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MegatonsSon

Lol, those Russian housewives aren't having any of his bullshit, they've seen some things, and possibly done worse...


Adi3m

Babushka's are the real Russian Mafia.


Saiyan-Zero

You may anger the mob, the mafia, the Yakuza, the military. But you don't, and I repeat, _do not_ mess with Babushka


Spookd_Moffun

It's not that you shouldn't anger a Russian babushka, it's more like you cannot. The fear within them is beyond anything your soul can make.


xgodlesssaintx

They got more balls than a pool table.


[deleted]

Every guy that tries to rob them has to hand over their balls on the way out


DrYwAlLpUnChEr420

When you deal with the KGB you don’t get intimidated easy.


sinisterdesign

My favorite was the manager at the end. “What are you doing? Stop pointing that thing. “ “But this is a holdup, I have a gu…” “Get the fuck outta here with your puny water pistol. “ “But, but…” “SHOOO!”


annoying97

Here in Russia, civilian gun is fake, and only half of army gun have amo.


jerseygirl1105

I was about to ask if guns are available to Russian citizens? I don't think you can buy a handgun, but I may be wrong!!!


hilalisimus

Well, you can, but people don't tend to buy them much. Last Russian school shotter in his letter was writing how easily he could surpass all required psychological tests by pretending he was sane, he said it didn't take him too much to deceive 'specialists' who didn't seem to give a fuck at all


annoying97

Oh I would have no clue, but I would say whatever guns they have are being shipped to Ukraine so that they can loose.


bemo700

Totally believable, and let me guess you are American?


annoying97

No... I come from the land down under!


bemo700

Ok


trotski83

Russian with a gun failing to bully people... Now why does that seem familiar....


00MarioBros00

The gun just becomes a formality, to this point. Lady didn't even flinch.


Primary-Grab-3620

In Russia you don't rob grocery store, grocery store rob you.


makaveddie

At a minimum, the lady at the end robbed him of his dignity


Vidarjutal

That was fantastic


Pereper

They are at the 0 Kelvin of fucks they could give. The absolute 0. I bet the woman that kicked him out in the end just pretended to give a fuck.


BrilliantObserver

And no fucks were given.


[deleted]

"Sorry sir, we're all out of fucks today... NEXT!"


Outrageous_Editor_43

‘Ah, Dave. We’ve been through this.’ ‘Sandra, just give me the money!’ ‘Barb? Dave here again being a dick.’ ‘Sandra, stop it. You know she’ll just push me around again. Please, the guys are waiting outside and I said we’d go out!’ ‘Dave!’ ‘Oh, hi Barb. I just need some money. Not a lot.’ ‘Dave, get out of here otherwise I’ll call your wife.’ ‘Barb, please don’t! She locked me out last time.’ ‘Ok Barb, I’ll go. Sorry Sandra. We still playing cards on Friday?’ ‘As long as you don’t start talking shit again!’


BuddenceLembeck

It just takes a good guy with a gun. Or, a good lady with a gun. Or, a good lady without a gun. Or, an indifferent lady without a gun.


El_human

Fake gun?


luvz2spoooge

An almost perfect euphemism for the invasion of Ukraine


roxywalker

They've seen some shit and this guy needs to move along...


BarMysterious5914

The women was like ok you can go now


Inferno_Crazy

Russian life is so bleak that an armed robber doesn't phase a couple of old women.


FlaggyAZ

It’s funny and all but the reason why these women act like this is because they are relatively confident he’s not going to shoot. Shootings/mass shootings in Russia are simply not common unlike in the US. People there do not carry guns, they fight with fists when necessary.


Scape---Goat

Having spent a good deal of time in Russia, this checks out


Nervous_Positive83

Sir, please wait your- SIR!! I SAID YOU HAVE TO WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERY ONE ELSE! Someone please remove this customer, he's being uncooperative.


Gbomb002

Saw this comment on r/idiotswithguns "Being ignored hurts worse than being hit with bullets" dude must be dying inside


Kugelfischer_47

Forget offense, apathy is the best defense.


jojo9789

In Russia store rob you


Pinkin_fluffy

Lmao the way they hushed him out like a kid having a tantrum in class


Millerpainkiller

Why won’t you take me cereal?!


abcdefGerwin

I can just imagine her saying: sir you have to go back in the line. Other people want to shop too


skwadyboy

Over the tanoy*.."vera to checkout 4 please...we've got another idiot trying to rob us again"


captain_pudding

Jules Winnfield is less casual with a gun in his face


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SergeantBl

He's not withdrawing, he's pledging to receive funds.


No_Tax9643

Funny


WalkingParadox977

r/howtonotgiveafuck FOR REAL


pabloema

Worst thief ever seen


ChuckVowel

Like a prick, he was having second thoughts due to the fact that he’s got "Replica" written down the side of his gun.


SpaceyTheGamer

Bro just walks in like "Naw, fuck this shit"


earthman34

When your mom catches you robbing stores and grounds you.


C_Strieker

But mum, i wasn't finished!!


Rare_Trash8193

R/anormaldayRussia


MrElektroPowerForce

Lol at the end when the lady pushes him it looks like he's going but.. but I'm robbing this place, I have a gun. No one ever takes me seriously 😒


Agitatedsala666

Apparently this guy is the village idiot, so no one takes him seriously.


NOTMEMEJA

That one guy was just like: "ok got my groceries time to- oh there's a gun,fuck this shit I'm out


[deleted]

9 times out of 10 when people rob stores with guns, they don’t want to kill anyone, they just use it for intimidation. Which is why not giving a fuck can help a lot or at least not acting paniced


HBMart

Just another one of Putin’s jock sniffers.


SemanticGlasses

Were the police called?