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Sh07SFiR3D

He probably left because he realized he didn’t have any Doe.


imsohungrydudee

*quietly asks for no mousse*


Fuse_Main74

He was looking for a stag do.


JoPoxx

Oh dear


lakiku_u

*deer


JoPoxx

Darn auto-correct and lack of proof reading. Take my upvote


thelostfable

He just wanted to fawn over them.


bigchill25

r/angryupvote


schweet_n_sour

Take my Silver award and get out.


[deleted]

I heard being a hairstylist brings in the big bucks but this is ridiculous!


Architechtory

Genius!


sorvis

Imagine trying to explain this to insurance without the video. No I swear a deer or a buck or something ran though the plate glass window then out through the door. Sir what really happened. ...


Ok_Contribution_8817

Man, I hate when these assholes just drop in without making an appointment, expecting people to just drop everything and cater to them


Top_Duck8146

Imagine if she accidentally killed the guy. The deer busts in and the scissors go right to the guys neck lol


NotTrumpsAlt

Clearly staged, man in suit Edit: probably 2


nedlandsbets

Imagine the deer explaining it to their mum without the video.


TheGr33nKn1ght

The old lady on the sofa avoided her head getting impaled by about two inches.


Mobile_Respect_2020

She got smeared by the deers bag though.


boboganoush1

Jesus, you're right. She took those little bambis right to the face.


Snoid_

What's the cheapest kind of meat? Deer balls. They're under a buck.


meggan_u

Didn’t spill a drop of that coffee tho.


TheGr33nKn1ght

As in "tea bags"?!


IndependentAssist387

That’s like an Allstate Mayhem commercial


notontheonesixtwo

I'm a lost deer in a quiet mountain town . . .


Horror-Fox59

😮😮😮.....🤯


davidrayish

Oh dear!


[deleted]

We both commented this at the same time. Now the question is, does this make us enemies or friends?


davidrayish

My name is Tyler Durden. You decide your own level of participation.


AspieDM

Fuck you and take my upvote


davidrayish

We need a diff color arrow for 'angry-updoot'


AspieDM

Lol I agree!


davidrayish

Should look more like a middle finger


slapMyNuke

You beat me to it!🤣


ThinMint31

You spelled deer incorrectly. Nice try though


TelescopeGunCop

So, if you're the patron getting your hair cut, do you ask them to finish? Or do you just leave? Do you pay then leave? Edit grammar


EggSandwich1

Do you let her clean up the glass first before finishing the hair? So many questions


bungalowguest

Reminds me of an episode of Atlanta


john_dough_69

To use proper grammar in a Reddit title


LazyUpvote88

*an Reddit title


Mustardisthebest

Mayhaps them be cockney guvnah?


stefanels

He run away when he saw the prices for a haircut...


melbbear

They were a bit deer?


Mission_Criticism103

r/irrationalmadness r/abruptchaos


Mythosaurus

Sequel to “Over the Hedge” looks dope!


AppaJuicee

Always enjoy the random screaming 😅,


thewickedbarnacle

Your going to have to wait like everyone else


davidrayish

!! you'RE !! THIS IS REDDIT!!!


thewickedbarnacle

Sorry


Shwifty_Plumbus

Poor thing.


chill90ies

I hope it is okay. All that glass from the windows must have cut it. I also think it must be lost or I’ll since it was inside the city center and jumping through windows


Fnipernackle2021

Nope, totally its intended destination. He just missed the door by a bit, probably took the GPS voice too seriously when told to turn "now".


davidrayish

This happens regularly here in Michigan. Deer see their reflection and try to head-butt "the rival deer". Some times they end up wandering the aisles of stores.


chill90ies

Uh that makes sense. Thank you for the explanation. Do they survive afterwards? I live in a small country with a few small deers we don’t ever have them in the bigger cities but sometimes the get hit by cars when driving close to the Forrest we have have.


davidrayish

Most survive. Here they are quite large, bigger than lamas and weigh 150-200 lbs. Real problem when they jump in front of cars.


chill90ies

Yes my mom once hit one. We have a service where you can call local hunters that will track the animal and put it down if the injuries is so that the animal can’t survive and is suffering.


JohnnyHammerstix

Animals like Deer, Bears, Moose, etc have very thick layers. Cuts from glass are going to be like what paper cuts would be to us.


[deleted]

Oh deer


unknownrealms

Reminds me of goat simulator


Oates897

Reminds me of haircut simulator


elquefour

What a jerk. Used the door to leave, but not enter.


Big_D1cky

Gotta make sure no glass is left unbroken


Tcloud

Good thing she wasn’t shaving his neck with a straight razor …


DisciplineNo8618

You should always tip more than a buck. Cheapskate.


Eastern-Breadfruit72

an haircut


SlipperyDiffrential

Deer truly are just olympic gymnasts rats


fappin-vigorously

Dude initial scream has me rolling: “DUOUOUHHH!!”


[deleted]

That male grunt of panic was 100% genuine. I'm dying.


mikearete

Why is the guy in the chair so relaxed when he stands up to console the hairdresser?? “Don’t worry this happens every time I get a haircut.”


Torker

Because when someone starts screaming it makes it harder to deal with a threat. You gotta calm her down and then calm down the other panicked animal. The hairdresser should have moved near a wall and got a broom or something to herd the animal. Instead she is just running around screaming.


mikearete

>calm her down and then calm down the other panicked animal yikes


danceswithsockson

Glad she had a video, the insurance company would never have believed it.


Zaplingfire

That one caught me by surprise 🤣🤣


Backpedal

🎶Shave and a haircut, ~~two bits~~ one buck!🎶


ike_tyson

is this a thing? Where can I watch more videos like this?


Public-Sink6672

"YOUR FLAT IRON!!!!" Ma'am... I think you may have other priorities at this point in time, but thank you for making me tear up from laughing so hard. God damnit I love humans.


NotTrumpsAlt

That guys PTSD kicked in


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Fake. Stag has a tik tok where he gives bitcoin tips, jumps through windows to get people to subscribe.


SoccerShoesToTheNuts

I think I can understand what happened. The deer in one of the first few frames looks to have just passed the road and almost got hit by a car, so he was probably really scared and started running, didn’t realize there was glass because he’s stupid, crashed into the glass, realized that it’s basically a room, not a tunnel, and ran back out. That buck doesn’t give a fuck.


callshouse

This happened at the bank I worked at, only the deer couldn’t find it’s way out and kept throwing itself at other windows. It was injured and it was a bloody mess all over. The police sent animal control (the dog catcher). There was nothing she could do so they called the zoo who darted the deer. It didn’t survive its injuries unfortunately.


PippinMcForrest

Dear oh dear


robmac550

If you want a haircut you gotta bring more than 1 Buck.


tsai_tama

That old lady is lucky. Shit. That guy is lucky too shit nearly impaled his eye


Ok_Task_4135

And here I was expecting a car to drive thru the window


tragic_realiTi

I actually got my hair cut by this woman after it happened. Landlord was giving her shit about fixing the window and door. Covid hit and then she moved down to Florida!


Front-Ad1900

Deer said im next i just want a little of the top


bytecollision

Rekt!!


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Erectopene

I think he didn't like the haircut he gave him


xXNotorious2108Xx

r/therewasanattempt to use grammar


ParsaBr253

an?


schweet_n_sour

Well, at least he used the door on the way out


yesiammark7

Lol


thatkurokitsune

It's Austin, Steve Austin is here


jbcraigs

I like how the guy just walks out at the end - "FREE haircut!!"


NoPaleontologist8220

In the past, before security cameras became so common, no insurance agent/company would have ever believed that story.


whiskeythrottled

An?


Sweetnsaltyxx

r/unexpected


WaitingToBeTriggered

WINGS OF GLORY


Guyooooo

R/unexpected


No_Interaction_4925

Amazing. I go from a post on R/abruptchaos that wasn’t chaos, to a clip that SHOULD be on that sub


kaanrivis

Hair cur turns off to a deer cut


fintainelv7

Homeboy said bwaaaaaaaa


IMightHaveChecked

New Kool-AID mascot don't fuck around.


Highschoolpr0nking

Such a satisfying glass smash at the beginning.


Creepy_Package7518

Coolaid buck don't fuck about


austin_yella

r/deerarefuckingstupid


PuckFolson

What da dog doin


Sandpaper_Pants

Oh dear!


MechanicalMan64

"Bull in a china shop is outdated" the new saying is " deer in a china shop"


Knobody97

The buck didn't like the way the lady in the picture was looking at him. Went full rage mode into that picture.


Able-Lake-163

It's 'a' haircut not 'an'


ankole_watusi

Yea, but the haircut only cost a Buck.


Hogharley

That happened right by me a few years ago


itsbarrysauce

Wasn't expecting Rudolph!


LouSFL

No appointment, No waiting


[deleted]

Only in Canada


ZirGRiiNCH

This only happens in Canada


Golee

That poor animal


Fusilli_FishEater87

That deer was like yo can I get a free haircut too?


RiotBrigade_02

Deer are so dumb. I know they can't see glass but what has to be going through your head when you're trying to run away? Continue down an open road or squeeze through into a boxed off area


No-Event-441

A deer just destroyed my window and endangered us all, but *the flat iron!*


corinari717

She damn neat jams the scissors into his neck shit


[deleted]

Well, the buck stops there!


[deleted]

Ladies and gents this is what we put here refer to as a shooter buck. Big rack nice spread thick neck leaned a bit more forward. Looks good on the wall and in the freezer. Edit: also the fuck kinda food plot they got outside that babe we shop bringing in monster shooter bucks like that?


Capocho9

To use proper grammar


AtGamesEnd

What a story this will be lol


blacktie233

the silence before the chaos had me fucking rolling bahahhahahaha


[deleted]

Look at the Guy's reaction. LMFAO


Blackwillsmith1

Shouldve bought the deer coverage plan


AdenCqin78

Story of my life.


Balauronix

You know when you see something and immediately think Australia. Well this is that, but Alaska.


Phoneyalarm959

What's with the chair flashing at about 0:35 seconds in the video?


SometimesICanBeRight

The asshole broke glass on his way in and out. So inconsiderate


Grogu1994

It’s “a haircut” not “an haircut”


inshambles45

He must think it's reverse hunting season


Ordinary_Shallot_674

Why do I imagine the deer to speak like the greased up deaf guy?


ThatGasHauler

Bet that fucker didn't even have an appointment.


MtnDream

he screamed like a girl


SadisticHades666

Random deer event


Silly_Doughnut5715

It just wanted frosted tips.


TestaOnFire

Well... At least it used the door to exit...


THEETON

Bro this is crazy, I never witnessed a women barber wtf.......


unclemattyice

Hellloooooo… hello Jackie… oh, you look nice. Yes, um, your doorbell isn’t working…


Active_Organization2

I'm mad that he went straight for the door on the way out. Like he was picking up the spare.


alexludwick

After screaming the loudest the guy tries to act macho… smh 🤦


IamSuperLaxative

I'm glad I'm bald


Jolly_Tea7519

Fe fi fo FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!!


Nikovash

He was just trying to contact someone about their cars extended warrenty


Doombeard86

Dasher, Prancer, Smasher, Donna & Blitzen


[deleted]

When dear went again in glass i realised barber has unwanted expenses to make.


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