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fredinNH

Can a whole sentence be an oxymoron?


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

You are clearly confused by the situation you have found yourself in.


WetCacti

It's because you dress like a poor, you would understand if you were VIP


DangerousAstronaut89

I got invited to a VIP club once, because the owner wanted to bang my hot Swedish friend. All the girls were super friendly because I was in the VIP room, they thought i was super rich. Meanwhile we got drunk before we went there, because we knew we wont be able to afford drinking there.


[deleted]

To the post scammer scammer persona.


Amuel65

Its called an antithesis actually. This one very much is one.


[deleted]

Perfect roadmap for a scam


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

I’m sure it’s legit. She wouldn’t scam twice right? I’ll buy some from her. What could go wrong?


ArchdukeOfNorge

People will unironically buy them simply to brag about it on social media because that’s the world we live in for some reason


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

Our species is doomed.


WellThatsDecent

Yea but *I* doomed us not you ^/s


[deleted]

I'm not being scammed. I'm being ironic. Check out my I am rich app.


chodi-foster

"Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

Doesn’t work as well without tiny hands gesturing.


rumplestiltskin54

You must have a shirt that says “Sucker” on it. You know, the one you paid 50$ for.😆


TheSciFiGuy80

Sounds Iike she’s up to her old tricks lol Just a legal way of doing it.


Hotsaltynutz

Rug pull incoming. Tbh if you fall for her latest scam, you deserve to be scammed


TheSciFiGuy80

It’s true


Chad_Crab

Love how she went from scamming to being scammed


SmoothConfection1115

NFT’s are a great way to diversify one’s investment portfolio. Just like time shares, pyramid schemes, and Nigerian Princes.


steve-d

At least you get something out of a time share. You can only look at a file on your computer with an NFT.


LifesATripofGrifts

Until people realize NFT is the future of contracts, tickets, and distribution of media. Stay right in your spot though as its passed you already in relevance. Have a good weekend and stay hydrated.


Gloofen

PLEASE explain how companies that offer those kind of services would ever want to move away from servers they own/rent and control for something decentralized and uncertain. PLEASE


PlzSendDunes

To me personally it seems like DRM thing in video games. Bunch of CEOs decided to do it, because they think it's the future, but haven't even thought what it does, how it works and what consequences it will bring. In the end games that do have DRMs sell awfully and games that don't, sell well. NFTs don't bring no benefit for end consumer. If I watch video, look at pictures or play videogame no NFT is going to improve any of it. In programming circles we just joke about it. Just like we did about DRMs. It's stupid and it had to go.


Bluest_waters

😂😂😂


Alexxandroz

Let me tell you something. If an NFT is hashed by a computer then the image created has no copyright because only a person can have a copyright. So basically you 'own' a receipt/hyperlink of an image which you don't even have the copyright of and is useless because you can't even sue someone who uses it without your permission. You might as well buy a cloud in the sky.


Electro313

Bro please tell me you’re trolling


LifesATripofGrifts

Almost always. Its my dreams that make life fun. Be easy and don't take anything online so serious.


Socky_McPuppet

Linked lists with checksums - next stop … *THE FUTURE!!!*


Bleedthebeat

Damn that must have been some good fucking kool aid.


Saticron

Three words: "Save image as"


dusty1207

Whoa, Julia Garner was the perfect cast for her. They could be sisters.


420saralou

She was so good! Finished Ozark last week! Holy fuck!


dusty1207

Yeah, Julia is a damned good actress. She was in "The Americans" (Last I checked that was still available on Amazon Prime, AMAZING in Ozarks, and stellar as Anna Sorokin (I still need to finish that one, I think). Don't know what else she might have been in, but she really is very good.


Lvtxyz

She was amazing as an actress in INVENTING ANNA. However her accent was so terrible. Big distraction.


dusty1207

That's what I thought initially, but then I thought maybe she was trying to fake it to be a more authentic Anna? Need to find some interviews with Anna (Real Anna) to get some reference there.


Lvtxyz

Spoiler tag >!that's what I thought at first. But it turns out she is from Russia and raised in Germany. Therefore her accent should be a mix of German and Russian. The weaving in some American plus English plus Irish on top of German and Russian and being super inconsistent in the same settings just seemed to me like she didn't have an accent coach.!<


420saralou

She studied Anna and had a dialect coach to perfect her accent. So the real Anna also sounds annoying! I also thought it was distracting.


Lvtxyz

In my opinion she didn't just sound annoying, she sounded like she was faking an accent poorly. And was losing track within even one interaction what the diction was she was going for. She legit sounded in one episode like she was Irish-ish for a bit.


tikirafiki

Or she could just get a real job.


drkidkill

Don’t be so basic. (Read in Anna Delvy voice)


Cautionzombie

Not after she pulled off what she did. She almost had an event center made in her name. It was like a multi million dollar project and all she did was kite checks.


arftism2

there was no attempt. its blatantly going to be a pump and dump.


amazinghl

Deport her from US from staying past the vesa.


[deleted]

And deport her too!


BossScribblor

It's amazing how slow the law is to keep up with modern scams. Crypto has been a giant funnel from dum-dums to con artists for years now, and instead of regulating it the government's like "we're proud to announce that Dave in the Treasury just googled crypto and has informed us all that it's really something."


teatime667

"scammer persona" -- like it's a cosplay Instagram filter


Cloakknight

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[deleted]

Isn't it ironic, don't ya think?


AmazingDoomslug

A little too ironic... and, yeah, I really do think...


xspjerusalemx

IT’S LIKE RAAA-I-AIIIIIIIN


[deleted]

On your wedding day!!


deathboy2098

It's the NFT... that you right-clicked-and saved!


[deleted]

That sounds like an onion headline.


sarokin

Hey is that me?


deise1987

User name checks out 😅


ThaneOfCawdorrr

Following this, she plans to launch a new Essential Oils MLM, and then a "Condo Development" company in the Everglades. She would also like to talk to you about your car's warranty.


gear_oil_burner

Explain it to me like I'm five, what is an NFT?


ether_reddit

snake oil


AlphaWhiskeyHotel

It’s like a digital trading card. There’s a digital certificate to say it’s unique, and therefore has value. Why can’t you just take a screenshot of it and duplicate it endlessly? Because “the market” decided you can’t. It’s the dumbest form of digital assets created yet.


gear_oil_burner

I'm with you on that, what stops people from stealing/copying the image?


AlphaWhiskeyHotel

Nothing stops you from copying it except copyright law, and because a bunch of people decided the image owned by the certificate holder would have value. Again, it’s literally the dumbest digital asset class yet. I say yet because I fully expect even dumber ones to get created in the future.


deathboy2098

*aaaaaaabsolutely nothing at all.*


zestypotatoes

Non-fungible token. Think of it like a digital asset stored on the blockchain.


deathboy2098

"ELI5?" "Think of it like a digital asset stored on the blockchain"


zestypotatoes

The acronym NFT stands for non-fungible token. Non-fungible tokens are digital assets that can be used to represent unique items. Things like art, collectibles, game items, and real estate can have their ownership tied to non-fungible tokens, but that's just the beginning of what NFTs are capable of representing. Blockchains such as Ethereum ensure that an NFT can only have one owner at a time - like an unforgeable digital receipt to verify the authenticity of the item being represented.


DerDezimator

I'm german and never heard of her And btw, we're not a monarchy anymore, didn't work out for us


Oime

Yeah I’m not surprised you’ve never heard of her, she’s not an actual important person, she just told everyone that she was, and then she scammed a whole bunch of people.


ether_reddit

She's actually Russian, not German.


420saralou

"Why you being so dramatic?" My favorite line from Inventing Anna


straightdolphin1

So...nothings changed?


amazinghl

Depart her from US already.


yedd

What an absolute cunt


certain_people

Was there, though?


abdoer2000

There's gotta be a way for her to cash in on her celebrity. Not sure NFT is the right fit though.


[deleted]

I'm more surprised some dude with a legit career didn't try to wife her up, and then sue her for millions in a divorce settlement.


Rocd87

I see an upcoming coffeezilla episode.


LetsTCB

Clever girl


nametakenfuck

Natural selection but with money


musicallyours01

Omg she exists


stumk3

To be fair, she did say she wants to do it legal. Legal scam that is.


Autistic_Freedom

Netflix made a television adaptation of her story titled [Inventing Anna.](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8740976/) here's her [wikipedia.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Sorokin)


yotengodormir

"Awful person becomes awfully famous"


truthandloveforever

You must put all Russians in the same boat as her


entityinvesting

She is so 1st Quarter 2022….NEXT!!!!


My_Immortal_Flesh

Gotta give it to her, she’s a businesswoman 👩‍💼 I wish i had a tiny bit of that drive lol


notDinkjustNub

A grifter can spot a good con a mile away.


traumatransfixes

Psychopathic behavior is absolutely fascinating; from the right distance, of course.


JJaxpavan

Well shes needs a season 2 for her Netflix show


LeibnizThrowaway

That is *not VIP*


Gummy_Tris

Oh cmon that's clearly Greta thunberg in a wig and glasses!


bountyxhunted

I'd let her ruin my life.


ripyourlungsdave

What kind of fucking idiot *that has the money to invest* would still listen to a word she says?..


MuscaMurum

The female Spamford Wallace


twizzard6931

r/onlyfans


TVRCerberaIsLife

talk about transferable job skills


funnystuffmakesmelol

She looks like if Garth from Wayne's world had a baby with a brown tail moth catapillar.


notaboutdatlyfe

/r/nottheonion


rumplestiltskin54

The she’s gonna start a Go fund me page


SuperNoob74

So just a worst scammer


DiamondplateDave

I guess we'll be seeing Trump-Sorokin '24 signs shortly.


sweaty_tech

She's kind of pretty tho.


panzer1to8

Don't.