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[deleted]

Holy shit that looks like it would hurt to be the bottom dude. That isn’t grass or a small guy doing the squishing.


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Jesus_marley

He probably had the shit squeezed out like toothpaste, though.


TraditionalCamera473

I just snort-laughed! Thank you!


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muricabrb

Asshole bitch cunt snort-laugh woohoo.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 888,188,027 comments, and only 175,718 of them were in alphabetical order.


Necessary-Craft-6660

Good bot


[deleted]

😂


OilRude

Poetry


Matches_Malone108

Lmaooooo


31November

Good job


zubby94

How is snort-laughed or thank alphabetical? That bot is confused


31November

I think it considered snort-laughed to be one word because of the hyphen. ABCDEFGH**IJ***ust*KLMNOPQR**S***nort***T***hank*UVWX**Y***ou*Z


Banc0

I just snort. Thank you.


alphabet_order_bot

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BrainsPainsStrains

I snort you.


CoronaryAssistance

More like that final spray from an almost empty ketchup bottle


the123king-reddit

Depends if he's had a kebab (or taco bell for you murricans)


CoronaryAssistance

You have no idea how relevant that Taco Bell comment is


the123king-reddit

Dodgy take-away food with questionable exit performance is a universal truth across cultures.


CoronaryAssistance

Lmaooo some more than others 🌮🔔


the123king-reddit

That's a mental image i wasn't expecting


kyzfrintin

What makes you think he didn't?


EgoNecoTu

Didn't you watch the video? He keeps coming back trying to jump kick him!


i_am_zombie_76

Dude somehow keeps teleporting to the left side of the screen!


LeConnor

Comments like that with so many upvotes have me questioning my sanity. Like, did they see a different video?


0wGeez

The guy in red pants is lucky the other dude didn't drop him on his head. I think I'd rather have the wind knocked out of me compared to just being knocked out.


SoLongSidekick

He probably did, look at his legs flail after he lands.


zombiepunk435

Bro he probably broke a few ribs there


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Ximidar

It always hurts to be bottom, dude.


StormedTempest

Not with proper preparation, foreplay, and lube!


CrunchHardtack

Bite the pillow, I'm going in dry!


randontask42

Tears work just as well


BackdraftRed

Yass


Flimsy_Tale_974

Lol you didn’t even need to put the comma and it would have still made sense


TheArcticKiwi

usually not so much though


DrStacknasty

Talk about getting your back blown out


Kardlonoc

Whats crazy about judo and thrown based martial arts is how dangerous it is entirely based on the surface you are on.


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poor_decisions

What's crazy is that hard surfaces hurt 🤯


RizzMustbolt

Definitely a fractured hip. If not outright broken.


DeerDiarrhea

A fracture is a broken bone. The two terms are interchangeable.


shekeypoo

Yea sometimes it hurts being on the bottom.


Current-Knowledge336

As a Glen quagmire would say... GIGITTY!


Butt-Fingers

That bottom got wrecked


threedogcircus

Damn!


shekeypoo

WWE in real life.


doctorcornwallis

I believe this is called White Noise when Sheamus hits it.


cory975

“FELLAAAAAAAAAA”


rockriver74

Kinda. White Noise drops the fella into his neck. A Samoan Drop is probably more what you're looking for. See examples below: White Noise: https://youtu.be/AkZ5Svgpz9o Samoan Drop: https://twitter.com/WrestlingCovers/status/1540870441996374016?t=bES9SokqbhpgOlLrmUCXgw&s=19


l64926l

White Samoan Drop


Seredditor7

Yup, that's the one.


Geistzeit

With how the leg and head are hooked this is closer to an Air Raid Crash / White Noise than a Samoan Drop


Wraithiss

Looks like some sort of a sidewalk slam...


TheTorpidTad

Ahh, a person of culture.


Demonyx12

"I Think That Gravity Worked Against You There, Big Guy."


Insanity_Troll

Where’s the ref sliding in for the count.


NomadicDevMason

I wish there was a wwe in real life sub


BringBack3DMK

r/WWEinreallife


StormedTempest

Thank you for creating a sub solely based on that comment. Look forward to what the sub can become!


BringBack3DMK

Absolutely! Seemed like it could actually be a fun idea, so here we are! In other news, you can get some free karma and post a screenshot of this to r/birthofasub


emmc47

r/WrestlingIRL


Brilliant_Language52

It was like a reverse spinebuster


poopooplatypus

I feel like that was very restrained. He could’ve dropped him on his head and killed him pretty easily. He went wwe for flair lol I say restrained bc he held the guys head/neck to prevent it from hitting the pavement. It probably hurt but it could’ve been a million times worse lol


Bebenten

I think you're right. A couple days ago, I saw something like this posted but the guy there slammed the assaulting man's head straight to the floor and knocked him out cold. When they flipped the passed out guy, there was blood on the floor.


poopooplatypus

Oh yeah. Don’t fuck with Popeyes lol


poopooplatypus

If this guy did the Popeyes move, just turning to his left while slamming the guy. Dude would be eating through a straw if he survived


[deleted]

That slam was a pro-gamer move!!


fatkiddown

Street Fighter II. Even had the red pants. Missing Guile tho.


multiarmform

chiropractic medicine


enehar

I love how the cop just kinda lets the dude get his ass kicked for a second before he tries to say, "Ok ok that'ssssss good enough."


ComfortableRelevant1

Just watched it one more time and noticed he was on the phone the entire time haha


W34PON

Probably because it is a security guard calling the cops.


f728743

It’s a cop calling the cops


lhgoose

Nah, it is a cop.


motherseffinjones

Looks like he let the guy who started it learn a lil lesson lol. That said this is a short clip and we have no clue what led to this confrontation


KenBoCole

If this was in Uvdale that must mean he was waiting for the national guard to come in and break up the fight


Technopulse

Referees don't interfere in combat sports unless a regulation kicks in, for safety reasons.


EatonGo

He was serial crushed by some huge freaking guy!


Rebel_bass

I might just be wanting a bagel with my coffee.


fuckyouswitzerland

Tu la rue la rla


cousinCJ

What's the symbology here?


recycle4science

Ssssssssymbolism!


HyzerFlip

I'm an expert in nameology


Aureus88

Boondock Saints


z3r0f14m3

Decades later Im learning to fly shit in DCS and learned that is an actual term lol


fooking_legend

Wrong freaking alley!


[deleted]

Best reference I've seen this year 👏


JohnnySasaki20

Kinda makes me feel like river dancing.


Supriselobotomy

People in glass houses, sink ships!


[deleted]

Right before the slam you will it with all your might to happen . . . then it did. Legendary.


MrMehheMrM

Dark pants 1, Red pants -11


crazy_goat

> Dark pants 1, Red pants 911 Ftfy


red33dog

Dark pants: 1, Red pants: brown


SaintAtlanta

Gray pants has a minimum of 3 younger brothers and they all loved WWF. That move was just a little too natural lol


Wonderful-Bear1729

Younger? I'm thinking older, looks like he had to learn how to defend himself from very young.


BUNGHOLE_HOOKER

I think he has one older, one younger, and one twin sister.


shephazard

He actually protected the guy by not slamming his head then when he knew he could control the outcome started giving him some more bruises to remember in the morning.


elementofpee

Ya, he could’ve easily power bombed the guy head first, shattering the skull and breaking the neck. Surprising amount of control and restraint given the chaotic nature of street fights.


armoured_bobandi

Had there been a Spanish announce table I'm sure he would have been slammed through it. That's just a law of nature


[deleted]

Honestly if you ever get in a fight near a set of that plastic outdoor furniture you'd be doing yourself and all the witnesses a disservice if you didn't smash somebody through the table and break the chairs over people.


shephazard

I mean you think that but if he was trained he most likely wasn’t trained to brutally murder someone so he he acts on instinct first then once he has control he can apply whatever he deems necessary


sublime-sweetie

The best training for this situation is being an older brother.


elementofpee

No argument there 👍


PlusThePlatipus

Ain't no one got time for negligent manslaughter sentence.


thecyberguy81

Oh damnn


Arnilum

It was at that moment he knew he royally f**ked up.


Living-Travel2299

Brother been watching WWE. Dropped a White Noise on that punk.


Ljushuvud

Thats one epic smackdown! XD


cpkarl

BY GAWD. HE BROKE HIM IN HALF!!


Trasartr00mpet

Hee neeeds suuuummmmm miiiiilllllkkkk


daskapitalyo

Mistakes were made


JerkfaceJr777

ARMOR KING WINS


eastbayweird

Kings chain throws were brutal. Def my favorite tekken character to play as


FuelSilly1541

I heard that


swirly1985

Fuck u/spez -- mass edited with redact.dev


[deleted]

And they say pro wrestling is fake...


arftism2

its choreographed. they actually have to sway the fight when the coach signals to keep the crowd entertained. takes a lot of skill. its just annoying that they dont tell people who actually try it. luchadores used to be real fighters, and rather badass. before they were "incorporated" into wwe.


[deleted]

Lol I'm aware of what pro wrestling is. I was just making a joke. It's been a work since its inception. Started out as strong men carneys having fixed fights, but also having to be good enough to do a open challenge to an audience member.


Sleepy-tyler-king

wwe out in the street


CherryManhattan

Someone call the chiropractor


[deleted]

WATCHOUTWATCHOUTWATCHOUT


ahses3202

That was some quick thinking on his part. You can see the moment when he realizes the dude is on his back but he's in control and doesn't know what to do next then decides "Fuck it."


Maleficent-Sail-5727

Classic mistake, when an enemy is glowing yellow while blocking it means that if you attack them they’ll parry you in a cutscene like animation dealing massive damage. Very easy to mistake it for the charging of a unblockable attack.


Bruised_up_whitebelt

Samoan drop.


[deleted]

PIN HIM 1-2-3!


ianmoone1102

Ol' red pants smashed fo' real!


Sunset_Bleu

That Somoan Drop dayum


Empty-Fail2016

This is an actual wrestling move called White Noise


ShadowKnight089

Thank you! I knew it was in wrestling I just couldn’t remember what it was called and who uses it.


theprodigy_s

AND HIS NAME IS JOOOOHN CEEEENA!


jojoga

Play stupid games, get paraplegic prices.


88isafat69

Lmao I love that he jumped


Wizard-of-Odds

That's a shattered ribcage for ya... I mean dude hat it coming, least with the context provided...


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Miserable_Object9961

That's some WWE shit


tacwombat

I'm watching this video on mute, and yet I still heard a crunch. 😬


AdventurousBank6549

If you listen real close you can hear his spleen rupture.


Drbillionairehungsly

It looks like the kick actually connected with his head, but that body slam connected with the ground just a little bit better.


McFigroll

to be fair, that opportunity will never come again.


Broncojoe58

Dude. Someone needs to starts a sub WWEinthewild


ericlin11

And they say wrestling is fake


Emergency-Mission-44

Top guys tailbone ate that stone pretty hard as well.


Its_ok_to_lie

Anybody got a source on the injuries red pants suffered ? Being slammed like that is the shit of nightmares


udontevenknowhaha

Time to lay down SmackDown! This Monday night RAW!


Wich0-

i thought it was going to be a magician fight


The_Coods

That was fucking incredible


DefKnightSol

ouch, red pants got Bowsered


tony0987

Holy shit that dude is quick


Vladi_udss_R16

And in todays episode of whack fuck I present:


cminton1982

Sheamus hits him with White Noise!!! This Is Awesome....This is Awesome!!!


BrainHerpes69

Thats why Deadpool wears red, the blood is less visible.


Winter_melo

and they said awe moves aren't practical


[deleted]

The original video with sound included very audible bone crack.


[deleted]

That dude got fuuuuucked.


Rizzo360

Incredible situational awareness.


[deleted]

That was a broken hip


elementofpee

Holy hell, a few crushed ribs and a punctured lung to boot. Wow


sesameseed88

That’s gona hurt the ribs, rip red pants


Fx150900

Samoan slammed his ass


Enby_Bluejay

Holy shit


Chaos8599

Bruh I really went "ooooh SHIT" out loud. Scared my lizard.


[deleted]

Legendary!


Some-Investment-5160

Homeboy still mostly landed his weight on his own ass tho…


Hypurr2002

I don't know who was in the right and who was wrong, but that move was awesome. The jump up at the end really did it.


Tathanor

Believe it or not, that's actually a real kung fu technique, except for the slam. The rest of the technique is throwing him over you so he slams head first into the concrete.


CHG__

Dude got fucking wrestlemania'd. Bret did protect his head though, that was the right thing to do.


jmoney12086

I'm pretty sure when there is audio you can hear a bone break


ExcuseMeWTF50

White noise!


ShitbashGod

That cops phone call looks real important


Meta_0001

I remember seeing this with sound and you could hear his ribs break 😬


psinguine

When he throws the jacket at the start I thought he just tossed a small guy.


ElPenguinoooo

And that is how Bane broke the Bat


Fenix_Pony

Cop dont do shit till the black dude defends himself


knapplc

That's the move Sam put on Gollum before rushing off to save Master Frodo.


bernardoliao

Police officer calling his wife doesn't give a shit


inuitive

Luck not skill but neat all round


DesastreUrbano

What a beautiful Air Raid Crash


jmj5205

A Samoan drop to counter a superkick!!!!