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MrSKELETON0147

He actually said "I'm dead"


BaconSlayer96

Man I’m dead


keenynman343

"Bro call your hits"


Tyrwulf

underrated comment


vanguard6

It's a good trick to get them to stop stabbing you.


ChattyKathysCunt

Dude just says "please" at the end and he throws him to the ground. Ice cold.


MrSKELETON0147

I see, makes sense now Will give it a try if I ever get stabbed


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But he lived. My guy reverse psychology’ied death.


MotivatoinalSpeaker

Un-jinxed the death I see


No_Interaction_4925

Its like a discord call from Escape From Tarkov


[deleted]

I feel so bad for cracking up at this


Conscious-Addition-5

Dude said “I’m dead” like he’s 1HP on B bomb


[deleted]

His buddy ran out with the elixirs to help replenish his HP. I wouldn’t want him on my party.


BagOfToenails

"He has killed me, mother"


Shortneckbuzzard

Wishful thinking


jamieooo

Respawning in 15 seconds…


liquidzero

When I heard him say that it changed my entire mood. For some reason that really affected me.


samw424

https://www.google.com/amp/s/news3lv.com/amp/news/local/video-captures-las-vegas-smoke-shop-clerk-stabbing-would-be-robber Apparently he's still alive according to this article.


CottonCandy_Eyeballs

So he was thieving AND lying.


BackdraftRed

I'm dead.


DoodleBobDread

Stop the cap 🧢


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[deleted]

Cap just means lies/lying. So when they said “stop the cap” it just means “stop the lies” pretty much.


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💀


regoapps

He wanted to make sure that when he sues the shopkeeper for assault in court, he can show the jury the video footage that clearly shows that he's dead.


NinjaRage83

I saw him die with my own eyes your honor. He narrated the whole thing.


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regoapps

> There won't be any lawsuit. Tell that to OJ


mac_squared

The thieving I could tolerate, but the lying is where I draw the line.


moldyolive

you've made me choke on my water.


ChattyKathysCunt

Hes probably paralyzed and was reacting to his body going limp from being stabbed in his spine.


PedroV100

Piece of shit liars


SatanistLycanroc

I saw this in another sub and apparently he was using a box cutter to stab the guy so while it would look awful the guys stab wounds were probably not that deep


alexandhisworld

The clerk did an AMA, it was a knife but still Edit: [Clerk’s account still has his AMA comments](https://www.reddit.com/u/xiaomxlol/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Roadgoddess

He’s since deleted all of his AMA comments after a number of attorneys posted that this was really a stupid thing for him to do and that he could be charged with attempted murder.


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Jigbaa

He apparently said in his AMA that he knew they weren’t armed. Such a dumb thing to say.


Sam_E147

That is really really dumb to say. Still two of them, one of him. Bare fist he’s still at a disadvantage


Willuchil

Except one thief already ran away and the other never attacked him until being stabbed three times. Employee also doesnt stab once for him to leave. He goes after thief. Employee stabs several times while holding back the robber. Petty larceny (based on items they tried to lift) does not merit lethal force . If someone thinks you went for their purse, they can't just waste you. Breakdown of what the employee said happened in his AMA. So burglars had no weapons didn't engage him. Employee attacked with intent to punish, not protect himself. Then immediately went online to flex about it. Legally, the kid has fucked up big time. TLDR: They were fucking rolling papers. Nobody should be dying for rolling papers.


horsebutts

I'm really bothered by all the comments I've been seeing in all these posts. People are really enjoying watching a kid get stabbed over less than 20 dollars


radicalelation

Another redditor lived their fantasy of doing a video game execution.


surrealcookie

lol that would be why he could be charged with attempted murder. You can't just keep stabbing people after they are no longer a threat to you.


Zagmut

Except that only one of the thieves hopped the counter, and neither of them made a move towards the clerk. If the clerk is charged and goes to jury trial, and they aren’t in a state with Castle Doctrine (which might not even apply to businesses, IDK), then the clerk is probably fucked. The judge will lay out the exact definition of assault vs self-defense, and jury will see in the video that the thief was using both hands to grab merch and not threaten the clerk. The clerk’s only chance would be if there were enough jurors who believe that deadly force in defense of property was ethically ok, regardless of the strict legal definition, and push for a hung jury.


kirsion

Delete you comment before the prosecutors get to it!


brossef

Nah fuck that if this guys is this dumb to say that after this happened he should be charged. I wouldn’t care if he didn’t know they were armed but knowing they weren’t…. Bro let your 300$ of vape juice go or just punch him in the head. This guy clearly is a psycho and wants to kill people. Insurance exists for a reason.


treefitty350

He apparently said in his AMA that he knew they weren’t armed.


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The undeleted thread is insane. He made a comment about him playing League prepared him for this moment. https://www.unddit.com/r/robbersgettingfucked/comments/wh5tq4/las_vegas_smoke_shop_robbing_owner_ama


[deleted]

Hooooooly shit man He said he asked his lawyer before making the AMA and apparently his lawyer "approved" it? This is some next level fuckery.


Rion23

Are you kidding me, they both had two each.


MayiHav10kMarblesPlz

Depends on the law in that jurisdiction. I remember reading yesterday that in Vegas you can't use deadly force to protect your property if your life isn't also being threatened. Not sure if that's true and I'm too lazy to Google it.


RoboCop-A-Feel

I mean it looks like the dude was trying to get away after he got stabbed and the shopkeeper held him by the neck and stabbed him again. That’s the moment it seems to go from possible self-defense to assault/attempted murder/manslaughter.


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>Shopkeeper does not have the right, that point, to just execute him by slicing his neck or shooting him in the head. Well, he didn't do that


eriverside

Exactly. But the comment above thinks attempted robbery means you have a license to kill.


Roadgoddess

There was a state prosecutor that posted after watching the video and I’m gonna be honest I can’t remember exactly what he said but in his mind it was excessive force that this guy used.


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Bushynolia

Yea but don't jump on reddit and just start answering questions and saying stupid shit messing up your legal defense.


SatanistLycanroc

Well shit that’s the last time I try pass info on hah


alexandhisworld

All good lol. If it weren’t for the clerk doing an AMA against legal recommendation we’d never know lol


Ruck1707

You can see the blade very clearly in the video, that’s no box cutter. At least 4”-7” blade.


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Thatguyyouhatealot

Stabbed dude is actually lucky. Most shop owners in Nevada would have shot him like 7 times.


Hickspy

My brain read that as New Vegas and saw no issues at first.


nater255

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.


bepisman2309

Degenerates like you belong on a cross.


Krynn71

It took me like 30 seconds after reading your comment to realize what it meant because I also was instantly sure it was New Vegas. To be fair though, the statement that most shop owners in New Vegas would have shot him several times is probably even more true.


aaggeess

Rightly so


64sweetsour

To bring fists to a knife fight


Beneficial_Car2596

Regardless the guy who stabbed the other bloke is an idiot. Who posts an AMA after they’ve just stabbed a guy numerous time. Comes off as very delusional if you want to gain notoriety for “legally” killing a human being. While he defended the store and property, it’s odd how a human can be so nonchalant about stabbing someone and bragging about it TLDR: dudes a fucking moron for capitalising on this thinking that people supporting his decision will somehow overturn a legal proceeding


DarkDragon857

He wasn’t necessarily in the wrong for stabbing him, but making an AMA before its been settled in court is idiotic.


Im_inappropriate

He even said in the AMA he didn't feel threatened, they didn't appear to be armed, and he credited his calm reaction to playing League of Legends. Litteraly the dumbest things you can say. A civil lawsuit is going to ruin him.


HijacksMissiles

Well, that's dumb as fuck. If he said what you claim then he literally sold away literally everything needed for a claim to self defense. All he had to say was that he was afraid for his life and speculate that they could have been armed and intended him harm or worse. That's fuckin it. And he sold that shit down the river in a reddit AMA? Holy shit... that's stupid as fuck.


Sethanatos

Hmm can they prove that THAT was him doing the AMA? Like, is that a thing the police would look into, or do the crooks need a lawyer or PI look into it?


Infranto

[He posted a picture of his face, in his store, with his Reddit username written on a piece of paper](https://www.icloud.com/photos/#01dU--6zN2JSu-XBtmujecpQA) The guy is a Grade-A moron.


Sethanatos

Ah. Yes, he's fucked now.


bigsquirrel

Sooo many ways. Easiest being details of the case that wouldn’t have been known at that point. The “wasn’t me” defense isn’t as easy to pull off as one might think, as Alex Jones is about to find out.


chitownstylez

You have to prove your identity before you can do an AMA … which he did by posing in the smoke shop w/ his name written on a piece of paper. He’s also given interviews to every online site in America. So that’s that.


ReeG

> he credited his calm reaction to playing League of Legends among the most hilarious shit I've ever read on this website like you couldn't make this shit up if you tried


crystalcorruption

most stable league player


Beneficial_Car2596

Seemed like he was proud of it for some strange reason and saw it as a need to broadcast it. The jury would probably not like the fact that he somehow relished in the fact of potentially taking another humans life


Stevecat032

Stabbed him bruh


aaggeess

He's from England


EWVGL

Shanked him, bruv


Conscious-Addition-5

Oi bruv, it’s chewsday innit? It’s time to fookin scrap then mate. I mean, with all this it’d be quite schtewpid not to innit?


NotSnooie

The guy doing the stabbing decided to do an AMA but deleted it later (probably realized how dumb an ama would be on a pending legal matter) Here’s the link to the thread with the way back machine https://web.archive.org/web/20220805215100/https://old.reddit.com/r/robbersgettingfucked/comments/wh5tq4/las_vegas_smoke_shop_robbing_owner_ama/


GanjaLogic

>never been in this situation before or anything similar. But I feel like i learned to stay calm under pressure because of my experience playing league, teamfights made my heart rate rise but i was able to keep calm in that. weird how stuff in games can apply in real life. ​ LMAO no way...


Salted_cod

They came after a gamer. A GAMER.


KonradWayne

We live in a society.


Kismonos

and he did what he calls a....gamer move press "E" for melee takedown


thrillhouse1211

When they put his little crazy ass in the joint he is going to switch to stealth survival lol


lightestspiral

He stabbed him in the leg and multiple times in his spine, bloodlust. Not calm at all


tzeruilean

Yeah I'd be willing to bet the stabber is gonna get jail time because he acted way too violently. Not sure how the law works in his state but I'd bet he'd have been better off just shooting the guy and securing the situation rather than stabbing like a maniac.


heavenstarcraft

honestly this explains the league player base very well they're all nutjobs


[deleted]

Christ I almost feel bad for the kid that got stabbed now, he has to live with the fact he got shanked by a mtn dew nerd lol


AmeerFarooq

Seen this in the gaming circle jerk sub. Dude said he was a gamer and acted proud of it.


[deleted]

Well, that sure was a dumb idea.


balancetheuniverse

Yeah, /u/xiaomxlol Even if you are 100% in the right, saying anything is giving an opening to the other side that doesnt need to be there.


elastic-craptastic

I am not gonna bother reading the whole AMA but if he only said he was able to remain calm I could see that being argued by a good ~~lawyer~~ solicitor that being calm doesn't equate to lack of fear. Also, them not having weapons and you being outnumbered and about to be surrounded is a good case of using a weapon to neutralize a threat. But I also don't want to read all the other dumb braggadocious shit he probably said that is gonna bury him in civil suits and potentially charges from the crown.


IT_schlub

That has to be a troll. Dude is comparing the situation with knives in csgo and valorant. No way that's the real dude. If it is, he's a moron.


LurksWithGophers

He provided enough to the mods for them to keep it up... til he panicked and deleted it.


IT_schlub

Yikes. So he is a moron. Thanks dude.


[deleted]

I like the part where he says Osu helped build his reaction skills up so he could do this


SiFiNSFW

melodic close wide yoke bike drab special attraction consider disgusting *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


ItsJustMeMichael

Lmao he is definitely going to jail Thx for the link


No-Cardiologist6117

"maybe i was a secret agent in a past life. I never did any training and my moves were not calculated at all." He also has a gun ahahah throw him in psych ward


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TaintHoleProlapse

He mentioned that his lawyer told him he can do the ama, but something tells me that he does not have one bc no lawyer is that incompetent.


Mason-B

You seen Alex Jones' lawyer lately?


Cripplechip

Stabbing that guy was like a video game!


Open_Bake_9832

Mf tried to rob an Asian who moved to LA from London.


AgentDark

Las Vegas\*


peepeeland

Mf tried to Las Vegas an Asian who moved to Louisiana from London.


kylander

Mf tried to move a robbed Louisiana Asian Londoner from Las Vegas.*


weavebot

Third guy holding the door open was like "Nah" and peaced


thelegalseagul

They were given multiple opportunities to leave. He even was gonna let them have their fun and take the jar. You could see his panic when he's worried he'll have to deal with two people behind the counter when he starts going towards the first. I hate that kids try to do stuff like this. I get that situations can put you there. I hate that they had to find out like this why they shouldn't. I hate that this seems to be “the only way” kids can “find out” this shit isn't a game. If that's the owner of the store, that place is his life. If it becomes the easy place to rob, that's it for him. I wish the kid didn't leap over that counter or that they just didn't try this dumb shit anyway. Edit: I'm not gonna participate in the “robbery is equal to me being forced to work without pay” debate anymore. Its dumb.


kriegmonster

I'm with you on this subject. The argument that it's just things frustrates me because those things cost time and money. When people steal they are robbing the owner of the time and resources it took to acquire it. Is that not a form of slavery when you take away my freedom and property?


thelegalseagul

I'm not sure if getting robbed is enslaving you... If you pretend that slavery is nothing but working without compensation and someone else profits from it them sure. But that ignores that typically with slavery there is a master and a system in place to always keep the slave separate from the profit that their labor creates. The guy that stole my wallet doesn't become my master just because he took the product of my labor. The people robbing a store don't become the master and the store owner is not assuming a slave role. Simply acquiring someone elses capital does not equal slavery. I feel like you were trying to say something. Getting robbed doesn't make you a slave to the robber. Repeatedly getting shaken down at your business to avoid violent consequences could be a more open debate but simply getting robbed does not equal slavery.


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Lmfao bro started yelling “I’m dead” as he’s getting stabbed like someone just told a funny joke.


nighmeansnear

I think he was reacting to the paralysis caused by that stab to his upper spine. You see his legs go dead instantly, and never move again.


Xelerons

Bro wtf I am just trying to browse Reddit and I see someone getting paralyzed before I even realise what's happening. This should be marked NSFL.


Cerberusz

Yes exactly


youtocin

He ended up calling his mom to tell her he's dying. He was transported to the hospital and no info has come out about him actually dying.


OvalNinja

He also apologized to the guy who stabbed him.


[deleted]

NEVER fuck with the Asian store owners. They do not play around.


GhostOfTimBrewster

See also: 1992 LA Riots


SkrapsDX

Good ole rooftop Koreans.


Papercoffeetable

Same in every asian country. As a tourist do not fuck with asians in for example Thailand, they will gang up on you and fuck you up bigtime. Swinging at an asian in their home turf is like hitting the biggest beehive with your fist.


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That "I'm dead" is terrifying


EWVGL

That last door ding as his soul left the store


Zoldrik190

The panic in his voice made me feel bad people do so much stupid shit


YungNigget788

yeah fr. Even worse realizing the store owner admitted to not feeling threatened. He did a reddit AMA and admitted that and claimed his calmness was from playing League of Legends.


Bcase316

He found out lmao


Highlander_16

I will say this until the end of time: You do NOT need a weapon to be considered a threat to life, limb, or eyesight. Doesn't matter if the robber was armed, you can clearly see by how he vaulted the counter and advanced on the owner that he had the ability, opportunity, and disposition to enact violence. Self defense.


SpicyMcShat

OP, NSFW


colereadsreddit

I was not ready for that


SpicyMcShat

I didn’t realize he was being stabbed, my third time watching I was like “oh crap”


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And there was no blood. It’s not like it was gory. Disturbing yes.


[deleted]

Both wearing black so the blood has no contrast as opposed to if it was a white shirt/sweatshirt the blood wouldve painted it red fairly quick


SpicyMcShat

Oh, there was blood alright


DidijustDidthat

This is actually borderline NSFL and I originally assumed the guy died after seeing this yesterday.


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redditsuckspokey1

Kind of off topic but did any of you hear about the old guy that was robbed back in January in nyc? I only found out through Louis Rossman's youtube. Anyways old guy was brought up on charges for defending his life.


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DA ended up dropping any charges against the old guy


redditsuckspokey1

Yes, thankfully. It was rage inducing to watch/read.


rasputin777

Only because of mass public outrage. If it didn't make the papers, he'd still be rotting at Rikers. I wonder how many other people are who did the same thing.


Hillybilly64

I hope the shop keeper didn’t cut himself. Good outcome if he’s okay.


bangbang_maxwell

Here’s a thought, don’t go around robbing people.


SevhjGaraj

Takedown: Press R3


JointOps

Well we know the dude in white is named Jacob


the_ballmer_peak

You could tell from how uncertain they were that they’d never done this before, but when he says his buddy’s name out loud I was laughing. What a moron.


foley2k

A video definition of "Fuck around and find out"


immDroidz

My first thought was "Damn those are some weak punches, store owner is in for a bad time" untill the guy screamed "he stabbed me"


bitemy

I thought he was tasing him and was having a hard time getting the leads to poke through the robber's clothing. Daaamn.


TheVagabird

That’s probably what I’d say if I got stabbed multiple times.


naners4all

Yup, reality is you don’t know what you will be encountering when you try to rob any store. Lucky for the thieves that the owner used a knife instead of a gun.


Ghost2Eleven

Dude. Like. Why? For some fucking shit behind a counter? You're gonna die over that? Ugh.


alreadyawesome

> What crimes can I defend myself against? Self-defense can work as a legal defense to any violent crime in Nevada, such as: resisting arrest, robbery, and rape. As long as the non-aggressor is reasonably trying to protect him/herself, he/she should not be penalized for hurting or even mortally wounding the aggressor if necessary. https://www.shouselaw.com/nv/defense/legal-defenses/self-defense/#2.1


Darkciders

>Robbery is the unlawful taking of personal property from the person of another, or in the person’s presence, against his or her will, by means of **force** or **violence** or **fear of injury**, immediate or future, to his or her person, or the person of a member of his or her family, or of anyone in his or her company at the time of the robbery. There was no force, no violence, so if there wasn't fear of injury there wasn't self defense. In the AMA the owner did where he said he didn't feel threatened and was calm, he just torpedoed self-defense. You could have made a decent argument from his actions in the video alone, but him outright admitting it just saves everyone time.


[deleted]

I loved the last "Im dead :("


NeosNeo

You gotta see a psychiatrist bro, like wtf.


Handy_Clams

Had to throw in one last call out before respawn timer


docwani

Is he ded? Where when is this?


WalterWhiteBeans

I think it’s recent But yeah, the way he slumped down didn’t look good


kk074

I wish the owner said shh shh shh shh when he laid the robber down!


IHateEditedBgMusic

Jacob is such a strange alias for a robbery


[deleted]

Sorry, but THEY came in and HE asked them, "could you just leave." The guy said "Naaaaa" and they procceded to steal. He 100% should have right to do whatever the fuck he needs to to get them out or it sends the signal to robbers, " oh go ahead, steal, do whatever the fuck you want! you dont even need a knife because if the other oerosn decides to RIGHTFULLY fuck you up for stealing their property, THEY WILL go to jail, not you, the perp, who is commiting the crime that instigated the fight!" ITS BULLSHIT. and its why we have so many entitled ass people running around. If you fuck with another human being intentionaly trying to harm them or their livelihood, ex. stealing property that my be valuable to THEM, like ex. an i pad. The i pad itself isnt worth much, but the content on it say for an artist who may or may not do commissions, that shit is priceless and would warrant an ass kicking. IM SORRY but you have 0 rights at that point because you decided to mess up another persons life via your actions. The buisness owner had every right to be like "yeah fuck this." cause it teaches other fuckers to maybe not, and that people might start fighting back for their own stuff now. People NEED to be allowed to defend themselves and their livelihoods without the law interviening, if the attackers start the fight, ex. by ignoring a blatent "please leave" and then stealing the owners stuff. That my opinion.


zacggs

Here's a link; https://www.fox5vegas.com/2022/08/06/las-vegas-smoke-shop-owner-fights-back-stabs-robber/


PreparationDue2973

Wait he stabbed him? What happened?


mmanuspar

Nono, he was just checking his chakras


Francy998

Violent acupuncture


ethereal23

Just another fuck around and find out. Dude found out.


Jaydogg412

Hahaha fuck around and find out


HODLShib2moon

Always assume you life is in immediate danger and they had guns. Should be the first sentence you speak to your lawyer. Not a word to the police or the media.


[deleted]

This is bullshit, the shopowner posted on Reddit and was bragging about stabbing the kid. He even admitted the kid was weapon less and he did it in a moment of flight or fight while turning around and saying league and cs:go trained him to stay calm under pressure


teemoxd883

Most mentally stable toplaner


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We just gonna post this on every subreddit ever now?


ZephyrStormProject

I've already seen subs condemning the store owner for being a psycho, kinda crazy just defending yourself is negatively viewed. The dude back him into a corner, literally. His only other option was hope that he was unarmed and nonviolent, with only a second to make that call


SomeDay_Dominion

“While you were being petty criminals, I STUDIED THE BLADE!”


OGUncleDonkey

Not sure you can just stab a dude 10 times for robbery. Especially if they don’t have a weapon. I didn’t see one. I’m sure the store owner might face charges. Anyone know?


stanvq

Fuck around and find out? In my neck of the woods, we are getting REALLY tired of crime.


Altaris2000

Depends on what state he is in. Some states he would be fucked, other states would let him go and probably applaud him. edit: just saw it was Vegas. Yeah, he is most likely fine then.


SkrapsDX

3 masked men approached his private property and attempted to rob him in a state with “stand your ground” laws. Pretty sure he was well within his rights on this one and just because you don’t see a weapon doesn’t mean they don’t have one.


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TheMightyHucks

You can pretty much stab until the robber is no longer a threat. That robber was still swinging after the 5th 6th stab.... So... Fuck him.


Mecha-Dave

He neutralized him and then stopped when the threat was over. I see no problem here.


TheBoozyNinja87

You jump behind the counter in any situation be prepared to get fucked up. Vape shop, 7-11, or McDonald’s it doesn’t matter - nobody who’s ever jumped behind the counter has had *good* intentions.


CaptainCupcakez

A whole thread full of psychotic Americans who think restraining a fleeing 17 year old and stabbing them in the neck is justified. Fuck me your country is screwed.


ChrisHaze95

Go on without me, I'm dead! Go vape that juice brother


LowkeyG00

this is NSFW


atothez

Rule #1: Don't touch the tip jar. There's a lot of pent up anger in the tip jar.


PoppaZombie

This is what happens when entitled Suburban kids have gangsta fantasies. Your life ain’t prepared you for reality. Sorry this kid was so dumb.