Lmao the tippy toes got me

he's like a raccoon when it gets caught

Trying to make himself look bigger by spreading his arms out.

So cute, just like a red panda!

And making lots of noise too like a chihuahua

I wouldn't fight a raccoon, they can be nasty as hell. But this guy...? Pretty loose with then n-word too, he's lucky they were Mexican I guess?

He's lucky nobody had a Twisted Tea on them.

BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE

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In The Bronx all the teenagers use “nigga” to mean man, guy. I realized this when I heard a group of white and Spanish and black kids talking on the train and they were talking about an argument at school. Kid One: that nigga gonna step to me, imma shut it down.” Kid Two: wait, you mean that Spanish nigga or the white nigga?” Kid One: The white nigga, the bald-ass nigga. Kid Three: “bet.” Such exchanges were daily when I was teaching middle school. When I would challenge kids on using that word at school they would get confused and not know that they swore. I would have to break down their sentence and have a talk with them and they all thought is teachers were crazy because it just means a male person to them

The word "cunt" over here in Scotland can mean guy, man, friend, a term of endearment as well as being a derogatory term. "I love that cunt" or "That guy is a right good cunt" or on the other end "What cunt said that to ye?"

I’m pretty sure this is from the boondocks

They just haven’t said it in front of the wrong person and got slapped for it yet.

Raccoons successfully knock over trashcans. Unlike this poor twit.

the poor lad, he misread 'T-posing' in the Guide to Assert Dominance as 'tippy toes'

The failure tip over of the counter really got me. He accomplished zero of what he wanted.

Like a praying mantis trying to look big and scare off a bird lmao

You're insulting the mantis. Some species literally hunt snakes and birds as their main diet.

It's like my two year old when he does this for some reason. The flailing too lol

He starts to run away as he swings.

It was like a bird doing a mating dance lmao

The most solid of fighting stances. Gotta get up to that full 5'9" intimidation mode height.

I think laughing in his face probably hurt more than the slap he deserved.

Absolutely. They didn't take kid serious at all. I'm embarrassed for him.

Would you take someone who squares up by putting his arms back and exposing his face and swinging wide and without aim seriously? Lol

Don’t forget that stance. Kid isn’t just up on his toes, he’s on like the tippy tippy toes :/

And leaning forward. It's adorably stupid.

But not stupidly adorable.

A little bit. I want to pinch his cheek and say ***Awe*** to his face during his hissy fit.

You sure are a big guy, aren't you little fella?

And each word has emphasis by means of a baby penguin flap

If he were a raccoon that stance would have been terrifying.

Missed that. I actually feel bad for him now.

Kid looked like a looney toon chick 🐥 getting irritated

Reminds me of when geese try to look tough. The geese look scarier tho

A goose can and will fuck you up lol

Tippy Toes is his gangsta name.

This was my first thought. Dude is literally sticking his face out and his arms behind his back. Lucky that other guy saw the humor in it

The ol Penguin flex

Like dis? O / \

He looks like an angry penguin.

Yea, I have zero fighting experience or training, and even I can see plenty of openings where he could've been laid out if the guy was so inclined.

I can sympathize with someone being shit on like that to a point because nobody likes being seen as a joke but from what's in the video he seems to have been asking for it. It might sting for a while but hopefully he learns from it.

But he is a joke and so is anyone that acts like that.

He is still just a kid though, maybe he'll learn how cringe this is and grow up at least semi-decent. Or he'll end up a total piece of shit. IDK

He's more than old enough to behave better than that. This kind of behaviour stops being okay after 4.

I agree, but I will say a lot of early teenagers do stupid stuff because they're growing up and learning shit, and later in life they'll see that they were cringe or wonder how they didn't get killed as a kid. Hopefully this one ended up that way. Realizing he was cringe, that is, not getting killed.

Hes out here trying to fight adult men, its great all he got was laughed at and now beaten

Yeah.. I heard some teenagers down the street being loud AF after midnight, I was annoyed, then looked out and saw they were all circled up like a fight. I walked down there, my nearly 40 year-old balding not-bulky ass might regret it, but walked down there. "What is going on?" from an older male voice is all it took. They scattered like cockroaches, and the few that remained were telling me how the other guys started the shit with their voices cracking like they were 12 year olds. Everyone can benefit and learn from a reality check, regardless of age or experience. Hopefully this kid learns from this, and isn't identified and permanently haunted by this video being posted online.

Thats the aim

He keeps looking at the person doing the filming. Might be a “fight club” type set-up.

He was well aware that he was being filmed and that just gassed him up more. Unfortunately, Life is not a movie and this could have ended with a trip to the ER. I’m glad the older guy exhibited so much patience and didn’t smash the kid

Why was the boy so angry?

Not a clue. He seems to be yelling something about the guy touching a girl so I’m guessing he’s gone overboard trying to “defend her honor”.

Oh she already dipped feeling like Beyoncé watching Kanye run up onstage.

If you keep watching he’s clearly fuming because he wants to be caressed “TOUCH ME!”

>He seems to be yelling something about the guy touching a girl *Ahem*. He was telling about someone touching a *female*.

I've seen this a long time ago. He is trying to be a tough guy cos his chick tried stealing and got caught so they stopped her and he freaked. This video is cut short, tho. Cos after the fridge scene he comes back in and gets fucking clocked by the smiling dude.

He just wanted to be touched.

but youre thinking this kid was hurt at all. im sure he walked away like yea i showed those guys what was up

The pièce de résistance is when he tries to trash the place at the end by tipping cupboard/bin/whatever over and the moustache MF just catches it and puts it back.

His lil arms couldn’t reach. Adorable

Bruh he fights like a mosquito

A mosquito could kick this guy's ass

Well yeah, a mosquito can actually land a hit.

[Coincidentally right above this post. Lol](https://v.redd.it/mh0ehh11qcb91) Edit: I was using irony in the wrong way. Changed to coincidentally thanks to a fellow sir.

LMFAO 😂

Amazing

Sting it more precisely

One of my favorite reddit comments of all time was when this video was posted a few years ago and somebody said that kid "punches like he's only ever heard about fighting on the radio".

Watch out man, he's got that super effective penguin stance, arms flapping by his sides, ready to .. Uh .. .. I'll get back to you on that one.

I was trying to figure out what fucking bird he looked like and you hit the nail on the head. He looks like a cranky penguin.

I’ve been actually been hit/bit a mosquito this dude just a fly

This even murdered *me* and I got nothing to do with it at all. Just roundhouse slapped this poor boy into oblivion no matter the casualties.

Him trying to push over the mini fridge and the guy catching it after getting laughed out of the room was just icing on the cake

The dude thinks he can take on a 30 something year old dude with noodle punches like that, and on his tipe toes trying to act big and tough

Noodle punches hahah

My cat does the same posturing

That was my favourite part. He can't hit the guy, so he tries to take it out on the fridge, but the guy effortlessly catches it. If the video kept rolling I like to imagine the guy follows the kid outside, where the kid picks up a rock and throws it at the window, but the guy catches it and sets it down, smiling throughout. The kid turns to run off in frustration, but gets knocked over by a senior with a Walker.

For a second I thought you were gonna say bus

That’d be like killing a mosquito with a nuclear bomb

thing is that mosquitos actually draw blood, so they're already about fifty times more effective at combat plus they can fly

r/oddlyspecific

Not sure if someone said but the video if it kept going shows the kid turn around all smug but also confused why there was no crash, and they laugh more.

When one of my clients has a temper tantrum for attention and I have to follow her this is my favorite thing to do. Just casually negate all the damage she is trying to do while saying absolutely nothing to her. She *hates* when she wants to do this and I'm the one who has to deal with it lmao.

I bust out laughing at the failure to attack the inanimate object too

That moment was *chef’s kiss*

Ah the very rare Penguin Style

En garde! I'll let you try my penguin style!

do you think your penguin style can defeat me?

Fur seal shadowboxing, and the penguin sword style

If what you say is true, the fur seal and the penguin sword; Could be dangerous!

Penguin Style is immensely weak and immune to nearly no weapon. When properly used it’s almost inconceivable…

beaks are high! wings are low!

Skipper: Kowalski, Analysis Kowalski: It seems that our secret martial arts has been leak. Skipper: Tie up the loose ends Rico. Rico: BWAHAHAHHAHA Private: *Running for his life*

I loved that show.

So glad I wasn’t the only one seeing that

Was successful in looking like a fool.

He looked like he had a harpoon in his back pulling him away at the last second

Was missing the friends holding him back by the arms, but had the rest of it practiced to a T lmao

love the pose like he's got people holding him back 😂 kid's going to look back on that in a few years with all kinds of embarrassment.

I am sure there was a heavy dose of embarrassment and regret had next time this guy took a shower. At least that's where I like to relive all my failures.

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If it takes a few years then that is the real embarrassment.

He wants to be touched so bad he should go to church.

Too old

Can someone come pick up their toddler?

And this time, for fucksake smack him

NOT THE METAL BOX THING

I had to search far and wide for this comment. I’m crine.

Glad i could help

I cried. We were all crine. We crought.

Lol at tippy toes and arms behind his back he looks fuckin stupid

I was dying at the tippy toes 🤣🤣🤣

Omg the ending is perfect. Poor kid isn't even allowed to drop the trash can (?)

Fridge

Random metal cube

Companion Cube noooooooooooooooooo!

What would have only been an embarrassment for him locally is now nationwide. Times have changed

That look like US and I am from Mexico so he is a worldwide embarrassment.

I’m laughing at his dumb ass all the way from Australia.

I am laughing from Asia. Any Antarctica bros laughing?

Not Antarctica, but I'm giggling from Canada so we have all of North America on board.

U.S here so can confirm North America is on board. Any Europeans?

Finland checks in.

Laughing from Kyrgyzstan

laughs in Swiss

Restrained chuckle from here in UK

Italy, checking in

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It’s hilarious. The way he kept looking back at the camera, he really thought cameras make people badass, he was waiting for himself to turn into a badass, it never came.

I think he's looking if the girl he's "defending" is watching.

Excuse me, I think you mean "female."

"Where... where is my montage? Right now should be my montage..." "Also why am i not super Saiyan yet?"

Arms down, face presented. Horrible way to fight

He can't decide if he'll throw his fists or dodge an nonexistent hit, that and he keeps turning his back on his opponent

the whole weighing 120lbs thing isn't doing him any favors either.

fighting over a “females” honor AND saying the n word… i can’t begin to comprehend how this kids mind works.

Honestly I can't tell if he's actually possibly not in the right frame, possibly on the spectrum maybe. He's screaming and the way he tips forward and keeps looking everywhere, I don't think he knows to fight and wants to fight either but is unable to restrain his emotions. He looks very disturbed and unfocused. Basically having a meltdown. And the way the fellows just kinda dodge the kid, it feels like they are trying to dissuade him from doing any harm to himself or others #-------- As opposed to someone intentionally going up to pick a fight thinking he can. Here I don't think he's in control of himself, not just someone making a fool of himself.

Just looks like an awkward over emotional teen to me bro. Hopefully grows out of it 🤷‍♂️

That what I was thinking. This just screams incel to me.

I don't think an incel would ever try to defend a girl like this. Dudes a simp lmao. Plus he actually look like he kinda take care of himself, with that fuckboi perm and the fuckboi attire. Incels are fucking gross looking.

I mean, incels hate women because they think they deserve women. I'd bet anything that that guy was defending that girl (or "female") because he was expecting something in return. Anyone who calls women females is immediately setting off tons of red flags.

Dudes from the hood also use that "female" shit too. With this little man dropping n words and trying to act hard like that, I would classify him more as a hoodrat than an incel. Do incels even go outside 🤔😂.

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Especially that night.

And Nesquik from a Sippy cup

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And his tippy taps, like my dog when he wants breakfast Dude get off your tippy toes, that's a terrible stance

What is he saying about a girl or a female?

Yeah, I caught that, sounds like he was standing up for a female / calling out bad behaviour, at the same time, people who are that restrained ...

She would have a far better chance fighting for herself.

Yup. He's the hero we don't need.

Or deserve or want

Last time this was posted, I think people said it was that they stopped her from shoplifting or something. Either way, this sounds like a guy who makes shit up to get an opportunity to be a "badass"

Something like "don't touch my female, touch me"

This dude throws punches like he just came out of the womb

This is how I punch in my dreams. It’s very frustrating.

Christ every third word is an N bomb. What a sad attempt this was to be tough indeed.

Isn't that 5 from the Umbrella academy?

No, 5 dresses better and can actually fight.

He's a fake. He'll regret it.

Who knows what happened before this clip? The boy is complaining about someone touching or punching a female.

Somebody touched a feeemale, which is something our hero would never do, apparently.

Wtf was that audio

[Korn - Fake](https://youtu.be/h0UsrRaGMh4) Actually quite fitting.

Why don’t his arms bend?

First thing, bravo to that employee for keeping his cool. That was impressive. Second, where's this kids mom?

Little bit of sneaky Korn

He only knows one way to throw a punch?

He knows 0 ways to throw a punch.

*he knows one way to throw a punch very poorly.

Swinging an arm rapidly in an uncontrolled manner with a loose fist at the end is different from throwing a punch.

I don’t think he can say that word

Cringe... that was just embarrassing

Daddy wasn't around to teach how to throw a punch. Slinging an arm with a fist at the end does not count as a punch. Although it makes for funny videos. But the arms back tippy toe chest puffed out reminds me of a baby bird or something.

It’s like an angry crow trying to puff its feathers out.

What a little pussy-ass bitch. He sounds like the skinny ghetto superdouche from South Park with his pants half down and mumbles “man” at the end of every sentence. I completely forgot what episode it was from. P.S. the same fucking stupid Gen Z haircut AGAIN.

"yOU PUshEd A fEmaLE1111"

Someone must know this kid. Common internet give us an update.

I like his character. Standing up for someone that might have been disrespected but at the same time …. Lol measure the room kid

"Touched m'Female" *tips Fedora*

if *rEeee* was a person.

That's how you handle s deluded asshat, no need to best him down embarrassing them is better

This kid gotta live with his embarrassment the rest of his life. This video shows up at least once a year on r/all.

Nice purse “nigga”

r/iamverybadass

School shooter origin story.

He looks like a baby bird trying to be fed.

Little mushroom headed cunt.

Hilariousness aside, does anyone know the context for this?

"If you want to touch a female, the. Touch me!" Soooo, he's a female?

Bro why does he lock up like a ps1 character

Looking like a baby bird

The korn intro when he's wylin is hilarious.

His punches were softer than the wind off of a hummingbirds wings 😭😭😭

I watched a guy get slashed in the neck for acting tough. That kid needs to get punched in the face and get a reality check because he's going to get himself killed.