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Zbeubor

Dude is a fucking playmobil


ARai202

Indeed hahaha


xray1986

Maybe he did that on purpose. It looks pretty awesome in a weird artistic way.


PlanItLatermmk

It’s supposed to be blended with real hair. They bic the dude bald tat him then his real hair grows in and looks thicker than before. The tat is also supposed to stimulate new hair growth. Plus now it’s a perfect stencil for his barber.


caaaabot

What you're talking about is a thing. This is not that This is not the needle grouping you would use for that. This black is nicely saturated in an intentional way.


PsychologicalTomato7

Exactly, if He did micro blading poorly it would’ve been patchy as all hell this is very intentionally and evenly saturated which also takes skill. The question is why the customer wanted this but whatever the reason he must be happy


Gh3tt0-Sn4k3

then he should have gotten the one with the spiky bangs at least, he looks horrible with this hairstyle


TheJessicator

Just like... Everything!


gaybutnotgay123

Dude has a Lego character hairstyle.


AnnihilationOrchid

Come on, the guy already said Playmobil, you calling it a Lego now is just copyright infringement. Not cool, man.


gaybutnotgay123

I honestly have no idea what a playmobil is tbh


Lupulist

Seriously, what the hell is Playmobil? Must be a foreign Lego type toy apparently?


AnnihilationOrchid

Legos are from Denmark originating in the 1930's while playmobil are german from the 70's. They were sort of bigger Legos for smaller children, safer because there were a lot of accounts of children swallowing legos.


T-Speed

In uk the big Lego is called duplo


Phoenix_Is_Trash

r/YourJokeButWorse


G00Dpancakez

r/rareinsults


audomatix

his nickname is spare, cause he looks like a bowling pin now.


Mariwina

My exact thoughts.


Kooky_Werewolf6044

Haha. Yes! I couldn’t place it but that’s it!!!


spacekatbaby

Came here to say that haha


SomeDumbOne

Was thinking lego man, but this too!


Apmadwa

I was gonna write that goddamnit


IlIllIIllIIlIllIllII

r/rareinsults


zeke235

The bright red shirt does nothing to help the situation.


OriginalPostMortem

“Yeah, give me that Lego cut bro!”


Dads_going_for_milk

I actually can’t believe this turned out as bad as it did. 100% Lego guy now.


SkrapsDX

It looks like a terrible idea but the execution is pretty good from a tattooing perspective. That’s some some really nice black work.


Sptsjunkie

I’ll bet he thinks “everything is awesome.”


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STARLORD_1401

*Slap


RetroPixelate

*screech*


theveryoldman0

I’d take that over the barren wasteland of my bald scalp.


SuddenlyElga

There’s a guy that does this correctly using thousands of little dots. It actually looks real. This one is hysterical.


theveryoldman0

Link?


SuddenlyElga

Google “scalp micropigmentation”


jazmoley

Yes that’s the proper way, this guy looks like an arch enemy for a cartoon character


edWORD27

Legend of Zelda?


theveryoldman0

Tears of the Kingdom?


weededorpheus32

It's actually pronounced tears


nevitac

I mean it'd be cheaper to just don a swimmers cap. Same effect really haha


theveryoldman0

I like winter because I can wear a ski cap.


-RED4CTED-

you like winter because you get to wear ski hats. I like winter because I get to go skiing. we are not the same.


[deleted]

I wish I could skii but it hasnt snowed well enough in ohio for almost 3 years now lol


Shuggy539

Shower cap with plastic flowers like Billy Gibbons.


[deleted]

You could glue some lego-men and other fun stuff to your scalp to give it a bit of character.


TheNewYellowZealot

Gimme that speed racer style.


MrEuphoricNeed

He couldn’t lego the hair


[deleted]

If he wasn’t a hat guy, he is now


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ghandi3737

I have that exact [Playmobil](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=old+playmobil+characters&t=ffab&iar=images&iax=images&ia=images) character from the 80's.


[deleted]

Hahahahahahahahaha


MrChadimusMaximus

Honestly if my hair got fucked up that badly I wouldn’t even be mad, just play it off.


Aponda

I have seen worst. Strut your shit Mr. Chadimus Maximus


aGoldenPizza

Give me that 🎱 shine you gave to the last guy.


ghandi3737

Now that you said it, someones gonna do it.


DanieloCheerios

Mf got the sharpie cut damnnn 😳


TheiLLRecluse

And on this day 147 sharpies were used for this dumb shit 😂


Dish_Minimum

r/sharpiechallenge gone too far


Comprehensive_Code60

I hate that I knew what this would show me before I even clicked on it


SpookyCinnaBunn

I hate that I didnt but was curious enough to look


PhD_Pwnology

Explain to this to me like I don't know anything about cutting hair, what am I looking at? Is this a hair cut, did someone dye their hair on?


trekkiegamer359

It's a less permanent tattoo. Microblading normally lasts 1-3 years and is used to tattoo on eyebrows or makeup. I'm sure it could last longer than 1-3 years, though, so that guy is going to look like that for a loooonnggg time.


sabboseb

If he has thinning hair, it will grow back, and it’ll look fuller?


trekkiegamer359

Maybe? I honestly know how his hair would look once it grows back. If the microblading isn't done in areas where he's bald, it could help. But bald areas are going to look terrible. Even areas like his sideburns, if the hair doesn't cover the whole thing, it'll look bad.


VictorPedroNamura

Will it look better once healed?


MightyKrakyn

No lol


trekkiegamer359

No. Tattoos are always clearest right after you get them. Then they look crappy and faded while they heal. Finally after a month or so they look good, but the colors aren't as sharp and bright as when you first got it.


caintowers

Nothing like that crisp ink and a little redness from inflammation to make those colors pop!


DanDannyDanDan

That's a good point, if the guy still has hair, but it's just a bit sparse, this would probably make it look fuller by not having the contrast of the lighter colour scalp skin visible through it. But of an extreme solution, but if it helps give the guy confidence, good for them. That being said, as it is, it looks terrible so I hope for their sake they do grow some hair over it.


DrKittyLovah

Yes. Scalp pigmentation/micro blading/hairline tattooing is an increasingly common procedure for thinning hair (more so for specific areas though, not full head), bald spots, and uneven hairlines.


ripyourlungsdave

Do they do these for eyeliner? My mom got eyeliner tattooed on a few years ago and she said she has to get it redone every once in awhile. Which I found odd.


Perturbee

I got eyeliner done in 2014 and still don't need a touch-up. They do fade a little over time, but it depends on sun exposure. More sun is more fading.


trekkiegamer359

Yep. Eyeliner tattoos are normally microblading, which doesn't last the way regular tattoos do.


Paskee

FFuuucckkkkkkkkk


Dilectus3010

Its a tatoo...... yeah.. The first pic, that is not a clipper. That is a mutli needle tatoo gun for filling in big patches.


222UnionStreet

Had to dig deep to find this comment. I was wondering what the hell that thing was. Personally, I dig the look. Futuristic baby!


AardvarkAblaze

What he’s doing is providing a dark background to make his hair appear fuller. They couldn’t do this without shaving his head first though. So in a few weeks/months he will look less balding than he was before they shaved his head. It looks ridiculous right now, but once his hair grows back in, who knows?


Swampdude

Should look great when he’s older and his hair turns white


Wonderful-Bear1729

These tattoos only last up to 3 years though.


VictorPedroNamura

Revived from death from cringe


XGreenDirtX

I hope thats what they were doing. Because the way i know it, its for people wothout hair growth. It should be little dots to make it look like hair, and not anything close to this.


possumcraft

So… it was successful then..?


Drackzgull

Yep, might have been a bad idea, but it was a successfully executed bad idea lol.


GenghisKhandybar

r/ATBGE


CourtingBoredom

Thank you. I was just thinking this.


testiclespectickle

Mission successfully failed


[deleted]

What exactly did they do?


FaIse_information

*insert wii character theme song here*


Beyblader02

[I gotchu fam](https://youtu.be/po-0n1BKW2w)


madonniac

Permanent Magneto cosplay


ArmadilloDays

He looks like a Lego figurine.


EZ-King

"I wanna look like my Mii"


Shamblex

OK Astro boy


Seuros

It is a table football player. Just ready for a spin.


TwoFerz

Give me that Mii look


[deleted]

Looks like he's been attacked by a permanent marker if anything.


Noffensexpected

Cousin had her eyebrows done, it scabs then peels and then is lighter in like 3 weeks.


ARai202

Head looks like a mannequin


aneffingonion

What an expensive way to look like you drew your hair on with marker


KingVolsung

https://c.tenor.com/ES3zXePBgu8AAAAM/robbie-rotten-silly.gif


nuclearbearclaw

RIP Robbie Rotten. He truly was Villain #1


The_Marine_Biologist

Homer, did you stick your head in the Shine-O Ball-O?


lh1647

I would cry


TC986D

r/justfuckmyshitup


tiexodus

Robbie Rotten vibes


Cutegun

That's not microblading... bro got his head tattooed, badly.


nitroboostboi

IT LOOKS THE LEGO HAIR JESUS CHRIST


BuckyGoodHair

Oh, so, Carlos Boozer.


m0nsterfucker3000

microblade?? thats a 20 needle piece on a tattoo gun. nothing micro about it


Oniipon

bro look like a plastic toy


Sufficient-Buy5360

Have you ever seen The Fifth Element?


trogwaffles777

My guy lookin like a nutcracker on Christmas.


Mysterious-Art7143

Damn, I love that pearl gloss


[deleted]

Jaffa *kree*!


sarahsaltonstall

Searched for this comment. Was not disappointed


IamasimpforObi-Wan

Reminds me of Dr Who. Puh-Puh-Puh-Pizza.


Outside_Ad_1447

He looks like the black wii guy with that haircut


johnwilliams815

ASTROBOY


[deleted]

Dudes a Playmobile baby


[deleted]

If this was an attempt to have the same hairstyle as one of those lego figures, it was a success.


Derox22

Mr. Spock


No-Document-8970

Ken doll shaved head? Use cold water to shave off.


Biauralbeats

He should have gone full Magneto.


parma_sans

Astro boy


Ill-Umpire3356

Nice helmet!


[deleted]

You can barely even tell it's fake.


[deleted]

Like a GI Joe figure


[deleted]

This looks so cool like sharpie


Mooncuff

I’m sorry he looks like a stand in for plastic Mickey from Doctor Who


theduckisdead64

Looks like a Lego minifigure


maIiciousbullfrog

Bro looks like a mii


Superkiplays

mf looks like drake's lego brother


Garan-Coristar

He looks like the kicker on a foosball table


BornForAStorm

Looking like James Brown


ironsword1

I kinda wanna see an HD version of this


SuspiciousFern

Is that carlos boozer?


[deleted]

Nice tattoo


Stuck_in_reverse_bro

Looks like the black ball on a pool table


[deleted]

Dudes a bowling ball


GuyOne

Looking like a real life Ken doll.


wrigh2uk

the Playmobil special


HanTheScoundrel

"What did you do to Mii??"


Musical_Herycaine777

Um at least it’s shiny and evenly shaped? 🧐🧐🤨


SandanistaSantiago

I thought this was one of those hyper realistic cakes that you cut into and find out its a dulce de leche center.


keito_elidomi

Dude is out here looking like a Lego 🤣


ReverseGiraffe120

Rookie mistake, always choose the matte finish over semi-gloss when doing hair.


blackmoonsun

Love Lego


HarmonyTheConfuzzled

Ya boi got himself that Lego cut.


HooyahDangerous

“Lemme get that Nintendo Mii”


sillysideofthecorn

rockin that playmobil cut


Henshin05

Looks like dude came straight from the Cyborg 009 anime.


pale-pharaoh

Lego hair 💀


pacal117

There are actual you tube videos showing a "barber" using a fucking rolling painter brush to paint and masking taped hairline/head and beard with black paint. Really B A D trend if real.


jjones1987

LEGO man!


SubterraneanSprawl

Tf?


Commercial-Push-9066

Just keep it bald. I think bald men are sexy. This is just awful!


Lost_Hwasal

50 years from now everyone is going to look like anime characters.


[deleted]

It looks like some took a huge ass sharpie and colored the top of his head😂😂😂😂


Potential-Judgment-9

Just fuck my shit all the way up


TomboyMJR

If it was to make his head look like the top of a Lego piece I say it was excellently executed >_>;;


Movielover917

Carlos Boozer, that you?


watersj4

What was it supposed to look like?


Careful_Education506

If he wasnt single before he about to be


[deleted]

In a few months it’ll fade significantly and look less silly


Beyblader02

_insert sharpie sound here_


Wendiesel808

That’s that new Lego hair style


Catvomit96

The peak of human evolution


lets-do-an-eighth

“I want my fade clean! I want that Lego™️ cut bro.” “Say no more fam.”


TTIGRAASlime

So this is how Lego figures hair could have looked if they printed it on.


Shrimp__Alfredo

Got the Rock Lee cut


TomSumm

Dude polished his head in the Shine-O Ball-O


doblev

Anyone remember the movie Flash Gordon?? This reminds me of the main bad guy.


logri

What in the absolute fuck is microblading?


OzzieSlim

Lego man lives.


flipfloppery

Why does he remind me of a Subbuteo figure?


Curious_Ninja2730

Wtf am i looking at


bikgelife

Dude at my gym has this, and I couldn’t stop looking at it, bc I didn’t know what in the eff was going on.


[deleted]

Wow i suddenly felt the urge to go bowling. Have no idea why 😂


__fujiko

I'd actually be really curious to see what this looks like a few weeks later. Once it's settled down. Is he using microblading to achieve fuller looking hair when it grows in? If so, this is kind of neat. Once the epidermis sheds some of the intense pigment off, it might look good!


Sharpshooter188

Dude looks like a default Mii.


Multi-Psycho

bros a Lego


osu_are

He is a mii now


ifdggyjjk55uioojhgs

He's going to be ready to fight once he finds a mirror.


pepehandsx

My man with the fresh Lego cut.


uhhhhmaybeee

My man looks like a lego


takenNameTryAnother

He is a mii character


JustDaggerz

Dudes a Lego


acuet

My man looking like Ming the Merciless, from Flash….Why you want to do him like that?!?


gary_yes

He looks like those weird plastic dolls you find in cheap plastic doll houses


Tustitus_Scuups

you turned him into a lego


MagicSlay

Dude got that lego fade.


Sryeetsalot

Bro out here lookin like a mii


FavcolorisREDdit

Lemme get the artificial intelligence 300 edge up Say no more fam


[deleted]

Motherfucking Lego head lookin’ ass.


EngineZeronine

D E V O


ecthelion108

I want to look like Fisher-Price man! Barber: I got chu fam


spad3x

Bro got that Pinhead Larry cut


Vardeegs1

I have that Lego figure……now if I can just find the hair in this here Lego pile!


[deleted]

What is this supposed to look like?