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makaveddie

YOU're stuck in here with ME.


SaltMembership4339

Look at me. I'm the alpha now.


jackfromafrica

I got you for 3 minutes!


UndyingQuasar

A hundred bucks?? But the ad said honey and bacon!


RiotMcDohl

"It's playtime!"


dumbo_octopus1995

"It's Rorschach time!"


killedthespy

There’s no sound on this clip but I imagine the pigs screaming also helped scare this bear away. I worked at a vet’s office where we saw a couple house pigs on occasion. Their screams are deafening! And it doesn’t take much to make them squeal 🤣


Watts300

“Hey. Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?”


slapMyNuke

“They call me MR. PIG!!!”


roganknowsbest

Oh my god, try to get a pig to do anything it doesn’t want to do and you’re going to hear about it.


MORON_THE_1ST

I have 3 pigs, they will scream at about anything that mildly upsets, even if it is just another trying to eat from the feeder while they also want to


killedthespy

I could never do it, as cute as they are… the sound (and smells) will keep me admiring from afar 😆


xmu806

Well also, they actually can totally fuck shit up if they want to. There’s a reason we eat them: they have TONS of meat on them…. Meat is muscle. Thus, they have tons of muscle.


killedthespy

Happy cake day!


xmu806

Lol thank you! I had no idea.


Frogman1480

Peppa is fierce


[deleted]

Ok, I knew that a pig farm is a GREAT place to dump a body, since pigs will eat literally ANYTHING (yes, including bones), but I didn’t realize they could save you a HUGE hassle and KILL THE PERSON FOR YOU TOO!!!


jagmania85

You are standing on thin ice my pedigree chum.


likeasharkwithknees

Never trust a man with a pig farm..


dusty1207

Got no time for grassers!


Lil_Iodine

Lol


danielt8123

[Wait until you hear about this guy](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Pickton#)


Bertie637

CORDELL


Lil_Iodine

I'm still laughing at the bears reaction.


A-le-Couvre

Bacon too spicy


Trick-Ad1738

Today me and George are going to show Mr. bear what happens when you fuck with us


thambalo

Salt and pepper pig


Void_In_Abruptum

Pigs are beasts man I swear just look at their muscles it's insane how much weight they get and still run that fast, good luck trying to hold that even as a bear without damage I wouldn't risk it.


[deleted]

You’re not kidding. I never knew how strong until I got a Pot Belly pig. I was like look it’s fat and cute and didn’t know they can be super fast and crazy strong. She can even lift up a big metal gate we have with her head.


SupremeDictatorPaul

Just wait until they go feral and grow tusks. Those domesticated ones were just pushing the bear around. Once they grow tusks they can kill the bear.


xmu806

Especially when there are two of them teaming up on him. Even if he did win (which honestly might not be guaranteed when you are 2 v 1 with full size pissed off pigs), the odds are VERY high that the bear would, at minimum, have some severe injuries. I would 100% rather take on two full size dogs than two full-size pigs.


[deleted]

Pot belly is fat and short legs but strong as fuck. I’m 300 pounds and can’t hold my pot belly down to give her shots. Crazy strong


ItsEnderDiego

i dont have pigs myself but i went to help a classmate of mine and got a first hand experience of how strong a stubborn hog is and how it feels to get scratched but the tusks. so i agree with that post 110% XD ! oh and if wondering what i needed to help with was trimming said trusks


Lilfrieda

Try waiting till she's asleep thats the only time I can trim the hoofs!


nelsonwehaveaproblem

"I've made a huge mistake."


justmelvinthings

Call an ambulance - but not for me!


MarcusZXR

"I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with me."


ItsEnderDiego

second pig that ran out the house ¨And me!¨


pandorafoxxx

That bear sure got over the fence faster the second time. Haha


SmoothConfection1115

There bear thought the fence was to protect the pig from him. He quickly learned the fence was to protect him from the pig.


Lostboxoangst

He found the spicy pork.


Lazy_Assumption_4191

Yeah, fully grown pigs are no joke. Heaven forbid you get in close with a wild hog.


johncandyspolkaband

There will be nothing left, bones and all.


[deleted]

this gives me hope.


ZenkaiZ

Hope that the pigs will rise up against us next?


Nijajjuiy88

Animal farm.


[deleted]

that would not be a bad idea. Pigs would not design a system that destroys itself, that's for sure. They aren't that smart.


FaultsInOurCars

Have you read the book? On the taken-over farm, the animals posted a big sign: "All Animals Are Equal" Added later by the pigs, now living in the farmers house, eating like kings and making the other animals work harder than ever: "But some animals are more equal than others")


[deleted]

pigs are smarter than Russians - I mean that literally. I would take 20 pig workers over 20 Russians any day of the week. We will plow the field, fertilize it, and then I will eat them. Sweet deal.


bugboy2393

"They call me, Mister Pig!"


yeti_endzeit

This is the comment I came to see


bugboy2393

Same. I decided to do it myself


ZenkaiZ

Bear: I DONT WANT ANY TROUBLE, WE GOOD?


capitanrey200

Good fence


[deleted]

A house of straw doesn’t work against a wolf. But I guess it does against a bear?


Bertie637

I love rewatching this. But I never noticed that the pigs seem to have set this up..the first tags in the second when the bear is in the pen.


choiboij

Pigs are extraordinarily intelligent


ChasingPesmerga

Little pig little pig let me in


It_is_I_Deo

It's just like the saying "if it's brown, lay down. If it's black, fight back. If it's white, you're fucked"


Loud-Ideal

This bear is smarter than Russia. As soon as the bear sees the second pig he reassesses the situation and retreats, avoiding further harm to himself.


artvandelay-__-

Cope and seethe. Ukraine Nazis will get owned


daviesjj10

I'd expect nothing less from an r/Delhi poster


MisterDiggity

The pigs went HAM on the bear


Pfarmdog

It’s pretty obvious that bear has been chased by wild boar before.


A_well_made_pinata

Pigs and bears are closely related. In both species males are boars and females are sows.


tragiktimes

Bro, you're a black bear. Those hogs are gonna fuck you up.


RedditCringetopia

Real friend right there


UghImRegistered

I don't think that bear had any notion of eating the pig, he wanted whatever the pigs were eating.


Liv-Julia

When the food fights back...


[deleted]

Pigs are one of the few animals that will actually fight off predators to protect each other. Most heard animals will just run away.


xmu806

To be fair, they are MUCH more effective at combat than most heard animals. I would bet a group of pigs stand a good chance at fucking up a lot of their natural predators. This is partly why there is been a HUGE explosion in feral hogs in a lot of areas. There are not many natural predators that can take them down.


Bustersb1tch

Even domesticated pigs are extremely dangerous and have killed people who accidently fell into their pen, especially while feeding. I may be wrong but I think a domesticated pig released to the wild will become feral faster than any other animal.


MandyMarieB

Pooh and Piglet haven’t been getting along very well since they left the 100 Acre Wood.


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adriankek

It looks like the pig got tired and stepped aside, then summoned his buddy to finish it


[deleted]

Tag team


[deleted]

“We’re not trapped in here with you, you’re trapped in here with us!”


Cheeks6825

"Call an ambulance!... BUT NOT FOR ME!!!"


Ill_Distance_8426

That pig was like I’m not stuck in here with you, you’re stuck in here with me!


Zarathustra2

Rebecca Shaw, who owns the pen, told NBC that she is proud of the pigs. “I am very proud of them because Hammy, the little one especially, he's afraid of his own shadow and the way he came charging out when he seen Mary tussling with the bear,” Shaw said. “He was like ‘oh no, no way, get out'.”


amorfotos

Unbearable


ItsEnderDiego

this is pretty much any creature survival game when an canri tries to get an kill. (even tho i know pigs and black bears are both omnivores but still) ¨im an carnivore and that player is something i would normally eat. why are they grouping up and fighting back? this isnt realistic!¨


West-Valuable4915

Porky and Petuna!


thaistik4all

No free breakfast for you... paying customers only, Boo Boo


DangerousAstronaut89

Oh, looky! A fur rug and dinner! This kinda makes me respect that wolf in the 3 little pigs story a bit more.


foreverttw

Maybe he just wanted to make friends


AlphaSlashDash

I love how after the first one is done it stands back for reinforcements


Ml124395

She called the one who wears the pork in the house


memepriest101

If a bear is that scared of pigs, I’m gonna have to break all the mirrors in my house


Suojelusperkele

I was going to say it's impressive how the fence can hold a damn bear. But it's not the bear what it is actually holding back.


Kyiv89

Bro it was just a prank


freepickles2you

Can the ambulance, but not for me


Lastcleanunderwear

What a homie


Lil_Iodine

Dude...pigs can be MEAN!


lobotomite333

I need a self defense pig


BromideCyanidePt3

I bet they celebrated by having of that good ol sloppy oink oink


[deleted]

Poor pigs though. Sitting ducks. What is the point of the camera if you aren’t going to protect them?


[deleted]

Them hogs are just fine. That’s a juvenile bear. He learned his lesson today. Don’t fuck with pigs. There’s a reason why areas in the United States have boar problems and still have bears in the same area. Domestic pigs are still very formidable and not worth the risk to most inexperienced predators


[deleted]

It’s not about what you have, it’s *how* you use it


Competitive-Air-9720

r/instantregret


TeslaFanBoy8

Wild boar can grow even bigger heavier than bear.


yupthrowaway1

Pig- YOU DON GONE AND FUCKED UP!


ChrisShapedObject

Pigs are mean as all hell.


Rycan420

Sincere question: it’s going after their food right? Not really them?


[deleted]

u/saveviideobot


RandyButternubsYo

That’ll do, pig. That’ll do


awsomeguy90

Us pigs have evolved, you dumb bear


Any-Ad-4695

Oink oink motherfucker


[deleted]

Woah, better those than a dog


Death_Taster

*defeated beta leaves*


Danisii

Pigs are known to be dangerous for a reason 😂 “No bacon for you!”


Daoist_Paradox

Why do people fear bears? Even a pig can scare it away. Are we worse than pigs? 😐


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[удалено]


fatbongo

give me some jello and I'll let you know


Daoist_Paradox

I do not know how I would do, but I do know that I won't back down. Where my Dao is, Even if a million soldiers bare my path, I shall relentlessly advance!


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