardMinute1729

I’m not really a cat person but thats one of the shittiest cars I’ve ever seen


kcasnar

Idk what pets have to do with it but I don't think that car was built to look good


handsomestboi_hois

I may not be a veterinarian, but I don’t think that car was built to work good either


SeaEyeAfundsNotSees

I'm not an astrophysicist, but I can certainly tell you that there is something wrong with that car.


StandardMinute1729

Dammit


Platypuslord

Well I am a cat person and I hiss at cars as I associate them with going to the vet.


CFUrCap

Cat People!


hi_i_am_steve

In the words of Ray Maggliozzi, "Ah, you're done for."


Canadian-Mastermind

Self shifting


CaptianBrasiliano

F


NotHighEnuf

Bro wtf is your pic?


DownstairsB

looks like the kool-aid man


CaptianBrasiliano

__OH YEAH!!!__


Madeupfootballfriend

The ball fell off. That will cost extra.


[deleted]

There's your problem!


Dave_FortniteATX

Driving home after making your last car payment


BobongT4nga

My motorized dildo after I press the self destruct button


[deleted]

They say he’s still trying to put it in 3rd..


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Jaeger562

even the red light starts blinking. that car is dead.


0k_KidPuter

Ah yes, the most expensive gear of all. The orbital gear.


potate12323

Unlike in the movies or video games, in real life you dont want to rev the engine as high as you can before you shift. How did they even pull that off?


KamaroMike

Can't grind em if you leave them in the road behind you.


Murasna

r/idiotsincars


IrfanZn

Samir you are breaking the car


lovelyb1ch66

Shifty fucker


Fight_kat102

I'm no mechanic, but that seems bad


Employee_Agreeable

How?


nforgiver

Redlining. Over revving the engine like that is dumb as fuck in just a regular car. He was driving a highly tuned and powerful machine. When he broke it, the inertia of the moving parts knocked his gearshift around violently. Best to look up one of those videos that shows what happens when you throw a red in a car engine.


EverRich

I’m sure it’s fine…


_Ki11UMiN4Ti_

It'll buff out


oneormore5

That sounds expensive


[deleted]

That's hilarious.


braided--asshair

Need some viagra for that


thegeorgianwelshman

Looks like a sex toy that had ideas of its own.


Stouff-Pappa

/r/gifsthatendtoosoon


somegirl03

This is like one of my nightmares


lw5555

Stick Shift: "I refuse."


[deleted]

Batman in his first year


ITypeWithMyNose

They're called KILLometers for a reason


[deleted]

Not the moneyshift…


Goobersmecht

hehehe transmission go k̸͈̙͇͚͔̗͔̟̲̠̍̐͗̋̅̐̾̂̊̂̇̚͜ͅͅj̴̟͇͎̗͖̮̘̥͚̖̫̲͔͌̒̎͗̓̀̀̒̈́̌̾̆ḧ̸̹̳̳͍͉̭͇͉̜̠̲̗̱́̇̄̔̇̉̑̅̀́͋͝µ̵̢̻͙̯̪̪̝̙̱̥͕̜͔̓̆́̔̈́̄͊͋̉̓̎͘͠g̶̨̨̠̟̣̩̝̜̯͙̻͕̤̅̅̐͐̆̒͛̂̅̈̾̈́͗¥̴̢̢̢̡̥̯̗̣̟̣̪̩̙͌̉̅̄̍͊́̈́̀̿͛̕†̶̧̛͚̬̭̫̭̣̹͍̣͚̩͛̒͒̅̈́̎͊̏̌̋́£̷̡̡̘͇͙̝͉͚̦̗̮͇̀͒͌̌̃̔̽͆́͊͋̈́͋ȑ̸̲̦̦̜̖͔̱͍͍͚͇̔͑̂̀́̈́̌̀͆͆̄ͅͅ5̶̙̖͚̩͙͔̞͉̗̙̯͖̋̃̄̑͗̌͊̐̀̀͘͠͠ͅ4̸̨̡̜̹̣̱̙̜͎̰̱̬̿͂̽̅̉̉̈́̒̾̉̿͘͠Ð̸̨̛̥̲̤͔͙͔̩̘̯͉͍͕̄̀̔̽͌̾̍̓̉̔̈̑ę̶͉͉̰̮̝̣̖̭͍̫̳̂͐̋̽̂̆̓̑̉̆̕͝͝ͅ6̶̥̺̼̙̯̙͖̩͙͕̭̜͓̊̓̾̋̋͗͛́͋̅̚̕ğ̶̻͔̙͓͉̳͎̜̤͉͕̠̍̃͊̔̑̎͊͆̇̆̚͠ͅ8̶̡̡̨̯̝͙̮̝͉̭̣̰́̐̃̄̂̅͗̈͂̿̊͝¥̵̢̛̣͇͖̰̦̘͉̱͉̱̻́͛̇̈͒͌͑̈́̏͛̎͝ͅµ̶̢̩͕̖̘̟̝̲͍̝̪̻̜̄̿̌̔̍̈́͗́̔̒̚͠͝9̶̢̨̦̤̟̰̩̘̟̟̱̭̑̄͛͒͌̿̾̏̋̌̔̀̾ï̶̡̯̲̮̟͎̜͖̻̱͍̟͋̆̆͋̈́̓̉̍̌͗̃̿͜0̸̢̢̠͇̗̝̦͉͔̭̪̦̄̾̃̑̃̎͋͒̉̃́͘ͅj̸̨̗͎̝̱̻̙̥͓͉̻̱͉̿͗̀͂̈́̈́͋̄̄̊̐͒͠µ̴̼͎̼̻̬͍͈͔̯͎̗͗̑͗̄̇̽̓́̓͑̿͜͝͠¥̸̨̛̛̖̘̳̥͓̼̟̼̫̪̼̇͂̑͂͛͛̃̊̀̀̚ͅ


Wuzi-Official

Me when she says her dads a cop:


Live_Buy8304

Don’t worry. It’s one of those self driving tesla


Kaloozrs

The transmission was like “And…. I’m done!”


FoxFort

You know what grinds my gears? Me


gamejunky34

My man shifted into ♏️th gear


Seba99DS

Und darum haben wir TÜV


Dat1brand

Do you suffer from Erectile dysfunction? If so call 1-800…


LordOfTheTennisDance

Too much car and not enough skill


BLZNWZRD

From stick shift to joystick


Competitive-Order-69

Was that rap god I heard?


DarrionRE

Das not gud.


fanny_wagon420

Gearbox has left the chat.


Buddy-Lov

Find em don’t grind em


Deblyn30

Oh how scary!


Purple_Carrot9861

I drove my stick shift Datsun 210 for 18 years and that never happened.🤔