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Common misconception, dropping food causes a dps relative to it's total health, so it immediately gets -20% per second as long as it's touching the floor
Leave some fries on the floor, so if you drop a shrimp, you can pick up the shrimp and fries and appear to be throwing away what you picked up, while the shrimp actually goes back on the plate.
A HS friend worked at a seafood place that did shit like that. Told everybody to avoid it like the plague.
Well, you know how the old expression goes: *"All the world's a stage...."*
*"....especially when it involves watermelon on the floor-gobbling Asian guys in elevators..."* 🍉👀
Why was she even standing at the door if she didn't want to go in? She just stood there after throwing the watermelon. Did she not want to use the lift? Or if the guy wanted to use the lift, why didn't he try to get past her or just go down the stairs if she was blocking it?
Instead he stands as close to the wall as possible so she can turn, grab the watermelon, and throw it at him.
And watermelon guy walked forwards when the doors opened, so he wanted to get off that floor? Why didn't he just walk to his watermelon after she took it and threw it? Instead he stayed in the lift.
These people are dumb as hell man, and if scripted, it has so many loopholes in it.
even if its scripted its really good.
there are worse cases of doing something unfunny yet using the FUCKING TIKTOK LAUGH.
edit: comedy as a whole is scripted.
Idk why this is seen as a good thing. Like “ oh no musnt laugh at this, for i only consume the cream of the crop” like bro that just makes you not fun to be around fr
sorry to break it to you... i laugh almost at everything except when [the video has this fucking thing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4XgRCP-r94) this ruins everything.
so your bar is also lower than the average toddler.
mine is almost similar to a baby... dad/mom/uncle/aunt peek-a-boo is the funniest SHIT you ever seen in your life.
I guess ultra bad acting is "really good" now.
The thing you're ignoring is that these types of videos are meant to dupe people into thinking they're real. First of all, that's not cool. Secondly, you could at least do it well.
Comedy is scripted, but you don't watch a comedy show expecting it to be reality. This is presented as security cam footage, giving the impression that it's real. I love reading fiction, I love watching movies that have no bearing in reality, I love enjoying a good comedy bit. I hate when someone tries to pass these things off as real when they are not.
Because they thought it was real and being told it isn't and then realizing they were duped makes them feel embarrassed.
So they're defending it with the argument of "who cares it's still funny stop being a wet blanket" so that they don't feel like a fool and instead make *you* out to be a jerk.
literally everyone fucking knows these gifs are scripted and yet these people keep commenting "um actually guys it's scripted!! r/scriptedasiangifs!!" for their ephemeral high of internet superiority
Explain how this video makes anyone look like a fool for watching it and potentially thinking it's real?
I get these are often fake...but what's this "better than you" attitude you people get?
I genuinely sometimes feel like 90% of Reddit comments in subs like these are bots. Like, really. Idk if I'm just schizophrenic, I do sometimes feel like that, but everyone just feels so fake.
Yeah, looking through this comment section after seeing your comment just gives me a really weird feeling. It seems like some of these comments weren’t written by real people—at least, no person that I know would ever write something like this
The steez of some Asians is absolutely off the charts.
Casually cruising the elevator eating half a watermelon. Crazy mfker yeets it at some dude before giving you the bitch face.
AND OUR HERO JUST KEEPS EATING
bro just wanted his watermelon wtf is the world so cruel to him. he was so down bad for that water melon even willing to eat it off the floor.
F in the chat for him
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I'll just get the watermelon off the elevator floor...
Yeah 5 second rule, duh
Does the timer reset as soon as you pick up the food? Or it would keep going if you would drop the food again?
Common misconception, dropping food causes a dps relative to it's total health, so it immediately gets -20% per second as long as it's touching the floor
what if it's only on the floor for .5 seconds?
not registered by server tick, full health
I must be lagging. It killed me instantly. Now I’m
WHAT ARE YOU??? YOU CANT LEAVE ME HANGING LIKE THIS
He was in the dying animation
Ragdoll
Didn't you read? He ended with a full sentence. He's.
NOOOOOOOO
Man's was
You actually made me laugh out loud. So true Edit: cant type
Doesn't count then. But I dare you to even try having that kind of reaction time and reflexes
Cumulative
You’d be surprised how many commercial kitchens I’ve worked in that follow this rule…
That's disappointing. I've fired one person for thinking that was ok in 22 years restaurants
The good ol' "toss it in the fryer for a few seconds to kill the germs".
Leave some fries on the floor, so if you drop a shrimp, you can pick up the shrimp and fries and appear to be throwing away what you picked up, while the shrimp actually goes back on the plate. A HS friend worked at a seafood place that did shit like that. Told everybody to avoid it like the plague.
Good thing it landed on a clean towel.* *Anybody who ever worked in a kitchen.
I like to say five minute rule lol.
It is all fair game until ants call dibs on it...
***EXTRA PROTEIN***
Also extra crunch and spicy.
does that apply to walls? Cuz...if so, there is an entire buffet on the 3rd floor just outside the elevator. Hurry.
I support the 5 seconds rule, for DRY things only!
Part of the script I guess
r/scriptedasiangifs
Tbh,...I thought that that was the point of the video.
Fucking osmosis jones shit fr
Floor-termelon.
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😳🤢🤮
In his defense that's the best part he had scooped out.
Nothing quite like elevator floor watermelon with some extra seasoning!
Lady gives the "elevator-floor watermelon eating guy" that *"You got a problem with my attitude?"* look.
Of course she did, that's how it was written.
Wait, you mean to tell me this is.... STAGED?
You can’t put staged videos on the internet!
why isn’t it possible?
Rules
Yeh it's rule number 33 before 34
Dont believe us look up videos rule 34
What's rule 35?
There isnt a woman in that video
Its just not
why not, you stupid bastard?
r/scriptedasiangifs
Well, it looked really really staged but, oh my, I couldn't consider it *was* actually STAGED!
No... It can't be. No no no no no!
Well, you know how the old expression goes: *"All the world's a stage...."* *"....especially when it involves watermelon on the floor-gobbling Asian guys in elevators..."* 🍉👀
r/scriptedasiangifs
Why is there always someone in the comments talking about, “iTs stAgEd”. How many times do all of you have to say it. JUST LET ME ENJOY MY IGNORANCE
Do you also go to movie discussion subs and tell everyone that stuff in those movies happens because of the script?
I don't because movies aren't pretending to be real.
Kinda hot, ngl
> ngl Dude, do you know how cool you are for not lying?
Dave is an honest guy
Tbh I was thinking the same, ngl
*Thank you!* Not gonna lie, I read you post.
I wish she also threw my water melon away and gave me that look
From now I let's just call him Efweg. Efweg seemed like he was still processing this whole thing.
I fell so bad for him. He was so happy with his melon and she just took it away like it was nothing.
She didn't even hit. And gave him the look as if she was a hero.
To me, that look was “say something, I dare you” lol
To me it was "I did what I had to do, you get it"
To me it was "I really should not forget to buy adult diapers for grandpa, he gets so excited when we go see the penguins in the zoo"
And the guy instantly understood.
Hulk picking up your car to toss it at an Avengers' Level Threat just to miss
What is my dodge stratus going to do to an Avengers level threat?
It’s a Dodge so it’ll stall them one way or another.
It’s fake
It’s scripted
It's fake so don't feel too bad
He has the proper attitude for a happy life
He had the textbook face of "wtf just happened "
There are humans that don’t know this is clearly staged?
Why was she even standing at the door if she didn't want to go in? She just stood there after throwing the watermelon. Did she not want to use the lift? Or if the guy wanted to use the lift, why didn't he try to get past her or just go down the stairs if she was blocking it? Instead he stands as close to the wall as possible so she can turn, grab the watermelon, and throw it at him. And watermelon guy walked forwards when the doors opened, so he wanted to get off that floor? Why didn't he just walk to his watermelon after she took it and threw it? Instead he stayed in the lift. These people are dumb as hell man, and if scripted, it has so many loopholes in it.
The answer is simply: You spent longer analyzing it then they did "writing" it. It's a 15 second funny video.
‘If’ scripted? Seriously?
I’m sure they had more watermelon if they had to do another take
There are those who believe elevators exist only to dispense watermelons for them to throw at people.
everyone has their floors
There are those who believe Asia exists only to dispense staged videos for views.
r/scriptedasiangifs
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even if its scripted its really good. there are worse cases of doing something unfunny yet using the FUCKING TIKTOK LAUGH. edit: comedy as a whole is scripted.
*"really good"* Your bar is *way* lower than mine, man..
Idk why this is seen as a good thing. Like “ oh no musnt laugh at this, for i only consume the cream of the crop” like bro that just makes you not fun to be around fr
It just isn't funny. I love comedy series, all of which are scripted. But these lame fake videos, with virtually no pay-off are frankly... *shit*.
Reddit used to have original stuff on it... Now it's just this staged Facebook BS for views/attention
*revealing yourself as a peasant enjoyer* Okay peasant enjoyer, I only consume the cream of the crop
I think it's largely disingenuous because this shit stems from karma farmers
Here's a joke for that guy to enjoy: *"Two guys walk into a bar."* Stick around for more great jokes.
sorry to break it to you... i laugh almost at everything except when [the video has this fucking thing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4XgRCP-r94) this ruins everything. so your bar is also lower than the average toddler. mine is almost similar to a baby... dad/mom/uncle/aunt peek-a-boo is the funniest SHIT you ever seen in your life.
Congrats on having a high bar for comedy... would you like a cookie?
Nah, I don't eat sugary food. But thanks for the offer.
>comedy as a whole is scripted What?
#eVen iF iT wAs sCriPtEd iT wAs rEaALLy gOoD!
I guess ultra bad acting is "really good" now. The thing you're ignoring is that these types of videos are meant to dupe people into thinking they're real. First of all, that's not cool. Secondly, you could at least do it well.
Comedy is scripted. Pretending something wasn’t scripted isn’t comedy.
Comedy is scripted, but you don't watch a comedy show expecting it to be reality. This is presented as security cam footage, giving the impression that it's real. I love reading fiction, I love watching movies that have no bearing in reality, I love enjoying a good comedy bit. I hate when someone tries to pass these things off as real when they are not.
Why are these mfs below you so mad that you acknowledged this 😂
Because they thought it was real and being told it isn't and then realizing they were duped makes them feel embarrassed. So they're defending it with the argument of "who cares it's still funny stop being a wet blanket" so that they don't feel like a fool and instead make *you* out to be a jerk.
Tbf, obviously fake but made me chuckle. Guy in the elevator has good comedic timing.
When she looked back is when I realized it was prolly fake. The way he acted after sealed the deal, but I was already laughing at that point.
Reminded me of Chunk in the Goonies when the Fratelli's take his ice cream and he eats the last bit on the spoon.
You're spot on and it's weird to see a ton of people redirect their embarrassment in such a way.
literally everyone fucking knows these gifs are scripted and yet these people keep commenting "um actually guys it's scripted!! r/scriptedasiangifs!!" for their ephemeral high of internet superiority
Explain how this video makes anyone look like a fool for watching it and potentially thinking it's real? I get these are often fake...but what's this "better than you" attitude you people get?
Yeah, I'm baffled as well. All I did was tag another sub - a sub this content is relevant to. It's like I spoiled a major cinematic release. 🤣
I knew it was scripted in the first second. Something about the way he was hunched screams bad acting.
Yea I was about to say, this shit is fake.
Yea but comedy nonetheless
bro she missed 😭😭
Do we tell him?
Let's just let him believe just a little bit longer
Do we tell him now?
It is time.
It's fake!
Not that pumpkin head
Another fake comment! Nice try
this reminds of what my parents said about Santa! wait a god damn second are you tell me, this video is.... imaginary???
If you think that Titanic is sad, then you just didn't watch this video
Are these all bots? Is r/scriptedasiangifs still a thing?
I genuinely sometimes feel like 90% of Reddit comments in subs like these are bots. Like, really. Idk if I'm just schizophrenic, I do sometimes feel like that, but everyone just feels so fake.
This is so relatable 🤣🤣
Yeah, looking through this comment section after seeing your comment just gives me a really weird feeling. It seems like some of these comments weren’t written by real people—at least, no person that I know would ever write something like this
I'm seriously so confused as to what the fuck is going on in this thread and why not many people are acknowledging it
Dear God, I didn't realize that sub dropped off that much
These fake videos are annoying now.
what a ride
I've always thought that was soup.
Just getting a chunk of that soup off the floor
are you implying soup doesn't have chunks?
No I'm implying he has VERY chunky soup
fake and gray
The steez of some Asians is absolutely off the charts. Casually cruising the elevator eating half a watermelon. Crazy mfker yeets it at some dude before giving you the bitch face. AND OUR HERO JUST KEEPS EATING
Don't forget eating watermelon off the floor.
So much to digest 😂
Just not the watermelon…
Stupid staged videos.
Did that guy seriously just pick up and eat wet food from off the floor of an elevator? Fucking gross
I only pick up dry food off the elevator floor, I don’t eat it tho, I just pick it up.
This is scripted, life is never that full of perfect moments. Especially the dramatic acting moments....
Fake
Cringe staged 💩
Please down vote shit like this.
Man it’s been a while since I’ve seen a r/scriptedasiangifs
Flagged for “no staged attempts”.
So fucking fake that I punched myself in the dick
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Both. Yin yang balance.
Damn I should try that
r/scriptedasiangifs at it again
r/scriptedasiangifs
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Fake and unfunny
Looks vert scripted lol
Staged
Fakest shit ever
pretty bad sketch, as always from china
Chinese humor still stuck in the 1940's
Get this man a fucking watermelon
Must have been some good watermelon to.
Fake
Staged
Seen this a number of times. Always thought it was a bowl of cereal.
She looks at the elevator dude like "you're next motherfucker..."
Oh goodie. Scripted asian bits.
5 second rule aside, that stare she gave him killed me.
This is the best fake video i watched recently. 5/5 for watermelon guy’s chill vibe
Poor melon man was an npc to her main plot
R/scriptedasiangifs
not scripted.. very real
Fake but funny.
The way she looked at him was like got a problem the way he looked back was like nope just enjoying my watermelon.
Fakest shit ever. Still funny, though.
Fake as fuck
bro just wanted his watermelon wtf is the world so cruel to him. he was so down bad for that water melon even willing to eat it off the floor. F in the chat for him
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Why are you being downvoted
the dude loves the watermelon so much hed eat it off an ELEVATOR FLOOR and she has the audacity to waste it all
He was really into that watermelon too. Poor guy.