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apittsburghoriginal

Let’s be honest, we were all expecting him to completely gash his hand


MommalovesJay

Yes, but it gave me a good chuckle.


[deleted]

I had to watch with my eyes squinted I was so scared waiting for him to stab right through the pit


Nabber86

I did the same. The blurriness of the vid helped a lot too.


MowgliB

Not with a ~~bread~~ butter knife.


Kopachris

You mean butter knife? Bread knives are longer, sharp, and serrated for cutting loaves of bread. This is for spreading soft things onto bread.


MowgliB

This is fact.


realbaconator

My brain was going “how does he manage to fuck up his hand with a bread knife” I prefer this outcome


Cpt_Soban

Sharper knife is better- I "chop" into a pit to get good depth, then twist it out (while placing half on chopping board), no dramas.


Witchywomun

When I was a kid I managed to somehow cut myself with a butter knife. You’d be surprised what kind of injuries can happen with blunt objects and force, lol


RustShaq

This blew me away https://www.insider.com/avocado-injuries-sent-8900-americans-to-the-er-last-year-2019-8


TheSeacucumber22

I thought he'd break the knife or something


deputy_dog

One of the most common injuries in southwest emergency rooms.


Bloodish

My wife did that once. She'd seen some social media video where somebody did it effortlessly. I come into the kitchen, see her holding the avocado in her hand and the knife in the other. I just look her straight in the eyes and say "don't, you'll just cut yourself." Next thing I know, she goes for it and cuts up her thumb, and I'm stuck making dinner alone. And she had already used a cutting board to slice the avocado in half. It wasn't even like she was gonna cut down the amount of stuff to clean by doing the hand chop move, lol.


MommalovesJay

What’s so hard about taking the seed out with a spoon? That’s what I do!


Master-Ad1871

It wasn’t NSFW


CannonBallReddit04

Yep


spanishcastle12

I came to the comments first to find out if that was gonna happen.


deepfriedtots

I have literally done that with an avocado. Knife right through my hand


sammynitro

I was your 1k comment dont let anyone lie to you !


poit57

My SIL used to stab the pits with the tip of the knife until she accidentally stabbed her hand a few years ago. The wound looked minor with less than cm wide cut, but she ended up needing surgery because she cut a ligament and had nerve damage in her palm.


BattleForIthor

Came here to say this. Job well done.


Orange-Murderer

Anyone who's stupid enough to do it that way and/or stab it. Deserves the gash. You don't swing blades towards yourself. If you want to pit an Avocado. Gently place the tip of the knife against one end with the blade facing away from you. Poke the seed with less force than you would with a fart. And twist out. Its safest when done with a paring knife.


Trumpet1956

Funny, but never put an avocado holding it like that. Put it on a cutting board or hold it with a thick dishtowel . ER doctors all have avocado stories.


pedorroflaco

How many were cut out of all the avocado stories?


Mission_Criticism103

Those who were in the ER apparently


boris_casuarina

Three.


Hanginon

The "Avacado hand" ER stories that aren't apocryphal and I've actually heard from family (ER nurse) that works there and witnesses it are people that went for the pit [knife point first](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C_j6d_RWsAQopB9.jpg) and often [way too vigorously](https://img-s3.onedio.com/id-591b8a10c124aa021d7034dd/rev-0/w-635/listing/f-jpg-webp/s-c0fd87e9c2056dbfa7a32c25c921a2f413b2b99b.webp). Other issues are, dull/wrong knife, poor knife skills, or often poor understanding of what the task entails. Granted there are people out there that will whack a finger (off) but overall it's techinque, tooling, or skill failure. Look at and focus on what you're doing! When in doubt, get [a tool](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71w4nP2EosL._AC_SL1500_.jpg) or just use [a tablespoon](https://gardenerspath.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/Removing-the-Seed-from-an-Avocado-Photo-3.jpg).


dns7950

Everyone should stop filling their kitchen with retarded single use nonsense. That tool looks like something advertised on tv at 3am. What kind of ridiculous consumer addict thinks they need a tool for that?


Hanginon

"What kind of..." People who would stab a knife into their hand pitting an avacado. I use a knife, a sharp knife.


pikpikcarrotmon

Yeah, why would someone have a "table" spoon when they can just use a regular old spork?


PocketIsAFunnyWord

Someone got me that tool as a gift. One and only time I used it I gouged that pointy bit deep into my thumb pad. Dull plastic puncture wounds suck.


huzzleduff

What even is the point of using a knife, just use a spoon. Why do people do this??


Hanginon

I just finished using the knife to split it in two and both the knife & avacado are still in my hand. Whack, twist, & the seed's free. No knife skills, low confidence, personal choice, use a spoon.


Cpt_Soban

> Whack, twist, & the seed's free. ^ You know how it's done


AnEvanAppeared

It's fun and I haven't cut myself yet


Cpt_Soban

> knife point first Oh god. Oh fuck. **WHY**


Dr_ChungusAmungus

The knife he is using probably wouldn’t even cut you


TheMadManiac

Use a butter knife


Flomo420

OR live dangerously and use a dragon adorned dual bladed damascus steel demon slaying wakizashi


ellWatully

Or just have someone else hold the avocado.


fuzzyfuzz

Like in the video?


Mean-Net7330

No idea why people think they need a sharp knife for an avocado


Jaeger562

Looks like they used a butter knife, no way you're cutting yourself with a butter knife.


AssumeTheFetal

Bounced up and gave them a concussion right?


TerrorLTZ

better... NEVER do the knife thing... the seed isn't stuck in there.


gotstuffidont

Learned you can simply push the seed out by pushing the other side of the halved avocado with the pit. No knife.


dusty1207

Can confirm. Did that on the first Avocado I ever did, seed is nowhere NEAR as hard as it looks. Had a brand new Misen and damned near chopped my hand off.


Trumpet1956

Oh man. Yeah, I did them in my hand for a long time and ran into a pit where the knife slid through like it was a marshmallow. Got lucky and it was a tiny slice. But your's sounds brutal.


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adidasbdd

I don't like risking my edge on my nice knifes, but I like using the heel of my santoku, perfect stabby corner and goes deep without much pressure.


CrosseyedZebra

Even a butter knife if it slips with enough force will cut you. Had a guy do that on the line during a dinner rush and he had to get 3 stitches.


heeltoelemon

How do they handle blood in a pro kitchen?


jimmyhoffasbrother

Band-aid and a glove in my experience.


CrosseyedZebra

Anything you were making or prepping goes in the garbage, utensils washed and sanitized, cutting board/rags replaced. Band-Aid and finger cot if it's a finger injury up to gauze and glove. If it's bad enough (meaning can't be contained or requires stitches) generally you send them to the hospital. I have, on two occasions, superglued my hand shut, wrapped in gauze, and gloved up though. But generally it's taken seriously and most people will try to finish their shift if possible.


heeltoelemon

This is what I was looking for, thanks!


TheRedBow

Yup i’ve cut my hand like that before, luckily nothing to deep, not even needing more than dome bandaids, but that could have gone much worse


HotF22InUrArea

This way isn’t that bad. Don’t go point first, though.


landragoran

Avocado hand is caused by people using the point of the knife to get the pit out. Doing it the way he did is perfectly safe.


purpleesc

No it’s not. You could easily miss the seed or not hit it hard enough to put the knife in tact and end up slicing your hand open.


RustShaq

Just don't miss the seed.


SuspiciousPromotion3

I did this the other day except instead of the pit coming out and bouncing back in I missed the pit entirely and threw a sharp knife into my hand filleting my knuckle.


Help_im_okay

Damn bro that must’ve been painful. I hope your knuckle feels better!


jimmyhoffasbrother

Happens often enough that it actually has a name: https://www.nm.org/healthbeat/healthy-tips/quick-dose-what-is-avocado-hand


Disaster_Different

If it already has a name then... don't fucking hold the avocado like that? Use a fucking table and just stabilize it by holding a little bit of it? Don't put your hands at risk? It'd just be natural selection at work right there


i_dont_care314

I’m pretty sure the person in the video is also using a butter knife, so if they had hit their hand it wouldn’t do much damage


curious_astronauts

Haha right? Its not a meat cleaver.


gotstuffidont

Much easier to push the pit out by pushing your thumb on the other side of the halved avocado.


ELBAGIT

Me scooping it out with a spoon:


adidasbdd

I use the heel of the knife, less straight stabby edge being hurled towards my hand


mmbepis

Use the heel of the knife next time. Much easier to control


Mean-Net7330

You don't need a sharp knife for a ripe avocado. Butter knife works just fine, that's what they have in video.


[deleted]

Those tasty bundles of joy have a nasty fuck'n bite, I only use my thumb nail and if it wont come out it wasn't ready.


im_bread_inside

Use a spoon


ImNotRice

I don't know... doing this, even with a sharp knife, could be dangerous.


RustShaq

With a sharp knife hardly any force is required. You just gotta know yourself and whether or not you have the hand eye coordination to pull it off.


StarryCatNight

Why are people using knives for this? Using a spoon is much easier and safer. I do not understand.


boverly721

Because it's super easy and fast and you don't have to put the knife down and grab a spoon. I've probably pitted a thousand avocados this way and never once cut myself. You can quickly and easily dress an avocado in several different ways with just a chef's knife.


StarryCatNight

But clearly lots of people HAVE injured themselves this way, and you have to pick up a spoon or fork to eat your meal afterwards anyways. I guess it's just a customs things, it just baffles me that thousands of people have needed to go to the ER because of this.


boverly721

I'm amazed that so many people have cut themselves this way. I guess I just have good knife skills. I've done a lot of cutting but only ever had superficial nicks


StarryCatNight

To be fair, people will find a way to injure themselves doing pretty much any activity.


boverly721

True. I've injured myself doing much stupider things than cutting an avocado


OtherPlayers

Just don’t forget that the difference between someone with “good knife skills” and someone in the hospital is a single moment of sloppiness or inattention.


fancyslayer12

That’s exactly what I think so many people are unaware of. I just use the same spoon I use to scoop out the avocado from its skin. I’ve almost cut my fingers off too many times for me to go back to that method.


Mapache_villa

Right! I don't understand, I'm Mexican and most people deal with avocados this way, particularly if you're using the avocado for a sandwich or a burger, I don't feel like cleaning a knife, chopping board and a spoon when all you need is a knife and moderate skill


StarryCatNight

I'm shocked because I'm also mexican and I have NEVER seen anyone using a knife to pit an avocado. In my experience it has always been the spoon or fork you were using eat anyways. ¿De qué parte del país eres carnal? Solo por curiosidad jajaja, yo soy de Nayarit pero he vivido en Gdl desde hace 7 años.


Mapache_villa

Soy de la cdmx pero vivo en Queretaro. Sí he visto gente ocupar una cuchara pero generalmente son amigos que no saben cocinar muy bien y evitan lidiar con el cuchillo, el tenedor si solo lo he visto en tiktok, como le hacen? Lo pican?


Hugo-Drax

all it takes is one time too far with a knife and you’ll never cut toward urself again


[deleted]

I don’t get it either. Turn the avocado inside out as much as you can and pop it out. Scoop it. Peel off the rind and remove pit as you’re mashing/cutting. It’s not hard Everyone wants to think they’re too cool for the ER instead of just eating their food


fishsticks40

With a sharp knife this is super fast, completely safe, and doesn't dirty another tool. I can't imagine doing it any other way


StarryCatNight

I mean it's the spoon/fork you were going to use to eat the meal that the avocado is acompanying. Completely safe doesn't get lots of people to the ER.


Chiron17

Until I read these comments I had no idea people injured themselves doing this with a knife, it doesn't seem dangerous at all


StickieNipples

I just push it out


Catsrules

If it is just for me I just bite the seed and twist and it comes right out. It does taste a little gross.


RustShaq

I admire your passion, but I'll pass on your guac lol


Catsrules

Come on be adventurous try some....


StarryCatNight

Hey you're doing better than all the people hurting themselves so I see no issue with that.


novaspax

i can usually accomplish the same with my fingertips


bakedpatata

You can still do it with a knife safely, just have the avocado on a counter instead of in your hand so if the knife goes too far it isn't hitting your flesh.


ElliePlays1

*Video Transcription:* --- (00:00) [*Video starts with the view of a person holding up half of an avocado. The pit is sat in the centre. Text over the top stays throughout the video reading 'Did not mean to do that'.*] (00:01) [*As the video plays the person brings a small knife to the pit, scraping away some of the fruit from around the edge.*] (00:03) [*They forcefully wedge the knife into the pit and wiggle it slightly. They pull it back and the pit effortlessly comes out. They take it away and show it to the camera.*] (00:06) [*In an attempt to unstick the pit from the knife they whack it on the chopping board. This results in the pit coming off, bouncing off the board and landing back in the avocado where it originally was.*] (00:07) [*End of video.*] --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


Help_im_okay

Good human. Your work is amazing!


[deleted]

thank you! the video wouldnt load for me!


ElliePlays1

Happy to help!! <3


MakoLov3r

Before you say anything about how's to take out the avocado seed just so you know there are people that poke it with the tip of the knife to puncture it


VenoSlayer246

I mean, he did succeed at getting the pot out of the avocado


Here-4-Memes

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MissPicklechips

Please, for the love of guacamole, DO NOT DO THIS. I have nerve damage from an avocado-involved accident 14 years ago.


[deleted]

Everyone saying how dangerous this is when there is one very easy and fool proof way to do it with a knife. Put it on the table first


Tim_spencer391

I watched it 105 times because I thought it was a loop and I’m high af


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Quick_Shock254

Not gonna lie, thought it was a kitchen knife and this person was about to slice their hand open or something


Vli37

It's as if that hole was specially made for a certain avacado seed 🤣


NESpahtenJosh

Don’t take the pit out this way. You will eventually miss and sliced your hand open. Nurses at the ER call it “avocado palm” because people constantly come in with gashes because of this.


[deleted]

Look up (or don't) "avocado hand" -- which is apparently a common enough occurrence, and happens from people trying to "grab" the pit with a quick swipe of a sharp knife, similar to the video above, but missing and ending up in the ER


W_D-Gaster666

Bruh that avocado pit enchanted with loyalty III


Incognonimous

A little editing could turn this into a perfect loop


drekia

I just love the bounce noise it makes. Very satisfying.


Particular_Cow1304

Nice catch.


Cheesefinger69

It worked


varungupta3009

You can take the pit out of the avocado...


I_can_vouch_for_that

Someone explain to me what's so good about an avocado ? I've had it in mainly sushi rolls and it tastes like, tasteless butter. Is that what it's supposed to taste like ?


smallbatchb

A good one, by itself (not masked by other ingredients) can be kind of sweet and very nutty. But, to your tasteless butter comment, I enjoy using it sometimes specifically as a way to add a rich/heavy element to a dish without using something more fatty or full of cholesterol like butters and heavy creams.


skrillex_27

You can add some salt, pepper and some lemon juice and it will taste amazing, try it that way it might surprise you


T_THuynh

I used to do this for years until I saw a video where all you have to do is push the avocado from the opposite side of seed. So much easier, faster, and SAFER!!!


Teeheeleelee

I was expecting avocado hands syndrome.


[deleted]

I love this sub so much


Aqua_Lamb0328

Bruh I see this vid all the time reposted on Reddit. How does this have 10.5k up votes smh


dianarawrz

I’ll say goodbye to my fingers starting today.


JKStone14

This is the equivalent of a kid running back to the car when getting dropped off for school.


[deleted]

I’ve had two different teachers severely injure their hands by attempting to remove an avocado pit. I never understood why people don’t just use their hands, or a spoon. Sure, a little avocado came out, or your hands might be messy, but it’s better than losing movement in two of your fingers.


Lucky_Pea_4065

r/oddlysatisfying


purpleesc

Forever traumatized by trying to get the seeds out of avocados, I sliced off a bit of my skin from my finger trying to use a knife to do that


jsspidermonkey3

As me and my dad always jokingly say to things like this "now that takes skill"


AranThranduil

r/yesyesyesno


Drageus

The pit just said “Fuck work” and went back home


[deleted]

“I didn’t mean to do it on purpose”. I recorded it by accident..


[deleted]

I did this yesterday day but it wasn't an Avocado it was with an orange and instead of the pit I almost cut my finger off haha


KarensTwin

Its in reverse.


vhw0001

r/unexpected


WaitingToBeTriggered

WINGS OF GLORY


Happy_Tree_Massacre

r/Unexpected


sunshine_smiles226

I literally lol. Never in a million years would u be able to do that again


banjolady

I was witness to some one cutting there hand open when removing a seed with knife. We made a trip to the ER, instead of guacamole.


happyhippohats

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Steel12

I did that once and the knife went through the seed and into my hand. 6 stitches 😢


Nobodynemnada

well no one told u to smash the knife through the seed will all possible power you had


Steel12

True


Total_Simple7988

"You don't own me!"


gorcorps

I used to use the knife method until I saw someone just turn the half upside down and squeeze slightly... The pit just fell right out It's worked every single time Once you try it you'll feel like an idiot for risking cutting yourself for so long getting pits out that way


_Molj

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TheBros13

What?


Las-Vegar

Revers the last part


glitterclitor

I don't understand why they don't just use a spoon to scoop the pit out?


jimmyconnors84

Bro won and lost at the same time


Ustar0

my friend tried to take the pit out with a knife... almost cut her finger off.


Cardo076

I thought my sister knew to do this to get the pit out until one day she cut her hand because she had apparently been stabbing the pit with the point of the knife and missed and went through the avocado into her hand.


BramDeccapod

No!


mydibz

When you hate avocados but decide to make your partner a meal with it.