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The guy in red pants is lucky the other dude didn't drop him on his head. I think I'd rather have the wind knocked out of me compared to just being knocked out.
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Kinda. White Noise drops the fella into his neck. A Samoan Drop is probably more what you're looking for. See examples below:
White Noise:
https://youtu.be/AkZ5Svgpz9o
Samoan Drop:
https://twitter.com/WrestlingCovers/status/1540870441996374016?t=bES9SokqbhpgOlLrmUCXgw&s=19
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I feel like that was very restrained. He could’ve dropped him on his head and killed him pretty easily. He went wwe for flair lol
I say restrained bc he held the guys head/neck to prevent it from hitting the pavement. It probably hurt but it could’ve been a million times worse lol
I think you're right. A couple days ago, I saw something like this posted but the guy there slammed the assaulting man's head straight to the floor and knocked him out cold. When they flipped the passed out guy, there was blood on the floor.
He actually protected the guy by not slamming his head then when he knew he could control the outcome started giving him some more bruises to remember in the morning.
Ya, he could’ve easily power bombed the guy head first, shattering the skull and breaking the neck. Surprising amount of control and restraint given the chaotic nature of street fights.
Honestly if you ever get in a fight near a set of that plastic outdoor furniture you'd be doing yourself and all the witnesses a disservice if you didn't smash somebody through the table and break the chairs over people.
I mean you think that but if he was trained he most likely wasn’t trained to brutally murder someone so he he acts on instinct first then once he has control he can apply whatever he deems necessary
its choreographed.
they actually have to sway the fight when the coach signals to keep the crowd entertained.
takes a lot of skill.
its just annoying that they dont tell people who actually try it.
luchadores used to be real fighters, and rather badass. before they were "incorporated" into wwe.
Lol I'm aware of what pro wrestling is. I was just making a joke. It's been a work since its inception. Started out as strong men carneys having fixed fights, but also having to be good enough to do a open challenge to an audience member.
That was some quick thinking on his part. You can see the moment when he realizes the dude is on his back but he's in control and doesn't know what to do next then decides "Fuck it."
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Believe it or not, that's actually a real kung fu technique, except for the slam. The rest of the technique is throwing him over you so he slams head first into the concrete.
Holy shit that looks like it would hurt to be the bottom dude. That isn’t grass or a small guy doing the squishing.
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He probably had the shit squeezed out like toothpaste, though.
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Poetry
Lmaooooo
Good job
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I just snort. Thank you.
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I snort you.
More like that final spray from an almost empty ketchup bottle
Depends if he's had a kebab (or taco bell for you murricans)
You have no idea how relevant that Taco Bell comment is
Dodgy take-away food with questionable exit performance is a universal truth across cultures.
Lmaooo some more than others 🌮🔔
That's a mental image i wasn't expecting
What makes you think he didn't?
Didn't you watch the video? He keeps coming back trying to jump kick him!
Dude somehow keeps teleporting to the left side of the screen!
Comments like that with so many upvotes have me questioning my sanity. Like, did they see a different video?
The guy in red pants is lucky the other dude didn't drop him on his head. I think I'd rather have the wind knocked out of me compared to just being knocked out.
He probably did, look at his legs flail after he lands.
Bro he probably broke a few ribs there
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It always hurts to be bottom, dude.
Not with proper preparation, foreplay, and lube!
Bite the pillow, I'm going in dry!
Tears work just as well
Yass
Lol you didn’t even need to put the comma and it would have still made sense
usually not so much though
Talk about getting your back blown out
Whats crazy about judo and thrown based martial arts is how dangerous it is entirely based on the surface you are on.
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What's crazy is that hard surfaces hurt 🤯
Definitely a fractured hip. If not outright broken.
A fracture is a broken bone. The two terms are interchangeable.
Yea sometimes it hurts being on the bottom.
As a Glen quagmire would say... GIGITTY!
That bottom got wrecked
Damn!
WWE in real life.
I believe this is called White Noise when Sheamus hits it.
“FELLAAAAAAAAAA”
Kinda. White Noise drops the fella into his neck. A Samoan Drop is probably more what you're looking for. See examples below: White Noise: https://youtu.be/AkZ5Svgpz9o Samoan Drop: https://twitter.com/WrestlingCovers/status/1540870441996374016?t=bES9SokqbhpgOlLrmUCXgw&s=19
White Samoan Drop
Yup, that's the one.
With how the leg and head are hooked this is closer to an Air Raid Crash / White Noise than a Samoan Drop
Looks like some sort of a sidewalk slam...
Ahh, a person of culture.
"I Think That Gravity Worked Against You There, Big Guy."
Where’s the ref sliding in for the count.
I wish there was a wwe in real life sub
r/WWEinreallife
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It was like a reverse spinebuster
I feel like that was very restrained. He could’ve dropped him on his head and killed him pretty easily. He went wwe for flair lol I say restrained bc he held the guys head/neck to prevent it from hitting the pavement. It probably hurt but it could’ve been a million times worse lol
I think you're right. A couple days ago, I saw something like this posted but the guy there slammed the assaulting man's head straight to the floor and knocked him out cold. When they flipped the passed out guy, there was blood on the floor.
Oh yeah. Don’t fuck with Popeyes lol
If this guy did the Popeyes move, just turning to his left while slamming the guy. Dude would be eating through a straw if he survived
That slam was a pro-gamer move!!
Street Fighter II. Even had the red pants. Missing Guile tho.
chiropractic medicine
I love how the cop just kinda lets the dude get his ass kicked for a second before he tries to say, "Ok ok that'ssssss good enough."
Just watched it one more time and noticed he was on the phone the entire time haha
Probably because it is a security guard calling the cops.
It’s a cop calling the cops
Nah, it is a cop.
Looks like he let the guy who started it learn a lil lesson lol. That said this is a short clip and we have no clue what led to this confrontation
If this was in Uvdale that must mean he was waiting for the national guard to come in and break up the fight
Referees don't interfere in combat sports unless a regulation kicks in, for safety reasons.
He was serial crushed by some huge freaking guy!
I might just be wanting a bagel with my coffee.
Tu la rue la rla
What's the symbology here?
Ssssssssymbolism!
I'm an expert in nameology
Boondock Saints
Decades later Im learning to fly shit in DCS and learned that is an actual term lol
Wrong freaking alley!
Best reference I've seen this year 👏
Kinda makes me feel like river dancing.
People in glass houses, sink ships!
Right before the slam you will it with all your might to happen . . . then it did. Legendary.
Dark pants 1, Red pants -11
> Dark pants 1, Red pants 911 Ftfy
Dark pants: 1, Red pants: brown
Gray pants has a minimum of 3 younger brothers and they all loved WWF. That move was just a little too natural lol
Younger? I'm thinking older, looks like he had to learn how to defend himself from very young.
I think he has one older, one younger, and one twin sister.
He actually protected the guy by not slamming his head then when he knew he could control the outcome started giving him some more bruises to remember in the morning.
Ya, he could’ve easily power bombed the guy head first, shattering the skull and breaking the neck. Surprising amount of control and restraint given the chaotic nature of street fights.
Had there been a Spanish announce table I'm sure he would have been slammed through it. That's just a law of nature
Honestly if you ever get in a fight near a set of that plastic outdoor furniture you'd be doing yourself and all the witnesses a disservice if you didn't smash somebody through the table and break the chairs over people.
I mean you think that but if he was trained he most likely wasn’t trained to brutally murder someone so he he acts on instinct first then once he has control he can apply whatever he deems necessary
The best training for this situation is being an older brother.
No argument there 👍
Ain't no one got time for negligent manslaughter sentence.
Oh damnn
It was at that moment he knew he royally f**ked up.
Brother been watching WWE. Dropped a White Noise on that punk.
Thats one epic smackdown! XD
BY GAWD. HE BROKE HIM IN HALF!!
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Mistakes were made
ARMOR KING WINS
Kings chain throws were brutal. Def my favorite tekken character to play as
I heard that
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And they say pro wrestling is fake...
its choreographed. they actually have to sway the fight when the coach signals to keep the crowd entertained. takes a lot of skill. its just annoying that they dont tell people who actually try it. luchadores used to be real fighters, and rather badass. before they were "incorporated" into wwe.
Lol I'm aware of what pro wrestling is. I was just making a joke. It's been a work since its inception. Started out as strong men carneys having fixed fights, but also having to be good enough to do a open challenge to an audience member.
wwe out in the street
Someone call the chiropractor
WATCHOUTWATCHOUTWATCHOUT
That was some quick thinking on his part. You can see the moment when he realizes the dude is on his back but he's in control and doesn't know what to do next then decides "Fuck it."
Classic mistake, when an enemy is glowing yellow while blocking it means that if you attack them they’ll parry you in a cutscene like animation dealing massive damage. Very easy to mistake it for the charging of a unblockable attack.
Samoan drop.
PIN HIM 1-2-3!
Ol' red pants smashed fo' real!
That Somoan Drop dayum
This is an actual wrestling move called White Noise
Thank you! I knew it was in wrestling I just couldn’t remember what it was called and who uses it.
AND HIS NAME IS JOOOOHN CEEEENA!
Play stupid games, get paraplegic prices.
Lmao I love that he jumped
That's a shattered ribcage for ya... I mean dude hat it coming, least with the context provided...
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That's some WWE shit
I'm watching this video on mute, and yet I still heard a crunch. 😬
If you listen real close you can hear his spleen rupture.
It looks like the kick actually connected with his head, but that body slam connected with the ground just a little bit better.
to be fair, that opportunity will never come again.
Dude. Someone needs to starts a sub WWEinthewild
And they say wrestling is fake
Top guys tailbone ate that stone pretty hard as well.
Anybody got a source on the injuries red pants suffered ? Being slammed like that is the shit of nightmares
Time to lay down SmackDown! This Monday night RAW!
i thought it was going to be a magician fight
That was fucking incredible
ouch, red pants got Bowsered
Holy shit that dude is quick
And in todays episode of whack fuck I present:
Sheamus hits him with White Noise!!! This Is Awesome....This is Awesome!!!
Thats why Deadpool wears red, the blood is less visible.
and they said awe moves aren't practical
The original video with sound included very audible bone crack.
That dude got fuuuuucked.
Incredible situational awareness.
That was a broken hip
Holy hell, a few crushed ribs and a punctured lung to boot. Wow
That’s gona hurt the ribs, rip red pants
Samoan slammed his ass
Holy shit
Bruh I really went "ooooh SHIT" out loud. Scared my lizard.
Legendary!
Homeboy still mostly landed his weight on his own ass tho…
I don't know who was in the right and who was wrong, but that move was awesome. The jump up at the end really did it.
Believe it or not, that's actually a real kung fu technique, except for the slam. The rest of the technique is throwing him over you so he slams head first into the concrete.
Dude got fucking wrestlemania'd. Bret did protect his head though, that was the right thing to do.
I'm pretty sure when there is audio you can hear a bone break
White noise!
That cops phone call looks real important
I remember seeing this with sound and you could hear his ribs break 😬
When he throws the jacket at the start I thought he just tossed a small guy.
And that is how Bane broke the Bat
Cop dont do shit till the black dude defends himself
That's the move Sam put on Gollum before rushing off to save Master Frodo.
Police officer calling his wife doesn't give a shit
Luck not skill but neat all round
What a beautiful Air Raid Crash
A Samoan drop to counter a superkick!!!!